This video is literally just a garbage pile of all the funny moments that have happened since wipe. initially it was 34 minutes but Aqua asked my to remove his speech about why the false famine in Ukraine was justified so now its half as long.
His neighborhood loses power - suddenly the spell is broken. Sam looks around and says in a quavering voice, "Abby?" The realization dawns on him that he is alone, utterly alone, and has been for some weeks now.
Tarkov bois will be at the tippity top of that system. This game inspired a lot of people to collect the same equipment as their PMC so they can eat their chicken tendies and withstand a projectile at up to 3150 feet per second at the same time.
Yo why ain’t nobody addressing The FIR situation, personally I know it’s to deter hatchet runs but I personally feel cheated when I find a led x or a rare quest item, try to escape and get got to a group of 4 players and have almost nothing to show for it.
sam when it comes to Minecraft: "ill never play a game more than a couple times because then my channel becomes a slave to that game" Sam when it comes to Tarkov: "I haven't seen my wife and kid in weeks"
When Sam said except the day z kids who hide in a forest with a can of beans and a rotten banana, I felt that. On a level of anger yet subtle acceptance
@@KOSVENDETTA Well it's fucking hard when you die with gear lol you cant just buy it back like in this, and you'll more than likely be killed as a fresh spawn
Got my friend started on tarkov yesterday. He looses sight of me for 5 seconds rounds a corner and puts buckshot in my head. And I was wearing a fireman’s helmet so he could recognize me.
Did that with the magazines on my nerf gun when i was a little kid, along with taping flashlights to it and taping extra bullets to the stock and i felt so tactical
@@anustupdas9273 Someone: *Watches videos that get recommended and comments on all of them everyone: WTF OMG HOW ARE YOU HERE TOO HOW ARE U EVERYWHERE OMG MAN JUSTIN Y COPY BECAUSE HE COMMENTS!!!
Animosity yeah, even though a majority of it stuff that feels like it should be used as Sam is using it, I can still vibe with some of his songs. They’re pretty catchy
DayZ doge here, can confirm I’ve already found my cave however after stocking it with 150 cans of Heinz beans a bear has moved in and taken my supplies hostage. My red Ryder is insufficient for reclaiming my bounty.
Dont be so hard on yourself man Sam's hairline is moving at blinding speed no way yours is going that fast sam is already bald in the time it took me to type this
When Sam said that he's been run up on more times this patch than ever, same shit happened to me. Literally audio that sounds outside is inside behind me... There was a thicc dude with a attack pack running on wood floor and I heard one wooden footstep that was so far away, be dude was literally running up ON ME. Made me pretty upset.
here as well. was in the hermetic bunker on reserve, when my friend started screaming that a guy ran right in front of the door i was covering. meanwhile me. never heard anything. didn't see anything. go in to investigate, see no one. and just die. didn't even hear the gunshots. friend could hear and see him. i couldn't' fix your game nikita
Turned the binaural audio back off. Got killed once while looting a guy, right next to an open door and I couldn't hear the footsteps of the pmc sprinting down the hallway towards me. Not a single noise.
Go watch veritas video on the first part of steam audio.Even if you dislike the guy the video is top notch and explains how it works and how the same bad audio bugs will be there till the full steam audio is added.
It doesn't even help to differentiate if someone is above or below. I'm not hating or angry, but it seems this audio change has done nothing but harm. It's bad. Idk why it was released. The must've known when testing it how bad it was but I guess they didn't care.
Get something really valuable. Survive according to the rules of the game. Game decides "You didn't play right" and doesn't give it to you. Wow this game seems like a real hunk of shit.
@@evolution2763 A game that is good will deter bad styles of play through balance of the mechanics of the game, not arbitrary punishments without addressing the direct issues that cause this "running through" to be favorable in the first place.
@@OVKatz I'd also add that punishments of any kind in games suck. Nobody plays games to be punished for their actions. Generously reward players that do the things you want players to do, and don't punish them for doing things you don't want them to do. Let them do it, but give them an enticing incentive to not do it. Rewards are awesome. Punishment sucks. If players feel punished, your design is broken.
he makes it look like a lot more fun than it actually is, don't waste your money for tarkov. there are many better games/reasons to build a pc, tarkov doesn't deserve that
In the opening you said and I quote" you probably want to see me play".. while I enjoy all of your content your tarkov content is just the greatest content on this platform
im only here because you mentioned Chip's Challenge on the Forehead Fables podcast and I came running for it. prior to the podcast i thought that was actually you.
My man Sam, I’ve developed this piece of literature art at 4:00 in the morning for you. “I listen to you while I’m sleeping; I listen to you while I’m awake; I don’t know why your videos have such replay-ability; could you stop for fuck’s sake.” Please clap.
I'm sure you figured it out by now, but in order to sell anything on the flea market (where the most profit is) it has to have Found In Raid status. Sam had a 1.9M rouble key in his gamma, but because he got a run through the key lost it's FiR status, meaning he can't sell it for nearly as much money now.
Lol Sam defunding the police does not at all mean we will live like Tarkov in fact Tarkov's entire lore is about a scenario created by American/Western Imperialism and Capitalism (see Terra Lab Groups)
This video is literally just a garbage pile of all the funny moments that have happened since wipe.
initially it was 34 minutes but Aqua asked my to remove his speech about why the false famine in Ukraine was justified so now its half as long.
soon aqua is gonna believe all the stuff sam says about him, and hes gonna conform to the madness
Another incredible example of Sam being truly a phenomenal person
It do be like that
Alright
Do the hiking alaphain moutain trail agian
"Kid hasn't seen me in weeks", *searching for cigarettes in Tarkov for a quest*
doing bad habit for mechanic
he’s been searching for that pack of ciggies for 15 years
And condensed milk
Dad didn’t leave to buy cigarettes, dad left to find cigarettes lmao
Got last fucking pack of willies after searching for a week, also got my last pendrive from scav XDXDXD \ NIkita PLOX
Sams daughter misses him on Father’s Day. She thinks her father left to go get milk, but in reality he’s just in the coom cave.
Obama coom
Coom
I was gonna like your comment but then it had 420 likes so I just couldnt
he left to get condensed milk in tarkov
@@FartHuffer420 you can now
Sam's daughter is probably in middle school by this point and he's missed it all for Tarkov.
Missed her high school graduation for the grind
Missed out on her wedding, childbirth, grand childbirth and funeral.
For the GRINNDDDDDDD!
George Maier an equal trade
@Sightless_Seeker You mean she told them the truth.
Boomers: I hate my wife.
Sam: I might hate my wife, but i never speak to her so i dont know.
Sam is such a fucking boomer, its hard to believe. All these snide remarks about his wife and aquas sister. Yikes dude, so cringy :'D
@@americantoastman7296 ok boomer
Sam is a Chad,thats how you handle your marriage
@@groundwork1962 Did you just call the king of the Rats.... A chad...?
@@groundwork1962 the Rat King... a Chad? _I bet you like the ATF too you chad_
Sam is so consumed by Tarkov that he doesn't even realize his wife and daughter have long since left him. Totally worth though
His neighborhood loses power - suddenly the spell is broken. Sam looks around and says in a quavering voice, "Abby?" The realization dawns on him that he is alone, utterly alone, and has been for some weeks now.
Jonathan Lee The only thing he will do is scream „Abby turn the fkn power on!“ when he sees everyone is gone reallife Tarkov begins but he‘s prepared.
I feel like this ws left at 777 because people have their fingers crossed.
the real Jesus Christ?
Can we just appreciate that Jesus christ watches Sam's content.
"America is falling and gamers will rule under a class based system. Anyways, thanks to our sponsor"
They pay him in bandwith and baked beans
@@joeturner8184 That's a damn good payment.
@@joeturner8184 as long as it's heinz, they've got the best defensive properties (also, delicious)
Tarkov bois will be at the tippity top of that system. This game inspired a lot of people to collect the same equipment as their PMC so they can eat their chicken tendies and withstand a projectile at up to 3150 feet per second at the same time.
I want my class to be a wizard, scroll savant if possible
The fact that he didn’t empty his mag into you when he turned around and saw you in the desk impressed me
When you play with people like sam and you are like sam where you constantly fuck with each other you get used to it lmao
Yo why ain’t nobody addressing The FIR situation, personally I know it’s to deter hatchet runs but I personally feel cheated when I find a led x or a rare quest item, try to escape and get got to a group of 4 players and have almost nothing to show for it.
sam when it comes to Minecraft: "ill never play a game more than a couple times because then my channel becomes a slave to that game"
Sam when it comes to Tarkov: "I haven't seen my wife and kid in weeks"
Totally justified gamer moment
His daughter doesn‘t know how he looks like the only childhoodmemory of him is that big closed metal door she said good night to every day.
Why would she say goodnight during the day tho
“I have a 1.9 million dollar key”
Loots milk
Priorities, dude
bruh
Loot a few more milks, get that key FIR
always loot malk
Every rouble counts. If you have a single empty inventory slot, you’re losing
When Sam said except the day z kids who hide in a forest with a can of beans and a rotten banana, I felt that. On a level of anger yet subtle acceptance
I was honored honestly...
It’s the truth though let’s it lie to ourselves
Lol DayZ is just the game where everyone’s a Rat.
@@KOSVENDETTA Well it's fucking hard when you die with gear lol you cant just buy it back like in this, and you'll more than likely be killed as a fresh spawn
@@KOSVENDETTA it's just a trash game in general.
The Rat King once again scuttles from his burrow to deliver some HOT and STEAMY content
coom
@@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless I can't believe you'd fucking say that in this house of god
you said the f word •_•
@@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless okay you got me there
Got my friend started on tarkov yesterday. He looses sight of me for 5 seconds rounds a corner and puts buckshot in my head. And I was wearing a fireman’s helmet so he could recognize me.
*Tapes magazines together* "I'm somewhat of a scientist myself."
*engineer*
You ever done that with nerf gun magazines?
Did that with the magazines on my nerf gun when i was a little kid, along with taping flashlights to it and taping extra bullets to the stock and i felt so tactical
"Mom, I'm not addicted, I can stop whenever I want"
8 years later: *Consumed by Tarkov*
Wtf. How are you here too? Are you ripping off Justin Y?
I haven't seen you in a comment section for a while
Hello old friend, it’s been awhile
@@anustupdas9273 Someone: *Watches videos that get recommended and comments on all of them
everyone: WTF OMG HOW ARE YOU HERE TOO HOW ARE U EVERYWHERE OMG MAN JUSTIN Y COPY BECAUSE HE COMMENTS!!!
Leave me alone you stalker
I love how unique the music footprint of your channel has become
@James Jarrett exactly
Dark Souls soundtrack
James Jarrett I think so, at least as of late. But for a while he used Jippy, Karson, Hari, and maybe one or two other people.
@Semaj Harris He's on Spotify and shit too, he's an actual artist
Animosity yeah, even though a majority of it stuff that feels like it should be used as Sam is using it, I can still vibe with some of his songs. They’re pretty catchy
These marriage jokes be hitting differently now that I'm married.
Time to ignore my wife to get mad ruble stonks
Everybody thinks it's all jokes and laughs, until it happens to them. Lol
Yeah it's never a joke.
For someone who went full time RUclips this man really posts like he’s part time
Quality over quantity.
@@maximillianwright7288 and thats a fact
The sponsors cover the bills
He's probs more like part time while watching the kid
@@pulsofumi578 yep! investments etc. worse thing to do is only have 1 income source.
I've watched each of Sam's videos 4 times for the last 4 years it's been so long that my forehead has enlarged and my nose has elongated
You can really tell that filming that intro was the first time he’s done anything other than playing Tarkov
DayZ doge here, can confirm I’ve already found my cave however after stocking it with 150 cans of Heinz beans a bear has moved in and taken my supplies hostage. My red Ryder is insufficient for reclaiming my bounty.
Bruh
just shoot the bear's eyes out, its so easy
aye bro they're not heinz hey're DEEZ beans
I’m about to go to bed, Sam. You just can’t do this to my feeble body.
Time to learn this lesson: You either take it dry or break in half.
Lol I was in bed about to set my alarm but my youtube app was open and auto refreshed and now here I am
Tfw when you're just waking up on the other side of the world
We're all living in the matrix. Accept it.
it was 8 am
That "Run Through" status breaks my heart everytime
I was playing with my friend and he screen shared his stash; he has your dogtag and didn’t even know he whacked you, what a find. Love the content.
My hairline is getting closer to Sam's every day. Should I just end it now?
Yeah.
The time has come.
Same.Idk what to do I for sure dont wanna end up looking like this fuck so I think I will to.
Dont be so hard on yourself man Sam's hairline is moving at blinding speed no way yours is going that fast sam is already bald in the time it took me to type this
if it ever gets real bad, go bald. it will at least look some what cool.
General Sam is slowly turning Australian, slowly going down under
Reminder children. While in this quarantine, train your chest and legs so you can go prone or run away from a firefight.
#RATFORLIFE
You know I already got that natural curvature of the spine
Buy level 2 armour and rush B
outro song- jippy the larger melody
it took me months to find it after his mordhau vid over a year ago
Thanks dude was looking for this tune
Dude you are a legend. Fucking been looking for this for about 4 months.
Been lookin for this track! Mad respect my dude
lol i thought i was the only dude that gave shit. thanks man
I'd give you a dollar if I wasn't broke as shit. Good shit, bro.
1:24 "except for dayz players, they're out in the woods with a can of beans and a rotten banana" you're god damn right sam
“First we crack the enemy legs, then we crack a cold one with the друзья”
friends
When Sam said that he's been run up on more times this patch than ever, same shit happened to me. Literally audio that sounds outside is inside behind me... There was a thicc dude with a attack pack running on wood floor and I heard one wooden footstep that was so far away, be dude was literally running up ON ME. Made me pretty upset.
I heard some dudes “above” me and my friend once, but this asshole was actually RIGHT behind us
It’s more of a liability at that point lmao
New steam audio is horribly broken. I can hear someone a floor above me on labs but can’t hear the kid running on same level as me
Yeah thats why i stopped playing. I dont like games where no matter how much skill you have, the game glitches and completely ruins any plans you had.
here as well. was in the hermetic bunker on reserve, when my friend started screaming that a guy ran right in front of the door i was covering. meanwhile me. never heard anything. didn't see anything. go in to investigate, see no one. and just die. didn't even hear the gunshots. friend could hear and see him. i couldn't'
fix your game nikita
You know you're tired when you think the raycon link says "buy raccoon"
As it should
Buy raccoon I wish those little shits are evil but cute
@JFK Taco Bell sorry to break it to ya but slavery is still happening
@@felreaverguy what
You should also buy Raccoon.
that moment when you get run through status and realize that key went from 1.9 mill roubles to 26k
"I know you guys wanna see some Exanima" no Sam, we want more of the burly cannibal women.
Turned the binaural audio back off. Got killed once while looting a guy, right next to an open door and I couldn't hear the footsteps of the pmc sprinting down the hallway towards me. Not a single noise.
Same thing would've happened with the default audio because the audio overall is shit
Go watch veritas video on the first part of steam audio.Even if you dislike the guy the video is top notch and explains how it works and how the same bad audio bugs will be there till the full steam audio is added.
It doesn't even help to differentiate if someone is above or below. I'm not hating or angry, but it seems this audio change has done nothing but harm. It's bad. Idk why it was released. The must've known when testing it how bad it was but I guess they didn't care.
@@chiefynproud1787 my buddy constantly wasnt hearing things I was becuase he had it on
When you have over 5k between rust and tarkov, and know you'll be safe during the collapse of society.
More like you’ll pick up your gun and wrist will snap cuz of carpel tunnel
@@SephWorld ha jokes on you, my wrist doesn't bend at all from the carpel tunnel.
@@Mike.The.Jeweler ahaha nice
SeanPaul Guess, jokes on all of you I lost my wrist to carpel tunnel my chances of survival are 100%
Or youll be just as useless at the end of the world as when everything was normal
Everyone: I cant wait for steam audio its gonna be so good
Nekita: You dont know how we do things around here do you.
“You have your comtac infront of your mouth like you’re about to say something epic”. “All lives matter” 😂😂
ngl, welyn's not gonna survive the civil war when it goes hot
Kenshi cannibal women sequel when? Please Sam!
Live Chaz footage should satisfy that particular taste.
Is this a fetish? You know what. This is better than foot fetishes.
Got five minutes in and my 7 year old niece came in the room. Gonna have to save the journey for later. Too many words to explain to a child.
I started playing this because of you Sam. Now I can't escape Tarkov.
Ah! He said it, he said the thing!
7:00 "guns are gunna make my grammah whole again" - this gave me a haemorrhoid.
“I don’t want to be a Tarkov youtuber”
Get something really valuable.
Survive according to the rules of the game.
Game decides "You didn't play right" and doesn't give it to you.
Wow this game seems like a real hunk of shit.
I was gonna buy this game before that patch came out and that ruined the appeal to me.
it's to deter a certain style of play that is not inductive to fun, action packed raids. "year of the rat" my arse. eat shit rats.
@@evolution2763 enjoy the lack of a player base. How the fuck is camping exits fun?
@@evolution2763 A game that is good will deter bad styles of play through balance of the mechanics of the game, not arbitrary punishments without addressing the direct issues that cause this "running through" to be favorable in the first place.
@@OVKatz I'd also add that punishments of any kind in games suck. Nobody plays games to be punished for their actions. Generously reward players that do the things you want players to do, and don't punish them for doing things you don't want them to do. Let them do it, but give them an enticing incentive to not do it.
Rewards are awesome. Punishment sucks. If players feel punished, your design is broken.
Does anyone else kinda actually want to see Sam play DDR, or is that just me.
The last time I was so early, Aqua was still alive
“Except for the dayz kids. They’re living in the woods with a can of beans and a rotten banana” 😂😂
Damn, I just realized Sam is almost to 1M subs. I remember when he had under 100k. Time flies
me and the dayz boys living out in the woods with a can of baked beans and a rotten banana
"Some say Sam still lives in the tunnels under tarkov"
I love that he has soft rifle cases in the background
Sam's kid: [dad where are you going] Sam: look kid I'll be back in a few minutes I need to go get some milk for a quest I'll be back soon
Finally played a match with randoms last nite. Was fun to have others watching your back
The horror of that medical key scene still gives me chills.
I always ask myself "when was the last time I audibly laughed at something" and General Sames content is always the answer
I need to build a pc so I can feel included in tarkov
Worth
do it now m8
he makes it look like a lot more fun than it actually is, don't waste your money for tarkov. there are many better games/reasons to build a pc, tarkov doesn't deserve that
In the opening you said and I quote" you probably want to see me play".. while I enjoy all of your content your tarkov content is just the greatest content on this platform
I love how the headphones are in pairing mode when you're "using" them for the ad lol
"they wouldn't even try to dare" -General Sam regarding Rashala and his men, circa 2020
Last time I came this early, my girl dumped me.
I only coom
@@Alepap. epic
Last time I came this early my dad dumped me
@@Sweatygumbo :,(
“LET’S FOCKIN’ GOOOOOOO”
man just started watching your videos and ive been watching your videos like a crazy addict and now is all i wait for keep up the good job man
im only here because you mentioned Chip's Challenge on the Forehead Fables podcast and I came running for it. prior to the podcast i thought that was actually you.
9:48
Sam, we all know you served under Colonel Sanders.
I just had the most random flashback to Kenshi.
Ren4issance - He should play more Kensi
Goro Majima agreed, turn the lord Phoenix into Darth Vader and have him finish off the holy nation.
14:16 once again my browser history is stained
It is quite impressive tho
The three great factions of america ''dayz kids'' ''rust kids''and ''tarkov kids''
“ I can make a water tunnel in the jungle where I can keep my HEROIN “
Hair looks good in this one General! When is the shekelscheme coming back online?
this game gives me irregular heart palpitations
When he said "all lives matter" i was simultaneously so proud and died laughing knowing that someone will get triggered at that
Im my opinion NO live matter only money...!
@@502C.r.H Capitalism approves.
Black Lives Matter
at 1:34 he said "Ra-" and i immediately thought it was going to be a raid shadowlegends ad and then he said raycon and i felt so relieved
My man Sam, I’ve developed this piece of literature art at 4:00 in the morning for you. “I listen to you while I’m sleeping; I listen to you while I’m awake; I don’t know why your videos have such replay-ability; could you stop for fuck’s sake.” Please clap.
what if abby is actually super nice and sweet and he talks like shes the devil lol
9:39 "Stolen valor!" Looks like we got ourselves a mommy! Hope he's following proto.
How'd you get a job here anyways?
F in chat for Fedsmoker. Ripperoni in peace
@4:00 mins made me laugh so hard!!!
Lol in 20 years Sam will be sitting at a PC with a blank screen telling his wife he needs to finish one more raid, due in part to PTSD of the rat 🤣
Sam manages to stick with the same gun for the majority of the video, showing that rats never die
Someone from Florida would think guns solve everything. And happy father's day.
You can heat up chicken nuggets with a gun.
They do, it made his grandma whole again didn't you hear?
Guns solve murder rates
4:52 apparently only a few lives matter, tf is this
I would actually love to see some more exanima. I think that was one of your best videos
Dude that vid made me play it again... Wish theyd actually finish it
Nothing is more crushing and makes you want to leave this game forever more than escaping with an item worth millions and seeing that runthrough icon
>Picks up 1.9mil medical key
>Run Through
I felt that.
8:42 why is he screaming? What happened?
I'm sure you figured it out by now, but in order to sell anything on the flea market (where the most profit is) it has to have Found In Raid status. Sam had a 1.9M rouble key in his gamma, but because he got a run through the key lost it's FiR status, meaning he can't sell it for nearly as much money now.
where is hunt. I guess this bayou ain’t big enough for the two of us 🤠
Profile picture giving me more flashbacks then The non existent sound of a nade landing in tarkov.
OK OK OK HE TEASED EXANIMA IN THE INTRO NO NEED TO RIOT
now to take notes on how to become a true rat
“Tarkov is a fun game”
My stash being nearly completely empty says otherwise. Then again, I’m just trash
Dude, making your grandmother whole again fucking killed me. Thank you. I havnt lold that hard in ages.
yo dude, general sam, you gonna get sued by the NLSS for cracking open a cold one
By dan the man gheesling at the very least
@@dollenrm Dan's gonna break out the gold chains and break his kneecaps with it
I actually bought some Raycons. They are pretty cool, i wear them every day at work
Ray cons are actually the best investment I have ever made
I left my family for Raycons
Sightless_Seeker I have never seen such an accurate comment. Thanks
they're more comfortable and sound the same as airpods. better noise cancellation actually thanks to the padding. 10/10 purchase.
Way too much bass. It's shit unless hip-hop etc. is all you listen too, so basically for tone deaf people. Sorry boys.
13:50 WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT ME
1:15 When you realize you play all of those games and will be the commander and chief of the new world order
Sams making sure to show off those rifle cases in the raycon ad to scare off the scavs that will come for him after the breakdown of civilization.
Lol Sam defunding the police does not at all mean we will live like Tarkov in fact Tarkov's entire lore is about a scenario created by American/Western Imperialism and Capitalism (see Terra Lab Groups)
I love that if you watch the podcast you get a little bit of context for the jokes
Man your videos really help me on my bad days thank you
Is Anyone else looking forward to sam reaching 1 million subs? He's so damn close.
Aqua fps looks like my middle school gym teacher