I always applaud anyone who is able to sit through an entire DSP playthrough, just to edit it for the entertainment of strangers on the internet. So, thank you for this
Origami King killed the vest streak. Rage quit Kirby. Rage quit Mario Wonder. What is it about Nintendo games that brings to light all of Phil's Phails?
Origami king killed the vest streak. rage quit Kirby and Wonder, rages at Metroid Dread and quit super metroid, Raged like mad during Mario Tennis and golf, Fire emblem went on a large hiatus and made him change the rules of viewers choice, garbage at smash bros, and Tears of the Kingdom perfectly showcased how bad he is. something about Nintendo games can just push phil's buttons. Maybe its because they tend to be designed as games first and so face tanking isn't always gonna win.
1:43:45 This is it. The part where he spends his coins, not on lives for the final level, but on fucking jpegs. If only Mario Wonder included a Hulk Hogan one to make it go full circle.
1:53:10 “Who cares if I beat it?” [Proceeds to use Yoshi so he can beat it. Because, y’know, that’s totally what someone who doesn’t care about beating something would do, find another way to beat it.]
1:53:09 'Who cares if I beat it?' He kept smugly saying '100% baby!' when he beat the last handful of levels, and now he is in denial, and acts like falling at the finishing line doesnt bother him.😂
And he should of go for nabbit and instead of Yoshi because he didn't get that BS knockback than Yoshi and is strangely op for the special world levels
Normal people: "Oh darn, I missed something in this level. I'll finish the level and come back, that way I don't waste a life and my progress." DSP: *"I have to kill myself!"*
So DSP spends all his money on JPGs and then checks the fuck out before he's even done with the game, then quits. Amazing. You can't make this shit up.
The stream chat has to point out every single thing for him to do, otherwise he fails or "doesn't get it", it's shocking he can't even put 1+1 together in a Mario game.
Wow, first Kirby, then Sonic and now a Mario Ragequit, we’ve come full circle. Also, I’m going to make my own TiHYDP of this for the new year, gonna have to deal with Phil’s Clownality Pokemon Scarlet playthrough first.
"people complain about any game for no reason" This is RIDICULOUSLY ironic coming from Phil, who constantly whined and complained about Tears Of The Kingdom, for literally no reason, he was just bad at the game but blamed his mistakes on the game 💀
At the start when the levels are baby easy 'oh this game is great 10/10 game of the year material' At the end when the levels require a degree of skill 'this is trash, beginners trap, worst game ever what garbage'
great work! Though I think it could have gone well with a "blaming controller/D-pad" counter too lmao though on the other hand... that would have been a nearly endless task xD
Phil hates "kids games" because they make him look stupid. COD he can blow off because "everybody hates COD, Infinity Ward are lazy and greedy, dood" but not this one. At this point, half of his "skill" is unwillingness to play anything but WWE Champions and half blow through everything as quickly as possible, but after watching multiple old TIHYDPs, he always checked out about halfway through and grew angrier and angrier as game "dragged on". He is alergic to ANY effort, even when comes to videogames he "loves". Street Fighter is perfect for him because matches are very short and keep his attention but anything longer, just no. Doesn't matter if it's an action game or a stealth game, he cannot concentrate and keep attention. That is why he is always clowning, being angry and complaining, he is just bored by games he plays. Lifetime gamer-larper.
ALL GLORY TO THE ZERO DOLLAR STREAM PLAYTHROUGHS! May it Grace us with an Appearance After Mario Wonder and Mario RPG one day in the Pigroachs Future to Deliver us from Denthead Retardation.
@ 1:49:55 "Have to do it over and over even though you already mastered it." No Phil, if you have indeed "mastered it", you wouldn't be struggling to complete the easiest tests of the Final-Final Challenge. Mastered does not mean failing over and over Phil.
Phil pandered to all the people that were already gone or on their way by "reforming" himself.. he just reeled it all in. The King of "I actually like who I am, i'm not the same person"
If phil is struggling on the final badge test level,he should of go for nabbit and instead of yoshi because Nabbit didn't have that BS knockback unlike Yoshi and he's useful and can be fun to breeze through the special world levels
Man this one, I wish someone added in the scene where he was complaining about lives where JUST BEFORE he attempted the final level, he went and spend all his coins on STANDEES with such an stoic and silent face, it was beyond jarring - he could of used them to get more lives btw - Also when he finished this, he went on this talk rant afterward and DIDN'T ALLOW anyone to talk about the game????? Usually when someone beat the game, they talk about their experience/what they like, does he do that still when he quit an game early or something? More podcast/wasting time I guess
![[WORLD RECORD] Super Mario 3D World any% in 1:24:50!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pUDgGgZtnhk/mqdefault.jpg)
kirby and the forgotten land all over again.
Lmao.
I always applaud anyone who is able to sit through an entire DSP playthrough, just to edit it for the entertainment of strangers on the internet. So, thank you for this
Origami King killed the vest streak. Rage quit Kirby. Rage quit Mario Wonder. What is it about Nintendo games that brings to light all of Phil's Phails?
And cheeses Mario odyssey. Plus Tears really show how simpleminded/dumb Phil is
Origami king killed the vest streak. rage quit Kirby and Wonder, rages at Metroid Dread and quit super metroid, Raged like mad during Mario Tennis and golf, Fire emblem went on a large hiatus and made him change the rules of viewers choice, garbage at smash bros, and Tears of the Kingdom perfectly showcased how bad he is. something about Nintendo games can just push phil's buttons. Maybe its because they tend to be designed as games first and so face tanking isn't always gonna win.
Super mario rpg rage quit next?
@@jocagu4017hell yes dude
I hope that he reaches the Culex rematch. The salt would be glorious.
1:43:45
This is it. The part where he spends his coins, not on lives for the final level, but on fucking jpegs. If only Mario Wonder included a Hulk Hogan one to make it go full circle.
Good thing I spend the purple coins on 99 lives and instead of on standees
My god, even a mario game becomes a souls game with this guy. How can people feed him…
Sings ridiculous made up songs, overexaggerates every death, but remember guys he's not a children's entertainer or a clown
I NEED BANANA
TASTY BANANA
At least i can blame myself on the unexpected deaths during the BS moments in the game
9:23 "I wonder what sea water tastes like..."
SALT...Thats all I can taste is SALT!
1:53:10 “Who cares if I beat it?”
[Proceeds to use Yoshi so he can beat it. Because, y’know, that’s totally what someone who doesn’t care about beating something would do, find another way to beat it.]
The intro is genius. Him claiming he "doesn't do this for money reasons" then going into a ton of begging that gradually gets faster is too funny.
1:53:09
'Who cares if I beat it?'
He kept smugly saying '100% baby!' when he beat the last handful of levels, and now he is in denial, and acts like falling at the finishing line doesnt bother him.😂
And he should of go for nabbit and instead of Yoshi because he didn't get that BS knockback than Yoshi and is strangely op for the special world levels
Normal people: "Oh darn, I missed something in this level. I'll finish the level and come back, that way I don't waste a life and my progress."
DSP: *"I have to kill myself!"*
I never understand this peculiarity of DSPig. It also shows his massive greed. He wants everything in one run, or else he apparently fails.
I love how he says “please let it be a minute 20…. It’s 90 seconds?!” Like he doesn’t understand 90 seconds is more than one minute and 20 seconds.
I think he was hoping it would be 120 seconds and misspoke, but it wouldn't surprise me if he got that wrong, too.
He blew all of his savings on JPGs in-game. You legitimately cannot make this shit up.
*WWEChampions Spending Intensifies*
Likely I save up the purple coins for the 99 lives and always turn on online that makes the game somewhat easier unlike pigroach
DSP: *NO F&%$ING CHECKPOINT ARE YOU SERIOUS DUDE!?*
The checkpoint at Crouching High Jump: Hello, do I exist!?
So DSP spends all his money on JPGs and then checks the fuck out before he's even done with the game, then quits. Amazing. You can't make this shit up.
The stream chat has to point out every single thing for him to do, otherwise he fails or "doesn't get it", it's shocking he can't even put 1+1 together in a Mario game.
1:14:50 Sounds like Phil invented a new laugh! The crow laugh! AWK AWK AWK!
Wow, first Kirby, then Sonic and now a Mario Ragequit, we’ve come full circle.
Also, I’m going to make my own TiHYDP of this for the new year, gonna have to deal with Phil’s Clownality Pokemon Scarlet playthrough first.
And it's unfortunate that pigroach sucks at the three kings of platformer games since I am a connoisseur at those games than him XD
The Dark Souls of Mario.
I feel like Mario Wonder is one of the easier games in the series. Usually I wouldn’t be surprised that he ragequit but wow
“I’m the happiest I’ve ever been” if DSP has told a better joke than this, I have never heard it.
EDIT - lol dang the Bloomps look like Dopefish.
Laughs in J. Jonah Jameson.
You serious?
"people complain about any game for no reason"
This is RIDICULOUSLY ironic coming from Phil, who constantly whined and complained about Tears Of The Kingdom, for literally no reason, he was just bad at the game but blamed his mistakes on the game 💀
thanks for this I was already putting your videos in the playlist and saw this gem :)
At the start when the levels are baby easy 'oh this game is great 10/10 game of the year material'
At the end when the levels require a degree of skill 'this is trash, beginners trap, worst game ever what garbage'
Bro is having skill issues
great work! Though I think it could have gone well with a "blaming controller/D-pad" counter too lmao
though on the other hand... that would have been a nearly endless task xD
"I have to do the whole stage again now. I did nothing wrong." Perfectly sums up this guy's real life stuck on level 1!
Phil hates "kids games" because they make him look stupid. COD he can blow off because "everybody hates COD, Infinity Ward are lazy and greedy, dood" but not this one.
At this point, half of his "skill" is unwillingness to play anything but WWE Champions and half blow through everything as quickly as possible, but after watching multiple old TIHYDPs, he always checked out about halfway through and grew angrier and angrier as game "dragged on". He is alergic to ANY effort, even when comes to videogames he "loves". Street Fighter is perfect for him because matches are very short and keep his attention but anything longer, just no. Doesn't matter if it's an action game or a stealth game, he cannot concentrate and keep attention. That is why he is always clowning, being angry and complaining, he is just bored by games he plays.
Lifetime gamer-larper.
ALL GLORY TO THE ZERO DOLLAR STREAM PLAYTHROUGHS!
May it Grace us with an Appearance After Mario Wonder and Mario RPG one day in the Pigroachs Future to Deliver us from Denthead Retardation.
@ 1:49:55 "Have to do it over and over even though you already mastered it." No Phil, if you have indeed "mastered it", you wouldn't be struggling to complete the easiest tests of the Final-Final Challenge. Mastered does not mean failing over and over Phil.
DSP summed up in one word for this playthrough: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He couldn't beat the final stage even with trying to cheese it with BABY MODE character Yoshi.
He enjoys times with his viewers but doesnt interact with them unless they talk to him XD
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wow he's BAD at this game, dude lol
Phil pandered to all the people that were already gone or on their way by "reforming" himself.. he just reeled it all in. The King of "I actually like who I am, i'm not the same person"
I can't wait until he's an old man and stops giving a shit what people think again lol
Supreme clown mode activated
it is true that the other lolcows lives are pretty awful compared to dsp
1:06:56
Sorry Phil, my mother is already taken.
Just beat this game and DSP made it look 100% harder than it is.
He's Dad must be proud of him!
Phil you make me angry Phil.
ngl i made so many of the same mistakes he did lmaooo
If phil is struggling on the final badge test level,he should of go for nabbit and instead of yoshi because Nabbit didn't have that BS knockback unlike Yoshi and he's useful and can be fun to breeze through the special world levels
So weird how Phil's fans hate Nintendo games so much when he clearly loves them so. Oh well, nothing he could do
Phil really got a beating!
(Btw, I saw him tackling the final boss in his channel. Perfecting it might be his only impressive moment.)
The final boss in this game is piss fucking easy actually even easier so it is not really that big of an achievement
@@daltonfrazier5901 fun as hell tho. def one of my fav bowser fights in the series
@@Raguler yeah it is so damn fun though couldn't lose it if I tried but damn I think that's the most fun I have had fighting bowser I think ever
ruclips.net/video/EM6lB17QWH8/видео.html phil's future ladies and gentlemen
Man this one, I wish someone added in the scene where he was complaining about lives where JUST BEFORE he attempted the final level, he went and spend all his coins on STANDEES with such an stoic and silent face, it was beyond jarring - he could of used them to get more lives btw -
Also when he finished this, he went on this talk rant afterward and DIDN'T ALLOW anyone to talk about the game????? Usually when someone beat the game, they talk about their experience/what they like, does he do that still when he quit an game early or something? More podcast/wasting time I guess
FUCK the way he copies marios dolphin swim sound is so annoying HEARING IT FROM MARIO IS ALREADY ANNOYING BUT PHIL?
*snoooooort*
Why does he stop running while in mid air way too much
cant ride the bull... im sorry im not a big brain guy but isnt that called a bizon.