DSP Goes Nuclear Punching the Stick Trying to Prove the Haters Wrong by Disabling Crossplay in SF6

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2023
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  • @woolcaparmy
    @woolcaparmy 9 месяцев назад +490

    *buys second copy of the game + new 400 dollar joystick to have the biggest player pool possible
    *gets trashed over and over decides to blame everything on magic pc players
    *turns off crossplay

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  9 месяцев назад +76

      Stonks 📈

    • @TheKotor2309
      @TheKotor2309 9 месяцев назад +31

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101📉

    • @risefm001
      @risefm001 9 месяцев назад +94

      Buttery smooth 60 blames per second

    • @jonesy66691
      @jonesy66691 9 месяцев назад +29

      Why doesn't he just buy a 2k pc and another joystick?

    • @JerryD9000
      @JerryD9000 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@risefm001🤣 legit lol.

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 9 месяцев назад +110

    "Its all a pattern"
    If a pattern keeps working, you aren't learning.

    • @user-uk6qs5fu9z
      @user-uk6qs5fu9z 9 месяцев назад +8

      but dooood there is nothing i could do dood, i did everything right i did nothing wrong still he wins dood

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 9 месяцев назад +8

      The funny thing is he can't even execute single moves, let alone a patten of perfectly timed moves.

    • @TealBomber
      @TealBomber 9 месяцев назад +6

      Well said, I always laughed at the fact he fails to learn. It's amazing that Phil's greatest skill is his inability to learn after all this time. He is a specialist in failure.

    • @theopulentone1650
      @theopulentone1650 9 месяцев назад +1

      He did everything correct, though.

    • @drkRoss89
      @drkRoss89 Месяц назад

      He woulda overcome the pattern if it was for netcode and the lag dood.
      Enjoy your ban **Snort** 🐷

  • @risefm001
    @risefm001 9 месяцев назад +295

    Former pro player and mature adult plays SF6.
    1. Ran from Master on XB
    2. Smurfed on PS5
    3. Ran from Master x 3 on PS5
    4. Gets rinsed on PS5 playing Master
    5. Turns off cross play and still gets rinsed on PS5 playing Master
    All in buttery smooth 60 Blames Per Second.
    And nobody wanted him to turn off cross play but him.

    • @robbie.j7639
      @robbie.j7639 9 месяцев назад +36

      60 blames per second 🤣🤣 Genius!!!! 🤣🤣

    • @razorbackroar
      @razorbackroar 9 месяцев назад +7

      Haha 60 blames per second

    • @robbie.j7639
      @robbie.j7639 9 месяцев назад

      and when the money runs out and all the begging in the world cant save his channel?
      His purpose is to fleece the dimwitted people who he belittles and chastises at the drop of a hat, all the time blaming others for how terrible he is at gaming now.
      He is a worthless parasite. 🤣

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 9 месяцев назад +5

      It looks to me he is better than LTG at sf6 now.

    • @wasd-moves-me
      @wasd-moves-me 9 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@CovenantSOLDIERhello dent you don't gotta deep throat Dave here do that in his chat

  • @kib7292
    @kib7292 9 месяцев назад +174

    "This fucking sucks, these fucking people are terrible, I can't do anything to anything she did" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @NeroSpirito444
      @NeroSpirito444 9 месяцев назад +16

      That chun li bodied him but everyone else sucks lol OK

    • @risefm001
      @risefm001 9 месяцев назад +8

      Nothing he could do!

    • @JarvisJervis
      @JarvisJervis 9 месяцев назад +9

      He did everything correct

  • @wong8706
    @wong8706 9 месяцев назад +326

    Phil’s flowchart:
    1. Beg
    3. Snort
    2. Complain
    4. Scat joke

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol 9 месяцев назад +6

      He's the Angry Video Game Guy.

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 9 месяцев назад +13

      Content for mature adults and degree in Business

    • @ToniCiprianiX007
      @ToniCiprianiX007 9 месяцев назад +3

      5. Repeat

    • @GeraLares
      @GeraLares 9 месяцев назад +12

      5. Clears throat
      6. Drinks "water"
      7. Chews "water"
      8. Smacks lips
      9. Complains about how he couldn't do anything
      10. Repeat

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 9 месяцев назад +5

      5. Muh wife

  • @burritoman2k
    @burritoman2k 9 месяцев назад +96

    Only phil can prove his trolls wrong by proving them 100% right

  • @TheQuietTimes
    @TheQuietTimes 9 месяцев назад +70

    Lol... I love how he starts making excuses before he even flips crossplay off.

  • @airborneknave7308
    @airborneknave7308 9 месяцев назад +216

    I guess it wasn’t the crossplay 💀

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  9 месяцев назад +34

      💀💀💀

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling 9 месяцев назад +14

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 9 месяцев назад +31

      ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

    • @ghostsamongus3370
      @ghostsamongus3370 9 месяцев назад +6

      Sadly he did win more matches tonight than he has been... crossplay did have better players

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 9 месяцев назад +14

      I so wish that DSP would participate in an offline tournament. Then we can also see that it isn't the lag either...

  • @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith
    @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith 9 месяцев назад +206

    If its a pattern Phil, you should be able to predict it.
    DSP atrocious at all games.

    • @daijodan
      @daijodan 9 месяцев назад +17

      *random pattern.
      Wait, what?

    • @ghostlywinds5334
      @ghostlywinds5334 9 месяцев назад

      If only he can counter his own lies. Well he does that but still somehow forever cries like a baby needing his hulk hoe gone pulls

    • @MrGonq
      @MrGonq 9 месяцев назад +12

      Sometimes the flow chart pattern is a combo as well, so you're not allowed to do combos? I don't know what the fighting fair DSP SF6 criteria is anymore.

    • @i2econ647
      @i2econ647 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@MrGonq let me help you understand, his opponent stands there and let's fill beat him. Hopefully the connection isn't too good though because he might drop inputs 😂

    • @PunkRockMohawk
      @PunkRockMohawk 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@i2econ647or too laggy and drops his input
      … or just “randomly” drops his input.
      … OR, the worst of all, when he totally fucks the input and the game just RANDOMLY DECIDED to drop his move.
      It’s like… well, it’s almost like the problem is Philth… but that can’t be, because he did nothing wrong and everything right

  • @ArkhamKnightChannel
    @ArkhamKnightChannel 9 месяцев назад +193

    The salt is comedy. SF6 has been a salty blessing to DSP

    • @risefm001
      @risefm001 9 месяцев назад +15

      It really has been a sodium quarry of almost infinite wealth.

    • @55527777777
      @55527777777 9 месяцев назад +1

      Blessing to DSPee? Nah, blessing to us! 😀❤️

    • @sup3rkidd333
      @sup3rkidd333 9 месяцев назад +2

      It's especially hilarious given his early claims that he was doing great and that detractors had nothing to work with. Hubris as it's finest.

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M 9 месяцев назад

      Just wait until Tekken brother.. go watch SecretLimited'd Tekken 7 masterpiece; the sea will run salty

  • @ThatYoungling
    @ThatYoungling 9 месяцев назад +117

    Phil's well known for beating his stick on stream.

  • @harrrieee
    @harrrieee 9 месяцев назад +161

    every time phil complains about how bad sf6 is “online”, just remember he’s never played the game offline

    • @risefm001
      @risefm001 9 месяцев назад +46

      Doesn’t lab. Smashes hooves angrily on stick expecting to never lose a single round of any match.

    • @deviljin_x
      @deviljin_x 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@risefm001hooves💀💀

    • @theopulentone1650
      @theopulentone1650 9 месяцев назад +1

      He would just revert to blaming monitor lag for his losses.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 9 месяцев назад +140

    *Creates a new gimmick to get suggestions from his audience*
    *Gets a suggestion from his audience to turn off cross-play to avoid PC ChEaTeRs*
    *Spends first 15 minutes prefacing that it wont work and will be shit, preloading excuses*
    I wonder why people don't take the time to give him constructive criticism or feedback when he acts like a 7 year-old avoiding vegetables.

    • @ThundagaT2
      @ThundagaT2 9 месяцев назад +11

      Im pretty sure they do try, but they just get banned for their trouble. dsp just refuses to listen to any criticism.

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex 9 месяцев назад +9

      It's a narcissistic trait. He wants to present himself as reasonable and open to criticism, but ultimately, he thinks he knows better than everyone, so he won't listen.

    • @OGfellowfriend
      @OGfellowfriend 9 месяцев назад +3

      Just a little *less* wiped than yesterday. But he faced less unique players, so....

    • @Roninkinx
      @Roninkinx 9 месяцев назад +2

      People do they get banned by him. Phil burned some major whales for this very reason his forum DSPGAMING is still active and the people have changed their tunes about him.

  • @idioticeskimoe5149
    @idioticeskimoe5149 9 месяцев назад +117

    For anyone who isn't clued in, at 10:05 DSP is fighting a pro player named Blarrlad, who is a top player for Street Fighter 5 and an Abigail main in that game. His Marisa earned every second of that win.

    • @yannilibbes8219
      @yannilibbes8219 9 месяцев назад +17

      blarrlad just spamming DI at DSP at the end and then jabbing him out of stun was so good

    • @Solesamurai
      @Solesamurai 9 месяцев назад +17

      was just coming to comment this, lmao him thinking blarrlad needs a handicap to beat him is so cocky

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 9 месяцев назад +7

      I was wondering if anyone else knew Blarrlad xD. I remember Brian_F playing against him MANY a time in a lot of different tournaments in sf5

    • @milkinobama8160
      @milkinobama8160 9 месяцев назад +17

      B-b-but I thought all of the pro players play on PC though.

    • @GNARK1LL420
      @GNARK1LL420 9 месяцев назад +15

      wrong, all the pros are on PC cheating.

  • @SamaelVR
    @SamaelVR 9 месяцев назад +62

    I'm thoroughly enjoying this LowTierGod era of DSP excuses. "He didn't outplay me, flowchart flowchart, no skill". History repeats itself

    • @teodorholmstrom2791
      @teodorholmstrom2791 9 месяцев назад +26

      Phil was the original LTG, they call dale black Dsp for a reason

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 9 месяцев назад +18

      I love that he said Chun li was doing a flowchart while she was combo-ing him like, I don't think Phil even knows what the fuck he's even saying anymore xD

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 9 месяцев назад +131

    How many times does DSP need to get his ass beat by the same person before he admits he lost? That they earned the win?

    • @roneherushin4638
      @roneherushin4638 9 месяцев назад +53

      Never.. you could be pummeling him till he's goo and he'll still say you didn't earn it

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 9 месяцев назад +53

      HOLY SHIT HE JUST STRAIGHT UP SAYS THE FIGHTS HE LOST DON'T COUNT!
      HE'S BEEN WINNING ALL NIGHT!
      HOLY SHIT, YOU DON'T DRINK YOUR OWN KOOL-AID MY DUDE!

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  9 месяцев назад +28

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 9 месяцев назад +2

      Um never?

    • @Jay3up
      @Jay3up 9 месяцев назад

      DSP admitting they lost fairly? Hahahahahahah

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 9 месяцев назад +95

    Phil seems like the type of guy to throw a nuke at the enemy and still somehow miss

    • @jonesy66691
      @jonesy66691 9 месяцев назад +12

      There was nothing he could do.

    • @hatsuneelissu5924
      @hatsuneelissu5924 9 месяцев назад +7

      and blame the connection on why it missed!

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 9 месяцев назад

      Stoopid hit bahxes

    • @FatherofSerge
      @FatherofSerge 9 месяцев назад +9

      IT MISSED?! Did you see that, dood? It missed! Ack ack ack!

    • @shapestation4347
      @shapestation4347 9 месяцев назад +6

      He’d somehow miss the floor with his foot while walking across the room, that damn PC “left foot right foot” tech dood

  • @Unsubtlenod
    @Unsubtlenod 9 месяцев назад +36

    18:06 'Phil loses'
    "She quit because she almost lost"
    This is by far one of the biggest copes I've ever seen.

    • @xpurplethighs7596
      @xpurplethighs7596 9 месяцев назад +11

      Its never that they want to find other players, its always because Phil was laying there in the dirt with a bloody face and broken bones saying "had enough huh? I think I'm done with you..."

    • @CarlEusebius
      @CarlEusebius 9 месяцев назад +7

      She quit because her MR was like 200 points higher than Dave's, so it was not worth her time to curbstomp him again for whatever minimum points she got (if she even got any at all)

  • @Windows_96
    @Windows_96 9 месяцев назад +37

    Love how every time he faced that marisa he had a big mouth and said it was time for revenge. Only to get absolutely bodied every time😂

  • @DetractorAN1337
    @DetractorAN1337 9 месяцев назад +125

    He just can't accept he has hit his wall. He can't even use the PC excuse anymore. It doesn't matter if he got a few wins near the end of the night he is stuck near 1500-1600 MR IF he is lucky. The worst part is he feels this game is good enough to give attention but he cant accept he has fallen into the same trappings of SF4. Oh well... eventually it will be casual lobbies on Friday if we are lucky enough.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  9 месяцев назад +23

      yeah, W/L W/L W/L doesn't mean he is doing good, bro is delusional

    • @Sunkhrist
      @Sunkhrist 9 месяцев назад +8

      Anyone else would be happy to be even in master rank at all.

    • @wasd-moves-me
      @wasd-moves-me 9 месяцев назад

      Hopefully tired of hearing about fucking SF

    • @SuperChatsRNotTips
      @SuperChatsRNotTips 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Sunkhristno sir most people dont give a flying f what "rank" they r they play cause they like the game and get better day by day learning new things every match but phils a manchild who thinks he is cool or has clout cause he is "master rank" in a regarded fighting game, for f sake i play Bowser in smash a low tier and i dont act like this when i lose

    • @uldrs
      @uldrs 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@SuperChatsRNotTips People may play for fun but they will still treat Master Rank like an achievement, as they should.

  • @madda5640
    @madda5640 9 месяцев назад +29

    That moment at 23:13 where the mask slips off and Phil almost lets his old self show to his dents, only to catch himself mid word and backtrack. Even in the new "reformed" DSP, that old Phil salt never really went anywhere.

    • @orichumo
      @orichumo 9 месяцев назад +7

      There are so many of those pauses on his sf streams, he will slip eventually and call his opponent an slur

  • @anthonybalista7421
    @anthonybalista7421 9 месяцев назад +22

    My favorite part is he wasn't able to sputter off the same "this character is broken because" bullshit during the Blanka mirrors lol.

  • @KroryykDB
    @KroryykDB 9 месяцев назад +38

    I watched a little while he was live and he was complaining even while he was winning lmao it's unbelievable.

    • @cryenvi3289
      @cryenvi3289 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yep he is a sore loser and a sore winner. Pathetic

  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron 9 месяцев назад +17

    "DEY DIDN'T EAHRN IIIIIT!!!"
    *Proceeds to mald and seethe as his hubris is checked.*

    • @deviljin_x
      @deviljin_x 9 месяцев назад +1

      still haven’t outplayed me

  • @valsione38
    @valsione38 9 месяцев назад +27

    That Marissa player is an actual competitive player in the FGC and he doesn't understand that against Marisa you NEVER mash because she will punish you immediately and the damage is insane but he gets so desperate

    • @TheGhost20978
      @TheGhost20978 2 месяца назад +1

      Fighting a player like that honestly is an honor but when you play like DSP it’s an insult to them lol

  • @lowtierstears4938
    @lowtierstears4938 9 месяцев назад +35

    lmao wow dsp rageing like a child beating his stick LMFAO

  • @OutstandingCitizen
    @OutstandingCitizen 9 месяцев назад +31

    Flowchart = combos

    • @theopulentone1650
      @theopulentone1650 9 месяцев назад +1

      This is the man that thinks "combo spam" is a thing lol

  • @boredpanda3368
    @boredpanda3368 9 месяцев назад +21

    Poor guy. His reality is crashing around him. He's aging, he failed his way into a rank that he doesn't deserve with a pattern play he hates so much. His coping to get back to his glory days of 4th place are long behind him and he can't find anything else or anyone else to blame. We are watching a grown man lose his mind..over a video game.

    • @amns8900
      @amns8900 9 месяцев назад +3

      This isn't age, it's alcoholism.

    • @Dark_IACE
      @Dark_IACE 9 месяцев назад +2

      And his addiction to WWE Champion.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 9 месяцев назад

      @@amns8900 It isn't alcoholism, it's mindset. I've seen alcoholics with far better mindsets than Phil.

  • @count_wackula8788
    @count_wackula8788 9 месяцев назад +35

    Yo shout out to Blarrlad. Makings us Marisa mains proud by triggering Phil so bad😂

    • @DKSanX
      @DKSanX 9 месяцев назад +2

      Its funny to, they started about the same mr when they first played and blarrlad is up to 1600 in their final set and philup is barely past where he was. Really says alot.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 9 месяцев назад

      @@DKSanXFarmed like the barnyard animal he is. 🐷

    • @FreezySmash
      @FreezySmash 9 месяцев назад

      Never seen someone rage so hard at getting whiff punished

  • @HollowHouse3
    @HollowHouse3 9 месяцев назад +40

    49ms ping
    "The connection with this person won't let me get any hits in! They didn't earn any of their wins against me!!!!"
    Yeah Phil all these PC cheaters were totally why you were losing so much, you're doing so well now.

    • @KroryykDB
      @KroryykDB 9 месяцев назад +5

      Funny enough he actually won quite a bit. Playstation players even at MaStEr rank were SO fucking terrible lmao.

    • @YourLocalHoshiyomi
      @YourLocalHoshiyomi 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@KroryykDB Say hi for us to the rest of the dents

    • @KroryykDB
      @KroryykDB 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@YourLocalHoshiyomi I can't stand him, I'm just being honest I watched a little and he actually did win but man the "competition" was fucking TERRIBLE. It's laughable how bad the "master" ranked PS players are.

    • @LesPeterGuitarJam
      @LesPeterGuitarJam 9 месяцев назад

      @@KroryykDB why are you lying? It's all on the internet... forever...

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@YourLocalHoshiyomi He made a comment saying how DSP was complaining even while winning. He's not a dent. You guys really gotta calm down with these accusations, just because someone defends Phil a little bit doesn't mean they're a fan of his.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 9 месяцев назад +80

    Learn to lose Phil. Your days playing games shouldn't be stressful at all. It's video games. Not 9 to 5s 😂

    • @youtubecrack
      @youtubecrack 9 месяцев назад +15

      Wrong. Phil is running a business And if you can't donate every time you watch then you shouldn't be watching.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine 9 месяцев назад +7

      To him it's hard labor...

  • @ambushbob5383
    @ambushbob5383 9 месяцев назад +5

    He thinks loosing is winning and winning is loosing.
    "I'm bleeding, that makes me the victor".

  • @SouthernMenace
    @SouthernMenace 9 месяцев назад +9

    That Marisa just broke him. His voice broke, he simply couldn't even try to respond, just random blabber from his cope flowchart.
    Delicious.

  • @Feels_like_Guts
    @Feels_like_Guts 9 месяцев назад +31

    Self awareness at its peak

  • @jonesy66691
    @jonesy66691 9 месяцев назад +15

    People are staring at flowcharts while playing and still destroying Phil.

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 9 месяцев назад +56

    I'm confused. Optimal combos are flowchart?
    Also back to blaming the stick because he can't blame PC cheaters

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 9 месяцев назад +10

      They are suppose to stop and let phil get his combo in😂 what a bum!

    • @sup3rkidd333
      @sup3rkidd333 9 месяцев назад +3

      A stick he paid over 300 for and begged his fans to pay him for buying it.

    • @transportergrmc
      @transportergrmc 9 месяцев назад +1

      Because he had to have it for sf6 and mortal kombat 1. Which he sucks at both and has already quit mk1 and will most likely give this up soon and start saying it's worse than sf5

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 9 месяцев назад +10

    14:15
    "He just mashed punch and stopped my Blanka Ball because he guessed!"
    Um... no. That is not what happened. Your Blanka Ball stopped because it reached its maximum distance. The Marisa player recognized this and took advantage of the recovery animation at the end of your move. In the business we call that a Whiff Punish, your moved whiffed, and now you get punished.
    Also in the mirror match when you both put out a Blanka-chan, those dolls did not collide and both attack you. His passed through yours because you reacted too slow and yours wasn't active yet. The dolls didn't get together and decide to decide to conspire against you specifically. Like what even.
    I legitimately can't tell if he is that deluded and actually believes the crap he is saying, or is trying to gaslight everyone when they literally saw the footage for themselves and hoping his viewers don't know enough about fighting games to catch it.
    Like I can't tell which is worse yet both options make me feel uncomfortable.

  • @JayPlays705
    @JayPlays705 9 месяцев назад +19

    Dude Phil is the biggest pattern player of all time, all he does is low medium kick into command grab or punish everything with low medium kick 💀

    • @supernebula101
      @supernebula101 9 месяцев назад +3

      Because that's true footsies baby
      (Footsies is when everyone plays like they're 13 in the 90s playing SFII)

    • @Roczen24
      @Roczen24 9 месяцев назад +2

      it always looks like hes legit a bot for training when he plays

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley 9 месяцев назад +135

    We want Phil to STOP WHINING!!

    • @zidanedart
      @zidanedart 9 месяцев назад +10

      no you don't

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@zidanedart Yes I do

    • @ghostlywinds5334
      @ghostlywinds5334 9 месяцев назад

      ​@nathancoley6601 not gonna happen he's forever a cry baby child with needing life to hold him by the hand and his lack of reproductive organs

    • @eldritchia
      @eldritchia 9 месяцев назад +1

      Wont ever happen

    • @CCriddy50
      @CCriddy50 9 месяцев назад +4

      I love watching Phil whine and complain, the excuses are hilarious. If you don't like it just stop watching him haha

  • @torchlight1785
    @torchlight1785 9 месяцев назад +36

    I don't know how Jaha and Mike kept their composure around Phil, he has such a punchable attitude about him.

    • @od1401
      @od1401 9 месяцев назад +11

      It's hard to give someone a well earned beatdown when they collapse cry and beg to be spared. It's a pitiful sight

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@od1401 no that just makes it easier.

    • @FranceKilledThomasSankara
      @FranceKilledThomasSankara 9 месяцев назад +4

      Because in person he's a meek little whiner who is absolutely terrified of being confronted, so he only insults people when they can't retaliate, and if they then try to, he immediately capitulates and starts ass kissing.

    • @od1401
      @od1401 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@FranceKilledThomasSankara Indeed, like in the interview. Wriggled like a little worm.

  • @jaxjaggywires
    @jaxjaggywires 9 месяцев назад +10

    23:13 He was about to drop the old 'regarded' slur but barely caught himself...

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 9 месяцев назад

      Huh? Wrong timestamp? He just says "this is absolutely insane" without any pauses, where he could've thought to use another Word. 🤔

    • @jaxjaggywires
      @jaxjaggywires 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Dende8981 "The amount of bullshit the game is giving him is ret...ridiculously unfair." He was about to let it fly. Proper timestamp.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 9 месяцев назад +6

    14:16 no phil, what happened is that you whiffed blanka ball because she was too far away and you got punished for it. there was no “mashing medium punch” you just got punished for whiffing blanka ball. Master level blanka player everyone

  • @flamensteinsdankmemestash
    @flamensteinsdankmemestash 9 месяцев назад +48

    Phil should show us how easy it is to get cheap wins online 🐖

    • @supersnappahead
      @supersnappahead 9 месяцев назад +8

      That's what always comes to my mind. Show us, Dave. Show us how OP Ken is by dominating with him. Show us how easy it is to win with "patterns" by beating everyone at Master with them. Never gonna happen. He knows at the end of the day that everything he's saying is ridiculous.

  • @OutstandingCitizen
    @OutstandingCitizen 9 месяцев назад +19

    Why does DSP laugh like squidward?

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 9 месяцев назад +9

    Phil: I was winning all night!
    Also Phil: loses 2 sets in a row

  • @jdgustofwinddance.7748
    @jdgustofwinddance.7748 9 месяцев назад +5

    “Nothing is earned.”
    I know, phil, I f’n know.

  • @shapestation4347
    @shapestation4347 9 месяцев назад +6

    That super slow ACK across the astral planes got me good hahaha

  • @notgonnapay
    @notgonnapay 9 месяцев назад +7

    Those poor Sanwa buttons…they’ve probably seen more abuse in the past four months than they would have in four years at a Japanese arcade.

  • @fenris2687
    @fenris2687 9 месяцев назад +4

    The Blanka mirrors tell you what his skill level truly is. Doesn't know matchups, and clearly doesn't even know his own character very well either.

  • @virgo4200
    @virgo4200 9 месяцев назад +14

    DSP getting bodied so hard lmao

  • @orly9246
    @orly9246 9 месяцев назад +4

    His headstone HAS to say:
    Phillip ‘tip me’ Burnell
    1935 - 20xx
    “There was nothing I could do”

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 9 месяцев назад +4

    Oh man, that rematch against the Marisa player was glorious. Made a big deal out of wanting "Revenge" on that player only to get his ass handed to him again.

  • @BaneKeldare
    @BaneKeldare 9 месяцев назад +4

    Chun-Li: *Does a pretty complicated combo
    DSP: This FLOWCHART
    buddy I don't think you know what flowchart means in this case.

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 9 месяцев назад

      It was a very impressive combo but Phil just kept running his mouth all through it

  • @Arashi_2358
    @Arashi_2358 9 месяцев назад +11

    41 years old, btw

  • @Lowenssohn
    @Lowenssohn 9 месяцев назад +3

    He spent the entire evening only to get back to 1500 points. Textbook insanity and yes there is gin in the water bottle.

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk 9 месяцев назад +6

    it's great because he actually clawed back a bunch of his MR but that's incapable of making him happy

  • @CisternRumblings
    @CisternRumblings 9 месяцев назад +68

    DSP: [whines incessantly about cross play]
    Fans: "You should disable cross play."
    DSP: [whines incessantly about how ridiculous people are for suggesting he disable cross play]

    • @edwardcullen5810
      @edwardcullen5810 9 месяцев назад +11

      That’s shows how big brain individual dsp is.

    • @Sunkhrist
      @Sunkhrist 9 месяцев назад +5

      Its a win/win for us cause he still got his ass whooped

    • @user-uk6qs5fu9z
      @user-uk6qs5fu9z 9 месяцев назад +3

      and whines about high ping even tho his opponents dont have high ping.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 9 месяцев назад +6

      And at the end of this stream he was gloating how he was right and proved it tonight. Dude is out of his mind.

  • @Spliffzilla
    @Spliffzilla 9 месяцев назад +3

    "His walk forward is ridiculously nuts" - wow, just wow

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 9 месяцев назад +1

    “The pattern” is playing optimally. And I couldn’t stay away for 2 days. 😂

  • @indridcold_
    @indridcold_ 9 месяцев назад +2

    it must feel so good to always be right about everything, but lonely.

  • @TwoyBwoy
    @TwoyBwoy 9 месяцев назад +5

    I love how he basically calls out the reason why he loses as he’s complaining. Like “wake up
    Random super and I get hit!” Yeah, you should know that that’s a thing. It’s been a thing for decades now.

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 9 месяцев назад +6

    Everyone goes on about the Ken and JP salt but good Rashids absolutely trigger him beyond belief. They’re my favorite 😂

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah Rashid triggers Phil almost to the extent as JP and that’s really hilarious seeing as Rashid is a Social Media Influencer. Lmao

    • @leocarnage1116
      @leocarnage1116 9 месяцев назад

      Honestly close to who makes Phil lose his shit in this game is manon the amount of times he lose his shit when gets his ass kicked by manon player same with rashid

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger 9 месяцев назад +2

    15:43 - Blarrlad got 5th place at ComboBreaker. You got outplayed Phil.

  • @xpurplethighs7596
    @xpurplethighs7596 9 месяцев назад +4

    Start: 1437
    1st Marisa fight: 1474 (DSP)1496 (Blarrlad)
    2nd Marisa fight: 1468 (DSP) 1495 (Blarrlad)
    Mid show bragging: 1525 (winning all night proving you all wrong)
    3rd Marisa fight: 1508 (DSP) 1577 (Blarrlad)
    Final MR: 1496.
    Proving us all wrong. Phil is the beast at this game.

  • @DrakeHunter324
    @DrakeHunter324 9 месяцев назад +3

    There's this thing in fighting games called 'frame traps" Trill, you'd have thought a former pro would know that.

  • @costanzaaaa
    @costanzaaaa 9 месяцев назад +19

    Wait did he lose to the same Marisa in 3 different matches? LMAO

  • @yeet-ts3ol
    @yeet-ts3ol 9 месяцев назад +3

    DSP is forgetting about the 500ms of lag it takes for his brain signals to pass through that thick skull of his

  • @MikoYotsuya292
    @MikoYotsuya292 9 месяцев назад +4

    5:04 The sound you hear you're in the lowest depths of Hell

  • @quemsereu2009
    @quemsereu2009 9 месяцев назад +4

    That Marisa is the real MVP. Here's your crown, queen 👑

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's funnier because blarrlad is a pro lol

  • @BlakeandRyanVa
    @BlakeandRyanVa 9 месяцев назад +2

    “It’s a Flow Chart” put it on a shirt

  • @PCFROMVCS
    @PCFROMVCS 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how DSP going ungabunga and just doing stuff off the top of his head is "deep" gameplay to him. But then the people who understand their characters and know the flow of combat are just "playing mindlessly" and "flowcharting"

  • @mighty_themultitasker
    @mighty_themultitasker 9 месяцев назад +5

    This is amazing how he’s whining like a spoiled little rich boy!😂

  • @salikali2
    @salikali2 9 месяцев назад +2

    Talks about being postive and then non-stop trash talks people who beat his ass.

  • @jasper1352
    @jasper1352 9 месяцев назад +1

    God, I hope be uses that cross play excuse durring his divorce hearing

  • @MicrosoftSamb
    @MicrosoftSamb 9 месяцев назад +2

    That Marisa mini arc was chef's kiss.

  • @Crowniecrown
    @Crowniecrown 9 месяцев назад +1

    John and Howard must have had the patience of saints.

  • @artispainlifeissuffering470
    @artispainlifeissuffering470 9 месяцев назад +3

    “I want my revenge on this person” yet he got bodied three times in a row against that Marisa player

  • @TheSlashd0t
    @TheSlashd0t 9 месяцев назад +1

    Phil is the only person on earth that can perfectly predict what his opponent is going to do AFTER the fact.

  • @NecrossXIII
    @NecrossXIII 9 месяцев назад +4

    What’s crazy is that “these people just play a pattern and a flowchart like neutral jumping” yet he never has an answer to any of these super predictable players

    • @miles6120
      @miles6120 9 месяцев назад +1

      It’s funny cause Phil has his own “flow chart” predictable gameplay 💀💀💀 he’s playing like we’re still running street fighter 2 .

  • @fhagane6821
    @fhagane6821 9 месяцев назад +4

    If you thought the sf4 salt was epic...dude, we have not even seen the full dlc roster yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MegaKratos2
    @MegaKratos2 9 месяцев назад +7

    23:13 - The amount of bullshit the game is giving him is ret.. umm ridiculous 😂

    • @leocarnage1116
      @leocarnage1116 9 месяцев назад

      He wanted to say retarded so badly

  • @mb2776
    @mb2776 9 месяцев назад +1

    "people want me..." stuff only phil wants...

  • @TheKotor2309
    @TheKotor2309 9 месяцев назад +31

    This Phil guy really sorta sucks at fighting games. He would never make it as a professional fighting game player.
    Hell, he wouldn’t make it as a tournament player.
    Too many excuses, not enough skill.

    • @jonesy66691
      @jonesy66691 9 месяцев назад +1

      He placed 4th at EVO bigot

  • @beaniebambino
    @beaniebambino 9 месяцев назад +1

    it's always something with this man. no accountability whatsoever

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 9 месяцев назад +10

    So Phil removed the gunner glasses cause he got salty?
    Thanks for the money dummies!

  • @nonfatalfonso
    @nonfatalfonso 9 месяцев назад +9

    mabye if he buys another copy of the game he will become a better player dood

  • @darthspaghetti86
    @darthspaghetti86 9 месяцев назад +5

    11:57
    It's a Punish Counter, Phil.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 9 месяцев назад

      A counter that came from his command grab missing, AKA a basic thing that's been in fighting games for a long time. I bet if someone tells him moves have recovery frames, he'd be confused about what they're saying.

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 9 месяцев назад +1

    I hope DSP mentions the pro he played next stream and either back peddle or play victim. It’s going to be so funny

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos 9 месяцев назад

    "Watch how long it takes to find a match, it's already taking forever" Oh no it's not instant, it's forever.

  • @Hellcedric
    @Hellcedric 9 месяцев назад +5

    Loved seeing Dave get bodied by Queen Marisa

    • @user-uk6qs5fu9z
      @user-uk6qs5fu9z 9 месяцев назад

      alright we dont like phil yes but no reason to simp to a fictional character

    • @Hellcedric
      @Hellcedric 9 месяцев назад

      @@user-uk6qs5fu9z quit talking to me

    • @happycat4838
      @happycat4838 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@user-uk6qs5fu9z He likes Street Fighter, that's what those people do when they aren't playing the game, they simp over the freak looking characters lol

  • @russellg9622
    @russellg9622 7 месяцев назад

    Watching professional street fighter players is what kept me into fighting games because of the respect they show each other. Watching this guy makes me feel like I’m extremely mature in my gaming.

  • @MegaPhilX
    @MegaPhilX 9 месяцев назад

    "Flowcharting" LMAO
    This guy's ego is so big he can't comprehend anybody being better than him. It breaks his brain.

  • @dogstar6822
    @dogstar6822 9 месяцев назад +2

    You need to impress phil for the win to count? What kind of logic is that?😂😂

  • @sheldoncooper8199
    @sheldoncooper8199 9 месяцев назад +2

    DSP is a better Commentator on SF 6 then a Player cause he always knows why he Lost

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 9 месяцев назад +1

    🐷 "How do you counter luck?!"
    Skill beats luck, Phil. Hardly surprising that you don't know that. 🤣

  • @vonderfaak6357
    @vonderfaak6357 2 месяца назад

    She more than expected that blanka ball tho she baited it out by stepping backwards and timed it perfectly.

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up 9 месяцев назад +1

    Throws a fit like a literal toddler

  • @matthewmichaels669
    @matthewmichaels669 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dave will be getting a Noble prize for this amazing research, it will revolutionise the fighting game genre. He's a pioneer.

  • @symbioticspiderman4
    @symbioticspiderman4 9 месяцев назад

    I love when he says "I parried and did nothing" so he means to say i try to parry and i missed timed it so it didn't work. The way he talks it sounds like when he hit a button not matter the timeing i should work

  • @DlackBick
    @DlackBick 9 месяцев назад

    The slow down fake laughter was golden. 😂😂😂