DSP Finally Gets Broken, Meltdown After Meltdown in a Toxic Tekken 8 Session, Trash Support Stream

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 7 месяцев назад +417

    Dsp seems like a great person. The number of times his opponent beat him is huge yet he still always says “wow, you’re a great player” to them.
    Amazing sportsmanship.

    • @NeonGlowMan
      @NeonGlowMan 7 месяцев назад +15

      Just cheel and phasitive vibes dood

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +4

      The mark of a true professional? The ability to take that L well.

    • @swineinbrine
      @swineinbrine 7 месяцев назад +1

      have you seen his mom-wife? she's even greater!

    • @Noah-vm7yl
      @Noah-vm7yl 7 месяцев назад +1

      Even though he always loses (well technically wins) because of online lag and/or illegitimate tactics, he’s such a good sport about it because he’s very intelligent and mature.

    • @excaliber2010
      @excaliber2010 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s because his opponent’s play style was so good that Phil couldn’t lie about it.

  • @lmahu6627
    @lmahu6627 7 месяцев назад +364

    "He's just pressing buttons."
    "I didn't do anything."
    Wow, jeez, Phil. I wonder why you lost.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 7 месяцев назад +41

      I can't believe his opponent pressed buttons, how dare he not let him win by doing nothing

    • @-huracan-8444
      @-huracan-8444 7 месяцев назад +9

      "I never attack, never pressed forward"

    • @pn33milan11
      @pn33milan11 7 месяцев назад +7

      "just pressing buttons".
      He says as he walks forward twice, after getting hit.
      Not sure what player he was referring to 🤪

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +4

      But he's right. All the time. Right? 🤔 😂

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 7 месяцев назад +12

      He keeps blocking the start of a combo and then he attacks in the middle of it. Then he complains that they're just spamming and their attacks beat all his attacks. Like duh Phil, they're doing a combo and have advantage. If you don't know the matchup you can't just randomly try to steal your turn back like that and then complain that everything they do beats you.

  • @Lime30373
    @Lime30373 7 месяцев назад +275

    Get hit by literally anything = spam

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +9

      Imagine if a fly hits him...

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 7 месяцев назад +4

      Smash jab

    • @derrkadurr473
      @derrkadurr473 7 месяцев назад +6

      *walks into hwoarang launcher
      spam! spam! spam!

    • @lilheinz9496
      @lilheinz9496 7 месяцев назад

      This food is so regarted that he will openly stream himself losing or dying from something and then try to receive the narrative of reality we just witnessed with whatever hilarious pignosis (maybe himself to protect his fragile massively inflated ego) everyone but mostly the dentedskulls into believing whatever BS his final word brain could muster up in THE moment......gin soaked being TBE reason why he calls it spam lag or fra.e drop, are the only possible lies he can come up with hahaha it shows how low his IQ is getting

    • @Ice-pe6vi
      @Ice-pe6vi 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@DubberRucks "Floaty ass hits dood I can't stop them"

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 7 месяцев назад +340

    Phil and Dale (LTG) are probably 2 of the worst to ever pick up a controller. It's like they were born to suck at everything they try

    • @calebstout1493
      @calebstout1493 7 месяцев назад +53

      They're literally the same person

    • @Vorloru
      @Vorloru 7 месяцев назад

      To be fair to Dale, he's not like, the worst at this game. But he's absolutely a little bitch about it

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 7 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@calebstout1493 That's an utter lie.
      LowTierGod is the black one.

    • @rayronnyd4659
      @rayronnyd4659 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@LordTyph are you sure?

    • @xpurplethighs7596
      @xpurplethighs7596 7 месяцев назад +23

      somehow I find LTG more entertaining even in his suckage

  • @seanforbes3937
    @seanforbes3937 7 месяцев назад +280

    "you did not win"
    A grown man

    • @Kawiboy
      @Kawiboy 7 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mauriciohiure2192
      @mauriciohiure2192 7 месяцев назад +7

      a soon to be 42 years old man saying this

    • @Kawiboy
      @Kawiboy 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@mauriciohiure2192 42 in years. 8 in intellect 🤣🤣✌️

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss 7 месяцев назад +4

      Game: YOU LOST

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +6

      I've seen better behaved 8 year olds though. 🤔 😂

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 7 месяцев назад +323

    Remember, it's simply a _cHaRaCtEr_ to entertain the kids

    • @DrMonty-yr1kc
      @DrMonty-yr1kc 7 месяцев назад +49

      And at the same time it’s him just being himself lol whatever narrative helps him the best that day

    • @mikefidborg1
      @mikefidborg1 7 месяцев назад

      100% Garbitch

    • @Chungus36000
      @Chungus36000 7 месяцев назад +18

      hes giving a genuine and robust meaningful experience, while also playing a character those who like to see him rage enjoy. We should all give him a 6 figure salary immediately for this hard work ack ack ack

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@Chungus36000 or, as Cobes would say, a six celery figure

    • @vtubersubs3803
      @vtubersubs3803 7 месяцев назад +7

      But I thought he wasn't a children's entertainer!

  • @Niteeri
    @Niteeri 7 месяцев назад +84

    To be able to consistently use the excuse of "That's not what I pressed, it gave me [blank] when I wanted to do [blank]" for years is absolutely incredible.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 7 месяцев назад +4

      He even did that in training mode and blamed, you guessed it, the joystick . Its such a weird cope since he doesnt replace the stick or switch to a controller because he knows the inputs drops because of mashing , something he also admitted to when playing MK1. He is such a strange specimen.

    • @lestonclark2398
      @lestonclark2398 7 месяцев назад +1

      The fact that hes mashing during strings is hilarious...😂😂😂 then he gets mad when he gets clipped thats like mashing during Bryan's 1,2,1 and gets mad when the last hit counter hits him..😂😂😂

    • @Hellcaiser4
      @Hellcaiser4 5 месяцев назад

      I would like your comment my friend…but you have 69 likes 🤣🤣

  • @Soulmakerc
    @Soulmakerc 7 месяцев назад +104

    Idk how he cant see how terrible it looks for him when he acts like this and then turns around and says he enjoys the game.

    • @Dragon_Lair
      @Dragon_Lair 7 месяцев назад +24

      He bans anyone who points it out. That way he doesn't have to know.

    • @Soulmakerc
      @Soulmakerc 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Dragon_Lairliving in that 10 year bubble

    • @scottwallace5239
      @scottwallace5239 7 месяцев назад +4

      This is what makes me believe that this is all an act on his part, which is even sadder
      He thinks this is entertaining to people who don't actively dislike him

    • @nathanielbeven9052
      @nathanielbeven9052 7 месяцев назад

      @allace5239or, and stay with me on this, he is an egotistical sociopath

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 7 месяцев назад +2

      He does have some awareness at least just not in the right way. Like when he's fighting the Lee late in the video and says, "He's not good he didn't even do any combos." Then the lee immediately combos him for like half his health and he cries, "Look at this BS off of just one comb--(realizes what he just said)--FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!"

  • @Itstheguido
    @Itstheguido 7 месяцев назад +101

    Let’s not forget, this man’s 42 years old with a business degree (supposedly)

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 7 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah. Fill graduated from the Wimp Lo Academy of Business. "I am bankrupt, making me the victor".

    • @ittybits
      @ittybits 7 месяцев назад +1

      (Machewur adult)

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +2

      A business degree probably printed off the internet.

    • @ShooterMcGavin870
      @ShooterMcGavin870 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@crazyworld54321nice Kung Pow reference!

    • @mau5pilot854
      @mau5pilot854 7 месяцев назад

      Did he get that at helicopter school?

  • @davidrosensin7985
    @davidrosensin7985 7 месяцев назад +165

    That King at 10:43
    That was satisfying.
    "It's lack of character knowledge" on a character he played for multiple streams and has played in multiple Tekkens lolol. You can't make this shit up.

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX 7 месяцев назад +36

      The character where he calls out EVERY wrasstle wrasstle move by name

    • @Bad_Gazpacho
      @Bad_Gazpacho 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@austin9568AuraMasterDX No need to call me out like that...

    • @xSnarfsx
      @xSnarfsx 7 месяцев назад +10

      That's not even the worst part. If you or I go up against a king, we'll have to go to the replay or training or look up stuff in order to learn things about characters. He simply has to ask his chat to look it up while he's mid match. He blames knowledge checks as if they're the problem. No, you're the problem for not learning it lol.

    • @real96
      @real96 7 месяцев назад +5

      He literally called King a broken character lmao he wasn't broken when Phail used him though, they just released a super secret no one even knows about patch just because he stopped using him to make him broken

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 7 месяцев назад +3

      King: *Probably the easiest character in the game next to Paul*
      Phil: “LACK OF CHARACTER KNOWLEDGE DOOODDDD”

  • @MartinPutniorz
    @MartinPutniorz 7 месяцев назад +20

    "If your opponent keeps spamming a move, you're spamming a mistake."

  • @yaboideviin3240
    @yaboideviin3240 7 месяцев назад +80

    Apparently, doing a combo/move= mashing/spamming buttons. DSP, the self-proclaimed best fighting game player ladies and gentlemen

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z 7 месяцев назад +7

      If the opponent will press more than one button every 5 seconds then it's spamming

    • @metamath327
      @metamath327 7 месяцев назад +3

      I can literally hear him mashing on his buttons while he calls them masters
      Oh and calling them a spammer on their first move

    • @Black_Aces
      @Black_Aces 7 месяцев назад +4

      He thinks block pressuring and oki is button spamming, remember this guy's a professional 😂

  • @donjuan8124
    @donjuan8124 7 месяцев назад +90

    I guess the only thing you have to do to beat Phil is mash buttons lol those guys always beat his ass

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 7 месяцев назад +22

      Out of context dood! They also aren't timing anything and just somehow always guess right while Fill always guesses wrong. And they have better connection which means they benefit from the lag. As well, they also have a worse connection which also means they benefit from the lag.
      Nothing was earned. These guys are just a bunch of scrubby pattern players that cheat. No skill. KAH MAHN!!

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +1

      Phil's not wrong though. He IS pressing buttons. Just in the wrong order/timing. 😂

    • @MurphysSlaw992
      @MurphysSlaw992 7 месяцев назад

      Don't forget about all that laaag

  • @mr.dr.fitzgerald
    @mr.dr.fitzgerald 7 месяцев назад +50

    Could you imagine being his wife and having to hear his incessant yapping echoing through your home for hours on end?

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 7 месяцев назад +11

      No, I can't. I can't imagine at all how embarrassing it must be for Kat. I pity her.

    • @zeedude8026
      @zeedude8026 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s hard to hear pigroach crying and screeching against the sound of getting her cheeks clapped by Tyrone LOL

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 7 месяцев назад +16

      I can’t imagine being dented enough to marry Phil in the first place

    • @ThatGuy-me8wb
      @ThatGuy-me8wb 7 месяцев назад +7

      I can only assume she eats to cope with the stress.

    • @deathbunny3048
      @deathbunny3048 6 месяцев назад

      Don't worry, she's out most of the time gettin' blacked anyway XD

  • @zersch.
    @zersch. 7 месяцев назад +36

    Dude I love nothing more than how he deems his opponents "horrible people" during his tantrums.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +3

      Dude's convinced he's Teflon coated at this point. 😂

  • @sonsofkojimarip
    @sonsofkojimarip 7 месяцев назад +35

    Fill is absolutely the most insufferable bundle of sticks on the internet. It's truly amazing how everything they do is somehow a counter to his move, almost like they're better players than him?!?😱

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +2

      Right? Almost like THEY have studied counters to characters and learnt their movesets. But no, that's not possible, they're spamming! 😂

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 7 месяцев назад +89

    32:45 "This battle replay has been added to your favorites." I legit had tears in my eyes from laughing to hard.

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 7 месяцев назад +10

      I guess he loved that match lol

    • @joakimsen87
      @joakimsen87 7 месяцев назад +2

      Samesies

    • @jtbrah6995
      @jtbrah6995 7 месяцев назад +3

      🤣 I’m glad someone else caught that too! I was dying laughing man

  • @kenjiropakwan1714
    @kenjiropakwan1714 7 месяцев назад +47

    opponent breathes = spam

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 7 месяцев назад

      Opponent even dares to touch their controller = horrible person.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад

      Opponent beats him: That guy's a cheater. I couldn't block anything.

    • @knightmareGS
      @knightmareGS 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@DubberRucksnah cheater only play against 15arakin

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 7 месяцев назад +76

    But according to Phil, he only rages once or twice playing this game.
    Try the entire time and I love it, more 🧂 on those 🍟 Phil!

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh but these are just factual observations dood.And and and its not like you see REE rage ALL the time fair enough?

    • @swineinbrine
      @swineinbrine 7 месяцев назад

      he rages pre break till break does a "sneaky" pull ahhffstream comes back from break and rages till wrap up only raged 2 times. proved you wrong mohrans snort

    • @swineinbrine
      @swineinbrine 7 месяцев назад

      the likes are nice right now please no one mess it up

  • @naterivers6107
    @naterivers6107 7 месяцев назад +17

    I know there is some poor Yoshimitsu main convulsing on the floor hearing this swine whine out "It stuffs everything! I have not options!"

  • @Arthur-uu3px
    @Arthur-uu3px 7 месяцев назад +33

    Whenever I'm having a bad day and start to get down on myself I try to always remember that things could be worse. At least I'm not DSP.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +1

      There's your skillset. And there's Phil's. Wait, did I say "skillset"? Never mind.

    • @waywardkitten1
      @waywardkitten1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Real talk

    • @Iheartdrumzz
      @Iheartdrumzz 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @generalgk
    @generalgk 7 месяцев назад +51

    Salt... salt never changes...

    • @mrthaimaster
      @mrthaimaster 7 месяцев назад

      Haha its Gout... Gout never changes my D00dz

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад

      Emperor Saltpatine: Yes, yeeesss!!! Let the salt flow through you!

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад

      Emperor Saltpatine: Yes, yeeesss!!! Let the salt flow through you!

    • @JuanPerez-bd6yg
      @JuanPerez-bd6yg 5 месяцев назад

      Fallout reference?.

  • @NoSleeveRealVests
    @NoSleeveRealVests 7 месяцев назад +25

    “I have NO clue what’s happening, but it’s definitely spam!!” lol

  • @MajorSquiggles
    @MajorSquiggles 7 месяцев назад +23

    DSP: I shouldn't have rematched this is terrible, I don't want to play against this scrub.
    Also DSP: Wow what a loser he wont even rematch me!

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up 7 месяцев назад +59

    I love how DSP uses the same excuses in tekken as he does in SF

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 7 месяцев назад +10

      And mortal combat.

    • @ChocoSpray08
      @ChocoSpray08 7 месяцев назад +7

      He's been using the same excuses in fighting games since he was pointing his camera at the TV screen over a decade ago!

  • @EnvelopingSounds
    @EnvelopingSounds 7 месяцев назад +31

    "what a horrible person and a horrible player" lmaoooooooooooo

  • @LyhneInc
    @LyhneInc 7 месяцев назад +40

    The chat was the weirdest shit with dents dating each other and pretending being a couple.
    They really need to get laid or at least touch grass.

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch 7 месяцев назад +9

      Hopefully Phil never notices because he's married

    • @novarat4089
      @novarat4089 7 месяцев назад

      legitimately all mentally handicapped, thats the kind of shit twelve year old emo kids do when they first discover the internet

    • @rexisright
      @rexisright 7 месяцев назад +5

      wtf he's actually running a nursery isn't he

    • @LyhneInc
      @LyhneInc 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@rexisright It was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in a stream chat I think.

    • @321Tdog
      @321Tdog 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@rexisright A nursery where all the kids have disposable income

  • @MauZangetsu
    @MauZangetsu 7 месяцев назад +26

    Imagine someone complaining about King doing grabs.
    *K I N G*

  • @GANGST
    @GANGST 7 месяцев назад +7

    Don’t often comment on these, but the Sons of Kojima hit the nail on the head when they said that fighting games are Phill at his “best worst.” It’s like he becomes an entirely different person when he plays Tekken.
    In other words, I plan on getting Tekken 8 soon as I want to see how it’s like following Tekken 7.

  • @HUKIT.
    @HUKIT. 7 месяцев назад +22

    Dripping with positivity…

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 7 месяцев назад +9

      Very chill and pahstive dood.

  • @nomenclature7662
    @nomenclature7662 7 месяцев назад +9

    I don't think DSP understands that if you press a button while blocking........... You are therefore not blocking....

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад

      confused DSP face.

  • @OddShapedHead_Phil
    @OddShapedHead_Phil 7 месяцев назад +10

    It was nice to see Pigroach play against someone who was actually good with Yoshimitsu

  • @ChaserTech
    @ChaserTech 7 месяцев назад +10

    I watched his stream for the sake of it since I play Yoshimitsu. It's horrid.
    Dude abuses Yoshi's rainbow throw constantly then complains when he can't break throws. 💀
    There was also a Paul main that completely wrecked him. The guy was a solid player. Yet DSP kept calling his win "unearned". Can't wait to see him try to get his way into Purple Ranks. He won't get far after that.

    • @FuncrusheRR
      @FuncrusheRR 7 месяцев назад +1

      If his opponents can throw break consistently. I don't think phil could win any of his games.
      also love your videos helped me learn some dmc4 techs but still not good enough lol.

    • @ChaserTech
      @ChaserTech 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@FuncrusheRR Yeah he's gonna have a hard time if he ever reaches to Purple Ranks, hell even upper Red ranks will give him trouble.
      Also thanks man. Glad you like my content.

  • @mothra6652
    @mothra6652 7 месяцев назад +9

    If somebody swapped out the Tekken 8 footage with Street Fighter 6 we'd be none the wiser, because not a damn thing would change with this man

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 7 месяцев назад

      Just close your eyes and it’ll sound all the same.

  • @YoItsGhosty
    @YoItsGhosty 7 месяцев назад +10

    ive never played tekken before and it was crazy watching dsp go up against another yoshimitsu and seeing all the things the character is capable of he plays every match the same way

  • @ladymctavish3299
    @ladymctavish3299 7 месяцев назад +17

    At least we know Phil's weakness. Button presses

    • @4nando234
      @4nando234 7 месяцев назад +2

      and low attacks. Just like LTG

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 7 месяцев назад +3

      buttons are detractors

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 7 месяцев назад +11

    "I'm not rude to people, what are you talking about?
    Also Phil: "What a fuckin' loser, hAHahaHJA!"

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +2

      Point it out to him? "You're bee-anned!"

  • @nervosadustbolt9642
    @nervosadustbolt9642 7 месяцев назад +28

    I loved watching KING, my man. Kicking the snot out of this little punk. hahaha

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 7 месяцев назад +8

      Especially after he misused King as the start of all this garbage online playing so it’s always nice to see a King destroy him.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад

      So at this point he's poKing fun at DSP every time he shows up online.

  • @Tyman305
    @Tyman305 7 месяцев назад +11

    "The Gloves Are Off"
    you got that right phil!

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 7 месяцев назад +17

    Kat is downstairs crying while this 41-year-old man-baby throws tantrums and slams his controller. 🤣

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +3

      Surprised he hasn't shown up on 47rage at this point. 😂

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 7 месяцев назад +4

      Crying and eating. Drowning the tears in Doordash!

    • @RobertTarlow
      @RobertTarlow 7 месяцев назад +2

      The poor arcade stick didn’t deserve it from Phil abusing it.

  • @thesamon123
    @thesamon123 7 месяцев назад +21

    Calling lees spammers is funny

  • @bunsintodreams
    @bunsintodreams 7 месяцев назад +10

    "He's just pressing buttons."
    Isn't that how video games are played?

    • @Frostbite12211983
      @Frostbite12211983 3 дня назад

      That's not what that phrase means. It's another way of calling them nutty, reckless.

  • @jstratton1981
    @jstratton1981 7 месяцев назад +9

    Imagine if you will, a comedy movie scene of phil in some Roadhouse bar brawl using his fighting game excuses.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +4

      Imagine Phil as a BOSS in that. Every time you attack him he spams his lines at you. Tells you you're spamming. 🤣

  • @Pastregulation
    @Pastregulation 7 месяцев назад +12

    He’s mad he can’t do that bs op throw he spams anymore lolol

  • @ORBrunner
    @ORBrunner 7 месяцев назад +6

    LTG complains about mashers, scrubs and rogs, DSP complains about blocks and lags... does this make 6Arakin their adopted son?

  • @Mr.Serious1
    @Mr.Serious1 7 месяцев назад +10

    I genuinely commend your grit for watching and editing these matches. I don't know how he doesn't get tired of his own whining.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +2

      But he's so pahsitive dood! 🤔 🤣

  • @MinecwaftBeans
    @MinecwaftBeans 7 месяцев назад +11

    32:43 in his blind piggy rage he saved the clip of that guy beating his ass 😂

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +5

      Even the game wanted in on the trolling at that point.

  • @rafaelkresmar3998
    @rafaelkresmar3998 7 месяцев назад +5

    DSP : Support is really slow but you guys are enjoying it so why aren't you paying me?
    Also DSP : This is trash gameplay, this sucks, I can't do anything, it's lack of character knowledge

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 7 месяцев назад +26

    “I let you get away with so much 💩”
    Did Ackdolf Pigler really just say he let them get away with winning?😂😂😂
    8:30 another ack ack ack to add to the collection next time Pigroach’s denial kicks in that he doesn’t ack ack ack.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +3

      Admiral ACK-ACK-ACKbar: It's a trap!

  • @Kankuro1138
    @Kankuro1138 7 месяцев назад +22

    "What's for dinner Khet?"
    "SPAM"

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 7 месяцев назад +4

      Phil: "I don't like SPAM!"

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 7 месяцев назад +4

      Khet: “Sit down and shut up!”

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 7 месяцев назад +5

    "They keep attacking." You don't say?

  • @monkeyenthusiast4541
    @monkeyenthusiast4541 7 месяцев назад +6

    walks back for 5 seconds straight under no pressure
    “when do i get to attack 🤡

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 7 месяцев назад +10

    The lolcow of the gaming community.!

  • @hatsuneelissu5924
    @hatsuneelissu5924 7 месяцев назад +6

    dsp : does a move that makes him wide open
    other player : Hits dsp
    dsp : WHAT!! SPAM! YOU SUCK! ITS ALL SPAM!!!! TRASH. CHAM AN DUUD!

  • @ActionJacksonForever
    @ActionJacksonForever 7 месяцев назад +5

    Sodium : Maximum level!

  • @depressionyachts
    @depressionyachts 7 месяцев назад +26

    I popped in his stream to see what it was all about, and man I thought people were just cutting parts of him raging but he's like this 24/7 and its sad. Doesn't help that he has a bunch of stans dickriding his every move too. Truly a weird world we live in.

    • @Wzrd100
      @Wzrd100 7 месяцев назад

      Many of those dick riding are LARPers-- detractors pretending to be fans. It's a weird world indeed

  • @zyxc1754
    @zyxc1754 7 месяцев назад +6

    It feels like Christmas whenever Phil gives us content like this

  • @boltsy1395
    @boltsy1395 7 месяцев назад +6

    the voices in his head was really goin off like crazy.

    • @Ashkihyena
      @Ashkihyena 7 месяцев назад +3

      Gin brain going crazy tonight

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 7 месяцев назад +5

    30:53 Phil claims the guy didn’t do a combo.
    31:00 Phil admits the guy does combos, but doesn’t want to admit it completely, so he defaults to “F this!”.

  • @ChrisJohnson-db2ts
    @ChrisJohnson-db2ts 7 месяцев назад +6

    In every game piggler has a rant after rant

  • @erikb.5855
    @erikb.5855 7 месяцев назад +4

    Dsp:
    "I dont know what moves he is doing!"
    "I dont know the timing!"
    "I couldnt get up!"
    Dsp: "this guy sucks, guize"

  • @tjstarzz9231
    @tjstarzz9231 7 месяцев назад +5

    Ahh the King of Hate has reclaimed his throne. And taking home only $57 from the daystream? Firm fucking handshakes all around, lads!

  • @theopulentone1650
    @theopulentone1650 7 месяцев назад +4

    That has to be the lamest looke Yoshimitsu costume I've ever seen. Way to make an interesting character look dull, Phil.

  • @emeraldgryphon2494
    @emeraldgryphon2494 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love this. The switch up lol. Every other round it's "insert bs thing characters can do". But its the lag the second he queued into someone playing yoshi too lol

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +3

      All the while a meter at the bottom shows how much is really being dropped...

  • @LogamusPrime
    @LogamusPrime 7 месяцев назад +4

    As much as I love tekken. It’s extremely healthy to step away and don’t take losing too seriously. Phillip takes it extremely personal. Crazy manchild syndrome

  • @NotTheWerewolf
    @NotTheWerewolf 7 месяцев назад +6

    Tekken is close to that spot on the couch next to SF6

  • @IamTony666
    @IamTony666 7 месяцев назад +5

    I think DSP needs an $800 joystick to compete competitively. That'll definitely help like it did with SF6.

  • @lordkane8911
    @lordkane8911 7 месяцев назад +3

    I'm going to point this out again. Does this sound like a guy with a happy marriage? Does this sound like a person who gets laid? No.
    He's so regarded that he doesn't know what Frame Advantages mean. Frame Advantages in fighting games refers to the difference in recovery time between the attacker and the defender after an attack is executed. If the attacker recovers faster, they have a frame advantage, allowing them to act before the defender can, potentially leading to further attacks or pressure. Conversely, if the defender recovers quicker, the attacker might be at a disadvantage, leaving them vulnerable to counterattacks.
    This tart can't figure that out and that's why he's never allowed in the fgc with us.

  • @bubu8649
    @bubu8649 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Battle replay has been added to favorites" the angry stick slamming lmao.

  • @ikalosus-sz9ys
    @ikalosus-sz9ys 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lee does just frame moves.
    "He's not even timing his moves" is my favorite thing.

  • @filthfilth1258
    @filthfilth1258 7 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine playing the Yo-Man and you absolutely under no circumstances ever use the move Flash.

  • @Hurricane047
    @Hurricane047 7 месяцев назад +2

    "he's just pressing buttons"
    well yeah Phil, I don't think many people are playing Tekken with voice commands

  • @7venXIII
    @7venXIII 7 месяцев назад +4

    3 different people kicked him multiple times to death like this 24:47 because he wouldn't tech after knock down lmao

  • @skykra1962
    @skykra1962 7 месяцев назад +6

    That king tossed his salad

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk 7 месяцев назад +5

    he'll admit he knows nothing about tekken but won't accept that maybe actually he's thinking about the game entirely wrong and the things he thinks are spam are actually extremely intentional

  • @omnimaster1
    @omnimaster1 7 месяцев назад +4

    Whenever he says spam, you should put a can of spam on screen

  • @bioswat96
    @bioswat96 7 месяцев назад +2

    He's not even playing 2D game in 3D. It's 1.5D. Doesn't block, doesn't react, doesn't learn animations. Even ltg tries

  • @Masamaki21
    @Masamaki21 7 месяцев назад +1

    TL;DR I've only just started playing this game recently with zero Tekken knowledge beforehand and I somehow know more than Phil.
    Azucena fight - "it's either 1 or 2 right?"
    You're failing to break the grab because it's not a 1 or 2 it's 1+2.
    Steve fight -"he stuffs my launcher!"
    Why are you even trying to launch in the middle of your opponent's fast 3 hit combo?? Steve's clearly got frame advantage on you.
    "Why did that crumple me??"
    You were clearly still attacking when he hit you with the hook.
    King fight - "i'm holding back, I didn't do anything!"
    Exactly, you didn't do anything, you just held back. That is clearly a low punch, you need to hold down back to block it, DSP.
    He can't even feign character knowledge, he's played king. He should know Stomach smash is a low punch and even if he didn't you can clearly see it's a low punch.
    "i can't get out of that low kick to throw, I can't escape it"
    It's not like the set up wasn't already done on you once, the king does a low kick into a muscle buster. Either block/parry the low kick, duck the grab, or tech the throw.
    "I don't know how to break these throws.."
    Dude, you've been playing tekken for years and you basically mained paul and king... how haven't you figured out how to break his combo throws??
    The initial grab at 12:36 wasn't even breakable, he caught you from behind.

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow 7 месяцев назад +4

    I would love to see him play against ltg cause they both use the same excuse of button mashers so what happens when they play each other.

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 7 месяцев назад +1

    Such a amazing sportsmanship. Any time he gets hit, he claims it's "spam". He just can't accept that he sucks in fighting games(or any games for that matter) and has to act like whiny baby.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 7 месяцев назад +1

    Every time Phil plays a fighting game, his fans must think, "Oh gee, I wonder what he's gonna say about the game..?"

  • @DeadEndScreamer
    @DeadEndScreamer 4 месяца назад +2

    I figured it out, Phill pignotised himself into thinking he does everything well, it's so obvious to anyone watching exactly why he keeps getting his ass kicked but he's just straight up denying all his mistakes.

  • @shinatoIV
    @shinatoIV 4 месяца назад +1

    Hwoarang: "He just keeps kicking"
    Steve: "He just keeps punching"
    This guy isn't even trolling and that makes his raging even funnier

  • @Artistic_Skitzo
    @Artistic_Skitzo 7 месяцев назад +6

    I feel like dsp and ltg would make an adorable couple

  • @Bumbleoni
    @Bumbleoni 7 месяцев назад +6

    DSP spamming those excuses nonstop

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 7 месяцев назад +1

      Press X to excuse.

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety 7 месяцев назад +12

    May God Bless You, Memology101- lovingly (pause) from an agnostic

  • @ppikach64
    @ppikach64 4 месяца назад +2

    Everytime he said "i didn't do nothin and it hit me" he was literally just inputing something

  • @DaimonAnimations
    @DaimonAnimations 7 месяцев назад +4

    So, the only way to fill the criteria of "good players" for him is for them to play like a noob and lose to him, otherwise, they are mashers that "cheat". LOL!

    • @randomrandumbness8437
      @randomrandumbness8437 7 месяцев назад

      Nah, cuz then you're "a fucking loser"
      How do his so-called followers watch this guy? Just as fatally toxic when he wins as he is when he loses, goddamn...

  • @BasedF-15Pilot
    @BasedF-15Pilot 7 месяцев назад +4

    RANDUMB SOOPER. Every super this little piggy has seen has been random.

  • @Althecor
    @Althecor 7 месяцев назад +1

    He's not even complaining about mashing anymore. He's getting angry that his opponent is PUSHING BUTTONS LMAO

  • @MrDewie
    @MrDewie 7 месяцев назад +2

    His face hits everything. How can they be mashing when they are mid juggle?

  • @jamesonsaleta41
    @jamesonsaleta41 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:43 I like how he's yelling "How do I stop it I can't stop it," accidentally stops it by spamming 2, then gets hit again and can't process that he just learned how to stop it lmao

  • @0wn3dforlife
    @0wn3dforlife 7 месяцев назад +2

    "im not fast enough to stop the mixups" 💀💀💀

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 7 месяцев назад +4

    😂😂😂 the spam up kicks was funny asf all the way to a perfect

  • @Pastregulation
    @Pastregulation 7 месяцев назад +3

    Plays everyday - “ I don’t have the character knowledge to beat the spam duuuude”

  • @DieHardjagged
    @DieHardjagged 7 месяцев назад +2

    "I dOnT hAvE tHe ChArAcTeR kNoWlEdGe"

  • @ItsmeVel
    @ItsmeVel 7 месяцев назад +2

    As someone who tried to learn Lee, calling him a button masher is an actual crime

  • @ellofty6248
    @ellofty6248 7 месяцев назад +1

    @3.29 rare audio of Khet casually trotting past the office

  • @thehale_
    @thehale_ 7 месяцев назад +1

    6:57 Yoda reacting to Ahsoka leaving the Jedi order

  • @k1n63d
    @k1n63d 7 месяцев назад +3

    It's always the other guy's internet connection. DSP is the most unlucky player of video games in the world as he is always facing off against people who still use AOL dial up internet.
    Then again it could be DSP who uses AOL dial up internet connection as he still communicates only through email because he probably loves to still hear the "you've got mail" voice alert. 🤪