Can’t really blame him DSP is one of the rare 0.0000000001 percent of people who suffers input lag every match and his moves never come out nothing he could do
a novel idea would be practice a lot against the bot characters and learn their moves before going into pvp when it's possible someone has mained the same character for years or even decades. whoda thunk.
He had the same pings on day one when he was winning it was fine now he's getting clapped, its lag. He already has the excuse pre loaded before the loss.
2:57 The guy gets hit with a running attack, obviously putting Zafina into her lowest stance. What’s Phil’s reaction? Hopkick I’m convinced that this man has to be a joke manufactured by the FGC
@@rabbyd542 Phil caters to the "oddball characters" because they're heavy with slow movesets which aligns with his oldhead reflexes that way he can blame the "matchup" or simply how the "character is built" instead of his lack of skill so yeah nothing new there lmao
Before I even watch the video: - Mashing jab/kick - Your connection sucks - It dropped my combo! - I can't block - I can't get up How accurate was I? 😅
It seems like he's decided his favorite excuse is going to be spam combined with bitching about not knowing what anything about who's kicking his ass at any given time.
I have never ever seen one man before DSP be so bad and braindead at any sort of game. Even my 50 year old father who plays for like 2 hours per week, stoned out of his brains plays better than FartSydePig. It's truly a testament to how smooth Phil's brain is.
Yeah, it’s extremely tiring at this point to literally hear the same excuses for every game for so many years. I feel quite unhealthy lately watching him. I still haven’t received my spoons in the mail either.
I don't think it's harder than SF, but ot's different and DSP is unable to learn things. He wants to win instantly instead of learning how to play. The dood doesn't even dodge attacks.
> i don't like that i was beaten by combo spam Welcome to Tekken, piggy.. you get juggled when you get caught slipping lmao Dude is a 40yr old self proclaimed fighting game enthusiast and doesn't even know shit about the second most popular Japanese fighting game
He was never a gamer, pre RUclips the only games he played were SNES games, he slept on every other console until the PS3 era. He shits on all the games he never played or missed out on too, It's why he hates Halo 1 and Metal Gear Solid series. It's also why he doesn't even get Tekken, he never played it until he was on youtube for content. He can't even block, side step or parry lol.
My youngest brother has mained King since Tekken 6 and seeing Phil play King is such a disgrace. 😣 Granted, I can’t play King lol. I stick to Jun/Asuka.
I love the fact that he never admits he has to improve and try at the game. He might get a tiny amount of respect for that. It's just excuses, excuses, excuses.
That's what a decade of social isolation does. He has lost all perspective on what a game is. With friends around he might hear the phrase "chill man, it's just a game" enough that it would soak into his smooth brain.
Same as with SF6, Phil's idea of improvement is watching and copying better players. That's not a joke - he hypes up watching others as if next stream he'll be of equivalent ability. Studying frames and stuff? That's for nerds dood
Everyone saw this coming from 10 miles away.. dude is going to get juggled for days, using the same old excuses and cope he uses in Street Fighter while knowing absolutely nothing about Tekken
Let me get this straight. The guy who got a first place award in Tekken 3 and has played Tekken 7: 1. Can't sidestep 2. Doesn't know about universal 10 frame jabs. 3. Has no concept of counterhit, ducking, or parrying 4. Has no understanding of meaty attacks. 5. Calls out chars as gimmicks for having a low stance 6. Doesn't try to learn a matchup as he goes and instead says "I can't do anything." 7. Calls a whiff punish a "Random super" 8. Thinks that always being ready to find a way to launch a combo in a combo game like Tekken 8 is "Combo spam" There is no other place where you can get such low IQ fighting game takes. At least LTG talks about the games he plays in broad strokes.
@@lechaatr193 Ling Xiaoyu's entire gimmick is that you have to be competent at the game and know every matchup to use her. As for Zafina yeah lows are her gimmick but he could easily go to the lab and learn to counter her.
To add onto that, has no concept of hit strings being uninterruptible with ANY move, causing him to whine that "I can't do anything he's spamming combos!" when he's eating Lee's WS2,3 which cannot be interrupted in any capacity lmao
The jab spam was the worst offender. Like really dude? There's a million ways out of jab spam. DSP somehow still hasn't discovered the concept of dodging attacks or even using a power crush.
DSP literally has no idea how Tekken works. As a long-time Tekken fan, I'm having a blast with Tekken 8. Most of these players aren't "spamming combos" Phil. They're punishing your failed attempts to attack them by using fast frame start-ups, eventually leading to powerful combos. They're decent players who understand Tekken's design on a basic level. You can counter this by prioritising throws, parries, and blocks. You ARE playing King after all, the perfect character for just that... You always keep saying, "I have no clue what to do!" So you need to hit the Practice Mode and spend some time figuring out the best situational attacks for King instead of blaming the game, its characters, and its players... Even if it means having some Practice Mode streams (there's a new stream idea for you Phil...).
I love how he says Hworang spammed kicks when his fighting style is Tae Kwon Do , it specailizes in kicks and mos tof his combos are kicks with very few punches involved XD. Another thing, he’s playing King and not doing any grapples to do chunks of health, he’s just shin kicking uppercut, and normal grabbing.
@@TheWonkster yeah I can see that, I’m not a tekken analyst or veteran but I’ve played Tekken 4 , 5, 6 and 7. But I can grasp an idea of what the old roster characters are capable of. He’s just terrible
Ever noticed that any time Phil has lost, he has never once said something like "good game. That player was good" And honestly, who cares if someone is spamming a combo. You do what works to win. And if using the same combo against an opponent works, then do it. That's a testament to how bad phil is if someone can spam the same move and combo all fight and win
Yea, the fact that he uses "They do the same thing repeatedly" as an excuse is so embarrassing. Unless the thing they are spamming is legitimately broken that should just make it easier to win.
He does but it's pretty uncommon. He'll usually start a stream relatively positive, but as soon as he goes on a losing streak ... oh boy. The real Phil emerges.
Ya, I haven't played a tekken game seriously since tekken 5. I went to Mortal kombat for a while, but decided to try tekken 8. I tried online, got my shit pushed in, and I was like ok might have to somewhat relearn tekken.
@@coltonwilkie241how dose he suck at mario litteraly like one of the easiest games to beat lol how terrible can you be at a game videos games are just not his thing
"He teleported down to a crouching position and thats not what happened on my screen" might be the best excuse ever for the opponent ducking to escape a grab.
@@TheSpectre2300 lol he doesnt understand that the opponent can sidestep to duck attacks either. He is forever stuck in the 2d level one of Street fighter 2.
Tekken is hard as hell for a newcomer. You will suck ass like everyone else did at one point. But Phil can't allow that, he is the pro gamer who receives his tips because he is a god at fighting games.
For some reason seeing DSP on Warrior rank after me barely scraping to get to Marauder back in T7(on Shaheen) pains me on a whole different level. And motivates me to grind those numbers and get into the lab, to be better than that sorry excuse of an fgc player. It's been only four days since T8 launched and I already love it with all my heart.
@@panzerfaust8452 don't worry man, they squashed the ranks so the Warrior and up ranks are the new green ranks. At warrior you don't lose progress for losses, you just get nothing. You can get to Warrior with sheer brute force, which is what Phil doeos
@@S-Groovean actual physical one from a mall tournament from 98’ not a psn trophy if you look hard enough you can find the video of Phil telling the story.
"I pressed the button! Omg it didn't go down! It dropped my input. Ack ack ack look my bread is just sitting there. You saw me toast it. I did nothing wrong. Tips would really help tonight"
Time for everyone’s favourite segment, Dave’s day off! Yes! So yesterday Kat wanted more toast so I get the bread. I put it in the toaster, and leave to take a wizz ack ack ack I almost peed my pants dood. I come back after 20 seconds and guess what? The toast isn’t done! Kat’s at the dinner table crying and we don’t know what to do. We think the toaster might be broken, and we don’t have the money to buy a new one. We ordered Doordash for 2 pieces of toast and it was only $20. With that in mind, I need your support more than ever because our toaster is broken and I HAD to pay for Doordash to feed muh Mom- muh wife. I don’t what we’re gonna do, I might not be able to buy Jasper cat food this week.
Phil making cereal: *pours milk and it overflows* whut? The milk kept pouring and I didn’t even have my haend ahn it. I stahped tilting it in time it’s just dumb man. *snort*
The sad thing is; in Tekken thats a legitimate part of the game, but hes not stating that because he recognizes its a weak matchup for him; hes saying that so he can lose and pretend hes better than the opponent
The game does have a neutral block. But it does not block everything, it is recomended to hold back (unless it is a low, of course). But, yeah, the Pig is mashing!
11:12 "He's not outplaying me, it's just lack of character knowledge" that is literally being outplayed by someone that knows the moves and counters. That's like me playing tennis against Roger Federer and saying he's not outplaying me, it's just my lack of game knowledge.
"Well I'm glad he stopped playing SF6 because of how bad it is, now we can see him play a real fighting ga- oh it's still laggy, drops his inputs and nothing has changed... huh" -DSP dents I can't imagine him playing this as long as SF6, he knows even less about Tekken mechanics than modern Street Fighter.
I was watching him get destroyed at the end of his stream and his chat is beyond weird. One dent begging for the discord of another dent with an anime profile pic who was talking about foot massages and everyone else was spamming Phil’s terrible channel emojis. Taking advantage of mentally challenged viewers through guilt tripping is Phil’s entire business model. They don’t even care that he sucks at games because they’re too busy being weird in his chat.
DSP hates his fans. Why do you think that he always snorts in his streams when he is alone(when his wife was on stream he never snorted) that's also the reason why he wanted to do a documentary, to gain newer viewers that will sympathize with him. But decided to cancel it after he watched Gundam's video and heard that Mike will try to have people that worked in WWE Champions.
It's all spiralling out of control so fast with Dave lately. It feels like the big one is coming. At the least, I expect we will see a monumental meltdown of epic proportions in the very near future. Or, if lucky, this will all finally get him to appear as a blip on YT's radar and they will finally take the necessary and long overdue action.
I was literally waiting for it to happen. Phil whined that Hwaorang was spamming kick attacks. Maybe that's because 99% of Hwaorang's move set is kick based.
"I still can't up. I still can't get up! I STILL can't get up!!" Is allowed to get up, only to go back down to a predictable jumpable low while using a character that actually has decent jump attacks. Never change, Phil. Not that you were ever even considering doing that anyway.
If only someone would go to the replay not only to watch, but use the new feature that lets you reenact those moments where the mistakes were made to see what could have been done better instead of complaining. If only
The game's best new feature is the replay system that let's you load up any of your past matches to rewatch the ass whooping you just took. Then during the replay you can actually take control of either character, at any point, to try something new in order to learn the match up more and quickly cycle through alternative options to beat the losing situation you were in. It's amazing that he has no interest in this and simply feels entitled to be good at the game while putting in the least amount of effort. If he spent less time smacking his lips/kissing his own teeth, slapping the controller and complaining he might have time to analyse what was going on, but no, he's too mentally backward for that.
Such an amazing feature for people learning the ropes of Tekken, really revolutionary but all Phil will do is go "Whu....what do I do?" the entire time
@@binho2224if you have bought Tekken 8, you can search for his in game name, then find every replay that has been uploaded to the servers. It's similar way to Street Fighter 6.
@@binho2224 good news, I believe you can search or download them in some way. There's a YT channel that uploads replays of pro Tekken player matches that are clearly not him. I'm assuming you could do the same for Phil
I love how he goes on a minute-long bitch/excuse-fest when he gets bodied by Zafina instead of just admitting that he needs to learn and maybe asking for ideas.
I wonder how long Phil will last in Tekken compared to Street fighter, we seen how long he lasted in Mk1, hope we can continue to get more salt from him before he quits
depends on tips, if JaxxRaxxor somehow got more government checks and started doing 150$ tips every stream, this would suddenly be in DSPs top 10 games of the year
"can't punish the launcher my moves aren't fast enough" Saying this whilst playing TEKKEN that has a WHOLE mechanic to avoid moves and punish then, SIDE STEP PIGGY.
As someone who loves Tekken, you can't really "spam" moves. You can use the same move over and over sure, but there are so many ways to counter that by every character, they are going to figure out what you are doing and stop you. Also, there are absolutely safe ways to hit Zafina low with King, and to get off the ground and stop being comboed. You have never seen a Lee BnB combo in Tekken phil? He's in EVERY game.
Dsp - Doesn't play Tekken Also Dsp - Jumps into ranked against people that have been playing Tekken for years. "I can't do anything doood! I don't know what to dooo!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Haha, yesss! 😅 I haven’t played any online matches yet, going through the offline content while learning Jun. I’d never go into ranked the moment I start.
“Lack of character knowledge”.. after watching so much of majin play king this is terrible …king is too advanced for Phil if he can’t check jabs.. It wouldn’t matter if he knew every character in the game with those skills😂
8:50 Ah, there's the DSP King mashy classic we all know and love. Forward advancing low kick, mash, mash, mash, 3 times in a row minimum. This is his idea of fundamentals and footsies.
DSP: *never does any kind of training mode research on characters* DSP: "Im only losing because i dont know what he's doing!!!! Ok guys give me money now."
phil has been playing fighting games longer than i've been alive and can't seem to understand that the reason he is being counterhit is because he is mashing when he is in frame disadvantage. im so tempted to go into his chat and just see how long i can correct him before i get banned
"I was robbed! Horrible connection! Lag pattern! Broken top-tier character! Just pressing buttons! No skill! The game sucks!" -Phil, while playing ANY fighting game
I've never seen a King player, even noob King players, rely on Alley Kicks as much as Phil does. Block a move? Punish with Alley Kicks (???). Get a launch? Do an aerial combo with Alley Kicks (???). Knock someone down? Alley Kicks (??????). It is genuinely painful to watch.
@@S0M3GUY778 It's because his mind is stuck in 1997, that's how me and the neighborhood kids played King back then in Tekken 3, just spamming the Ali kick, Convict kick and the giant swing.
I went from watching LTG cope before I found Fill and Fill is definitely the more entertaining lolcow. His delusion of what is happening in the game is so great to watch.
I feel like somewhere deep, deep, deeeeeeep within LTG he kinda maybe vaguely understands that he’s a cringe cocksucker. Phil genuinely and purely believes he’s a respectable professional and pro gamer.
Oh man. For all people shit talk Phil (and he deserves like 90% of it), this dude has provided so much amazing free entertainment. Most of it comes through TIHYDPs, so he didn't really present them in a humorous way originally. But shorter videos like this and especially certain TIHYDPs and boss videos are amazing. MGSII, Champion Gundyr, Ludwig, and Nyx (Persona 3) are my favs. His MGSII video I believe was the original TIHYDP and it's just comedy gold from start to finish. That's why I can't hate this dude, even though he's a trash person. His content cracks me up.
This guy has the same cope every fighting game haha
Fighting games just don't satisfy his protagonist "Like me fr" complex that Like a Dragon offers.
Can’t really blame him DSP is one of the rare 0.0000000001 percent of people who suffers input lag every match and his moves never come out nothing he could do
and if you call him out on this he'll just call you a fkn clueless moron and ban you
a novel idea would be practice a lot against the bot characters and learn their moves before going into pvp when it's possible someone has mained the same character for years or even decades. whoda thunk.
He had the same pings on day one when he was winning it was fine now he's getting clapped, its lag. He already has the excuse pre loaded before the loss.
Tekken 8 did nothing wrong. Tekken 8 did everything correct.
Tekken can do no wrong
it's tekken's fault!
Tekken 8 is horrible in literally every single aspect
Having rage arts still in the game with the heat system being a good replacement is wrong.
@@sirDAMO57Apparently you like Kuma with your pfp
"We must apologize for DSP. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." -The FGC
“I got double perfected, making me the victor”
2:57
The guy gets hit with a running attack, obviously putting Zafina into her lowest stance. What’s Phil’s reaction? Hopkick
I’m convinced that this man has to be a joke manufactured by the FGC
@@ElSandwich777 "Who's laughing now?"-Phil, probably
"Look at this scrub with his typical ahnline pattern behavior".
If you got an ass I'll kick it. -Squeaky DSP voice
"i hate losing to gimmicks i don't know how to beat"
>spends two streams crushing noobs who have no idea how to break king throws
Don't forget the alley kicks that noobs also dunno how to block against
Not to mention the Blanka Ball + throw over and over in SF6
Who woulda thought he'd pick a character with command grabs...
@@rabbyd542 Phil caters to the "oddball characters" because they're heavy with slow movesets which aligns with his oldhead reflexes that way he can blame the "matchup" or simply how the "character is built" instead of his lack of skill so yeah nothing new there lmao
@@baldrkrueger3552 something tells me rush in+ command grab isn't gonna work in this game like it did in SF6.
Before I even watch the video:
- Mashing jab/kick
- Your connection sucks
- It dropped my combo!
- I can't block
- I can't get up
How accurate was I? 😅
nailed it 😂😂😂
Not what I pressed. Missed that one.
It seems like he's decided his favorite excuse is going to be spam combined with bitching about not knowing what anything about who's kicking his ass at any given time.
You missed one. You beat me because I don't have character knowledge
Lack of character knowledge, although I feel that's a new one these days
I have never ever seen one man before DSP be so bad and braindead at any sort of game. Even my 50 year old father who plays for like 2 hours per week, stoned out of his brains plays better than FartSydePig. It's truly a testament to how smooth Phil's brain is.
with king nontheles king lol
i would understand yoshimitsu but he could have done way more with king
Relatable
His brother LTG has matched him in some games.
FartSydePig 💀
"he's doing the same combos over and over"
*coughs in street fighter 6 Blanka*
Blanka ball into kick kick launcher super.
*Coughs in Tekken 8 King Alley Kicks*
So true
"He's spamming moves!"
But... Tekken Is about... Combos...
Wrong, more then that scrub
WHUUT?! SINCE WHEN CAN PAUL DO COMBOS?! THIS GAME IS STOOPID!
@@professorpenne9962 sounds like your garbage just saying
what garbage? I have always liked using duke nukem with a marge simpson haircut in tekken. he's fun to use.
I love when he said a guy "is just endless combo spamming" so getting legit combos over and over is spam I guess.
im sorry... "combo spam?"
you mean, a combo?
Did he actually timed anything??? He just combo spammed . This old man needs to go
"It's not that I was outplayed" Jesus Christ dude, just... please stop.
But the narcissist did nothing wrong... he did everything right..
The game took away what was on his screen, don't you know how games work?
Spam, mash, internet connection. Repeat ad infinitum.
Yeah, it’s extremely tiring at this point to literally hear the same excuses for every game for so many years. I feel quite unhealthy lately watching him. I still haven’t received my spoons in the mail either.
@@JJsiN84 there's no shame in taking a detox break. Phil is like some eldritch horror that slowly corrupts and destroys everything around him
Shouts "He didn't outplay me!" after getting perfected.
Read this exactly as it was happening😂
perfected, spat out, and flushed down the toilet
The game cheated him! Developers are all detractors!
Phil will ragequit Tekken in a week im predicting it . the game is too hardcore for him
“This game is twash, it’s twash d00d, it’s always dropping my khambos and has bad servers. SNORT🐽”
- Pigroach
He doesn't block, side step, or defense break at all.
@@D0UGLA5.Fthat’s cuz it drops all his moves dood, you see? Snort.
@@jstring Right?!
I don't think it's harder than SF, but ot's different and DSP is unable to learn things. He wants to win instantly instead of learning how to play. The dood doesn't even dodge attacks.
> i don't like that i was beaten by combo spam
Welcome to Tekken, piggy.. you get juggled when you get caught slipping lmao
Dude is a 40yr old self proclaimed fighting game enthusiast and doesn't even know shit about the second most popular Japanese fighting game
He has no idea what is going on but they most certainly didn't time anything, they just spam and he can't do anything.
He was never a gamer, pre RUclips the only games he played were SNES games, he slept on every other console until the PS3 era. He shits on all the games he never played or missed out on too, It's why he hates Halo 1 and Metal Gear Solid series. It's also why he doesn't even get Tekken, he never played it until he was on youtube for content. He can't even block, side step or parry lol.
Tekken sells more than SF buddy
@@666slateran666 Okay, and?.. your mother sells the most hole down by the docks... buddy
@@666slateran666 Okay, and?... your mother sells more hole down town... buddy
Glad to see after all these years, he still plays King the same EXACT way.
It's...kinda fascinating tbh. Out of the entire bevvy of moves King has all he uses is F+4, Allety Kicks and 2+4. Like really bro??
My youngest brother has mained King since Tekken 6 and seeing Phil play King is such a disgrace. 😣
Granted, I can’t play King lol. I stick to Jun/Asuka.
Since Phil is very predictable doing the alley kicks it's essentially free low parry combo
Fill hasn't evolved since 5th grade I would assume
His entire reason for picking King is the command grabs, when that doesn't work he's completely clueless
I love the fact that he never admits he has to improve and try at the game. He might get a tiny amount of respect for that. It's just excuses, excuses, excuses.
He actually does that for LITERALLY every single game he plays, and he is bad at every game he plays.
"I can't do anything against that, what am I supposed to do?"
Then effing learn, FFS
He just can't handle losing
That's what a decade of social isolation does. He has lost all perspective on what a game is. With friends around he might hear the phrase "chill man, it's just a game" enough that it would soak into his smooth brain.
Same as with SF6, Phil's idea of improvement is watching and copying better players. That's not a joke - he hypes up watching others as if next stream he'll be of equivalent ability. Studying frames and stuff? That's for nerds dood
If you listen to just the audio of Phil's kahmentary, you can hardly figure out which fighting game he's playing
Everyone saw this coming from 10 miles away.. dude is going to get juggled for days, using the same old excuses and cope he uses in Street Fighter while knowing absolutely nothing about Tekken
He’s awful at fighting games.
He's awful at every game he tries 😆
The only time Phil beat something on stream was when he left his camera on 😂
@@Saturnalia1337😂
@@zeldafreak1975😂
You would think this would be his best genre of game given his past as a "professional Fighting Game player", but of course not
Good to know phil is keeping to his new year's resolution of not being toxic whilst playing online fighting games.
Let me get this straight. The guy who got a first place award in Tekken 3 and has played Tekken 7:
1. Can't sidestep
2. Doesn't know about universal 10 frame jabs.
3. Has no concept of counterhit, ducking, or parrying
4. Has no understanding of meaty attacks.
5. Calls out chars as gimmicks for having a low stance
6. Doesn't try to learn a matchup as he goes and instead says "I can't do anything."
7. Calls a whiff punish a "Random super"
8. Thinks that always being ready to find a way to launch a combo in a combo game like Tekken 8 is "Combo spam"
There is no other place where you can get such low IQ fighting game takes. At least LTG talks about the games he plays in broad strokes.
Tbh your 100% correct but zafina and Ling are hella gimmick chars
@@lechaatr193 Ling Xiaoyu's entire gimmick is that you have to be competent at the game and know every matchup to use her. As for Zafina yeah lows are her gimmick but he could easily go to the lab and learn to counter her.
To add onto that, has no concept of hit strings being uninterruptible with ANY move, causing him to whine that "I can't do anything he's spamming combos!" when he's eating Lee's WS2,3 which cannot be interrupted in any capacity lmao
This is very interesting. Makes me wonder what some of these phrases mean
The jab spam was the worst offender. Like really dude? There's a million ways out of jab spam. DSP somehow still hasn't discovered the concept of dodging attacks or even using a power crush.
“Everything she does is faster than me!!” Enormous Leopard Wrestler vs Light agile female striker lol
DSP literally has no idea how Tekken works. As a long-time Tekken fan, I'm having a blast with Tekken 8.
Most of these players aren't "spamming combos" Phil. They're punishing your failed attempts to attack them by using fast frame start-ups, eventually leading to powerful combos. They're decent players who understand Tekken's design on a basic level. You can counter this by prioritising throws, parries, and blocks. You ARE playing King after all, the perfect character for just that...
You always keep saying, "I have no clue what to do!"
So you need to hit the Practice Mode and spend some time figuring out the best situational attacks for King instead of blaming the game, its characters, and its players... Even if it means having some Practice Mode streams (there's a new stream idea for you Phil...).
Love how he's playing Tekken like a 2D fighter.
"Why am I getting hit?" Because they're at a different angle from where you're facing.
"the jab stuffs everything I do" he doesn't know side stepping exists?
I can't even begin to imagine how he would react playing something like bloody roar games (wish those games were still around) he would melt
@@SrCarlo20 Also the fact that jabs are the fastest move in the game lmao, it'll beat everything if you dont duck
"I did the kick, and he just went right around it!" LOL
Yea the game is called Tekken it's 3D buddy.
@@SrCarlo20or power crushes
It's the people like that Reina doing single jabs over and over again, that makes you aware that they KNOW who they're fighting against.
That player was probably laughing his ass off the entire game lmao, he just kept on trolling with the jabs over and over again
Hopefully he had Phil's stream on too 😂😂
I love how he says Hworang spammed kicks when his fighting style is Tae Kwon Do , it specailizes in kicks and mos tof his combos are kicks with very few punches involved XD. Another thing, he’s playing King and not doing any grapples to do chunks of health, he’s just shin kicking uppercut, and normal grabbing.
King has a couple decent combos, he just isn't doing any of them
@@TheWonkster yeah I can see that, I’m not a tekken analyst or veteran but I’ve played Tekken 4 , 5, 6 and 7. But I can grasp an idea of what the old roster characters are capable of. He’s just terrible
“Lack of character knowledge” my brother, Hwoarong has been in Tekken since the PS1
Ever noticed that any time Phil has lost, he has never once said something like "good game. That player was good"
And honestly, who cares if someone is spamming a combo. You do what works to win. And if using the same combo against an opponent works, then do it. That's a testament to how bad phil is if someone can spam the same move and combo all fight and win
Yea, the fact that he uses "They do the same thing repeatedly" as an excuse is so embarrassing. Unless the thing they are spamming is legitimately broken that should just make it easier to win.
He does but it's pretty uncommon. He'll usually start a stream relatively positive, but as soon as he goes on a losing streak ... oh boy. The real Phil emerges.
He did say it ONCE in this video. Was against that one guy who hit him with the special bomb. That was it though
Ya, I haven't played a tekken game seriously since tekken 5. I went to Mortal kombat for a while, but decided to try tekken 8. I tried online, got my shit pushed in, and I was like ok might have to somewhat relearn tekken.
This dude is trash at every-single-game he attempts to play. Excuse after excuse.
No, there is one where he is truly the master:
Bugsnax
He even sucked at Mario wonder which is arguably the easiest Mario game to date.
He is a garbage player who plays vedio games like a regard. 😂
@@coltonwilkie241how dose he suck at mario litteraly like one of the easiest games to beat lol how terrible can you be at a game videos games are just not his thing
Phil: chooses a strong, slow character
Also Phil: "Argh why is she faster!?"
Ironic you say that cuz king has some really fast whiff punish and pressure tools, and faster command throwsjustcuz,but phil only spams slow moves
"How slow character beat fast character?!" How has this guy been playing fighting games his whole life?
King is much faster here than in T7
"He teleported down to a crouching position and thats not what happened on my screen" might be the best excuse ever for the opponent ducking to escape a grab.
I know next to nothing about Tekken and even I saw that his throw whiffed cause the opponent crouched!
@@TheSpectre2300 lol he doesnt understand that the opponent can sidestep to duck attacks either. He is forever stuck in the 2d level one of Street fighter 2.
How did he know how to describe what happened if it didn’t happen on his screen?
Tekken is hard as hell for a newcomer. You will suck ass like everyone else did at one point.
But Phil can't allow that, he is the pro gamer who receives his tips because he is a god at fighting games.
tekken 8 is pretty easy for a newcomer, you just gotta setup those buttons on your controller.
I mean sure, but Phil is easily worse than a newcomer for someone who used to be a "Pro fighting game player"
For some reason seeing DSP on Warrior rank after me barely scraping to get to Marauder back in T7(on Shaheen) pains me on a whole different level.
And motivates me to grind those numbers and get into the lab, to be better than that sorry excuse of an fgc player.
It's been only four days since T8 launched and I already love it with all my heart.
@@panzerfaust8452 don't worry man, they squashed the ranks so the Warrior and up ranks are the new green ranks. At warrior you don't lose progress for losses, you just get nothing. You can get to Warrior with sheer brute force, which is what Phil doeos
Good he will never play the Gundam Extreme Vs series haha
I'm reminded of the fact that Phil has a Tekken 3 trophy, yet he doesn't know to duck jabs, and he doesn't sidestep at all. Classic.
He also sucks at breaking normal throws
What's the T3 trophy.
@@S-Groovean actual physical one from a mall tournament from 98’ not a psn trophy if you look hard enough you can find the video of Phil telling the story.
*Phil can pick up any game any play it at a professional level*
I love that quote... The narc will never realise how far from the truth that is
The polygraph test has determined that was a lie
Fr fr on God 😂👌
Did he actually say that? Wow. Maybe in 2006.
@@Herodotus888 Phil fan?
Phil really is the type of person to put bread in a toaster, wait five seconds and be like "why isn't it toasted?"
"I pressed the button! Omg it didn't go down! It dropped my input. Ack ack ack look my bread is just sitting there. You saw me toast it. I did nothing wrong. Tips would really help tonight"
Time for everyone’s favourite segment, Dave’s day off! Yes!
So yesterday Kat wanted more toast so I get the bread. I put it in the toaster, and leave to take a wizz ack ack ack I almost peed my pants dood.
I come back after 20 seconds and guess what? The toast isn’t done! Kat’s at the dinner table crying and we don’t know what to do. We think the toaster might be broken, and we don’t have the money to buy a new one. We ordered Doordash for 2 pieces of toast and it was only $20.
With that in mind, I need your support more than ever because our toaster is broken and I HAD to pay for Doordash to feed muh Mom- muh wife. I don’t what we’re gonna do, I might not be able to buy Jasper cat food this week.
Or using a spoon for a cup noodle...or pouring bacon grease down the toilet
Didnt that fool burn bread in the toaster last year? or was it just the chicken?
Phil making cereal: *pours milk and it overflows* whut? The milk kept pouring and I didn’t even have my haend ahn it. I stahped tilting it in time it’s just dumb man. *snort*
Different game, same bullshit. Level 1 in every aspect of his life.
SSDD -Shepherd MW2
This loser is still playing the tutorial. Level 1 is too advanced.
"He's not outplaying me, it's lack of character knowledge." I can't imagine what it feels like to be that narcissistic.
The sad thing is; in Tekken thats a legitimate part of the game, but hes not stating that because he recognizes its a weak matchup for him; hes saying that so he can lose and pretend hes better than the opponent
- hasn't labbed a game that just came out 3 days ago
- grrrrrrrrr i did nothing wrong 😡
Didnt understood the joke
He doesn’t need to Lab dood you see his Tekken 3 tournament winning trophy?! True fighting game icon right here
A game that shows you even the simplest sample combos and he doesn’t even try to use them. 😂
SF6: not enough learning curve
Tekken 8: too much learning curve
"She's hitting me like 10 times!"
Zafina: *doing 10 hit combo string*
The same excuse as SF6. Imagine my shock.
17:21 the fact he got stomped by someone who was quite obviously fucking with him is hilarious
😂😂😂 Jab
i was thinking that reina was doing simple attacks, now i know that dsp can't even counter 1 jab.
When YOU aren't Ready for the Next Battle...
😂😂😂
In Street Fighter those are "Pattern Plays"
In Tekken they're "Spamming Combos"
LMAO
of course he picks big beefy wreslter men in another fighting game, but he isn't addicted to WWEC
If they ever make a film of Phil’s life, “I can’t do anything!” will be the tagline.
"Here lies Phil Burnell He did nothing wrong"
It will be a cheap movie. All filmed in one room.
It will be filmed with a Samsung galaxy s3 and then be filmed with a Samsung galaxy s15 halfway through
Gets rinsed. "He's not actually beating me".
Gets whiff punished "I dont know his moves"
Him getting Rage Arted after wiffing a slow kick at random range never gets old xD
That Lee player Dog walked Dsp so fuckin hard
Don't you block in Tekken by not pressing buttons? If so no wonder hoof masher Phil is getting destroyed
The game does have a neutral block. But it does not block everything, it is recomended to hold back (unless it is a low, of course). But, yeah, the Pig is mashing!
11:12 "He's not outplaying me, it's just lack of character knowledge" that is literally being outplayed by someone that knows the moves and counters. That's like me playing tennis against Roger Federer and saying he's not outplaying me, it's just my lack of game knowledge.
Phil complaining about Hwoarang kicking is the same level as complaining that Steve just does punches 🙄
believe it or not ive been maining steve in 8 and people do in fact bitch about that
"Well I'm glad he stopped playing SF6 because of how bad it is, now we can see him play a real fighting ga- oh it's still laggy, drops his inputs and nothing has changed... huh"
-DSP dents
I can't imagine him playing this as long as SF6, he knows even less about Tekken mechanics than modern Street Fighter.
That Reina just straight up insulted DSP.
In before he wage quits Tekken 8 and runs back to Street Fighter 6
Phil: DUDE HE'S MASHING!
Also Phil: using his hooves to hit every button possible
There's a reason why he refuses to turn the input visualizer on.
@@JorvaltThat's why we have Dirge who replays the SF6 with the inputs. Such good content.
I was watching him get destroyed at the end of his stream and his chat is beyond weird. One dent begging for the discord of another dent with an anime profile pic who was talking about foot massages and everyone else was spamming Phil’s terrible channel emojis.
Taking advantage of mentally challenged viewers through guilt tripping is Phil’s entire business model. They don’t even care that he sucks at games because they’re too busy being weird in his chat.
DSP hates his fans. Why do you think that he always snorts in his streams when he is alone(when his wife was on stream he never snorted) that's also the reason why he wanted to do a documentary, to gain newer viewers that will sympathize with him. But decided to cancel it after he watched Gundam's video and heard that Mike will try to have people that worked in WWE Champions.
I hate LARPers more than the actual dents…
1:52 2:00 Phil's sex life with Khet in a nutshell
Incredible lmao
Clip it 😂
It's all spiralling out of control so fast with Dave lately. It feels like the big one is coming. At the least, I expect we will see a monumental meltdown of epic proportions in the very near future. Or, if lucky, this will all finally get him to appear as a blip on YT's radar and they will finally take the necessary and long overdue action.
Bro that Lee utterly lit him up dude I am sobbing
Which one? He got washed by all of them 😂
"Its lack of character knowledge!"
Dude its Bryan. Hes been in Tekken since like Tekken 3 or something
He's getting wrecked by moves those characters have had since Tekken 3, Tag 1 or Tekken 4. I thought he was a classic-style Tekken player?
@pvblivscornelivsscipio Honestly it all explains why he plays King so poorly. Isn't King the throw machine of Tekken?
@@hindae085 He is, but he's got a strong long range striking game as well. Or at least he did in 7, haven't tried 8 yet,
He was doing the exact same with Lee. And he's been in since the first entry. Now that's just some bull crap excuse.
I was literally waiting for it to happen. Phil whined that Hwaorang was spamming kick attacks. Maybe that's because 99% of Hwaorang's move set is kick based.
It's funny that he thinks character knowledge would make any difference in the outcomes of his matches.
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His gameplay literally wouldn't change, ffs he doesn't even know how to duck jabs or sidestep
"I still can't up. I still can't get up! I STILL can't get up!!"
Is allowed to get up, only to go back down to a predictable jumpable low while using a character that actually has decent jump attacks.
Never change, Phil. Not that you were ever even considering doing that anyway.
If only someone would go to the replay not only to watch, but use the new feature that lets you reenact those moments where the mistakes were made to see what could have been done better instead of complaining. If only
The game's best new feature is the replay system that let's you load up any of your past matches to rewatch the ass whooping you just took. Then during the replay you can actually take control of either character, at any point, to try something new in order to learn the match up more and quickly cycle through alternative options to beat the losing situation you were in. It's amazing that he has no interest in this and simply feels entitled to be good at the game while putting in the least amount of effort. If he spent less time smacking his lips/kissing his own teeth, slapping the controller and complaining he might have time to analyse what was going on, but no, he's too mentally backward for that.
That's insane, such a good feature.
Such an amazing feature for people learning the ropes of Tekken, really revolutionary but all Phil will do is go "Whu....what do I do?" the entire time
I wish we could go to his replays and show him that, yes, there was something he could do.
@@binho2224if you have bought Tekken 8, you can search for his in game name, then find every replay that has been uploaded to the servers. It's similar way to Street Fighter 6.
@@binho2224 good news, I believe you can search or download them in some way. There's a YT channel that uploads replays of pro Tekken player matches that are clearly not him. I'm assuming you could do the same for Phil
I love how he goes on a minute-long bitch/excuse-fest when he gets bodied by Zafina instead of just admitting that he needs to learn and maybe asking for ideas.
Oh it’s my time. I’m coming for online you Phil. 😂 If he runs into a Lili her T7 dress in black and red or a Xiaoyu it’s probably me.
Lol that Reina player was trolling the hell out of him,.
I wonder how long Phil will last in Tekken compared to Street fighter, we seen how long he lasted in Mk1, hope we can continue to get more salt from him before he quits
he connects his identity to SF, so every other game is a week tops. he can only win in games you can pay to win
depends on tips, if JaxxRaxxor somehow got more government checks and started doing 150$ tips every stream, this would suddenly be in DSPs top 10 games of the year
"can't punish the launcher my moves aren't fast enough" Saying this whilst playing TEKKEN that has a WHOLE mechanic to avoid moves and punish then, SIDE STEP PIGGY.
As someone who loves Tekken, you can't really "spam" moves. You can use the same move over and over sure, but there are so many ways to counter that by every character, they are going to figure out what you are doing and stop you.
Also, there are absolutely safe ways to hit Zafina low with King, and to get off the ground and stop being comboed.
You have never seen a Lee BnB combo in Tekken phil? He's in EVERY game.
Dsp - Doesn't play Tekken
Also Dsp - Jumps into ranked against people that have been playing Tekken for years.
"I can't do anything doood! I don't know what to dooo!!"
😂😂😂😂😂
Haha, yesss! 😅 I haven’t played any online matches yet, going through the offline content while learning Jun.
I’d never go into ranked the moment I start.
“Lack of character knowledge”.. after watching so much of majin play king this is terrible …king is too advanced for Phil if he can’t check jabs.. It wouldn’t matter if he knew every character in the game with those skills😂
8:50 Ah, there's the DSP King mashy classic we all know and love. Forward advancing low kick, mash, mash, mash, 3 times in a row minimum. This is his idea of fundamentals and footsies.
DSP: *never does any kind of training mode research on characters*
DSP: "Im only losing because i dont know what he's doing!!!!
Ok guys give me money now."
We all know it's for him to have excuses
"Whaaaat?? Training room? I don't have time for that dood!"
phil has been playing fighting games longer than i've been alive and can't seem to understand that the reason he is being counterhit is because he is mashing when he is in frame disadvantage. im so tempted to go into his chat and just see how long i can correct him before i get banned
Phail: I've fallen, and I STILL can't get uhhhp lol 😆 😂 😅
Tekken 8 gonna save the channel dood.
Lmao thay guy's Victor looks like Majima.
Has Phil ever actually had fun playing a video game?
dsp is sad as fuck. tekken 8 is widely loved by people who aren't even big into fighting games, including myself. it's fun to play even against bots.
The connection problem he has is the connection from his eyes to his brain to his hands.
😂😂😂 exactly
It's slow asf
His ego wont allow a loss in game
He wants to be a winner so bad 🤣
Phil hasn't learned that Tekken is a 3D game. Characters can side-step moves.
"He's not out playing me, it's lack of character knowledge!"
Is this guy serious?
“He went completely around my kick like i never even did it”
:0 he sidestepped your poke
In tekken????
How dare!
"I was robbed! Horrible connection! Lag pattern! Broken top-tier character! Just pressing buttons! No skill! The game sucks!"
-Phil, while playing ANY fighting game
The scrublord's manifesto
Also NO HITS EARNED.
You forgot the "This character sucks!", even when the character he's using is the most OP character in roster.
"He's just doing combo spam!" While piggy's only combo is 3 low kicks into punch, and has been for literally years
Bro is about to run back to street fighter within a week
For the love of god, dsp is the worst king player out there man. He makes us king players look so bad
"us king players" everyone who plays tekken is a king player. are you saying you only play king? thats kinda sad
I've never seen a King player, even noob King players, rely on Alley Kicks as much as Phil does. Block a move? Punish with Alley Kicks (???). Get a launch? Do an aerial combo with Alley Kicks (???). Knock someone down? Alley Kicks (??????). It is genuinely painful to watch.
@@S0M3GUY778 It's because his mind is stuck in 1997, that's how me and the neighborhood kids played King back then in Tekken 3, just spamming the Ali kick, Convict kick and the giant swing.
I went from watching LTG cope before I found Fill and Fill is definitely the more entertaining lolcow. His delusion of what is happening in the game is so great to watch.
Ltg is low tier (!) when it comes to this. His excuses doesnt have the same range and vartiety as Phil´s.
I feel like somewhere deep, deep, deeeeeeep within LTG he kinda maybe vaguely understands that he’s a cringe cocksucker. Phil genuinely and purely believes he’s a respectable professional and pro gamer.
Oh man. For all people shit talk Phil (and he deserves like 90% of it), this dude has provided so much amazing free entertainment. Most of it comes through TIHYDPs, so he didn't really present them in a humorous way originally. But shorter videos like this and especially certain TIHYDPs and boss videos are amazing. MGSII, Champion Gundyr, Ludwig, and Nyx (Persona 3) are my favs. His MGSII video I believe was the original TIHYDP and it's just comedy gold from start to finish.
That's why I can't hate this dude, even though he's a trash person. His content cracks me up.
"i can't get up, i still can't get up" that's why cat is downstairs crying, you might need a little blue pill Phil
“My combo dropped for no reason” when he blatantly mistimed it 😂
Losing to someone who was mashing jab is peak DSP but also almost gave me an aneurysm.
DSP should change his title to "2D Is All I Need" holy fk
He sucks at 2D too.
DSP stealing LTG's catchphrases.
"HE JUST SPAAAAMS! YOU GET ROOOOBBED!!!!"
they gotta play against each other in tekken 8, they both getting smacked in this game and raging
That Lee downloaded him hard
30 min of salty goodness sign me up
11:12 the timing of him saying "he's not outplaying me" while getting perfected 🤣
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