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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 9 месяцев назад +3867

    Don't spend your time worrying about divorce courts when the only courts you should be worrying about are Treason courts.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 8 месяцев назад +54

      The only court a Helldiver has to worry about is a court-martial!

    • @assassinunknown6664
      @assassinunknown6664 8 месяцев назад +14

      Why would I worry about being a traitor?

    • @electricnoice3347
      @electricnoice3347 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@assassinunknown6664
      Because you stepped a little too far out of bounds, Possible-traitor

    • @longshucksgaming
      @longshucksgaming 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@assassinunknown6664sounds like a pretty traitorous question, helldiver

    • @490-wrm
      @490-wrm 2 месяца назад +6

      @@longshucksgamingpretty traitorous of you to cause panic by assuming he’s a traitor, possible-traitor-diver.

  • @intothevoid9083
    @intothevoid9083 10 месяцев назад +3533

    “Have the strength and the courage to be free” … from toxic relationships

    • @SMT-ks8yp
      @SMT-ks8yp 9 месяцев назад +74

      And that's the real reason helldivers sing "I'm still standing" in battle.

    • @StabbyCel
      @StabbyCel 8 месяцев назад +33

      Honestly yes, women

    • @Notafaker01
      @Notafaker01 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@SMT-ks8yp I'm not still standing 😢

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 3 месяца назад

      @@StabbyCelyou're literally one facet of this problem: women unable and unwilling to relate to men

    • @calebhebert2733
      @calebhebert2733 3 месяца назад +2

      Sorry bro

  • @Ranger1287j
    @Ranger1287j 9 месяцев назад +2877

    "Prove that you have the strength and the courage... to be free."
    Facts.

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 9 месяцев назад

      Free of this bitch!

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 3 месяца назад +33

      "Grandpa what happened to the Millennials?"
      * shows grandson this video *

    • @josefptacek113
      @josefptacek113 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@cosmictreason2242 pretty sure most Helldivers are zoomers

    • @2ndAmendman
      @2ndAmendman Месяц назад +1

      @@josefptacek113Helldivers are from the future

    • @Xenith0w0
      @Xenith0w0 Месяц назад +2

      This should be a good counter against TikTok Karens

  • @LevelUpLifting
    @LevelUpLifting 9 месяцев назад +2052

    the little laugh before he says "Look familiar?" is fucking perfect LOL

    • @portiforowest3361
      @portiforowest3361 8 месяцев назад +19

      Brother your here too?!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @The509sfinest
      @The509sfinest 7 месяцев назад +11

      It was priceless

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 3 месяца назад +6

      "Grandpa what happened to the Millennials?"
      * shows grandson this video *

  • @NigelHill-mn5nt
    @NigelHill-mn5nt 9 месяцев назад +337

    If the US military did a recruitment drive like this, there would never be a shortage of recruits

    • @juanquireyes6703
      @juanquireyes6703 3 месяца назад +20

      all we're missing is an alien horde to fight

    • @boopydoopy4506
      @boopydoopy4506 3 месяца назад +20

      @@juanquireyes6703
      Wadya mean? The horde is right there waiting in afghanistan & vietnam, just begging to be liberated

    • @MrLorenzoVids
      @MrLorenzoVids 2 месяца назад +12

      @@boopydoopy4506 Introduce them to our way of life, though our superior weaponry.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Месяц назад +4

      Unfortunately, they do their recruitment drives targeting women like this. Emma with two mom... _Emma with two moms!!!_

    • @asneakychicken322
      @asneakychicken322 19 дней назад +2

      Kinda the point, it’s satirical. Hoping to see something like this is hoping for the propaganda it’s making fun of.

  • @StatutoryDan
    @StatutoryDan 10 месяцев назад +13665

    Never has "you could be next" hit so fuckin hard. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanross9931
    @dylanross9931 9 месяцев назад +1274

    Why does a video game have better recruiting ads than my own government?

    • @Beyondaconcept
      @Beyondaconcept 2 месяца назад +77

      Because the video game is cooler
      Edit: I am going to get hunted down

    • @MrLorenzoVids
      @MrLorenzoVids 2 месяца назад +82

      Don't you rather want to hear about a female soldier's two moms?

    • @lukecodz
      @lukecodz 2 месяца назад +40

      @@Beyondaconceptngl video game def cooler than the government

    • @MA-nm8ju
      @MA-nm8ju Месяц назад +13

      Super earth duuh

    • @andybraid4263
      @andybraid4263 Месяц назад +6

      Look up the UK marines adverts.. hard core..

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm 10 месяцев назад +8328

    These memes are GOLD

    • @TheColeBrew
      @TheColeBrew  10 месяцев назад +209

      Ty 🫡

    • @LoneKnight02
      @LoneKnight02 10 месяцев назад +54

      ​@@TheColeBrew These memes deserve more.
      Imma drop it as a share in a server of 10k. 😂

    • @gcstudios9091
      @gcstudios9091 10 месяцев назад +26

      Caught me off guard lolll. I'm joining today 🫡

    • @YTLoneStar
      @YTLoneStar 10 месяцев назад +21

      The whole opening video is Gold

    • @francoislacombe7792
      @francoislacombe7792 10 месяцев назад +7

      hahahaha

  • @kadegainey5123
    @kadegainey5123 8 месяцев назад +169

    Misandry is treason. Reporting her to the ministry of truth

    • @apocalypticash1242
      @apocalypticash1242 21 день назад +3

      Go to your nearest democracy officer and make the report

    • @DarkMetalOmega
      @DarkMetalOmega 21 день назад +2

      Ask one of these women, and they wouldn't even know what misandry is. Even my spellcheck doesn't process it. Hell, these women couldn't even define misogyny.

    • @Paladen_X
      @Paladen_X 3 дня назад +1

      I once read something that said "If the Corps wanted you to have a girlfriend, they would issue you one".
      I wouldn't be suprised if the Helldivers are promised a spouse (male, or female) while on deployment

    • @spamhere1123
      @spamhere1123 2 дня назад

      @@Paladen_X Hilariously, they are not only not promised any such thing, occasionally your democracy officer will say this:
      "A true servant of Freedom keeps no companion, save Damsel Democracy herself."
      So no dating in the Helldivers.

  • @jonathanpoljak3172
    @jonathanpoljak3172 7 месяцев назад +98

    She's a traitor. 500kg called in. For democracy

    • @datadavis
      @datadavis 12 дней назад

      Most of these misandrist ARE 500kg, she must be wearing a disguise

  • @taylorman666
    @taylorman666 9 месяцев назад +4260

    Remember kids, if you’re like this woman, you’re a Automaton Sympathizer

    • @gottagofastest
      @gottagofastest 9 месяцев назад +178

      or Simpathizer

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 9 месяцев назад

      No, she's clearly a Terminid.

    • @MfImJustThatGuy
      @MfImJustThatGuy 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@gottagofastestBTTGF or BTAGF, either way both are against democracy

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 8 месяцев назад +83

      She’s a bug spy

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 8 месяцев назад +67

      She'd chose to be left alone with a bug then a man in the woods...

  • @bcarr424
    @bcarr424 10 месяцев назад +3901

    Instead of hating so many of her fellow citizens she should be hating the enemies of freedom and managed democracy.

    • @casperl6437
      @casperl6437 10 месяцев назад +173

      Don't worry the democracy officer is already on his way.

    • @whiteglint7694
      @whiteglint7694 10 месяцев назад +140

      She's an automaton

    • @bcarr424
      @bcarr424 10 месяцев назад

      @@whiteglint7694 I hear they are getting better at imitating us, and this is a good way to spread their socialist lies.

    • @WsDoS1-1
      @WsDoS1-1 10 месяцев назад

      Damn right ​@@whiteglint7694

    • @bottleofcat
      @bottleofcat 10 месяцев назад +102

      ⁠@@whiteglint7694thats the worst insult i have ever heard thrown at the automaton’s shes 100% more a terminid even the automaton’s don’t deserve such an insult

  • @ValkyrieGothic
    @ValkyrieGothic 10 месяцев назад +8922

    This woman is clearly an advanced Automaton in disguise and you know what needs to be done..

    • @303hunter4
      @303hunter4 10 месяцев назад +1

      ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️

    • @Villiam_07
      @Villiam_07 9 месяцев назад +466

      DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Gelb33
      @Gelb33 9 месяцев назад

      Its official, Blonde women are the enemy of Democracy!

    • @theroundtable6371
      @theroundtable6371 9 месяцев назад +1

      ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️

    • @seangassin958
      @seangassin958 9 месяцев назад +186

      I wouldn't say the woman is an "advanced" Automaton. Its amazing what proper contouring and a "Yeah Bitch" voice option can do on a cold hard exterior steel shell.

  • @federationstickmenTWOS
    @federationstickmenTWOS Месяц назад +6

    I laughed so hard when the dude laughed like that and said “looks familiar” while walking into camera

  • @Bensam123
    @Bensam123 9 месяцев назад +42

    Holy crap, this is pure gold on so many social and cultural levels in the US right now. I can't even begin to put into words how much it resonates with young men.
    If army recruiters get ahold of this it's game over.

    • @ShadowRider711
      @ShadowRider711 6 дней назад

      I would enlist without it. Gotta return my family to our roots in the US Army. But THIS would get my friends to join with me. FOR DEMOCRACY!!

  • @LoanRepresentative
    @LoanRepresentative 9 месяцев назад +1273

    "Scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy right now" SO FUCKING TRUE THO

  • @aaronwackenhut2216
    @aaronwackenhut2216 10 месяцев назад +611

    You know, "..the courage to be free'" has such a bigger meaning with this video.

    • @KnudAutlermann
      @KnudAutlermann 9 месяцев назад +37

      For real dude. I know what you mean

    • @LoS_Lust4Blood
      @LoS_Lust4Blood 9 месяцев назад +24

      Definitely profound

    • @Mustakrakish1337
      @Mustakrakish1337 9 месяцев назад +6

      holy shit like...actually

    • @badcaptain05
      @badcaptain05 9 месяцев назад

      I don’t get it

    • @aaronwackenhut2216
      @aaronwackenhut2216 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@badcaptain05 Lots of people will stay in a toxic relationship because they are afraid of being alone. If you never have been in one, I am very happy for you. No one owns you and don't need shitty people in your life to validate your happiness. It takes courage to finally walk away from that, in some cases run, and never fall for that crap ever again.

  • @Nate-q3z
    @Nate-q3z 9 месяцев назад +79

    “This is going on all around the galaxy” is crazy

  • @m1stern00by
    @m1stern00by 8 месяцев назад +9

    This is the best wallbreak meme ever. Salute Helldiver!

  • @yonybaloney3861
    @yonybaloney3861 8 месяцев назад +41

    Helldivers doesn't discriminate. Everyone dies together

  • @BoinkrNanis
    @BoinkrNanis 10 месяцев назад +3148

    "...look familiar?"
    Yes dude, to familiar

    • @MB-px7iu
      @MB-px7iu 9 месяцев назад +119

      *too. Democracy needs to be delivered in proper grammar.

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 9 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@MB-px7iugrammar doesn't pull the trigger, not in THIS democracy

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 9 месяцев назад +25

      No joke, when I was 16 I corrected my friends speech and all he said was "if you understand me, why the need to correct me" shit changed me. Lls

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 9 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@MB-px7iu That's very.....robotic of you to focus so much on that..... I think I need to have a word with your democracy officer.

    • @UnChannelDuVulpineX
      @UnChannelDuVulpineX 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@BoinkrNanis Due to him being wrong. You shouldn't have to translate his utterances into real English and it's rude of him to demand that of you.

  • @StmCelResearch
    @StmCelResearch 10 месяцев назад +2516

    Me ignoring women for decades: "I'm doing my part!"

  • @bloodywolfwarrior
    @bloodywolfwarrior 10 месяцев назад +1067

    As a sister in arms, don’t listen to those types of people. Join the Helldivers with us!

    • @ignis2401
      @ignis2401 10 месяцев назад +99

      I'm doing my part!

    • @amz7290
      @amz7290 10 месяцев назад +81

      For Democracy!

    • @CaptainGrief66
      @CaptainGrief66 10 месяцев назад +70

      Overwhelmingly based
      Managed Democracy needs us all!

    • @dankvader5060
      @dankvader5060 9 месяцев назад +9

      🫡

    • @urbanguy1191
      @urbanguy1191 9 месяцев назад +29

      Suit up diver we need everyone out there

  • @HaX1993
    @HaX1993 8 месяцев назад +15

    "Huhu, look familiar?" U have no idea man

  • @anjairis
    @anjairis 9 месяцев назад +38

    Fun fact: That's called "misandry".
    Don't be a misandrist when you could be a helldiver instead! :D

  • @manemperorofmankind8119
    @manemperorofmankind8119 10 месяцев назад +1130

    Gotta admit, the Helldiver bit works so well as a counter for what she was saying

    • @liquidmang
      @liquidmang 10 месяцев назад +21

      She wasn't saying anything

    • @manemperorofmankind8119
      @manemperorofmankind8119 10 месяцев назад +72

      @@liquidmang nothing important, that’s for sure but your overlooking how the two tie in, basically be free or woman like her, or you can go and say death is preferential to woman like her, it’s open ended really, take from it as you’d like

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@liquidmangfacts

    • @hiiambarney4489
      @hiiambarney4489 10 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@liquidmang she was saying a lot, actually. Her words have no basis or reason... But she was saying a ton in very few words.
      She basically even told us that her dad was either a deadbeat or (statistically way more likely) absent. Her entire life was jolly but she was indoctrinated into a cult of hate by her single mom while living off the paycheck from the dad whom she was told to hate early on in live.

    • @memecat57
      @memecat57 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@manemperorofmankind8119 as a woman I'd choose the creek over being like that. I love men ❤ they're so patient and snuggly and totally willing to put themselves through the nightmare of the modern working world so you don't have to ❤.

  • @after_midnight9592
    @after_midnight9592 9 месяцев назад +321

    This is why democracy needs to be managed.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 3 месяца назад +12

      That’s true.

    • @Swatmat
      @Swatmat 2 месяца назад

      its called domestic violence, the way tro even the score

    • @tgs9740
      @tgs9740 2 месяца назад +1

      Because of women

    • @Thedragonkingcool
      @Thedragonkingcool 2 месяца назад +1

      @@tgs9740what?

    • @REBELCOMMANDO67
      @REBELCOMMANDO67 2 месяца назад

      So communism...heck no. Aldo this country is a Constitutional republic

  • @AnxieCity
    @AnxieCity 10 месяцев назад +3141

    I posted this in a feminist group chat, for Democracy!

    • @kirkyturki1546
      @kirkyturki1546 9 месяцев назад +342

      He’s got a lotta courage this one! We gotta keep em alive!

    • @JustDostuffiguess
      @JustDostuffiguess 9 месяцев назад +260

      REPORT SOLDIER YOU STILL THERE

    • @AnxieCity
      @AnxieCity 9 месяцев назад +257

      @@They_Call_Me_Mr_M I made a break for it back to intel, the beast still ravage in their nest.

    • @6739673937664
      @6739673937664 9 месяцев назад +162

      We got a true helldiver here, jumping right into hell dive lol

    • @JustDostuffiguess
      @JustDostuffiguess 9 месяцев назад +55

      Thank liberty you're still alive
      (I'm curious what was the reaction you get to see it?)

  • @meluptegrow3256
    @meluptegrow3256 9 месяцев назад +36

    My wife: how many times have you watched this?
    Me: FOR DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

  • @sandsandwich9217
    @sandsandwich9217 8 месяцев назад +5

    John Helldiver isn't just a warrior, but the very spirit of all Helldivers.

  • @De_Pachylol
    @De_Pachylol 10 месяцев назад +149

    Bro this guy fuckin works with everything

    • @Silentpoppy
      @Silentpoppy 9 месяцев назад +11

      it was just such a well done scene.

    • @dylanbasstica8316
      @dylanbasstica8316 9 месяцев назад +2

      so does the helldive song "a cup of liber-tea", it even works with marry Poppins and gumby, not joking

  • @MrZiarD
    @MrZiarD 10 месяцев назад +523

    “…To be free” I cant help but say it out loud every time.

    • @wadeklein8962
      @wadeklein8962 10 месяцев назад +20

      Same lol, the STRENGTH! and the COURAGE….. to beeee FREE!!!! *trumpet BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUHHHHHH BUUUUM BUUUUUUMM BUHBUHBUHBUUUUUUHHHHH BUUUHH BUHBUH! BUH BUH!* fucking awesome, everytime.

    • @paradox11111111
      @paradox11111111 10 месяцев назад +13

      It's crazy how game devs made better military propaganda than our actual propaganda organizations lol

    • @SirMattomaton
      @SirMattomaton 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@paradox11111111 It's because this propaganda was made by passionate and talented developers that do this all in good fun...
      Where the actual propagandists in the real world are slimy no-talent scambags, full of resentment and envy.
      The energy difference between the two is more different than chocolate cake is to dog sh*t.

    • @Warren_Peace
      @Warren_Peace 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@frenchtoast223Key word there is "military"... I still do not get how Emily and her two moms are supposed to convince people to join the military....

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@paradox11111111 The game is literally taking the piss out of America

  • @Wardaddy1996
    @Wardaddy1996 10 месяцев назад +534

    This man is the meme god for helldivers

    • @TheColeBrew
      @TheColeBrew  10 месяцев назад +64

      I’m just doing my part 🫡

    • @darthkage2163
      @darthkage2163 10 месяцев назад +13

      This is the best one I've seen

    • @warreng440
      @warreng440 9 месяцев назад +4

      never seen someone go so hard to spread democracy 😂

    • @fouzaialaa7962
      @fouzaialaa7962 9 месяцев назад +1

      the best part is , he actually plays Helldivers

    • @KMD211
      @KMD211 9 месяцев назад

      You Made my morning dude 😅

  • @fcfdroid
    @fcfdroid Месяц назад +4

    Helldiver's 2 is the best thing to save the Internet in years 😂

  • @georgiibarthe8394
    @georgiibarthe8394 6 дней назад +2

    „Become part of an elite peacekeeping force“ is so hilarious

  • @avancult
    @avancult 10 месяцев назад +176

    this game has better advertisment then real military

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 10 месяцев назад +17

      Really sad smh. If they advertised like this, for a specific demographic we wouldn't have a problem in retention. Some people wanna be badasses, motivate that and advertise to those folks.

    • @kylemccormack1785
      @kylemccormack1785 9 месяцев назад

      @@BoinkrNanis Works for the Ruskies, have you SEEN their ads?

    • @maxterminatorx
      @maxterminatorx 9 месяцев назад +11

      especially if you compare the US Woke Military Ad with Emma and two Moms

    • @flyingdragoncar4975
      @flyingdragoncar4975 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@maxterminatorx If you didn't join because of that , you where never going to join. I respect Emma , at least she will serve.

    • @flyingdragoncar4975
      @flyingdragoncar4975 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@BoinkrNanis people are not joining because they see how vets are treated. It has nothing to do with advertising. Changing advertising won't change that. They are trying to get more people who normally don't join to counter this. Hence the new ads.

  • @custodialfatherintexas9362
    @custodialfatherintexas9362 10 месяцев назад +245

    You got to admit, super earth armed forces are incredibly individualistic to let their soldiers pick their own missions, decide how to run those missions, decide what weapons and load out to bring on those emissions, decide how much resources to utilize almost missions. It's an incredibly free society

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 10 месяцев назад +46

      It makes sense, from a Special force’s standpoint, they (the helldiver) are the guys in the ground getting it done, everything else is there to ensure they are victorious, so you want them to have free reign because they are trusted that much.

    • @AnonymousVenator
      @AnonymousVenator 10 месяцев назад +28

      Makes sense though, despite the memes they are Special Forces taking on highly dangerous missions. Irl SF have a lot of freedom too compared to regular soldiers

    • @monocyte2210
      @monocyte2210 10 месяцев назад +18

      Bro the helldivers are an ELITE group. Of course they have some freedom on how they could get things done.

    • @longjohn8341
      @longjohn8341 10 месяцев назад +5

      Last time i did that i had to go infront of a war crime tribunal

    • @Malactha15
      @Malactha15 10 месяцев назад +16

      The training was 20 minutes. We accept anyone into our ranks. For managed democracy.

  • @dominusludorum465
    @dominusludorum465 9 месяцев назад +22

    This is absolute gold. "You could be next" LMAO

  • @wendigoxavier5977
    @wendigoxavier5977 5 месяцев назад +11

    The Ministry of Truth approves of this message.

  • @Brodiegod_of_cod
    @Brodiegod_of_cod Месяц назад +1

    This is the video that made me start helldivers, I am now a galactic commander and can do Super Helldive missions by myself. DIVE STRONG HELLDIVERS

  • @laurapech9402
    @laurapech9402 10 месяцев назад +1922

    I was sold when he said helldivers because lets be honest that is by far the coolest thing a soldier and their squad could be called.
    Edit: OK how in the heck did me just saying this so simple comment get me 1.3k likes. Thanks but I just didn't expect to have the most liked comment on this short and the most likes I've ever had. Thank you all. Lokstar out.( Until I hit 2k likes if that somehow happens.)

    • @SpartanOli
      @SpartanOli 10 месяцев назад +28

      Helljumpers

    • @Auvas_Damask
      @Auvas_Damask 10 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@SpartanOli*Höllenspringer

    • @ContentChaser
      @ContentChaser 10 месяцев назад +16

      As a retired marine.... Being a devil dog is cooler

    • @laurapech9402
      @laurapech9402 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@ContentChaser Devil dog. Nice. The people I think of when I hear devil dog are the devils dogs that were at the battle of beallu wood. You are dang right I know my history but not all history.

    • @marygrace4245
      @marygrace4245 10 месяцев назад +3

      I am proud to be a HellDiver

  • @Kaiju_Chaos
    @Kaiju_Chaos 9 месяцев назад +42

    Helldivers 2 is one hell of a drug. Love this game.

  • @vilenationgaming
    @vilenationgaming 10 месяцев назад +183

    “prove to yourself you have the strength and the courage…. To not be a simp”

  • @guillermomazzari8320
    @guillermomazzari8320 Месяц назад +3

    I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my wife's face like "wtf is wrong with you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheColeBrew
      @TheColeBrew  Месяц назад +1

      You’re welcome

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 17 дней назад

      First time I saw this was random, I laughed so hard because at first I rolled my eyes like "ugh, another one of THESE videos and then John Helldiver walked into frame and then I started laughing to tears! Like, holy shit, what a fucking fade!

  • @nealpeterson1530
    @nealpeterson1530 8 месяцев назад +3

    Can’t stop watching this, I love it

  • @DuckyUp1
    @DuckyUp1 9 месяцев назад +37

    Why is this so perfect for this situation?😂😂😂

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 9 месяцев назад +4

      I found this before joining the channel and I almost skipped it. This is a perfect ad for the game. Social commentary, boss acoustics, purpose, it's to fame good. "Be. Free" hits so good.
      My bad, gotta excuse myself, I'm chubbing.

  • @Coronus53
    @Coronus53 10 месяцев назад +105

    Comercial idea. Dude is sitting at a bar and his girl is just laying into his ear when this pops up on the tv. As it ends, he says softly, "Im gonna be a Helldiver." She says, "What the fuck did you just say?" Him, "I'M GONNA BE A HELLDIVER!" He then runs past her out the bar and then next scene is him diving from the skies. Phone left with 30 missed calls.

    • @charless3108
      @charless3108 9 месяцев назад +5

      How irresponsible. Partners should always support each other's dream

    • @alextouchstone1334
      @alextouchstone1334 9 месяцев назад +4

      They'd have to expand the servers again they'd have so many joining the game.

  • @SkyPilot-qx2sb
    @SkyPilot-qx2sb 10 месяцев назад +36

    “Look familiar?”
    Yeah… yeah I’m afraid it does

  • @Toxiccc000
    @Toxiccc000 Месяц назад +1

    im saying bro this is the best intro to a game ever made 😭 the switch from his clothing to his armor all with the snap of his fingers n the music that syncs up with the snap is bone chilling

  • @Kidsarentalright785
    @Kidsarentalright785 8 месяцев назад +5

    I didn't even finish watching the video and already started laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @lanceyourlot
    @lanceyourlot 10 месяцев назад +260

    Boys, don’t fight with a gf, fight with an Automaton! Become a Helldiver!

    • @1Supermonkey
      @1Supermonkey 10 месяцев назад +8

      It will be now with the bugs

    • @jamesThebulbmin
      @jamesThebulbmin 10 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@1Supermonkeyah how poorly this aged

    • @1Supermonkey
      @1Supermonkey 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@jamesThebulbmin yea i know

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 9 месяцев назад +5

      _With?_ Why are you fighting _with_ them? You some sorta traitor?
      Fight against Bots and Bugs like a true defender of Managed Democracy.

    • @fayecorbett7890
      @fayecorbett7890 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@mortarion9813I think he means fight against him he just worded it like it was an argument on accident

  • @D7S_yt
    @D7S_yt 9 месяцев назад +75

    “Seems like these are happening all over the galaxy, right now” 😂 it sure does

  • @dizzymcfizzy
    @dizzymcfizzy 10 месяцев назад +40

    "Im doing my part!" 😂

  • @christhe2dprotogen511
    @christhe2dprotogen511 5 месяцев назад +11

    Remember: if someone insults a member of super earth, they insult democracy
    Don’t be a asshole to earth species, be a asshole to Bugs and Bots

  • @arthurcallahan4735
    @arthurcallahan4735 8 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you John Helldiver

  • @justinmohan3993
    @justinmohan3993 10 месяцев назад +100

    If our militaries recruited like that, I'd have enlisted.

  • @joshs.9036
    @joshs.9036 9 месяцев назад +28

    Spread managed democracy, not sexism. Also that kick from the helldiver on the bug always gets me.

  • @TubeTsuKi
    @TubeTsuKi 10 месяцев назад +11

    So I was caught off guard and spat my coffee. Love you super earth announcer.

  • @donovanphillips6278
    @donovanphillips6278 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks for giving an answer to this clear example of anti-democratic sentiment. FOR SUPER EARTH!

  • @Lingerminator
    @Lingerminator 9 месяцев назад +1

    The best cross topic edit ever made. You are a hero of managed democracy helldiver.

  • @CornfieldMystery
    @CornfieldMystery 9 месяцев назад +10

    This is absolutely a beautiful work of art!

  • @fraser808
    @fraser808 10 месяцев назад +39

    From this perspective it hits waaaaaay different... And it actually makes sense.... Damn 🫤

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 10 месяцев назад +4

      It's wild how perfect this is...I found it scrolling and started hollering lmao, wept a bit. Perfect meme.

  • @YellowNovaCO
    @YellowNovaCO 10 месяцев назад +9

    Nothing more glorious then spreading democracy in the name of freedom & liberty!

  • @Ange1ofD4rkness
    @Ange1ofD4rkness День назад

    I am literally crying right now. This is perfect! ... screw it, I'm being a Helldiver!

  • @mrosefield309
    @mrosefield309 4 месяца назад +1

    The little kick from the guy behind. “Peace keeping force” lol😂

  • @jjs6568
    @jjs6568 10 месяцев назад +33

    This actually couldn't fit any better lmao.

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 10 месяцев назад +28

    You can't hate men when they're the guys that have your back and life in the face of the nefarious enemies of freedom. Make them your brothers: we are all part of one, giant, liberty loving family at the end of the day. Glory to humanity, and glory to our home, Super Earth!

  • @chrissavage1449
    @chrissavage1449 10 месяцев назад +26

    I’ve identified a vein of gold memes tonight

  • @TR4UM4T1ZED
    @TR4UM4T1ZED 7 дней назад +2

    Sign me up...
    FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS!

  • @jamesmartin6410
    @jamesmartin6410 7 месяцев назад

    This is actually the best short I’ve seen this week. I love it.

  • @Chewer-24
    @Chewer-24 9 месяцев назад +7

    this is the best and most relatable advertising ive ever seen

  • @awesomemanspiff
    @awesomemanspiff 10 месяцев назад +6

    That was frickin smooth! I hadn’t read the description or anything! I just heard an annoying woman and then BAM! My brother shows up to request I make the most important decision of my life!!

  • @M0NST3R_G4R0U
    @M0NST3R_G4R0U 9 месяцев назад +11

    This my fellow Helldivers is why I am single democracy takes top priority

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 8 месяцев назад

      I'm married to DEMOCRACY

  • @epgamer1145
    @epgamer1145 4 месяца назад +2

    Best ad. Sign me up
    Me and the lads about to show the lot lizards how it’s done

  • @Noxisaden
    @Noxisaden 3 месяца назад +2

    fck me, I have being watching this since 4 days ago every day in the morning. I still laugh every day.
    'Ha ha, look familiar?'

  • @DoctorSolocus
    @DoctorSolocus 10 месяцев назад +20

    You know what, that super citizen needs an official name, I’m *voting* on mark.

    • @mr.ogabuga9003
      @mr.ogabuga9003 10 месяцев назад +2

      Jhon Helldiver

    • @DoctorSolocus
      @DoctorSolocus 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@mr.ogabuga9003 we have joel, I think mark is the perfect opposite.

    • @jansix4287
      @jansix4287 9 месяцев назад +2

      Mark Two. 😅

    • @SirBrasstion
      @SirBrasstion 9 месяцев назад +1

      Chad McMann

  • @jaydenwoods4178
    @jaydenwoods4178 9 месяцев назад +21

    This is how the actual military needs to make commercials

  • @Boogie0331
    @Boogie0331 10 месяцев назад +4

    Lmao instantly shared to my Helldivers group chat. Good stuff.

  • @rareassassin1
    @rareassassin1 7 месяцев назад +5

    I join yesterday
    ..for democracy !!!!

  • @able34bravo37
    @able34bravo37 5 месяцев назад +25

    The great irony in this is that a Helldiver type adventure is what many men in the west actually need.

  • @actualteddybear891
    @actualteddybear891 10 месяцев назад +125

    My machine gun always has my back. I like my machine gun.

    • @bluephoenix7565
      @bluephoenix7565 10 месяцев назад +16

      My jumppack always has my back
      (Literally)

    • @reaperrelay7787
      @reaperrelay7787 10 месяцев назад +5

      My guard dog always has my back to.

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 10 месяцев назад +5

      I pack with the autocannon, a shield gen for the bois and 2 mortars. I love the autocannon

    • @jansix4287
      @jansix4287 9 месяцев назад +3

      And my machine gun loves me. 🥰

    • @bluephoenix7565
      @bluephoenix7565 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@jansix4287 used a machine gun and supply pack on an asset extraction mission today, nothing like going through belt after belt and knowing you've got more! 😼

  • @giosue_222
    @giosue_222 9 месяцев назад +22

    My girlfriend saw me play Helldivers, I was about in the middle of the mission and we were annihilating the bots in a perfect way, after an intense fight we manage to extract, I greet my teammates who compliment me for the performance, I close the game and go to her... she angry explains to me that it bothers her when I play because I'm wasting time and I could study for university instead, she told me to study this morning and make up for lost time. The new warbond is on the way and I've been playing since eight this morning to get enough medals. FOR DEMOCRACY!

    • @buragi5441
      @buragi5441 9 месяцев назад +5

      Tell her to get a hobby.

    • @caesarczech7920
      @caesarczech7920 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@buragi5441 Yep if she isnt with him only for what he can do for her(Uni means he would have higher income) she should want him to be happy.

    • @tynj4173
      @tynj4173 7 месяцев назад

      @@caesarczech7920 happiness doesn’t go above healthy decisions. Sounds like this dude’s addicted to video games. Happiness is not a good thing 100% of the time I don’t get why people still don’t understand this

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 3 месяца назад

      @@tynj4173regardless, she's a nag and needs to be ditched

    • @XNeohaggenX
      @XNeohaggenX 2 месяца назад

      @@caesarczech7920 The first 2-5 years after Uni most of the people will be working on a McDonalds like job,only people with a family than have some conections will put their son or daugther than actually use the knowledge they learn on Uni at practice.

  • @IseeSandvich
    @IseeSandvich 9 месяцев назад +175

    The 3 fronts of helldivers 2
    1. Bugs
    2. Bots
    3. Women

    • @TheColeBrew
      @TheColeBrew  9 месяцев назад +12

      Hahaha

    • @vanthursday
      @vanthursday 7 месяцев назад +5

      There are actually women Helldivers 😅

    • @DeeGorb
      @DeeGorb 7 месяцев назад +32

      @@vanthursdayyea real women, not tik thots 😂

    • @IseeSandvich
      @IseeSandvich 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@vanthursday most support our managed democracy, but there is an alarming number of dissidents that must be stopped.

    • @moosedawgatlantaproductions
      @moosedawgatlantaproductions 6 месяцев назад

      Bugs, Bots, and Bitches

  • @lionofwar1802
    @lionofwar1802 8 месяцев назад +3

    That snap slaps so hard.

  • @sorseria
    @sorseria 9 месяцев назад +1

    this made me laugh way 2 hard, best one ive seen so far

  • @Drewsipher42
    @Drewsipher42 10 месяцев назад +5

    Lol this is the best fan ad for helldiver's ive seen so far.

  • @monarxk
    @monarxk 10 месяцев назад +7

    That freeze frame of her face is diabolical lmao

  • @xVoltsy
    @xVoltsy 10 месяцев назад +59

    This needs to be an actual ad for this game 🤣😭

    • @stimswwolf7867
      @stimswwolf7867 9 месяцев назад +6

      It’s THE community ad now.

  • @realjoedee
    @realjoedee 9 месяцев назад +3

    In 20 years this game is going to make a fantastic movie series

  • @SHDLito
    @SHDLito 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yo that first initial huh ha killed me 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

  • @PRINCEofNONE
    @PRINCEofNONE 10 месяцев назад +10

    This is the real reason the devs were unprepared for the amount of players at launch.

  • @CptOriginal
    @CptOriginal 10 месяцев назад +7

    This was so good. This actually made my night. Top tier meme.

  • @booster491
    @booster491 Месяц назад +5

    The only concern you should have is spreading Managed Democracy.
    FOR SUPER EARTH!!!

  • @listerfiend4577
    @listerfiend4577 18 дней назад +1

    This format is perfect.

  • @robbby14
    @robbby14 10 месяцев назад +17

    Oh my god I literally started screaming: I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

  • @gentlemanbear7122
    @gentlemanbear7122 10 месяцев назад +12

    If the army came to me with a recruiting message like this I'd join in a blink of an eye

  • @greyelkwilliams
    @greyelkwilliams 10 месяцев назад +13

    As annoyingly frustrating as it can get in Helldivers.... It's still better than dealing with an entitled annoying woman.

    • @epicmusicstation7748
      @epicmusicstation7748 9 месяцев назад +2

      💯 true bro

    • @ilhamwijayanto1341
      @ilhamwijayanto1341 4 месяца назад

      it's easier to order a rock to grow pair of leg and start running and won the Olympic than dealing with that thing
      seriously, I mean that thing is so annoying! those noisy object really wanted us to know its own problem and yapping nonsense

  • @mindofdoge
    @mindofdoge 2 месяца назад +2

    If this was an ad I would buy the game again

    • @TheColeBrew
      @TheColeBrew  2 месяца назад

      You should buy it anyways

  • @Anonymous-eerg6
    @Anonymous-eerg6 8 месяцев назад +1

    ngl when i first saw this clip from hell divers 2 i already knew it was gonna be awesome!

  • @silenthunter5074
    @silenthunter5074 10 месяцев назад +4

    I have to say that cut in was flawless, 😂 wished you had done it in german but you know perfectly well done