*buys second copy of the game + new 400 dollar joystick to have the biggest player pool possible *gets trashed over and over decides to blame everything on magic pc players *turns off crossplay
Former pro player and mature adult plays SF6. 1. Ran from Master on XB 2. Smurfed on PS5 3. Ran from Master x 3 on PS5 4. Gets rinsed on PS5 playing Master 5. Turns off cross play and still gets rinsed on PS5 playing Master All in buttery smooth 60 Blames Per Second. And nobody wanted him to turn off cross play but him.
and when the money runs out and all the begging in the world cant save his channel? His purpose is to fleece the dimwitted people who he belittles and chastises at the drop of a hat, all the time blaming others for how terrible he is at gaming now. He is a worthless parasite. 🤣
Well said, I always laughed at the fact he fails to learn. It's amazing that Phil's greatest skill is his inability to learn after all this time. He is a specialist in failure.
For anyone who isn't clued in, at 10:05 DSP is fighting a pro player named Blarrlad, who is a top player for Street Fighter 5 and an Abigail main in that game. His Marisa earned every second of that win.
Its never that they want to find other players, its always because Phil was laying there in the dirt with a bloody face and broken bones saying "had enough huh? I think I'm done with you..."
She quit because her MR was like 200 points higher than Dave's, so it was not worth her time to curbstomp him again for whatever minimum points she got (if she even got any at all)
*Creates a new gimmick to get suggestions from his audience* *Gets a suggestion from his audience to turn off cross-play to avoid PC ChEaTeRs* *Spends first 15 minutes prefacing that it wont work and will be shit, preloading excuses* I wonder why people don't take the time to give him constructive criticism or feedback when he acts like a 7 year-old avoiding vegetables.
It's a narcissistic trait. He wants to present himself as reasonable and open to criticism, but ultimately, he thinks he knows better than everyone, so he won't listen.
People do they get banned by him. Phil burned some major whales for this very reason his forum DSPGAMING is still active and the people have changed their tunes about him.
Sometimes the flow chart pattern is a combo as well, so you're not allowed to do combos? I don't know what the fighting fair DSP SF6 criteria is anymore.
@MrGonq let me help you understand, his opponent stands there and let's fill beat him. Hopefully the connection isn't too good though because he might drop inputs 😂
@@i2econ647or too laggy and drops his input … or just “randomly” drops his input. … OR, the worst of all, when he totally fucks the input and the game just RANDOMLY DECIDED to drop his move. It’s like… well, it’s almost like the problem is Philth… but that can’t be, because he did nothing wrong and everything right
He just can't accept he has hit his wall. He can't even use the PC excuse anymore. It doesn't matter if he got a few wins near the end of the night he is stuck near 1500-1600 MR IF he is lucky. The worst part is he feels this game is good enough to give attention but he cant accept he has fallen into the same trappings of SF4. Oh well... eventually it will be casual lobbies on Friday if we are lucky enough.
@@Sunkhristno sir most people dont give a flying f what "rank" they r they play cause they like the game and get better day by day learning new things every match but phils a manchild who thinks he is cool or has clout cause he is "master rank" in a regarded fighting game, for f sake i play Bowser in smash a low tier and i dont act like this when i lose
I love that he said Chun li was doing a flowchart while she was combo-ing him like, I don't think Phil even knows what the fuck he's even saying anymore xD
That moment at 23:13 where the mask slips off and Phil almost lets his old self show to his dents, only to catch himself mid word and backtrack. Even in the new "reformed" DSP, that old Phil salt never really went anywhere.
14:15 "He just mashed punch and stopped my Blanka Ball because he guessed!" Um... no. That is not what happened. Your Blanka Ball stopped because it reached its maximum distance. The Marisa player recognized this and took advantage of the recovery animation at the end of your move. In the business we call that a Whiff Punish, your moved whiffed, and now you get punished. Also in the mirror match when you both put out a Blanka-chan, those dolls did not collide and both attack you. His passed through yours because you reacted too slow and yours wasn't active yet. The dolls didn't get together and decide to decide to conspire against you specifically. Like what even. I legitimately can't tell if he is that deluded and actually believes the crap he is saying, or is trying to gaslight everyone when they literally saw the footage for themselves and hoping his viewers don't know enough about fighting games to catch it. Like I can't tell which is worse yet both options make me feel uncomfortable.
That Marissa player is an actual competitive player in the FGC and he doesn't understand that against Marisa you NEVER mash because she will punish you immediately and the damage is insane but he gets so desperate
Because he had to have it for sf6 and mortal kombat 1. Which he sucks at both and has already quit mk1 and will most likely give this up soon and start saying it's worse than sf5
Poor guy. His reality is crashing around him. He's aging, he failed his way into a rank that he doesn't deserve with a pattern play he hates so much. His coping to get back to his glory days of 4th place are long behind him and he can't find anything else or anyone else to blame. We are watching a grown man lose his mind..over a video game.
49ms ping "The connection with this person won't let me get any hits in! They didn't earn any of their wins against me!!!!" Yeah Phil all these PC cheaters were totally why you were losing so much, you're doing so well now.
@@YourLocalHoshiyomi I can't stand him, I'm just being honest I watched a little and he actually did win but man the "competition" was fucking TERRIBLE. It's laughable how bad the "master" ranked PS players are.
@@YourLocalHoshiyomi He made a comment saying how DSP was complaining even while winning. He's not a dent. You guys really gotta calm down with these accusations, just because someone defends Phil a little bit doesn't mean they're a fan of his.
14:16 no phil, what happened is that you whiffed blanka ball because she was too far away and you got punished for it. there was no “mashing medium punch” you just got punished for whiffing blanka ball. Master level blanka player everyone
Because in person he's a meek little whiner who is absolutely terrified of being confronted, so he only insults people when they can't retaliate, and if they then try to, he immediately capitulates and starts ass kissing.
Its funny to, they started about the same mr when they first played and blarrlad is up to 1600 in their final set and philup is barely past where he was. Really says alot.
DSP: [whines incessantly about cross play] Fans: "You should disable cross play." DSP: [whines incessantly about how ridiculous people are for suggesting he disable cross play]
That's what always comes to my mind. Show us, Dave. Show us how OP Ken is by dominating with him. Show us how easy it is to win with "patterns" by beating everyone at Master with them. Never gonna happen. He knows at the end of the day that everything he's saying is ridiculous.
This Phil guy really sorta sucks at fighting games. He would never make it as a professional fighting game player. Hell, he wouldn’t make it as a tournament player. Too many excuses, not enough skill.
Oh man, that rematch against the Marisa player was glorious. Made a big deal out of wanting "Revenge" on that player only to get his ass handed to him again.
18:31… if there was another moment to log how DSP doesn’t know how this game works… it’s here. We all know grabs beat DI. As do Parries, 3 fast hits, Supers, counter DI. The only one who didn’t know was you. There are freaking RUclips videos about how to beat DIs as soon as the game came out. You’d think he know with RUclips being his so-called “career”.
At this point I almost feel bad for laughing at him. He HAS to have some form of a mental disability.. no way this is normal and he could think and act like this if he was a normal adult man! Some wires are definitely crossed somewhere
Honestly close to who makes Phil lose his shit in this game is manon the amount of times he lose his shit when gets his ass kicked by manon player same with rashid
What’s crazy is that “these people just play a pattern and a flowchart like neutral jumping” yet he never has an answer to any of these super predictable players
I love how he basically calls out the reason why he loses as he’s complaining. Like “wake up Random super and I get hit!” Yeah, you should know that that’s a thing. It’s been a thing for decades now.
18:20 - Yeah, Phil, that was exactly what happened. She stole on you like a little bitch and immediately ran away scared of your incredible fighting game prowess and wrath.
I love how DSP going ungabunga and just doing stuff off the top of his head is "deep" gameplay to him. But then the people who understand their characters and know the flow of combat are just "playing mindlessly" and "flowcharting"
@@GáborOrosz-y1l He likes Street Fighter, that's what those people do when they aren't playing the game, they simp over the freak looking characters lol
A counter that came from his command grab missing, AKA a basic thing that's been in fighting games for a long time. I bet if someone tells him moves have recovery frames, he'd be confused about what they're saying.
I love when he says "I parried and did nothing" so he means to say i try to parry and i missed timed it so it didn't work. The way he talks it sounds like when he hit a button not matter the timeing i should work
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
*buys second copy of the game + new 400 dollar joystick to have the biggest player pool possible
*gets trashed over and over decides to blame everything on magic pc players
*turns off crossplay
Stonks 📈
@@DSPTriesItMemology101📉
Buttery smooth 60 blames per second
Why doesn't he just buy a 2k pc and another joystick?
@@risefm001🤣 legit lol.
Former pro player and mature adult plays SF6.
1. Ran from Master on XB
2. Smurfed on PS5
3. Ran from Master x 3 on PS5
4. Gets rinsed on PS5 playing Master
5. Turns off cross play and still gets rinsed on PS5 playing Master
All in buttery smooth 60 Blames Per Second.
And nobody wanted him to turn off cross play but him.
60 blames per second 🤣🤣 Genius!!!! 🤣🤣
Haha 60 blames per second
and when the money runs out and all the begging in the world cant save his channel?
His purpose is to fleece the dimwitted people who he belittles and chastises at the drop of a hat, all the time blaming others for how terrible he is at gaming now.
He is a worthless parasite. 🤣
It looks to me he is better than LTG at sf6 now.
@@CovenantSOLDIERhello dent you don't gotta deep throat Dave here do that in his chat
"This fucking sucks, these fucking people are terrible, I can't do anything to anything she did" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard
That chun li bodied him but everyone else sucks lol OK
Nothing he could do!
He did everything correct
"Its all a pattern"
If a pattern keeps working, you aren't learning.
but dooood there is nothing i could do dood, i did everything right i did nothing wrong still he wins dood
The funny thing is he can't even execute single moves, let alone a patten of perfectly timed moves.
Well said, I always laughed at the fact he fails to learn. It's amazing that Phil's greatest skill is his inability to learn after all this time. He is a specialist in failure.
He did everything correct, though.
He woulda overcome the pattern if it was for netcode and the lag dood.
Enjoy your ban **Snort** 🐷
Phil’s flowchart:
1. Beg
3. Snort
2. Complain
4. Scat joke
He's the Angry Video Game Guy.
Content for mature adults and degree in Business
5. Repeat
5. Clears throat
6. Drinks "water"
7. Chews "water"
8. Smacks lips
9. Complains about how he couldn't do anything
10. Repeat
5. Muh wife
For anyone who isn't clued in, at 10:05 DSP is fighting a pro player named Blarrlad, who is a top player for Street Fighter 5 and an Abigail main in that game. His Marisa earned every second of that win.
blarrlad just spamming DI at DSP at the end and then jabbing him out of stun was so good
was just coming to comment this, lmao him thinking blarrlad needs a handicap to beat him is so cocky
I was wondering if anyone else knew Blarrlad xD. I remember Brian_F playing against him MANY a time in a lot of different tournaments in sf5
B-b-but I thought all of the pro players play on PC though.
wrong, all the pros are on PC cheating.
18:06 'Phil loses'
"She quit because she almost lost"
This is by far one of the biggest copes I've ever seen.
Its never that they want to find other players, its always because Phil was laying there in the dirt with a bloody face and broken bones saying "had enough huh? I think I'm done with you..."
She quit because her MR was like 200 points higher than Dave's, so it was not worth her time to curbstomp him again for whatever minimum points she got (if she even got any at all)
*Creates a new gimmick to get suggestions from his audience*
*Gets a suggestion from his audience to turn off cross-play to avoid PC ChEaTeRs*
*Spends first 15 minutes prefacing that it wont work and will be shit, preloading excuses*
I wonder why people don't take the time to give him constructive criticism or feedback when he acts like a 7 year-old avoiding vegetables.
Im pretty sure they do try, but they just get banned for their trouble. dsp just refuses to listen to any criticism.
It's a narcissistic trait. He wants to present himself as reasonable and open to criticism, but ultimately, he thinks he knows better than everyone, so he won't listen.
Just a little *less* wiped than yesterday. But he faced less unique players, so....
People do they get banned by him. Phil burned some major whales for this very reason his forum DSPGAMING is still active and the people have changed their tunes about him.
How many times does DSP need to get his ass beat by the same person before he admits he lost? That they earned the win?
Never.. you could be pummeling him till he's goo and he'll still say you didn't earn it
HOLY SHIT HE JUST STRAIGHT UP SAYS THE FIGHTS HE LOST DON'T COUNT!
HE'S BEEN WINNING ALL NIGHT!
HOLY SHIT, YOU DON'T DRINK YOUR OWN KOOL-AID MY DUDE!
♾
Um never?
DSP admitting they lost fairly? Hahahahahahah
every time phil complains about how bad sf6 is “online”, just remember he’s never played the game offline
Doesn’t lab. Smashes hooves angrily on stick expecting to never lose a single round of any match.
@@risefm001hooves💀💀
He would just revert to blaming monitor lag for his losses.
I legitimately want to see him lose offline just for how much he'd rage.
Lol... I love how he starts making excuses before he even flips crossplay off.
Only phil can prove his trolls wrong by proving them 100% right
The salt is comedy. SF6 has been a salty blessing to DSP
It really has been a sodium quarry of almost infinite wealth.
Blessing to DSPee? Nah, blessing to us! 😀❤️
It's especially hilarious given his early claims that he was doing great and that detractors had nothing to work with. Hubris as it's finest.
Just wait until Tekken brother.. go watch SecretLimited'd Tekken 7 masterpiece; the sea will run salty
Phil's well known for beating his stick on stream.
I guess it wasn’t the crossplay 💀
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ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
Sadly he did win more matches tonight than he has been... crossplay did have better players
I so wish that DSP would participate in an offline tournament. Then we can also see that it isn't the lag either...
If its a pattern Phil, you should be able to predict it.
DSP atrocious at all games.
*random pattern.
Wait, what?
If only he can counter his own lies. Well he does that but still somehow forever cries like a baby needing his hulk hoe gone pulls
Sometimes the flow chart pattern is a combo as well, so you're not allowed to do combos? I don't know what the fighting fair DSP SF6 criteria is anymore.
@MrGonq let me help you understand, his opponent stands there and let's fill beat him. Hopefully the connection isn't too good though because he might drop inputs 😂
@@i2econ647or too laggy and drops his input
… or just “randomly” drops his input.
… OR, the worst of all, when he totally fucks the input and the game just RANDOMLY DECIDED to drop his move.
It’s like… well, it’s almost like the problem is Philth… but that can’t be, because he did nothing wrong and everything right
Phil seems like the type of guy to throw a nuke at the enemy and still somehow miss
There was nothing he could do.
and blame the connection on why it missed!
Stoopid hit bahxes
IT MISSED?! Did you see that, dood? It missed! Ack ack ack!
He’d somehow miss the floor with his foot while walking across the room, that damn PC “left foot right foot” tech dood
He just can't accept he has hit his wall. He can't even use the PC excuse anymore. It doesn't matter if he got a few wins near the end of the night he is stuck near 1500-1600 MR IF he is lucky. The worst part is he feels this game is good enough to give attention but he cant accept he has fallen into the same trappings of SF4. Oh well... eventually it will be casual lobbies on Friday if we are lucky enough.
yeah, W/L W/L W/L doesn't mean he is doing good, bro is delusional
Anyone else would be happy to be even in master rank at all.
Hopefully tired of hearing about fucking SF
@@Sunkhristno sir most people dont give a flying f what "rank" they r they play cause they like the game and get better day by day learning new things every match but phils a manchild who thinks he is cool or has clout cause he is "master rank" in a regarded fighting game, for f sake i play Bowser in smash a low tier and i dont act like this when i lose
@@SuperChatsRNotTips People may play for fun but they will still treat Master Rank like an achievement, as they should.
I'm thoroughly enjoying this LowTierGod era of DSP excuses. "He didn't outplay me, flowchart flowchart, no skill". History repeats itself
Phil was the original LTG, they call dale black Dsp for a reason
I love that he said Chun li was doing a flowchart while she was combo-ing him like, I don't think Phil even knows what the fuck he's even saying anymore xD
That moment at 23:13 where the mask slips off and Phil almost lets his old self show to his dents, only to catch himself mid word and backtrack. Even in the new "reformed" DSP, that old Phil salt never really went anywhere.
There are so many of those pauses on his sf streams, he will slip eventually and call his opponent an slur
Love how every time he faced that marisa he had a big mouth and said it was time for revenge. Only to get absolutely bodied every time😂
14:15
"He just mashed punch and stopped my Blanka Ball because he guessed!"
Um... no. That is not what happened. Your Blanka Ball stopped because it reached its maximum distance. The Marisa player recognized this and took advantage of the recovery animation at the end of your move. In the business we call that a Whiff Punish, your moved whiffed, and now you get punished.
Also in the mirror match when you both put out a Blanka-chan, those dolls did not collide and both attack you. His passed through yours because you reacted too slow and yours wasn't active yet. The dolls didn't get together and decide to decide to conspire against you specifically. Like what even.
I legitimately can't tell if he is that deluded and actually believes the crap he is saying, or is trying to gaslight everyone when they literally saw the footage for themselves and hoping his viewers don't know enough about fighting games to catch it.
Like I can't tell which is worse yet both options make me feel uncomfortable.
My favorite part is he wasn't able to sputter off the same "this character is broken because" bullshit during the Blanka mirrors lol.
I watched a little while he was live and he was complaining even while he was winning lmao it's unbelievable.
Yep he is a sore loser and a sore winner. Pathetic
That Marissa player is an actual competitive player in the FGC and he doesn't understand that against Marisa you NEVER mash because she will punish you immediately and the damage is insane but he gets so desperate
Fighting a player like that honestly is an honor but when you play like DSP it’s an insult to them lol
I'm confused. Optimal combos are flowchart?
Also back to blaming the stick because he can't blame PC cheaters
They are suppose to stop and let phil get his combo in😂 what a bum!
A stick he paid over 300 for and begged his fans to pay him for buying it.
Because he had to have it for sf6 and mortal kombat 1. Which he sucks at both and has already quit mk1 and will most likely give this up soon and start saying it's worse than sf5
Poor guy. His reality is crashing around him. He's aging, he failed his way into a rank that he doesn't deserve with a pattern play he hates so much. His coping to get back to his glory days of 4th place are long behind him and he can't find anything else or anyone else to blame. We are watching a grown man lose his mind..over a video game.
This isn't age, it's alcoholism.
And his addiction to WWE Champion.
@@amns8900 It isn't alcoholism, it's mindset. I've seen alcoholics with far better mindsets than Phil.
49ms ping
"The connection with this person won't let me get any hits in! They didn't earn any of their wins against me!!!!"
Yeah Phil all these PC cheaters were totally why you were losing so much, you're doing so well now.
Funny enough he actually won quite a bit. Playstation players even at MaStEr rank were SO fucking terrible lmao.
@@KroryykDB Say hi for us to the rest of the dents
@@YourLocalHoshiyomi I can't stand him, I'm just being honest I watched a little and he actually did win but man the "competition" was fucking TERRIBLE. It's laughable how bad the "master" ranked PS players are.
@@KroryykDB why are you lying? It's all on the internet... forever...
@@YourLocalHoshiyomi He made a comment saying how DSP was complaining even while winning. He's not a dent. You guys really gotta calm down with these accusations, just because someone defends Phil a little bit doesn't mean they're a fan of his.
23:13 He was about to drop the old 'regarded' slur but barely caught himself...
Huh? Wrong timestamp? He just says "this is absolutely insane" without any pauses, where he could've thought to use another Word. 🤔
@@Dende8981 "The amount of bullshit the game is giving him is ret...ridiculously unfair." He was about to let it fly. Proper timestamp.
"DEY DIDN'T EAHRN IIIIIT!!!"
*Proceeds to mald and seethe as his hubris is checked.*
still haven’t outplayed me
14:16 no phil, what happened is that you whiffed blanka ball because she was too far away and you got punished for it. there was no “mashing medium punch” you just got punished for whiffing blanka ball. Master level blanka player everyone
We want Phil to STOP WHINING!!
no you don't
@@zidanedart Yes I do
@nathancoley6601 not gonna happen he's forever a cry baby child with needing life to hold him by the hand and his lack of reproductive organs
Wont ever happen
I love watching Phil whine and complain, the excuses are hilarious. If you don't like it just stop watching him haha
lmao wow dsp rageing like a child beating his stick LMFAO
Tubs cries about spamming level 3 when Alex jones here smashes that level 3 the second he gets it, only tubs is allowed to use his level 3
I don't know how Jaha and Mike kept their composure around Phil, he has such a punchable attitude about him.
It's hard to give someone a well earned beatdown when they collapse cry and beg to be spared. It's a pitiful sight
@od1401 no that just makes it easier.
Because in person he's a meek little whiner who is absolutely terrified of being confronted, so he only insults people when they can't retaliate, and if they then try to, he immediately capitulates and starts ass kissing.
@@NuiJagaa Indeed, like in the interview. Wriggled like a little worm.
Yo shout out to Blarrlad. Makings us Marisa mains proud by triggering Phil so bad😂
Its funny to, they started about the same mr when they first played and blarrlad is up to 1600 in their final set and philup is barely past where he was. Really says alot.
@@DKSanXFarmed like the barnyard animal he is. 🐷
Never seen someone rage so hard at getting whiff punished
Dude Phil is the biggest pattern player of all time, all he does is low medium kick into command grab or punish everything with low medium kick 💀
Because that's true footsies baby
(Footsies is when everyone plays like they're 13 in the 90s playing SFII)
it always looks like hes legit a bot for training when he plays
DSP: [whines incessantly about cross play]
Fans: "You should disable cross play."
DSP: [whines incessantly about how ridiculous people are for suggesting he disable cross play]
That’s shows how big brain individual dsp is.
Its a win/win for us cause he still got his ass whooped
and whines about high ping even tho his opponents dont have high ping.
And at the end of this stream he was gloating how he was right and proved it tonight. Dude is out of his mind.
Flowchart = combos
This is the man that thinks "combo spam" is a thing lol
Learn to lose Phil. Your days playing games shouldn't be stressful at all. It's video games. Not 9 to 5s 😂
Wrong. Phil is running a business And if you can't donate every time you watch then you shouldn't be watching.
To him it's hard labor...
Self awareness at its peak
People are staring at flowcharts while playing and still destroying Phil.
He thinks loosing is winning and winning is loosing.
"I'm bleeding, that makes me the victor".
That Marisa just broke him. His voice broke, he simply couldn't even try to respond, just random blabber from his cope flowchart.
Delicious.
That super slow ACK across the astral planes got me good hahaha
15:43 - Blarrlad got 5th place at ComboBreaker. You got outplayed Phil.
The Blanka mirrors tell you what his skill level truly is. Doesn't know matchups, and clearly doesn't even know his own character very well either.
Why does DSP laugh like squidward?
Phil should show us how easy it is to get cheap wins online 🐖
That's what always comes to my mind. Show us, Dave. Show us how OP Ken is by dominating with him. Show us how easy it is to win with "patterns" by beating everyone at Master with them. Never gonna happen. He knows at the end of the day that everything he's saying is ridiculous.
Phil: I was winning all night!
Also Phil: loses 2 sets in a row
“Nothing is earned.”
I know, phil, I f’n know.
He spent the entire evening only to get back to 1500 points. Textbook insanity and yes there is gin in the water bottle.
His headstone HAS to say:
Phillip ‘tip me’ Burnell
1935 - 20xx
“There was nothing I could do”
More like 1935 - 202X
God, I hope be uses that cross play excuse durring his divorce hearing
Chun-Li: *Does a pretty complicated combo
DSP: This FLOWCHART
buddy I don't think you know what flowchart means in this case.
It was a very impressive combo but Phil just kept running his mouth all through it
“The pattern” is playing optimally. And I couldn’t stay away for 2 days. 😂
23:13 - The amount of bullshit the game is giving him is ret.. umm ridiculous 😂
He wanted to say retarded so badly
it must feel so good to always be right about everything, but lonely.
5:04 The sound you hear you're in the lowest depths of Hell
This Phil guy really sorta sucks at fighting games. He would never make it as a professional fighting game player.
Hell, he wouldn’t make it as a tournament player.
Too many excuses, not enough skill.
He placed 4th at EVO bigot
All his matches against Marisa
Ancient lolcow discovers what pressure is
Throws a fit like a literal toddler
Those poor Sanwa buttons…they’ve probably seen more abuse in the past four months than they would have in four years at a Japanese arcade.
Random Hail Mary jump ? That looked pretty predictable Phil , considering he ground projectiles to make you jump .
You need to impress phil for the win to count? What kind of logic is that?😂😂
“It’s a Flow Chart” put it on a shirt
"His walk forward is ridiculously nuts" - wow, just wow
DSP getting bodied so hard lmao
Oh man, that rematch against the Marisa player was glorious. Made a big deal out of wanting "Revenge" on that player only to get his ass handed to him again.
Reminds me of his SF4 days, he made a similar rant about wanting revenge, and then when rematched he got double perfected.
18:31… if there was another moment to log how DSP doesn’t know how this game works… it’s here.
We all know grabs beat DI. As do Parries, 3 fast hits, Supers, counter DI. The only one who didn’t know was you.
There are freaking RUclips videos about how to beat DIs as soon as the game came out.
You’d think he know with RUclips being his so-called “career”.
John and Howard must have had the patience of saints.
Talks about being postive and then non-stop trash talks people who beat his ass.
At this point I almost feel bad for laughing at him. He HAS to have some form of a mental disability.. no way this is normal and he could think and act like this if he was a normal adult man! Some wires are definitely crossed somewhere
Wait did he lose to the same Marisa in 3 different matches? LMAO
it's great because he actually clawed back a bunch of his MR but that's incapable of making him happy
41 years old, btw
Everyone goes on about the Ken and JP salt but good Rashids absolutely trigger him beyond belief. They’re my favorite 😂
Yeah Rashid triggers Phil almost to the extent as JP and that’s really hilarious seeing as Rashid is a Social Media Influencer. Lmao
Honestly close to who makes Phil lose his shit in this game is manon the amount of times he lose his shit when gets his ass kicked by manon player same with rashid
There's this thing in fighting games called 'frame traps" Trill, you'd have thought a former pro would know that.
DSP is forgetting about the 500ms of lag it takes for his brain signals to pass through that thick skull of his
"people want me..." stuff only phil wants...
I hope DSP mentions the pro he played next stream and either back peddle or play victim. It’s going to be so funny
called it lol
What’s crazy is that “these people just play a pattern and a flowchart like neutral jumping” yet he never has an answer to any of these super predictable players
It’s funny cause Phil has his own “flow chart” predictable gameplay 💀💀💀 he’s playing like we’re still running street fighter 2 .
6:13 geez, I wonder how his opponent can reliably do their moves but Phil seems to be dropping them…
They must be a secret PC player obviously
“She kept spamming and it hit the end of my blocka ball” it sounds like she knew how far that move goes and knew she could punish
"Flowcharting" LMAO
This guy's ego is so big he can't comprehend anybody being better than him. It breaks his brain.
That Marisa mini arc was chef's kiss.
I love how he basically calls out the reason why he loses as he’s complaining. Like “wake up
Random super and I get hit!” Yeah, you should know that that’s a thing. It’s been a thing for decades now.
4:40 he doesn't even know what a flow chart is. just because people know optimal combos/routes doesn't mean they're flowcharting, fill
Dave is a scrub, but what's disturbing is the way he scams special people.
Its really odd the footage of him looks like some older man but his voice sounds like an upset child.
18:20 - Yeah, Phil, that was exactly what happened. She stole on you like a little bitch and immediately ran away scared of your incredible fighting game prowess and wrath.
I love how DSP going ungabunga and just doing stuff off the top of his head is "deep" gameplay to him. But then the people who understand their characters and know the flow of combat are just "playing mindlessly" and "flowcharting"
“I want my revenge on this person” yet he got bodied three times in a row against that Marisa player
Phil is the only person on earth that can perfectly predict what his opponent is going to do AFTER the fact.
24:58 "This is preposterous" I don't know why, but that made me laugh way harder than it has any right to.
Loved seeing Dave get bodied by Queen Marisa
alright we dont like phil yes but no reason to simp to a fictional character
@@GáborOrosz-y1l quit talking to me
@@GáborOrosz-y1l He likes Street Fighter, that's what those people do when they aren't playing the game, they simp over the freak looking characters lol
“I did nothing and he hit me” uhhhh……. That’s how it works philbert
11:57
It's a Punish Counter, Phil.
A counter that came from his command grab missing, AKA a basic thing that's been in fighting games for a long time. I bet if someone tells him moves have recovery frames, he'd be confused about what they're saying.
This is amazing how he’s whining like a spoiled little rich boy!😂
I love when he says "I parried and did nothing" so he means to say i try to parry and i missed timed it so it didn't work. The way he talks it sounds like when he hit a button not matter the timeing i should work