DSP Goes Berserk Furiously Screaming Over Master Players Squeezing the Few Points He Has in Ranked

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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  • @Hobodrink
    @Hobodrink 11 месяцев назад +477

    I cant believe the developers designed a code to specifically target our boy phil like this.😢

    • @MegaKratos2
      @MegaKratos2 11 месяцев назад +40

      Is evilaj or tevin working at capcom or something? 😅

    • @frankwhite51
      @frankwhite51 11 месяцев назад +46

      LOL...That anti LTG and DSP netcode.

    • @realsong-fake
      @realsong-fake 11 месяцев назад +45

      It's a built in module in most game engines. Just enable "fk DSP" feature in Unreal.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 11 месяцев назад

      Capcom is a detractor d00d🐖🪳

    • @teddrewflack400
      @teddrewflack400 11 месяцев назад +12

      It’s an incredible leap for pig kind

  • @lilacbookshelf1909
    @lilacbookshelf1909 11 месяцев назад +426

    Phil’s ability to invent bullshit excuses within milliseconds is genuinely a unique talent. It’s a shame it takes up most of his brain’s processing power.

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 11 месяцев назад

      Well he has memorized them at this point. Same old bullshit night after night. He doesnt even believe it. He thinks his dents to but nobody is this stupid.

    • @elsamurai1220
      @elsamurai1220 11 месяцев назад +19

      Forever a lolcow

    • @Thee_Deputy
      @Thee_Deputy 11 месяцев назад +15

      He should be a politician tbh.

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 11 месяцев назад +34

      *Godlike 18MS connection.
      ‘Fucking laggy game!’
      🤔

    • @admiralradish
      @admiralradish 11 месяцев назад +4

      nail on the head.

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 11 месяцев назад +27

    For a joystick worth fking 350$, Phil doesn't mind beating the sh*t out of it.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 11 месяцев назад +11

      He didn’t pay for it so why would he care.

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 11 месяцев назад +2

      Only one he could find suitable for piggy trotters too.

  • @Walter_Sobchak_43
    @Walter_Sobchak_43 11 месяцев назад +41

    Even with cross-play turned off, he still CANT DO ANYTHING!?

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake 11 месяцев назад +7

      Well, it was Friday. His new excuse.

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 11 месяцев назад +1

      Was there ever really any doubt. We all know the pigroach will change his story at the drop of a hat. As soon as he gets caught out he initiates the next cope on the list.

  • @NY_State_Of_Mind_BK
    @NY_State_Of_Mind_BK 11 месяцев назад +18

    Maximilian is 40yrs old, Phil is 40yrs old, they both play Street fighter 6 the difference between the two is that one cry's about lag, pattern player's, moves not coming out and calls everyone a scrub that doesn't earn hits and rollback netcode, the other never complains about any of that. Phil just has to except he's trash at modern fighting game's and just go back to SF2 turbo.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 11 месяцев назад

      He's not even that good at SF2 either. There's plenty of footage of him playing it now on various different ports out there. He makes all the same excuses. One can argue it's not the "authentic arcade experience" that he is used too, but that just proves he is incapable of adapting and will always be a loser.

    • @YTcommenter712
      @YTcommenter712 11 месяцев назад +9

      One also doesn't have to beg for his income

    • @petercrouchole
      @petercrouchole 11 месяцев назад

      he's mega trash at turbo too, don't you worry

  • @shoahkhan5670
    @shoahkhan5670 11 месяцев назад +22

    There are not "unfair advantages" in a "PATTERNS BASED" game. All it boils down to is who gets their pattern in first.

  • @averagejackmedia609
    @averagejackmedia609 11 месяцев назад +10

    Mk1 "this game NEEDS street fighter roll back netcode. It's the greatest thing ever."
    Sf6 .....

  • @oricebucket
    @oricebucket 11 месяцев назад +14

    Yo ChatGPT, if you need to build a database of excuses, this guy is the best specimens.

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 11 месяцев назад +9

    A little fun fact: the more gin you drink, the longer your reaction times become.

  • @AnodyneRain
    @AnodyneRain 11 месяцев назад +9

    Imagine if he could come up with actual solutions to his problems half as often as he does excuses to his failures

  • @od1401
    @od1401 11 месяцев назад +33

    You can see why everyone in the FGC hated and still hates him to this day

    • @happycat4838
      @happycat4838 11 месяцев назад +1

      He's just par for the course as far as the FGC is concerned lol

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 11 месяцев назад +1

      He's literally your average fighting game player
      Most fg players blame the game 'til they quit or plateau, very few are above average
      (i say this as someone who knows he's average at fg's but admits it's cause I'm old and slow and don't have hours a day to play)

    • @od1401
      @od1401 11 месяцев назад

      @@happycat4838 Fair enough, I know nothing about the FGC apart from some surface level knowledge and their relationship with DSP. If they (or most/many) are a bunch of excuse making saddos then it's all the more an indictment against Phil, given that he's not even accepted by a community of like minded excuse pedadling, arrogant fools.

    • @WantSomeWhiskey818
      @WantSomeWhiskey818 11 месяцев назад

      @@enigmaticheart666Dont lump us in with DSP, most of us actually enjoy the game and love the strategy. Its common to get salty but its not common to be a narcissist like DSP is.

    • @WantSomeWhiskey818
      @WantSomeWhiskey818 11 месяцев назад

      @@od1401We dont do that. We actually love these games, dont liken us to DSP or LTG. They make our community look awful.

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 11 месяцев назад +3

    The fact a 41 year old man can’t control his emotions is just sad.

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Wake up, jab, beat my meaty". Or, Phail's daily morning routine.

  • @jonesy66691
    @jonesy66691 11 месяцев назад +2

    He should have bought a more expensive joystick, this one clearly isn't premium enough.

  • @jazzy4846
    @jazzy4846 11 месяцев назад +1

    I like how DSP can somehow read minds and know exactly why people are doing the moves they're doing.

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's official: Friday is a detractor.

  • @TheV8maverick
    @TheV8maverick 11 месяцев назад +1

    it's crazy that Capcom designed a netcode that always puts Phil specifically at a disadvantage. Bravo Capcom

  • @andrewbmore1310
    @andrewbmore1310 11 месяцев назад +1

    I bet if Pigroach had a top of the line gaming rig he'd def be ranked in the top 10 online, ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!

  • @StarkosiTV
    @StarkosiTV 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh…. You literally jumped dead center, onto a Sonic Boom. OFC your not gonna block it! 😂

  • @armandoguerra7658
    @armandoguerra7658 11 месяцев назад +3

    I almost can’t believe this is real

    • @TheWandererTravelVlogs
      @TheWandererTravelVlogs 11 месяцев назад +1

      Makes me wonder what he was like in the physical arcades back in the day.
      Yeah there’s some clips and stories but you can guarantee the worst of it isn’t archived

    • @armandoguerra7658
      @armandoguerra7658 11 месяцев назад

      @@TheWandererTravelVlogs I would take a guess that it wasn’t this bad, the current DipShytPhil is rotting from the inside out due to the “ Two G’s” (Gin and Gout)

  • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
    @WingsOfAgeOfConsent 11 месяцев назад +9

    I've never heard such hooves smash like this. Save the 🥓 🐖

  • @South_Texas_Fail
    @South_Texas_Fail 11 месяцев назад +1

    I tried to watch his live last night, and I gave up after him bitching for like 15 minutes about other people beating him.

  • @coffeechat-bunbun
    @coffeechat-bunbun 4 месяца назад

    I am angry! I have to work to get hits in! Yes, I would someone would have to 'work' hard to get hits in on a ranked match on Master. And I don't play these games. But I guess he is God so Capcom has to create ways to make him lose.

  • @doctorskelestein6068
    @doctorskelestein6068 11 месяцев назад

    When you look up the word pathetic in the dictionary it shows a picture of Phil.

  • @justinelledge326
    @justinelledge326 11 месяцев назад +1

    If you don't like the game, then don't play it, Phil!

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 11 месяцев назад +1

    6:23 Too busy running his fat mouth that he missed his chance to counter properly. he then blames the game.

  • @bleak2L
    @bleak2L 11 месяцев назад

    Unsurprisingly, Phil doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word "earn."

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 11 месяцев назад +1

    He complains about not being able to learn, or dropped combos, yet I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even know how to get to the lab.
    Even in between matches, you can wait for your next match in the lab. Even LTG does that, where you can practice your execution in between each match, yet he does none of that.

    • @Ebilryu
      @Ebilryu 11 месяцев назад

      I once asked him why he wouldn't lab stuff out in training mode and his reply was that NO ONE learns anything from training against the cpu.😂
      Wish i remember which stream he sayd that😢

    • @Tommy9834
      @Tommy9834 11 месяцев назад

      @@Ebilryu I guess doing anything in the lab is too similar to something that resembles real work, not saying labbing stuff is real work, just that to him, it's too close to it for comfort.

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet 11 месяцев назад

    Only Phil follows up every loss with a 10 min TedTalk about he did nothing wrong and did everything correct.

  • @nfamus540
    @nfamus540 11 месяцев назад +276

    Latency above 60ms = Bad connection, can't react due to said bad connection.
    Latency under 30ms = connection is too good so the game can't react to his inputs fast enough????
    Phil is actually insane, how can one person blame literally every loss on something other than himself?

    • @zerolifez
      @zerolifez 11 месяцев назад +55

      Flowchart offense = this guy sucks he just go pattern and got rewarded
      Wake up super/neutral jump = this guy sucks he just randomly press a button without thinking and got rewarded.
      Welcome to DSP gaming.

    • @DeadweightAnbu
      @DeadweightAnbu 11 месяцев назад +16

      It’s the game’s fault, there’s nothing he can do 😢

    • @Ebilryu
      @Ebilryu 11 месяцев назад

      Phil just spills nonsense mixed with some gaming jargon to try to look smart for his viewers...
      Anyone with some common sense knows he's full of shit😂

    • @SleepyPupper
      @SleepyPupper 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@zerolifez What a pahsitive streamer

    • @magis123
      @magis123 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@zerolifez forgot mash jahb

  • @AgentofChaos81
    @AgentofChaos81 11 месяцев назад +307

    I missed the part where Phil proved us wrong that he doesnt suck at Street Fighter.

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 11 месяцев назад +13

      I mean, reaching Masters multiple times proves he's good. Even did it with Lily, considered the worst character in the game. We can dunk on Pigroach and also ACKnowledge he's a good street fighter player 🙂

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 11 месяцев назад +56

      ​@@Pelaquas Getting Master rank in this game is insanely easy, it's designed so that everyone can get into it. He would not get into high rank in any fighting game with a real ranked system and we know that because we've seen him try multiple times.
      He also plays the least skill-based characters in the game. Honda and Blanka have the highest rates of people getting into master in proportion to their playerbase because you just roll the dice with them every match and can win unless the other player is really good. Then there's Lily which no one plays or understands so he gets wins just because he can do things that no one knows what to do against. Tier lists don't matter at all for this level of play, they're made for competitive play where people actually know what they are doing.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@Pelaquas As Phillybutt loves to say without any hint of irony, it's easy for scrubs to grind their way to Master level rank with enough time and patience. When you're tossing a coin enough times, eventually it'll come up heads SOME of the time.
      He's not good at Street Fighter. He is pig-headed and insanely stubborn.

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Blisterdude123 But he didn't need to grind? 🤨😂

    • @voltscreamratty
      @voltscreamratty 11 месяцев назад +22

      @@ickyfist I don't think Phil is truly awful, at least not at SF. Maybe not, like, "good" exactly, but he's certainly better than I am. Of course, Phil's also literally been playing Street Fighter longer than I've been alive, and his refusal to accept fault (or even, like, at least queue in training mode for fucks sake) for almost anything means he's pretty far from where his skill level could/should be. He does have things he's genuinely decent at, but he holds himself back by being so salty and absolutely refusing to adapt or to grow as a player.
      On the plus side, watching these videos has encouraged me to try and be less salty myself, so I guess he's doing some good in the world lmao

  • @adun3
    @adun3 11 месяцев назад +131

    You can almost picture Phil repeating 'pattern, pattern, pattern' to himself while wearing a straightjacket in a padded room somewhere

    • @fast0025ify
      @fast0025ify 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yes!! 😂😂

    • @lc1429
      @lc1429 11 месяцев назад +13

      the only pattern he needs to worry about is male pattern baldness

    • @Thentavius
      @Thentavius 11 месяцев назад +5

      He might as well be repeating it to himself over and over. His room is that padded cell.

    • @JathanielLunnington
      @JathanielLunnington 11 месяцев назад +8

      Are the "dropped inputs" in the room with us right now; Phil?

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 11 месяцев назад +3

      Smash jab Smash jab

  • @notgonnapay
    @notgonnapay 11 месяцев назад +156

    This dude heard that some gaming monitors have low latency, and he translated that into ‘all PC players have a huge advantage vs. console.’

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC 11 месяцев назад +23

      Modern TVs have less than 16ms of input lag anyway, Phil is delusional

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 11 месяцев назад +37

      Dave is a superhuman who can tell the difference between 2ms and 4ms delay.@@CamusSC

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 11 месяцев назад +51

      Dude, he was saying that there is some magical specific OS that all the FGC pros secretly use that they don't tell the normal ppl about. He's gotten THAT delusional.

    • @HELLRAISER02
      @HELLRAISER02 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@CamusSCAND theres a performance mode in game to reduce input lag, and correct me if im wrong, but if the D and R numbers at the top are 0 then that means theres almost 0 delay, right?

    • @voltscreamratty
      @voltscreamratty 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@HELLRAISER02 The D refers to added delay frames as a result of the connection, which would be on top of whatever input delay each player's hardware has. The R is for rollback frames, which are more complex but are basically there to minimize the number of delay frames even in high-ping matches, because rollback netcode is sick as hell

  • @Coyotebriggs
    @Coyotebriggs 11 месяцев назад +138

    "He gets rewarded, i get punished because that's how rollback netcode works" He ALWAYS has to be the victim and its never his fault in any situation ever. Pathetically delusional.

    • @MajorSquiggles
      @MajorSquiggles 11 месяцев назад +6

      I would love to hear Phil try to explain how rollback netcode works and how that's possible.

    • @B4ss88
      @B4ss88 11 месяцев назад

      @@MajorSquigglesHe already did and got everything wrong
      ruclips.net/video/peYj9LZldRA/видео.html

    • @d.h.8279
      @d.h.8279 11 месяцев назад +3

      He's tried it

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 11 месяцев назад +5

      He's the only person on Planet Earth who thinks rollback netcode is bad.

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@MajorSquiggleshe has, very badly, because he doesn’t actually understand how rollback netcode works

  • @meowforjasper2838
    @meowforjasper2838 11 месяцев назад +283

    What a sad miserable life this dude has created for himself. I love it.

    • @drmwpn
      @drmwpn 11 месяцев назад +17

      Literally like an episode of "Black Mirror"

    • @Pelaquas
      @Pelaquas 11 месяцев назад +7

      We all love it. It's great, it's fantastic! 😂

    • @anactualguy8257
      @anactualguy8257 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@drmwpnIt really is😂

    • @vojnov9885
      @vojnov9885 11 месяцев назад

      @@drmwpnThey could totally make one about DSP.

    • @anactualguy8257
      @anactualguy8257 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@CovenantSOLDIER It’s WWE champions TIIIIME!!!

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac 11 месяцев назад +61

    I love how at 24:00 his baby rage hoof smashing caused him to give the Cammy a thumbs up.

    • @invalidletterdept2662
      @invalidletterdept2662 11 месяцев назад +7

      I noticed that too 😂 saw the zoom in of the un pushed thumb, heard him mashing and was like “watch this idiot thumbs up the match” then he does it. Kind of sums up his gameplay in a nutshell

  • @mr.salvadore1666
    @mr.salvadore1666 11 месяцев назад +184

    For a guy playing SF for decades, he sure doesn't have the patience of a player playing that long. Most of his losses are just him being very impatient and forcing interactions. Like he doesn't have to force shit ALL the time. Its crazy!

    • @PGO_Gaming
      @PGO_Gaming 11 месяцев назад +22

      Can't like this comment enough. At some point you have to allow your opponent to initiate the offense. He's so offensive and uses unsafe anti-air mechanisms. It's clear why he loses. What is unclear is how he got to Master to begin with.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill 11 месяцев назад +9

      For someone who claims to hate anime fighters and the way they play, his unga ass seems more fit to play Sol in strive than anybody in sf6

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 11 месяцев назад +4

      he also does total hand off controller when he's upset.

    • @mediademon90
      @mediademon90 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@PGO_Gaming Because SF6 is the easiest or say kindest to all player to reach Master rank. You can literally have equal amount of losses and wins and get to master.

    • @donniebell7887
      @donniebell7887 11 месяцев назад +2

      no NEVER STOP HITTING BUTTONS!

  • @idioticeskimoe5149
    @idioticeskimoe5149 11 месяцев назад +77

    The Rashid at the End was so skilled and he was too busy crying like a baby to see how thoroughly countered he was. DSP once again being free like Costco samples.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 11 месяцев назад +11

      Funny thing is that every time rashid Jabbed, he was going for a grab. You can see counterhit every time Phil went for the same old tired setups, hop into grab trashball into grab drive rush grab. How can you be angry at your opponent using the best possible option to counter you and then call them trash.

    • @7venXIII
      @7venXIII 11 месяцев назад +8

      @awellneededsmoke I know, it kills me when he complains abt jab. Jab is how you check against certain moves in the game. What are they supposed to do? Just let you hit them?

    • @MaxxCoyote
      @MaxxCoyote 11 месяцев назад

      @@Awellneededsmoke "How can you be angry at your opponent using the best possible option to counter you and then call them trash."
      By being so deeply insecure that it's practically a mental illness.
      Every delusional rant is fueled by the Pig's desperate need to protect his feelings and self-worth.

  • @Shrike1988
    @Shrike1988 11 месяцев назад +59

    "Cause i have a 20 millisecond connection its to my disadvantage it absolutely is because it wont react fast enough. Im serious he'll do his pattern and his pattern will come out 100 percent and my reaction will not come out in a net code like that with roll back net code it's in his advantage to play his pattern and i will not get my reaction, thats how net code works"
    This is something phil actuality said

    • @nfamus540
      @nfamus540 11 месяцев назад +11

      Literally a built in excuse regardless of the situation, bad latency, good latency, doesn't matter all that does matter is "THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO, HE DID NOTHING WRONG, HE DID EVERYTHING CORRECT"

    • @Ebilryu
      @Ebilryu 11 месяцев назад +1

      It's quite impressive that after 15 years of streaming, playing online for a bit longer than that, he still doesn't fucking understand how this works...

    • @barbsq
      @barbsq 11 месяцев назад +5

      The funniest part to me is that there’s a number at the top that shows you exactly when rollback netcode kicks in. If it’s at 0, it’s not even operating.

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 11 месяцев назад +10

      Excuse you. Did you make rollback netcode? Phil asked the guy who did and he told Phil that rollback netcode was made to specifically fuck him over.

    • @infernoburn7849
      @infernoburn7849 11 месяцев назад +3

      He’s literally insane

  • @bobbyqueso
    @bobbyqueso 11 месяцев назад +114

    he has a flowchart of excuses its insane

    • @dqntime26
      @dqntime26 11 месяцев назад +27

      pattern complainer

    • @Jesse_E5150
      @Jesse_E5150 11 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 11 месяцев назад

      PATTERN PLAY LAGGY AHNLINE BULLSHIT SAFE KHAMBO PC PLAYER CHEATER

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 11 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely does 😂

    • @uhskn9753
      @uhskn9753 11 месяцев назад +2

      sooooo true

  • @shadowofthenorthstar989
    @shadowofthenorthstar989 11 месяцев назад +65

    first pc players are cheating now the rollback is bad 😒

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 11 месяцев назад +7

      No Dood, Da Internet is Cheating!

    • @Usurpationblitz
      @Usurpationblitz 11 месяцев назад +5

      No, not at all. He was complaining about rollback way before PC players

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 11 месяцев назад +15

      He has personal vendetta against the guys who invented the rollback netcode, because they banned him from their forum after he broke rules acting like a homophobic, petulant child.

    • @SSZaris
      @SSZaris 11 месяцев назад +3

      I'd like to invite you to take a stroll through the dent sea scrolls

    • @voltscreamratty
      @voltscreamratty 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@Abedeuss It's so wild, too, because he has to bend over backwards to act like rollback is anything other than the best thing to happen to online fighting games since, well, pretty much ever.

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 11 месяцев назад +37

    So now he's blaming the day of the week for getting his ass beat?
    lol

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 11 месяцев назад +11

      Been recently confirmed the Earth's rotation is a detractor.

    • @deviljin_x
      @deviljin_x 11 месяцев назад

      LMAO

  • @jervey123
    @jervey123 11 месяцев назад +34

    lol, i like how DipShytPhil called a programmer from capcom a dunce... the guy who has the easiest job in the world, playing games then posting it to youtube and still got bankrupt, calling a programmer a dunce! that programmer probably has more braincells in his left pinky than philbert's brain

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake 11 месяцев назад +2

      "DipShytPhil" I'm rolling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Thank you.

  • @EnemyWasp
    @EnemyWasp 11 месяцев назад +26

    10:03 is pure gin-brain activity.
    He just stands there and devours 2 Sonic Booms and jumps into one…how can someone be this bad?

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 11 месяцев назад +2

      Don't take his character's gin-brained moves in SF6 out of cahntext, dood!

  • @ldcomtype4
    @ldcomtype4 11 месяцев назад +44

    He did it, he finally did it. He said that a low 20 something ms connection harms his gameplay. Amazing

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 11 месяцев назад +20

      Not the 1st time 😂

    • @Saidan79
      @Saidan79 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@thebigbient8736 Yeah, this is by far not the first time he has made the excuse of the Internet connection being somehow too good for him to play well.

  • @rcgshawty
    @rcgshawty 11 месяцев назад +53

    The laughs edited in after a perfect KO makes me die every time

  • @Poopbucket45
    @Poopbucket45 11 месяцев назад +73

    That poor joystick deserves a better owner

    • @oricebucket
      @oricebucket 11 месяцев назад +1

      I wouldn’t even want to touch it.

    • @user-cd4ms6cf8l
      @user-cd4ms6cf8l 11 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine how he handles jasper 😮

  • @CineGoodog
    @CineGoodog 11 месяцев назад +32

    That Rashid broke him. His predictable trick blanka pattern is so aeasily defeated by mashing jab, he doesn't do any frame traps on Oki to counter that, it is all on him.

  • @FreezySmash
    @FreezySmash 11 месяцев назад +46

    Was such a pleasure to watch this live he was particularly unhinged tonight

  • @absol_lute_zero9083
    @absol_lute_zero9083 11 месяцев назад +67

    "Peepul don't realize that JP is fukin' broken dood"
    My guy, it's been what 5+ months now? Litterally everyone and their mama knows JP is good. What took you so long?

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 11 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure JP won Evo

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow 11 месяцев назад

      I don't like that type of gameplay, he kinda negates learning Sim because his keep away game is just so much better than sim. Even with his air fire ball.

    • @zerolifez
      @zerolifez 11 месяцев назад

      bruh sim max height float and JP can't do nothing. And a well timed teleport is ez combo for sim. @@sleazyfellow

    • @ItsmeVel
      @ItsmeVel 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@rockmanraiden6627It was a Ken/Marisa player but JP placed top 5 still

    • @PGO_Gaming
      @PGO_Gaming 11 месяцев назад

      @@ItsmeVel Angrybird does not play Marisa. Big Bird plays her. Angrybird plays Ken and a little Cammy. Kakeru lost to Angrybird in the finals, not top 5.

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 11 месяцев назад +82

    if a 200-300 joystick is a piece of shit....then no joystick will ever be good to you

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 11 месяцев назад +16

      Bad workman blames his tool, or is it bad tool blames his tools.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@DrakeHunter324 hes proof that even with top tier tools he will produce shit and not improve

    • @madphantompixels6478
      @madphantompixels6478 11 месяцев назад +1

      A finely tuned instrument is wasted on his mashing pigroach trotters.

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 11 месяцев назад +27

    Wait, we actually got a new excuse at the end.
    He actually said his opponent got rewarded for the game dropping his inputs.
    Yes, so not only is it a bad thing if the connection is TOO good, but it's also a good thing when the "game drops his opponent's moves".

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 11 месяцев назад +2

      Hes actually said it before 😂 excise for everything no matter what

  • @TheSlashd0t
    @TheSlashd0t 11 месяцев назад +29

    Dave blaming the rollback netcode like it's some frigging time machine that just rewrites history. Hilarious!😂
    I think the next stick he should buy is a predictor stick. He got violated so many times I fear he might be pregnant

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 11 месяцев назад +3

      He’s never understood how rollback netcode works and doesn’t care for it.

    • @YTcommenter712
      @YTcommenter712 11 месяцев назад +3

      He still thinks a rainy day fund is money you use for rainy day entertainment

  • @ncr7016
    @ncr7016 11 месяцев назад +20

    10:05 ain’t no way this guy just jumps into a boom says he can’t block, I can’t bro 😂

  • @majorkong2828
    @majorkong2828 11 месяцев назад +20

    Phil should invent a new type of netcode.. He is clearly an expert on the field

    • @eth0
      @eth0 11 месяцев назад +7

      First thing the REEACK netcode would do is check if the username is DSPGaming to automatically disable fair play on his opponent.

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 11 месяцев назад +28

    Phil really is very impressive at this game. I have never seen a person constantly make excuses during an entire match without taking a breather. He has an answer for everything in every situation ever. Doesn't even have to worry about lag when it comes to excuses. Truley a master

    • @YTcommenter712
      @YTcommenter712 11 месяцев назад +2

      It's impressive that he's almost played 5000 matches and only lost legit maybe 1% of the time at most. Truly inspiring.

    • @Prime92
      @Prime92 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@YTcommenter712 We should all do what Phil does in video games. I've personally never lost a multiplayer match in any game online. I knew what I had to do, pushed the right buttons, but the game wouldn't let me win. Nothin I could do.

    • @hotzauhse
      @hotzauhse 11 месяцев назад

      The dude has an answer for everything but the game 😂

  • @Aitcheoz
    @Aitcheoz 11 месяцев назад +96

    He deserves this.

  • @snipashot0
    @snipashot0 11 месяцев назад +8

    I just picture a guy coming home from work. Tired looking to unwind. Logging into street fighter 6 his favorite time waster. And absolutely bodying Phil the dude who does this as a "job"

  • @invalidletterdept2662
    @invalidletterdept2662 11 месяцев назад +16

    Imagine every time his wife walks by that room and hears him losing his shit every time, that poor woman. He spends hours a day raging like that, I can’t imagine that rage not sleeping out into what little personal life he has. Like he’s in the shower alone and you just hear shit about patterns and how the game sucks, or he repeats the same rants in bed while his wife reads a book.

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 11 месяцев назад +1

      Horses can't read wtf

    • @Julv_
      @Julv_ 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@enigmaticheart666Damn, tf did she do to piss you off?

  • @NecrossXIII
    @NecrossXIII 11 месяцев назад +41

    God I hope he never stops playing this game

  • @jeremysack5939
    @jeremysack5939 11 месяцев назад +23

    How does he lose?? It's crazy! He can read minds, he knows if opponents mean to do things or simply get lucky. He knows all...except somehow, how to win.
    Being isolated really shatters a person's reality. I've never heard so much complaining about anything my entire life. He so much so can't ever just admit he lost, that he feels the need to complain/explain away every single second of every single fight to his Dents, as if they've never seen a video game before. You have to believe there weirdos KNOW he just gets his ass kicked all day every day...right? They can't be dumb enough to believe him, can they?

    • @fuzzymcgee_
      @fuzzymcgee_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      they can ... ;D

  • @reconstructedrichard208
    @reconstructedrichard208 11 месяцев назад +51

    kat needs a real man. i could be the phil clinton to her leannica lewinsky

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 11 месяцев назад +19

      Tyrone has it covered fam

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 11 месяцев назад +7

      You’d want to be tunnel bros with the Pigroach, dood? Ewwww.

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 11 месяцев назад +3

      Couldn't take her from Tyrone, plus I don't have the Harkonnen hover setup to help her move around.

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 11 месяцев назад +25

    this 41 year old man nearly had a stroke because of "drahpped inpootz" in rollback nahtcode, what a pathetic existence, and it's funny how he didn't notice that he started winning way more after enabling crossplay again, i guess this proves he was wrong about PC players having unfair advantages, but how could he ever admit he was wrong, right?

  • @MegaKratos2
    @MegaKratos2 11 месяцев назад +17

    Ok, whoever at CAPCOM is ruining Fill's games needs to stahp, ok? Or the last thing they see is a pack of wheelchairs coming at them. Sound good?

    • @scottiecurrie7927
      @scottiecurrie7927 11 месяцев назад

      That is the most hilarious scenario I've ever heard

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 11 месяцев назад

      That would either make for a very funny scene in a spoof comedy, or one of the most unnervingly creepy moments in horror movie history.

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 11 месяцев назад +9

    Dude beats his joystick on stream harder than he beat his meat. Fucking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
    Also, Blanka has dolls for a reason. They help him control the neutral in areas where he can't. You put out a doll, watch to see how the opponent reacts to it, then capitalize on it. SF6 pro MenaRD used Blanka's dolls that way and won Capcom Cup. Blanka's all about passivity, not aggression.

  • @Skidoosh121
    @Skidoosh121 11 месяцев назад +5

    “You notice a pattern?! It’s Friday night! Do you notice a pattern?!”
    Phil the only pattern I’m noticing is you. You drop inputs regardless of latency, platform, controller, the fucking game or EVEN THE DAY OF THE WEEK.

  • @runnre
    @runnre 11 месяцев назад +15

    You do have to admit, Phil's dedication to the lie is impressive, he never breaks character, makes up new excuses on the fly and all while being 100% certain he is not the problem.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 11 месяцев назад +11

      That's the catch: he's not playing a character lol. He honestly believes every word that comes out of his mouth.

  • @JohnPig-oy8sq
    @JohnPig-oy8sq 11 месяцев назад +11

    I love how quiet he gets when an AKI player destroys him. He already called garbage so he can’t use the top tier excuse

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 11 месяцев назад +15

    Remember, "he loves playing games guys, its not about the money."

  • @ZeroONeal
    @ZeroONeal 11 месяцев назад +10

    I promise you he didn't frame check any of this shit.

  • @iamfiefo
    @iamfiefo 11 месяцев назад +7

    Let me guess, none of the JPs he fought were Nephew? I could tell from all the complaints and the lack of praise.

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega 11 месяцев назад +9

    Keep in mind he wants one of his followers to edit clips of him for his channel for free so he can attract new dents and whales.
    But then the question becomes "why would anyone support or stick around for someone so toxic?"

  • @friendofphi
    @friendofphi 11 месяцев назад +4

    I drop Reversals all the time with charge characters, I found out if you do your charge move with Parry and the heavy button, if you don't have enough charge you get wake-up parry which is better then just eating shit.

  • @808Toxic
    @808Toxic 11 месяцев назад +17

    *Shoots two ranged shots - "Broken pattern!" 👌

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 11 месяцев назад +2

    I thought PC players were cheating. How are PS5 players beating him?

  • @TheDarkQueen89
    @TheDarkQueen89 11 месяцев назад +122

    It's like all the good players joined forces to teach Philburt a lesson.

    • @Bracey-212
      @Bracey-212 11 месяцев назад +2

      Philberto is a different kinda human

    • @EdwardVGrimm
      @EdwardVGrimm 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'd like to think there's an international cabal of 'Don't Fees The Pig' SF players that coordinate meeting in Private Lobbies and say "Okay, you're not playing a match. You're gonna toy with him. Let him beat you one of three, but don't show any mercy after that... Let's make Philbert squeal"
      😂 🤣

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 11 месяцев назад +9

    Is Dave not aware that you can be thrown out of a DI attempt? Lmao definitely a gamer of all time.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 11 месяцев назад +10

    Lolcow of the gaming community

  • @Cell2677
    @Cell2677 11 месяцев назад +4

    The internet is cheating!
    13:33 you hear him mistime the super lmfao
    15:25 I think the only lag that is happening is in Phil's brain, not the 18 -19 ms match
    16:15 -Phil does wake up super 16:18 -Rashid does wake up super back. Phil: "SCRUB". That's some serious projection there
    19:22 I think Phil forgets we can see the rollback and delay frames at the top of the screen

  • @nexusgalaxy9249
    @nexusgalaxy9249 11 месяцев назад +6

    I'm fully convinced Phil doesn't know what plus/minus frames are, let alone block stun

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 11 месяцев назад +1

      He doesn't even know spacing.

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile 11 месяцев назад +2

      I think he doesn't know what most terms he uses mean, he just hears other people use them and regurgitates them. We're talking about a 'man' whose inner monologue consists of nothing but "ME! REEEE!" on a continuous loop.

  • @senmhil
    @senmhil 11 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine the level of salt if he did get a PC. He's still be average at SF.

  • @YTcommenter712
    @YTcommenter712 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love the self own that he does on a regular basis. If everybody is a pattern player, how come genius DSP hasn't learned how to beat said pattern after 4 months?

  • @Spliffzilla
    @Spliffzilla 11 месяцев назад +6

    "You have to learn to be a good loser before you can be a winner" - DSP

  • @venomfuryx3250
    @venomfuryx3250 11 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you Capcom for SF6, thank you for all this salt that makes our day better 😂

  • @Saidan79
    @Saidan79 11 месяцев назад +7

    Big ups Adam Raxor for getting your daddy past the Tier 1 scam reward to get him to put his glasses on, so that he could see better how he was getting crushed.

    • @crustpnx
      @crustpnx 11 месяцев назад

      and then it starts - "I put my grasses on, i did nothing wrong... It was lag, it was lag... This is just pattern plaaaay..."
      im sorry, i'll see myself out

  • @barbsq
    @barbsq 11 месяцев назад +3

    Anyone who has even a basic understanding of networking would realize that the net code must be platform agnostic for crossplay to even work. Even just a cursory search shows that sf6 locks your game to 60 fps online, regardless of console. Exceeding 60 fps on the game engine does absolutely nothing from a competitive standpoint.

  • @3ASY355
    @3ASY355 11 месяцев назад +4

    Dang I love the Master Rank. Shows the difference between a player that just slave rank and an actual skilled player 😂

  • @cmhallam1561
    @cmhallam1561 11 месяцев назад +2

    My man has never heard of being downloaded in his life. “He randomly jumped over my ball a third time!”

  • @J-Tex-Corporation
    @J-Tex-Corporation 11 месяцев назад +8

    Man I wish I would've been recording when he was winning and talking CRAZY smack. I don't see the video on his page yet or I'd clip it.

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake 11 месяцев назад +1

      Right? It's delicious. He was reveling in his "winning streaks" after disabling cross play. Now this happens. You love to see it! 😂

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Where's muh upball!" Bro, you whiffed a parry and it got punished, it says Punish Counter right there.

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant 11 месяцев назад +3

    41 years old. Allegedly adult man.

  • @dsnake10
    @dsnake10 11 месяцев назад +2

    The day PIigroachus breaks his stick with his gout ridden immobile fingers, I am throwing a party.

  • @voltron736
    @voltron736 11 месяцев назад +3

    lucky ,random, unearned. Sums up his master rank

  • @batangbatugan
    @batangbatugan 11 месяцев назад +4

    He needed a break so much, he's actively trying to break his joystick.

  • @animeslayer24
    @animeslayer24 11 месяцев назад +4

    imagine saying it's the day of the week's fault for his poor performance, friday is now a detractor

  • @NewZen41
    @NewZen41 11 месяцев назад +2

    DSP: An example of how to learn game development from a drowning, mentally-impared sloth with inbred pig hooves.
    The fact that he can somehow tell what's going on in a situation that's clearly not the case in mere seconds upon it happening is astounding, and it almost makes me envious of his ability to lie...slightly. 😂

  • @Chengeist
    @Chengeist 11 месяцев назад +2

    Phil doesnt seem to understand the simple fact that action is ALLWAYS faster than reaction.
    Cause a human needs about 200 ms to react to anything, so you are allways at a 200 ms disadvantage.

  • @Filip_Agrippa
    @Filip_Agrippa 11 месяцев назад +3

    "The game sucks tonight"... Wtf? How does a gem decide to suck one day??????

  • @PHELTHY49plus20
    @PHELTHY49plus20 9 месяцев назад +2

    Phil's 5 Boons ....
    1. Mash Jabs (the most powerful move in the game)
    2. Random moves (if you do something Phil is not ready for)
    3. Pattern play (if u see a pattern....NM)
    4. Lag (Phil's #1 killer)
    5. Luck (EVERYBODY but Phil got a 5 leaf clover 🍀 up there ass)
    .........P.S. if I missed anything lemme know
    D elusional
    S loppy
    P layer

  • @tenner5992
    @tenner5992 11 месяцев назад +3

    The best part about all of these SF vids is that phil never sits in training mode while searching for games lmfao