DSP Goes on an Absolute Salt Storm Insulting Every Opponent in His Way! And $1 Tips Not Helping

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @Corran123
    @Corran123 4 месяца назад +188

    That Ken at 3:15 was obviously buffering his super for 3 full seconds and Phil still fell for it 😂
    Phil had all the ressources to go for a guaranteed chip setup and instead he does the most braindead move possible. That's the "great gameplay" and "character knowledge" Phil is known for.

    • @skiie
      @skiie 4 месяца назад +7

      I also laughed when he said the cammy did the "option select"

    • @sp0nchy391
      @sp0nchy391 4 месяца назад +3

      Phil got baited so hard his brain turned to mush lmao

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 4 месяца назад +14

      I came here to say to say this. He’s so clearly buffering the super because he knows what’s coming. He read Phil like a book and Phil blames the game.

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 4 месяца назад +3

      @@skiieI can’t believe he doesn’t know what an option select is

    • @skiie
      @skiie 4 месяца назад +3

      @@JustinTrudeau1971 its funnier to think phil thinks anyone needs option select to beat phil.

  • @هاديالغامدي-س8ص
    @هاديالغامدي-س8ص 4 месяца назад +432

    Remember when phil said he won't insult players anymore?🤥

    • @abny14
      @abny14 4 месяца назад +49

      Pepperidge Farm Remembers

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 4 месяца назад +30

      That was the Old Phil!

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 4 месяца назад +22

      Or when he admitted it was his aging brain and slow reaction times, not the game and the Internet and the other players? Then he immediately went back to blaming everything but himself...

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 4 месяца назад +8

      didt happen dood

    • @SplodeyJesus
      @SplodeyJesus 4 месяца назад +26

      Bugged new years resolution. Nothing he could do.

  • @UKRobs
    @UKRobs 4 месяца назад +352

    Guys it's just a character he protrays! Talking shit like this irl in the arcades is normal... we use always call each other "Waste of human life" and "waste of space" it was normal in the arcades back in the day when I was a prominent fgc player!

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 4 месяца назад +51

      And he'd curl into a ball if someone even looked at his way

    • @Deadman1000
      @Deadman1000 4 месяца назад +46

      I love that he said this but never spoke like that to anyone when he was at tournaments. Phil is pathetic 😂

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 месяца назад +29

      Justin Wong calls people terrible human beings all the time doood

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 4 месяца назад +28

      he projecting hard about himself and entire life . Happy people dont hate themselves and others

    • @naysayer3
      @naysayer3 4 месяца назад +10

      He's just trying to generate hype by playing the heel

  • @Tangozzz
    @Tangozzz 4 месяца назад +166

    The winning animation of JP stepping over a lifeless Blanka, while Phil is losing his mind had me dying 😭😂 12:07

    • @cypriandraku
      @cypriandraku 4 месяца назад

      When he stopped himself from saying cocksucker tho 😂😂😂😂

    • @Jdeadevil
      @Jdeadevil 4 месяца назад +2

      Lol are they meant to be dead in those scenes? I always assumed they were just meant to be knocked out lol

    • @majesticbeefjerky337
      @majesticbeefjerky337 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Jdeadevil You can see Blanka breathing in the cutscene. He's knocked out, but it is still hilarious.

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 4 месяца назад +167

    This video is more than proof that he's never changed in 15 years. He's just hiding behind a facade because he knows if he expresses his real self all the time, his channel would get banned for TOS violation.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 4 месяца назад +24

      Now he feels untouchable because he has Kino Casino and their viewers to back him up. So now the facade is slipping as he doesn't need it anymore and he's going back to mid 2010s Phil. All it took was some buttering up by Kino Casino, play into his ego, validate him. Then the mask came off. That was always their plan.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 4 месяца назад +6

      It really is an object lesson for the rest of us to at least try to improve ourselves over time & endeavor to be better people or this is who we end up becoming. So he's useful as a human metric like that.

    • @420bengalfan
      @420bengalfan 4 месяца назад

      @@DarkPhoenix89 he is a lot more spiteful and bitter

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 4 месяца назад +4

      The only thing stopping him from going on a racist tirade during his playthroughs is knowing he’ll be permanently banned. He hasn’t changed at all.

    • @Zalost2
      @Zalost2 4 месяца назад +1

      Somebody should bait him into an insanely racist rant, and record it so that there's video proof of him breaking TOS ending him

  • @TheLaurelCrown
    @TheLaurelCrown 4 месяца назад +170

    3:19 BIG OOF! That was some pro-level buffering and reaction. Obviously Phil called him a cheater because he would never pull a trick like this. Not with the gin-soaked brain of his.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 месяца назад +42

      "There is no way he reacted to that" well he just did Dave

    • @TheSamuraiGoomba
      @TheSamuraiGoomba 4 месяца назад +49

      I don't understand how he can look at that Ken's behavior and think Ken was cheating. The dude was sitting there inputting the motion for the super over and over and Blanka just rolled right into it. >_> Like bro, you can see Ken doing the motions.

    • @juanfran7909
      @juanfran7909 4 месяца назад +16

      Saying you will be 5 star forever ever lol probably that ken reach master 30 minute's after that, that was a good ken

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown 4 месяца назад +7

      @@juanfran7909 says the pigroach who got unhinged by being told he's "still in mission one" by Keemstar

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 4 месяца назад

      Is that Ken a pro player? Usually only they can buffer and react like that.

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 4 месяца назад +154

    dsp uses an excuses flowchart

    • @alecaquino4306
      @alecaquino4306 4 месяца назад +9

      My thoughts exactly!!? 😂

    • @thefury4424
      @thefury4424 4 месяца назад +4

      Well played!

    • @jasontaylor8594
      @jasontaylor8594 4 месяца назад +15

      Pattern, pattern, flowchart, mash jab, mash jab, drop input, not doing anything, lag, lag = Perfect KO

    • @bartacus4872
      @bartacus4872 4 месяца назад +11

      And all at a buttery smooth 60 blames per second.

    • @soulsq2
      @soulsq2 4 месяца назад

      Wait his on pc! ​@jasontaylor8594

  • @TealBomber
    @TealBomber 4 месяца назад +31

    Him taunting that Ken and then getting absolutely sorted out in the next set was too darn funny.

  • @LeftCross_
    @LeftCross_ 4 месяца назад +87

    This version of Phil is much more watchable than whining single player Phil.

  • @umbralecs
    @umbralecs 4 месяца назад +46

    The reason that Kat and Phil sleep in different beds is because he swings at Cammy in his sleep.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 месяца назад +141

    When will Philbert's opponents understand that you are not allowed to *checks notes* grab, do combos, buffer moves, jab to counter, neutral jump, react to his moves, put him in the corner or poke because if you do that you're not playing street fighter properly ?

    • @TheSamuraiGoomba
      @TheSamuraiGoomba 4 месяца назад +33

      Resets are not allowed either because that's a scrub pattern.

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 4 месяца назад +30

      Also they're not allowed to stop playing against him otherwise they're cowards running away, only he can decline a rematch and stop playing

    • @forTehMemes
      @forTehMemes 4 месяца назад +4

      He wants you to be predictable as a fighting game player. I don’t know how you’re supposed to play a character different when everyone’s discovered everything already. Fighting games have always been guessing game, he thinks your opponent is supposed to tell you what they’re doing

    • @BBolloBB
      @BBolloBB 4 месяца назад +4

      Hey now you forgot patterns, they're not allowed to use 'patterns' or flow charts, despite Phil being the most flowcarting scrub you'll see

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 4 месяца назад +3

      And if you’re not playing a flowchart you’re random

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 4 месяца назад +21

    DSP when abusing overpowered gear/abilities and spamming his way through entire games: "It's part of the game dood, stop complaining."
    DSP when a Cammy presses jab: >:(

  • @TheTotallyRealXiJinping
    @TheTotallyRealXiJinping 4 месяца назад +29

    “You are a waste of meat.” Is such a primal insult. Man channeled his ancient ancestors to give judgement upon someone and that was their response

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah he went full caveman with that one lmao.

    • @trancandy1
      @trancandy1 4 месяца назад

      if only he would channel grugmode in the game as much as he does on his insults, maybe he'd be able to understand rushdown characters enough to beat them

  • @_Valravn
    @_Valravn 4 месяца назад +40

    It’s really no wonder he never leaves his house. If he went out and talked like this he would get punched in the mouth, instantly.

  • @snakepiissken5889
    @snakepiissken5889 4 месяца назад +20

    "you're a waste of meat" as he dumps 1/3rd of his ground beef in the trashcan.

  • @duke_zippy
    @duke_zippy 4 месяца назад +65

    So...
    1) Nobody, absolutely NOBODY deserves their victories against DSP as he absolutely positively outplayed them all but they're all laggy scrubs, which has been the case ever since SF4 which is as far back as I remember.
    2) The Xbox series X version of the game is too laggy and not good enough.
    3) The Playstation 5 version of the game is too laggy and not good enough.
    4) The $300 fightstick was not good enough.
    5) The $500 fightstick is not good enough.
    6) The game running on an apparently decent PC is not good enough, so is the PC not good enough, or is the game not good enough?
    7) DSP will now require the ACTUAL code of the game and a room in Capcom's head office as well as the best internet EVER ANYWHERE to be good enough, but it will absolutely not be good enough.

    • @eth0
      @eth0 4 месяца назад +8

      Meanwhile, people are clapping his flabby cheeks with way less equipment. But of course all of them are scrubs who are playing the game wrong, unlike him, who is outplaying every single one of them with his intelligent losses.

    • @duke_zippy
      @duke_zippy 4 месяца назад +3

      @@eth0 It always makes me chuckle when he says "people don't know how to play Street Fighter" when most games in the series have their own variations and he's stuck in that God awful PS1 version of Super Turbo reminiscing on his 15 minutes of fame Andy Warhol so kindly granted him with that Evo 4th place.
      I'm almost ten years older than him but he's thirty years the boomer on me. That incident with him ranting about no IP address on his new PC and then screaming at his dents about the VERY simple and obvious fix it requires pretty much proves that :D

    • @PhokingiLL-m7y
      @PhokingiLL-m7y 4 месяца назад +4

      50ms and 60ms matches are just far too laggy dood!!! Da inpwut weader drops every input!!! LOOKADAT!!!

    • @duke_zippy
      @duke_zippy 4 месяца назад

      @RancorousSea I wouldn't want to be frozen in the deluded world that is the Republic of Dave, that's for sure.

    • @DaquanHarrison
      @DaquanHarrison 2 месяца назад +1

      8) Cammy players have no originality or desire to learn how to play fighting games and only get worthless wins with Cammy.

  • @davidromero2704
    @davidromero2704 4 месяца назад +88

    You know, for someone who went and said that people are going to find out how much of an asshole he was in street fighter back then when it comes to his documentary, he sure is making it easy to prove that he's the same way today maybe even worse

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 4 месяца назад +1

      He's such a different person nowadays lol

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 4 месяца назад +3

      @@omegaweapon116 Yeah a worse person

  • @haze9876
    @haze9876 4 месяца назад +58

    40+ years old and screaming how someone is a waste of a human when his own life is empty and can easily be considered as a colossal failure. He spends his day screaming and shouting at a screen, and he thinks others are a waste 😂

  • @dannyjack659
    @dannyjack659 4 месяца назад +74

    Gotta love how he sticks his face in the csmera and insults the player as if they can hear him so he can feel brave.
    It is like an insecure child trying to show how tough they are.
    We all know he would never actuslly do that to the person.

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 4 месяца назад +15

      He’s got a serious “main-character syndrome” with this game. He’s said some hilarious things with that mind, about this game.

    • @angelos3049
      @angelos3049 4 месяца назад +11

      Let alone doing it in person, he's too much of a weakling to say it on a call. He's such an internet tough guy that can't handle any sort of pushback.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 месяца назад +8

      Meanwhile the JP was probably laughing his ass off then moved on, dude owns a 5 star suite in Dave's brain

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 4 месяца назад +8

      Such a tough guy when they can't respond. When he actually talks to people he's all "yes sir, no sir, I respect you sir" 😂

  • @davo9774
    @davo9774 4 месяца назад +118

    Phillip's temper tantrums and abuse towards other people will eventually come back to him.

    • @420bengalfan
      @420bengalfan 4 месяца назад +26

      he is lucky he only leaves his house once a week and doesnt interact with anyone

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 4 месяца назад

      I see why he got pressed IRL. People like this literally won't change as a person any other way. And its why he's never gone to any kind of public event ever again. Dude is a toxic ass coward. He'll be so obnoxious and aggressive when he's alone. But as soon as he's even in a podcast with another person, he acts meek as shit. The one time the mask slipped around another person (Dissing Bryon's friend), he ignored their question regarding his comment and acted like it never happened.
      Phil is such a dogshit human being. No wonder why he got fired from his previous job

    • @nuckelaveez5029
      @nuckelaveez5029 4 месяца назад

      @@420bengalfanHes such a coward. Even online, when confronted face to face with Keemstar, he rolled over and kissed Keem’s butt

    • @CrimsonBladezz
      @CrimsonBladezz 4 месяца назад +1

      No it wont ltg has said worse and nothings ever happened to him

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 4 месяца назад +5

      @@CrimsonBladezzyeah, but ltg is like 6’3”, works out, and has rage issues. No one will provoke him

  • @k-ondoomer
    @k-ondoomer 4 месяца назад +17

    "Mankind knew that they cannot change society - So, instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts".

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac 4 месяца назад +94

    The most ironic thing is the Cammy rant about earning 'worthless wins' because it's literally the exact thing Philburt wants for himself. He's derived absolutely no value or fun from literally a single match in this game since he started playing it last year, all he wants are easy wins to gain a rank title solely to appease his desperate need for validation.

    • @sidjusticepower
      @sidjusticepower 4 месяца назад +10

      blanka is also her worst mu LOLOL...

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sidjusticepower If only he'd spend 90% less time whining and crying, and more fighting.

    • @nightmarearcade2663
      @nightmarearcade2663 4 месяца назад +6

      And yet he continues to play because he probably thinks it's the only game people will come to his stream to watch him play. Which makes sense as the only reason anyone watches him is to watch him rage. We know it, and he especially knows it. He won't admit it but he's incredibly insecure about how small his audience is and how easily they'll leave him.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 4 месяца назад +6

      That plus he prides himself on being a SF veteran. So to him, he has to prove to detractors and dents he isn't trash.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 4 месяца назад

      as a "pro" phil like styling himself as if he isnt in legend i dont take him seriously.
      the chances he will EVER get to legend? zero!

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 4 месяца назад +39

    the kino dents have rejuvenated his king of hate status, they made him feel alive again!!!!

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat 4 месяца назад +15

    As soon as he gets a mirror match he immediately pivots from "my character sucks, their character is OP" to "dude the ahnline connection is garbeidge". Flawless transition.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 4 месяца назад +42

    "I can't do anything!"
    Phil, you never could 😂

  • @МирославКръстев-с7и
    @МирославКръстев-с7и 4 месяца назад +69

    DSP plays with Blanka, one of Cammy's worst matchups.
    -Mashed jab on blockstring
    -Never punished Cammy's mistakes (Medium Spiral Arrow up-close is super minus on block)
    -Used reversal on Hooligan low sweep (knowledge checked)
    -Mashed throw on combo reset
    -Mashed jab when burned out
    -Forgot he's burned out so the spaced Arrow was plus on block
    -Overall, used NONE of the buttons that would let him dominate the matchup
    And that's just one game. He does all of those mistakes against every opponent on every character he plays, and then he wonders why the game won't just let him reach Master for free

    • @decanus8831
      @decanus8831 4 месяца назад +8

      He thinks throwing money away for PC is the same as WWEC

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 4 месяца назад +3

      Yeah but Raw Phil is a good player unlike DSP, so he can easily adapt if Phil had somewhat of a brain to use those strategies.

    • @pipehelix5776
      @pipehelix5776 4 месяца назад +4

      If you saw how he wins it's just because people's offense is not tight so phil just mashes and it works, specially when he plays blanka and gief. If someone knows the matchup he instantly loses

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 4 месяца назад

      It's almost as if MenaRD's Blanka hasn't beat Punks Cammy 100 times

    • @nexusvideo
      @nexusvideo 4 месяца назад

      So are you saying she isn't busted and impossible to beat? hahahahahahaha

  • @SnorlaxMarkish
    @SnorlaxMarkish 4 месяца назад +28

    "Ive changed over the years!". Yet we hop in a time machine every couple of days to hear him act like a petulant child.

  • @flagchan2339
    @flagchan2339 4 месяца назад +27

    He’s gotten way more brave since hanging with the casino guys. And by that I mean he talks WAY more shit because he thinks he has friends now.

    • @mmanu6126
      @mmanu6126 4 месяца назад +15

      Cant wait for the backstab story arc

  • @realsong-fake
    @realsong-fake 4 месяца назад +61

    SF6 is the best thing happens to DSP. So much salt I can't stop laughing.

    • @liltiachan9694
      @liltiachan9694 4 месяца назад +8

      street fighter 6 is his childhood dood!

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 4 месяца назад +7

      Midlife crisis manifesting through a fighting game.

  • @coreym8145
    @coreym8145 4 месяца назад +25

    Fat Kat JP gatekeeping phil from reaching master is too funny

  • @datrillest9783
    @datrillest9783 4 месяца назад +129

    The old king of hate Phil returned tonight

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 4 месяца назад +29

      he returned the moment kino casino propped him up by saying "who gives a shit" when they talks about being mean online

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 4 месяца назад +14

      The King never left

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@@Alxmir23 maybe if pigroach wasn't crying about everyone else whenever they say anything, or hide like a coward in his stream talking alone. Being a coward is a bad look for tough guys.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 4 месяца назад

      @@innocentorphan1213 especially with dsp. he is super vile until he is confronted and then acts like a total pussy....AND then he returns to being vile right after he is alone again.

    • @brilliantkeikaku1635
      @brilliantkeikaku1635 4 месяца назад +3

      Yup, KC boosted his ego and lured the King into the open again. It's glorious

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 4 месяца назад +11

    Phil is very close to the end of the "excuse road" with this game. A nuclear meltdown can't be far off. Especially given how much he's spent in the Bargaining stage of grief.

  • @LlewelynSauce
    @LlewelynSauce 4 месяца назад +19

    “You’re a waste of meat”
    Event talking about his fellow man, Phil has to bring it back to food

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream 4 месяца назад +66

    Acceptable behaviour out of a streamer and a 40 year old.
    Why tf anyone gives this dude the time of day, praises him or gives him money will always be beyond me.
    If he's trying to be funny, it's not funny. It comes off childish and toxic.

    • @IAmPez
      @IAmPez 4 месяца назад

      Remember, there are people in the world that will pay you to literally excrete on their face. There is no end to abnormality in people. If you offer a grotesque service so that no person should ever want to invest in, then grotesque people will crawl out of the woodwork and offer their face for you to shit on.
      That's Dave's only hope now, to scrape the barrel in hopes of finding dented and outright defective people to exploit.

    • @yofyo
      @yofyo 4 месяца назад +11

      nooo you don't get it he's the KING!!! *velcro wallet opening sound*

  • @junesmayfire
    @junesmayfire 4 месяца назад +56

    "Waste of meat, could go to something useful" Like Khets gunt?

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 4 месяца назад +13

      Khet would devour that button-presser

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 4 месяца назад +25

    DSP got a taste of power when he was encouraged by KC to make fun of Rich in an exaggerated manner. The problem with Phil is that he took this all literally and now he feels he has to behave like a crazy asshole because that's what his "friends" expect of him. That and he's such an egomaniac that he believes he's entitled to superiority.

    • @yofyo
      @yofyo 4 месяца назад +7

      wtf are you talking about 'feels like he has to behave like a crazy asshole' this is the same phil that has always existed, even before the kc arc

    • @TheLewisDawg
      @TheLewisDawg 4 месяца назад +4

      @@yofyo Oh absolutely. Just a gut feeling that he seems more belligerent these days.

  • @TheSamuraiGoomba
    @TheSamuraiGoomba 4 месяца назад +125

    He's getting a big ego over his new boyfriends.

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD 4 месяца назад +7

      It’s probably connected right

    • @filthy_ape
      @filthy_ape 4 месяца назад +19

      Pride cometh before the fall

    • @dark1810
      @dark1810 4 месяца назад +15

      considering what those 2 are like its possible philbert is going to get even more unhinged and "risky" he has no personality of his own so co ops those around him at the drop of a hat . the issue is philly isnt charismatic or smart so its not gona work out for him

    • @CoryTrevorSmokes
      @CoryTrevorSmokes 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@dark1810he really does think he's the smartest man in the room at all times lmfao it's so funny

    • @mmanu6126
      @mmanu6126 4 месяца назад +6

      They are making him comfortable so the backstab will be even sweeter

  • @Fluctuatingmiasma
    @Fluctuatingmiasma 4 месяца назад +16

    This is the cool chill gameplay of a happy person right here

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 4 месяца назад

      Yup, very meaningful khantent dood.

  • @filasophies4423
    @filasophies4423 4 месяца назад +10

    “NOW REMATCH AND TAKE IT AGAIN!”
    2 seconds later
    “HE ONLY WON BECAUSE HES KEN!”

  • @trevorphillips7788
    @trevorphillips7788 4 месяца назад +4

    funniest part was jayde saying "it time chill" about 10 times trying to tell phil to calm down lmao

  • @erheetrherh2659
    @erheetrherh2659 4 месяца назад +11

    DSP has multiple characters in master and doesn't know what it looks like when your opponent is buffering super lol.

  • @tessa8484
    @tessa8484 4 месяца назад +15

    "This person's connection sucks" P: 42ms at the top of the screen.

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah 4 месяца назад +14

    42 years old and happier than ever in his life btw

  • @MikeTheD
    @MikeTheD 4 месяца назад +16

    When he starts claiming the player is “an awful human being” you know he’s down bad. It’s just super-weird. It’s maybe a kid, playing a dumb game at Diamond rank.

  • @wakeupFFS2012
    @wakeupFFS2012 4 месяца назад +14

    Man's desperate for engagement. He's had a taste of those sweet, sweet drama-bucks and he wants more.

  • @SepulchralMalice
    @SepulchralMalice 4 месяца назад +18

    Here's your King, kino dents.

  • @Ihavethetouch
    @Ihavethetouch 4 месяца назад +15

    Phil's projection is off the charts!

    • @puppetier1313
      @puppetier1313 4 месяца назад +5

      Phil has that 'regarded' mental flowchart pattern that makes him a F Tier in life

  • @BaseOiboi
    @BaseOiboi 4 месяца назад +8

    Zero Skill, Zero Talent, Zero Heart, Papa Johns.

  • @AtomicToyRobot
    @AtomicToyRobot 4 месяца назад +8

    This is just a taste of what's to come when he jumps into MvC2

  • @planetzdr
    @planetzdr 4 месяца назад +11

    This is Phil after getting the tiniest bit of attention from “friends” from the Kino Casino.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 месяца назад

      Didn't notice a difference.

  • @eojj14
    @eojj14 4 месяца назад +18

    How are the opponents he faces a waste of meat? There are no steaks in ranked.

    • @alexandergregoire2573
      @alexandergregoire2573 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, you can't talk about steaks or stakes apparently in his chat

  • @Harbord
    @Harbord 4 месяца назад +3

    Flow chart is bro’s new favourite word. Only just learnt what it is and now he won’t shut up saying it non stop for no reason

  • @blue-gs3tz
    @blue-gs3tz 4 месяца назад +8

    You’d think for all the times he said “it’s the same pattern” that, if it were true, he would actually fucking break the pattern. But he won’t and can only “break it” when he plays Bison because Bison is bullshit and guaranteed wins rn

  • @Reignning
    @Reignning 4 месяца назад +15

    Still waiting on the Cammy montage Memology!

  • @SmashGuyROA
    @SmashGuyROA 4 месяца назад +5

    The timing by that Ken could not have been better. What a play!

  • @mattze9536
    @mattze9536 4 месяца назад +12

    Waste of meat? Sounds like he is angry that he cant eat him

  • @DaquanHarrison
    @DaquanHarrison 4 месяца назад +13

    As a Cammy main, him saying that I'm a player that has no originality or desire to learn how to play fighting games and only gets worthless wins because I play with Cammy and Cammy is a character that takes no skill, no intelligence, and no brain to play with really hurts my feelings. I am willing to learn more about Cammy.

    • @QuietLunacy
      @QuietLunacy 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't take him seriously. He won't ever touch Cammy because he'll learn she ain't as easy as he claims. Keep pressing those buttons and having fun, especially knowing you piss off clowns like DSP lol

    • @TheKnightMask97
      @TheKnightMask97 4 месяца назад +3

      Don't take it to heart. Cammy is super complex in the grand scheme of her gameplay, Phil is just a living salt mine. I hope you find what you're looking for while learning her because she is fun to play.

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 4 месяца назад

      Her divekicks are difficult to pull off consistently because you have to space them properly or you are hella negative. That and some of her optimal combos are the only things I would say can make her tricky to play.

    • @DaquanHarrison
      @DaquanHarrison 4 месяца назад

      @@TheKnightMask97 Thank you. I appreciate it.

    • @DaquanHarrison
      @DaquanHarrison 4 месяца назад

      @@JoeyCentral Fair enough

  • @roberteden3713
    @roberteden3713 4 месяца назад +3

    17:23,He's trying so hard to convince the chat that he didn't make a mistake but the game did. Dude, Ray Charles could see you f'd up.

  • @selfawaredrew
    @selfawaredrew 4 месяца назад +20

    21:45 almost let the mask slip

  • @unseamedfuture9819
    @unseamedfuture9819 4 месяца назад +7

    "Skill of heart", "parrot sheep", "waste of human meat" dsp quotes that make no sense. Lol he mad

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah that shit is hilarious, "a waste of meat" lmao 😂 Such a stupid insult.

  • @jkdman2007
    @jkdman2007 4 месяца назад +20

    Remember he constantly says he has changed and he is so positive now, but he still trash talks about his opponents till today. It's so toxic and negative. What a hypocrite.

  • @greedojenkins9984
    @greedojenkins9984 4 месяца назад +3

    The guy letting Phil almost beat him then destroying them was amazing

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 4 месяца назад

      “Fat Kat aka PPP”
      Lol based name

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 4 месяца назад +12

    How come RUclips doesn’t just demonetize him off the rip from all the cursing alone?

  • @yeahbuddy-gj6xg
    @yeahbuddy-gj6xg 4 месяца назад +9

    the white LTG is back baby

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 4 месяца назад +1

      LTG actually has some clever insults though, Phil just belches out the most generic insults ever.

  • @tom-
    @tom- 4 месяца назад +10

    man the way that Ken beat him

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 4 месяца назад

      That magic pixel ball interrupt with the super was sick as fuck, if Phil had any love for the game he would have popped off even being on the receiving end

  • @ZatchBell05
    @ZatchBell05 4 месяца назад +4

    How can you not get hype when the Ken predicted his blanka ball to chip and countered it with a Lvl.1 😂

  • @Nooobility
    @Nooobility 4 месяца назад +8

    the amount of misinformation he is spouting on this game is really face concaving inducing.

  • @Narcoanalysis
    @Narcoanalysis 4 месяца назад +56

    Oh man. Is Phil's new computer not working for him to win streetfighter?? Oh man what a shocker. 😅

    • @cool-lemon
      @cool-lemon 4 месяца назад +11

      Looks like somebody needs to donate a Steam Deck! That'll fix his problems, right?

    • @fatesfrozenflame
      @fatesfrozenflame 4 месяца назад +5

      The pc didn’t save the channel!?

    • @Narcoanalysis
      @Narcoanalysis 4 месяца назад +5

      @@fatesfrozenflame crazy right??? SURELY, that should have helped

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 4 месяца назад +1

      That's because he hasn't installed FgcOS yet! Once he does that, he will be Legend rank for sure!

    • @fatesfrozenflame
      @fatesfrozenflame 4 месяца назад

      @@Herodotus888 Can't wait for his excuses as to why he can't or it's too hard or some BS a LARPer might tell him like that'll log his IP or something and he'll buy it.

  • @EdwardVGrimm
    @EdwardVGrimm 4 месяца назад +3

    How funny that LTG also uses the "Flowchart" excuse when they're getting wrecked by better players. 😂 🤣

  • @ruminating1596
    @ruminating1596 4 месяца назад +8

    He was so ready to pop off on that JP. To Phil, beating a JP with a funny name against his wife is like getting into a fist fight and winning. He was ready to beat his chest over it. That JP was godlike.

  • @heftyclam6219
    @heftyclam6219 4 месяца назад +2

    "He's not good enough to do that on reaction"
    - Guy who can't do things on reaction

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 4 месяца назад +3

    His New Year resolution is spinning in it's shallow grave more than nuclear turbine

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 4 месяца назад +9

    Remember when Phil said he evolved into a better, more wholesome person? Remember that??

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz 4 месяца назад +8

    I wonder what Punk would make of Dave's opinion on Cammy.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 месяца назад +9

    10:13 Phil channeled the black man with thunder and lightning for that one

    • @trolldonlolol96
      @trolldonlolol96 4 месяца назад +4

      New age black 😂

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 4 месяца назад

      The pasty-white LTG! Rotting meat complexion

  • @cypriandraku
    @cypriandraku 4 месяца назад +15

    Picks lily, complains it's the worst character in the game. I did nothing wrooooonng

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 4 месяца назад +37

    MASH JOB
    PATTERN TIP
    FLOWCHART DETRACTOR

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 4 месяца назад +1

      He needs to mash job applications

  • @PermanentlyTemporary
    @PermanentlyTemporary 4 месяца назад +6

    "This guy I've blocked 1000 times" - those were on your consoles Phil, maybe, just maybe, a game that doesn't track your fight history/rank points/whatever across the consoles also doesn't track your block list.

  • @SplodeyJesus
    @SplodeyJesus 4 месяца назад +4

    The closer we get to the documentary the more pissy and Insufferable he becomes. He is so fucking scared of what's gonna happen.

  • @mateblaga
    @mateblaga 4 месяца назад +12

    He is so fucked up because of the Joon The King documentary 😂

  • @SniperKingz
    @SniperKingz 4 месяца назад +5

    I like how the houses in the beginning get bigger with each video. I want to see a castle at some point.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 4 месяца назад +1

    "you know what? I'm feeling it. I'm feeling Lily guys! I'm playing her."
    30 mins later:
    F*** this f******* character I'm done with her!! I'm not playing her anymore!"

  • @E4_Maf1a
    @E4_Maf1a 4 месяца назад +4

    The JP troll winning was great

  • @BimBurger
    @BimBurger 4 месяца назад +3

    I mean $41 for throwing a temper tantrum daily seems like a pretty good gig NGL. If he lived where I live, he can pretty much live very well.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 4 месяца назад

      He makes 100 grand a year, he can live good anywhere with that.

    • @BimBurger
      @BimBurger 4 месяца назад

      @@DoritosBurger why is he such a terrible human being then?!?!

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 месяца назад

      ​@@BimBurgerNPD will do that to you. Guy is the living embodiment of a manchild.

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger 4 месяца назад

      @@BimBurger he’s spoiled. He grew up an only child and was spoiled by his parents so he thinks everything should just be handed to him without him having to put in any kind of effort.

  • @MrSirHenryMF
    @MrSirHenryMF 4 месяца назад +2

    The Legend of Cowardly Ken!
    9:00 That Cammy absolutely destroyed him. Even at normal speed it was so fast it looked like a speedrun.

  • @Vadim_Slastihin
    @Vadim_Slastihin 4 месяца назад +9

    The only time when he was calm playing SF and didn't insult his oponent was when he played agains John Rambo irl. Let that sink in.
    Cammy World Order when?

  • @theaestheticcactus7889
    @theaestheticcactus7889 4 месяца назад +2

    The number of cammy players he encountered, you can't tell me that the whiny sweat hog wasn't getting stream sniped

  • @D0UGLA5.F
    @D0UGLA5.F 4 месяца назад +3

    Phil's attitude changes when he thought he was going to get some free wins off Ken.

  • @Alxmir23
    @Alxmir23 4 месяца назад +12

    this king of revival shit is not doing him any favor. because now everyone who will watch the joon doc will see him behave even worse than before

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher 4 месяца назад +7

    Can’t wait for the Joon the King Documentary

  • @ItsmeVel
    @ItsmeVel 4 месяца назад +2

    When you realize the console, the pc, and the stick wasn't the problem:

  • @aliekexie8467
    @aliekexie8467 4 месяца назад +6

    His ranting insults make him more regarded than he already is, like how do you manage to make yourself more dumb than you already are?

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 4 месяца назад

      Hello there Reddit snowflake
      You know, you can say the haad "T" if you want.~

  • @punk_rock_music_teacher
    @punk_rock_music_teacher 4 месяца назад +5

    Good thing he got that new keyboard and PC so he can stop losing

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 4 месяца назад

      ...mmm...you forgot to say '/s'

  • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
    @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 4 месяца назад

    This man truly deserves his crown. He is such a chill guy and a good sport.

  • @RickyPiiPS5
    @RickyPiiPS5 4 месяца назад +4

    DSP is worried that he will get more hate because of an upcoming documentary lmao. Ye Phil what a fun and positive guy you are. Dude is 40+ and is acting like a spoiled teenager who didn't get what he wanted. Pathetic.

  • @Jdeadevil
    @Jdeadevil 4 месяца назад +3

    "Flowchart incoming", that doesn't even make any fucking sense. What part of this magical flowchart Phil?

  • @cmhallam1561
    @cmhallam1561 4 месяца назад +7

    Continuously says he only loses because he’s burned out, continuously burns himself out with wake up EX up ball every time he’s knocked down, they’re the bad player. Make it make sense lol.

    • @amns8900
      @amns8900 4 месяца назад

      He spams blanka balls and low kick constantly and can't figure out why people beat him so easily.

  • @cizzymac
    @cizzymac 4 месяца назад +1

    If DSP's reactions in game were as fast as the excuses he slings whenever he loses he would be Legend in this game.

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 4 месяца назад +2

    "No idea what's going on"
    We know, Phil. We know.

  • @KrowleyPineapples777
    @KrowleyPineapples777 4 месяца назад +12

    That censorship beep you put in has to be the LOUDEST thing ive ever heard.