This Is How You DON'T Play Super Mario Sunshine Part 1 (0utsyder Edition)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Prepare yourself for 3 hours of a 35 year old man failing at a game meant for children, blaming everything from momentum, physics, "glitches," the devs, and everything but himself for his simple and predictable failings.
    I'm done doing a ton of counters, never again. My head exploded from this one.
    Late as all hell but you know what? it's all good. part 2 to come soon as I can tolerate the cringe

Комментарии • 848

  • @calypsokiosko9067
    @calypsokiosko9067 6 лет назад +784

    "This game is not realistic!"
    ...dude.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 6 лет назад +35

      David Wessel usually I’m the type to go against that argument, but this is mario.

    • @theenderengineer1943
      @theenderengineer1943 6 лет назад +63

      Realism in a Mario game wouldn't make as much sense to me.

    • @Majokodomo
      @Majokodomo 6 лет назад +52

      Great! He's still looking for logic in games? I swear, this moron never changes...
      -_-

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 6 лет назад +18

      Ixey5 Phil... Phil never changes...

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 6 лет назад +20

      David Wessel Timestamp? also, he's calling a MARIO game "unrealistic"? when he played the ENTIRETY of the mgs series?

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 5 лет назад +191

    Game: "Petey Piranha Strikes Back"
    Screen: Shows Petey Piranha's exact location
    Phil: "WHY IS THIS GAME SO CRYPTIC?!"

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Год назад +4

      Oh, so, the game showing you where Petey Piranha is; and what to do, is being cryptic now? Okay then Dave...

  • @BrisingrFan55
    @BrisingrFan55 6 лет назад +426

    Has Phil ever found a game that *does* work? Because I have yet to see a single playthrough that doesn't contain the phrase "The game just does not work ... look! See, it's bugged! Ah ah ah!"

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 6 лет назад +56

      Imperator's Imperative Or a game he actually likes.
      Sure he says he likes games all the time, but it always ends up with him saying "this game is garbage" or "fuck this game" or "fuck *video game company*"

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +29

      @@TheStrikeofGod Phil:Whaaaaaaaat?! I was just standing there and I died Fuck this game man

    • @Desi-qw9fc
      @Desi-qw9fc 5 лет назад +24

      TheStrikeofGod the best thing is that he’ll complain that a game is the worst thing in the world when he’s playing, but later he’ll say stuff like, “I was actually having fun, people who say I hated it are just stupid!”

    • @lulukomadori9651
      @lulukomadori9651 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, in almost every credit is the same "Well this game was fun, lot of fun, all that bs" what I don't understand is how his brain dead fans legit believe that he actually enjoy the game. Like he lied about how he enjoy hotline miami but spend like 30 minutes complaining/whining about how the game not over

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +13

      @@lulukomadori9651 Bugged review mechanics I guess

  • @gbario4983
    @gbario4983 6 лет назад +112

    I've never actually been ANGRY with Phil playing a game besides Conker's BFD. I wanted to outright smack him many, many times during this playthrough. He's just so bad at it and when he tries to sound smart it's infuriating because he couldn't be more wrong.

    • @ryborg3702
      @ryborg3702 6 лет назад +1

      G Bario He died so many times especially in the It’s War! chapter, almost making it seem like a separate TIHYDP apart from the rest of the game.

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 6 лет назад +3

      And almost got to the point where he wanted to ragequit the game. LOL

    • @MacGuffinExMachina
      @MacGuffinExMachina 5 лет назад +10

      For me, it's not that he's bad, but that he is arrogant and never takes responsibility for his mistakes. Like I've made obvious mistakes in games. But I ask myself if I am doing anything wrong, and try to wait to blame it on the game after I've consulted with others and thought it over. A lot of people do this on RUclips, but Phil is one of the worst.
      Also, like you, I'm not usually angry watching him be like this, but this one got to me.

    • @Dovahkiin049
      @Dovahkiin049 16 дней назад

      @@MacGuffinExMachinaagreed. I wouldn’t give a flying fuck about Phil if he was just bad. It’s his attitude, being an overall ass, and like you said, blaming everything on the game. I swear he only ever took responsibility for his deaths twice in Dark Souls 3, out of over 300, I think it was. And those two times were him falling into hole and dying.

  • @nfamus540
    @nfamus540 5 лет назад +57

    I never thought I'd see the perfect human but here he is folks in all his glory, Phil has literally never done anything wrong in a game, every death he's ever had in a game wasn't of his own doing it has always been the games fault and there was nothing he could have done to prevent it.
    We are all truly blessed to be able to witness a man that has never messed up in any game ever.

  • @FailsafeZero
    @FailsafeZero 6 лет назад +120

    The country's best overall gamer, folks

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +22

      I myself am a former pro fighting game player *slow motion mode activate I....myyyyyyyyselllllllf....am a foooooooooormer prooooo fighting gaaaaaaame plaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeer

    • @kylelegarvier172
      @kylelegarvier172 5 лет назад +5

      @@jonwootton2181 *I can be good if I want to*

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +3

      @@kylelegarvier172 Phil:At any time I could pick up a controller and play at a professional level Lex:WRONG

    • @Sum1BetrThanU1
      @Sum1BetrThanU1 4 года назад

      #4 in evo 05.

  • @SaheebJihad
    @SaheebJihad 6 лет назад +214

    DSP insults everybody and everything unless your a big donator. Also his TV is a detractor so he needs a new one.

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 6 лет назад +11

      He will always find a way to even insult the big donators, because, after all.... it's DSP we are all talking about. XD

    • @SaheebJihad
      @SaheebJihad 6 лет назад +9

      I guess I was giving DSP the benefit of doubt. DSP Insulting a fan whose brother had died was one of the most sickening things. How the hell is this guy still around?.....

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 6 лет назад +5

      He still around due to some luck, naive people that willingly give him money and some the others that do share small amount from their pockets, just to see him fail miserably for their own amusement.
      Also, TIHYDPs of course! ;)
      We can't find another gaming joker like DSP nowadays. XD

    • @SaheebJihad
      @SaheebJihad 6 лет назад +4

      That's True. I love TIHYDPs. It wouldn't be the same without phil's ultra salt & rage!

    • @TucBroder
      @TucBroder 5 лет назад +2

      Everyone should just stop donating. Seriously. He doesn't appreciate it anyways.
      And someone should put him to sleep.

  • @primisto7530
    @primisto7530 5 лет назад +101

    "come back after you beat the kiddie pool!"
    there has never been a more perfect quote for DSP in any game ever

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 года назад +9

      Exactly. The perfect quote for failbert.

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact 3 года назад

      @@shawnfields2369 😂

    • @andrewbailey7045
      @andrewbailey7045 6 месяцев назад +5

      The "why don't you get a job?" from crash bandicoot was better

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 4 месяца назад +2

      Also “you haven’t changed… you just think you have” from RE4 is pretty good for Phil too

    • @Riina_Renew
      @Riina_Renew 4 месяца назад

      DSP stuck at level 1, as always. =)

  • @nugsboodlepoo
    @nugsboodlepoo 4 года назад +32

    Phil's ideal game would be a completely flat plane where all you have to do is walk to the other side and you win. Literally every obstacle in a game is the game cheating, the game being unfair, a bug, a "beginners trap", a faulty controller dropping his inputs, bugged physics, bad game design, dumb AI, the game not telling him what to do, online lag ect. ect. Not once is it ever his fault.

  • @LXIV_CXXVIII
    @LXIV_CXXVIII 6 лет назад +292

    _Looks at what is clearly a map_
    "Okay apparently I don't have a map"

    • @Flutterdark_
      @Flutterdark_ 6 лет назад +2

      while i normally dont defend phil i have to in this example. he looked for a different kind of map. like a map of delfino plazza itself. the map he found isnt what he looked for (tho i give you that he should have worded it better)

    • @Flutterdark_
      @Flutterdark_ 6 лет назад +29

      ... wow i thought he made that comment way later. ok forget what i said hes an idiot

    • @cammro
      @cammro 6 лет назад +1

      oh man that bit blew my mind

  • @i_am_dementia9926
    @i_am_dementia9926 6 лет назад +437

    Never owned a GameCube when i was younger but damn this looks so fun to play. Too bad an unappreciated overgrown man child has it instead of me.

    • @i_am_dementia9926
      @i_am_dementia9926 6 лет назад +8

      themusicman945Ⓥ I believe you. I love games like these and sadly I never owned Mario 64, was a ps1 kid, but damn those games just look so damn fun to play.and Nintendo have always made games great games that sadly I never got to experience as a kid.

    • @robbieroberts1973
      @robbieroberts1973 6 лет назад +21

      Did you mean "unappreciative?"

    • @theenderengineer1943
      @theenderengineer1943 6 лет назад +15

      It is a fun game, but trust me. The final level sucks.

    • @TheUltimateBastich
      @TheUltimateBastich 6 лет назад +15

      If you have a decent PC, you can try Dolphin emulator to play it.

    • @bbuster4102
      @bbuster4102 6 лет назад +27

      If you ever play sunshine, don't go for 100%. It's not worth the trouble, and the reward sucks.

  • @Eisengeboren
    @Eisengeboren 6 лет назад +59

    I swear officer, I didn't kill my soulmaid, The momentum caused the bullet to, nothing I could *snort* do, bugged physics mechanics dood.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +10

      Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity Phil doing the same crap over and over, expecting people to be entertained

    • @chasef1077
      @chasef1077 3 года назад +8

      I swear as soon as I read your comment where you said momentum, the pig said it too😂

  • @Darkone348
    @Darkone348 6 лет назад +137

    When I saw the video length I thought this was going to be one of those poorly edited TIHYDP's that leave in long bouts of boring gameplay, but no Phil just fails that much apparently.

    • @LuigitheMan20
      @LuigitheMan20 6 лет назад +23

      Queen Clementine *cough Vault Boy cough*

    • @ThatAnnoyingBird
      @ThatAnnoyingBird 5 лет назад +18

      His entire streams are long bouts of boring gameplay.

  • @Gryxll
    @Gryxll 6 лет назад +62

    Dude that guy who said it took him 10 years on and off to beat that platforming stage either:
    1.) Doesnt exist and nobody said that
    2.) Lied like fuck.
    3.) Is 12 years old and started playing when he was 2
    That guy just does not know what he did to Phils ego when he finally beat that stage... He may as well have seriously have actually sucked him off.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 6 лет назад +4

      themusicman945Ⓥ terrible troll then, since he made himself look worse then Phil by virtue of the joke not landing.

  • @TheMuhka
    @TheMuhka 5 лет назад +37

    For the future, you might want to include a counter for number of times he accuses Mario of sentience, "He's choosing to do this!". This isn't Sims Phil, the character you use in video games typically only does what you tell it to do.

    • @BiggerBricks
      @BiggerBricks Год назад +8

      My favorite: "that was bullshit and the game knows it!" he speaks as if the characters and the game itself are out to personally attack him and ruin his experience.

  • @Crumbsu
    @Crumbsu 6 лет назад +94

    If he wonders why Nintendo won't let him monetize their games, this is probably why. He got angry real quick on that pachinko stage.

    • @CustomStyleCajunTurkey
      @CustomStyleCajunTurkey 6 лет назад +1

      Well said.

    • @ThatAnnoyingBird
      @ThatAnnoyingBird 5 лет назад +29

      To be fair, any sane person would get easily angered on the pachinko stage.
      I guess that also applies to insane people as well.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus 4 года назад +8

      @@ThatAnnoyingBird The pachinko stage is dumb as heck, but Phil doesn't help his cause when he's clearly too busy blaming the game or Nintendo to actually try and figure out what he's doing wrong.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 4 года назад +6

      In this level the physics, the controls and the camera actually were garbage.

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 3 года назад +4

      In Phil's defense, that pachinko stage IS BS. Include Phil's usual elite gaming skillz to the mix and it's even more trash.

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin 6 лет назад +79

    Forever outsmarted by a children's game.

  • @bighungry98
    @bighungry98 6 лет назад +90

    Starting to think that DSP intentionally plays this badly.

    • @Megadeth7811
      @Megadeth7811 4 года назад +14

      No. He's just an idiot.

    • @Doomshroom8
      @Doomshroom8 4 года назад +10

      It's very possible. It's the only thing keeping him relevant.

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 2 года назад +4

      @@Doomshroom8 Nah. Phil has actually shown over and over before that he isn't that smart. Of course, he thinks he is smart, but that is just because he likely is a narcissist.

    • @Doomshroom8
      @Doomshroom8 2 года назад

      @@demonicloaf2100 The only reason I say that is because Phil has at least admitted to being terrible at games in the past, and the fact that this does make him decent money. It's a living to be sure, I don't know if it's one to be super proud of, but it's a living.

    • @The3y3
      @The3y3 2 года назад +1

      @@demonicloaf2100 why wouldn’t a god have an ego, I ask you?

  • @secretagentlucario
    @secretagentlucario 6 лет назад +39

    All the people who grew up and beat this game without too much trouble must have just imagined it. Phil has singlehandedly proven the game is a buggy piece of shit that drops input constantly and doesn't explain anything. It's amazing that Phil was the first person to make this discovery.

    • @batofdestiny7801
      @batofdestiny7801 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe if he used the C-sticks camera it would be DIFFERENT

    • @BiggerBricks
      @BiggerBricks Год назад +1

      Hearing Phil call the mecha bowser rollercoaster fight "a nightmare" made 9 year old me shake his head in shame.

  • @octocoq
    @octocoq 5 лет назад +23

    Today, I heard the phrase “beginner’s trap” for the first time

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 2 года назад +13

    The pinball machine segment was so painful jesus christ

    • @zxylo786
      @zxylo786 Год назад +4

      Tbh that level is absolute bs.

    • @Skonkgasm
      @Skonkgasm 3 месяца назад

      Dude when he missed the shine and wasted chats time for like 3 minutes saying he did nothing wrong over and over and over.

    • @davidromero2704
      @davidromero2704 11 дней назад

      What's the timestamp? I was listening to the video as background noise

  • @thomascampbell2978
    @thomascampbell2978 6 лет назад +148

    i played this a child and beat it this makes me sad. that one of my childhood games is being destroyed by a 35 year old man who should be able to beat a childrens game.

    • @TheUltimateBastich
      @TheUltimateBastich 6 лет назад +26

      Dude, he ragequit Lego Batman 3. What you expect?

    • @thomascampbell2978
      @thomascampbell2978 6 лет назад +18

      not really much just he's 35 should be able to beat a kids game jesus

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx 6 лет назад +10

      WHY AM I TOXIC!!! Phil couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag lol x3

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 6 лет назад +6

      I think he should just stick with Solitaire. XD

    • @lordvengerx
      @lordvengerx 6 лет назад +5

      DeoxysAndMew 2 xD blocked card mechanics xD

  • @TheotherPoolboy
    @TheotherPoolboy 6 лет назад +23

    the excuse o' meter was a solid addition.
    if i may suggest having it appear slightly before the failure occurs,
    so that my body is prepared and my eyes know what to look for

  • @ironball2847
    @ironball2847 6 лет назад +44

    I legit managed to 100% this game back when I was 12, which took me months, sure, but I still did it anyway. This sad excuse of a "gamer" dies THIRTEEN times on the first secret level and blames it all on non existent "glitches" and the camera, which can easily be changed with the C-Stick, by the way. Nothing is EVER his fault at all, while it is the opposite, in fact.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +2

      He also has no idea what blocking animations look like, complains about "lag", and calls people spammers when he does the same boring crap over and over

  • @owen9456
    @owen9456 5 лет назад +46

    Kay I almost died laughing from the series of events at 1:17:30
    like my head was on my keyboard as I was just wheezing laughs out
    thats so fucking good

    • @Shiouro
      @Shiouro Год назад

      The pinball machine was hilarious

    • @VilifiedOne
      @VilifiedOne 6 месяцев назад

      That moment is pure gold

  • @dalejhunter1
    @dalejhunter1 6 лет назад +172

    Can I just throw out that Phil is comparing a 2017-2018 game like Odyssey to a game that came out in 2002-2003? That's like comparing the weight capacity of an infant to a fully grown adult. It just doesn't work.
    Yo, Outsyder, strange request, but mind putting this comment over a few times that Phil tries making his stupid comparison?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  6 лет назад +35

      Wilco, I'll try to keep it in mind whenever I start the remainder of the footage. Thank you

    • @kecukritiques2943
      @kecukritiques2943 6 лет назад +8

      64 and Sunshine used different engines and different hardware to each other; as well as Sunshine effectively being the first project on the R&D system [1], not to mention being Nintendo's second attempt at a Mario 3D platformer. Mario 1 and Mario 3 both used identical hardware. Mario 3 was also released ~5 years into the NES/Famicom era, and so Nintendo had already attained a good knowledge of platforming physics on that software; compared to Sunshine's early release on the Gamecube (

    • @kecukritiques2943
      @kecukritiques2943 6 лет назад +10

      Saying "my point still stands" while providing no valid rebuttal is the equivalent of saying "nah, nah, I win" while poking your tongue out. It's typically bad etiquette during conversation, because it shows you're unwilling or unable to provide further strength for your argument.
      I repeat: Mario 1 and Mario World are both 2D side-scrollers; a type of game *much* easier to code for than 3D modelling, rigging, physics, camera, etc. It doesn't matter if more time passed between them; despite the hardware changes, the basic groundwork for 2D gaming was well and truly laid down by the time of World. 64 and Sunshine were *not* using the same engine; with Sunshine using a completely different system and hardware. Sunshine also had to handle the task of utilising a manual camera - something 64 was without...and on a joystick, non-the-less; something the N64 didn't use for camera controls. Believe it or not, but developers need time to adjust to such changes, and minor flaws will inevitably show up. But that doesn't make it a bad or unpolished game.

    • @Sir_Catnip
      @Sir_Catnip 6 лет назад +5

      Axel Janes that guy didn't say anything that would lead anyone to believe he's a virgin what a fucking weird comment....

    • @colonelsanders1349
      @colonelsanders1349 6 лет назад +5

      Axel Janes
      You keep throwing the word “Virgin” around. Projecting much?

  • @dylr6752
    @dylr6752 6 лет назад +30

    I have laughed at DSP for many years, but it wasn’t until 42:20 that I actually raged at this shit. He can’t even admit that he’s wrong about the shadows, and goes off on some bullshit tangent about how the shadow in this game is “a problem”.
    Like, they literally created a physical inaccuracy in where Mario’s shadow is (it’s always below you) so that you are better able to tell your position above something, and he can’t fuckin handle it. Ack ack ack ack ack

  • @SparksElectroKoopa5
    @SparksElectroKoopa5 6 лет назад +43

    How does someone who plays games for a living die so many times on the FIRST secret stage, think mistakes are "glitches", and almost DIE to a goop piranha? Not even I fucked up that hard when I first played. Oh wait, it's DSPig. Not surprised stream chat held his hand either. Shameful

  • @Team_Orchid
    @Team_Orchid 6 лет назад +60

    I just realized something. He claims that "we" have been making fun of him for 10 straight years. Wasn't the first TIHYD made 4 years ago?

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 5 лет назад +21

    “Mario, get out of that water, it’s toxic”

  • @michaelkitchin9665
    @michaelkitchin9665 6 лет назад +17

    DSP is what happens when you spoil your kids. The one time they said no was the wolverine toy and it tears him.

  • @Reoko77
    @Reoko77 6 лет назад +38

    For the noki bay one, all he couldve done was just swim underwater everytime he landed in the polluted bay. The game uses bitmaps to keep track of goop with a corresponding model to hold the bitmap. so its always on TOP of the map, or in the case, the water. So all he needed to do was swim underwater to the nearest shore of land, only taking 2 damage from when he landed, to when he got out. Hell, even i knew that trick as a kid. But leave it to phil to do things the hard way, never learning a damn thing.

    • @jackfrosthashadenough6375
      @jackfrosthashadenough6375 6 лет назад

      Reoko aren't there more things like that in this game?

    • @Reoko77
      @Reoko77 6 лет назад +6

      And his Pal B U G M A N
      the entire game uses bitmaps to use goop placement. It was a pretty genius way to save memory and time instead of doing everything by hand. Mario sunshine is a game that has a pretty rare extended and very different development cycle. Originally, to get around the island, instead of warps, a train system was used and SOL coins was the currency to get around. They where around the early isle delphino that was shown around E3 and the town model for that took YEARS to find. Not only that, but the towns you can see from other stages in the distance? They actually use early models of their respected levels. For example, if you look at ricco harbor from bianco hills, youll notice the heliport is replaced with girders that match of of the early screenshot of ricco harbor. Plus, in development, the pinna park was connected by land it can still be seen in the final game. The DOLFIC posters that as the boo drawing in serinna hotel uses an early map of tbe game and you can see that the 'tail' is connected to the island, thus proving the train system. Also, the part where isle delfino is flooded, the town actually uses an early build of the level, its not the same town you get warped to. Its actually unknown WHY they had the town flooded in the first place. In context, it dosent make any sense. Why have an entire town flooded, use an early build, then NEVER use it again? Why not just have an event where you just chase shadow mario into corona mountain? Why have a flood in the first place? Wierd choice. Kinda feels like that part was rushed right? Well, speaking of Corona Mountain, was once planned as having episodic levels like the other stages and was ment to have a bigger layout with some of the other special stages, 13 of which goes unused but i guess it was cut cause of time constraints. But that wasnt the only thing that was cut. Multiplayer mode was found, but in bits and pieces. It didnt get too far in development. My best guess is that it eas a competitive mode where one player was mario and the other, shadow. It was proven you could pick up one another and throw each other around, so its speculated one would make the mess, and the other would chase after him and cleaning up the mess they made.
      I can go on and on, but you get my point. There are TONS of ideas that was never used and got removed or replaced. Its pretty damn interesting. If given the original time they where planning instead of rushing the game ahead of schedule and finishing their original plans, maybe sunshine couldve been way diffrent.

  • @ShadowKryzis
    @ShadowKryzis 6 лет назад +60

    1:41:08
    F.L.U.D.D is the Goat, sensing DSP about to rage by calling his salt "Toxic materials" lmao

  • @lordvengerx
    @lordvengerx 6 лет назад +53

    Outsyder for the love of God and your fandom please do a TIHYDP on shadow of Colossus only your content can fix that god awful play through if I could get down on my hands and knees and still be on camera I would xD love your videos your the top TIHYDP channel in my book

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +4

      Phil would probably say a math test is a beginner's trap Wouldn't put it past him He's such a dumbass

  • @DWCDR
    @DWCDR 6 лет назад +50

    pachinko is life

  • @BubblenutMcMuffin
    @BubblenutMcMuffin 6 лет назад +45

    Phil is, and I don't throw this out often, the WORST player. Ever. This is the bottom of the barrel folks. A barrel full of catfish.

    • @ryanloescher6234
      @ryanloescher6234 3 года назад +4

      I watch DSP because it makes me feel way better about me being bad at games. At least I don't stream it and refer to myself as a professional gamer. I wouldn't be able to compete with this anyway. Phil is savant-level when it comes to sucking at games.

  • @CiraxMusic
    @CiraxMusic 6 лет назад +48

    He got paid to play this and he didn't even enjoy it. Just snorted and moan

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +6

      Someone paid this fool 1000 bucks to play Binding of Isaac Yeah, I'm not even kidding

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 3 года назад

      At least its entertaining

  • @jaycie586
    @jaycie586 6 лет назад +20

    DSP Tries It: Comparing a game 16 years old to a game a few months old.

    • @jaycie586
      @jaycie586 6 лет назад +5

      All I meant was there's enough changes from Sunshine to Odyssey to ruin pretty much all of Phil's points.

  • @BaconSenpai
    @BaconSenpai 5 лет назад +16

    I'm actually suprised he managed to figure out that doing a spin jump would get the paint off of Mario

  • @linushyper300
    @linushyper300 6 лет назад +123

    Drinking game, take a drink everytime he mentions Super Mario Odyssey.

    • @asra-5180
      @asra-5180 6 лет назад +4

      Dr Ivo Robotnik ded not big souprice.

    • @erickl.7539
      @erickl.7539 6 лет назад

      *Ends in a ethilic intoxication.
      Oh god, why?! :''v

    • @michaelwestmoreland2530
      @michaelwestmoreland2530 3 года назад

      Instructions Unclear:
      Liver functionality lost.

  • @JackKanoff1
    @JackKanoff1 6 лет назад +29

    I'm going to place my bet that he will do a redemption run for this game next year.

    • @Fijiwara
      @Fijiwara 4 года назад

      JackKanoff so?

  • @SNEV7
    @SNEV7 3 года назад +8

    DSP: This game is great!
    One single bad stage
    DSP: This ENTIRE game is shit.

  • @Tankotater
    @Tankotater Год назад +2

    God I was literally thinking about this TIHYDP at work one day, planning to watch it when I get home, and that was the very day the channel went away. I'm so glad its back

    • @cortezbaldur413
      @cortezbaldur413 Год назад

      Exactly this so scared wen his channel went down.

  • @tomthestone1470
    @tomthestone1470 6 лет назад +37

    I feel bad for mario

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 2 года назад +4

    If DSP implemented a controller cam, he wouldn't be able to lie about the "dropped inputs" and "I didn't press that"

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 6 лет назад +10

    Two giant skulls and crossbones symbols next to water -> "The water kills you instantly!"...yeah no shit...

  • @pigpenlordofdirt
    @pigpenlordofdirt Год назад +2

    I gotta tell you Outsyder, you're doing God's work. Im sure you fully understand the utter joy one gets from watching a grown man get upset at a game your children have already beat in 30 hours with significantly less deaths.
    The mario playthroughs have been such a joy to watch, so much nostalgia and the fact that this man has such a hard time with things that real gamers can spot from a mile away makes this such a joy to watch. Your editing is top notch and the counters have me dying. Never stop doing what you do, you madlad!

  • @masterkeaton1000
    @masterkeaton1000 6 лет назад +39

    Holy shit the Pachinko part was painful to watch. Sure it can be a bit wonky but its nowhere near as bad as he made it look, never had trouble with it outside of the first playthrough.
    EDIT: OK the fail at the end made the entire section worth it.

    • @Darkone348
      @Darkone348 6 лет назад +8

      It's not really that bad at all, it's a little wonky but it's pretty easy to get through.

    • @silvertail7131
      @silvertail7131 2 года назад

      Personally, I think the fact there's a death and coin reset at the bottom is a bit much. Feel if I was designing it, I'd have, either a, strike system or you take damage but are shot back out to the launcher. But I suppose when you consider the other levels are all, make a lot of accurate jumps or start it all over again, it's probably about on par? Might have been a nice idea to for that section, zoom the camera out to give a, little mario ball perspective

  • @fuhbreeze0
    @fuhbreeze0 Год назад +9

    13:10 "Thank God for that 1-UP!"
    > Mario agrees with "Yeah, yah!" Too good 😂

  • @Tankotater
    @Tankotater 6 лет назад +79

    I like how Phil calls the "Secret" stages "platforming challenges". Most normal players just call them levels lol.

    • @TerminalllyChill
      @TerminalllyChill 2 года назад +3

      For real, the whole game could basically be considered a "platforming challenge"

    • @razorbackroar
      @razorbackroar Год назад

      bro we old people call them maps now

    • @radhouseproductions8560
      @radhouseproductions8560 10 месяцев назад

      @@razorbackroarthat’s what COD players call them

  • @MayberryDaze64
    @MayberryDaze64 2 года назад +6

    My opinion: Super Mario Sunshine is very far from a masterpiece game. It's also certainly not Mario's best 3D game, by a few games. But what's also true in my opinion: Super Mario Sunshine is a very good game anyways, despite the fact that there are frustrating parts of it at times. I think Phil is way too critical of it.

  • @ShinySpinarak
    @ShinySpinarak 6 лет назад +75

    You know. This is the ONE game. Where it became obvious to me that Phil isn't an average gamer.He's utter shit.
    He's barely on the level of ten year old me, and I wouldn't even say I'm as good as the average gamer.
    Thank you for the THIYDP but good god this was a nearly three hour long heart attack inducer watching him fuck up so damn much.

    • @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u
      @user-dnf83n0s8sg9u Год назад

      Dude I played Sunshine when I was 5 and I was kicking serious ass. I don't understand how he wasn't able to adapt to the game's movement.

  • @RetRegis
    @RetRegis 6 лет назад +19

    5:45 "I think it was just me screwing up." woah woah woah dude hold on right there. Obviously bugged jumping mechanics. Nothing you could do

  • @dalejhunter1
    @dalejhunter1 6 лет назад +38

    Not even a second in and that's a lot of counters. Man, Outsyder, you love your counters, huh?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  6 лет назад +14

      I don't, I want to kill off half of them. Lol.

  • @RobertYo125
    @RobertYo125 6 лет назад +18

    7 COUNTERS! This must be a DSP record.

  • @theenderengineer1943
    @theenderengineer1943 6 лет назад +18

    I loved this game when I was younger. I will fully admit, I struggled with it since I wasn't used to 3D platformers as a kid. But I doubt I struggled as much as he did. I wish he'd stop complaining about everything because it's hard or didn't go his way.
    Edit: And the idea of him playing Pikmin 1 or 2 horrifies me. I can beat Pikmin 2 with no deaths, but that takes TONS of resets. Those games are MUCH harder than 3.

  • @PantsuTacoking
    @PantsuTacoking 6 лет назад +10

    I like how Mario yells "WOOOOOOOOOOW" just like DSP when he falls

  • @invalidatemyass
    @invalidatemyass 6 лет назад +14

    seriously if all the games phil plays were even half as buggy as he makes out, they wouldn't have been released to begin with. You learn from your mistakes...if you blame the game for your mistakes how the fuck do you expect to learn and get better at it. His mentality is endlessly fascinating to me. But his personality is endlessly TOXIC, the guy is such a goober.

  • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
    @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN 6 лет назад +45

    For fucks sake. 8 years later and he's still making "hilarious" sex jokes. They are not funny in the slightest, just painful.

    • @JackKanoff1
      @JackKanoff1 6 лет назад +7

      POTTERANDMATRIXFAN his fans think they're comedy gold, but they're mostly kids and preteens so that's why.

    • @AnimeisGarbage
      @AnimeisGarbage 6 лет назад +6

      JackKanoff Could you imagine the disappointment on the parents face when they realize their hard earned money's been going to this man child?

    • @JackKanoff1
      @JackKanoff1 6 лет назад +3

      You Dont Won. Expect The Unexpected. I could only imagine the look of disappointment and anger on their face

    • @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
      @POTTERANDMATRIXFAN 6 лет назад +3

      Oh Hamburgers
      Please don't lump us autistic people together with the piece of shit that is DSPig.

    • @TheDyingScotsman
      @TheDyingScotsman 6 лет назад +1

      Wrong. You don't know what autistic means. Don't use words like autistic, cancer and aids please...it merely demonstrates your lack of maturity and ignorance. It's also very insulting and disrespectful to people who suffer from those ailments

  • @Zxzero36
    @Zxzero36 6 лет назад +23

    I kinda want someone to put phills playthrough and the game grumps playthrough of this together and see how different they are.

    • @houragents5490
      @houragents5490 6 лет назад +9

      Zxzero36 The gameplay would be identical, but much less salt on the grumps side

    • @Zxzero36
      @Zxzero36 6 лет назад +8

      Venom Akuma Mabye though with the game grumps it would be more enjoyable.

    • @codegang9202
      @codegang9202 4 года назад +3

      @@houragents5490 Arin can be like DSP sometimes....

  • @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS
    @THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 6 лет назад +26

    It took months and months to setup!
    *fans had to threaten me with unsubbing in order to even play the game at all, made excuses constantly as to why i couldent get the game*

    • @joebk44
      @joebk44 5 лет назад

      THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS the game usually is expensive tbh. At least every time I look. Maybe if he got it from someone or he went to an old school game shop. But that shit can be expensive 😂

    • @Don11037
      @Don11037 5 лет назад

      Nipple salad

  • @honarpalani7327
    @honarpalani7327 6 лет назад +4

    0:40 I like how you put a laugh track to Phil's terrible joke, it actually made me laugh. Talk about sarcasm.

  • @ThatAnnoyingBird
    @ThatAnnoyingBird 5 лет назад +13

    To everyone who has willingly subjected themselves through the entirety of both parts: To restore your own health and sanity, I HIGHLY recommend watching Chuggaaconroy's LP of Sunshine in full. For the fullest effect, i prescribe a full binge of each episode as soon as you know you have free time for the rest of the day.
    (Please note I am not a real doctor, nor is this meant to be a fanboy advertisement/shill for Chugga. I wanted to say this as a PSA to help everyone relieve themselves.)

  • @The_Joey
    @The_Joey 5 лет назад +7

    This is so fucking funny. I beat this game when I was 10. A 36 year old, who attempts to play games for a living is struggling.

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 5 лет назад +4

      Good for you

    • @The_Joey
      @The_Joey 5 лет назад +5

      @@crystalvoodoo91 being competent as a 10 year old usually is...

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula Год назад +5

    Okay, but we can definitely agree that the Pachinko level is cracked, lmao

    • @zxylo786
      @zxylo786 Год назад +3

      Yes. That and the Noki Bay glitch he had where totally acceptable complaints

    • @wtfpolice
      @wtfpolice 9 месяцев назад

      Yep, that level is absolute horse shit and the physics are 100% broken in there. Idk what Nintendo were smoking when they designed that shit.

  • @Vansbaseball
    @Vansbaseball 6 лет назад +29

    The Outsyder yet again doing the Lord's work
    Alright I gotta ask this...how much caffeine was consumed to try and get through this playthrough?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  6 лет назад +11

      I almost just quit this TIHYDP because the counters got out of control and i did too much editing late at night. Going to try not to do that next time around.

    • @Vansbaseball
      @Vansbaseball 6 лет назад +10

      Hey no I get that completely. When I saw how many counters you had for this I was like
      JESUS CHRIST MAN!
      Seriously though you deserve a medal of honor and valor for enduring this...CHRIST!

  • @Dovahkiin049
    @Dovahkiin049 Год назад +5

    I was excited to see him play the Pachinko stage, and I was not disappointed in the slightest😂

  • @Ben_the_Rosafan
    @Ben_the_Rosafan 6 лет назад +5

    Wow, this was legit the first time I'd ever seen the dialogue for when you fail Blooper Surfing Safari.

  • @The3y3
    @The3y3 2 года назад +3

    These TIHYDP’s are like comfort food made by stitching together different McDonald’s menu items. A carcinogen, but a tasty one.

    • @Ara_Arasaka
      @Ara_Arasaka 2 года назад +1

      This is the best comment I have ever seen explaining this type of Khantent.

  • @Baronvonkame
    @Baronvonkame 6 лет назад +44

    You know this guy must’ve read some magazine when he was younger that bemoaned beginners traps and delay.
    Now he uses them to seem like he has an editorial merit or that he can accurately critique.

    • @Baronvonkame
      @Baronvonkame 6 лет назад +8

      Maybe not a magazine, but there are plenty of people/articles he could be parroting the phrase from, and I'd be willing to bet a couple buckarinos that's all he's doing.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +1

      @@Baronvonkame Nice icon Is that Yoshikage?

    • @Baronvonkame
      @Baronvonkame 5 лет назад +1

      @@jonwootton2181 Of course, a fellow man of taste.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +1

      @@Baronvonkame I love Kira's Stand Killer/Deadly Queen He's so badass

  • @austinharris414
    @austinharris414 4 года назад +6

    For some reason this is my favorite to watch and fall asleep too lol

  • @everydaycompress4259
    @everydaycompress4259 Год назад +3

    this is the man who rubbed one out on livestream ....FKIN BALLS "grandmas boy" thats like legendary bro

  • @penguinpeasant7558
    @penguinpeasant7558 4 года назад +12

    I don’t think I’ve ever been this angry at Phil before. He is so inept and incompetent that I found myself yelling at him.
    “How do people defend this game?”
    Well let’s see, there’s the tropical theme which is original for 3D Mario, great soundtrack, satisfying movement, memorable worlds, and a lot of cool ideas for levels. But I guess that all doesn’t matter because the physics are wonky.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 3 года назад +4

      Phil’s brain is wonky.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +2

      @@Lobsterwithinternet Literally EVERYTHING about Phail is wonky, and always has been. He's just so delusional about everything. He's also got the worst laugh of all time. Sounds like a dying hyena pretending to be a seal.

  • @Vic_v._Gerdenheim
    @Vic_v._Gerdenheim Год назад +1

    Big ups 0utsyder! I always return to this one because of all the counters going on. Not to mention how entertaining it is to have all of his excuses for each death. Truly an excellent piece of kahntent.

  • @Nate-lp2cu
    @Nate-lp2cu 2 года назад +1

    "i was already past it on the 3d plane," "the momentum of the spin jump i can't control." his excuses used to be so elaborate. i remember his psvr unboxing and setup and he said "the upper right quadrant is still blurry"

  • @hugehuman1
    @hugehuman1 6 лет назад +4

    I love that the Pachinko level is the Champion Gundyr of this game for him.

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 2 года назад

      Getting that one blue coin must have like fighting Ludwig for him That or the lilypad stage

  • @clanle
    @clanle 6 лет назад +72

    It's a game for children! Is this guy for real?

    • @deoxysandmew2162
      @deoxysandmew2162 6 лет назад +7

      Ikr?!
      It takes a talent to be THIS thick and lousy.

  • @uv6483
    @uv6483 Год назад +5

    the sand bird broke him

  • @garyaltus
    @garyaltus 6 лет назад +6

    Well done Outsyder. Thanks for always making me laugh.

  • @bannanahead27
    @bannanahead27 6 лет назад +6

    DspGaming - Ruining your childhood one game at a time

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 6 лет назад +16

    ...am I the only one who's never had any problem with the pachinko stage? You're not supposed to be using FLUDD during the launch, just delicately nudge the stick to influence which direction you go toward.

    • @MaximumKOF
      @MaximumKOF 6 лет назад +7

      I'm pretty sure Vinny or Joel from Vinesauce (don't remember which one) also had an easy time with it. Thanks for the tip, though. Always struggled with that one.

    • @asra-5180
      @asra-5180 6 лет назад

      Thanks for the tip. I always used Fludd as a kid. Now i feel stupid.

    • @Luigifan4ever11
      @Luigifan4ever11 6 лет назад

      Haha, I dread the level, but that's because child me took one look at the level and exited out of fear of failing it.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 4 года назад

      This level actually have broken physics

    • @nessdapkboyo4755
      @nessdapkboyo4755 4 года назад

      I never had any problem with it either I would die at least a couple of times but it was overall pretty easy

  • @garrickkthegreat5762
    @garrickkthegreat5762 6 лет назад +16

    A fenced off pit that you can see down that there is nothing there is a beginners trap? OK then I have never known anyone to actually jump over there thinking they were gonna live

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад

      Phil Burnell The man The myth The legend Failing at games since 1457 (I know games didn't exist back then I'm just messing around)

    • @Lindseythemii
      @Lindseythemii Год назад

      actually, in his defense, when I first played that part many years ago, I too thought you could jump in there to find items and stuff like that, given that it's a *lake.* disregarding water being pollutable-as in this area's level named "the secret of the dirty lake"-what kind of a level design is a lake that you _can't jump in?_ doesn't matter that there's a fence to supposedly keep you from entering it, the developers are to blame for a level design like that: a *lake* that you _cannot jump/swim in_

  • @shivnz
    @shivnz 6 лет назад +7

    Simply astonishing, how he can have so much trouble understanding "what he's supposed to be doing", when this is predominantly a game made for (and to easily be completed by) children. Dsp may act like a child, but he sure as hell ain't smarter, more coordinated or more competent than a child.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 4 года назад

      On my first playthrough at 16 years I actually also couldn't know what to do instantly at some times

  • @thestrawhatnewb659
    @thestrawhatnewb659 5 лет назад +8

    Jesus, he makes this game look impossible to play.

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 4 года назад

      Sometimes it actually is as hard and it's not always easy to know what to do

  • @unfunnyliam5621
    @unfunnyliam5621 6 лет назад +12

    To be somewhat fair the Pachinko level is jank as fuck but Phil is just incompetent.

  • @marcusmoore1542
    @marcusmoore1542 6 лет назад +9

    OMG I facepalm at him struggling with the ground pound box mini game! It’s not even that hard at all for crying out loud he just makes the simplest obvious things look difficult 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Thebossstage1
    @Thebossstage1 4 года назад +2

    "It dropped my input"
    DSP still blaming the controller all these years later when input lag is no longer an issue

    • @gatesofhades534
      @gatesofhades534 3 года назад +4

      No controller I have ever played with, wireless or not, ever dropped any of my inputs.

    • @stormbornapostle5188
      @stormbornapostle5188 3 года назад +3

      For most of my Gamecube years, I used a third-party wireless controller called the Wavebird. Never once did I have any input or connection issues.
      ...I'd also like to note that its control stick lasted FAR longer than a Nintendo controller's, so third-party tech isn't always inferior.

  • @iikamuii
    @iikamuii 6 лет назад +6

    Holy cow...., i'm surprised he managed to beat the game, He looked so much on the verge of quitting.

  • @StoneAgedQ
    @StoneAgedQ 6 лет назад +25

    Take a sip every time he mentions polish

    • @Herttaseiska
      @Herttaseiska 6 лет назад +2

      I don't think he mentioned Polish with an upper case p.

  • @wraith313
    @wraith313 5 лет назад +6

    As a guy who has only been following this DSP nonsense for like 2 weeks, does he literally just complain about every single game having shit controls and being poorly made? Every game? All of them?

    • @jaycie586
      @jaycie586 5 лет назад +5

      yes...yes he does...

  • @antiplex88
    @antiplex88 6 лет назад +2

    Listening to this while playing Far Cry, all I'm hearing is "Too bad"

  • @BaleshNTP
    @BaleshNTP 6 лет назад +12

    Apparently Nintendo inspired the Dark Souls franchise? I don't remember this game being that hard

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 4 года назад

      The pachinko machine truly is as described

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 4 года назад

      Green Cappy Pachinko and that one fudging secret level are the closest this game gets to being infuriatingly difficult

    • @squiddokez
      @squiddokez 3 года назад

      They were inspired by metroids prime level design iirc.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 2 года назад +1

    Honestly You should have included a Brief Pre TIHYDP segment about Phil Dicking his fans around about not wanting to play it immediately for the Viewer/ Patron's Choice because it would lose him money for months in a Row since he was covering a Nintendo Game at the time and hyped up 'MUH CLAIMED AD REVENUE I WONT GET!'
    I think that's a VERY Important thing that surrounds this playthrough.

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 4 года назад +1

    Phil just spent who knows how long trying to clean a giant eel's teeth with a sentient super soaker, but he draws the line of realism at Yoshi needing to eat fruit to refill his juice.

  • @MacGuffinExMachina
    @MacGuffinExMachina 5 лет назад +2

    I usually laugh at these because of how obtuse he is, but the Petey Piranha part legit pissed me off. It's not because he didn't know what to do. I've missed obvious things before for various reasons. It's that he doesn't take responsibility for it. And I know he always does this, but for some reason, this one just pissed me the fuck off. It's so egregious.

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 3 года назад +2

    I don't understand why so many people who have zero interest in 100% completion end up in and get angry at the Pachinko stage. Its not a mandatory stage. Literally none of the side stages or blue coins are. Like, you have the option to leave and not do that stage. Why do people insist on getting angry at it? The Sand Bird is one thing because you kinda have to do it, but why don't people just skip the Pachinko stage? I skipped it as a kid once I realized how frustrating it was and as an adult, I honestly just don't even enter it anymore because I know I'm not gonna have fun.

    • @PidgeyHowler
      @PidgeyHowler 3 года назад

      Oh, I would believe that its not that hard once you have a proper game plan, but its also not mandatory, and let's face it, Phil doesn't give a shit about 100% completion. He can barely beat a game full stop.

  • @neiabaraja2044
    @neiabaraja2044 5 лет назад +2

    Now, if he said he plays this on the Gamecube with a PS4 Controller i would've been surprised right there.

  • @davidmedford1166
    @davidmedford1166 5 лет назад +6

    I like how around 23:30 Phil admits that he used to shit on the GameCube all the time and that he had never played it until now. So basically, he was shitting on something he never tried or gave a chance. Classic DSP. It kinda reminds me of how he used to shit on twitch until he realized how much money he could make and how he used to shit on Minecraft until he realized how much money he could make. Lol

  • @habitsrabbit
    @habitsrabbit 6 лет назад +6

    I like how he blames all of his failures on everything but himself. Because i guess in his mind, he's the best kahntent creator and never fails. It's the games fault, And if you disagree, your getting banned..also it actually pisses me off he compares this game to something that came not that long ago.

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 6 лет назад +3

    "Two Plantissimo's Sand Sprint...What the fuck does that mean?"
    So does DSP pretend to be illiterate or what