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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
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Just here to remind everyone that RPG Overload isn’t a thing and is just Phil’s cope for his failed business
he says its overload, yet they all lost money... thats not how that worked at all
facts.
Listening to Phil feels like you're stuck in an endless time loop as he rants about the same topics over and over...
The only thing that's changed over the years is his background
riiightttt..
riiighttt..?
all right... right?
He says right at least 900 times a day, no exaggerating
@@delaybuster9611His background and how many years he’s been in “business” lol
Phil created his own personal Purgatory.
Yeah I gotta take at least week long breaks here and there at this point. If I watch these videos too consistently it makes my head genuinely spin. The way Atlus times his upload is actually perfect cause he usually comes back as an uploader when I do as a viewer hahaha
I can't believe he's still going on about RPG overload. I thought we were past that arc for this season?
Piggy claims overload and some dent will go; "I'll pay you $50 every time you stream it!"= a happy Piggy, earning Hogans and keeping his little cult in check!
Note: he initially called it “RPG Heaven” and said we were lucky to get so many RPGs at once
Yet he'll still play another RPG if some paypig offers 50 dollars a stream
Every level one podcast is a clip show, otherwise it would only be 30 minutes.
@@Pwop_god I forgot about that lmao
DSP is one of the only streamers I know that gets this angry about people being “off topic” in chat. The streamers I watch usually join in whenever someone in chat brings up a random question or topic. It’s like Brian said in his react to the steak freakout, it’s 15 minutes of free content to fill dead air while traveling to a quest marker or something.
What does he expect chat to be? A constant stream of “Wow DSP, you are so good at Halo, the way you drove that warthog off a cliff was so skillful and meaningful.”
He's legitimately a scumbag between complaining about money issues and trashing other people. Kat should be embarrassed
Ive had 1 streamer complain about offtopic in chat, but never have I had anyone angry about it like DSP
It’s so narcissistic yeah lol
Like it’s so weird when he specifically gets pissed at people “talking amongst themselves” like yeah what did you think they were gonna do? They’re all with each other in a stream, they’ll eventually start talking to each other when things are slower. So bizarre to wanna limit communication as a community
Phil almost certainly has NPD so what you said is exactly what he wants to hear. - What does he expect chat to be? A constant stream of “Wow DSP, you are so good!" His fragile ego needs constant external validation. Everything has to be about him all the time. Phil also wants his hand held constantly because thinking about stuff is hard.
Dude I'd be happy just to have people actually in my chat talking lol
If Phil had the emotional intelligence to lean into these memes and the mental capability to poke fun at himself, he'd probably cut down on 99% of the "problems" he has.
That's one thing a narcissist can't do. There is no way in hell that their ego would let them laugh at themselves, or even admit that they're wrong.
Then he wouldn't be the pigroach
Same if he owned his “King of the lol-cows” status
But with his narcissism all it takes is one troll to take a dig at his ego and he will eat that bait, line and sinker EVERY time
But he’s a serious respectable MANS MAN!
10:50 “I can’t lose my job or lose my sponsorship, because I don’t have anything like that.” LOL
No sponsorships and, even less, a job.
Yeah, that's about right.
It was delicious.
It had to be his subconscious to help him accept he is a bum
Self felt
We're in a cobra style loop with all this RPG overload yapping
Cobra loops are often more entertaining
@@AtlustheBookkeeperME!! So for the sick thing, I had a perfect immune system until I was 29 when I got Lymes Disease. If I eat anything like bread or anything but straight meat and I immediately get hit with pain and extreme flu symptoms, also causes states of psychosis and for clarity, I'm a very healthy person and this still happens. I had to change my whole life based on it. Now there are a few things why she gets sick if it's actually real, it's either Lymes Disease, Diabetes, Pots disease, Thyroid disease. The difficult part is pinpointing, there are all specific tests that are covered by insurance and answers you won't get from an emergency room. Also, as for me, I will probably never get better because the only real ''cure'', is a stem cell replacement which costs an insane amount and is voluntary so insurance won't pay for it even though I have full coverage. Anyways, no matter what, she needs guidance otherwise the damage your body takes constantly now eating what the body can and cannot eat and not having exercise, an early passing and a life of pain and fatigue is inevitable. My point is, the prognosis is making her actually sick and wrecking her immune system.
@@AtlustheBookkeepercopied my comment from yesterday to make everyone aware that DSP is the equivalent to Lymes Disease
His full time job is to play these games. I can’t imagine how he is in a real style job. “There is a trash overload, and I can’t even take the trash out, it’s so much work. I threw out the trash a week ago, and they want me to throw it away again today? “
I'll say it once more. He uses "literally" like a middle-schooler. Incorrectly and way too often.
Literally mind-numbing.
"I can't criticize." That means "I can't call the developers mouth droolers for my lack of skill, demand they be fired, become homeless, and have to pimp themselves out to survive." What a pig.
Ugh, more “I don’t care about detractor memes. Now I shall talk about it for 20 minutes.”
It is absolute MIND BOGGLING to me that literally everything he says is projection. Literally every insult levied at his dents is STUFF THAT HE DOES.
How does he get off calling people stupid,when he gets baited so much
Great question
He calls himself intelligent and adults.. meanwhile jayde and derich are documented handicapped and dsp begs them for liquor tip money.. says a lot
Hermit loves to say he is right, and asks righttt?... every 2 sentences... and usually he is not right... its insane
I keep yelling at my screen "NO!" every time he says something like that.
Everyone’s out to get the guy, everyone. Lame-o is his name-o
The average playtime for a normal person is about 2-3 weeks for a long RPG to completion while having a full time job. Its mind-boggling how bad his time management is, its actually amazing.
Pulling Hogans and ordering Doordash is exhausting, dood.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
5:36 sandwich shop mentioned LETS GOO
To paraphrase a line from Braveheart, Phil thinks his chat exists to provide him with money and information. I think Phil's streams exist to provide those people with entertainment. The detractors exist to make sure that they have it.
he now openly lets detractors in amd doesnt realize.. dentronix, is an obvious guy who has convo with a 2nd guy with DenT in his username 😂
This dude really thinks he’s hurting people feelings when he calls them idiots
The white space around your avatar along with the shifting light is a nice touch.
Thank you I'm glad you noticed and appreciated it. Makes it all worth it 🙏
DSP- You know I don't play sports.
Yeah, we can tell.
"Now go make your videos about it! 'Cause that's all you're gonna do!" What exactly do you WANT people to do, Phil? He should know better than anyone that taunting your trolls into taking action never ends well.
Not being able to talk about something other than what's on screen is fuckin wild bro lmao
17:36 he takes memes and the off topic chat too seriously. The only interaction he wants is praise to him
It time bed
Perfect time for atlus bedtime story ❤
God speed Atlus it takes a certain strength to sit through these and make it digestable for the rest of us. Big ups!
I try my best boss 🙏
Damn! Atlus pulled out the fresh sandwich shop art surprise. Forget the detail cutting the perfect slice of meat for a sandwich. Look at the detail in that fine piece of art! Deserves to be in a gallery in NYC somewhere.
I cant wait for brian's inevitable detractor channel
Between larpers, Brian, the usual detractors, and apparently even Kat, it's amazing how Phil just doesn't catch on to the fact he's being trolled, constantly.
I really love the Atlus the Videokeeper art. It's like, Blockbuster style but also Warhammer 40k style. Big ups.
Glad you like the art 🙏
DSP sees an rpg and lumps it up with samey japanese stuff he's seen ten billion times already
But Like a Dragon like him frfrfr
I don’t know why anyone would watch content from Phil. Atlus putting in the work so we can all laugh. You’re now my favorite detractor by far. Love the commentary!
DSP being the finest representative of the “I’m not owned>corn cob” meme for a daily streak longer than his WWE Champions login record.
"Here I am having real life". Sitting alone all day begging to dents and leaving the snort fort once a week. Man that sounds like a robust "real life"
I love when Phil goes into these types of rants. He really went on a 20 minute rant over a small joke lol
Phil is the kind of guy who orders his steak well done and sends it back because it's too dry.
Im always happy to see Sandwich-style Atlus. Big ups brother
With large companies he's creating his own correlation and causation. But he doesn't see the correlation between "if you enjoy what you see, please contribute" and not getting contributions.
First bookkeeper, then a sandwich shop owner and recently if I recall, a movie store owner! Got more on that resume than DSP ever will lmao all jokes aside keep up with the good work and ROBUST content💪🏾💪🏾
"They are all the same but different" I love this line it's so meta
As an rpg fan I was in heaven. I work a full time job and still had time to play and finish quite a few of the RPGs
His whole opposition to people advertising products is hilarious when you pull up that recent clip of him saying that yes he would take a sponsorship if he believed in the product. We all know that it’ll never happen because sponsors go off analytics and not the words of some beggar
The Infinite Wealth Arc from The Machinima Days is long gone and, thankfully, never coming back.
A whole 3 dents were talking about the game, lol Fucking 3 🤣🤣
For streamers to blame games for failure is like mechanics blaming their tools. At the end of the day you have to know what you are doing. If you 15+ years into this you better be successful.
It’s not the game it’s the gamer
DSPs chat is the only chat ever that you cant chat
Processing DSP's actions made me realize how truly unhinged and far gone he is
At this point DSP isn't taking bait, he's hoarding it so nobody else ever gets baited.
I love the new ending art where you're at Blockbuster. Really charming addition.
Thank you for the sandwich style analogy, there the only ones I can understand
"The nekko" - "The roleback nekko" - "the nekko of street fighter 6" - "generation of nekko"
DPS seems like the type to like his steak well done.
Big ups to "whoever invented the net code". Man, it would be really embarrassing if Phil knew who that was and had a history of slandering that person or persons, and doubly embarrassing if that history was decades long.
He's stressed out running around trying to get stuff done while we're joking about steaks, yeah that's exactly right Phil
Yeah like his stress determines what hid chat talks about
I remember when RPGs used to be just one set of game. I feel like people call everything RPGs now as long as there are health bars and enemies on a map
Yessir. The genres for video games are so vague and without meaning now it's barely worth acknowledgement
I think what people are missing is Philip's streams are for Philip. Philip buys the expensive seat, Philip gets the mid high range monitor, Philip gets the best audio, and if Philip's audience wants better quality anything they're going to need to donate. Why is it a surprise then that Philip doesn't like his audience talking amongst themselves? Philip's audience is there to entertain Philip. They are to compliment him, laugh at his poop jokes, give him money, ask him questions, engage him in conversation, and any deviation from that is needs to be moderated.
Steaks are delicious. I'm grilling up some Filet Mignons tonight from my Omaha Steaks delivery I got for Father's Day for being a great cat dad. Just being hahnest and transparent dood.
I love the contrast between his meltdowns and how he explains it the next day, he really is that abusive boyfriend stereotype
I'm literally shaking in my chair as dsp has cooked me. Bro how the fuck will recover? Oh yeah I'll be fine because I have a life
In before Phil claims RPG burnout gave him PTSD
1:19 ReLink, not Versus...
The stream got hijacked by the chat lemaooo.
The fact that the chat is more engaging than the stream is embarrassing.
If that was my legacy, I would just throw the towel and join the gig economy immediately.
"Here I am having real life, going on stressed out trying to get stuff done on my day off while you are there talking about steaks" this might be DSP's biggest self own I have seen in a while. Those morahns in chat spending their time off chatting about steaks on some livestream, not like me, spending my only free day of the week stressed out because of internet bullshit. Truly a DSP W.
16:24 KronoDragon in his chat: “…and you took it out on the audience. Thus the steak meme.” Even his chat can follow that simple through line
He knows exactly who made that net code lmao
I feel like I'm listening to an endless record at this point. Same lines of dialogue and complaining on loop.
He's a skyrium npc.
"The idiot who wants to waste your time to make money" - Guy who told 30 minute spicy Chinese food story before begging
Referring to a criticism as "giving me lip" might be the most disconnected, boomer thing I've heard in a while lol
I'm probably late to the party as Im usually an audio style enjoyer for the vids, but man oh man that skeleton sandwich shop graphic goes soooooo hard brother !!! legit looks like a cartoon I would watch or something
Darksy does great art work and never disappoints 🙏
Wait, sock account, or SOK....like Sons of Kojima. Is Philbert the genesis of sock accounts?! This man is batting a 1,000!! He's invented everything, he's gonna blow up soon! Big Ups Playa'
As punishment for prisoners, they should be made to listen to all of dsp’s beg segments on loop 🙏💀
Phil is backtracking his criticism cause of Joon. I have no doubt that Joon told Phil he’s covering these sections of Phil’s history and now Phil is putting a positive spin on those areas.
For this part at 18:35
He treats his streams like middle school. He's the teacher, and his chat is the students. Anytime they tank amongst themselves, he goes, "TALK TO ME! TALK ABOUT THE GAME! Stop derailing MY stream! You understand!?" Literally no others streamer does this except phail. Its really sad he acts this way..
Remember this PoS *PICKED THESE GAMES* himself.
Imagine you're at a party. And the host starts complaining that no one is talking to them, and everyone is talking about funny stories they had together instead of talking about the party
It's disrespectful to have a community and chat. RUclips...shut the comments and chats down. - DSP
Only Phil in his attempt to downplay the Steak incident could still sound like such a dictator. with statements like "Literally the entire chat was talking about steaks and BBQ sauces and I'm like guys this is my stream" "I know there people who want to talk about street fighter but they can't because you're derailing the stream"
Doesn't that sound like such a great community? Phil hates that you're talking about steak on HIS STREAM. His audience is so weak they can't talk about the game because people are having a different conversation at the moment. That's considered derailment. Only in Phil's chat that the chat being active could be considered a bad thing.
What he won't tell you is that it was literally one guy asking, "Why are people talking about steaks?"
It's an innocuous question, but this dood just took it and waddled with it to spin the whole "Chat was DERAILED!" tism.
Not only is the whole "off topic streamer chat" extremely regarded to begin with, his reasoning behind it is as flimsy as his arms.
For someone with a “business degree” he really doesn’t understand the idea of competition. Of course multiple companies will release games (or any piece of media) around the same times. If consumers like one over the other the business may be able to prevent a sale to their competitor by making a more interesting or better product. Just like multiple sandwich shops having a roast beef on rye, the better shop will get your money!
That haircut makes him look so dented.
Philip Burnell: Union Spokesman - Local 4thEVO Independent Gamers Of America
It's baby steps for the baby man perfectly sums up DSP 😂
DSP thinks the reason some of the games underperformed was because there were too many RPGs on the market and not because of other factors like, say, lack of marketing or publishers having insanely high expectations based solely on brand name recognition or the fact that not everyone who plays games plays RPGs. Also, in the era of digital distribution, not everyone buys a game the first day, week, or month anymore - especially with games costing 70 dollars most of the time. DSP would open a hamburger place within distance of a McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, and Jack in the Box, make very little profit and then say the problem is that there's too many burger options.
I'm vegan and I welcome steak discussion in my comments.
Based also big ups for the 2 🙏
I dont think ive ever complained because there was too much of a thing I enjoyed.
His argument about "Don't come here to hang out" is so odd. So many businesses would kill to be where people go to pay for their sandwiches and hang out. If someone saw the news and the first thought was "I cannot wait to get to the stream and talk about this" then that is building a community
I think it's because he knows most of the people in chat are LARPers trolling. This is what is meant when they say he has disdain for his fans.
@8bitorgy I always thought that if that was the case, he wouldn't be so ready to feed into their trolling. But maybe that is the beautiful mystery that brings me back. His seeing the trap but being unable to avoid it.
DSP
Claims to be a variety streamer
Plays several RPG games back to back
Complains about RPG overload
In "the parable of the RPG overload", Phil is FF7, and other 'lets players' are the names of other RPGs. If he were the only streamer, he would have been successful.
Funny how none of these necessary rules were not an issue when he didn't pay attention to the chat when he began streaming. Just another one of his tisms, power/ego trip one in this case.
Lets not forget Phil said the netcode was broken from the start and that he was banned from forums for criticising it.
"it doesn't feels special anymore", is he a child?
THUMBNAIL OF THE Week 😂❤
I appreciate your bids. I can't stomach this guys raw footage even when he's being crazy it's boring. But voice over style detractors make it entertaining.
Glad I can make the difference in the entertainment department
phil really thinks all these companies dont compete, like obviously a lot of studios are gonna release stuff around the same time. he thinks his game stream schedule matters to people.
Funny he always calls people snowflakes. Doubtful he even knows what it means. He’s the biggest snowflake I’ve ever seen
He tells his side of the chat being derailed like he expects sympathy from streamers just like him. The problem is: Not even his "Peers" agree with him. So it makes him look worse.
I didn't punch air, that kind of energy is used for more important things and people than the guy. The stuff that riles him up are such minuscule things of no actual importance.
god bless atlus. hope you have a great day too.
15:10 Phil your idea of a fun time is staring at goldfish in a Petco you have no room to call others boring
*waah*
I actually started crying with laughter at the very end. Thank you for everything here, lord skeleton.
Glad the joke was appreciated by at least one person 🙏