DSP Absolutely Fuming, Gets Demolished by 3 Cammys in a Row, Trolls Viewbotting & Chat on Thin Ice

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
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  • @shaun7517
    @shaun7517 Месяц назад +411

    Imagine paying $150 and he doesn't even wear a hat
    Scammed

    • @ProphetTech
      @ProphetTech Месяц назад +51

      Tier reward scam in full effect.

    • @Solreth65
      @Solreth65 Месяц назад +51

      Doode do you not know that wearing a hat makes you play worse in games? He can't concentrate while wearing a hat or glasses.
      Honestly tho its just pathetic that he treats his paypigs like dirt.

    • @lefteron6804
      @lefteron6804 Месяц назад +18

      Except he claims that the glasses help him, he was struggling during gta5 and he said that he couldn't wear the glasses until he reached the goal.

    • @gonzo8898
      @gonzo8898 Месяц назад +33

      @@lefteron6804for manipulation purposes Phil will sometimes say his eyes are hurting him implying if the tip goal for glasses was hit it would help him.

    • @MajorSquiggles
      @MajorSquiggles Месяц назад +14

      I can't wear the hat because I'll get all sweaty guys 😭

  • @darkhelmutt3417
    @darkhelmutt3417 Месяц назад +290

    DSP making excuses like a press secretary

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Месяц назад +12

      Why do you think he's interested in politics?

    • @Sauron_The_god-king
      @Sauron_The_god-king Месяц назад

      Nah, I think that even KJP is a bit more competent than this doofus!

    • @Disc023-ps6le
      @Disc023-ps6le Месяц назад +18

      He's reached cyraxx levels of rapid delusional lie after lie.

    • @adamh.4933
      @adamh.4933 Месяц назад

      Four-two-uh-tus outcomes from his opponents.

    • @extragalacticgorl
      @extragalacticgorl Месяц назад +1

      Too true 🤣

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Месяц назад +265

    >don't talk about trolls
    >talking about trolls is a bannable offence
    >starts yapping about the viewbotting for legit ten minutes

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Месяц назад +38

      Why is no-one talking?!

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 Месяц назад +7

      He’s the only one allowed to talk about trolls

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@grim1187unless you're in his secret discord bc according to phil he has "agents" constantly feeding him information about trolls which he constantly talks about. In other words, you can talk about trolls as long as you're his walking ATM

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll Месяц назад +117

    “The pig didn’t put on the vest and hat as stipulated by my donation.”
    - Thorax’s chargeback message.

  • @Azzman2049
    @Azzman2049 Месяц назад +199

    42 year old married incel behaves like a toddler when he loses a game

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg Месяц назад

      I doubt he's an incel... they probably do some type of wiggle in the bedroom

    • @gonzo8898
      @gonzo8898 Месяц назад +16

      Well Phil has nothing going for him in life. So his self worth is tied to his worthless rank in a video game. So hitting Master Rank means he can claim he’s not bad at fighting games to prove the haters wrong. And everyone knows you can hit Master Rank with a losing win percentage.

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer Месяц назад +15

      Phil isnt an incel moran, he was raised a roman cathloic and has been holding on to his puriTyy since he moved to renton ackackack

    • @infamouscheesecake2232
      @infamouscheesecake2232 Месяц назад +17

      Phil isn't an incel he has shown that he has no interest in coitus even with his mommy wife

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer Месяц назад +7

      @infamouscheesecake2232 I agree actually he actually hates the thought of it

  • @jesse9673
    @jesse9673 Месяц назад +226

    I'm making a FACTUAL OBSERVATION: DSP has broken his New Year's resolution 107,046,538 times at this point. Tuh-huh.

    • @okok...ok.
      @okok...ok. Месяц назад +23

      Tuh huh huh 🐐

    • @chrisa3417
      @chrisa3417 Месяц назад +6

      What was his resolution?

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 Месяц назад +36

      ​@@chrisa3417 He said he'd stop insulting his fighting game opponents.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega Месяц назад +25

      *Smug smile while looking at the chat for validation*

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans Месяц назад +2

      stahp taking him outta kahntext g00b

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher Месяц назад +144

    The Street Fighter salt is getting realer. Akuma can’t come out faster.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth Месяц назад +21

      he's gonna be so pissy , akuma has low health and high damage have to be on point .. gonna get his ass beat bad. That fighter isn't even his style he has no clue how to play him

    • @ourboyhemingway
      @ourboyhemingway Месяц назад +1

      Akũm baby!!!!

  • @bobsmith5088
    @bobsmith5088 Месяц назад +93

    I hope he gets chargeback for not putting on the glasses, vest and hat.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 Месяц назад +3

      His dents don't know how to do that. Not that they care. It's not their money. It's the governments from their disability checks and/or their parents stolen credit cards.

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 Месяц назад +124

    trolls dont care about chat talking about trolling. they care about dsp talking about it. chat talking it will make dsp talk about it, which he did. congrats dsp. you've played yourself

    • @abny14
      @abny14 Месяц назад +14

      Did he play himself like the may 1st burst?

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 Месяц назад +14

      @@abny14 every day, in so many ways

  • @TheUncutAngel
    @TheUncutAngel Месяц назад +103

    It is insane that he never stops talking about money. It's so fucking insane.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega Месяц назад +11

      I couldn't imagine, personally, doing it. Let alone being around it.

    • @brettelmore7855
      @brettelmore7855 Месяц назад +13

      it's like he only cares about money, he just can't help it!

    • @plosiveattack
      @plosiveattack Месяц назад +7

      You are just watching detractor content d00d. I don't mention money constantly! They edit it that way! SNORT

    • @strelok5661
      @strelok5661 Месяц назад +13

      i used to think detractors exaggerated his begging, but its literally every 10minutes

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy Месяц назад +6

      plutomania
      noun
      A passion or craving for wealth.
      An obsession with money.
      The delusion that one is wealthy.

  • @edwardthompson4600
    @edwardthompson4600 Месяц назад +149

    42 year old toddler.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess Месяц назад +12

      And at the same 42 year old grandpa with all the things he can't do because he's too old

    • @HyperSonicXtreme
      @HyperSonicXtreme Месяц назад +8

      His grey hairs are finally showing.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen Месяц назад

      ​@@HyperSonicXtremewait until his day off so he gets another cut/dye

  • @IamAliGamer_
    @IamAliGamer_ Месяц назад +144

    The amount of excuses he makes is honestly impressive.

    • @stevenlobban8162
      @stevenlobban8162 Месяц назад +8

      It really is quite astonishing 😂 I wonder if he even realises

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 Месяц назад +14

      His excuses are the same BS.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 Месяц назад +9

      Which he's been making since he started streaming 16 years ago.

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs Месяц назад +8

      It's really not when you realize it's the same 5 excuses in different order.

    • @intotheunknown8774
      @intotheunknown8774 Месяц назад +4

      It’s a talent in its self

  • @AdventuresOfGravox
    @AdventuresOfGravox Месяц назад +54

    “Worst matchup in the game” is one of Gief’s better matchups in the game. What a potato

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 Месяц назад +61

    "Nothing the trolls do effects the channel so let me complain about it all day everyday for the entirety of my youtube career"

  • @Crowniecrown
    @Crowniecrown Месяц назад +25

    I COULDNT DO ANYTHING
    >Counter Hit
    >Counter Hit
    >Counter Hit
    >Punish Counter
    No, phil. The problem is that you ARE doing something.

  • @raymondstorez5584
    @raymondstorez5584 Месяц назад +22

    He should play as Cammy to show us all how easy it is as a TAHP TIER KHARACTUR

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 Месяц назад

      But he might still lose since his superior skills can't compete with button mashing guessing degenerate scrubs who don't earn their wins! Somehow.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed Месяц назад +39

    DSP and the effects of "only child syndrome" need to be studied.

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 28 дней назад +2

      There were days as a little kid where I wished I had no older sister. ... Now? I should probably thank my lucky stars that I wasn't an only child, if that meant increasing my chances that I would turn out as entitled and immature as Phil when I reached forty years old.

  • @Euphorix099
    @Euphorix099 Месяц назад +24

    Imagine if a sandwich shop just didn’t give you your sandwich after paying for it

  • @CorazEQ
    @CorazEQ Месяц назад +51

    the tip was not co-ordinated BEHIND DA SCENES on phil's secret discord that doesnt exist

  • @Maye1918
    @Maye1918 Месяц назад +42

    Nearly half an hour? That's how you know it was a salty night

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 Месяц назад +18

    Dude got those 60 blames per second on deck

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand Месяц назад +16

    If he loses to a scrub, doesn't that mean he's worse than a scrub?

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX Месяц назад +36

    Mans gonna cope himself into hypertension

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega Месяц назад +7

      It has been said that he'll have a heart attack on stream. There's just no avoiding the possibility.

  • @yepodolopoldo2786
    @yepodolopoldo2786 Месяц назад +31

    "Its not me, its Zangief!!"
    He has lost to, and has hated Cammy, on every character he has picked.

    • @DreamsOfGaruda
      @DreamsOfGaruda Месяц назад +4

      Hes straight up petrified when its a Cammy

    • @l.i.m.bcommander
      @l.i.m.bcommander Месяц назад

      It's hilarious to watch this idiot fall for the same Cammy setups again and again and again and again.....

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 Месяц назад +4

      Is because he doesnt like woman in videogames

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream Месяц назад +61

    I love how Phil has even said that Master rank means nothing, because you don't lose enough points to ever realistically get deranked.
    So it's purely just how much you play, you are guaranteed to get Master.
    And even though he knows this, he still treats like reaching Master rank is an achievement of some kind, when it simply isn't.

    • @restlesssheep2453
      @restlesssheep2453 Месяц назад +17

      You are forgetting core DSP logic- It's only good when HE is able to do it. If he can't reach that goal, the goal is stupid and for losers.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth Месяц назад +4

      it means nothing but he wants "his points" , and if you beat him you're a "try hard" that plays too much. But we all wanna fun chill time! Been playing SF for 30 years but you're just as bad as someone that picked the game up brand new

    • @stird.dragon9954
      @stird.dragon9954 Месяц назад +7

      Nah dood, he made it to master with skill and mind games, he actually is better than anyone else, everyone just spams in lag and use pattern play.ACK ACK ACK

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Месяц назад +2

      And from what I understand he usually reaches that rank in the first week or so of the game, when people are still figuring it out. Once the game's been around awhile he struggles.

    • @DeadEndScreamer
      @DeadEndScreamer Месяц назад +2

      Didn't he get deranked or am I thinking ot Tekken?

  • @bigkongus
    @bigkongus Месяц назад +15

    can't even give this dude money without him persecuting you for it, psychotic

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger Месяц назад +26

    If DSP has shown us anything it’s that anyone can hit Master rank, no matter what level of skill a person has.

    • @179107199999
      @179107199999 Месяц назад +5

      its the way the game is made. You don't lose a lot of points on losses.anyway real skilled players get to Legend or at least are very high ranked masters. His geif can't. He's a low end "master" he's a "master" that'll feeds high diamond players.

    • @ComputersDontFixPaint
      @ComputersDontFixPaint Месяц назад +2

      I've noticed that winning gives 55 points and losing takes away 40. If you play 3 games and win once you only lost 25 points. You can basically make it to master as long as your win rate is at least 20%.

  • @runshouse
    @runshouse Месяц назад +10

    He is frustrated because he cant turtle like it is 1997.

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 Месяц назад +35

    DSP is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @jaguarjosh24
    @jaguarjosh24 Месяц назад +10

    Isnt that point of a fighting game is to guess and try to anticipate the other players moves?
    What a Child!

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 Месяц назад +3

      Every fighting game exists solely to destroy Phil’s ego.

  • @mikefidborg1
    @mikefidborg1 Месяц назад +71

    If throwing tantrums was an Olympic sport, the boy Phil would be some kind of champion.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega Месяц назад +18

      Special Olympics

    • @jstratton1981
      @jstratton1981 Месяц назад +16

      A WWE champion?

    • @Elshica
      @Elshica Месяц назад +14

      4th place at most. He's too lazy.

    • @SynisterNation
      @SynisterNation Месяц назад +5

      He will always be second to LTG.

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe Месяц назад +2

      He would never win, he'd have to be there 'offline' in person 💃

  • @DJ-lw6vw
    @DJ-lw6vw Месяц назад +19

    Akuma scrubs are going to push him over the edge. I can’t wait.

  • @blistified
    @blistified Месяц назад +40

    the cat laughing is killin me

  • @xRenuarbx
    @xRenuarbx Месяц назад +14

    "Just ignore'em. It's just idiots that want attention from you guys."
    From the man pausing his stream to bring attention to it for 5+ minutes. Congrats Phil.

  • @justuntheranderson3141
    @justuntheranderson3141 Месяц назад +23

    Where is the glasses and vest he met all his goals

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 Месяц назад +17

      Do you want him to be hot and uncomfortable when he's trying to concentrate? He has to work to support his family: his cat and his mo- wife

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen Месяц назад +2

      Too much work 😂

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat Месяц назад +19

    "This is not an open discussion stream" Unbelievable 🤦‍♂

  • @brettelmore7855
    @brettelmore7855 Месяц назад +20

    it is just me or does DSP have a permanent scowl on his face?
    it's like he's never really happy, excited about anything.
    and this guy thinks we detractors are jealous of him.
    keep coping dave.

    • @Krbyfan1
      @Krbyfan1 Месяц назад

      You are noticing one of two things-
      1. His face legitimately droops on one side. It is very noticeable when he soyfaces.
      2. Phil has resting bitch face. This probably stems from years of being "happy" with his life.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 Месяц назад +8

      I mean, would you be happy if your life was anything like Phil’s? 😂

    • @daijodan
      @daijodan Месяц назад +10

      He only genuinely looks excited when he talks about food, gambling, and others' misfortune.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@daijodanwhen he insults people he has the biggest smile. Whether it's a dent, a troll, someone more successful than him, he feels genuine happiness when he berates them

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety Месяц назад +85

    If you give IT money you are a FAN

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 Месяц назад +11

      Ideally I'm against troll-tipping, but if you can launch him into a 30 minute insane rant, that troll tip is money well spent.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Месяц назад

      ​​​​@@kevinramsey417
      Chargeback fraud is a thing and PayPal will pick up on repeated chargebacks, esp large ones, and will at best take away your ability to dispute charges. God help them if they're stupid enough to claim fraud. There will be a day these troll tippers don't win a claim and Phil keeps the money. Not as a group btw, I mean individually they will end up legitimately giving Phil hundreds of dollars. There's also the fact Phil may be lying about losing the chargebacks to lure in big donations from detractors while milking his fanbase for pity coins. Anyone giving him money is a braindead idiot. Him going off about detractors chargebacks for the 50th time this week isn't entertaining, it's stale. He's an entertaining lolcow on his own, no one needs to tip the cow in such a blatant manner that winds up benefitting Phil anyway...even if he loses all the chargebacks, that's giving Phil legitimate reason to say his detractors are hurting his business and his fans will rally together to support him. If you hate Phil, don't throw money at him. Say nothing to him. Give him no reason to complain about you, so his pity coins will dry up.

    • @IfYouInsist
      @IfYouInsist Месяц назад

      Freaky ass 🥷 ??

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish Месяц назад +6

      There are some exceptions like the Argentinian memberships but otherwise I agree

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 Месяц назад

      Yeah right. Argentinans and chargeback chads are unequivocally based

  • @stewrmo
    @stewrmo Месяц назад +20

    "I love it, I LOVE IT!".

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll Месяц назад +27

    Big ups to Kat’s Fat Gunt.

  • @ultrabeanmachine1583
    @ultrabeanmachine1583 Месяц назад +71

    Plot twist, he hates cammy because he doesn't want khet to see her and HE'S MARRIED DOOD

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll Месяц назад

      Khet could rock that Cammy leotard, dood! She’s his super-model wife!

    • @escapegoat1847
      @escapegoat1847 Месяц назад +6

      Gief though... mmmm mmmm!

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe Месяц назад +1

      ​@@escapegoat1847We all know Fills insatiable lust for sweaty wrestlers

  • @jakubwroblewski7261
    @jakubwroblewski7261 Месяц назад +9

    White LTG is fully developed, Ladies and Joints.

  • @Dragonmaw
    @Dragonmaw Месяц назад +5

    The way DSP gets conditioned and downloaded lol

  • @papazomberu
    @papazomberu Месяц назад +15

    22:50 this is one of my favourite moments. He very obviously starts the rush, the guy does his super to counter, and Zangief is still in the animation when he yells "BLAHCK" as if its voice activated and the rush will just stop immediately

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick Месяц назад +3

      "I blocked when he did a level 2 super" the delusions of this man is insane.

  • @hoshisato228
    @hoshisato228 Месяц назад +18

    CAN'T BLOCK‼️

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester Месяц назад +13

    Ryu throwing multiple fireballs per match, who would've thought? 😄

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 Месяц назад +2

      Yea I heard theirs this new thing gamers do in fighting games called "zoning". This must be what that guy was doing 😏

  • @MySupervic
    @MySupervic Месяц назад +5

    I can't tell you how much joy it brings me with those clips you add when he gets defeated by a perfect KO. He's such a sore winner and a sore loser.

  • @z304legend
    @z304legend Месяц назад +18

    Lol whrn he loses to a Cammy he leaves right away but whrn he beats a Cammy at 16:19 he basically says they're a coward for not rematching and leaving right away lol that is 100% q hypocrite 😂

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF Месяц назад +9

      He’s gotta justify his actions or someone else will call it out. And when they do? BAN

  • @lhadenfeldt
    @lhadenfeldt Месяц назад +9

    It’s embarrassing how much of his pride he puts into street fighter. He can’t admit when he gets beat. He always has some random excuse.

  • @mr.gorehowl5160
    @mr.gorehowl5160 Месяц назад +31

    The noodle punches hahahahah

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 Месяц назад +3

      I was waiting for someone to bring this up😂. For all his internet tough guy act it's clear as day the dude has never thrown a single punch his whole life 🤣. My gf could probably light him up if they got in a boxing ring together.

  • @SouthernMenace
    @SouthernMenace Месяц назад +6

    Best comedy on RUclips. The "didn't earn it" rants are just too good.

  • @jkdman2007
    @jkdman2007 Месяц назад +17

    These cammys read him like a book.Dave loves to mash parries and hopes a lucky perfect parry, but he can't time it right 99% of the time.t He is a stupid pattern player and his pattern is trash. 😂

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 Месяц назад +1

      Pretty much this dude plays so cheap he wants all the heavy hitting moves and doesn’t want to work for his wins

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 Месяц назад +5

    Flipping off the camera is indicative that he was *really* pissed off that night lol

  • @decidiustv3212
    @decidiustv3212 Месяц назад +4

    His upcoming gloat can be smelled from several miles away, not to forget how he's not going to bring up how he blocked people better than him and that this "still proves he's good at the game".

  • @bleak2L
    @bleak2L Месяц назад +7

    ok the cat laughing in place of dsp might be the best thing ive seen in a detractor vid

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz Месяц назад +2

    I actually appreciate that he says "nothing *I* could do", because that's accurate. Most people could do something, it's just that he can't.

  • @poptart2323
    @poptart2323 Месяц назад +22

    The fact that you can empty jump and grab to perfect dsp is insane. Imagine someone slapping your face, 1.5 ft away from you every 3 seconds at perfectly timed intervals and you legit never move or put your hands up. That’s dsp. That’s the equivalent of running into the same room in an fps and never killing the guys camping the corner despite knowing they’ve killed you 3 times already from the same exact spot.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 Месяц назад +4

      Sideshow bob rake teir.

    • @ScumDogMF
      @ScumDogMF Месяц назад

      4 in a row bruv. 4! 😂😂😂

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 Месяц назад

      Players that overly rely on parry are easy to beat. It's so funny throwing them constantly and it takes 1/5 of their hp

  • @LordBeMine
    @LordBeMine Месяц назад +4

    The "perfect" anti air was too late.. lol what a crybaby.

  • @jordan20910
    @jordan20910 Месяц назад +14

    DSP is so easy to trigger, even if it's view botting and/or trolls the best way to deal with it is just acknowledge you have it like "I have this amount of views" and that's it but nope DSP can't help it to bring that it's trolls, DSP literally is his worst detractor. And I'm not even reach the salt mine yet so this will be a nice view.

  • @GIZREED
    @GIZREED Месяц назад +4

    Dsp is so trash. Gief beats Cammy. She constantly has to be in his range to be effective. She has no zoning tools. What a trash player he is

  • @Sandstorming99
    @Sandstorming99 Месяц назад +11

    lol "THE GAME IS DROPPING MY INPUTS" whenever I have a bad day I love watching Phil struggle to understand how Street Fighter works

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 Месяц назад

      "when I have a bad day I like to laugh at disabled people"

  • @daijodan
    @daijodan Месяц назад +3

    "At no point was she ever at risk."
    Well, yeah that's true.

  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow Месяц назад +2

    Hey DSP, how did you get master rank with Zangief?
    DSP: "I just blocked all of the players who are better than me."

  • @Pepespizzeria1
    @Pepespizzeria1 Месяц назад +3

    Guy drops 150 and he won't put anything on, what a terrible loser

  • @2PiecePuzzle
    @2PiecePuzzle Месяц назад +3

    If he was smart he would say that yes viewbotting does impact the channel by increasing how many ads are being watching which means more money in his pocket.

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 Месяц назад +3

    42 years of age, and he still doesn't know what the "Streisand Effect" is...

  • @16abo0odee
    @16abo0odee Месяц назад +12

    Can someone help me here? I am worse than beginner in SF, but him saying "can't react to throw online" seems just ... stupid!
    Throws are 8 frames long in SF6 (5 for the startup, and 3 for a chance to break the throw). This means throws are 130ms long. You are supposed to predict them.
    The average human reaction time for visual stimuli is 250ms
    Is DSP delusional enough to believe he has a reaction time faster than average by 52%, or am I missing some SF knowledge?

    • @GreyFox2000
      @GreyFox2000 Месяц назад +4

      He believes he should be able to react to everything and anything that happens on reaction. Even when it's not possible. It is part of his flowchart playsytle.

  • @orpheus1675
    @orpheus1675 Месяц назад +16

    or you could just play a game because you enjoy it and not beg for spare change online, man roach

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels Месяц назад +2

    "Hmm, a big tip with a positive message... MUST BE A DETRACTOR -- BANNED"

  • @user-pj6vg8ur4f
    @user-pj6vg8ur4f Месяц назад +5

    He's not going to insult other players...

  • @BlakeandRyanVa
    @BlakeandRyanVa Месяц назад +2

    I know grown women who don’t cry this much at a TLC movie 😂

  • @kennyvv3340
    @kennyvv3340 Месяц назад +3

    lmao he keeps saying "IT WONT BLOCK" "MY INPUTS KEEP DROPPING" and "CANT DO ANYTHING" as he very clearly tries to parry an empty jump, drive rushes into a fireball, and just refuses to do an anti-air of any kind

  • @confusedbadger6275
    @confusedbadger6275 Месяц назад +4

    If Thorax isn't a troll it's OIC making out Phil is getting new dents.

  • @adrianb.tabares7504
    @adrianb.tabares7504 Месяц назад +2

    I hate how this "d00d" has the balls to insult other players because of "pattern play" or how they don't do "anything impressive" , when the most he's capable of is repeating the same 2 basic combos with Zangief, he's the peak of hypocrisy

  • @nnnooowwwaaayyy
    @nnnooowwwaaayyy Месяц назад

    I’ve heard him say “can’t do anything” so many times. And , you always can do something

  • @batboy555
    @batboy555 Месяц назад +4

    He could keep it in his account just to be safe.

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF Месяц назад +2

      But WWE Champions is like…right there…

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 Месяц назад +1

      Saving money is for more-ahns.

  • @TheWolverineDoll
    @TheWolverineDoll Месяц назад +2

    "You seem to be operating under the misconception that Burnell Enterprises is a gaming company. It is not. Burnell Enterprises is a fashion modeling agency. And you are not our most valuable asset. That would be the platinum vest, which you, manchild that you are, refuse to wear."

  • @Charliem1994
    @Charliem1994 Месяц назад +1

    The cat laughing with the DSP audio killed me 😂

  • @blackmachine0058
    @blackmachine0058 Месяц назад +6

    He's 100% dropping this once Akuma comes out 😂

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Месяц назад +13

    hey at least he made it to master, that means he's gonna fight the good players, the creme de la creme now
    he's not just gonna call it a wrap and drop Zangief right after promoting to this rank right ?

    • @WazMan
      @WazMan Месяц назад

      Loser just uses a rank as a status and not actually as a competitive rank. He thinks him getting to master = good at fighting games. But we see all this evidence of him just sucking, being so salty, playing like an asshat, making up the most ludicrous excuses about how the "game" messed him up, or how "they cant even play" or how "they didnt earn that". Core A gaming was right. Like perfectly right.
      "my controls dont work"
      "theyre playing brainless patterns"
      "they dont know how to play"
      "im actually timing my moves unlike these losers that are dog shit"
      "they only care about being sweaty and winning"

  • @FurryWulfz
    @FurryWulfz Месяц назад

    No tools. Just the man playing.

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 Месяц назад +4

    42 years old
    Mature adult
    Former pro fighting champion
    Best overall gamer in the US

  • @d_moser
    @d_moser Месяц назад +10

    THIS INTRO IS GLORIOUS, HE TRIED IT HAHAHA

  • @protodevilin
    @protodevilin Месяц назад

    Never seen anybody die to empty jump throw this much in my life.

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 Месяц назад

    Why is he concerned about charge backs if he wins them basically every time, in his own words?

  • @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu
    @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu Месяц назад +1

    150$ tip? what a waste. How on earth did he get diamond..

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega Месяц назад +9

    Can't put on a hat, dood... It might aggravate his soft spot while he plays the game.
    42 year old male, btw.

  • @ourboyhemingway
    @ourboyhemingway Месяц назад +4

    One thing DSP can’t help himself with is telling trolls EXACTLY how to fuck with him, muh pattern play Cammy. Doesn’t help she’s a female style character

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick Месяц назад +2

      If he never said anything, the trolls would get bored. It's like the Argentina subs, he made such a massive deal about it because he wanted to try control the narrative and it just caused more people to do it.

  • @zeldafreak1975
    @zeldafreak1975 Месяц назад +4

    "Unsanely unbalanced" 😂😂😂

  • @elmangodefuego5526
    @elmangodefuego5526 Месяц назад +2

    Please somebody check up on that poor fight stick. All that hoof mashing is not good for it 😢.

  • @roundishcap
    @roundishcap Месяц назад +2

    my irresponsible speculation is that dsp really hates donations like this at the *beginning* of a stream instead of the end. If his fan did this at the end then he would have an entire stream of donos and not have to wear the costume that he really hates. DSP really min-maxes this stuff and can't have a good time.

  • @UNIRockLIVE
    @UNIRockLIVE Месяц назад +3

    How are they bad players when they are winning?

  • @kewpuh3338
    @kewpuh3338 Месяц назад +1

    **drive rushes directly into fireball** i cant do anything!!!!

  • @GreaterGoodPrevails
    @GreaterGoodPrevails Месяц назад +3

    Memology bro, super grateful for your ongoing detractor content. Thank you!

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 Месяц назад

      The trump support content wasn't making enough money

  • @orpheus1675
    @orpheus1675 Месяц назад +4

    never so elated as when he receives money

  • @jebus571
    @jebus571 Месяц назад +2

    Its not begging. It's business!

  • @AeoniseTTV
    @AeoniseTTV Месяц назад +2

    We really need a "Can't do anything!" counter going at this point lmao

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 Месяц назад

      So you want a 10 hour montage? Because Phil is allergic to accountability.

  • @valrath84
    @valrath84 Месяц назад

    why would anyone pay this dude 150 dollars for anything at all?

  • @confusedbadger6275
    @confusedbadger6275 Месяц назад +4

    Who tf would give this cvnt $1.50 let alone 150 ?

  • @shivx1
    @shivx1 6 дней назад

    I wonder what this reward system DSP keeps talking about is. Everyone for some reason has to earn stuff from him