DSP Absolutely Fuming, Gets Demolished by 3 Cammys in a Row, Trolls Viewbotting & Chat on Thin Ice

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @shaun7517
    @shaun7517 7 месяцев назад +443

    Imagine paying $150 and he doesn't even wear a hat
    Scammed

    • @ProphetTech
      @ProphetTech 7 месяцев назад +54

      Tier reward scam in full effect.

    • @Solreth65
      @Solreth65 7 месяцев назад +56

      Doode do you not know that wearing a hat makes you play worse in games? He can't concentrate while wearing a hat or glasses.
      Honestly tho its just pathetic that he treats his paypigs like dirt.

    • @lefteron6804
      @lefteron6804 7 месяцев назад +19

      Except he claims that the glasses help him, he was struggling during gta5 and he said that he couldn't wear the glasses until he reached the goal.

    • @gonzo8898
      @gonzo8898 7 месяцев назад +35

      @@lefteron6804for manipulation purposes Phil will sometimes say his eyes are hurting him implying if the tip goal for glasses was hit it would help him.

    • @MajorSquiggles
      @MajorSquiggles 7 месяцев назад +14

      I can't wear the hat because I'll get all sweaty guys 😭

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 7 месяцев назад +289

    >don't talk about trolls
    >talking about trolls is a bannable offence
    >starts yapping about the viewbotting for legit ten minutes

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 7 месяцев назад +40

      Why is no-one talking?!

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 7 месяцев назад +8

      He’s the only one allowed to talk about trolls

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@grim1187unless you're in his secret discord bc according to phil he has "agents" constantly feeding him information about trolls which he constantly talks about. In other words, you can talk about trolls as long as you're his walking ATM

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 7 месяцев назад +135

    “The pig didn’t put on the vest and hat as stipulated by my donation.”
    - Thorax’s chargeback message.

  • @darkhelmutt3417
    @darkhelmutt3417 7 месяцев назад +310

    DSP making excuses like a press secretary

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 7 месяцев назад +12

      Why do you think he's interested in politics?

    • @Sauron_the_god-king
      @Sauron_the_god-king 7 месяцев назад

      Nah, I think that even KJP is a bit more competent than this doofus!

    • @Disc023-ps6le
      @Disc023-ps6le 7 месяцев назад +19

      He's reached cyraxx levels of rapid delusional lie after lie.

    • @adamh.4933
      @adamh.4933 7 месяцев назад

      Four-two-uh-tus outcomes from his opponents.

    • @extragalacticgorl
      @extragalacticgorl 7 месяцев назад +1

      Too true 🤣

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher 7 месяцев назад +153

    The Street Fighter salt is getting realer. Akuma can’t come out faster.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 7 месяцев назад +22

      he's gonna be so pissy , akuma has low health and high damage have to be on point .. gonna get his ass beat bad. That fighter isn't even his style he has no clue how to play him

    • @ourboyhemingway
      @ourboyhemingway 7 месяцев назад +1

      Akũm baby!!!!

  • @Azzman2049
    @Azzman2049 7 месяцев назад +214

    42 year old married incel behaves like a toddler when he loses a game

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg 7 месяцев назад

      I doubt he's an incel... they probably do some type of wiggle in the bedroom

    • @gonzo8898
      @gonzo8898 7 месяцев назад +17

      Well Phil has nothing going for him in life. So his self worth is tied to his worthless rank in a video game. So hitting Master Rank means he can claim he’s not bad at fighting games to prove the haters wrong. And everyone knows you can hit Master Rank with a losing win percentage.

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 7 месяцев назад +16

      Phil isnt an incel moran, he was raised a roman cathloic and has been holding on to his puriTyy since he moved to renton ackackack

    • @infamouscheesecake2232
      @infamouscheesecake2232 7 месяцев назад +18

      Phil isn't an incel he has shown that he has no interest in coitus even with his mommy wife

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 7 месяцев назад +7

      @infamouscheesecake2232 I agree actually he actually hates the thought of it

  • @bobsmith5088
    @bobsmith5088 7 месяцев назад +100

    I hope he gets chargeback for not putting on the glasses, vest and hat.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 7 месяцев назад +6

      His dents don't know how to do that. Not that they care. It's not their money. It's the governments from their disability checks and/or their parents stolen credit cards.

  • @jesse9673
    @jesse9673 7 месяцев назад +241

    I'm making a FACTUAL OBSERVATION: DSP has broken his New Year's resolution 107,046,538 times at this point. Tuh-huh.

    • @okok...ok.
      @okok...ok. 7 месяцев назад +25

      Tuh huh huh 🐐

    • @chrisa3417
      @chrisa3417 7 месяцев назад +7

      What was his resolution?

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 7 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@chrisa3417 He said he'd stop insulting his fighting game opponents.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 месяцев назад +28

      *Smug smile while looking at the chat for validation*

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 7 месяцев назад +4

      stahp taking him outta kahntext g00b

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 7 месяцев назад +133

    trolls dont care about chat talking about trolling. they care about dsp talking about it. chat talking it will make dsp talk about it, which he did. congrats dsp. you've played yourself

    • @abny14
      @abny14 7 месяцев назад +16

      Did he play himself like the may 1st burst?

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@abny14 every day, in so many ways

  • @XcutAngel
    @XcutAngel 7 месяцев назад +112

    It is insane that he never stops talking about money. It's so fucking insane.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 месяцев назад +12

      I couldn't imagine, personally, doing it. Let alone being around it.

    • @brettelmore7855
      @brettelmore7855 7 месяцев назад +13

      it's like he only cares about money, he just can't help it!

    • @plosiveattack
      @plosiveattack 7 месяцев назад +8

      You are just watching detractor content d00d. I don't mention money constantly! They edit it that way! SNORT

    • @strelok5661
      @strelok5661 7 месяцев назад +14

      i used to think detractors exaggerated his begging, but its literally every 10minutes

    • @BooktownBoy
      @BooktownBoy 7 месяцев назад +7

      plutomania
      noun
      A passion or craving for wealth.
      An obsession with money.
      The delusion that one is wealthy.

  • @edwardthompson4600
    @edwardthompson4600 7 месяцев назад +160

    42 year old toddler.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 7 месяцев назад +12

      And at the same 42 year old grandpa with all the things he can't do because he's too old

    • @HyperSonicXtreme
      @HyperSonicXtreme 7 месяцев назад +8

      His grey hairs are finally showing.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@HyperSonicXtremewait until his day off so he gets another cut/dye

  • @IamAliGamer_
    @IamAliGamer_ 7 месяцев назад +151

    The amount of excuses he makes is honestly impressive.

    • @stevenlobban8162
      @stevenlobban8162 7 месяцев назад +8

      It really is quite astonishing 😂 I wonder if he even realises

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 7 месяцев назад +16

      His excuses are the same BS.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 7 месяцев назад +9

      Which he's been making since he started streaming 16 years ago.

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs 7 месяцев назад +10

      It's really not when you realize it's the same 5 excuses in different order.

    • @intotheunknown8774
      @intotheunknown8774 7 месяцев назад +4

      It’s a talent in its self

  • @AdventuresOfGravox
    @AdventuresOfGravox 7 месяцев назад +59

    “Worst matchup in the game” is one of Gief’s better matchups in the game. What a potato

  • @Crowniecrown
    @Crowniecrown 7 месяцев назад +33

    I COULDNT DO ANYTHING
    >Counter Hit
    >Counter Hit
    >Counter Hit
    >Punish Counter
    No, phil. The problem is that you ARE doing something.

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 7 месяцев назад +65

    "Nothing the trolls do effects the channel so let me complain about it all day everyday for the entirety of my youtube career"

  • @Adversary_Dwimmerlaik
    @Adversary_Dwimmerlaik 7 месяцев назад +28

    He should play as Cammy to show us all how easy it is as a TAHP TIER KHARACTUR

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 7 месяцев назад

      But he might still lose since his superior skills can't compete with button mashing guessing degenerate scrubs who don't earn their wins! Somehow.

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 7 месяцев назад +65

    I love how Phil has even said that Master rank means nothing, because you don't lose enough points to ever realistically get deranked.
    So it's purely just how much you play, you are guaranteed to get Master.
    And even though he knows this, he still treats like reaching Master rank is an achievement of some kind, when it simply isn't.

    • @restlesssheep2453
      @restlesssheep2453 7 месяцев назад +19

      You are forgetting core DSP logic- It's only good when HE is able to do it. If he can't reach that goal, the goal is stupid and for losers.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 7 месяцев назад +4

      it means nothing but he wants "his points" , and if you beat him you're a "try hard" that plays too much. But we all wanna fun chill time! Been playing SF for 30 years but you're just as bad as someone that picked the game up brand new

    • @stird.dragon9954
      @stird.dragon9954 7 месяцев назад +7

      Nah dood, he made it to master with skill and mind games, he actually is better than anyone else, everyone just spams in lag and use pattern play.ACK ACK ACK

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 7 месяцев назад +2

      And from what I understand he usually reaches that rank in the first week or so of the game, when people are still figuring it out. Once the game's been around awhile he struggles.

    • @DeadEndScreamer
      @DeadEndScreamer 7 месяцев назад +2

      Didn't he get deranked or am I thinking ot Tekken?

  • @mikefidborg1
    @mikefidborg1 7 месяцев назад +73

    If throwing tantrums was an Olympic sport, the boy Phil would be some kind of champion.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 месяцев назад +18

      Special Olympics

    • @jstratton1981
      @jstratton1981 7 месяцев назад +16

      A WWE champion?

    • @Elshica
      @Elshica 7 месяцев назад +14

      4th place at most. He's too lazy.

    • @SynisterNation
      @SynisterNation 7 месяцев назад +5

      He will always be second to LTG.

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe 7 месяцев назад +2

      He would never win, he'd have to be there 'offline' in person 💃

  • @runshouse
    @runshouse 7 месяцев назад +16

    He is frustrated because he cant turtle like it is 1997.

  • @Maye1918
    @Maye1918 7 месяцев назад +44

    Nearly half an hour? That's how you know it was a salty night

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand 7 месяцев назад +21

    If he loses to a scrub, doesn't that mean he's worse than a scrub?

  • @ultrabeanmachine1583
    @ultrabeanmachine1583 7 месяцев назад +77

    Plot twist, he hates cammy because he doesn't want khet to see her and HE'S MARRIED DOOD

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 7 месяцев назад

      Khet could rock that Cammy leotard, dood! She’s his super-model wife!

    • @escapegoat1847
      @escapegoat1847 7 месяцев назад +7

      Gief though... mmmm mmmm!

    • @BindingOfMe
      @BindingOfMe 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@escapegoat1847We all know Fills insatiable lust for sweaty wrestlers

  • @CorazEQ
    @CorazEQ 7 месяцев назад +52

    the tip was not co-ordinated BEHIND DA SCENES on phil's secret discord that doesnt exist

  • @papazomberu
    @papazomberu 7 месяцев назад +16

    22:50 this is one of my favourite moments. He very obviously starts the rush, the guy does his super to counter, and Zangief is still in the animation when he yells "BLAHCK" as if its voice activated and the rush will just stop immediately

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 7 месяцев назад +3

      "I blocked when he did a level 2 super" the delusions of this man is insane.

  • @blistified
    @blistified 7 месяцев назад +43

    the cat laughing is killin me

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX 7 месяцев назад +40

    Mans gonna cope himself into hypertension

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 7 месяцев назад +8

      It has been said that he'll have a heart attack on stream. There's just no avoiding the possibility.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 7 месяцев назад +43

    DSP and the effects of "only child syndrome" need to be studied.

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 7 месяцев назад +2

      There were days as a little kid where I wished I had no older sister. ... Now? I should probably thank my lucky stars that I wasn't an only child, if that meant increasing my chances that I would turn out as entitled and immature as Phil when I reached forty years old.

    • @clonexx
      @clonexx 5 месяцев назад +2

      I’m an only child, I’m nothing like him. This is a parenting issue or he’s just mentally broken. This really has nothing to do with being an only child, it has to do with how he was raised.
      I’ll admit, I get a bit miffed when I see people say pig is like this due to being an only child. I promise you it’s not, it’s the way he was raised. My parents never accepted excuses, they made me take responsibility for all my fuck ups, I had an amazing mother and step father. I’m even a child of divorce when I was 8 with an alcoholic father who abused then abandoned me, and I’m still nothing like this.

  • @Euphorix099
    @Euphorix099 7 месяцев назад +25

    Imagine if a sandwich shop just didn’t give you your sandwich after paying for it

  • @z304legend
    @z304legend 7 месяцев назад +22

    Lol whrn he loses to a Cammy he leaves right away but whrn he beats a Cammy at 16:19 he basically says they're a coward for not rematching and leaving right away lol that is 100% q hypocrite 😂

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF 7 месяцев назад +11

      He’s gotta justify his actions or someone else will call it out. And when they do? BAN

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger 7 месяцев назад +29

    If DSP has shown us anything it’s that anyone can hit Master rank, no matter what level of skill a person has.

    • @179107199999
      @179107199999 7 месяцев назад +5

      its the way the game is made. You don't lose a lot of points on losses.anyway real skilled players get to Legend or at least are very high ranked masters. His geif can't. He's a low end "master" he's a "master" that'll feeds high diamond players.

    • @ComputersDontFixPaint
      @ComputersDontFixPaint 7 месяцев назад +3

      I've noticed that winning gives 55 points and losing takes away 40. If you play 3 games and win once you only lost 25 points. You can basically make it to master as long as your win rate is at least 20%.

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat 7 месяцев назад +23

    "This is not an open discussion stream" Unbelievable 🤦‍♂

  • @yepodolopoldo2786
    @yepodolopoldo2786 7 месяцев назад +34

    "Its not me, its Zangief!!"
    He has lost to, and has hated Cammy, on every character he has picked.

    • @DreamsOfGaruda
      @DreamsOfGaruda 7 месяцев назад +5

      Hes straight up petrified when its a Cammy

    • @l.i.m.bcommander
      @l.i.m.bcommander 7 месяцев назад

      It's hilarious to watch this idiot fall for the same Cammy setups again and again and again and again.....

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 7 месяцев назад +5

      Is because he doesnt like woman in videogames

  • @bigkongus
    @bigkongus 7 месяцев назад +17

    can't even give this dude money without him persecuting you for it, psychotic

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 7 месяцев назад +18

    Dude got those 60 blames per second on deck

  • @jaguarjosh24
    @jaguarjosh24 7 месяцев назад +13

    Isnt that point of a fighting game is to guess and try to anticipate the other players moves?
    What a Child!

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 7 месяцев назад +5

      Every fighting game exists solely to destroy Phil’s ego.

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 7 месяцев назад +89

    If you give IT money you are a FAN

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 7 месяцев назад +12

      Ideally I'm against troll-tipping, but if you can launch him into a 30 minute insane rant, that troll tip is money well spent.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 7 месяцев назад

      ​​​​@@kevinramsey417
      Chargeback fraud is a thing and PayPal will pick up on repeated chargebacks, esp large ones, and will at best take away your ability to dispute charges. God help them if they're stupid enough to claim fraud. There will be a day these troll tippers don't win a claim and Phil keeps the money. Not as a group btw, I mean individually they will end up legitimately giving Phil hundreds of dollars. There's also the fact Phil may be lying about losing the chargebacks to lure in big donations from detractors while milking his fanbase for pity coins. Anyone giving him money is a braindead idiot. Him going off about detractors chargebacks for the 50th time this week isn't entertaining, it's stale. He's an entertaining lolcow on his own, no one needs to tip the cow in such a blatant manner that winds up benefitting Phil anyway...even if he loses all the chargebacks, that's giving Phil legitimate reason to say his detractors are hurting his business and his fans will rally together to support him. If you hate Phil, don't throw money at him. Say nothing to him. Give him no reason to complain about you, so his pity coins will dry up.

    • @IfYouInsist
      @IfYouInsist 7 месяцев назад

      Freaky ass 🥷 ??

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish 7 месяцев назад +7

      There are some exceptions like the Argentinian memberships but otherwise I agree

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah right. Argentinans and chargeback chads are unequivocally based

  • @Tangozzz
    @Tangozzz 7 месяцев назад +21

    Akuma scrubs are going to push him over the edge. I can’t wait.

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 7 месяцев назад +34

    DSP is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @protodevilin
    @protodevilin 7 месяцев назад +2

    Never seen anybody die to empty jump throw this much in my life.

  • @nnnooowwwaaayyy
    @nnnooowwwaaayyy 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve heard him say “can’t do anything” so many times. And , you always can do something

  • @brettelmore7855
    @brettelmore7855 7 месяцев назад +22

    it is just me or does DSP have a permanent scowl on his face?
    it's like he's never really happy, excited about anything.
    and this guy thinks we detractors are jealous of him.
    keep coping dave.

    • @Krbyfan1
      @Krbyfan1 7 месяцев назад

      You are noticing one of two things-
      1. His face legitimately droops on one side. It is very noticeable when he soyfaces.
      2. Phil has resting bitch face. This probably stems from years of being "happy" with his life.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 7 месяцев назад +8

      I mean, would you be happy if your life was anything like Phil’s? 😂

    • @daijodan
      @daijodan 7 месяцев назад +10

      He only genuinely looks excited when he talks about food, gambling, and others' misfortune.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@daijodanwhen he insults people he has the biggest smile. Whether it's a dent, a troll, someone more successful than him, he feels genuine happiness when he berates them

  • @poptart2323
    @poptart2323 7 месяцев назад +24

    The fact that you can empty jump and grab to perfect dsp is insane. Imagine someone slapping your face, 1.5 ft away from you every 3 seconds at perfectly timed intervals and you legit never move or put your hands up. That’s dsp. That’s the equivalent of running into the same room in an fps and never killing the guys camping the corner despite knowing they’ve killed you 3 times already from the same exact spot.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 7 месяцев назад +4

      Sideshow bob rake teir.

    • @ScumDogMF
      @ScumDogMF 7 месяцев назад +2

      4 in a row bruv. 4! 😂😂😂

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 7 месяцев назад +1

      Players that overly rely on parry are easy to beat. It's so funny throwing them constantly and it takes 1/5 of their hp

  • @jakubwroblewski7261
    @jakubwroblewski7261 7 месяцев назад +11

    White LTG is fully developed, Ladies and Joints.

  • @Dragonmaw
    @Dragonmaw 7 месяцев назад +7

    The way DSP gets conditioned and downloaded lol

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 7 месяцев назад +28

    Big ups to Kat’s Fat Gunt.

  • @justuntheranderson3141
    @justuntheranderson3141 7 месяцев назад +23

    Where is the glasses and vest he met all his goals

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 7 месяцев назад +18

      Do you want him to be hot and uncomfortable when he's trying to concentrate? He has to work to support his family: his cat and his mo- wife

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 7 месяцев назад +3

      Too much work 😂

  • @mr.gorehowl5160
    @mr.gorehowl5160 7 месяцев назад +32

    The noodle punches hahahahah

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 7 месяцев назад +4

      I was waiting for someone to bring this up😂. For all his internet tough guy act it's clear as day the dude has never thrown a single punch his whole life 🤣. My gf could probably light him up if they got in a boxing ring together.

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Hmm, a big tip with a positive message... MUST BE A DETRACTOR -- BANNED"

  • @MySupervic
    @MySupervic 7 месяцев назад +6

    I can't tell you how much joy it brings me with those clips you add when he gets defeated by a perfect KO. He's such a sore winner and a sore loser.

  • @BlakeandRyanVa
    @BlakeandRyanVa 7 месяцев назад +5

    I know grown women who don’t cry this much at a TLC movie 😂

  • @SouthernMenace
    @SouthernMenace 7 месяцев назад +7

    Best comedy on RUclips. The "didn't earn it" rants are just too good.

  • @stewrmo
    @stewrmo 7 месяцев назад +20

    "I love it, I LOVE IT!".

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz 7 месяцев назад +3

    I actually appreciate that he says "nothing *I* could do", because that's accurate. Most people could do something, it's just that he can't.

  • @AndersPack
    @AndersPack 7 месяцев назад +2

    OK piggy, I will support! Here you go Memology, a bit of; Money, money, yeah, yeah!

  • @lhadenfeldt
    @lhadenfeldt 7 месяцев назад +10

    It’s embarrassing how much of his pride he puts into street fighter. He can’t admit when he gets beat. He always has some random excuse.

  • @kewpuh3338
    @kewpuh3338 7 месяцев назад +3

    **drive rushes directly into fireball** i cant do anything!!!!

  • @daijodan
    @daijodan 7 месяцев назад +4

    "At no point was she ever at risk."
    Well, yeah that's true.

  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow 7 месяцев назад +3

    Hey DSP, how did you get master rank with Zangief?
    DSP: "I just blocked all of the players who are better than me."

  • @InfestedJester
    @InfestedJester 7 месяцев назад +15

    Ryu throwing multiple fireballs per match, who would've thought? 😄

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yea I heard theirs this new thing gamers do in fighting games called "zoning". This must be what that guy was doing 😏

  • @bleak2L
    @bleak2L 7 месяцев назад +8

    ok the cat laughing in place of dsp might be the best thing ive seen in a detractor vid

  • @decidiustv3212
    @decidiustv3212 7 месяцев назад +5

    His upcoming gloat can be smelled from several miles away, not to forget how he's not going to bring up how he blocked people better than him and that this "still proves he's good at the game".

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 7 месяцев назад +2

    0:04 Now u can make a spitscreen with DSP and Jay Doing Things when he did his video DSP: The Toxic Video Game Guy!
    they both gave the finger the same way! LMAO

  • @Some1Something
    @Some1Something 7 месяцев назад +14

    Can someone help me here? I am worse than beginner in SF, but him saying "can't react to throw online" seems just ... stupid!
    Throws are 8 frames long in SF6 (5 for the startup, and 3 for a chance to break the throw). This means throws are 130ms long. You are supposed to predict them.
    The average human reaction time for visual stimuli is 250ms
    Is DSP delusional enough to believe he has a reaction time faster than average by 52%, or am I missing some SF knowledge?

    • @GreyFox2000
      @GreyFox2000 7 месяцев назад +5

      He believes he should be able to react to everything and anything that happens on reaction. Even when it's not possible. It is part of his flowchart playsytle.

  • @hoshisato228
    @hoshisato228 7 месяцев назад +18

    CAN'T BLOCK‼️

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 7 месяцев назад +4

      Me when minecraft doesn't boot up

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 7 месяцев назад +6

    Flipping off the camera is indicative that he was *really* pissed off that night lol

  • @LordBeMine
    @LordBeMine 7 месяцев назад +5

    The "perfect" anti air was too late.. lol what a crybaby.

  • @HighTierSoul
    @HighTierSoul 7 месяцев назад +5

    Dsp is so trash. Gief beats Cammy. She constantly has to be in his range to be effective. She has no zoning tools. What a trash player he is

  • @TheWolverineDoll
    @TheWolverineDoll 7 месяцев назад +3

    "You seem to be operating under the misconception that Burnell Enterprises is a gaming company. It is not. Burnell Enterprises is a fashion modeling agency. And you are not our most valuable asset. That would be the platinum vest, which you, manchild that you are, refuse to wear."

  • @doejoe-es9bg
    @doejoe-es9bg 7 месяцев назад +4

    5:00 his eyes of pure unadulterated happyness when he received the money... wow, hell of a drug mate...

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 7 месяцев назад +4

    42 years of age, and he still doesn't know what the "Streisand Effect" is...

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 7 месяцев назад +1

    Why is he concerned about charge backs if he wins them basically every time, in his own words?

  • @Sandstorming99
    @Sandstorming99 7 месяцев назад +11

    lol "THE GAME IS DROPPING MY INPUTS" whenever I have a bad day I love watching Phil struggle to understand how Street Fighter works

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 месяцев назад

      "when I have a bad day I like to laugh at disabled people"

  • @jkdman2007
    @jkdman2007 7 месяцев назад +17

    These cammys read him like a book.Dave loves to mash parries and hopes a lucky perfect parry, but he can't time it right 99% of the time.t He is a stupid pattern player and his pattern is trash. 😂

    • @toddbata8644
      @toddbata8644 7 месяцев назад +1

      Pretty much this dude plays so cheap he wants all the heavy hitting moves and doesn’t want to work for his wins

  • @kennyvv3340
    @kennyvv3340 7 месяцев назад +3

    lmao he keeps saying "IT WONT BLOCK" "MY INPUTS KEEP DROPPING" and "CANT DO ANYTHING" as he very clearly tries to parry an empty jump, drive rushes into a fireball, and just refuses to do an anti-air of any kind

  • @jordan20910
    @jordan20910 7 месяцев назад +14

    DSP is so easy to trigger, even if it's view botting and/or trolls the best way to deal with it is just acknowledge you have it like "I have this amount of views" and that's it but nope DSP can't help it to bring that it's trolls, DSP literally is his worst detractor. And I'm not even reach the salt mine yet so this will be a nice view.

  • @confusedbadger6275
    @confusedbadger6275 7 месяцев назад +4

    If Thorax isn't a troll it's OIC making out Phil is getting new dents.

  • @2PiecePuzzle
    @2PiecePuzzle 7 месяцев назад +3

    If he was smart he would say that yes viewbotting does impact the channel by increasing how many ads are being watching which means more money in his pocket.

  • @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu
    @Acolyte_of_Cthulhu 7 месяцев назад +1

    150$ tip? what a waste. How on earth did he get diamond..

  • @orpheus1675
    @orpheus1675 7 месяцев назад +17

    or you could just play a game because you enjoy it and not beg for spare change online, man roach

  • @yobuddy852
    @yobuddy852 5 месяцев назад +1

    I wish for 1 month no one gave him any $$, wanna see him complain and cry😂

  • @adrianBtabares
    @adrianBtabares 7 месяцев назад +2

    I hate how this "d00d" has the balls to insult other players because of "pattern play" or how they don't do "anything impressive" , when the most he's capable of is repeating the same 2 basic combos with Zangief, he's the peak of hypocrisy

  • @5milemacc737
    @5milemacc737 7 месяцев назад +2

    11:03 Obviously late AA Lariat 😂how can you say that wasn't deserved?!?!

  • @Charliem1994
    @Charliem1994 7 месяцев назад +1

    The cat laughing with the DSP audio killed me 😂

  • @Pepespizzeria1
    @Pepespizzeria1 7 месяцев назад +3

    Guy drops 150 and he won't put anything on, what a terrible loser

  • @zeldafreak1975
    @zeldafreak1975 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Unsanely unbalanced" 😂😂😂

  • @roundishcap
    @roundishcap 7 месяцев назад +2

    my irresponsible speculation is that dsp really hates donations like this at the *beginning* of a stream instead of the end. If his fan did this at the end then he would have an entire stream of donos and not have to wear the costume that he really hates. DSP really min-maxes this stuff and can't have a good time.

  • @elmangodefuego5526
    @elmangodefuego5526 7 месяцев назад +2

    Please somebody check up on that poor fight stick. All that hoof mashing is not good for it 😢.

  • @jebus571
    @jebus571 7 месяцев назад +2

    Its not begging. It's business!

  • @BrandRedacted
    @BrandRedacted 7 месяцев назад

    So they're all using the same pattern, but he has to constantly guess what they're going to do? Does that make sense?

  • @orpheus1675
    @orpheus1675 7 месяцев назад +4

    never so elated as when he receives money

  • @GreaterGoodPrevails
    @GreaterGoodPrevails 7 месяцев назад +3

    Memology bro, super grateful for your ongoing detractor content. Thank you!

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 месяцев назад

      The trump support content wasn't making enough money

  • @batboy555
    @batboy555 7 месяцев назад +4

    He could keep it in his account just to be safe.

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF 7 месяцев назад +2

      But WWE Champions is like…right there…

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 7 месяцев назад +1

      Saving money is for more-ahns.

  • @dmos95
    @dmos95 7 месяцев назад +10

    THIS INTRO IS GLORIOUS, HE TRIED IT HAHAHA

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 7 месяцев назад

    Detractors and trolls aren’t going to pay for viewbots on DSP

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 7 месяцев назад +13

    hey at least he made it to master, that means he's gonna fight the good players, the creme de la creme now
    he's not just gonna call it a wrap and drop Zangief right after promoting to this rank right ?

    • @WazMan
      @WazMan 7 месяцев назад

      Loser just uses a rank as a status and not actually as a competitive rank. He thinks him getting to master = good at fighting games. But we see all this evidence of him just sucking, being so salty, playing like an asshat, making up the most ludicrous excuses about how the "game" messed him up, or how "they cant even play" or how "they didnt earn that". Core A gaming was right. Like perfectly right.
      "my controls dont work"
      "theyre playing brainless patterns"
      "they dont know how to play"
      "im actually timing my moves unlike these losers that are dog shit"
      "they only care about being sweaty and winning"

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 7 месяцев назад

    I love when he starts punching the air, you can tell he’s never thrown a real punch in his life

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 7 месяцев назад

      Wow... What shock... You must be so tough

  • @AeoniseTTV
    @AeoniseTTV 7 месяцев назад +2

    We really need a "Can't do anything!" counter going at this point lmao

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 7 месяцев назад

      So you want a 10 hour montage? Because Phil is allergic to accountability.

  • @sladethedoritospro8084
    @sladethedoritospro8084 7 месяцев назад

    22:49 Drive rushes into the super. "I COULDN'T BLOCK!"

  • @floatinghamstick
    @floatinghamstick 7 месяцев назад

    Phil drooling after getting a thousand dollar tip. Thinking of all the Hogans he can attempt to pull.

  • @YY_White_Nova
    @YY_White_Nova 7 месяцев назад

    I want to hear more about this McDonald's in Hong Kong