Iron Duke it’s abigail shapiro and you literally find the nudes on google images www.google.com/search?q=abby+shapiro+nudes&client=firefox-b-m&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiMlZrG___lAhWcwcQBHdcmDKAQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=375&bih=545 enjoy my nigga
I like this style for Tarkov videos, in the past they seemed sluggish and it was hard to get into, this new setup where it's presented like a old cheesy action movie. Very nice.
you know what's sad. these vids are great. i love them. i laugh my ass off at them. but when they end, a feeling washes over me, and i think to myself "it wasnt enough. it felt so short. i need MORE"
You have no idea how badly I hoped your slav-jacket would catch fire during that NordVPN ad. I don't even dislike you, that'd just have been really funny
Sam you should make a video where you steal the train in red dead online and hunt and load all the bodies and skins on to the train and ride into town and I would recommend you do it with friends
Sam I've been a fan for a while now. But the pitbull thumbnail is by far the most hilarious things I've seen RUclips. I'm about to go to work and have a great day. Thanks Sam.
Yo Gs, Order some mimosa bark. Then boil it with 1 10th part vinegar. Then add some caustic acid. About 30 grams unless it's less than 1 to 9. Then add some shellite, immediately after the caustic soda. Shake the solution. Then put in a glass dish. Have fun.
hey sam, been subscribed for quite a minute now and i gotta say, keep doing ur thing man, there are literally no other well developed youtubers who capitalize on the same things you do nearly as well as you do, and i would be considerably more bored on youtube if you werent here. thanks for sharing with us man, i appreciate it. also , you should really try to play with criken again, yalls comedy would play sooooo well off of each other, just ad revenue waiting to be made man i swear edit: music fuckin bops
Sometimes, I see the way Sam interacts with his buddies and wonder how ruthless he'd be in an apocalyptic wasteland. wait I watched the rust gameplays nvm
You make this game look playable. Now when I try to play I just die in one shot to everyone after loading them up with 45 rounds of paper bullets. 20+ Hours of game play with 0% progress, amazing, fun, and easy to get into...
just gotta say love the music cuts and the fact your chosing songs 44 minutes into beat tapes and not just searching nujabees wannabeats on youtube playlists.
Hey so no one heard this from me but just to let you know Since Tarkov is client-side if you join servers with high ping the game not only runs smoother, but shots connect more and it gives you up to a full second of reaction time. I know this from a vid me and some friends watched recently and it makes a lot of sense. I'm not gonna explain everything here but it works I've tried it. It makes the game much more playable and from what I know many of the big names in Tarkov are using this. Just watch the top right corner of the screen and if they have high ping it will show up as a red number. Most streamers and RUclipsrs cover this. Its believed this is done in an attempt to hide their ping. Just wanna let yall know
It's ironic that before the found in raid mechanic came out, no one would want to leave tarkov, there was too much money that you could make to want to leave. Now that found in raid has ruined the game, all people want to do is leave tarkov but you can't. Makes me sad.
The Nord 'Hack' was never about stealing saved information. It was about someone accessing the tunnel and being able to decrypt information travelling through it because they had access to the key. So although there was no saved information on the servers, someone could see the information that was being sent and received through the tunnel/s, potentially identifying information or stuff you don't want anyone knowing. In other words, the entire reason for using a VPN was compromised and although there was no data saved on the servers, there was nothing to stop the person who gained access from saving the information flowing through the tunnel. In fact, there is no way of ever knowing what information was stolen, because no data is kept to refer to. If someone has had important info stolen, they will never know.
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i worked so hard to get my junkbox... watching you buy one and delete it really destroyed my self esteem.
You can’t destroy what never existed
AquaFPS ngl hes flexin too hard for you, nerd
Alright
It's ok just go play some rust it will make everything worse buddy...
What self esteem
>"give me the gun"
No
>barrel to mouth
>"I'm taking the gun
>gets gun
*Art of the Deal*
The absolute destruction and pain in your voice after you discarded that scav box was that of a broken man.
also ... a broke man
8:15 really did something to my brain
Good'ol Sam out here dressing like a classy russian gopnik.
"I am walking out with that shotgun" - Yeah, sounds about right.
yaa gopnik here and i approve sam's adidas suit
On vacation
@sa oef Yeah I know it's a oxymoron
Mayonnaise?
Aww yes Slav pudding
mayonez
You could've called this video "I can't Escape From Tarkov". What a waste
fixed
@@thiefpolska shoulda TM
Nice
Damn what was it called before?
Hiroshima did not happen (EVIDENCE)
The earth is flat (PROOF)
I just can't imagine this man as a father.
Imagine*
It give me hope to me and all man babys all over the world that we can one day trick a women of our own into holding thy seed.
With that logic I can’t imagine the past 20 years generations being parents, we laugh at the letter 🅱️ for comedic pleasure
@@tachanka1283 true
@@tachanka1283 we?
9:39 when Sam yelled I got flashbacks to that Minecraft video when Steve yelled at somebody to get out of his house.
"That's how you know you're balls-deep in a Minecraft sesh"
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
"I hit him at least twice with the hatchet - EVERYBODY WAS GETTING A TASTE!" - World Eater Legionary
Sam spent 1 million just to flex and it clashed with his inner jew.
It did kinda hurt
How much was that worth. Did he pay real money for the currency or is it all gained by gameplay.
@@Fabianwew gameplay. But 1 Million roubles is hard to grind.
@@Fabianwew Yeah he spent a real million dollars and discarded it.
@@dudeman7738 Not what I meant you fool. I was wondering if it was bought like shark cards I GTA.
there is literally a "GG EZ" scav voice line and I find that hillarious
Sam to Abby Shapiro: eat the whole mayonnaise.
I'd love to give my mayonnaise to abby shapiro
i still cannot believe that out of all people ben shapiro has a really hot sister who also happens to have a fuckton of leaked nude #blessed
@@____-ju6mx UMass Rachel isn't Abby.
@@____-ju6mx Damn you gotta hand out the sauce,you can't just leave the boys hanging like that.
At least give her name
Iron Duke it’s abigail shapiro and you literally find the nudes on google images
www.google.com/search?q=abby+shapiro+nudes&client=firefox-b-m&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiMlZrG___lAhWcwcQBHdcmDKAQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=375&bih=545 enjoy my nigga
Honestly thought this was Aqua when i first clicked. Pleasantly surprised
Sam is one of the only people on RUclipsrs that makes his ads entertaining an entertaining segment of the video. Thank you sir.
Damn straight
1:23 I didn't know I was watching Life of Boris
I like that Jippy released new music
Yeah he holds onto it for a while and makes BIG DUMP
Shits lit af
2:47 did Sam just look at his youtube demographics and pander to us?
People with mothers?
I love how every RUclipsr is suddenly going "look, I know Nord VPN got hacked" really tickles me pink
Would you prefer they pretended it didn't happen?
@@UncleTwoTimez no the joke is it's super obvious it's part of the talking points that nord gives them for their sponsorship
You clearly didn’t watch more than 2 seconds into the segment you cancer patient
@@knight1706 What???
Tarkov: One of the many reasons my wife left me, a book by General Sam
"Nah man I dont need a 'elmet I can just cup me hands over muy head" such an underrated line
Last time I came this early I had to pay Steve's mom double
Wyatt Bender I had to pay triple one time
you guys had to pay?
“Nord doesn’t retain your information.”
“Here’s this NordPass that retains your passwords.”
This dude is one of the few ppl i watch the in video ad for, he finds a way to make it entertaining.
I like this style for Tarkov videos, in the past they seemed sluggish and it was hard to get into, this new setup where it's presented like a old cheesy action movie. Very nice.
I'm 10:38 seconds into the video and my break ended so now I'm taking a shit on the clock just so I can finish watching this video
Crackers and Mayonnaise, another exotic gamer dish. . . right beside two microwaved hot dogs with a squirt of ketchup and no bun.
Waiting for the "told you so" video on Mordhau.
Ronnie Ruble he already talked about it in his podcast bruh
@@jerrodniles He talks about a lot of stuff in his podcast bruh, a lot of stuff he also makes or made videos on. Bruh.
Santa Claus Don’t bruh me bruh.
Jerrod Niles Bruhs lets not bruh each other right now, we’re all Bruhs here.
@ 1:19
We told Tachanka to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise and he actually did it!
The absolute mad lad!!!
Whenever the "Howdy Partner" bit pops up in your videos, I instantly like.
"They don't retain any information" "It saves all your passwords for you"
I think you just delivered the first sponsor spot that i didn't skip through.......Nord!! Give this man a raise!
79th
The intro reminds me of something you’d see on Spike TV back in the day
you know what's sad. these vids are great. i love them. i laugh my ass off at them. but when they end, a feeling washes over me, and i think to myself "it wasnt enough. it felt so short. i need MORE"
Amazing charisma and production quality are the reasons I watch your videos
"I'm walking out of here with that shotgun. That's whats going to happen. I'm trying to make it so you're alive" Chad gamer move
"I'm walking out of here with that shotgun"
*Immediately throws gun down😂
You have no idea how badly I hoped your slav-jacket would catch fire during that NordVPN ad. I don't even dislike you, that'd just have been really funny
I think this has been one of my favorite General Sam videos so far. Y'all should play tarkov hide n' seek more often
"That was a mil!"
My Brain: "Runescape drop party in 5 minutes"
Sam you should make a video where you steal the train in red dead online and hunt and load all the bodies and skins on to the train and ride into town and I would recommend you do it with friends
WipeOut64 music? Absolute CHAD.
Sam nice choice of music in the opening. I bet barely anyone knows what it is from. You gots some good taste.
Got my fix in. Thanks General.
I swear every time sam uploads it never fails to bring some joy to my life
Sam I've been a fan for a while now. But the pitbull thumbnail is by far the most hilarious things I've seen RUclips. I'm about to go to work and have a great day. Thanks Sam.
I saw Muscle and Fungle queuing up on Interchange the other day and knew the video was comin. I was not disappointed.
Yo Gs,
Order some mimosa bark. Then boil it with 1 10th part vinegar. Then add some caustic acid. About 30 grams unless it's less than 1 to 9. Then add some shellite, immediately after the caustic soda. Shake the solution. Then put in a glass dish. Have fun.
Sam and aqua actually good at a video game?
This is some nelson mandela alternate dimension shit
“Ok I’m waking out of here with that shotgun, that’s what’s happening here” fucking great 😂🤣
Man that Wipeout 64 music hit me with a wave of nostalgia.
This is one of the most intense opening sequences in cinematic history.
hey sam, been subscribed for quite a minute now and i gotta say, keep doing ur thing man, there are literally no other well developed youtubers who capitalize on the same things you do nearly as well as you do, and i would be considerably more bored on youtube if you werent here. thanks for sharing with us man, i appreciate it.
also , you should really try to play with criken again, yalls comedy would play sooooo well off of each other, just ad revenue waiting to be made man i swear
edit: music fuckin bops
I love the power couple you made with Hans and Frans. Better love story then twilight
It's always a good day when theres a new Sam video 👌
Sometimes, I see the way Sam interacts with his buddies and wonder how ruthless he'd be in an apocalyptic wasteland. wait I watched the rust gameplays nvm
If his kenshi is anything to go by, he will be enslaved with no limbs as a fuck doll
I feel like Sam's forehead grows just a tiny bit longer in every video.
You make this game look playable. Now when I try to play I just die in one shot to everyone after loading them up with 45 rounds of paper bullets. 20+ Hours of game play with 0% progress, amazing, fun, and easy to get into...
have you figured tarkov out yet? it’s fun once you figured it ouf
I appreciate the wipeout 64 track. Thanks for bringing this back into my life.
7:07 what a hatchet job
just gotta say love the music cuts and the fact your chosing songs 44 minutes into beat tapes and not just searching nujabees wannabeats on youtube playlists.
Thanks to you, Jippy was my number one listened-to artist this year and all my friends made fun of me
Hey Afk guy here. I was taking a shit and told my friend to cover me. He did not.
I had a toz bitch
@@dominicniederkorn2994 yeah try harder next time. Thanks to you we ended up in a youtube video
Therapist
I can now never unsee this and I hate it
Love the use of the music from wipeout. *chef's kiss
Man, these Tarkov vids are some of your best content yet. Keep em coming man.
That nordVpn segment was so great. i love it so much. thank you so much
here he is again, back for more, i honestly love this game and love your shenanigans
Is it a good game?
The editing in this one made me coom.
Jesus is free
@@thetreedictator3168 so is worshipping the dark father, satan, our lord.
@@grim9287 cheers, I'll drink to that bro
Love your music choices man, all your soundcloud buds sound like school of J Dilla graduates with honors
When sam discard that juck box i felt like crying in a corner.
you hit me once with the hatchet!! - everyone's getting a taste. lmao
Sam you hitting 1 million subs 2020 Congrats my dude
Love the epic early 2000's montage music.
Waiting for hopefully a Christmas sale to get my friends in. I got in on Black Friday and have been scavving since then.
Man I love your videos but it’s always sad when they end cause I have to wait a week to laugh my ass off again
Hey so no one heard this from me but just to let you know Since Tarkov is client-side if you join servers with high ping the game not only runs smoother, but shots connect more and it gives you up to a full second of reaction time. I know this from a vid me and some friends watched recently and it makes a lot of sense. I'm not gonna explain everything here but it works I've tried it. It makes the game much more playable and from what I know many of the big names in Tarkov are using this. Just watch the top right corner of the screen and if they have high ping it will show up as a red number. Most streamers and RUclipsrs cover this. Its believed this is done in an attempt to hide their ping. Just wanna let yall know
So like TF2 spies
Woah there is that intro music from Wipeout 64??!!! Bruh
1:00
Trailer moment right there, gamer moves
“I feel like my track suit is melting to my body.” You know you have a human child under your care right?
It's ironic that before the found in raid mechanic came out, no one would want to leave tarkov, there was too much money that you could make to want to leave. Now that found in raid has ruined the game, all people want to do is leave tarkov but you can't. Makes me sad.
Sam's suddenly turned into some sort of cyber weirdo that also likes to go to a fancy, expensive gym with the lads from the investment group.
Fun fact: Hanger is also a term for a type of sword.
Anyone remember when the title of this video was “I can’t stop playing tarkov”
I didnt knew of this but thank you for however asking me my dearest! ^^
I've been playing tarkov for over a year, and i never knew you could drag roubles into the required items slot when buying stuff
LOL! "The fart jettisons into your belly button and parts your stomach hair like moses and the red sea" fuckin dying.
The Nord 'Hack' was never about stealing saved information. It was about someone accessing the tunnel and being able to decrypt information travelling through it because they had access to the key. So although there was no saved information on the servers, someone could see the information that was being sent and received through the tunnel/s, potentially identifying information or stuff you don't want anyone knowing. In other words, the entire reason for using a VPN was compromised and although there was no data saved on the servers, there was nothing to stop the person who gained access from saving the information flowing through the tunnel. In fact, there is no way of ever knowing what information was stolen, because no data is kept to refer to. If someone has had important info stolen, they will never know.
A year later this is still gold
We need Sam to play with the Chad's shroud, doc, etc. Would be pretty interesting
Seeing Sam actually DRAGGING the money to purchase those CAR medkits killed me.
I'm dead now.
So glad I can run this game now, was rocking the 650 ti for a long time.
Sam really know's the art of making deal's people can't refuse
"Everybody's gettin a taste" I laughed till I cried.
Ah heck. Here I go NOT escaping Tarkov again.
Man the background music went hard at 4:17
Just heard you on the official podcast...my favorite episode yet. Calling Charlie out on his BS 😂
I love your videos, absolutely the highlight of youtube videos of my week, every time, keep the hussle going man
I saw you change the title Sam u will not lie to us anymore
I cannot stop watching Sam play Tarkov