DSP Tries It: Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite Extreme Sodium Session
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- Опубликовано: 24 сен 2017
- Another salty session of DSP losing in Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite warning extreme Sodium Ahead Like For more Khantent like this
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*gets hit by 142-hit combo*
"This guy sucks!"
No, but they're just mashing, no skill scrubs!
Brian Moran Everyone that proforma well sucks to him. DSP logic.
Jonadiah13 Yet they're landing all of these combos on him.
Online combos. Only the shitty may apply.
DSP logic: Chambous spahmn dood!
I love when he looks down at his stick. Like he's gonna see an excuse or something
"Total pattern gameplay!" He says as he performs the same combo he's used the entire game with Thanos.
He mixes it up, though.
The amount of times he spams Nemesis's grab>tentacle>rocket.....
6:33
Zero: Target Destroyed
Me: Can confirm definitely destroyed
"I Didn't do that! " He must have a ghost in his house pressing on his controller
AMG-002 the ghost of panda lee in the temple by the sea
I know right it's not like people can't hear him banging on his loud controller.
AMG-002 oh yeah
My favorite excuse is "I didn't do that"
What a normal person would say is "I didn't MEAN to do that" or "my finger slipped". However, he seems to think that his inputs are perfect and the game is somehow playing itself lol. In reality he's just exposing the fact that he's just mashing lol
Na, he exposed himself as a masher when he streamed himself in Street Fighter's practice mode where your button presses show onscreen.
You don't get a 140+ hit combo by mashing.
I know because I'm a masher.
FreezeInfinite same lmao
Hello, my name is Nova MK VI and i'm a masher.
And yeh agreed, never get one like that by mashing. xD
First guy gets a 90 hit combo on Phil. "What a scrub he's just mashing! He can't play fighting games at all!" No Phil, this is what happens when you go against someone more skilled at the game than you are.
Almost forgot, shout out to Deathg3 AND KindaFresh for beating both of Phil's characters at the same time during his Soul Infinity Storm!
For anyone wondering. The 142 hit combo starts at 13:30
I'm thinking of checking out this game, but from what I can gather it's very fast paced and oriented around rush down. In other words, it is simply too fast for phils puny brain to comprehend
Mw Roberson ha nice
lmao checkers are too fast for him to comprehend
Ik this is old but don’t just get 3.
* opponent does tournament level combos *
"This guy's mashing."
Wut.
Phil is the physical manifestation of salt.
"This game sucks." Stills plays the game. DSP logic
He does a mean impression of Lot's wife. Forget his garbage patreon goal - he's already in costume for Halloween.
Jokers Jack and barely makes it by
Sticky Salt 😷
warhawk613 if he keeps playing, Monster Hunter is gonna piss him off so much. Have you seen her super armor? 😂
Never thought I'd see the day where I feel bad for Nemesis...but when Phail uses him...I feel SO BAD for Nemesis. 😞
"Stupid pattern kahmbo gameplay!" The Pigroach says as he does the same Thanos combo for the 400th time.
DSP VS IRS : Infinite
DSP vs Prison : dood! I didn't drop the soap saga
Ya Cinder Bastard I didn't drop the soap and they still fucked my ass. Good game Capcom
WUT THAT'S BULLSHIT THE NUMBERS ARE BUGGED
Alex M "RANDOM GAVEL SMASH OH THIS COURTROOM SUCKS!"
*Gets tazed*
"I WAS BLOCKING THAT!"
DSP is officially the saltiest scrub ever at this game
He's literally losing his mind for the world to see. He has no friends and no worth to the world other than some sham tournament placing he had almost two decades ago.
Any game! He does not compute with next gen games lmao
DUKE NUKEM Everyone having fun with the game except him.
I hear you Duke.
Hail to the King baby, (you not him)
Game has made him banning some of his fans and demoding his modders lol.
The fact that he considers using heavy characters as skill-based gameplay is laughable. Any idiot can use slow, high-damage, no effort characters, rely on the Soul Stone Storm every battle and consider themselves good. I'd love to see Phil use Strider, Chun or any of the speed characters and see how difficult, but satisfying, it is to win with them.
Yeah it's funny that he's constantly like "uhuhuhu just spam the same combo over and over you scrub" but literally 90% of his wins are from doing that one Thanos combo which air-juggles and does like half of the opponent's life bar when his opponent's combo is like 50 hits and does 1/4 of his health haha
SerenityWind to be fair, playing Nemesis well requires some work. Getting your ass kicked by literally everyone online regardless of character choice requires being DSP.
7:13 "WHAAAT I'M BLAAHKING!!!" ...Yet we hear BLATANT MASHING and see the counter hit flash on the screen.
I was in one of his streams, calling him out on his shit and trying to offer advice. Legitimately surprised I didn't get banned...for real, so many people were yelling at me calling me "sick," etc. but he didn't notice, or his mods don't care.
SFCatgirlFanatic the fact the mods didn't insta ban you or he didn't notice his fans yelling at you, you are slick.
Some of his modders got unmod by Phil. Maybe they just don't care at this point.
Wow really? ?I got banned from his chat in during the DS2 SotFS playthrough for telling him how to allocate his stats more efficiently and get better weapons for his build :/
1st player uses a good albeit predictable strategy of using Dante's long attacks and Zero's moves that can cross behind you quickly to confuse and get around Phil's defense.
Phil: KAHMON HES JUST MASHING!
Marvel Vs capcom infinite salt
"I actually lost because I fucked up. That's like the first time ever." - DSP/Phil Burnell, 2017
The Salt Mine intro never gets old...holy shit I can't stop laughing.
Enjoy the *SALT* more to come
Vault Boy please do a combo counter of the 3 combos he constantly uses. Set back to 0 everytime something out of those 3 is used. Well who am I kidding, you won't have to set it back to 0 ever LOL
When most people play something and they think it is terrible............they play something else.
Steveypoos No he needs those views.
That makes to much sense. Something DSP is clearly lacking.
Or you try other fighters than the same two fighters over and over again
Or they try and get better at it. Phil isn't like other people though he has to play the game and squeeze as much revenue from it as possible so his soon to be EXTREMELY screwed business can last.
Most people don't think every fighting game is terrible just because they suck at them though lol
WHY is that the opponent's moves can come out fine, but Phil's inputs are always delayed/unintended/buggy?
boywonderless because Phil is a human bug
Phil has no skills
Online combo. Only the shitty may apply.
For all the lag he supposedly experiences he still is unable to adapt to it.
Clearly the Gods of Gaming are plotting against him, it's the only thing that makes sense
Hearing Nemesis scream "ooo ooo orarghhh" is hilarious because he's articulating himself better than Phil is.
DSP knows whining about how bad his opponents is isn't gonna effect them.
Fucking...what fundamentals? Phil is the one that keeps opening himself up to all this nonsense, and tries to pass it off that, A) He didn't get the move he wanted, which means he's mashing buttons, and B) His opponent is mashing, and that's why he's losing so badly. which must also mean that they aren't getting the moves that they wanted, despite getting some pretty chunky combos on Phil.
Fundamentals, he keeps using that word.
I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.
It doesn't mean standing there and taking it?
Damn, here was me thinking his fundamentals were solid.
How dare I get hit by this scrubs 140+ combo. This game sucks online, this opponent sucks. Even though, I allow myself to be hit by them, with my constant mashing, when I'm "not doing anything"
I got an ad for Barilla pasta (including penne) before this video. Appropriate.
Ahhhhhhh, easy to eat
I actually prefer a penne...
Phil does the same 3 moves with Nemesis....
Dood he's punishing them for mashing buttuhns
He talks about spacing, footsies, mix ups, and how it's the first time he lost because of he's mistake like his some sort of fat white Daigo Umehara
My question is, why does think every person who beats him is an undeserved victory?
Gentou The Confused sometimes he sees some "good players" only if he doesn't know the match up.
Because Phil the "former professional fighting game player" thinks his opponents mash or do random supers. He complains that this game has no fundamentals
Because in "Philandia," congealed within the hollow wasteland that is his head, Phil always wins.
This just hurt more his pride as the 4th place in Evo championship on broken port.
cause his brain doesn't understand the beating hes getting bugged losing mechanics
Wuaaaattt? How was I supposed to know you uploaded a new video?!? What do you mean theres a notification button? No one ever told me about that, facken stream chat!
I think it's safe to say I'd be able to beat DSP at any fighting game with 20 minutes of training, with both my hands tied behind my back, and only touching the buttons with my toes.
Holy shit, 4:50 is fucking BEAUTIFUL. Dude switches and phil teleports behind zero as Dante's super is going on, goddamn.
Ballade90 Best of all, I'm pretty sure that was intentional on his opponent's part. I think he saw Phil activating the teleport and swapped Zero in specifically so that would happen.
Dante stuffing Nemesis' super with his sword spin was beautiful too, even if I think that one was on accident.
Lol he blames the netcode a lot i'm in Europe and i play Americans all the time at 3-5 bars without any problems.
legs0fsteel yep the netcode in this game is godlike.
I think Phil#s internet might just be shit
The scrubbiest scrub to ever scrub
Love your content, though with this much exposure to salt I'm afraid of instant death by heart attack and stroke, haha
"i tried to block low"
*gets overhead hit by Zero while Dante is doing special*
*snort*
Salt incarnate.
"I roll with the team that i like and i'm doing well with" Yeah, we can see that Phil :)
That Iron Man-Ultron was pretty clean, I guess he had...
*Superior Attacks.*
PokeHax You have no idea how accurate that statement is.
I can never understand what he is on about when he is whining about "online grabage", can someone explain if there is some real meaning to it? And again, he is not picking the time stone to help keep up with the speedier character and he's not taking time to truly learn. He wont get far if he doesnt learn that some fights call for speed and ferocity or a mix of strength and speed not pure brute strength.
For a tl;dr of what i said, jump to 10:15, chun-li explains it better than me
And to those who read this, i can see that he thinks that air blocking is a thing, he gets juggled thinking he's blocking in mid air alot.
I can see openings is his attacks when he tries to combo from thanos
Typically in games there is a natural delay playing online due to latency. It's usually about 100ms or less if your on a good connection. It's barely noticeable. But to phil being as dumb as he is for him the delay is almost like 1000ms
Mw Roberson ok, thank you for the explaination
He also thinks literally every player other than him has devised methods to take advantage of the lag to do whatever they want.. That's his "online bullshit" that "wouldn't work offline!"
Its pretty interesting how all fighting games suffer from the same issues when he plays them
It still floors me that he is so shit that he can get struck with a 90 hit combo (I'm not criticizing the game, I know that giant combo chains are the point of it) and still talks like it was his Opponent that fucked up lol "you beat me that's why you're shit!"
i think the irs hit phil with a reality stone today.
This guy was so predictable that the Dante player read the Thanos Laura fireball >> tp behind and it's funny how he can't comprehend what happened.
"Why am I getting launched?" He jumped over the gunfire and was caught by the blade. "He didnt teleport behind!" He did indeed teleport behind him. He teleported behind Zero instead of Dante because Zero was tagged in, Phil's just too slow to notice these things.
Plot twist : Dsp said he "didn't do it" every time he fucks up an input because he actually is not the one playing, an alien came into his house and play the game instead, but is mind-controlling phil because the alien sucks at the game and figured the only human who could believe (even when mind-controlled) that he himself is so shitty is DSP.
Why can’t he just lose everything and make one last depressing vlog before he fades into nothing
Because he just doesn't wanna stay down, his cushion of "Paytreein" protects him from total failure.
I don't know, but if the rumours about the IRS coming for him are true, then not even his Paytreein can't save his sorry ass.
Who knew DSP was a Mind Reader. He knows instantly that his opponents are button mashing. What a special skill.
It's called projection.
I like how phil just does one lame combo with Thanos, an he can say when you are good or not
"Oh yeah this definitely isn't just shitty pattern gameplay."
*immediately does the one Thanos combo he ever does*
Phil's Garbage Gaming Hour has got such palpable irony, as usual.
“Yeah this guy’s totally not pattern based gameplay.” Meanwhile he’s doing the same basic thanos combo over and over again
Opponent doesn’t need fighting fundamentals because he’s ascended to a better skill level than fundamentals.
From my experience this game has really good netcode
Toby Paet yep the netcode in this game is godlike.
Wow dood, fuck you, you DARE claim the almighty DSP is WRONG!?
Col. Gob Knobbler I was just saying from my experience I apologize if I offend you
"He did one high-low mixup."
Yes. Because that mixup is called an UNBLOCKABLE mixup.
Means you have to push block before it happens to avoid it or it becomes UNBLOCKABLE.
Love how Phil talks about dashing forward mash combos yet at Thanos he literally does the same launch combo every time
'HHHHHHWHAAAA I DID LOW MEDIUM HIGH ROUND HOUSE FIREBALL AND THE GAME DID HIGH LOW DASH DIS GAEM SOOKS DOOD' I love how after every fuck up he just babbles a bunch of fighting game nonsense to justify his fuck ups.
God, Dante's model is creepy as all hell, is it an artistic direction or Capcom just being lazy as always?
it's bad face modeling, capcom has history of beautiful games
I remember when my favorite character Dante looked awesome I miss those days
I cant believe he said that first Dante/Zero player was mashing. You have to be fucking kidding me. lol. Ah the salty tears.
Avengers Infinity War would have gone much differently if Thanos in that movie was being Controlled by DSP.
Yes it would. "I didn't do that dood!!" "Nothing I could do!"
Am I the only one that thought Zero said “Slut!” At 3:34 😅
Talk about fundamentals - - Can't even block.
Holy crap. SnugglyBoss. That was a sweet ass-frying.
How come in every game his inputs don't come out, st5, injustice 2, Tekken 5, dragon ball fighters, ultra st2 and now marvel vs capcom. Just accept that are going to lose to some people who are better than you rather than crafting the same bs excuses for every game and every lose.
Necrowarrior Games ... Some?
This is even funnier given all of the Marvel tournaments this past weekend.
05:28 Now that was a panic random super
"These combos are all just spam!"
*Proceeds to spam rocket launcher.*
had a low sodium dinner earlier i should be okay.
Phil: I didn't do that.
Everyone else: Yes you did.
For someone that has tournament experience, he sure doesn't adhere to the "play to win" mentality very well.
How can people still unironically support and enjoy this guy? Enough to keep throwing money at him. Sick world we live in.
If mashing was really as effective as Phil says wouldn't he be a champ at this game??
0:59 That player is godlike.
Valty i heard he's gonna move to SALT Lake City, is that true? xD
Panda Xkills I have no idea lol that would be hilarious
that was a joke.
Awww it's cute how it went over your head. lol
"he's just mashing" yea sure Phil, I guess everyone can.mash out a fucking 90 hit combo!
Well made video sir, you just earned yourself a subscriber! Phil needs an Intelligence bobble head if you can dig it?
7.20 lmao "wuttttt I'm blocking" you can hear him tap buttons....
7:14 "WHAT?! I'm blocking I never stopped!"
*Buttons being pressed*
I always laugh when he uses the soul stone. Like, revive only to get owned again lmao
Do you guys think he even knows the meaning of "team composition"
"I can't block because I'm playing ahnline!" No, Phil your defense is wack and your reactions are as slow as molasses!
Hey if anyone wants to play a cool drinking game,Take a shot everytime phil says he couldn’t block.I don’t recommend doing this with hard alcohol.
Wow, it's like 30 minutes of Phil getting savaged in a corner XD
24:18 anyone else notice the stutter as he tried to think of something?
idk why he constantly complains the game sucks but continues to play it, no ones forcing you to play just give up on it like you do every other game you dont like.
Man I've been getting tired of DSP black. It's nice to go back to DSP classic every once in a while.
DSP was the salt monster from Star Trek.
Why does DSP use TANK PLAYERS in this game knowing that they have a high probability of getting thwomped without the opponent breaking a sweat?
This may be my favorite batch of salt yet.
I'd like to see DSP's "Perfect fighting game"
Wait I don't have this fighting game so I'm kinda new, but I'm pretty sure most of the time he said he got hit in block was because he got mixed up like LeBron dancing around an 10 year old. Also
WTF THE MIND STONE DOES THAT!?!? NANI?!
He might as well just face low difficulty ai if it's supposedly "online only issues", but I guess he's too scared that he'll humiliate himself further.
"I CAN'T BLOCK! I can't block anything he's doing."
Well Phil, there are attacks that are considered unbloackable or "blockbreakers" in some other games. But hell, what do we know, we aren't professional SF players like you.
Omfg that dancing vegeta has me hollering
4:55 Phil, you teleported behind Zero, not Dante, because Zero was tagged in. Don't be so predictable, and that won't happen
Where did all those people get the uncanny ability to block when playing online?