When You're Married to a Helldiver

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @ZurielWraithblades
    @ZurielWraithblades 10 месяцев назад +7198

    Arrowhead doesnt need an advertising division, fans are doing it better than anyone could.

    • @elessal
      @elessal 9 месяцев назад +365

      that is how you know a franchise has achieved critical mass.
      It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now.

    • @bryangoodwin6579
      @bryangoodwin6579 9 месяцев назад +180

      Great games generate free advertisement.

    • @fanboy3376
      @fanboy3376 9 месяцев назад +31

      Fuck yeah baby.

    • @vvrathhps
      @vvrathhps 9 месяцев назад +65

      They truly have struck gold. People are just full on jumping in on the roleplaying part. It's amazing to witness this and to be a part of it. This is what developers could only dream of happening.
      If they can keep this momentum up, and so far they seem to be able to. This could be a great game for years to come.

    • @DangOlJesse
      @DangOlJesse 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@vvrathhpsit truly is an anomaly of a piece of media. Glad I got in on it. This game is special.

  • @theoparkinson984
    @theoparkinson984 10 месяцев назад +18113

    "why is my husband scared of the roomba" had me dying lmao

    • @Wegetzu
      @Wegetzu 10 месяцев назад +156

      Same. Comedy gold!

    • @aniketupadhyay
      @aniketupadhyay 10 месяцев назад +64

      Context please?

    • @Squshieheals
      @Squshieheals 10 месяцев назад +414

      @@aniketupadhyay helldivers you fight robots. a roomba is infact a robot.

    • @kristopherleslie8343
      @kristopherleslie8343 10 месяцев назад +20

      Dying? Really?

    • @exterminatusbutton8723
      @exterminatusbutton8723 10 месяцев назад +149

      ⁠​⁠@@aniketupadhyaythere is a planet call malevolent creek which has armies of robots. The helldivers tried to liberate it but since these robots were way different then giant bugs. (They have guns.) We lost malevolent creek, which resulted in the people that tried to liberate malevolent creek to get serious PTSD. Also more people were focused on killing the bugs.

  • @Tuttle86
    @Tuttle86 9 месяцев назад +3705

    I mean the real answer is become a Helldiver yourself. The family that dives together thrives together.

    • @ChiakiNanami736
      @ChiakiNanami736 9 месяцев назад +26

      You’re never too young? 😹

    • @pashby69
      @pashby69 9 месяцев назад +55

      And dies together 😂

    • @feralfeline
      @feralfeline 9 месяцев назад +7

      thats what iv been saying.

    • @antimateriel4313
      @antimateriel4313 9 месяцев назад +17

      Truth. I play more than my husband as was the case for HD1 as well. Instead of checking Reddit grab a controller 😂

    • @sophiekwong5954
      @sophiekwong5954 9 месяцев назад +18

      I am not wife of a helldiver, I AM a helldiver

  • @Jaggedblades
    @Jaggedblades 10 месяцев назад +12450

    "Why don't you come liberate *my* malevolent creek?"
    *Allied destroyer has joined the squadron*

    • @pablomora5204
      @pablomora5204 10 месяцев назад +856

      Synchronizing Orbit 😅

    • @HighDiver5555
      @HighDiver5555 10 месяцев назад +746

      Hellpods Primed

    • @DanielMcChancho
      @DanielMcChancho 10 месяцев назад

      You all are dumb 😂😂😂

    • @Felsparx
      @Felsparx 10 месяцев назад +848

      Where's the 'spot', team?
      "Here?"
      "What about here?"
      What about-whatabout here?"

    • @HighDiver5555
      @HighDiver5555 10 месяцев назад +204

      @@Felsparx here?

  • @williameckhart8263
    @williameckhart8263 10 месяцев назад +17784

    Sex before 30: "For Super Eaaaarth!
    After: " Sweet Liberty! My leg!"

    • @christianzilla
      @christianzilla 10 месяцев назад +192

      😂

    • @NoOne-fe3gc
      @NoOne-fe3gc 10 месяцев назад +239

      was expecting that line instead of "for super earth!"

    • @rickdiesel2k
      @rickdiesel2k 9 месяцев назад +64

      I feel seen

    • @mirjanazadravec
      @mirjanazadravec 9 месяцев назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrGojangles
      @MrGojangles 9 месяцев назад +28

      That'd make a good shirt

  • @Jan_Strzelecki
    @Jan_Strzelecki 9 месяцев назад +397

    I admire wife's creativity in using Batgirl's cape to round up her outfit 🙂

  • @whatsnewbois9814
    @whatsnewbois9814 10 месяцев назад +6417

    2:26 "Did you fill out the C-01 permit, honey?"

    • @jackcrook6330
      @jackcrook6330 10 месяцев назад +397

      What are you? A Democracy Officer?

    • @mota478
      @mota478 10 месяцев назад +400

      @@jackcrook6330 His not but he can report it to the nearest democracy officer.

    • @DarthQuaint
      @DarthQuaint 10 месяцев назад +148

      MOTHER OF FREEDOM! Someone beat me to it. 🤣

    • @atheos.1383
      @atheos.1383 10 месяцев назад +109

      Yea and I hope this wasn't during the procreation ban from our failed major order.

    • @maddlarkin
      @maddlarkin 10 месяцев назад +44

      But the real question is, do you want to report the man calling in the 380mm Orbital Barrage?

  • @legendaryvicius
    @legendaryvicius 10 месяцев назад +2961

    The delivery of "Who tf is Joel?" and the "Should i be worried?" killed me lmao

    • @BaconNationChannel
      @BaconNationChannel 10 месяцев назад +27

      Joel*

    • @Simply_American
      @Simply_American 9 месяцев назад +39

      Yes yes you should be worried

    • @RANDOM_GAM3R
      @RANDOM_GAM3R 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@BaconNationChannelhe spelt it right......

    • @APEX-7274
      @APEX-7274 9 месяцев назад +14

      She very much should
      His suffering will only get worse as Joel pushes the threat closer to Cyberstan
      And where the bugs are also going but lets be honest
      The only thing suffering in the fight against the bugs are the bugs themselves
      And the poor sap getting harassed by the chargers

    • @SteinhauerNews
      @SteinhauerNews 9 месяцев назад

      Not better then the person who's wife yelled "Joel" in bed.

  • @ryanbennett2806
    @ryanbennett2806 9 месяцев назад +621

    I love that this game comes, practically, out of nowhere and we're all onboard.

    • @humbermg
      @humbermg 7 месяцев назад +8

      For Super Earth 🫡

    • @CepbIuLOL
      @CepbIuLOL 7 месяцев назад +1

      Its just another 1 month game like Lethal company or Palworld, that will blow up, get million of players, then quickly dissapear.

    • @snoips2921
      @snoips2921 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@CepbIuLOL its been way more than a month now lmaoo

    • @CepbIuLOL
      @CepbIuLOL 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@snoips2921 Yeah, and exactly in one month it lost most of its gigantic exploded popularity. Now its another average game.

    • @snoips2921
      @snoips2921 6 месяцев назад

      @@CepbIuLOL no point in arguing with you ur accoustic and blind 😔

  • @darthvadersnanps5
    @darthvadersnanps5 10 месяцев назад +5903

    "Come and liberate my Malevelon Creek"... Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down...

    • @TribalRex66
      @TribalRex66 10 месяцев назад +445

      ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️ lol

    • @rocktimusprime6202
      @rocktimusprime6202 10 месяцев назад +315

      Ah yes the super earth flag stratagem my personal favorite

    • @looking4themountain
      @looking4themountain 10 месяцев назад +104

      Go the extra mile and buy her a "controller" if your feeling cheeky! Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a. The extra lives will come in handy!

    • @DE123456123456
      @DE123456123456 10 месяцев назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ausdingchu24
      @ausdingchu24 10 месяцев назад

      ⬆️➡️⬇️➡️
      Followed by ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
      Finished with ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️

  • @ElitePortraits
    @ElitePortraits 9 месяцев назад +2993

    This is the best "commercial" about the game I've ever seen. You have connected so well with the audience, that you leave me speechless. What a masterpiece!

    • @josephschultz
      @josephschultz 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah but now I'm curious why is he Afraid of the Roomba?🤔🤨😵 or is this don't ask don't tell😳 and what happens in the fox hole stays in the fox hole😱😳🤭

    • @oguzyusayagmur4076
      @oguzyusayagmur4076 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@josephschultz roomba is a robot and in the game you're fighting with a faction called "Automatons" which are a species of robot.

    • @just_kris
      @just_kris 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@oguzyusayagmur4076Don't even mention their names, I can already hear them matching towards me.
      HELP THEY ARE DESTROYING MY LIBERTEA

    • @RetrovexAmbient
      @RetrovexAmbient 9 месяцев назад +7

      Reminds me of those old bf4 adverts, or lotr game, good times

    • @TheRizzler86
      @TheRizzler86 9 месяцев назад

      This was pure gold. 😂

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 9 месяцев назад +1388

    They Nerf the rail gun it’s not fair!
    “ have you tried the quasar?”
    “ new things scare me”
    😂

    • @Hunter_6601
      @Hunter_6601 9 месяцев назад +7

      Too bulky imo

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 месяцев назад +27

      @@Hunter_6601 Nah man, Quasar is so busted. They're going to nerf it for sure.

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@SeraphsWitness Yeah I feel like it's coming too. Unlike the auto Canon you don't have to sacrifice backpack space.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@JJsiN84 Yea I hope they don't do too much to it. Maybe just increase the cooldown time from 9 seconds to like... 15?
      Give people more reason to take the EAT sometimes.

    • @jedimasterpickle3
      @jedimasterpickle3 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@SeraphsWitness EAT is still great, I just use it more situationally now, like in blitz or eradicate missions.

  • @Awwscrewit
    @Awwscrewit 9 месяцев назад +2437

    "My husband tried to kill a spider with a flametheower"
    Oh come on now! We were doing that long before Helldivers 2.

    • @chipsalom
      @chipsalom 9 месяцев назад +30

      Just don't try filling a super soaker with kerosene and duct taping a kerosene soaked sock ball to a hanger off the nozzle. Use one of those pumpable fertilizer sprayers, light the sock taped to the hanger, o😊

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 9 месяцев назад +22

      Honestly just an average day in Australia

    • @PiDsPagePrototypes
      @PiDsPagePrototypes 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@ericlamb4501Y'd think they've never seen a fully grown Huntsman run after a mouse. 😂

    • @Mortred99
      @Mortred99 9 месяцев назад +2

      Not spiders, I leave them alone as they're harmless around here. But wasps? Oh, yeah. Axe spray and a lighter and here we go"

    • @__Razer
      @__Razer 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Mortred99 Spiders are Arachnids, with eight legs. Terminids actually have four legs.

  • @Xoilen
    @Xoilen 10 месяцев назад +4327

    I did not think she meant a guy that plays Helldivers, I thought this was going to be a skit about being married to an actual helldiver

    • @Taskmasterxyz
      @Taskmasterxyz 9 месяцев назад +802

      What do you mean? This is about being married to an actual helldiver. And it’s no skit, it’s a documentary.

    • @MarieAvora
      @MarieAvora 9 месяцев назад +464

      It'd be a very short video of "your spouse died after 12 glorious minutes of service"

    • @Xoilen
      @Xoilen 9 месяцев назад +218

      @@MarieAvora Well what happened to him? “He fell in a hole”

    • @ViolosD2I
      @ViolosD2I 9 месяцев назад +27

      You understood the joke!

    • @ZombiePepperoni
      @ZombiePepperoni 9 месяцев назад +92

      @@Xoilen”he stepped on a gas boob and got flung into the stratosphere”

  • @VicDavila
    @VicDavila 8 месяцев назад +150

    My wife cracks up everytime my character yells "have a taste of democracy" with the female 2 voice pack 😂

    • @aceplaysstuff2621
      @aceplaysstuff2621 2 месяца назад +3

      Does she play with you or watch you play H2

  • @VideoMaster40K
    @VideoMaster40K 9 месяцев назад +2154

    "Why dont you put that controller down and come liberate my Malevelon Creek."
    "For Super Earth!!!"
    I died laughing.

    • @Destru3k
      @Destru3k 9 месяцев назад +81

      Even funnier is how they filmed themselves commiting a crime. After all, all C-01 forms are being rejected...

    • @VideoMaster40K
      @VideoMaster40K 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@Destru3k and we were denied any of that for failing an operation

    • @razark9
      @razark9 9 месяцев назад +7

      And the theme starts. That had me laughing. 😂👍

    • @leefp6719
      @leefp6719 9 месяцев назад +10

      Over 40. I neeed steeemmmms!

    • @richardsonrichly8456
      @richardsonrichly8456 9 месяцев назад +4

      We need fresh meat for the grinder

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 10 месяцев назад +1021

    "Wives of Helldivers"?
    But "Hellwivers" was RIGHT THERE!
    Great video, but who's going to break it to her that sex was cancelled due to failing a Major Order?

    • @SwimDoggo
      @SwimDoggo 9 месяцев назад

      @neothesithlord As stated in your Helldivers manual failure to comply with any order given by our leaders is a Treasonous act and I shall be reporting you to the nearest Democracy Officer and have you sent to a Freedom Camp

    • @Destru3k
      @Destru3k 9 месяцев назад +41

      @neothesithlord Sir, I don't like the way you are trying to discredit obvious non-democratic acts. I will be filing a report for your comment to the ministry of truth.

    • @Draxtemsklounts
      @Draxtemsklounts 9 месяцев назад +9

      Relax we got rights back, liberate with honor helldiver, as long as you file the right paperwork!

    • @SaintGerbilUK
      @SaintGerbilUK 9 месяцев назад +12

      I do not want to go portmanteau to teau with you.

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@SaintGerbilUK I appreciate you.

  • @FynnFTW
    @FynnFTW 9 месяцев назад +241

    "why is my husband scared of the roomba now?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @501stLego
      @501stLego 7 месяцев назад +5

      musta triggered some ptsd to malevalon creek 😂

  • @senatorarmstrong8960
    @senatorarmstrong8960 10 месяцев назад +3234

    Malevolent creek…. We lost many a men there. It was a massacre…

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 10 месяцев назад +40

      Malevalon*

    • @graven6102
      @graven6102 10 месяцев назад +93

      ​@@skyhunter2816Brother its Malevelon 😔

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 10 месяцев назад +32

      @@williamscott2580 No Helldivers can die, they just regroup in Hell afterwards.

    • @fixer1140
      @fixer1140 10 месяцев назад +19

      *Halo Reach ptsd 💀

    • @ScantaniouslyCombust
      @ScantaniouslyCombust 10 месяцев назад +1

      Freudian slip

  • @PeterPumpkin-w1q
    @PeterPumpkin-w1q 10 месяцев назад +3502

    To have a gf / wife into cosplay is a blessing

    • @KatanaKev1988
      @KatanaKev1988 10 месяцев назад +103

      It is my friend…..it is…😉

    • @dridda9117
      @dridda9117 10 месяцев назад +198

      this is known as a God Tier Trophy Achievement for Gamers worldwide

    • @dridda9117
      @dridda9117 10 месяцев назад +59

      and yes im jealous lol

    • @tomshepard9050
      @tomshepard9050 10 месяцев назад +39

      Batgirl costumes with shoulder pads - helldivers 😍

    • @corys7604
      @corys7604 10 месяцев назад +9

      No it isn’t tf

  • @slayeroffurries1115
    @slayeroffurries1115 9 месяцев назад +50

    Marrying a Helldiver is the dream, it has the lowest divorce rate 🥰

    • @kyrrozz
      @kyrrozz 10 дней назад

      chance are, you will be a widow way before thinking about divorce

  • @samb123078
    @samb123078 9 месяцев назад +861

    I knew I was too into this game when I saw a bug in my house and yelled “die terminid scum” before smooshing it with my slipper.

    • @mirjanazadravec
      @mirjanazadravec 9 месяцев назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crazydude09ful
      @crazydude09ful 9 месяцев назад +37

      Nah, you gotta yell “FOR DEMOCRACYYYYYY!!”

    • @josephkim9974
      @josephkim9974 9 месяцев назад +28

      You are doing your part

    • @jimh472
      @jimh472 9 месяцев назад +30

      The flip-flop strategem is the best

    • @realng4611
      @realng4611 9 месяцев назад +22

      Did you laugh like “hahahaha--hahaha--haahaaaaa--“ when using the bug spray?

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 10 месяцев назад +1673

    Super Earth: "You see, you're not dealing with the average Earth anymore."
    Klendathu: "I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?"

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 10 месяцев назад +70

      Actually it’s called Klen Dahth II in game.

    • @Meteo1777
      @Meteo1777 10 месяцев назад +33

      Reminds me of Frieza counting the number of overused heroic phrases he has heard in DBZA.
      ruclips.net/video/C1F7-AeQy6Y/видео.html

    • @optimusprimepwnsall
      @optimusprimepwnsall 10 месяцев назад +72

      Helldiver: "Tell me automaton, do you feel fear?"
      Automaton: *scanning* "results inconclusive."
      Helldiver: "Let's fix that shall we?"

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@optimusprimepwnsall It's more like.
      Automaton: "Hell me Helldiver, do you feel fear?"
      Helldiver: "I don't know what fear is!"
      Automaton: "Let's fix that shall we."

    • @CandleWisp
      @CandleWisp 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@alannatherson7721
      Bile Titan: "Did someone say feet?"

  • @jayromeric9101
    @jayromeric9101 9 месяцев назад +91

    "Liberate my malevolent creek" bro i was like yelling at my phone ..PUT THE CONTROLLER DOWN ..RIGHT NOOOOW! ..lol

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 10 месяцев назад +1139

    Helldivers: "We are going for a walk! A very enthusiastic walk!"

    • @alexschott2092
      @alexschott2092 10 месяцев назад +48

      _When hope is gone_
      _Undo this lock_
      _And send me forth_
      _On a moonlit walk!_

    • @foxbomber5
      @foxbomber5 10 месяцев назад +48

      Give that Helldiver a cannon. Helldivers love cannons.

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 10 месяцев назад +8

      an what we need. vampire robots

    • @nicholasogburn7746
      @nicholasogburn7746 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@alexschott2092Goddamn right.

    • @supernerd8067
      @supernerd8067 10 месяцев назад +10

      My fellow men of culture!

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 10 месяцев назад +733

    My imaginary Wife: I feel bad for you that they nerfed railgun.
    Me: Eh, doesn't matter. Still have my trusty auto-cannon.

    • @DarthQuaint
      @DarthQuaint 10 месяцев назад +38

      And now we have the Quasar. Ho ho ho.

    • @thatguy-dh1qh
      @thatguy-dh1qh 10 месяцев назад +23

      Dude... Sickle with the quasar Canon has me feeling like at badass at 7+ missions

    • @calebkelly8221
      @calebkelly8221 10 месяцев назад +11

      We STAN autocannons

    • @MordeKa0s
      @MordeKa0s 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@calebkelly8221 In the Autocannon we trust!

    • @9unslin9er
      @9unslin9er 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@thatguy-dh1qhBest combo ever.

  • @psinjo
    @psinjo 9 месяцев назад +47

    this is amazing, my only complaint is that, at the very end. she says "or we're getting a divorce"
    ... so what you're saying is "My wife said it was this or her... she will be missed"
    (missed opportunity!) :3

  • @ProjectLegendary
    @ProjectLegendary 9 месяцев назад +1822

    "You don't have to understand freedom to spread freedom" is probably the most American thing to ever be said.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 9 месяцев назад +36

      You're welcome, earth.

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha 9 месяцев назад +18

      Super Earth*​@@SeraphsWitness

    • @thexan7234
      @thexan7234 8 месяцев назад +4

      FREEDOM OF SPEECH USA USA USA

    • @venykrid
      @venykrid 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@thexan7234WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🗣️🦅🇺🇲🔥

  • @drewbeirn7704
    @drewbeirn7704 10 месяцев назад +478

    Wife: "I filled out a C-01 form for you"
    Husband: "But we failed the Major Objective, all C-01 forms have been denied..."

    • @R8MIX
      @R8MIX 9 месяцев назад

      We have lost
      *s e x*

    • @Airman14741
      @Airman14741 9 месяцев назад

      Not true, it's "PROCREATION" that's banned under Super Earth law...

  • @shadowdragonschannel4532
    @shadowdragonschannel4532 9 месяцев назад +30

    “FOR SUPER EARTH” 😂😂that part gots me dying 😂

  • @BernieTheDevastator
    @BernieTheDevastator 9 месяцев назад +782

    “Come liberate my malevolent creek”
    I was expecting him to cry again 😂😂😂

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 9 месяцев назад +21

      Right! That would have been gold xD just crying behind the door

    • @BernieTheDevastator
      @BernieTheDevastator 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@ghostderazgriz 🤣 it could’ve at least been a blooper or something

    • @leefp6719
      @leefp6719 9 месяцев назад +7

      Should have asked to acquire his rare samples

    • @Thebombboom
      @Thebombboom 9 месяцев назад +4

      I was expecting him to jump up and salute like "for liberty!"

    • @444traper
      @444traper 9 месяцев назад +2

      He did cry "from a certain point of view"

  • @user-wi9vh7dm1e
    @user-wi9vh7dm1e 10 месяцев назад +285

    "FOR SUPER EARTH!!! OH!~" -Helldiver, who definitely filled out their C-01 Permit.

    • @Destru3k
      @Destru3k 9 месяцев назад +6

      but all of them are being rejected, what we are seing here is a non-democratic action being recorded on camera, we need to report this video to the ministry of truth at once!!

  • @bGRmn
    @bGRmn 9 месяцев назад +31

    The twist hit me like a 500Kg bomb to the face and I was on the floor laughing instantly. It's nice to know Warp Zone still gets it.

  • @Lazy_Catlady
    @Lazy_Catlady 10 месяцев назад +464

    Playing Helldivers 2 every day with my husband. We played the first part too. Everyone needs to do their duty!

    • @christianzilla
      @christianzilla 10 месяцев назад +35

      Sweet liberty! ❤😊

    • @jasey844
      @jasey844 9 месяцев назад +28

      You're the proper Wife of a Helldiver.
      Being one yourself!!

    • @probablythedm1669
      @probablythedm1669 9 месяцев назад +13

      That's couple goals right there! o7

    • @EP-zl3gj
      @EP-zl3gj 9 месяцев назад +5

      I'm doing my part!

    • @euridionvult7814
      @euridionvult7814 9 месяцев назад +3

      Service guarantees citisenship!

  • @thoughtgaming492
    @thoughtgaming492 10 месяцев назад +217

    Reported to my local democracy officer. He did not fill out a C-01 form for activities that may result in a child. Man what is up with people filming their crimes and posting them online these days?

    • @ae-vil
      @ae-vil 9 месяцев назад

      The weakening of democracy is real, friend.

    • @The-Blue-Knight
      @The-Blue-Knight 9 месяцев назад +13

      All c-o1 denied due to failure to complete main orders.

    • @Robdc89
      @Robdc89 9 месяцев назад

      It's celibacy until we complete our main orders

    • @50RATS
      @50RATS 3 дня назад

      Also, saluting with the left hand, TREASONOUS

  • @DaveMillerDSAF-1
    @DaveMillerDSAF-1 19 дней назад +12

    2:40 WAIT WAIT WAIT!! HE DIDN'T GET A C-01 PERMIT!!!!

  • @actosh7670
    @actosh7670 10 месяцев назад +230

    For Supeeeeeeeeeeeer EARRRTH, got me laughing on the floor

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 10 месяцев назад +7

      She should have said "Come get a taste of my LIBERTY!!"

  • @the_knightcatTTv
    @the_knightcatTTv 10 месяцев назад +351

    You see, a helldiver simply needs to marry a helljumper. It would be pretty fitting.

    • @DVMMIE-c7n
      @DVMMIE-c7n 10 месяцев назад +5

      Don't you mean Hellrider?

    • @the_knightcatTTv
      @the_knightcatTTv 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@DVMMIE-c7n No, I mean hellJumpers. Halo Orbital drop shock troopers.

    • @DVMMIE-c7n
      @DVMMIE-c7n 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@the_knightcatTTv I meant as in riding the ... yk?

    • @internetjerk2839
      @internetjerk2839 10 месяцев назад +11

      You marry your Eagle-1 this way your always together

    • @Blue-fm2pk
      @Blue-fm2pk 10 месяцев назад +7

      HELLJUMPER HELLJUMPER WHERE YOU BEEN?

  • @midlifecrisis3115
    @midlifecrisis3115 9 месяцев назад +77

    I didn't see anyone filling out their C-01 forms before having Super Earth Approved missionary-only coitus. This could be interpretated as socialist Automaton behavior. A well documented Helldiver, is a happy Helldiver. Your local Democracy Officer will be in touch shortly.

    • @alexanderradcliffe5578
      @alexanderradcliffe5578 3 дня назад

      I think this was an honest mistake, and I hope they won't be made to attend a Democracy Camp. But we can never be too careful about socialist, robotic propaganda

  • @BendingMetal
    @BendingMetal 10 месяцев назад +972

    Hope you filled out that C-01 permit before liberating her Malevelon Creek, soldier... 🤨🤨
    Would be a shame to have to report you to your nearest democracy officer...

    • @totalygamingtemplar
      @totalygamingtemplar 10 месяцев назад +13

      i know one

    • @lukesgamingadventure8227
      @lukesgamingadventure8227 10 месяцев назад +7

      Those C-01 permit isn’t being accepted

    • @MIGSmoakz
      @MIGSmoakz 10 месяцев назад +28

      Arent C-01s being denied currently because we failed that major order? YUP THATS HIM DEMCRACY OFFICER 😂

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 9 месяцев назад +1

      Don't wanna call reinforcements for that one.

    • @_Tomon
      @_Tomon 9 месяцев назад

      I would say that this bring the joking to another level, but I'll wait till I need the lift to nearest station :D

  • @WarpstormChronicles
    @WarpstormChronicles 10 месяцев назад +256

    WAIT A MINUTE! He didn't fill out a C-01 form!!!

    • @rednova2212
      @rednova2212 10 месяцев назад +5

      I uh... Don't see it?

    • @WarpstormChronicles
      @WarpstormChronicles 10 месяцев назад

      Oops.... Meant didn't @@rednova2212

    • @simpingforganyu645
      @simpingforganyu645 9 месяцев назад +18

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@rednova2212That’s the problem she’s never shown filling out the form, we don’t see her doing that.
      This should be reported to democracy officer.

    • @rednova2212
      @rednova2212 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@simpingforganyu645Ah, but wait! It's implied that she knows of the form! Remember that it's information shared among wives of the divers, and if any of them have seen information of this form, then it's implied that it becomes public knowledge, shared among others online. Therefor, while it would be SAFER to report it to a democracy officer, it is still implied that she knows of the form, and likely did fill it out!

    • @basil_burrito
      @basil_burrito 9 месяцев назад +5

      Don't worry, it's the "other" type of activity that _does not_ result in a child

  • @KitsuneLexi
    @KitsuneLexi 9 месяцев назад +22

    When he yelled “for super earth!!!” in the bedroom I laughed so hard 😂

  • @Xenochrome
    @Xenochrome 9 месяцев назад +100

    “Take an interest in your spouse’s hobbies” is excellent advice for both men and women.

  • @YuraTuber
    @YuraTuber 9 месяцев назад +167

    My wife said it's this or her. She will be missed.

    • @Delantho
      @Delantho 9 месяцев назад +22

      relations are temporary, super earth never dies

    • @brolys992
      @brolys992 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Delantho😂😂

  • @jasonmack760
    @jasonmack760 9 месяцев назад +41

    My wife excitedly wakes at 5am to get the new Warbond stuff. Happened this morning. Couples Who Dive Together, Thrive Together!

    • @PaulShell-of9sn
      @PaulShell-of9sn 9 месяцев назад +6

      wow 100% relationship goal (lucky guy)

  • @thechantedWhite
    @thechantedWhite 9 месяцев назад +97

    The risk of losing him permanently.
    So join him as a helldiver, fight together, even died together.

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx 10 месяцев назад +183

    From Lethal Company, to Palworld, and now Helldivers 2. Nothing better than to see the small indie studios make bangers to prove AAA wrong!

    • @maizeman90
      @maizeman90 10 месяцев назад +25

      Calling Helldivers 2 an indie is a bit of a stretch, given it is a Sony IP with Sony funding.

    • @SmiledElf
      @SmiledElf 10 месяцев назад +14

      Agreed, judging by pricing too it's closer to AA

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx 9 месяцев назад

      @@SmiledElfyea these game not even 70 and you still have fun

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 9 месяцев назад +5

      Ah yes, the small indie company known as Sony.

    • @nileredsexperiment834
      @nileredsexperiment834 9 месяцев назад +1

      Is Arrowhead studios a "small indie" game company?

  • @Cloudstrife112233
    @Cloudstrife112233 Месяц назад +7

    If my wife dressed up like that, at the end, i might never return to the front lines, lol.

    • @smally8499234
      @smally8499234 Месяц назад +2

      I hope you have your C-01 submitted.

  • @tsolgames
    @tsolgames 9 месяцев назад +294

    This is the ACTUAL best video made so far regarding helldivers. Bravo!

    • @arbiter8246
      @arbiter8246 9 месяцев назад +2

      Eh you’re only saying that because she’s good looking. Put some ugly couples on the video and see the real viewership results.

    • @tsolgames
      @tsolgames 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@arbiter8246 i am a helldiver who is MARRIED to a helldiver... i can verify from both sides that this is correct

    • @NGR8R
      @NGR8R 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@arbiter8246 actual braindead take

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 10 месяцев назад +241

    2:38 It has the same energy of Chi-Chi riding SSJ Goku for one week and she's using it to make it "Go For Ten! Go-Ten! Goten!"

    • @senabecool7232
      @senabecool7232 10 месяцев назад +22

      Hah, DBZA reference, fantastic

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 10 месяцев назад +8

      Ah DBZA, I forget the context of that I better go watch it all again

    • @senabecool7232
      @senabecool7232 10 месяцев назад

      @@archivist_13 the context is just Goku and Chi-Chi f*cking each other

    • @Ronfost89
      @Ronfost89 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@archivist_13 it's the only proper thing to do.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ronfost89 precisely

  • @NiklasMaier-n8x
    @NiklasMaier-n8x 9 месяцев назад +17

    i can understand we he brust into tears when he hears the name malevolent creek ... i was there.. it was hard ....

  • @jawnashun777
    @jawnashun777 10 месяцев назад +122

    The Ministry of Truth approves this message

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 9 месяцев назад +290

    “Why don’t you put that controller down and come liberate my Malevolent Creek?”
    _”Smells like treason, but I’ll do it for Super Earth._

    • @lonewolforigin
      @lonewolforigin 9 месяцев назад +47

      Nothing wrong with spreading Democracy during the day, and spreading her patriot cheeks at night. It is for Liberty, for Freedom.

    • @yourlocalidiot4085
      @yourlocalidiot4085 9 месяцев назад

      no C-01 permit was signed. TREASON

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 8 месяцев назад +4

      Super Earth: Nothing’s wrong here!

  • @demo0831
    @demo0831 9 месяцев назад +29

    Loved it. Tongue and cheek and somewhere deep in that, supports the idea of trying to engage in a partners intrests.
    (litterally everyone should do this.)

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 9 месяцев назад +80

    You could also become a helldiver yourself. The entry qualifications are really low!
    You just need to survive a 10 minute training course without getting shredded by some turrets and you're already in. XD

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 9 месяцев назад +5

      Im pretty sure the tutorial is a final exam for new recruits, in lore the training for a helldiver is longer

    • @Gamer-nc8qp
      @Gamer-nc8qp 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@brodyratliff7441 i dont think so, the average helldiver is so disposable.

    • @crafterofdoom
      @crafterofdoom 9 месяцев назад

      i skipped it

    • @AngelsLance
      @AngelsLance 9 месяцев назад +4

      So many recruits never make it past those turrets. o7

  • @Mr.Default5699
    @Mr.Default5699 10 месяцев назад +98

    Us Helldivers are the most misunderstood group in society glad their are resources out their to help people understand are way of life

    • @iahwhite3875
      @iahwhite3875 10 месяцев назад +5

      There are also resources out there to help with your spelling, just FYI

    • @Mr.Default5699
      @Mr.Default5699 10 месяцев назад

      @@iahwhite3875 you know their are resources out their to tell you how mutch you fit the definition of a smart-ass. and FYI your not even helping, instead of telling me what words I spelled wrong so I can improve you decide it'd me more funny just to say "FYI you can't spell lol"

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 9 месяцев назад

      More like grammar. The words are all spelled correctly but they aren't the right words 😂

  • @vladimirpain3942
    @vladimirpain3942 Месяц назад +1

    This game appeared few months ago and it has one of the strongest community of fans already. Creative and dedicated fans.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 10 месяцев назад +229

    0:34 Malevolent Creek is like The Vietnam for Helldivers.

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 10 месяцев назад +24

      MALEVELON*

    • @graven6102
      @graven6102 10 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@skyhunter2816 It was place of our greates shame, yet they can't even remember the name. I will go contact their democracy officers for this

    • @_TrueDesire_
      @_TrueDesire_ 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@graven6102 It must be because of the trauma

    • @lol-em6bj
      @lol-em6bj 10 месяцев назад +3

      97.7 percent

    • @pappo666
      @pappo666 10 месяцев назад +2

      i actually love that planet sure its not a walk in the park but i find it to be the most fun to play

  • @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240
    @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240 10 месяцев назад +39

    That dig at the meta players was gold

  • @cgyang
    @cgyang 9 месяцев назад +15

    I think this makes the video more hilarious: I expectated this to be about 'real Helldivers'. You know the ones conscripted in Super Earth. The fodder and frontier of Democracy.
    That was surprisingly difficult to explain and I am still unsure if I got my point across. Let's just say I cracked up hard when this video revealed a guy with a controller.
    Nonetheless, love this video and love how this game brings people together.

  • @KyleSpalding-f5r
    @KyleSpalding-f5r 10 месяцев назад +36

    I have been a loyal fan of @TheWarpZone ever since the pandemic and since 2020 the last 4 years I’ve spent watching and rewatching they’re skits and content even to this day you all at The Warp Zone have done the most amazing job and I look forward to being a continuing fan for years to come you guys are simply to put the best of the best and I can’t wait to see what new content you’ll come up with this year and the next my absolute favorite skit is none other the ruthless titan of industry Dick Richard’s! Thank you again for all that you guys do, You all rock!!

  • @RoflcopterPunch
    @RoflcopterPunch 10 месяцев назад +76

    I hope that man filled out his CO-1 form before that roleplay.
    Fantastic humor. 😂

  • @FairPlayClubChads
    @FairPlayClubChads 7 месяцев назад +5

    *"FOR SUPPEEEEERRR EAAARTHHHHHH"* 😭💀💀💀

  • @Ladoran2002
    @Ladoran2002 9 месяцев назад +16

    Damn. She rocking that helldiver outfit. Prepare a whole stack of C-01s.

  • @carlosdavidnavarrete7639
    @carlosdavidnavarrete7639 10 месяцев назад +57

    I hope the W.O.H becomes canon

    • @ButMadNNW626
      @ButMadNNW626 10 месяцев назад +6

      Should be the POH (Partners of Helldivers), since she said “partner” repeatedly and not all Helldivers have wives. (For example, I don’t have a wife - because I’m both female and straight. And single, but that’s beside the point I’m making.)
      And IMO, a great “plot twist” would’ve been her logging on to a computer in the other room and surprising him by joining his squad via cross-play.

    • @carlosdavidnavarrete7639
      @carlosdavidnavarrete7639 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@ButMadNNW626 P.O.H has a nice ring to it

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 9 месяцев назад +8

      We made the Massacre of Malevolon Creek the canon name for the battle, we can meme that into reality too

    • @aaronbates4848
      @aaronbates4848 9 месяцев назад +5

      Missed opportunity to call it "Hellwivers".

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 9 месяцев назад

      @@ButMadNNW626 Hellspouses.

  • @AtsonYouToob
    @AtsonYouToob 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Why is my husband scared of the Roomba now?"... Oh Jesse god loving chrissy but was not ready for that

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 10 месяцев назад +37

    1:38 I bet those cue cards have the strategem codes on them so the wives can properly identify them by watching the input

  • @WCRyder
    @WCRyder 10 месяцев назад +84

    Thay guy clearly didnt get the memo of sex being banned due to our failure

  • @martinmartin7424
    @martinmartin7424 9 месяцев назад +8

    1:24 "why is my husband scared of the romba now?" 💀💀💀

  • @chrisjulien7698
    @chrisjulien7698 9 месяцев назад +131

    Christ bless you, she adapted so quickly it's actually amazing

  • @VanadiumInc
    @VanadiumInc 10 месяцев назад +35

    Well, she's supportive. Three things where most killling: her learning Helldivers jargon, cosplay and the very end 😂

  • @rpaiz1563
    @rpaiz1563 2 месяца назад +1

    This is INSANE.......Like insanely creative and fun!

  • @Draxtemsklounts
    @Draxtemsklounts 9 месяцев назад +54

    This had me crying, please do more of these.

  • @HKSlapActual
    @HKSlapActual 9 месяцев назад +80

    THIS IS AMAZING! Please make part 2!

  • @VerusVertus
    @VerusVertus 4 месяца назад +2

    I actually think, outside the comedy, this is really sweet. It is a wife that takes the time and effort to at least show interest in her husband's hobby.

  • @KronosStudiosYT
    @KronosStudiosYT 10 месяцев назад +17

    The wives of Helldivers play an important role in the quest for liberation and democracy throughout the galaxy as well, they raise the next generation of Helldivers to continue the fight when their fathers' duties are done 🫡🫡🫡

  • @CNYCNY1
    @CNYCNY1 9 месяцев назад +20

    This is amazing. The script is so darn practical

  • @justalittletoserious7796
    @justalittletoserious7796 Месяц назад +1

    Not a single C-01 permit was shown in the video
    I'm calling the nearest democracy officer

  • @NobleReliance
    @NobleReliance 9 месяцев назад +17

    When he gets up to run to the bedroom, I fully expected the sound of him latching his boots into the hellpod, preparing for launch. 😂

  • @Cipher73
    @Cipher73 10 месяцев назад +22

    "Come liberate my Malevolent Creek"...... I just can't stop laughing on that one 😅
    This vid was soo perfect!

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann Месяц назад +3

    GENIUS and hit the nail on the head with the Joel/nerf rage xD

  • @void-bot8071
    @void-bot8071 9 месяцев назад +23

    2:28 the one and only chance to ask if they filled their C-01 permit and you missed it 🙃

  • @kleeklee4572
    @kleeklee4572 10 месяцев назад +17

    This should be an official promotion. It’s great!

  • @william37082
    @william37082 7 дней назад +2

    he better have his permit! reporting him to his democracy officer immediately!!

  • @torenvarela9340
    @torenvarela9340 10 месяцев назад +18

    1:06 We should all be worried about J.O.E.L.

  • @tomlewis4888
    @tomlewis4888 9 месяцев назад +8

    The mug with libertea. Loved this

  • @royalaffinity777
    @royalaffinity777 9 месяцев назад +2

    That was pure comedic gold!!!!! Great production!!!

  • @artiomcybov
    @artiomcybov 9 месяцев назад +14

    LFAO!! Quality is right here! Was laughing all the way through. You guys are fantastic!

  • @astarte731
    @astarte731 9 месяцев назад +18

    Amazing, Scarlett. I love your playing!! Really funny, I love it!

  • @cidlunius1076
    @cidlunius1076 18 дней назад +1

    2:30 Seriously if your wife does this, bless her. You got a real gem. 😂

  • @abhijeetvdsh
    @abhijeetvdsh 10 месяцев назад +43

    How the F parody be so relatable !! The nerfing of railGun is painfull

    • @StarLeader44
      @StarLeader44 10 месяцев назад +4

      As the devs said to those who refuse to adapt: "skill issue"

    • @after_midnight9592
      @after_midnight9592 10 месяцев назад

      I just use quasar instead

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@StarLeader44 based devs.

    • @gtaveteran
      @gtaveteran 9 месяцев назад +1

      i just got used to using unsafe mode, now the quasar cannon kicks it’s asssss

  • @thegrowingdarkness1377
    @thegrowingdarkness1377 10 месяцев назад +16

    Scared of the Roomba is too real

  • @sebastianelsasser8128
    @sebastianelsasser8128 Месяц назад +1

    2:23 Hope you had that C-01 form filled out, brother!

  • @DishonoredPucas
    @DishonoredPucas 10 месяцев назад +24

    DEMOCRACY CALLS SOLDIER

  • @RageKroc888
    @RageKroc888 10 месяцев назад +6

    Haven't watched Warp Zone in years but good to see they're still making top tier content!

  • @pacothedog4605
    @pacothedog4605 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is for your CO-1 Form soldier Remember to fill it out before any acts that might result in a child

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 9 месяцев назад

      So oral and butt stuff is still on the table without paperwork

  • @halophonia
    @halophonia 10 месяцев назад +25

    @2:39 XD im dying LMFAO

  • @danielelkin995
    @danielelkin995 9 месяцев назад +13

    This was brilliant. Well done :)

  • @trewdat43
    @trewdat43 9 месяцев назад +2

    This feels like an ad from arrowhead. So much satire it almost matches helldivers itself

  • @ZukoRobin
    @ZukoRobin 9 месяцев назад +7

    2:16 this part is so funny 😂 the music hahaha