The Biggest Jerks In Oblivion
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
- Oblivion is filled with interesting characters, some of these NPC's are pretty nice, but some of them are definitely not, so here are the 5 biggest!
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+Ravioli Ravioli sorry man didn't think of it.
The Cantina Ravioli Ravioli no spoiler warning needed, oblivion is over 10 years old!
Instead of 5 Biggest Jerks, how about the 5 Nicest People?
+Potatomania ! Not a bad idea.
what is your best race?
Personally I hate that Mage that tries to drown you with a weighted ring
William Owen fuck that dude
As long as you have the Jewel of the Rumare you're all good
Link TheOrdonianHero Or if you’re an argonian
@@bluehorse1214 which was exactly my solution.
Ooooh he's the worst!
A guy who reviews one of my favourite game with no cheesy, cringed jokes or no annoying voice? Well I'll be damned. Subbed.
+Ashley Capstick Haha thanks man!
Apparently you haven't watched any of his other videos lol
the best person in oblivion would easily be the grey prince, you are a threat to his throne in the arena, and even though he will have to eventually fight you to the death, he is still polite
+acciaiomorti ya that's a good point.
@CatholicPrincess15 like saying, "hey bro, you may want to die, but that doesn't mean you can't go out fighting. The folks out there want their Grey Prince, and they don't know a thing. So let's give 'em a show.
i love Mazoga. She is one of my favorite characters, especially how her personality changes when you help her.
What made Oblivion great were the layered characters, Mazoga wasn't the only one
she just disappears after going for those Black Bow bandits...like where the hell is she...
Ang You can find her at the White Stallion Lodge :)
I know, I love her. I based a dnd character on her
yup mazoga best girl
Do you get to the Green Emperor Way District often? Ah, what am I saying, of course you don't.
Alex Colburn
Are you nazeems ancestor?
famous last words before being shouted into the sky
Alex Colburn That was epic 😁😂
I fucking loved Valen Dreth. Perfect illustration of the keyboard warrior. Those Argonian insults were epic.
Audentes Fortuna Iuvat Bethesda even gave him canned lines for nodded races. "What are you? I've never seen anyone like you before... From where does a freak like you hail?" or something to that effect.
Either way, Sithis is using his soul as a toilet.
was that really in the game though? I do rememer that there as a mod that made those lines possible in the games but it's also possible they were there just so that it could be used later on.
And if you're playing as a dark elf woman he creepily hits on you, which was a nice touch.
I love the cheasy yet charming voice acting in Oblivion. Honestly kind of wished they had kept them in Skyrim, but I understand that they wanted a more serious Elder Scrolls game with Skyrim.
+C.L. Ya I agree with you on that.
yeah,i especially liked the guy who did the redguard voices. You can just hear that he loves his job lol. XD
Wes Johnson actually did great voice acting, it's just that the graphics were from an earlier time. A lot of people agree Lucien Lechance was the best character voice acting in the game
I think it's funny how the voice changes in the middle of a sentence.
but the faces are a potatoes,but face mod in help
Kinda disappointed you left out that one mages guild hall leader who sent you to a death trap he made to kill you like the last person who asked about becoming a full member of the guild, just because he couldn't be bothered with the paper work. also he was a necromancer cultist.
+Cameron Mcindoe honestly I had totally forgotten about that guy. Ya he is absolutely a jerk.
The Cantina Maybe ya shoulda gone with a top 10 for this one ;)
@Whiterun Guard He's the main villain of the game; he's SUPPOSED TO BE a jerk, so he shouldn't count on such a list.
been a while since i played but is that the one in cheydinhal?
I always say "you're going to die in here" to dreth. Most satisfying moment of the game
gotta love karma
saaaaaaaaame
Wait...what? There were people who didn't like Mazoga? She's one of my favorite characters in Oblivion. It never seems like she's deliberately trying to be rude, she's just extremely straightforward and her thinking can be overly simplistic. She made mistakes in the past but she decided she wanted to be a better person.
Exactly, same here. Mazoga seems like a kind person and while she can be, demanding and loud about getting what she wants, she ultimately becomes a better person and just wants to be heard and acknowledged
Exactly, I considered her kind of a misunderstood Orc who is simple-minded but good hearted. Sure she’s rough around the edges and kinda rude at first, but she does seem to take her oath seriously, and seeing her excited after becoming a knight was a touching little moment.
''You're a pal.''
i love mazoga**
brain did a stupid and mistyped stuff
She's not too bright, and that's what makes her charming. Oblivion writers knew how to make side quests interesting - make the people involving them interesting.
The 5 Biggest Jerks In Skyrim
1-Maven Black-Briar
2-Maven Black-Briar
3-Maven Black-Briar
4-Maven Black-Briar
5-Maven Black-Briar
+AC1476 haha
The Cantina did you know that I have never ever ever played Oblivion 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😧😧😧😧
Aha, I see you haven't been to the cloud district lately >:)
AC1476 Nah, I'm thinking that one Imperial Officer from the very beginning, PC wasn't even on their list she still wanted to axe them though. :\
Oh and mercer fry
If you ask me the worst character in Oblivion was the count of Leyawiin
He seemed nice and all from the outside but secretly he held a hidden torturing chamber within his castle where he tortured Argonian prisoners just because he didn't like them
What a piece of shit
Don't forget about his wife, Alessia Caro. She takes part in the torture of argonians as well.
Actually since he's one of the nice ones that the Countess is doing this behind his back.
You know, I was actually going to comment that at first, but then I read that apparently they torture argonians together, so I wasn't sure whether the countess alone is torturing the argonians, or if the count is also involved.
AJgames29 they do it together. My understanding it's a kink as the secret room is so close to their bedchamber.
@@facundomontivero2299 Whether or not the count knows, it doesn't paint a pretty picture:
If he does know: That means that, when he's talking to an Argonian character, he treats them just the same as anyone else, but would also see absolutely nothing wrong with slowly torturing and killing them if given the chance, which makes him one hell of a two-faced prick.
If he doesn't know: This means that this brutality is being done right under his nose, by the one woman he should be able to trust the most.
have you heard of the high elves?
No, please mark them on my map so I can find them.
Goddamn Umbacano!
*GAAH BLURGOFH...HUM* dies
Yes,in fact,a High elf settlement needs your help. Here,i'll mark it on your map.
Putting them in the list is cheating because being a jerk is in their nature. At least for most of them.
Why do orcs in oblivion look like shreks?
Because Shrek is more intimidating than some run-of-the-mill Uruk-Hai.
Because Shrek is perfection.
telethea the end bringer Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
warcraft has the perfect orcs in my opinion they have completelly unique physic they arent just humans with ugly heads and green skin
I was playing the other day and stopped to talk to an orc and my 2 year old son pointed and yelled “Shrek!”
The worst thing about Ulrich is the fact that he doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you.
Mazoga was annoying at first but she turned out alright... The one that pissed me off was that asshole necromancer during the mages guild quest line. I don't quite remember his name but I do remember diving into a well and had to hold my breath a very long time to find an enchanted ring that weighs a shit ton. Crazy bastard tried to kill me!
EDIT: HIS NAME WAS FALCAR
You could add any orc to the list in cheydinhal, and they would fit perfectly.
Cheydinhal has a list?
who says "the night mother says goodbye"??
i NEVER pick anything other than "You're going to die in here". It's so poetic. sometimes i even monologue at him xD
This video makes you think about all the jerks in this game xD. I hated the Yellow Team Champion in the Arena
+Tyson Chappel Ya it feels good killing her.
Tyson Chappel the nigga at the start of the game in the other cell. 😤 BOI
Ronald Dillinger If there was a choice to get out the cell that nigga would've been bodied by the time i got out there 😂😂with bare fists watch me level up my hand to hand skill on ya ass
Tyson Chappel I hated I couldn't be on the yellow team. :c
Burz Gro Kash as well, I forget which part of his name is hyphenated.
I made Dreth's death slow with a 1 damage fire spell, he screamed and cried and the guards just stood there and watched it was SOO satisfying then when he finally died I burnt his corpse with my strongest spell HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
That's amazing, I may go back and re-play Oblivion just to do that.
Show me the vid
Dreth must've been overreacting. I don't see what's so painful about a 1 damage spell.
How can you make a 1 damage fire spell? The lowest you can go at the Spellmaking altar is 3 damage.
@@Bauglir100 dunmer have 75% resist fire in oblivion so the 3 damage would be reduced down to .75 which rounds to 1 is my guess.
I think it was Valen’s guard who put the hit on him. They knew he’d be back and they were sick of him.
That makes a lot of sense, but it'd also be very dangerous, considering one of their captains has an axe to grind with the brotherhood.
That makes sense and also explains why you're instructed not to kill any guards: he doesn't want his buddies to get hurt.
I've never played Oblivion so i didn't know there was someone named "Valen" which is my actual name.
Valen Edwards You have such a cool name!
Sick name
My god he did it, he faked his death changed his last name and now hes on the summerset ilses with my wife!
That Dunmer that got trapped in his own painting. I saved the dude's life, then he yells at me to get out his house!
Mazoga was a great character. She had a romantic and pure vision of knighthood, and she clinged to that as a mean of redemtion
The yellow team champion is the worst I think
Totally just saying but... historically speaking that's exactly how you become a knight. The whole "king and sword" thing didn't happen 99% of the time. Normal people took the knight oaths (don't fight for unholy causes, don't fight on holy days, follow the christian credo) all the time and because true knights. It's not till later, around 1300, that knighting became an active thing and a split appeared between Sir Knights and knights. The former obviously being Noblesse.
Good to know. Thanks man.
Medieval Germany had a problem with rogue knights like mazoga. As in there was tens of thousands of them
To be fair, I think 5 gold is a petty fine for littering.
+Alexa Haha ya I agree. Especially since the price of one piece of food is about the same cost.
Yea the whole economy in the Elder scrolls has always been kinda messed up. On one hand you have some people saying that to some peasants 5 gold is a fortune, on other piece of loaf of bread or a mug of ale costs way over that and then you have things like pure silver tableware that when sold you get barely one single gold coin from.
*Somewhere in Whiterun, 2 merchants are having a discussion*
-There is a rumor that goes around in the cities of skyrim that an idiotic adventurer comes back every 4-5 days and sell you all kinds inestimable treasures for the price of a loaf of bread.
-Yeah, that's why i'm here for. They even said that if you ask him nicely to find your pickaxe or any other stupid shit, he will go and find it even if you tell him that you dropped it in the jaw of a dragon, Ah ah ! What a foul !
Put it this way: dropping 8 pieces of litter is apparently as bad as an assault.
The Cantina I think the Elder Scrolls economy would be way easier to keep track of if they had non gold coins like many other fantasy games do
I liked mazoga....I thought she was more simple minded than a jerk
You're a fantastic, funny youtuber who I think can go really far. Keep up the good work
+TastyCatToast Thanks man. I will.
he barely makes 5 gold in a year? what?
Vijay He's a beggar, so he doesn't make much money.
Prak jaws, yeah sure. But that's barely enough to buy a head of lettuce.
@@lukespencer6846 But he's a beggar, so it's suprising if he even gets paid. Beggars don't have jobs. So it's expected for them to be poor.
@@gerfonda4646 But find me one homeless guy living on 5 dollars a year. Beggars dont beg for food scraps they beg for gold.
@@lukespencer6846 Which they still don't get.
Falcar, the mages guild guy who sent you and the the other guy before you down the well to die and then turned out to be a necromancer should have been here.
Ring of Burden. Probably the only one ever. Take my gold! Do you get the overheard dialogue about how the mage's guild water has been tasting strange lately? Easy to miss, but clever.
At least there's a nirnroot in that well (I know I'm late but hey, someone has to do it)
Mazoga's ok by me because honestly she's actually a really good fighter. I thought I was going to have to struggle to keep her alive when fighting the bandits in her questline like that "Knights of the Thorn" jerk. But no, she actually took care of the two bandit camps almost completely by herself, I just hung back and let her do her thing. When you fight that good, you're allowed to be cocky.
Only issue with Ulrich Leland, he is one of the soldiers that are sent to Bruma for the Main Quest. If he dies or is replaced through his quest, then you're down a soldier.
that's why it's best to get the evidence against him, because then he gets thrown in prison and replaced.
Yay new Oblivion video! Killing the Khajit in the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary is the only good part of cleansing the place.
+Darth Grievous Haha agreed.
The Cantina Rip Vicente and Ocheeva
Just take your trinkets and go
I love using the "...You're going to die in here" dialogue when I'm doing the Dreth quest. Its like karmic poetry to me
I like Mazoga because I was being a smart ass to her. Eventually we both got Knighted together, that was pretty cool. I like her, shes kind of endearing to me.
I felt awful killing M'raag, I was like "oh no even he's nice now :_:"
M'raag "Look I was a jerk before can we start over and be buddies now?"
Me who was ready to club his smug face in at the start of the quest. "...How dare you take this away from me..."
Aw, no love for Alval Ulvani? "You get any closer and I'll turn your bones to ash." I think that's pretty jerk-like.
Idec if you’re making more off that last ad because you positioned it so well lol. Honesty goes far, and so do your videos. Thanks, man!
Refreshing to see a RUclipsr being honest about the 10 minute video margin. Thank you sir, subscribed.
Sir Mazoga's my girl, she's cool and definitely a bit of a jerk at first lol.
I love that she just stands there and smiles at you as the rats eat him
Man, why everybody gotta do my knight-buddy Mazoga like this?
I remember killing mazoga for her daedric armor
+dagon416 understandable.
have a nice day
If you are playing on PC, then open the command console (usually the tilde key), select her model, and type 'resurrect'.
Frog Dog if you do the quest on a higher level, she ends up having daedric
Hermaeus Mora tilde
I knew Valen would be number 1
Biggest jerk in Cyrodiil, we will do the province a favor and strike him down before he even makes it out of prison
+Slowpoke Gamer there is no character more of a jerk than that guy.
stumbled upon your channel the other day, love these videos! I totally need to go and give Oblivion another play through now
For some reason I only semi enjoyed this channel at first but as I watched more videos your channel has grown on me and you even got me back into Oblivion PC for the first time in over a year. You got me to play Oblivion instead of W.o.W. dude gj. Love the content and I hope this channel stays golden.
nice double face bug 1:30
+Jake Hawkfield haha glad you noticed.
The pirates in the Imperial City. They say "I ain't got nothin' to say to you fancy pants" They'll also try to kill you if you go near their ship.
+Daniel Caedmon ya they are part of the dark brotherhood quest line so you can get some payback there.
The Cantina or you can get the guards to murder them. Snooty pirates calling me fancy pants fine. I just put my tootsies on their precious boat they draw weapons, and I evade them. The guard flies in there, and murders them. In one play though I loaded in, and the guard was fighting them before I did anything.
Awesome video mate. Brings back memories of playing the game all them years ago :)
Lol whenever he says jerk in the subtitles it says meanie
+Todd Shirey haha, I didn't think anybody would notice.
+Todd Shirey and bullies
I feel like Alval Uvani should have replaced Mazoga on this list. Mazoga was rude, but it was because her best friend was murdered and she was frustrated that she couldn't get the resources she needed to set things right. There is actual just motivation behind her attitude.
Alval, on the other hand, threatens to kill you just for getting near him!
What about the guy in the mages guild that tried to drown you in a well?
_"To ensure Dreth doesn't get released from prision"_ Well if i was a guard i would too succumb to the night mother in order to shut him up for good. Imagine 11 years of the same crap every business day.
This is my first play through oblivion. Totally behind the times lol. I appreciate the vids. You've truly helped me out a lot. I'd totally be down for q&a. First run through, stuffs got some depth.
You mister should be ashamed. Why did you not soul trap their souls [Especially Dreth's] and send them straight to a soul cairn in an instant. I sure think ideal masters would be happy.....
I only would shed sympathy for Durnheviir. But at least he has his own place so he can be far away from them.
Speaks-in-memes I believe you can only find Black Soul Gems during the Mages' Guild recommendation quest, and they can't even be used.
And when you get dreths soul you don't use it and let him suffer in that soul gem for eternity
@@kit76149 Yeah you can. Just use any soul gem on the altar in one of the four specified locations on every 4th day at midnight (IIRC).
*added to favorites because of hella nostalgia*
Dude you actually gave me some of the Cliff Racer song! Love it!
And that Guard is the one who paid to kill Valen.
i love your channel. you are very entertaining!
I absolutely disagree with Mazoga The Orc being on that list, at firt when I found her I was impressed by her cool armor and stuff -and frankly there are "jerkier" people on the city-
She then giver you a quest that has emotion, fight, (wich I died multiple times because I was low level) and then when you finish she gives you another quest and when you complete both you will have a lot of cool new stuff and weapon (you can acquire lots of silver bow in the second one) and if that wasn't enough you can get your very first player home with a roommate and a chest you can put your stuff (it's a very simple house)
I don't know what's worse with Valen. Him insulting people, or him flirting with you if you're a female Dunmer (maybe Nord and Redguard too).
+Jutland Angel he flirts with most of the female races. Except orcs and Breton's I believe. But being a female dunmer he is the creepiest.
I took advantage of the character editor and fucked up my female dunmer's face. I laughed out loud when I heard that dialog.
He never flirted with me when I was a female Argonian. Just taunted me that I'd never swim again.
Only Dark Brotherhood contract I never felt the least guilty about.
Jutland Angel it's the current year
In the Valen Dreth assassination, I didn't care about the end reward, ending him itself was a reward
when that orc called me a fly, i was a little confused. i asked him what people do in town
Gotta love oblivion.
+DarkBlade 25 indeed.
More Oblivion vids! More! More! :)
Can't forget the Mage's Guild elf who sends you to the well so you can bring back that ring that over-encumbers you.
either you're being incredibly bias or just haven't done the quest right, but after completing Mazoga's quest she practically becomes your best friend smiling ear-to-ear when she sees you and calling you a pal
Falcar from the Mages Guild, though
Shoulda had the Count of Bravil on the list. That guy is so arrogant and pompous. Good thing he's not essential
@Gloria Mundi
No, he's killable from the start.
i loke how honest you were about the 10 minute thing. youre gonna blow up if you keep up this kind of personality and quality content.
"Have you ever met someone who thinks they are better than they really are"
The ALTMER: 👀
do a part 2!!!
Shut up Mazoga is my powerful girlfriend and I love her
5:33 Back in high school, I had to write a short story set in medieval time. I used that quest as a back bone for my story. I was 100% sure my teacher wasn't an Elder Scrolls player.
Love these vids
Yeah, I still remember when after playing as a night elf I made a new khajiit character and hoped that now M'raai-Dar will like me. Such disappointment. However, I recall liking Mazoga quite a lot. This may be due to the fact that Polish version of the game makes her a bit more polite. Additionality, in Polish version she wants the bandits dead because they killed her friend.
+Maera Fey She wants them dead for that reason in the English version as well. But they were both bandits who probably killed random people on the road so it's a bit hypocritical.
And now I feel like replying her quest and checking out her entire story once again. Which may be a good idea, since it ends with getting a player home and a swell title.
Owyen should be in the list
+XxUnderBitexX I actually like owyen.
The Cantina In the end he was cool, but at first is what gets people triggred
+XxUnderBitexX Ya I can see why people wouldn't like him.
The Cantina But i do admit, he is cool in the end
"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot, any truth to that?" hahahaha Owyen is the best jerk.
Its a really weird coincidence because it seems like every time i watch the full vid, an ad comes at the end.
You forgot Alval Uvani(the Dunmer that threatens you for no apparent reason), anf Falcar(The Cheydenhal Mages Guild Altmer. Who sends you to your supposed death in an overly flooded well).
can you do a playthrough please
+Genaro Guevara Ya it it should be ready soon.
There's this Orc in one of the Warrior's Guild settlements who always striked me as something of a jerk. Also that one racist Argonian and his stupid jokes.
+NotSoSeriousNick Ya that orc is a jerk.
NotSoSeriousNick why do Khajiits lick their butts?
Why do Khajiit lick their butts? To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouthes!
Mazoga's so high and mighty, even her face doesn't want to move in her presence
The magic guild leader who tries to drown you in the well with the ring
I secretly loved Mazoga sure she's a jerk but eh
Do a top 5 skyrim jerks! Great vid btw!
+BloodyFlood1771 I probably will.
5. Nazeem
4. Nazeem
3. Nazeem
2. Nazeem
1. Nazeem
』『 ah ok
5: Nazeem
4: Delphine
3: Najjada Stone arm
2: Maul
1: Maven Black Briar
Then again, Skyrim should have ten or twenty.
10: Eorlund Gray-Mane
9: Heimskr
8: Ulfric Stormcloak
7: Rolff Stone Fist
6: Vekel the man
+Michael Nielson Ulfric & Eorlund ain't jerks, now Tullius & the Silver-Bloods, *those* are jerks!
The grave robber in the imperial city, the leader of the fighters guild, the ring of burden mage, the nord lady in the arena, every single person on the anvil docks
Nice video, subbed. Keep it up dude
keep going bro 👌✌️👍
+Lucas Alexander Will do!
Nicest Characters in Oblivion:
1. Agronak gro-Malog (The Gray Prince)
2. Agronak gro-Malog (The Gray Prince)
3. Agronak gro-Malog (The Gray Prince)
4. Agronak gro-Malog (The Gray Prince)
5. Agronak gro-Malog (The Gray Prince)
your candor is appreciated
Valen Dreth, I tried every single combination and I noticed if you try female dark elf, he actually tries to hit on you.
>tfw no mazoga gf
Why live?
falcar?
+Doctor of Skillz somehow I forgot a out him while doing this list. He is definitely a jerk.
I just hate the reccomendations you have to get
what spell is that at 8:40 and nearly all other cheydinhal scenes?
I dont remember that spell icon
+Ozzy Man Diaz oh that is probably the double face bug spell that is part of the unofficial patch. It is supposed to fix the bug.
The first time I played Oblivion on the PC, I used the console commands to unlock my jail cell and started punching Valen Dreth.
If you are a female dark elf Valen is actually pretty nice to you, even offering to use a favor he is owed to get you both in the same cell to have some "fun" before you die, and then he becomes kinda mean reminding you that you're gonna die in there.
That. Really isn't nice. He's threatening to rape you. If he has favor with the guards, you can presume that they aren't going to care about YOUR consent because you're just a lowly prisoner.
Been playing Oblivion and when I met the Khajiit in the Dark Brotherhood, I instantly had to see this video. But I can't lie, I like how there's always that one member of the Dark Brotherhood that is an unlikable jerk. Makes it feel a little more believable.
I found the "He thinks he's safe in prison, he is tragically mistaken" dialogue funny.
Fun fact: If you don't to the Ulrich Leland quest and get aid from Cheydenhal for the battle of Bruma, Ulrich Leland will turn up to fight with you.