@@HaplessOne 41 yo mature adult with a business degree that did nothing but play videogames for the past 15+ years. It's truly astonishing how bad he is.
It's especially grating than when Fill did his gamplay of retro games that were recently released as a collection by Nintendo, he decided to abuse modern QoL changes, especially save-scumming like crazy on every screen. Without this, he would have rage quit without getting anywhere in most of them. Seriously, during his Mario paythrough, he had to load during many sections like 20 times before getting it right, saving him lots of time because he did not have to go back from the start of the level or even the entire game. Of course, Fill felt like a pro OG player after beating them, despite playing them on baby-mode.
if just a single game developer would make a game that reads DSP's inputs correctly. He would be on God Tier in every game, but they are all incompetent
"Yoshi isnt invincible, they lied" No they didn't Phil, it was said Yoshi can not take damage unless its from pits or death traps. Yes, you will still lose a life. This shit legit makes me angry
Since he cries at the smallest challenge, he should just start playing games like animal crossing, stardew valley, and the sims. Seems like more his style. Then again I'm sure he'd still find a way to rage. "Dood how is my sim hungry AGAIN, this game is stupid. I don't get what I'm supposed to do, this is trash"
Ain't no way he has a higher IQ than Wings. When he figures out something, he instantly forgets about it. He has the problem solving skills of sea sponge.
My Nephew had a hard time with this... but he's 12. When he finally beat it, the smile was visible from space. He understood the assignment, acknowledged his mistakes, and went right back at it. No excuses, just putting it altogether, and overcoming the challenge. Something Phil's parents never taught him. I'm going to show this to my nephew and let him know that he's already more mature than a 40+ year old.
“Even though you’ve already mastered it” *proceeds to jump away from the side rail and ground pound off top rails like an absolute idiot and then blame the game and the controller*
"Fuck this game! Trash!" when facing any challenge "They don't give you checkpoints!" while starting at a checkpoint "Why do they force me to repeat the same sections I already mastered!" while dying in that section
Yep. He knows he blundered his way through the section and resents the game for highlighting that fact for his audience by forcing him to do it again. Typical scared and lazy Philbert.
This was the one section of the game where he didn't either have his hand held the entire time or looking at a guide could have helped him. This is what happens.
Only a true fool wastes money (coins) on 99 lives. I suck at platformers like Mario and I'd never buy that many lives. The day I do that, I quit playing games. That or I go walk out in front of a Truck going 50+ miles per hour.
I mean thats you. I wouldnt either personally but dont shit on people for being less skilled. Its a buffer and its there for people who want it. I know its hard for you to have validation in real life so you have to stroke your internet ego but its actually okay if people play games they paid for however they wanf 😂@MLPIceberg
Phil's job is so hard. Idk how he manages. I think I am going to try to rage quit my job tomorrow as soon as I am faced with the slightest challenge too.
Exactly.. It's like with Boxing or fighting in general. Speed beats Strength, but TIMING beats speed. So, yes.. I agree with you. Phil is just a shameful adult whom can't play Mario on VERY Easy.. LOL. ahahahaha
My favorite part is the wall climbing room. He spent an embaresingly long amount of time in there and didn't even figure out that you can jump off of the fucking seeds from the mellon plants. He even did it by mistake, and still didn't even figure it out.
13:20 "Not self explanatory", the sections are literally starting with verbal instructions on the technique to use every single time. That blew my mind.
Besides that, it's a Mario game. It's a platformer, jump from place to place. The main problem is he completely forgets about simple Mario mechanics like the flutter.
He remembered his favourite butt stomp to lava at least, always happy to see that. It's mad to think that this is his skill level at it's peak, rest of the game done, no more levels to improve with except repeat this. Unless he's lying there too and there are more levels he's avoiding, I ain't watching his playthrough!
The way a person acts in these situations reveal so much about their character. He never takes responsibility always blames the game or devs. It applies to his entire life. His wife has to be miserable.
He kind of has a point sort of. Frustration and fatigue sets in and you can start doing worse. But that's the point you set the game down and do something else, then come back and do it first or second try because you just needed a breather.
"It dropped the input" It's a Mario game, dude, you jump and Act with whatever Power you have You literally have to NOT be pressing a button for the "input to drop"
I'd love to know what fantasy world he lives where every single controller, wired or wireless, first or third party, will just drop inputs randomly for no reason. and he must know it's not a valid excuse because he's been saying it probably ever since he could pick up a controller
Now if a games journalist had failed to complete a level before reviewing a game I'm sure Philip Burnell, being the understanding unbiased dude that he is, with no double standards, would say those reviews were legit.
This level is genuinely fun and challenging as hell. The only frustrating part was the final room, where You're invisible and have to platform over death while bouncing off of moving platforms, bloomps they're called. Took me about 30 tries but I prevailed.
Nintendo never once advertised Yoshi as "invincible". If you watched the trailer they specifically said: Yoshi's can die from death pits and other instant kills, but otherwise he takes no damage. That's it. Never a single word about infinite lives.
I want instant gratification and to be paid for not working. Plus my controller isn't working right, I've pressed buttons when supposed too, I was drunk, I was in the bathroom, the trolls wrote this game, my mother combed my hair until I was 18, I didn't waste half a million dollars 12:56
Man i cant remember the last time i was losing 30 lives on a mario game where i wasnt doing something specific or trying for an oddly placed item after clearing the game
I think possibly the most entertaining thing ever would be watching Phil try to learn a competitive game like League of Legends or Counter Strike. I can only imagine the outrageous excuses he would come up with when he loses or dies. If he gets this upset with a MARIO game imagine him getting trolled by him teammates xD
"I love super mario odyssey" says the man who had to abuse a fucking glitch to get through the final part of that game, and then blame it on the devs because you have 'a better mindset' then them. PHIILLL YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHILLL
Him bragging so hard about 100% the game as the Mario fanboy that he is makes it even more hilarious . At first he didnt even bother getting the large coins needed.
i like to think everyone has had their moments in raging in this level but at least everyone has passed it. the only person who can't do it and literally gave up has got to be dsp. kirby and the forgotten land all over again.
Maybe if his brain chemistry wasn’t all fucked up from decades of fast food, liquor, lack of sleep, and gambling he would still have the coordination and reaction time necessary to complete a kids’ game.
noticed after a lot of these dsp seems to think the devs doesn't know that something is hard or difficult as if a final secret level was half hazardly made
Well this is basically the TIHYDP of the game ladies and gents. One doesn't need to be made as the rest of the game he just slept walk through it since it was a nothing-burger of a game up until this point. So big ups Snort Hogan on your first TIHYDP!
Even the Mario Kaizo playthroughs I've watched, which are romhacks designed specifically to be bullshit levels of difficulty with pixel perfect movements required, were played to the end lol
Phil is the kind of guy to look at a timed high school exam and say "what the hell? If we mastered all this already why would you time us!? That's such a beginners trap we sboulf be able to take it home and do it with books open."
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It's truly pathetic how he turns into a whiny baby the instant he is faced with the smallest challenge.
A college graduate losing his shit over a kids game
@@popesinbengal41 year old college graduate at that. It's sad. I can play COD and not rage and this guys raging at Mario lmao.
@@HaplessOne 41 yo mature adult with a business degree that did nothing but play videogames for the past 15+ years. It's truly astonishing how bad he is.
7:08 🤣😂🤣😭
Not even Ceres Fauna was this bitchy about this game.
For a guy who loves retro games he sure hates it when they throw in some retro difficulty
Who's the guy in your pic, looks familiar 🤔
It's especially grating than when Fill did his gamplay of retro games that were recently released as a collection by Nintendo, he decided to abuse modern QoL changes, especially save-scumming like crazy on every screen. Without this, he would have rage quit without getting anywhere in most of them. Seriously, during his Mario paythrough, he had to load during many sections like 20 times before getting it right, saving him lots of time because he did not have to go back from the start of the level or even the entire game.
Of course, Fill felt like a pro OG player after beating them, despite playing them on baby-mode.
"King of retro" 🤣🤣🤣
@@vulgardisplayofpink5668the guy in his profile pic is bob hoskins
if just a single game developer would make a game that reads DSP's inputs correctly. He would be on God Tier in every game, but they are all incompetent
Watching my son problem solve his way through this and then seeing DSP acting like this is kinda insane lmao.
The guy's a phony. Always has been and he always will be.
He’s terrible at games mate ,oh and btw I AM YOUR SON
@Cornfieldpumperknickle Hi your son, I'm dad.
Can’t wait for my kid to be old enough to play this stuff
DSP has never been a problem solver.
"Yoshi isnt invincible, they lied"
No they didn't Phil, it was said Yoshi can not take damage unless its from pits or death traps. Yes, you will still lose a life.
This shit legit makes me angry
I think that was the deal with Yoshi since his very first appearance in Super Mario World. He falls into a pit and he's gone.
@@masterbubs8271 yep
"AAAAAHHH *PHIL YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!!"* LOLOFL Cry some more
He never learned how to read
41 years old and cursing his soul out at a MARIO game... not a failure, not a lawlcow.
He never ragequitted, dood.
Since he cries at the smallest challenge, he should just start playing games like animal crossing, stardew valley, and the sims. Seems like more his style. Then again I'm sure he'd still find a way to rage. "Dood how is my sim hungry AGAIN, this game is stupid. I don't get what I'm supposed to do, this is trash"
Happiest he's ever been
"Grown" PRO GAMER who can't read Mario world levels.
"I owe you for a house loan Tom Nook? That's fucking trash bullshit! I'm not doing it"@@HaplessOne
More Italians died in this playthrough than the entire godfather trilogy.
LMAO
Masterpiece comment, give this guy more likes
Take the tips. Leave the cannoli.
Ain't no way he has a higher IQ than Wings.
When he figures out something, he instantly forgets about it. He has the problem solving skills of sea sponge.
Don't disrespect the sea sponge they are smarter than dsp
They both stupid.
Wings couldn’t solve a simple riddle or multiply
Sea sponges serve a purpose, unlike Piggy.
I think his years of alcohol abuse have really done a number on his cognition.
He usually figures it out by chat telling him
🐷: "WHERE ARE MY CHECKPOINTS, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME."
"You want me to develop your fucking game for you?" 🐽
It's kind of amazing how he openly says he's needs to be told what to do then acts like he knows more than game devs.
lots of beginners traps according to dave
My Nephew had a hard time with this... but he's 12.
When he finally beat it, the smile was visible from space. He understood the assignment, acknowledged his mistakes, and went right back at it. No excuses, just putting it altogether, and overcoming the challenge. Something Phil's parents never taught him.
I'm going to show this to my nephew and let him know that he's already more mature than a 40+ year old.
❤ you love to see it. Shows your nephew has got great emotional intelligence, understanding and common freaking Sense LoL
Yeah, Mom and Dad Burnell failed him.
You can call this a 40 year old 😂
he's winning the game of life better than Phil already LOL
I AM YOUR NEPHEW
I like the mid attempt coping about "No one even cares if I beat this, what's the point?" The point is you're bad Phil. 🤣
“A final stage with no checkpoints in it…”
*starts at a checkpoint*
13:33 “Redo the screen over an over even though you mastered it”.
Immediately dies at a part he’s “mastered”
“Even though you’ve already mastered it”
*proceeds to jump away from the side rail and ground pound off top rails like an absolute idiot and then blame the game and the controller*
im starting to think he is lying about loving his job
If he could find an easier lazier way to make money he would
I've had this sneaking suspicion for the past 10 years
"Fuck this game! Trash!" when facing any challenge
"They don't give you checkpoints!" while starting at a checkpoint
"Why do they force me to repeat the same sections I already mastered!" while dying in that section
Yep. He knows he blundered his way through the section and resents the game for highlighting that fact for his audience by forcing him to do it again. Typical scared and lazy Philbert.
"I’m not going to play fucking Dark Souls when I play Mario" -snort ack ack
Looks like "failure" was still the correct word for that documentary 😂
Anytime a game gets difficult he compares it to dark souls this guys a clown its like a game is not allowed to have challenge or something 💀
I’d love to see his thoughts on Super Mario Bros The Lost Levels
Rage quits Kirby and now Mario.
Dark Nintendo
Which Kirby game did he rage quit?
@@instanthorrorForgotten Land. He rage quit on the final boss in the true arena.
@@GrayscaleCanvas damn, that boss was not hard hah. I 100 percented that game it was great.
@@instanthorrorFr that boss is mad easy
This was the one section of the game where he didn't either have his hand held the entire time or looking at a guide could have helped him. This is what happens.
Sounds very on brand for Richard Stroking Philbert. Auhuhuhuhuha ::SNORRRRRT::
What even funnier was not ONLY did he whine how easy the final boss was but he wasted his purple coins on STANDEE instead of the 99 lives
From what I've heard, wasting money seems like standard DSP behavior
gambling on standees is never a waste o7
Only a true fool wastes money (coins) on 99 lives. I suck at platformers like Mario and I'd never buy that many lives. The day I do that, I quit playing games. That or I go walk out in front of a Truck going 50+ miles per hour.
That's a little dramatic o3o
I mean thats you. I wouldnt either personally but dont shit on people for being less skilled. Its a buffer and its there for people who want it. I know its hard for you to have validation in real life so you have to stroke your internet ego but its actually okay if people play games they paid for however they wanf 😂@MLPIceberg
Phil's job is so hard. Idk how he manages. I think I am going to try to rage quit my job tomorrow as soon as I am faced with the slightest challenge too.
"i'm exausted..."
*FROM WHAT?!* 💀💀💀
"its not skill its timing"... uhhh timing is a part of skill wtf
Exactly.. It's like with Boxing or fighting in general. Speed beats Strength, but TIMING beats speed. So, yes.. I agree with you. Phil is just a shameful adult whom can't play Mario on VERY Easy.. LOL. ahahahaha
I know it’s hard, but don’t try to apply logic to Phil. You’ll lose every time and just get mad. 😂
My favorite part is the wall climbing room. He spent an embaresingly long amount of time in there and didn't even figure out that you can jump off of the fucking seeds from the mellon plants. He even did it by mistake, and still didn't even figure it out.
13:20 "Not self explanatory", the sections are literally starting with verbal instructions on the technique to use every single time. That blew my mind.
Besides that, it's a Mario game. It's a platformer, jump from place to place. The main problem is he completely forgets about simple Mario mechanics like the flutter.
Then he demands "infinite tries!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
He remembered his favourite butt stomp to lava at least, always happy to see that. It's mad to think that this is his skill level at it's peak, rest of the game done, no more levels to improve with except repeat this. Unless he's lying there too and there are more levels he's avoiding, I ain't watching his playthrough!
the craziest part to me is that he bounced on the seeds they spit out and he still didn’t realize thats what you’re meant to do
i love the little voice giving him hints and encouragement while phil calls the game a piece of shit and stupid.
What happened to loving Mario and wondering why his audience not feeling the same way as him?
Super Kirby Bros: Wonder "Its literally Dark Souls DOOD!"
3:40 that good min of silence and monotone commentary is a great tie in to Phil saying “I put out phasitive meaningful khantent”
The way a person acts in these situations reveal so much about their character. He never takes responsibility always blames the game or devs. It applies to his entire life. His wife has to be miserable.
Seeing him not realize he can just stand on the brick and then jump off the seeds to get up there is hilarious.
At 31:43 he literally says having to do a part over and over makes you rusty. Phil lives in opposite world.
He kind of has a point sort of. Frustration and fatigue sets in and you can start doing worse. But that's the point you set the game down and do something else, then come back and do it first or second try because you just needed a breather.
"It dropped the input"
It's a Mario game, dude, you jump and Act with whatever Power you have
You literally have to NOT be pressing a button for the "input to drop"
"Those fucking goombas are pattern players, that's why rollback netcode benefits them 😭😭"
@@manoftherainshorts9075 Mashed jabbers, online pattern players.
This is just a puzzle boss
An actual comment in chat
I'd love to know what fantasy world he lives where every single controller, wired or wireless, first or third party, will just drop inputs randomly for no reason. and he must know it's not a valid excuse because he's been saying it probably ever since he could pick up a controller
That literally made me bust out laughing. He clearly turned back or got spooked and fell from his own actions. "IT DRAWPED THE INPUTTT WHATTTTT?!!!"
"I'm not doing this again, I swear!" and he did it at least 10 more times with increasing frustration.
What's the similarities between Kat and Mario Games?
_Phil can't finish in either_ 💀
💀💀💀
Nothing he could do dood
Philbert can only get erect when he's pulling Hogans.
Now if a games journalist had failed to complete a level before reviewing a game I'm sure Philip Burnell, being the understanding unbiased dude that he is, with no double standards, would say those reviews were legit.
Sometimes it's hard to watch Phil, but watching Phil ragequit a game made for small children is always a joy
And everytime he looks over to chat after his fails there is no new tips to shout out. This is piglers personal hell
"iT'S nOt FaIr!" "WHeRe'S mY cHEcKpoINtS" "iT sHouLd bE A sKiLL chALLenGe, nOt A LiVEs CHallENgE" this guy is such a Ioser.
He actually rage quit a Mario game this is worse then LTG mario 64 moment.
Nintendo truly a Detractor.
Phil : "I gotta try not to use the "infinite" air hover that's cheap"
Also Phil : is using a character that CANNOT TAKE DAMAGE
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE !
“the air hover is definitely unfair i gotta not use that” right after having used it on almost every jump prior
"I'm not going to waste anymore time on this" but decides to have a 30 minute Q&A (waiting for tips) segment
Thanks for staying late and editing all this together for us Snot Hogan to give us some good laughs
9:00 “It’s f’ing shit, cus it’s all trial and error, beginner trash stuff”
And he still struggles. Shame.
Not a shame, it's fuckin' hilarious
This looks like a fun level.. frustrating, but if he just laughed about his failures this would have been crazy entertaining
Lol no he said the game dropped his input man 😂😂
This level is genuinely fun and challenging as hell. The only frustrating part was the final room, where You're invisible and have to platform over death while bouncing off of moving platforms, bloomps they're called. Took me about 30 tries but I prevailed.
No it wouldn’t. It’s funnier to see him rage
IDK about that. ive never found anything DSP has recorded that entertaining honestly. What he does doesnt change that
It’s the final level of the game it’s supposed to be challenging
We went from "it's pretty darn good" at 34:52 to "it's fucking unfair" at 35:10
WOW DOOD
Doods been playing mobile games for too long. He's too used to paying to win in $16.51 increments.
Didn't he say in his podcast earlier that no one takes 30 minutes to beat a mario level
In all fairness anyone who used Yoshi, online mode (or friends), and completed this course are much better than Philly boy.
Nintendo never once advertised Yoshi as "invincible". If you watched the trailer they specifically said: Yoshi's can die from death pits and other instant kills, but otherwise he takes no damage. That's it. Never a single word about infinite lives.
"This game is so disrespectful to the player's time" says the pigroach who has no respect for anyone.
Mario being a straight detractor.
“It’s not a challenge of skill, it’s a challenge of timing” 🤡
Yet Phil said he love this game then when it get challenging he start bitching like a baby about it.
The flower is literally showing him the way to go and he just goes another way
DSP: * can't figure out solution, challenged and unable to complete task *
DSP: this is fucking stupid.
He was playing it on very easy. 😂😂
I got the D R I P going
The fact he chose to go into the hardest level in the game with 20 lives, and started whining at the fact that it's a hard level is hilarious
Definitely hilarious. Most people go in there with a ton of lives. Not crown, crown, crown level of lives but a bunch of them.
I thought this was his GOTY nominee?
I think we have found a contender for "the most disrespectful game of the year"
I love how he does something multiple times then starts messing up and it's all like "It's impossible how am I supposed to do this!"
Well at least Mario was having fun by the sound of it.
Like a true gamer blaming the controller lmao
"how am i supposed to time it?"
1. you don't need to, you just need to dodge
2. you can ground pound in mid-air over and over to stall.
41 years old and complaining about video games… his parents must be so proud.
"Even though you've already mastered it" *dies. LoL
I want instant gratification and to be paid for not working. Plus my controller isn't working right, I've pressed buttons when supposed too, I was drunk, I was in the bathroom, the trolls wrote this game, my mother combed my hair until I was 18, I didn't waste half a million dollars 12:56
Mario & Friends: "Ha, he rage quit!!"
Man i cant remember the last time i was losing 30 lives on a mario game where i wasnt doing something specific or trying for an oddly placed item after clearing the game
What was Miyamoto thinking not putting in extra checkpoints for Phil?
“There is no way to avoid that!”
You stop floating an let yourself fall faster.
I think possibly the most entertaining thing ever would be watching Phil try to learn a competitive game like League of Legends or Counter Strike. I can only imagine the outrageous excuses he would come up with when he loses or dies. If he gets this upset with a MARIO game imagine him getting trolled by him teammates xD
Just a reminder, DSP is 41 years old.
Can't believe that new $130 cashmere sweater didn't improve the game play 😂😂😂
It shows off his cleavage real nice. Im sure Derick and oic appreciate that.
"Disrespectful to the player and their time" for not adding enough checkpoints for Beglord Burnell.. 😂
As the official Doom twitter account said: “ You push the buttons you press.”
I see that 21/50 dollar stream with CK donating 20. Phil plus low money and difficult stage equals rage quit
It's a real staple that Phil quits the final challenge of a Mario game.
"I love super mario odyssey"
says the man who had to abuse a fucking glitch to get through the final part of that game, and then blame it on the devs because you have 'a better mindset' then them.
PHIILLL YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHILLL
Him bragging so hard about 100% the game as the Mario fanboy that he is makes it even more hilarious . At first he didnt even bother getting the large coins needed.
Is he a Mario fan boy now? Because last time I was following him he considered Mario kiddie shit.
i like to think everyone has had their moments in raging in this level but at least everyone has passed it. the only person who can't do it and literally gave up has got to be dsp. kirby and the forgotten land all over again.
Or like when he couldn't figure out puzzles in Zelda or why he gets electrocuted in rain wearing metal equipment
@@SilvaShadow1990 everyone hits the finish line while hes stuck in last place 🤣
My ADD ass has had many stupid moments in Nintendo platformers like this but never to the degree of blaming input lag and questioning level design. 😂
At this point Phil should just watch movies and hold a controller
don't let the 40+ minute runtime be a detractor, this is classic Dave salt and rage and i am all here for it
Maybe if his brain chemistry wasn’t all fucked up from decades of fast food, liquor, lack of sleep, and gambling he would still have the coordination and reaction time necessary to complete a kids’ game.
Minimum effort, maximum profit, thats our Phil
noticed after a lot of these dsp seems to think the devs doesn't know that something is hard or difficult as if a final secret level was half hazardly made
So this is what failure looks like.
Well this is basically the TIHYDP of the game ladies and gents. One doesn't need to be made as the rest of the game he just slept walk through it since it was a nothing-burger of a game up until this point. So big ups Snort Hogan on your first TIHYDP!
“I somehow literally do the hat perfect” little piggy can’t even grasped the idea of adapting/learning
He rage quit, he rage quit. A children's game, he quit because it's TOO HARD unlike little Phil 23:40
Mario 3D World's final stage was far harder than this lmao
Dudes awful
DSP: Complains that the level has a difficulty like a 90's game.
Also DSP: Has the NES collection as his 3rd most recently game played in his library.
8:52 he jumps onto the wall and for no reason jumps off of it and dies. Then says it’s a beginners trap trial and error bullshit.
31:38 Wait wait wait, did he really say you lose your skill and become rusty the more you play a stage? LOL!
Checkpoint rage is always my favorite
"No Ink Ribbons!" Came to mind...
This here is riveting gameplay and such. Empty your pockets for Dave all you dents!
In my 22 years of life i have NEVER seen someone rage quit AT MARIO
Even the Mario Kaizo playthroughs I've watched, which are romhacks designed specifically to be bullshit levels of difficulty with pixel perfect movements required, were played to the end lol
Or Kirby at that matter.
Robust kahntent. Nintendo another detractor.
He seems to take less enjoyment from videogames than he would working a regular job.
Phil is the kind of guy to look at a timed high school exam and say "what the hell? If we mastered all this already why would you time us!? That's such a beginners trap we sboulf be able to take it home and do it with books open."
Exam happens to be open book:
Phail: "Where are the answers?! You still haven't told me!"