And there's sooo much footage of Phil beating the Hell out of that thing just in case he tries to say it was defective and wants to get a refund. And what company wouldn't void the warranty after a customer repeatedly beat their product on camera, and then tried to swap out almost all of the internal parts?
Ego, pure and simple. Inability to accept blame or fault. Not that hard to say "God damn I broke it, son of a bitch" really, really isn't hard to say what you've witnessed instead of gas lighting the universe and chat into believing the opposite of reality.
Chris Chan actually did something similar when his house burned down. He put the cord to a coffee maker in between a doorway and it wore the wire down and caused the fire. Instead of taking responsibility he blamed keurig and said the coffee maker was poorly designed.
The only scenario Lord Phil can think of is that one private company didn’t make sure all the other private companies joysticks were compatible. Which, of course, is the most likely scenario.
he's too busy to watch a 20 minute teardown video on youtube or any sort of research. this honestly reminds me of when my dad first showed signs of dementia and would try to "fix" things.
He's an inept hothead. Can't control his emotions for shit, it's embarrassing. Has the nerve to beg for shit and then breaks the things people buy for him. Completely useless.
If a replacement, Noir conversion plate is available for the Obsidian 2, he could replace just the old Viewlix layout plate. The lever is spaced FARTHER away from the buttons on the Noir plate. I did this on my original Obsidians 👍👍
@junglered2009 forget the curtains - the man would rather use paper plates for everything he eats because he’s too lazy to do the dishes. He could always use the dishwasher but…he’s too lazy to have it fixed.
After 10 minutes of googling, I found an exact replacement for the stick on Amazon. It's $30. Knowing how wasteful Phil is, he will probably throw the entire pad away instead of buying a direct replacement and just dropping it in, connecting the wires, and closing it back up.
Let's forget how often he's slamming the thing like a neanderthal. Oh my God, he might have to use a real screwdriver on a screw, what terrible design.
It’s because of stuff like this I firmly believe when Dave Burnell is asked about his son Phil, he pretends they got the wrong person, or that Phil’s been dead for decades. For a 42 year old, this is beyond embarrassing on so many levels.
Naa wrong hé wants to play sf6 the real reason for him doong this is so be can set up the viewers to Pay for something New in the future hé always does this its like a 3 step boss phase step 1 show That its (broken) and That hé tried to fix it next stream mabye step 2
Dude has a serious spending problem (and we all know it). It's amazing how someone that makes like 5-6k $ a month (youtube subs excluded) is always out of money.
it wasnt JUST 300$. don't forget he used to play on xbox. he bought the stick for ps5 and then bought another copy of sf5 FOR ps5 and a year of online play....so it was well over 300$ lol
@@ValSempai yep, likely the super turbo DX edition of PS5 SF6, plus the PS+ Premium which was at $120 iirc at the time. He easily dumped over $500. And he did this instead of getting the cat a routine blood work.
Phil is an all or nothing kind of guy. Everything is great until he realizes he has been wrong about something the whole time. Its easier to destroy a $300 joystick and talk shit than admit you were wrong.
-His mom coming to visit -Not having a Hitbox -Him trying to use a Hitbot -The Hitbox was made by Qanba -The WNBA Finals -Haley's Comet -A disturbance in the Force -A butterfly in the Amazon rainforest flapping its wings
-A breeze felt only in Fiji -Nuclear war on a planet in another galaxy that happened billions of years ago -A caveman farted 150,000 years ago and caused a shockwave that only Phil experiences when he plays SF6 and it ruins his jab throw or whatever
More excuses for DSP sucking at SF6: -My joystick broke -My gout flared up -Muh wife is fat -My cat is declawed -My farts distracted me -Capcom is a detractor -It's too hot in my office -It's too cold in my office -Detractors are ruining my business -I received 0 contributions
Walking the dogs and I yelled “WHAT?!?!” When he said the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. “They are Morahns that didn’t test to see if other companies joysticks would fit”
Phil's line of thinking: Step 1: Use the interwebs to see if joysticks are compatible to eachother. Step 2: Skip step 1, take it apart, and complain that they aren't compatible. Step 3: Blame the company that made said joystick. Step 4: Sneak beg for a new joystick. Step 5: Profit.
- Hits his joystick constantly - Starts having issues with it - Tries to swap joysticks from a completely different company so internal designs are different - It doesn't work - Cry like a baby and blame everything else because you didn't get what he wanted.
The idea his $300 controller was built faulty is insane. Ive played with cheap sticks and none of them ever straight up eat inputs like he claims his does
I also don't get why he doesn't just buy a replacement stick for his model and why he needs a whole new fight stick instead when the idea is that you can just replace parts. But he is getting mad that another random stick doesn't work on that board and blaming the company who made it. It's like getting mad that your Ford V8 won't fit in your Honda civic and blaming both companies for it. Just spend the $15 on a replacent part for the one that wasn't broken to begin with and go back to complaining about how it's dropping your inputs. Dunce.
I mean most are by default but his Xbox Hori Fighting Stick Alpha is a fighting stick which is non industry standard with the stick specifically which is the biggest critique of the product in general.
So because he's deluded himself into believing his own "dropped inputs, dude" lies, he proceeds to ruin his joystick. This guy needs a mental health intervention.
He needed a new excuse after he fixed, his tvs lag, and you couldn't see that they had a lot of experience playing with bison, because he just came out
I've decimated so many. But I realize I was petulant and probably looked insane at least. DSP has no self-awareness, I bet he somehow believes some of the shit he says. If you can't realize you are the problem you can't ever improve, that's how you end up as Philbert.
As someone who owns that exact Quanba arcade stick, I can tell you it fits a majority if the popular joysticks in the scene. It has sanwa buttons and a joystick which a majority of arcade sticks use, and it fits most other joysticks if you devide you want to swap it out. All he had to do was take 2 seconds to google what is compatible with his arcade stick to find that out.
Holy hell this is insane: 1. His bald line is revealed in all it's horror 2. He broke 300 dollar device 3. Said device was more important to him than blood work for his cat who he considers his son (people and family have no meaning for him then) 4. All of this is his fault: Prioritizing his delusions and himself over his pet (since he blamed his old joystick and can't play on a PlayStation controller like normal people with said device), raging non stop, smashing 300 dollars in less than a year, trying to fix it himself instead of someone who actually knows what he is doing and recording this (his stupidity, baldness, rage) and posting it online 42 year old valedictorian with a business degree failing with 15 years of beggacy, rage, and failure with actually bankruptcy and alcohol and gambling addiction gentlemen
And what an achievement it is considering he actually went to town on his little DSP on stream and forgot to turn off WWE champs and gave proof to all the detractors
It doesnt even have anything wrong with it hes just being a john and desperate to blame anything but his skills. Theres no way his noodle arms are strong enough to break a stick made for years of arcade use
Why would a company want to make another companys hardware work with their product? It would destroy any hope of spare parts sales. Especially if their hardware is inferior.
Doesn't check that the components are compatible. Spends a half hour blaming the company that made the hardware. Its insane that this "man" is 60 years old..
The narrow shape Qanba one is standard, the Hori is proprietary. So he's pissed at Qanba for not accepting a proprietary brand's unique shape of joystick.
I was gonna comment the exact same thing, he's replacing the industry standard profile (I have like 3 of those in square and octagonal gates) with some shitty one and getting mad it doesn't fit except he is right about the button thing, it's stupid you can't rotate them. snap in just needs any plate of sufficient thinness to snap to, not a shaped one
Love how you can tell the last time he moved his camera really got under his skin. He really wanted to emphasize the idea that he had nothing important in the camera's view this time. Wouldn't want to reveal yet another image proving his spending issues would we?
@@floatinghamstick he left his phone on the desk and it showed him actively playing WWE champions before he'd even finished in his "office". He recorded one of his daily cope segments facing his phone the entire time, unaware of what he showed on it
I watched a guide on youtube that explained how easy it is to change the stick to pretty much any brand of stick (including Hori), once again DSP is just doing everything wrong and refuses to look anything up
That's his signature move.. never does research then gets mad an blames others... imagine him in high-school... I can already see it.. he blamed all his Failures on all his teachers yet refused to do homework an his own research...he'd rather beg than do
"They are morons, they didn't test if another brand's joystick would fit inside the base, right?" Why would you EVER make it easier for your competition? Is Dave's degree in business, or begging?
Bro he said kanba was great, they were the best of the best, and everyone uses them. He was so happy playing with it. Fast forward like a year or two of beating it and he’s complete 180’d
What's disturbing is be broke his $300 joystick, refused to get his "son" Jasper Kitty blood work, or he complained about it's hot while in his underwear showing his early senior citizen pale flabby legs.
You can't make this shit up when he calls the people who made the joystick a "scam company" when that's his whole career in the midst of him smacking that joystick around like a caveman. 'still stuck at Tutorial Island 😂
Ye he broke it but also that design does suck balls. There’s no reason to have a bundle of wires like that in the middle of nowhere. It could have been neatly led along the edges.
@RP-dy5mu I'm going to take a guess. You don't work on electronics very often. As long as the wires have continuity and they're in a case, they'll be fine. The company doesnt expect you to open the box because that board isn't meant to be customized. He could have ordered the same stick and be fine, but dsp is too retarded to use Google before stepping out of his expertise. If he doesn't have tools to do the job he shouldn't mess with it.
Lucky I have a Swiss army knife lmao. He is the inverse of a man. Blame everything on something that isn't himself. He has absolutely no real word knowledge. Pretty pathetic.
I have both the original Qanba and the Qanba 2 and they are both extremely well-made products. The Qanba 2 took me about a half hour to replace the buttons, stick and artwork -- extremely easy. The included parts are well made Sanwa buttons and a JLF joystick, so any changes necessary are usually for cosmetic reasons. I stand by the quality of these sticks, although they are a bit expensive.
It's really silly that companies don't make all the components of their products interchangeable with those of their competitors. It's almost as if there's proprietary designs or hardware or something.
He really tried to swap parts from two completely different gamepads and was surprised when it didn't work. Edit: Also he starts out complimenting the build and quality, then rages like a toddler the moment things don't go his way and insults everything.
He could have turned the stick upside down and remapped the direction buttons in the SF options, instead he broke his precious Kanba. I suppose his hoof smashing would have broke it eventually anyway.
Considering how he SLAMS the controller after a match, it is no wonder it falls to pieces. These aren't arcade-level sticks, and even then arcade sticks and buttons are made to be replaced.
@@Garcher2099I've always found Hayabusa sticks have a hollow weightlessness feeling to them, they also have a jitteriness to them which is probably caused my the low tension spring that is stock on most Hayabusa sticks. Sanwa JLF is basically the gold standard for quality and price
@@Garcher2099 I personally don't like them. I take them out of every fightstick they come in. In my opinion the deadzone is a little wider, the joystick is much looser feeling. Some people enjoy them, but most people either rock Sanwa, Seimitsu or an Etokki stick because of their quality. Hori's parts aren't actually used in the arcade space, Seimitsu and Sanwa parts are. Hayabusa/Kuro (hori) parts are only made for consumer devices. I think Kuro buttons are pretty good though. Never liked Hori sticks though, they've always made subpar sticks.
Legitimately laughed out loud several times as he was doing this. When you think he can get anymore dunce-level… Phil leveling up in the only game he can
Why would you assume a company would make their product compatable with another manufacturers product? Seems like the solution is to contact the company who built the thing you are trying to fix for the part you need, not try & Frankenstein something together out of different parts from different companies.
Idk how anyone could watch him unironically. Paying him is just beyond my comprehension. Just give the money to charity if you feel the need to spend. Shit, but some coke if you want to spend it. Anything is better than giving it to an entitled, lying manchild.
Remember that he bought this stick instead of buying the blood work for his cat.
The dents bought**
Great investment 😊
I hope he actually got it done and just said he couldn't, hoping someone would "help out" and care for his cat.
He should've had a poll on what to do with that $300.
And he’s gonna do it again.
@@-suphurBut then he'll just claim the votes were by trolls and end up buying it anyways.
DSP is the only person on the planet who could break something and then blame someone else for it lmao
Nah, there's plenty of other people like that
And there's sooo much footage of Phil beating the Hell out of that thing just in case he tries to say it was defective and wants to get a refund. And what company wouldn't void the warranty after a customer repeatedly beat their product on camera, and then tried to swap out almost all of the internal parts?
Ego, pure and simple. Inability to accept blame or fault. Not that hard to say "God damn I broke it, son of a bitch" really, really isn't hard to say what you've witnessed instead of gas lighting the universe and chat into believing the opposite of reality.
Chris Chan actually did something similar when his house burned down. He put the cord to a coffee maker in between a doorway and it wore the wire down and caused the fire. Instead of taking responsibility he blamed keurig and said the coffee maker was poorly designed.
@@inhumanproductions8280 😂
I can’t believe these two entirely separate products made by different manufacturers aren’t seamlessly compatible with each other.
Seems it can be done with a simple tutorial from the company.
I mean most joysticks and buttons are built to certain specs so you can just swap out with whatever you prefer.
The only scenario Lord Phil can think of is that one private company didn’t make sure all the other private companies joysticks were compatible. Which, of course, is the most likely scenario.
he's too busy to watch a 20 minute teardown video on youtube or any sort of research.
this honestly reminds me of when my dad first showed signs of dementia and would try to "fix" things.
“I bought a Ford car! Why won’t this Honda part work in it?! Terrible design.” That’s the logic.
He really opened it and started mouthing off thinking he's an engineer lol.
I can't with this guy.
dunning kruger did a fucking number on this guy
DSP: opens his controller
Also DSP: I have no idea what I'm looking at
I'm not sure if I should be laughing at Phil's predicament lol.
Scam artist!! He's such a dick
only dsp
Ladies and gentlemen, you are watching a beggar destroy a $300 toy he didn't pay for because he thinks it's why he sucks at a video game.
It's OK, someone will buy him another one
OIC... Heeeeeellllppp!
Summed it up perfectly
@@Michelle-kc8htand that’s why I have zero faith in humanity.
He's an inept hothead. Can't control his emotions for shit, it's embarrassing. Has the nerve to beg for shit and then breaks the things people buy for him. Completely useless.
The funniest part is that there is nothing wrong with the joystick in the first place.
Exactly.
There was*
phil is whats wrong with the joystick lol
If a replacement, Noir conversion plate is available for the Obsidian 2, he could replace just the old Viewlix layout plate. The lever is spaced FARTHER away from the buttons on the Noir plate. I did this on my original Obsidians 👍👍
And even if there was he could just switch to a normal controller and fix the joystick in his own time.
I gotta commend him on the gaslight; destroying his own joystick so he has a reason to cancel Street Fighter is a next level play
LOL
but that's how he always play..
Destroyed his joystick like he destroyed his meat in 2016
My entire household just heard me laugh
@@nuckelaveez5029 xD!!
now we need a dsp pc building video , show us how a true engineer does it
The camera was on the whole time this time too
@@shushshush7137 The Verge versus DSPhilbert. Battle of the Bricks.
Imagine you bought a $300 joystick and you use a Swiss army knife instead of a screwdriver because you're too lazy to go down stairs...
He’s too lazy to hang up his own curtains. I wouldn’t be shocked if he flat out doesn’t own any tools
@junglered2009 forget the curtains - the man would rather use paper plates for everything he eats because he’s too lazy to do the dishes. He could always use the dishwasher but…he’s too lazy to have it fixed.
holy shit his leg look atrophied
Fill is the type of person who would use every other tool for the job, other than the one that's actually necessary 😂
There’s no way he has a screwdriver
42 years old, and he doesn't own a proper screwdriver set.
No screwdrivers havin' ass.
his wife have it
A damn shame.
I'm 30 I don't even own a Swiss army knife 🤡
Haha spit my drink out at no screwdrivers having ass haha😅
The best part was him saying how BEAUTIFUL it was inside the case. It took less than five minutes to start shitting on it.
"WHY WON'T THESE TESLA BATTERIES FIT IN MY BMW"?
DSP.
"I have to get multiple oil changes?????"
@@camkraw893 THEY NEVER CALLED ME DOOD HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! I DID NOTHING WRONG!
"What do you mean I can't use Xbox buttons on a PS controller?"
@@camkraw893 Hahaha yeah. He's the type of guy who'd fall for the headlight fluid trick. 😄
In his drunk baby tantrum madness he broke his 300 dollar joystick lmao
In his head he is a NASA engineer with the way he pigsplains things; in reality he is a 8 year-old kid that has broken his toy in their hubris.
Every time I read the word "pigsplains", I chuckle. Thankyou 😂
@@EsteemedReptile You’re welcome. 👍
After 10 minutes of googling, I found an exact replacement for the stick on Amazon.
It's $30.
Knowing how wasteful Phil is, he will probably throw the entire pad away instead of buying a direct replacement and just dropping it in, connecting the wires, and closing it back up.
Yep. He is extremely stupid.
He doesn’t have $30 to spend dood!
Or, get this: he'll buy the replacement, fix it himself and pocket the difference for WWEC.
the real issue is that he sucks, the og stick is most likely functioning entirely correctly.
@@henrynelson9301then the dents need to get to work!
Couldn’t be those hooves smashing the board and buttons constantly.
🤣
no he just a baby who can't control himself when he tilts
Not hoof proof.
I know right
That’s what I’ve been saying
Let's forget how often he's slamming the thing like a neanderthal.
Oh my God, he might have to use a real screwdriver on a screw, what terrible design.
I know right
If that scares phil hed have a heartattack working on a vehichle
I bet you he doesn't even have a screw set for computers.
This is the literal, physical manifestation of that meme of the guy riding a bicycle and putting a stick in the wheel then blaming someone else.
It’s because of stuff like this I firmly believe when Dave Burnell is asked about his son Phil, he pretends they got the wrong person, or that Phil’s been dead for decades. For a 42 year old, this is beyond embarrassing on so many levels.
Or that Phil sells coke to children (and I’m not talking soft drinks)
Can we have a compilation of him abusing his joystick, then finish it off with him complaining about the company?!
Go make it then
@@BLUEBOYISLEDGE not my job
@@BLUEBOYISLEDGEwhy are you moody 😂 weirdo ass 😆
That's what I was thinking, he keeps messing around with it
Let's be honest, he destroy the joystick so he don't have to play SF and suffer more online humiliations.
That crossed my mind
Naa wrong hé wants to play sf6 the real reason for him doong this is so be can set up the viewers to Pay for something New in the future hé always does this its like a 3 step boss phase step 1 show That its (broken) and That hé tried to fix it next stream mabye step 2
That's my theory also. Anything to avoid further ego bruising
Its not even broken, he just doesn't want to put the sanwa stick back in. Thats it.
A $300 device that lasted for how many months? This is why the guy is in financial ruin; his irresponsible attitude towards money.
Dude has a serious spending problem (and we all know it). It's amazing how someone that makes like 5-6k $ a month (youtube subs excluded) is always out of money.
Still a better buy than spending $3k a month on wrestling pngs
it wasnt JUST 300$. don't forget he used to play on xbox. he bought the stick for ps5 and then bought another copy of sf5 FOR ps5 and a year of online play....so it was well over 300$ lol
@@ValSempai yep, likely the super turbo DX edition of PS5 SF6, plus the PS+ Premium which was at $120 iirc at the time.
He easily dumped over $500. And he did this instead of getting the cat a routine blood work.
Love how he had to make sure there was nothing incriminating in the camera shot. Would rather hide like a coward than be a man.
I think he was afraid his phone would show him playing WWEC again.
@@Swymcooh we all know that's exactly what he was thinking, maybe jasper will distract him again and we get a better view of it next time.
He goes from praising the design to absolutely tearing it apart in the blink of an eye.
Phil is an all or nothing kind of guy. Everything is great until he realizes he has been wrong about something the whole time. Its easier to destroy a $300 joystick and talk shit than admit you were wrong.
He's running out of things to blame, so let's help poor Phil here:
-his neighbors doing a barbecue
-Capcom stream snipping
-Arthraitis
And jasper
-His mom coming to visit
-Not having a Hitbox
-Him trying to use a Hitbot
-The Hitbox was made by Qanba
-The WNBA Finals
-Haley's Comet
-A disturbance in the Force
-A butterfly in the Amazon rainforest flapping its wings
-A breeze felt only in Fiji
-Nuclear war on a planet in another galaxy that happened billions of years ago
-A caveman farted 150,000 years ago and caused a shockwave that only Phil experiences when he plays SF6 and it ruins his jab throw or whatever
-Get a job application
-Go to the beach with his wife
-Go to a gym
-Jasper’s bloodwork
More excuses for DSP sucking at SF6:
-My joystick broke
-My gout flared up
-Muh wife is fat
-My cat is declawed
-My farts distracted me
-Capcom is a detractor
-It's too hot in my office
-It's too cold in my office
-Detractors are ruining my business
-I received 0 contributions
Walking the dogs and I yelled “WHAT?!?!” When he said the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
“They are Morahns that didn’t test to see if other companies joysticks would fit”
Anyone who has to break out their "REAL screwdriver, from the kitchen drawer" shouldn't try to 'fix' anything ever, ever.
Phil's line of thinking:
Step 1: Use the interwebs to see if joysticks are compatible to eachother.
Step 2: Skip step 1, take it apart, and complain that they aren't compatible.
Step 3: Blame the company that made said joystick.
Step 4: Sneak beg for a new joystick.
Step 5: Profit.
This comment got me. Pure comedic genius 😂😂😂😂
@@Bucketmanhead It's the same pattern over and over. You'd think his life is like a fighting game.
And Phil wonders why he doesn't get any sponsorships.
You don't understand, he is just being "honest".
- Hits his joystick constantly
- Starts having issues with it
- Tries to swap joysticks from a completely different company so internal designs are different
- It doesn't work
- Cry like a baby and blame everything else because you didn't get what he wanted.
The idea his $300 controller was built faulty is insane. Ive played with cheap sticks and none of them ever straight up eat inputs like he claims his does
I don't think even Moses could've parted Phil's hair that wide
You don't understand dood it's because his mom brushed his hair as a teenager. It's her fault.
Holy baldness! Batman! 😂
Omg 😂😂😂
Not normal moses, no. But woahmoses. Woahmoses would have done the job.
wait, why would he think all joysticks are compatible without doing any research? Dude, what????
Exactly! He thinks they are all modular when in fact they aren't!
Because that’s how he says it should work. Why do these inanimate objects and companies unaware of his existence insist on disobeying him?
I also don't get why he doesn't just buy a replacement stick for his model and why he needs a whole new fight stick instead when the idea is that you can just replace parts. But he is getting mad that another random stick doesn't work on that board and blaming the company who made it.
It's like getting mad that your Ford V8 won't fit in your Honda civic and blaming both companies for it. Just spend the $15 on a replacent part for the one that wasn't broken to begin with and go back to complaining about how it's dropping your inputs. Dunce.
I mean most are by default but his Xbox Hori Fighting Stick Alpha is a fighting stick which is non industry standard with the stick specifically which is the biggest critique of the product in general.
You’re surprised that Phil doesn’t do research?
Why do people keep giving him money. Is it out of pity?
Called it. All his "dropped inputs" were because Sir Ham-Shanks-For-Hands slapped it so hard he broke it.
So because he's deluded himself into believing his own "dropped inputs, dude" lies, he proceeds to ruin his joystick. This guy needs a mental health intervention.
What a life 😂
narcs gonna narc
He needed a new excuse after he fixed, his tvs lag, and you couldn't see that they had a lot of experience playing with bison, because he just came out
Nah, let him be
Narcissists are therapy-resistant, like the insidious disease they are
He's doing this for pitty tips. Get ready for the joystick pitty party. He says he doesn't have money, but blows thousands on WWEC.
An excuse to stop playing SF 6 for awhile. Since he was getting creamed on Master
@@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer That too.
Its already started
When he starts yearning to play again because tips are drying up I'm sure there'll be a couple of big bills he needs to pay.
@@hernancortes7398 Always does. Phil is easy to predict.
This coming from a dude who blamed SF6 netcode for a whole year, before admitting he was the problem.
Yup. It's the joystick's fault.
In my 34 years I can't remember ever deliberately breaking a controller, I've had several fail on me, but not because I was being a gammon.
I've decimated so many. But I realize I was petulant and probably looked insane at least.
DSP has no self-awareness, I bet he somehow believes some of the shit he says. If you can't realize you are the problem you can't ever improve, that's how you end up as Philbert.
Phil needs an authentic Italian joystick
Best he has is that little polish one he's got
Robust italian
Nah, just make the joystick a KFC drumstick
Grease ball ass Fighting Stick, straight outta Sicily dood
LMFAO!!! I have a dirty mind... And, I'll just leave it at that. hahahahahahaha
Behold, Jasper; the neglect of preventative medical care, all to amount to this.
As someone who owns that exact Quanba arcade stick, I can tell you it fits a majority if the popular joysticks in the scene. It has sanwa buttons and a joystick which a majority of arcade sticks use, and it fits most other joysticks if you devide you want to swap it out. All he had to do was take 2 seconds to google what is compatible with his arcade stick to find that out.
Holy hell this is insane:
1. His bald line is revealed in all it's horror
2. He broke 300 dollar device
3. Said device was more important to him than blood work for his cat who he considers his son (people and family have no meaning for him then)
4. All of this is his fault: Prioritizing his delusions and himself over his pet (since he blamed his old joystick and can't play on a PlayStation controller like normal people with said device), raging non stop, smashing 300 dollars in less than a year, trying to fix it himself instead of someone who actually knows what he is doing and recording this (his stupidity, baldness, rage) and posting it online
42 year old valedictorian with a business degree failing with 15 years of beggacy, rage, and failure with actually bankruptcy and alcohol and gambling addiction gentlemen
This is going into the DSP Hall of Fame of worst moments of his career.
A career implies he works for a living.
This is Just like when he Booted up the Lemon PC for the First time and Gout mad about PC Gaming
Secret Limited would've had a fucking field day with this year
That’s a lonnnnnng list
And what an achievement it is considering he actually went to town on his little DSP on stream and forgot to turn off WWE champs and gave proof to all the detractors
Wonders why his joystick doesnt work...."SMASH SMASH SMASH WTF IM DROPPING INPUTS SMASH SMASH"
RIP to the poor arcade stick from Phil’s abuse.
It doesnt even have anything wrong with it hes just being a john and desperate to blame anything but his skills. Theres no way his noodle arms are strong enough to break a stick made for years of arcade use
Later this week: “I received a very generous fan donation of a new joystick. Remember to please tip me”
What homeowner only has one screwdriver and a swiss army knife?! Probably the same guy who needs to hire someone to hang his curtains.
Him sucking in his stomach and covering it with his arm is absolutely sending me. 💀💀💀
Holy shit, he really is lmao
Purposely broke his $300 fight stick to convince people he's not bad at fighting games
Why would a company want to make another companys hardware work with their product? It would destroy any hope of spare parts sales. Especially if their hardware is inferior.
It’s like a premium fight stick too, why would they expect people to pay top dollar for it, and then pop out the parts?
Doesn't check that the components are compatible. Spends a half hour blaming the company that made the hardware. Its insane that this "man" is 60 years old..
Wow, an outcome we totally didn't see coming!
#Justiceforjoystick
>routinely slams and smacks and punches his equipment
>complains when it rightfully malfunctions
Something tells me "a fan" will be donating a new one to him very soon.
Yup. That's exactly what will happen
An anonymous fan who also sends an email about how Phil is right that Qanba joysticks are terrible.
Three letter fuckboy is lurking in the shadows
your prophecy was right
“I’m not wasting anymore money on you, Qanba. Ryan go get that joystick for me.”
“As I like to say people will get what’s coming to them, it’s called karma” - Philip Burnell
and when it happens to him, SUHPRISE PIKACHU FACE!! LOLO-FUCKING-L!!
The narrow shape Qanba one is standard, the Hori is proprietary. So he's pissed at Qanba for not accepting a proprietary brand's unique shape of joystick.
That makes it so much better holy shit ahahahahaha
Hahahaha of course he is
I was gonna comment the exact same thing, he's replacing the industry standard profile (I have like 3 of those in square and octagonal gates) with some shitty one and getting mad it doesn't fit
except he is right about the button thing, it's stupid you can't rotate them. snap in just needs any plate of sufficient thinness to snap to, not a shaped one
You can find this out with a bit of Google searching but Phil is far too busy
@@thomasshepard7891 Yep. I had an idea since I have a Hori stick but I looked it up online to confirm.
Love how you can tell the last time he moved his camera really got under his skin. He really wanted to emphasize the idea that he had nothing important in the camera's view this time. Wouldn't want to reveal yet another image proving his spending issues would we?
What happened last time?
@@floatinghamstick he left his phone on the desk and it showed him actively playing WWE champions before he'd even finished in his "office". He recorded one of his daily cope segments facing his phone the entire time, unaware of what he showed on it
"I don't have another $300"
Proceeds to Spend 50k on a mobile game
I watched a guide on youtube that explained how easy it is to change the stick to pretty much any brand of stick (including Hori), once again DSP is just doing everything wrong and refuses to look anything up
He's the most maddening person alive
Unless it's Elden Ring build and boss guides
He's not a technical guy
He says that and then immediately flip flops on that fact once it doesn't go his way
That's his signature move.. never does research then gets mad an blames others... imagine him in high-school... I can already see it.. he blamed all his Failures on all his teachers yet refused to do homework an his own research...he'd rather beg than do
Phil: *Slams his $300 joystick like the caveman he is*
Joystick: *Breaks*
Also Phil: *Surprised Pikachu face*
And also Phil: "IT'S THE GAME AND THE IDIOTS THAT MADE THIS JOYSTICK FAULT!!!"
"They are morons, they didn't test if another brand's joystick would fit inside the base, right?"
Why would you EVER make it easier for your competition? Is Dave's degree in business, or begging?
It's really sad watching him these days, he's seriously losing his mind
he didn’t even bother to look up if the other one was compatible. literal STEP 1 in the process, my god.
Bro he said kanba was great, they were the best of the best, and everyone uses them. He was so happy playing with it. Fast forward like a year or two of beating it and he’s complete 180’d
"They think its a good idea to run a bunch of wires through one single connector. What morahns!"
😂😂😂😂
Only DSP gets mad that a joystick company doesn't test if their competitor's hardware works in their products.
Ya it's clearly the joystick, it couldn't be him doing a Chris Brown on the damn thing for months cuz he hates to admit he's a scrub in sf6
I think he took it apart on stream like this so he could pretend it broke during that instead of when he slams it with his greasy hooves once a week
What's disturbing is be broke his $300 joystick, refused to get his "son" Jasper Kitty blood work, or he complained about it's hot while in his underwear showing his early senior citizen pale flabby legs.
Remember the bloodwork is evry 3 years or so
$110 knife btw which did the job of a $3 screwdriver.
Never in my life have I felt so bad for an inanimate object. Dr. Burpsnort wore that thing down like no one's business 😂😂😂
I thought you meant kat for a second. I was gonna say don't 😂
You can't make this shit up when he calls the people who made the joystick a "scam company" when that's his whole career in the midst of him smacking that joystick around like a caveman. 'still stuck at Tutorial Island 😂
this old man is a hapless baby
I learned everything I need to know about him as a man, when I learned he keeps his (probably only) screwdriver in a kitchen drawer.
But in order to get to that tool from the drawer, he'd need to (*GAAAASP!!!*) *_OPEN_* THE DRAWER FIRST LOLOFL
LMFAO this is the hardest ive laughed he literally broke it by baby rage smashing it now he blames the company HAHAHA
HE DID NOTHING WRONG!
Ye he broke it but also that design does suck balls. There’s no reason to have a bundle of wires like that in the middle of nowhere. It could have been neatly led along the edges.
@RP-dy5mu I'm going to take a guess. You don't work on electronics very often. As long as the wires have continuity and they're in a case, they'll be fine. The company doesnt expect you to open the box because that board isn't meant to be customized. He could have ordered the same stick and be fine, but dsp is too retarded to use Google before stepping out of his expertise. If he doesn't have tools to do the job he shouldn't mess with it.
Lucky I have a Swiss army knife lmao. He is the inverse of a man. Blame everything on something that isn't himself. He has absolutely no real word knowledge. Pretty pathetic.
@RP-dy5mu the bundle of wires aren't getting in the way of anything though? It's a good design.
That hairline is about to give up 😂😂😂
The funny thing is, is he doesn’t even need a joystick. He can just use a normal controller.
KAHNba KAHNba KAHNba *snort* Right?
I have both the original Qanba and the Qanba 2 and they are both extremely well-made products. The Qanba 2 took me about a half hour to replace the buttons, stick and artwork -- extremely easy. The included parts are well made Sanwa buttons and a JLF joystick, so any changes necessary are usually for cosmetic reasons. I stand by the quality of these sticks, although they are a bit expensive.
they are fine products but you can get custom made for roughly the same price.
It's really silly that companies don't make all the components of their products interchangeable with those of their competitors.
It's almost as if there's proprietary designs or hardware or something.
I was hoping to see agent Jasper jump on top of the desk and slap all that shit into the ground like "Where's my bloodwork now, huh?"
He's like a real life version of one of the main characters of Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Further proof he never does anything wrong and can never do no wrong.
He really tried to swap parts from two completely different gamepads and was surprised when it didn't work.
Edit: Also he starts out complimenting the build and quality, then rages like a toddler the moment things don't go his way and insults everything.
He could have turned the stick upside down and remapped the direction buttons in the SF options, instead he broke his precious Kanba. I suppose his hoof smashing would have broke it eventually anyway.
The Swiss Army knife is just perfect. He’s so incompetent..
Does he seriously not have a regular screwdriver and has to use one in a Swiss army knife? He's such an idiot.
Considering how he SLAMS the controller after a match, it is no wonder it falls to pieces. These aren't arcade-level sticks, and even then arcade sticks and buttons are made to be replaced.
Imagine sneak begging then refusing to find a product cheaper than 300 to buy if donated the money
There was zero reason for him to do this. Straight up creating scenarios for him to beg.
Buddy took out a JLF and replaced it with a Hayabusa. I can't.
What's the difference in performance between them? I don't know anything about fighting sticks
@@Garcher2099 as someone who's used both, the Sanwa JLF is just better than the Hayabusa. It feels more responsive because the travel time is shorter.
@@Garcher2099I've always found Hayabusa sticks have a hollow weightlessness feeling to them, they also have a jitteriness to them which is probably caused my the low tension spring that is stock on most Hayabusa sticks. Sanwa JLF is basically the gold standard for quality and price
I prefer sanwa over hayabusa. I've heard different things from different players though
@@Garcher2099 I personally don't like them. I take them out of every fightstick they come in. In my opinion the deadzone is a little wider, the joystick is much looser feeling. Some people enjoy them, but most people either rock Sanwa, Seimitsu or an Etokki stick because of their quality. Hori's parts aren't actually used in the arcade space, Seimitsu and Sanwa parts are. Hayabusa/Kuro (hori) parts are only made for consumer devices. I think Kuro buttons are pretty good though. Never liked Hori sticks though, they've always made subpar sticks.
He’s going to use this as an opportunity to beg his dents for a Hitbox.
A man who only owns a single screwdriver is no man at all.
Every small inconvenience is an insurmountable task for him.
I can’t believe people even the slower ones send this man money and “support” him.
Legitimately laughed out loud several times as he was doing this.
When you think he can get anymore dunce-level… Phil leveling up in the only game he can
Why would you assume a company would make their product compatable with another manufacturers product?
Seems like the solution is to contact the company who built the thing you are trying to fix for the part you need, not try & Frankenstein something together out of different parts from different companies.
Good lord, Phils voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
Idk how anyone could watch him unironically.
Paying him is just beyond my comprehension. Just give the money to charity if you feel the need to spend.
Shit, but some coke if you want to spend it. Anything is better than giving it to an entitled, lying manchild.
@@HiGlowie you've hit the nail on the head bro, it's awful.
The Joystick is very robust so idk what he's complaining about