The Biggest Jerks Of Skyrim

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  • With all of the jerks in Skyrim, you may be wondering which ones are the biggest. Well wonder no more! Because this video has the answer.
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  • @penguin7797
    @penguin7797 5 лет назад +774

    An example of rudeness:
    Dragonborn: (Kills Alduin, saves all of tamriel)
    Imperial Soliders: Citizen

  • @bellystraw
    @bellystraw 6 лет назад +1704

    All of Balgruff's children

    • @doctordirt4481
      @doctordirt4481 6 лет назад +10

      Bellystraw XD

    • @Cov1ngtonsGhOst
      @Cov1ngtonsGhOst 6 лет назад +229

      No Balgruufs older son is pretty cool. But yeah his daughter and satanist 8 year old are right young pricks.

    • @julidercoolehund1536
      @julidercoolehund1536 6 лет назад +1

      Bellystraw no just the Long Haie Guy the others are cool

    • @thelastfeelbender
      @thelastfeelbender 6 лет назад +63

      Bellystraw Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.

    • @YourMom-wo8hu
      @YourMom-wo8hu 6 лет назад +30

      One boy is cool the other boy is well... and the girl is spoiled

  • @doppy8682
    @doppy8682 5 лет назад +411

    I really wish you could befriend Nazeem!
    *SO YOU CAN OFFER HIS BLOOD TO THE EBONY BLADE AND FEED ON HIS FEELING OF BETRAYAL*

    • @olivias.9521
      @olivias.9521 5 лет назад +3

      yeah. makes sense

    • @randomperson5655
      @randomperson5655 5 лет назад +28

      sacrifice him for boethiah's calling

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw 4 года назад +4

      @@randomperson5655 y e s

    • @FBI-rn6xz
      @FBI-rn6xz 4 года назад +8

      Red Dragon Does Stuff soul trap him and use put his soul in a pair of boots then yet them in the ocean

    • @dontme8174
      @dontme8174 3 года назад

      I hope a mod exists for this

  • @alpyr3906
    @alpyr3906 5 лет назад +245

    I killed Nazeem in his sleep.
    Nobody seemed to care.

    • @olivias.9521
      @olivias.9521 5 лет назад +1

      Figures.

    • @FinallyDenial
      @FinallyDenial 4 года назад

      @@olivias.9521 you elders always so boring

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 4 года назад +7

      During one of my playthroughs, he got ripped apart by vampires! Funny as HELL!!!

    • @zootopiaondvd8081
      @zootopiaondvd8081 4 года назад

      bruh i killed him and his wife sent mercenaries after me

    • @Rottenberg666
      @Rottenberg666 4 года назад +1

      i chokeslammed him to death in the market and nobody cared either. Mods are great.

  • @57reaver
    @57reaver 6 лет назад +697

    Anytime people are a jerk to me in Skyrim they become an item in my home. If they can be killed I cast fury on them, then soul trap, then kill them and use the soul that went into the black star to put into an item I loot from them. I then name the item after them and display it. I have Nazzem in My house proudly on display

    • @MsNeonNERD
      @MsNeonNERD 6 лет назад +164

      57reaver holy shit that's so dark. I'm totally going to do this now. Thanks!

    • @torpid2906
      @torpid2906 6 лет назад +95

      Time to pay a visit to nazeem

    • @persona3444
      @persona3444 6 лет назад +56

      If you want to kill an essential character you can use the wabberjack on them, turn them into anything and boom. Just a tip ;)

    • @porchugawhale9938
      @porchugawhale9938 6 лет назад +9

      thought wabbajack didn't work on some characters, like daedric lords

    • @persona3444
      @persona3444 6 лет назад +3

      Matthew Weyer Doesn't it? I haven't tried it on too many characters so that's something I've learnt today!

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 7 лет назад +507

    "Good to see you again friend. Get out of my face."
    Top 10 anime frenemy

  • @astuteanansi4935
    @astuteanansi4935 6 лет назад +162

    "the purpose of the Blades is to serve the Dragonborn"
    *proceed to constantly order the Dragonborn around*

    • @christophersantos4825
      @christophersantos4825 3 года назад +25

      And then disown him when he spares 1 dragon out of a hundred

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 3 года назад +12

      arngeir's got it spot on. "they may claim to serve the dragonborn but they don't and never have"

    • @sirduncebag6190
      @sirduncebag6190 2 года назад +4

      @@JaxontheOkay I think oblivion blades would actually be willing to genuinely serve me, the dragonborn, maybe ask favors, but not demand crap

  • @riliame
    @riliame 5 лет назад +53

    Dragonborn: *standing with a dragon skeleton behind them after eating its soul*
    Random Nord: "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!"

    • @Cody-nu8cv
      @Cody-nu8cv 5 месяцев назад

      The only milk I drink is from YOUR mother hahahahaha bandit: what you son of a..... me: chops head off. There much better now.

  • @billcipherfan3574
    @billcipherfan3574 6 лет назад +185

    A dragon went to whiterun and it killed nazeem, now I thank that dragon.

  • @kyrieeleison9599
    @kyrieeleison9599 5 лет назад +534

    I have 6 houses
    I'm a thane of two major towns
    And I have three loyal fighters
    Fighting beside me
    Nazeem has 2 cabbages

    • @goergebobicles1351
      @goergebobicles1351 4 года назад +53

      But do you get to the cloud district often?

    • @JohnCena-zm2mt
      @JohnCena-zm2mt 4 года назад +6

      Goerge Bobicles I died when I read that 😭💀😂😂🤣🤣

    • @bunnitomoe3866
      @bunnitomoe3866 3 года назад

      @PaperbackPQ you can't unless you get mod

    • @chieckenman4432
      @chieckenman4432 3 года назад

      @PaperbackPQ
      You can if you have 1 humanoid follower and the other one is a pet (dog, armored troll, riekling, dwarven robot) and also a 3rd one if the follower is part of a certain quest (you can also exploit some bugs)

    • @jasonbrody1540
      @jasonbrody1540 3 года назад +6

      That's all you've got?
      I am thane of 9 holds
      I have 9 houses
      I am the Harbinger of the Companions, the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, the Master of the Thieves Guild, member of House Telvanni, a Stormblade of the Stormcloak Army
      I have one immortal follower, who can destroy all of my enemies
      I've killed Alduin
      I've put an end to Miraak and his cult
      I've destroyed Harkon and his clan.
      Of course I just teasing you, I hate this Nazeem-jerk too.

  • @falkreathguard6764
    @falkreathguard6764 5 лет назад +334

    You are simply jealous of my achievements.

    • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
      @paladinmaguireofbos3347 3 года назад +11

      Oh god! no god please no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @nazeem7590
      @nazeem7590 Год назад +9

      Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don’t.

    • @JD_the_fox
      @JD_the_fox Год назад +3

      @@nazeem7590 As the thane of whiterun i will ask you just once to stop with this the cloud district stuff or I will call odahvin to grab you and take you to the clouds and then drop you

    • @birisuandrei1551
      @birisuandrei1551 Год назад +2

      You better wear knee protection.... *Draws Dragonbone bow*

    • @whatwhatyep
      @whatwhatyep Год назад

      ​@@nazeem7590 I'm getting very close to murdering him and the jarl of whiteruns kids. I'm a lone wolf and I only affiliate with people who I mutually benifit from. I'm only a few hundred hours in and their cheek is driving me crazy. I only go in there to rinse the wizard and rest of the merchants.

  • @ramennoodleman1567
    @ramennoodleman1567 6 лет назад +37

    I sent Nazeem to the “cloud” district

  • @MikeO7977
    @MikeO7977 7 лет назад +662

    I honestly hoped for Maven to be listed here, she's the worst of the worst.

    • @raimethefumeknight2062
      @raimethefumeknight2062 7 лет назад +93

      MikeO7977 If you do the Thalmor embassy infiltration mission, you'll get a discussion between Maven Blackbriar and The Jarl of Morthal discussing about the mistreatment of the dark eleves in Windhelm and how she's disgusted by it.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 лет назад +84

      she's a very shady business woman, but i would not put her as one of the top 5 jerks. if you stay out of her way, you'll have no problems with her. most the people on this list go out of their way to ruin you and others.

    • @sam-2341
      @sam-2341 7 лет назад +14

      MikeO7977 there's a mod to kill her... ;)

    • @somerandomguy6815
      @somerandomguy6815 7 лет назад

      Thomas Jenkins Glad i get to beat the shit out of her by using a Mod called Open Civil War which restores all battles for each holds, And then later Kill her with Console commands.

    • @Felahliir
      @Felahliir 7 лет назад +45

      She always ALWAYS insults you please, she's like the most evil creature in all of Aurbis.
      Even Molag Bal is terrified of her.

  • @warrioroflight6872
    @warrioroflight6872 7 лет назад +98

    It must have been one HECK of a chore to choose ONLY FIVE of Skyrim's biggest scumbags. I must salute you Cantina!

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 лет назад +4

      +WarriorofLight I can attest that it was not an easy task deciding who should make it.

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 6 лет назад +2

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

    • @CrazyGuyoftheWest
      @CrazyGuyoftheWest 6 лет назад +1

      But Blueberry IceCream Man, the Imperial General doesn't even know who you are and how you got in that wagon at the start of the game and she sends you to chopping block for her own amusement!

  • @einfachilya6903
    @einfachilya6903 5 лет назад +85

    I got the Imperials and Stormcloaks to agree to a temporary truce, mediated by the Grey Beards, who hadn't interacted with skyrim directly in centuries. I even got the Blades and the Thalmor to hold off killing each other for a bit.
    I went and found an Elder Scroll and used it to see through time, to learn a Shout no one had heard in more than 3000 years.
    I used Whiterun's place to capture a dragon, which I then rode to a hidden Dragon CUlt Temple, and soon after, into a protal to Sovngarde. The place most people have to die before they can even hope to see it.
    While there, I defeated Alduin, who could've destroyed the entire world. The last time Alduin threatened people, the only way to win was to create a rift in time and force him into it. Alduin is nearly a god, and it wasnt easy, but I finally defeated him.
    After reluctantly leaving the strikingly beautiful Sovngarde, I took a trip back to Whiterun, to tell my good friend Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, the man who helped me capture a dragon using his palace, that the threat is finally over.
    "Fancy robes. You a wizard or something?"

  • @charliechar2717
    @charliechar2717 6 лет назад +161

    Where was Ancano, my dude?

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 лет назад +37

      Iwhampha All Thalmor are assholes

    • @creativename7230
      @creativename7230 4 года назад +13

      Don't forget Ondolamar

    • @quickrundown3859
      @quickrundown3859 3 года назад +7

      @@creativename7230 Ondolemar's not so bad. I actually got him to like me enough to leave his inheritance to me after he took a swan dive off the steps of Understone Keep.

    • @korvusgaming4927
      @korvusgaming4927 3 года назад

      @@quickrundown3859 He's still a prick to everyone else.

    • @sirduncebag6190
      @sirduncebag6190 2 года назад

      A power-hungry jackass isn't the worst of them, believe it or not

  • @tsunj8530
    @tsunj8530 7 лет назад +379

    In my opinion:
    5. Olfrid Battle-Born
    4. Mercer Frey
    3. Helgen Imperial Officer
    2. Nazeem
    1. Ancano

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 6 лет назад +32

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

    • @xaviersomeone5596
      @xaviersomeone5596 6 лет назад +9

      MrKoolAidMan yeah I hate all thalmor and definitely that helgen bitch

    • @williamedward1666
      @williamedward1666 6 лет назад +10

      Not sure about Ancano. I mean, sure he's evil, but he's also the only one in the Thalmor who seems to know what tact is. Maybe put Ondolemar there instead.

    • @OverproofMMA
      @OverproofMMA 6 лет назад +7

      You mean Legate Rikke?

    • @loudpipessavelives4789
      @loudpipessavelives4789 6 лет назад +1

      I just want to know how distantly Mercer Frey of Tamriel, and Walter Frey of Westeros are related?

  • @tefras14
    @tefras14 6 лет назад +133

    Delphine patronized the player at every opportunity

    • @MertOguz
      @MertOguz 6 лет назад +13

      Actually, on my first playthrough of skyrim, I wanted to marry that woman. Such a rare dominant and strong female character. Or maybe I am a mazochist

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 лет назад +17

      If you think strong females are rare you need strong glasses.

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 лет назад +3

      Everyone in this game does that but the Dragon Born is dumb. So you never can say f off or even realize it.

    • @curranmckenzie9574
      @curranmckenzie9574 5 лет назад +16

      “Muh kill the only nice dragon in Skyrim or we won’t be friends with you anymore”

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 лет назад +11

      @@curranmckenzie9574 It doesn't even make any sense. The Blades are primarily spys. They support the dragon born. Skyrim says fuck that. Instead opting to make the dragon born i.e. the player their bitch. That craps on the lore and in gameplay it sucks. So Bethesda's excuse of creating the story around the gameplay doesn't work to justify that.

  • @rattlezing7987
    @rattlezing7987 6 лет назад +78

    I use to get to the cloud district very often but one day when I was lollygagging, someone stole my sweet roll and then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @kagenotatsumaki
    @kagenotatsumaki 6 лет назад +231

    I'm sorry but did you actually just call Nocturnal "Nirmina" ???

    • @reddshaadow1421
      @reddshaadow1421 5 лет назад +29

      KagenNoTsuki I was looking for this comment

    • @thearchmagiste
      @thearchmagiste 4 года назад +11

      Nirmina is Nocturnal confirmed

    • @creativename7230
      @creativename7230 4 года назад +6

      @@thearchmagiste Nirmina is the dadric prine of cannibalism but nocturnal is the lady of shadows.

    • @thearchmagiste
      @thearchmagiste 4 года назад +1

      @@creativename7230 Yeah I know, it was a joke

    • @creativename7230
      @creativename7230 4 года назад

      @@thearchmagisteDamn it

  • @seluskooma
    @seluskooma 7 лет назад +194

    Sometimes I only play Skyrim to kill Nazeem in the most creative ways

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 6 лет назад +17

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

    • @NYBoi-yi8up
      @NYBoi-yi8up 6 лет назад +8

      Parth I hear that and my blood boils

    • @Badabum663
      @Badabum663 6 лет назад +1

      Parth I'll have you know that there's no Pussssiieeeeee

    • @SuperSoundtracks
      @SuperSoundtracks 6 лет назад +1

      I think we've all been there. I harvested him into a black soul gem and put it in a boiling pot in my house.

    • @gruffkibbles8995
      @gruffkibbles8995 5 лет назад

      He one tried to kill me with a steel dagger... I was in full Dragon bone

  • @seebarino
    @seebarino 6 лет назад +456

    Here's my hit lis- I MEAN list of jerks.
    1. Astrid
    2. Thonar Silver-Blood
    3. Rolff
    4. Nazeem
    5. *Thalmor name here*

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 лет назад +18

      +RedKoolaid Gaming haha, I'll agree with that.

    • @allout.
      @allout. 5 лет назад

      Astrid the intruder been >:(((((((

    • @palemourningrose2463
      @palemourningrose2463 5 лет назад +19

      How dare you insult the Leader of the Dark Brotherhood

    • @tgranger3504
      @tgranger3504 5 лет назад +2

      How dare you insult the thalmor

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 5 лет назад +21

      Astrid is cool and one of the few genuinely interestingly written characters in the game.

  • @jacobstewart628
    @jacobstewart628 5 лет назад +33

    Here is my list
    5: the whole of markarth
    4: nazeem
    3: nazeem
    2: nazeem
    1: maven black briar

  • @ogalo1653
    @ogalo1653 5 лет назад +108

    Here's mine:
    1. Thalmor
    2. Aldmeri Dominion
    3. The Altmer Government
    4. The Valenwood-Summerset Empire
    5. That government from the High Elves

    • @woolnein917
      @woolnein917 5 лет назад

      Christian Templar smart joke

    • @DaedaliusRE
      @DaedaliusRE 4 года назад +1

      This guy get's it

    • @witchy_sith1571
      @witchy_sith1571 4 года назад

      kimmo no wonder he’s a snarky little bastard!

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 4 года назад

      *Valenwood-Elsweyr-Summerset Empire
      Don't forget about the Khajiit

    • @foredaze9511
      @foredaze9511 4 года назад

      This guy gets It, FUCK ELVES

  • @dimitriospanagopoulos7882
    @dimitriospanagopoulos7882 6 лет назад +103

    To be honest most inhabitants of skyrim deserve death for disrespecting the dovahkiin

    • @DanielFlores-fo1ee
      @DanielFlores-fo1ee 5 лет назад +3

      Hell yeah they do

    • @weareunited9643
      @weareunited9643 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yeah they do.

    • @LordHoward
      @LordHoward 5 лет назад +2

      the ones who do. many dont

    • @broccolinyu911
      @broccolinyu911 5 лет назад +9

      tell me about it, even the bandits talk like you aren't shit even when you're slaughtering them. this is why I went on a campaign to kill everyone

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 3 года назад +3

      I swear...Especially the kids. I know it's only possible in mods, but if they were killable in the vanilla game I'd kill EVERY CHILD...Except Lars Battle-Born. He's a good boi.

  • @Swagyolomlg420
    @Swagyolomlg420 7 лет назад +286

    8:14 *Naermina*

    • @anemonetears
      @anemonetears 7 лет назад +14

      *INDEED*

    • @MysticTaco9
      @MysticTaco9 7 лет назад +11

      He meant to say nocturnal, naermina's Quest is the one where you get that ring which allows you to become a cannibal.

    • @Swagyolomlg420
      @Swagyolomlg420 7 лет назад +58

      He combined Nocturnal with Vaermina D: Naermina: the daedric prince of really lucky bad luck

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 лет назад +19

      +PawFreak hahahahaha. I am such and idiot. That's what I get for writing the script at 11 at night and then not stopping to double checck it.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 лет назад +19

      +Swagyolololmlg420 haha yep. Probably should have stopped and thought about what I was doing.

  • @whensomethingcriesagain
    @whensomethingcriesagain 5 лет назад +22

    Fun fact, the phrase "Honor Among Thieves" actually comes from Lawrence of Arabia, with the line "There is more honor among thieves than politicians"

  • @mrcoolguyy6583
    @mrcoolguyy6583 5 лет назад +36

    Fun fact about Mercer: He will tell you to be silent and not touch the bones, but he will constantly draw attention during the mission. Breh.

    • @Rexog90
      @Rexog90 3 года назад

      Yeah, he is probably trying to get you killed

    • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
      @paladinmaguireofbos3347 3 года назад

      Although I ain't gonna lie, he does have quite a bit of skill when it comes to sword fighting. He also knows a lot about opening doors for some reason.

    • @DoTheDishesOrElse..
      @DoTheDishesOrElse.. 2 года назад

      Yeah, but I guess It's just the IA in this game is hella stupid, I don't it's intentional

    • @HamStrains
      @HamStrains Год назад

      Always make a point to do theives guild first, before any main story quest, just so you can kill him and play your game safe in the knowledge you need to interact with him ever again in the play through after that.
      Straight from escaping the dragon attack to Riften, don't stop for anything.

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 7 лет назад +78

    When I first played Skyrim, I honestly didn't see Mercer's betrayal coming. Given his supposed sad past about how much he respected Gallus, I had thought that him being a dick was merely the result of trying his damnedest to hold the Guild together for his old friend and that he was actually a truly troubled man.
    I had expected to get to know Mercer throughout the questline, and perhaps get him to become a better leader for the guild, help him get his groove back, move on and truly honor Gallus' memory. I was ready for a touching story of redemption.
    I was looking forward to helping bring this poor man back from the brink.
    *Then he stabbed me.*

    • @414Jay
      @414Jay 7 лет назад +3

      Same I was so confused as to why he would even betray me

    • @aidankeogh9994
      @aidankeogh9994 7 лет назад +16

      "I'll be sure to give Brynjolf your regards."
      "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE FRIENDS, IT WAS GOING TO BE SUPER TOUCHING AND EVERYTHING"

    • @onepunchanime7050
      @onepunchanime7050 6 лет назад

      dude spoiler alert tleast

    • @monkeysackskin
      @monkeysackskin 6 лет назад +2

      Which is why you pick pocket his weapons so he goes into snowveil sanctum unarmed or just give him a wooden sword and watch the dragur pummel the bejesus out of him

    • @thedarkdojo5115
      @thedarkdojo5115 Год назад +2

      ​@@onepunchanime7050 Dude the game is how old at this point?

  • @williammcintosh5204
    @williammcintosh5204 6 лет назад +367

    5 - Nazeem
    4 - Nazeem
    3 - Nazeem
    2 - Nazeem
    1 - Nazeem
    Honourable mention goes to Nazeem

    • @gruffkibbles8995
      @gruffkibbles8995 5 лет назад +11

      Dishonorable

    • @Boom__6678
      @Boom__6678 3 года назад +2

      10000000000000000000000000-
      Nazeem
      1000000000000000000000000000000000672- Nazeem
      10000000000000000000000000000000000000- Mercer frey

    • @moomoomatthew107
      @moomoomatthew107 2 года назад +1

      DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?

    • @alih6953
      @alih6953 2 года назад +1

      Nice but I would say that bandit who betrays you is the biggest Jerk Telrav's Request

    • @dragonslayerornstein2361
      @dragonslayerornstein2361 2 года назад

      Delphin actually

  • @RoanNebunescu
    @RoanNebunescu 6 лет назад +13

    I always kill nazeem after becoming thane and using the "unhand me at once" option to get away with it. xD

  • @danialgerman5960
    @danialgerman5960 5 лет назад +6

    :Rolf *dies*
    Argonian suddenly sits on his dead body

    • @Nekrochomikon8
      @Nekrochomikon8 3 года назад

      Who is this Argonian anyway? I've never seen her in Windhelm

  • @Klavair89
    @Klavair89 7 лет назад +32

    Delphine? Think about it, she wants you to kil Mario i mean Paarthurnax and if you dont, she banishes you from the blades... you ended the civil war, you defeated the bringer of death and your the dragonborn, so without you, they never would have gotten in

    • @dovahsheep4165
      @dovahsheep4165 7 лет назад +5

      dude paarthurnax is legit so nice like delphine is a jerk for having us kill the most amazing dragon ever

    • @thedragonborn2299
      @thedragonborn2299 7 лет назад +1

      Klavair89 there is a mod that gives the Option to let paaruntax vor however hes called to live and the Blades dont kick you out oft there Club sry for Bad english im german

    • @Klavair89
      @Klavair89 7 лет назад

      The Dragonborn das ist gut english, ich sprekens duetch nicht so gut

    • @thedragonborn2299
      @thedragonborn2299 7 лет назад

      Klavair89 thanks your german is mit good enought for someone who wants to live here but i undersand what you want to say keep learning

    • @Klavair89
      @Klavair89 7 лет назад

      The Dragonborn i just know the basics like gutten tag (bad spelling) wie gaights (lol i cant spell the words)

  • @twalt_
    @twalt_ 7 лет назад +658

    Best underrated channel

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 лет назад +27

      +DrivableMouse thanks man!

    • @GigaPhoenix9001
      @GigaPhoenix9001 6 лет назад +1

      Ya just found ya with this and 5 things Oblivion did better then Skyrim. But I gotta say, no Maven Black-Briar for the thieves guild jerk?, oh nevermind somebody already put that up in the comments here...

    • @jimmywalker7381
      @jimmywalker7381 6 лет назад

      The Cantina "Dragons have nothing to do with Talos" he was dragonborn...

    • @conecarina2566
      @conecarina2566 6 лет назад

      First off Tiber Septim was the dragonborn in life but became a god Talos after death and the dragonborn is a fragment of Akatosh who is the father of all dragons which means he is the one affiliated with dragons not Talos.
      Second off did anyone notice he said Neirmina instead of Nocturnal

    • @stupid2574
      @stupid2574 6 лет назад

      Yes, completely agree. I was surprised with the number of subs this guy had because hes great!

  • @GothicGamer2012
    @GothicGamer2012 6 лет назад +2

    There's also that random Nord who you find in the wilderness who insults you by calling you a milk drinker and telling you to go home to your mother.
    Never get tired of ending that one.

  • @victorbowman4247
    @victorbowman4247 6 лет назад +2

    Nazeem fell from the top of the stairs by dragons reach, right after someone said fus ro da. Very suspicious.

  • @user-dv2hj7ss4f
    @user-dv2hj7ss4f 7 лет назад +686

    Where is Braith???

    • @sev343
      @sev343 6 лет назад +2

      Bearded Bread lol XD

    • @cracmar03
      @cracmar03 6 лет назад +20

      Good question ! Rollf should own number 1, Nazeem should be number 2, but Braith needs spot number 3 at least. Braith NEEDS to be on this list ! I hate this little bitch.

    • @desshiwaza4065
      @desshiwaza4065 6 лет назад +11

      Please. She’s just a thirsty tomboy that wants the D

    • @thisisnotaaliyah
      @thisisnotaaliyah 6 лет назад +12

      She also is mean to Battle-Born because she has a crush on him lol

    • @juniperslowed
      @juniperslowed 6 лет назад +3

      braith is a fucking piece of shit.. if skyrim was real I would of fucking punched her

  • @Dragonspeak30
    @Dragonspeak30 6 лет назад +35

    i've played so much fallout 4... that I can't hear mercer's voice without visualizing Nick. Good thing Nick is the exact opposite of Mercer-

  • @PraiseCheeses32
    @PraiseCheeses32 6 лет назад +11

    1.Imperial Officer at the the beginning (always follow the stormcloak so i can kill her)
    2. The brother of the the owner of Falkreach's general goods.
    3.Rolff
    4.Maven Blackbriar

    • @richhartnell6233
      @richhartnell6233 3 года назад +2

      Every stormcloak play through if ralof kills her first I will literally go back in saves to make sure I get the final blow

    • @DoTheDishesOrElse..
      @DoTheDishesOrElse.. 2 года назад +2

      Even as an Imperial I always side up with Ralof just because I can sell the imperial armors for a good price at the beginning lmao

  • @mortache
    @mortache 5 лет назад +6

    Sacrificed Nazeem to Boethiah by using "make follower" spell from Amazing follower tweaks. Yes.

  • @UltimateSpinDash
    @UltimateSpinDash 6 лет назад +88

    I'm surprised not a single child is listed here. I mean, Nelkir has issues and does start treating you better after completing the Whispering Door, but almost every other child insults you the moment it sees you.
    "I thought adventurers were supposed to be tough."
    Kid, I'm wearing armor made from the remains of DRAGONS. So if you don't have anything nice to say, shut up.

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey 6 лет назад +6

      UltimateSpinDash just kill their parents 😂😂😂

    • @Summer-nv7mr
      @Summer-nv7mr 6 лет назад +1

      I know right!!!

    • @descynmena01
      @descynmena01 6 лет назад

      UltimateSpinDash, Nelkir is a jerk because he was corrupted by a deadra demon who lives in the Whispering Door in the basement of Dragon Reach. If you have not played the whispering door mission - you should ;)

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 6 лет назад +1

      Melly Pennie I would, buuuuut.......I kinda like my friends and family.

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters 6 лет назад +5

      They only do that because they know they can't be killed.... Little bastards lol

  • @laurelmcfarland7316
    @laurelmcfarland7316 6 лет назад +110

    WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE WHO SCREAMS ABOUT TALOS DAY AND NIGHT?! I mean I'm all talos and stuff, his blessings are pretty cool, but I can hear him from the bridge of dragonsreach. Idk I just really hate that guy.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 лет назад +29

      +Laurel McFarland he is definitely annoying but he isn't a jerk. I personally always kill him though because there's no way I am listening to him ever time i go to whiterun.

    • @blackice8043
      @blackice8043 6 лет назад +4

      I had been gone from whiterun for a long time in my profile. When I came back, I found out he was dead.

    • @cruz8343
      @cruz8343 6 лет назад +2

      Laurel McFarland Aahhahahahaha i killed that guy when i became a werewolf in whiterun the first time....well actually i killed him, and nazeem

    • @laurelmcfarland7316
      @laurelmcfarland7316 6 лет назад

      True point.

    • @kalebpratt4955
      @kalebpratt4955 6 лет назад +8

      Laurel McFarland he's not really a jerk he's just annoying

  • @roiroije6326
    @roiroije6326 3 года назад +2

    "I should bash your face in after all you've done."
    * *quicksave* *

  • @BlackRoseRhamnous
    @BlackRoseRhamnous 5 лет назад +7

    "The prince nearmina"
    Nocturnal.

    • @xanadryl5691
      @xanadryl5691 3 года назад

      I thought I was the only one that noticie it

  • @madmanoliver
    @madmanoliver 6 лет назад +137

    Where the hell is Maven Black Briar?

  • @GoldenLombaxGirl
    @GoldenLombaxGirl 6 лет назад +15

    Am I the only one finding humour that after he killed Stone-Fist an Argonian sits on his body?

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 лет назад +8

      +MagentaCrystal59 haha I'm glad somebody spotted that!

  • @Grevier
    @Grevier 5 лет назад +6

    When you see Nazeem and think that in the Cloud district there's no...

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 6 лет назад +10

    Number 1: *The kids at DragonsReach.*

    • @victoriasharpe1661
      @victoriasharpe1661 5 лет назад +4

      Thor's Hammer ‘remember I like my meat, rare’ lol what a snobbish child

    • @Dragonborn-md5ci
      @Dragonborn-md5ci 4 года назад

      What about that one that wants a sword he seems alright

    • @O.M-
      @O.M- 3 года назад

      @@Dragonborn-md5ci
      Yeah, that one's ok
      At least he doesnt directly insult us or order us around

  • @ajifajarpamungkas6794
    @ajifajarpamungkas6794 6 лет назад +28

    the biggest jerk is those who send an assassin after me. why so many people want to kill me, i am just a poor argonian thief.

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 6 лет назад +2

      Perhaps they just want to give you a loot after some skill improving through fighting.

    • @ajifajarpamungkas6794
      @ajifajarpamungkas6794 6 лет назад +3

      +Aniken Skywalker so how do i explain it to the night mother, like "i dont know mom, well.....umm, shit happen" LOL

    • @shadowstrider5033
      @shadowstrider5033 6 лет назад +1

      A'J
      Leave that to Cicero.
      He knows all the tenents of dark brotherhood.
      He can explain that shit.

  • @vikerdium
    @vikerdium 6 лет назад +112

    Where is Delphine?

  • @malohasfallen
    @malohasfallen 5 лет назад +4

    2:43 “despite dragons having nothing to do with Talos”
    Well the amulet of kings contained the blood of the gods, a gift from Akatosh himself which happens to be a dragon (one of the avatars of Akatosh)

  • @Nautical_Parsnip
    @Nautical_Parsnip 5 лет назад +6

    6:57 When your sibling walks into your room.

  • @daveyturu
    @daveyturu 7 лет назад +122

    Maven Black-Briar?

  • @troydoesthings
    @troydoesthings 7 лет назад +138

    You forgot about BRAITH

    • @cbbjcb
      @cbbjcb 6 лет назад +4

      oh right but she only bullie's the little boy cause she has a crush on him

    • @riverandco6735
      @riverandco6735 6 лет назад

      Christy Bennett true

    • @Eric-gv4di
      @Eric-gv4di 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, but her parents neglect her.

    • @Raygun222
      @Raygun222 6 лет назад +7

      BoYs, DoGs, ElDeRs, ThErE's NoBoDy I wOn'T fIgHt!

    • @patrickweber8750
      @patrickweber8750 6 лет назад

      Troy Gaming8 Nelskir

  • @CondemnedInformer
    @CondemnedInformer 4 года назад +2

    Rolff must have had a REAL problem with the Ebonheart Pact.

  • @skyline2601
    @skyline2601 5 лет назад +3

    "Do you gt to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't!"
    This is the #1 Jerk in Skyrim.

    • @avruvimtu2204
      @avruvimtu2204 5 лет назад +1

      I don't think Nazeem knows what a district is 😂

  • @Sloppy_Stomachs
    @Sloppy_Stomachs 7 лет назад +42

    maven black-briar and those high-elf women in solitude

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 6 лет назад +54

    "The epitomy of delusional self-importance"
    Has this guy seriously never heard of Ulfric Stormcloak?

    • @erenYeager4eva
      @erenYeager4eva 3 года назад +4

      Sir, Ulfric is not delusional.
      Even if we find documents stating he might be Thalmor puppet potentially. And even if he don't care for other than Nords. He's not a liar at heart. He does what he believes is right and people follow him.
      This is shown as he earns his place at Soverngarde

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 года назад +3

      he succesfully throws all of skyrim into a civil war and gathers about half of skyrim to his support.... for better or for worse, he is absolutely important. Nothing delusional about it.

    • @warrioroflight6872
      @warrioroflight6872 2 года назад

      @@erenYeager4eva
      Yes, that's all true, but still, for him, there are only two kinds of people in the world:
      Nords, and the folk beneath them.

  • @juneali6
    @juneali6 6 лет назад +1

    "That's completely untrue Nazeem, your farm sucks, and it doesn't even have any fruit on it." I died. I just, died. amazing.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 Год назад

      Come to think of it, there are no apple trees, no carrot plots and no tomato plants to be found anywhere in Skyrim, yet there are barrels and sacks loaded down with them in every city, village and encampment.
      Where are they all coming from?

  • @shrekfanboy5446
    @shrekfanboy5446 6 лет назад +1

    The reason Nazeem sleeps in the Drunken Huntsmen is because his Manor was cut. There was even supposed to be a faction and questline associated with it. If you kill him and loot his corpse you can see he still has the key.

  • @LiluDallasMultipas
    @LiluDallasMultipas 6 лет назад +33

    The Thieves Guild only recognises you as Guild Master after you do the "hidden" quests and go through the ceremony.
    For those who haven't done that, just keep doing quests for Vex and Delvin until you get a specific task from Delvin for Markath, Whiterun, Windhelm, and Solitude.
    THEN you become the Guild Master, and the extra perks it comes with.

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 лет назад +9

      And Vekel still calls you Brynjolf's new protege.

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 6 лет назад +2

      Tom G He still calls you new protege but yeah, I never figured that out till two years ago when I googled it, having finished the rest of the storyline two years before that!

    • @sragland314
      @sragland314 5 лет назад

      Also, you get the special quest after 5 missions from said hold.

  • @MikeO7977
    @MikeO7977 7 лет назад +61

    4:42 The so called "Lifts-Her-Tail" ;)
    8:15 Its Nocturnal friend.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 лет назад +5

      +MikeO7977 haha ya I that's what I get for not double checking before I write something down.

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 2 года назад +1

    "Nah, man. I don't feel like beating anyone up. I just want to live peacefully as a nice guy."
    Every NPC ever: *Milk drinker.*

  • @RenoRoxas
    @RenoRoxas 6 лет назад

    The roast on Nazeem made me laugh alot. Therefore. I subscribed. Thank you for existing.

  • @darthchris19
    @darthchris19 6 лет назад +28

    Never trust a Frey!!

  • @iEnderJaysonTDA
    @iEnderJaysonTDA 6 лет назад +139

    Number one: Alduin
    Alduin one day decided to destroy the world and bring back dragons. Not cool, man.

    • @ziedyee
      @ziedyee 6 лет назад +38

      But without him, you would have died, not only did he barge in right before you were about to be executed, he gave you the time of your life. Thanks to him bringing back dragons, another dragonborn was needed and you happened to be said person. Everyone (at least should) hear the name "dragonborn" and shiver in fear over the power the title brings. You would just be a regular person (if you managed to survive helgen through other ways) maybe even a wanted criminal

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 6 лет назад +9

      Zied Yee You'd still be dragonborn without Alduin, you just wouldn't know it.

    • @efrenjimenez4077
      @efrenjimenez4077 5 лет назад +1

      @alvi syahri they did way back but not anymore

    • @efrenjimenez4077
      @efrenjimenez4077 5 лет назад

      @alvi syahri not anymore

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 лет назад +2

      Legit saved your life at the beginning.
      Also not cool? Thanks to him you have dragons you can murder to unlock shouts.

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 Год назад +1

    Dragonborn: Do you get to the clouds often?
    Nazeem: What?
    Dragonborn: Fus Roh Dah!
    *[Everyone Admires You]*

  • @lazura4446
    @lazura4446 3 года назад +3

    Y'all should have heard me when I saw Mercer was #1 I screamed "YES! YESSSSSS!" 😂😂

  • @thethirdnightingale686
    @thethirdnightingale686 7 лет назад +79

    Naermina... Nocturnal + Vaermina... IShipItLolDoYou

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 лет назад +2

      that's...kinda hot.

    • @commbbold1
      @commbbold1 6 лет назад

      Yes Nocturnal! Even the game comments on how rude she is to you!

    • @215Fenix
      @215Fenix 6 лет назад

      How about NoVa, I definitely ship that.

    • @bluereptileproductions
      @bluereptileproductions 6 лет назад

      The Third Nightingale no... no... ALSO WHY DOES THIS COMMENT SECTION FORGET ABOUT NAMIRA

    • @j.marston
      @j.marston 6 лет назад

      BlueReptile Productions I was thinking the same thing.

  • @LordYzzYforeveR
    @LordYzzYforeveR 6 лет назад +41

    What about Grelod the kind

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 года назад +1

      Jakob ten Weges she’s killed so its fine

    • @last7509
      @last7509 4 года назад +3

      Murdering an old lady for being an a hole is actually pretty insane. Which is why the mission is called Innocence lost. YOUR innocence.

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 года назад +13

      Fortune Maker she wasn’t “just an asshole”, she actively abused children

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 4 года назад +1

      @@last7509 I'm pretty sure the innocence refers to the little boy that _hired_ a random adventurer to murder that old lady for being an a-hole.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 4 года назад +1

      @@Bauglir100 of course you do. that is the intention. the slow witted never see the double meaning.

  • @lucasgueiros7531
    @lucasgueiros7531 6 лет назад

    Your script is sooooo good, marvelous youtuber and writer

  • @genericidiot2500
    @genericidiot2500 5 лет назад +4

    Let me guess Nazeem, Braith, Skald, Nazeem, and Nazeem
    Honorable Mentions: *Any Thalmor*

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 7 лет назад +15

    Did anyone else play the Markarth quest at high level and pretty much wipe out the local guard? Good times.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 7 лет назад +6

      Also, "The Reach belongs to the Reachmen." *still gets attacked by said Reachmen even when wearing the unique Forsworn Armor*

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 лет назад +6

      +silverblade357 ya that always irritated. I feel like you should get some kind of pass or something. Especially since the king says you are a forsworn now.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 7 лет назад +1

      Yup. Also, not being able to wipe out the obviously corrupt guards is pretty weak. Does this quest still happen even if the Stormcloaks take Markarth?

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 лет назад +2

      +silverblade357 I believe it does still happen. I think it is Thrown silver bloods brother that becomes jarl if the storm cloaks take over so thorn would still have control the of mine.

    • @proximityclockworkx1572
      @proximityclockworkx1572 7 лет назад +5

      There's a forsworn camp somewhere where the forsworn are friendly when you side with them. But yes, i remember the fun when i wiped out the entire Markarth city guardsmen, and i had to wait for them to respawn to progress in the quest xD

  • @tenebrisignis9048
    @tenebrisignis9048 6 лет назад +11

    You can save margret by killing the person that is going to kill her, plus you can still do the quest

    • @brendankasperek7559
      @brendankasperek7559 6 лет назад +1

      Delta Meteor and you get a cool necklace

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 6 лет назад

      Delta Meteor Yeah, you get to talk to her for evidence too.

    • @warrioroflight6872
      @warrioroflight6872 2 года назад

      @@brendankasperek7559
      Honestly, I just love the feeling of being thanked for saving her life. It's one of the rare moments in Skyrim where someone feels truly grateful for your heroics.

  • @devingendron2287
    @devingendron2287 3 года назад +2

    6:28 I’m pretty sure I’ve had multiple occasions of the guards trying to arrest me in that quest line, and responding by curb stomping the entire Markarth city guard. I really dislike the “essential NPCs” thing...really restricts the options to bring address systemic corruption

  • @ci7210
    @ci7210 6 лет назад +3

    Yeah that Silver Blood guy. After I killed the bandits, and got the Silver Blood ring. I went back to the mine and ruins to get treasures and one of the Dwemer machines followed me outside and attacked Silver Blood. Didn't do anything and Lydia didn't either. The guards tried to save him but he died. That's what he gets. His house is mine.

  • @crabnoiises
    @crabnoiises 6 лет назад +13

    I'm pretty sure it's Nocturnal not Nirmina 8:12

  • @slowpokegamer4919
    @slowpokegamer4919 7 лет назад +13

    8:15
    Naermina-
    You uh... You mean "Nocturnal" there, buddy XD

  • @mectic5149
    @mectic5149 5 лет назад +5

    The non-essential jerks are in sovngarde now

    • @lemuuu_senpai3514
      @lemuuu_senpai3514 4 года назад +2

      mectic nah nah nah. You get a bunch of black soul gems. You send them all to the Soul Cairn

    • @dababyyeayea2283
      @dababyyeayea2283 4 года назад +2

      There In my black azura star

  • @edwardhelms
    @edwardhelms 6 лет назад +2

    This video illustrates one of the biggest problem with skyrim. There's an amazing amount of little details hidden in the game. But they're never presented in an interesting way, they never come to matter, and they're generally ignored in terms of game development

  • @feather8728
    @feather8728 6 лет назад +11

    What about the fucking captain in helgen that sent us to the chopping block?

    • @loganjohnson5656
      @loganjohnson5656 6 лет назад +3

      She's the reason that TES players who start with Skyrim get a bad impression of the Imperials.

    • @kattsgamingkorner2417
      @kattsgamingkorner2417 6 лет назад +1

      Logan Johnson Yea one of my first full playthroughs Id sided with the stormcloaks because the imperials seemed like dicks and they also had the thalmor with them. By the end of it i was convinced that the imperials werent all that bad as they were made out to be because they were trying to keep the thalmor out of skyrim too. I havent really sided with the stormcloaks after that. But most of my games, i dont usually join a side anyways. Those two little misc objectives just sit there cuz i dont wanna deal with it lol

    • @loganjohnson5656
      @loganjohnson5656 6 лет назад +1

      MissKris I was basically the same way when I chose a side within the civil war. I was new to The Elder Scrolls, and was under the impression that the Imperials just banned Talos worship. What I didn't know is that they're basically being forced to do this by the Thalmor at blade point. Then I thought that the Imperials were right. But when I heard about Ulfric wanting to fight for Skyrim's freedom, I just decided that it's a conflict that I should remain neutral to. I'll just join the Dawnguard and fight to end Lord Harkon, along with his unholy prophecy.

  • @isopropyltoxicity
    @isopropyltoxicity 6 лет назад +111

    I don't like the empire or the stormcloaks can anybody relate?

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 лет назад +28

      +Kameron Waddell I can relate. They are both dumb.

    • @ziedyee
      @ziedyee 6 лет назад +67

      I seriously wish there was a third option (the harder one but inevitably the better one) by not siding with either side and TAKING SKYRIM FOR YOURSELF HELL YEAH EVERYONE KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME OR GET FUS RO DAHD INTO THE NEXT BUGGED BETHESDA GAME

    • @charlesf6247
      @charlesf6247 6 лет назад +1

      Watch his videos on those to help you understand the sides

    • @striker0
      @striker0 6 лет назад +1

      I'm the same way. I kill people on both sides.

    • @wackadack9601
      @wackadack9601 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @danielk1222
    @danielk1222 5 лет назад +1

    There's a mod where Nazeem is hanged in front of Whiteruns gates. My fav skyrim mod of all time

  • @MrXemrox
    @MrXemrox 5 лет назад +1

    In the unused dialogues, Marvin's unused ones hinted that she lost in a battle and said she'll leave. How can't they keep that... So many unused potential.

  • @tylershep4220
    @tylershep4220 7 лет назад +8

    Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
    Says the guy who lives in a fucking bar in the lowest district

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 6 лет назад

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

  • @revan4130
    @revan4130 6 лет назад +11

    *Reads title while scrolling through home page* “Man I hope Nazeem is on this lis.... *looks at thumbnail* 😎

  • @catlluminati5645
    @catlluminati5645 6 лет назад

    Hey what cosmetic mod are you using? Like where the soldiers wear cloaks and people wear cloths over their faces in harsh weather. Does that affect the player too? just curios in case the switch ever gets mod support.

  • @LazyWerewolf2002
    @LazyWerewolf2002 7 лет назад +24

    Even the deadric princes are more nice.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 лет назад +2

      a few are downright pleasent, like meridia and azura.

    • @LazyWerewolf2002
      @LazyWerewolf2002 7 лет назад +1

      Lord Hircine is not bad either.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 лет назад +6

      i'd say sanguine is a nice bloke as well, especially at a bar. XD

    • @LazyWerewolf2002
      @LazyWerewolf2002 7 лет назад +1

      A night to remember.

    • @Shakala
      @Shakala 7 лет назад +3

      Sheogorath isn't too bad.

  • @thebassics2478
    @thebassics2478 6 лет назад +134

    Top 10 badasses in Skyrim:
    1. Jarl Balgruuf
    2. Jarl Balgruuf
    3. Jarl Balgruuf
    4. Jarl Balgruuf
    5. Jarl Balgruuf
    6. Jarl Balgruuf
    7. Jarl Balgruuf
    8. Jarl Balgruuf
    9. Jarl Balgruuf
    10. Jarl Balgruuf
    (I know the spelling of his name is probably wrong but I couldn't care less.)

  • @EllenN2003
    @EllenN2003 6 лет назад

    Was watching this and the ad for it was elder scrolls online summer set 😂

  • @DCombz
    @DCombz Год назад

    Neloth in Tel Mithryn. Dude experiments on both you and his apprentices and sends you on death quests for squat pay and the entire town of Raven Rock hates him and you can only get the town drunk to be his new helper.

  • @BawlBag
    @BawlBag 6 лет назад +46

    Personally I find Farengar to be the biggest jerk. The guy manages to be utterly condescending with every word. Disgraceful.

    • @carnalsins5486
      @carnalsins5486 6 лет назад

      hes amazing!

    • @mhss1992
      @mhss1992 5 лет назад +1

      I think he's only condescending at first, but gets better.

    • @VEKTOR_
      @VEKTOR_ 5 лет назад

      Yup! He was going to step on his own shock rune!!

  • @tyokabina2829
    @tyokabina2829 6 лет назад +9

    Some of the others here are worse but: effin Delphine! How dare she bark orders at the dragonborn! And to kill my mentor friend no less. I mean, who swore to serve who here? Cause I dont remember doing that

  • @adamortiz4893
    @adamortiz4893 6 лет назад +3

    As a Bethesda programmer, I am always happy to see more and more people appreciating our game and its characters!
    Also, in case you haven't noticed, I am also quite the Team Fortress fan too!

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 лет назад

      +SaveTheHoovies! 357 glad to hear it! Honestly I don't know of a game that has a had a greater impact on people than this.

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 6 лет назад +2

      Thank you! The game is almost as good as my acting skills......
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 6 лет назад

      no lol

  • @barleyiguess7696
    @barleyiguess7696 5 лет назад

    Thinor sliver blood after imprisoning you: hey, it’s free labor state

    • @last7509
      @last7509 4 года назад

      Just like real prison

  • @sparkslegends7482
    @sparkslegends7482 6 лет назад +10

    The skeleton key doesn't belong to Namira it belongs to Nocturnal

  • @landenb.hitchcock8986
    @landenb.hitchcock8986 7 лет назад +47

    #1: Chickens

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 6 лет назад +2

      EaterOfTacos123 Kill a dragon to save a city and no-one cares. Accidentally hit a chicken and the entire hold goes ballistic.

    • @6popular6hell65
      @6popular6hell65 6 лет назад

      *You have commited*
      *crimes against Skyrim*
      *and her people, what*
      *say you in your defence*
      Go to jail
      Pay up your bounty(9999)
      I will rather die than go to jail
      *You killed a chicken*

  • @lucasglufke8797
    @lucasglufke8797 6 лет назад

    loved your vídeo. Funny in a original way!!

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 3 года назад +1

    4:42 is that another chapter of the argonian maid??? AND WHERE CAN I GET IT???!

  • @iversacington2641
    @iversacington2641 7 лет назад +11

    Just started the video.
    This is already inaccurate, Nazeem isn't #1.