@@GeneralSam Please tell me you're planning for a video around the VOIP - I'd love to see a video of you luring unsuspecting PMCs/Scavs into trusting you and ruining that trust moments later.
It must feel good to be at the top, unlike us commenters and unsuccessful creators. Getting to dislike something. Too bad I got the chrome extension that shows dislikes bitches. Get REAL.
With the flea market restrictions, those chads are forced to find the best armor through LOOTING. You think a chad knows how to loot? That’s a rats game babey.
@@AxxLAfriku god you're fucking everywhere arent you cringe man? im genuinely concerned about why you spend every living second on youtube comments begging for people to go to your channel
This is basically Sam holding up a middle finger the entire video toward the viewers and I'm all for it. Heartiest laugh I've done in awhile when you said, "Bitch, theres nothing you can do about it, they got rid of the dislike button."
The satisfaction in Sam’s voice has he recounts the suffering of chads is so beautiful. This smug face on this man has somehow made this wipe even better than it already is. Let the rats reign.
@@bigtony77 yea bc it isnt inertia they added its ice skates lmfao no one moves like that in "real life" if this is supposed to be a sim, especially when ur a TRAINED soldier and ur carrying nothing but a fucking pistol.
Best moment I’ve had this wipe is when I was in a four man on Woods. We heard a couple guys fighting scavs in the camp on the southeast part of the map. We all slowly snuck up to the edge of the camp. My teammate started talking trying to negotiate with the guys inside while I held a tight angle. Of course the two guys inside had no idea we were a four man. One guy was negotiating with my teammate and started walking towards the entrance I was holding, by the sandbags with the tent. His head went straight into my sights and I dropped him mid-sentence. A few seconds later I hear my other teammate take a single suppressed shot from like 50 meters away and then heard the death groan of the second guy inside the camp. VOIP is a magical thing
@@joshpierce7820 lol. I think there was more trust early wipe, but I think a lot are using voip like this so it might go back to shoot on sight. They were probably coming to kill your boi too lol. Defs fun as a scav bc you’ve got nothing to lose
When that kid grows up without a father because you were too busy gaming, once they find your RUclips channel, they'll immediately understand why you were never around. Good content.
@@cooldud7071 Max Stength giga chads COULD bunny hop last wipe. We still haven't seen how inertia is with max strength players, the movement speed scales with strength so it could still be absolute aids late wipe
Sam, factory night has everyone in VOIP trying to do the placing quest in the breach room on 3rd story. Do with this information what needs to be done.
i love scrolling down into the comments of this walking shitpost of a channel ( i mean that with love) to see the granddad of the game himself comment on this post like he eagerly awaited the release of this video.
Not really a new me but much more motivated and ready to grind. Started 2 or 3 months into my first wipe and hit lvl 41 and didn't get ragman 4. Now I'm already lvl 26 and 4 streamer items short for kappa including your mask :)
Rat strat for sure. Kick chads and lock them out because theyre waiting for their energy and health to go up (they cant stop running and are poor) while rats are busy leveraging markets.
I've seen majority of Sam's vids, but this, this s**t right here, might be the best yet. Love how this update has just completely destroyed the sweaty ass Chads of Tarkov.
The flea market restrictions are by far the greatest change to come out of this update. It's beautiful listening to these former gigachads cry because "wahhh I actually have to go through the game's progression, do quests, and upgrade my hideout to get ammo equivalent to a thermonuclear missile instead of hitting level 10 and farming labs for 8 hours per day!!!! this is bullshit!!!"
I'm so, so so glad they took their game back, and told all these steamers to shove off with their sweaty ass advice and opinions. This is Tarkov, it isn't CS:GO, warzone, rainbow 6. It's Tarkov, its meant to be brutal, realistic, unforgiving. Next they need to patch out these ridiculous 2-3 story jumps, if you do it just give them insta death.
Ran a Altyn and lvl 6 on customs the other day with a vector and my god the absolute devastation I caused knowing most players have bad ammo it was incredible
last wipe i had discovered my chadliness and had a lot of fun pvping like a mad man. but honestly the movement system for high level players was so broken and stupid. just being able to fly around the map with high strength and endurance and shoulder peak things in an instant with 90 pounds of gear on your back was just plain stupid and i honestly like the forced change of play style
This is exactly why inertia saved Tarkov. No one should be sliding around the map and bunny hopping all over, and peeking corners and ADAD spamming in a quarter of a second with 40kg of kit. All the whiners should go play COD since that suits their playstyle more
Combat is so much more satisfying with the new movement. No more instant peeks that drop you before you can react. If people want to stick their fat head into a hallway and peek down it they actually take the risk of getting shot. Holding angles isn't just fucking suicide by desync.
Honestly the new mechanics make it way easier for me to chad out, people play way slower than normal with bad gear & it’s super easy to be aggressive. All inertia does is prevent abuse of some game mechanics like jiggle peaking which I’m actually happy about.
@@ryanb6614 agreed the gameplay feels amazing now on both sides, now all the gotta do is make it so you cant drop out of 2 story buildings and sprint on painkillers
I loved that BSG and EFT kept getting praised as the "MoSt ReAlIsTiC sHoOtEr" while not at all being anywhere near what this shit is like in real life, dudes running around with more than an approach march ruck load side strafing and full sprinting everywhere and now they're curbing that bullshit. Running with 50 lbs of gear on is rough enough and you notice pretty quick that inertia and gravity are some bitches.
i mean realistic games when taken too far are absolutely trash. it kind of defeats the purpose of the whole "game" thing.. tarkov is praised for being fun, addicting, and painful, with an added touch of realism. but for real 50 pounds of gear is absolutely nothing to athletes. im pretty sure in real life the armor alone can be 50 pounds or more and then you have the gun the mags the ammo the supplies on top of your clothes. if the game was anything like real life, no one would be playing it nor praising it. you might be confused on what games are
This…. This intro I’ve watched about 15 times in a row cuz it’s just so glorious. I love that the mommas boy fucks with no life who do nothing but play this game have the playing field leveled now. New subscriber for sure. Make more of these videos please
Ratting was already overpowered. Us Chads run around trying to find out what corner you're put a campfire next to but now... Now us running is a death sentence,
@@muchdoggo6208 Nah youre thinking all rats are exit campers while all exit campers are rats not all rats are exit campers! We dont win head to head fights we win with our heads in fights by guerilla tactics hit and run leg meta whatever works
You got a really good format going on here, the video felt very good to watch and for some reason it doesnt even felt like I was watching a Tarkov video, keep this up.
He does this talk show podcast over his videos, it lets you feel like you're a friend in their voice chat just chilling while they play a game and you're waiting to hop in their squad
I'm glad they had this change. The game is way more enjoyable now and like you said, it was hilarious to hear people crying about the movement. Rats rise up!
Honestly the movement doesnt even feel that bad ive hardly struggled puahing players like i did last wipe its maybe made w key playstyle a little harder but i think good players will still be able to move well enough to fuck on people that plus bag dropping before a fight is more of a requirement to save weight/movement speed were before it was just to save stam
Recently my house burnt down, I lost pretty much everything except the clothes on my back. These videos bring me much joy in these dark times, Thanks Sam
Sam may call himself the rat king, but he has a 50+ percent survival rate and runs a lot throughout the raid. Is he truly still a rat? Or has he become the very thing he hates. A CHAD
Chads have a lower survivor rate. Rats have a much higher survival rate. Chads look for conflict and die and brush by with 30k rubbles in their bank. Rats will sit in one spot for 30 minutes of the raid and leave once everyone is gone
@@Sstovers Ah I guess I have become more chadly this wipe then. I'm usually 100-400k in bank at all time, not necessarily chasing combat but I do love a good fight now haha. I've started cursing people in bushes a lot more and prefer cqb cause I can sound whore. One of my favorite things to have learned from ratting previous wipes. I was also usually 68-70 survival rate where now I'm like 48-50 haha. Ah I love how much I've gotten better at this game though. I hated being too scared while hiding in a corner with just my hatchet. 3 years later and boom! What's that? Only 20k left? Well I still have an rfb with level 3 armor and a chimera hat and some lovely m32's. I'll just have to profit this raid then. Money isn't needed when I still have a dream!
Man my gang and i went from constant rat tactics to seal team 6 this wipe. absolutely ruthless is the inertia and flea changes. we thought we were bad, we just never ran above class 4 lmao. voip is also quite possibly the best addition ive seen in a while
Took a page out of sam's book and made my PMC look like a scav. Coupled it with VOIP and now all those friendly player scavs are easy pickings for the kill-quest tasks 👌
Bryan really shines when hes got a mic and a controller in his hands. On the podcast be might as well be a canadian mannequin slurping on drinks nobodys heard of on the american side of the great lakes.
I recommend having somebody to guide you or use 4 tabs in a browser,maps from map genie, tarkov wiki, ballistics and tarkov market. This way you can alt tab to check map, quests, items and if ammo is usable.... But the best is a friend, community or Sherpa ( i only did the first)
When he started laughing at the Chad's and did the jerk to the camera "piece of shit, here's a drink" - is when I immediately scrolled up on mobile... and smashed that fuckin like button.
“Sha k barygam, a potom po babam” Roughly translates to; "First to the hucksters, then to the chicks." So he's basically saying lets go sell this shit and find some women
"Battle state just hamstringed an entire style of play" I love that these meta Chad's with 4 plus years of experience have literally crippled themselves using nothing but meta no recoil guns. I'm loving this wipe
Yeah, I’ve seen some guys who obviously normally run juiced up M4s, Slicks and shit absolutely flunking entire mags when they now have to use mostly stock AKs with shit ammo while trying to play like they used to and getting fucked by inertia. I love it.
@@PandaMan-xy1he The amount of lvl 30+ super sweats I've wiped the floor with this wipe has been amazing, restricting the flea has to be one of my favorite things Nikita has done
Seeing Sam happy about people being unhappy and the dislike being gone is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. The fridge Kenyon joke well... that had we laughing too
17:14 asked my wife who is a tea drinker "do you suck the bag dry after" she said "I used too but not anymore because it makes your teeth yellow" I have learned more about my wife thanks to you!
I don’t even have tarkov, yet I half of the RUclips I watch is tarkov content. I don’t even have a pc to play the game, yet people like Sam, aqua, and pestiliy keep me alive with tarkov content
That was me for a good year and half..good thing is when you do get a PC you'll already be ahead of the game cause you've been watching guides and shit..
Can't wait to see how voip has affected our rat king
i didnt even address it in this video lmao
@@GeneralSam lol
@@GeneralSam feels bad letting us down once again
@@GeneralSam Please tell me you're planning for a video around the VOIP - I'd love to see a video of you luring unsuspecting PMCs/Scavs into trusting you and ruining that trust moments later.
@@GeneralSam intelligence 100
The shear *smugness* that Sam is radiating through this video is borderline venomous lmao.
Borderline?
He threw some venom at you in the intro.
@@cousinzeke4888 I came here to comment this. Thank you for doing my work for me.
I love it
Sheer*
This dislike button joke hits my man. I wasn't ready for that execution.
Absolute murder
man, i colapsed to the ground laughing "uhgg HERE IS A DRINK!!"
It must feel good to be at the top, unlike us commenters and unsuccessful creators. Getting to dislike something.
Too bad I got the chrome extension that shows dislikes bitches. Get REAL.
Killed me lol
had me rolling
With the flea market restrictions, those chads are forced to find the best armor through LOOTING. You think a chad knows how to loot? That’s a rats game babey.
Well, chads will be able to craft it when traders are on level 4. But yeah, the changes are awesome!
well now there is airdrops so... i guess its easy again?
nothing is going to stop chads..levels 50s every where and one dude already has kappa.so..ya.. all it does is fuck no streamers
Chads just camp easy exfils now lmao
you think this restricts chads but it just restricts you lmfao
"Boo-hoo I cant have a Fridge on my back and run like a Kenyan"
Fucking Art. Well said
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am RUclips's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear att
@@AxxLAfriku god you're fucking everywhere arent you cringe man?
im genuinely concerned about why you spend every living second on youtube comments begging for people to go to your channel
@@AxxLAfriku MY BOY hows the 2 girlfriends?
@@Vyyy290 he's a part of RUclips at this point man, just laugh and move on. It's like seeing that one drunk guy stumble into church by accident.
@@AxxLAfriku aspie
My favorite thing was seeing people on Twitter and Reddit saying “can’t wait until GeneralSam makes a video and ruins the wipe”
coming from the people who unironically call things thicc, delicious reddit tears
The Reddit was alive with people hating the update. Knowing Sam would ruin it
To be fair, after the exit camping video and the scav disguise video fair thought process
@@davidj3841 those are golden strats, you must admit haha.
@@sukaira9334 Oh they are, and my inner rat is at peace. But d2 hasn't been the same since
This is basically Sam holding up a middle finger the entire video toward the viewers and I'm all for it. Heartiest laugh I've done in awhile when you said, "Bitch, theres nothing you can do about it, they got rid of the dislike button."
"UGHH here's a drink" had me rolling 🤣
Bro, I was wheezing 🤣
Seriously the dunks in the first 5 minutes are ridiculous
@@thelonewanderer69 aa
The satisfaction in Sam’s voice has he recounts the suffering of chads is so beautiful. This smug face on this man has somehow made this wipe even better than it already is. Let the rats reign.
Rats unite! Chads are a dying breed now
The rats will rise and we will thrive!
True chads use the inertia to their advantage
He sounds like a priest as hes talking
@@jesseroberts1041 no the inertia did nothing bc the true chads have high enough skills that inertia doesnt matter lmfao
Man no dislikes, i guess everyone even the chads like this new update and the kind words Mr. Sam said about them.
dey sucked on deeeeez
Sam's words transcend colors and creeds. He speaks truth, we hear truth
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@@andreas_cj C'mon man ...
"daddy i havent eaten in three days and mommy isnt waking up"
"sorry. girl. but i gotta play tarkov for 20 hours straight. new wipe. new me "
Sam sounds so happy when talking about the people mad about inertia, I love it
It was great lmao. I even got into some arguments with people about it.
I don’t mind the concept of inertia, but it gives me extreme motion sickness so I can’t play :(
@@bigtony77 yea bc it isnt inertia they added its ice skates lmfao no one moves like that in "real life" if this is supposed to be a sim, especially when ur a TRAINED soldier and ur carrying nothing but a fucking pistol.
3:04 My god dude, that made me choke on my food, I did not expect that. Fucking legend.
it killed me
lol you could tell how much he loved saying it
@@chad912 Been Linking it o n ever page I know
This needs to be clipped. It’s got meme potential
The rats are in control now
No longer will we be opressed by those tyrannical game devs or inhumane Chads. The time of the rat is now.
hey reno
Scavs drilling the rivet outa the 10/30 round mags they got. I swear I got them on freedom week!
Hey it's that other guy I watch
ayo reno plays tarkov??
VOIP is the greatest addition for rats ever made.
Dishonesty, deception, dishonor.
All so easy, when you can whisper into player's ears.
Best moment I’ve had this wipe is when I was in a four man on Woods. We heard a couple guys fighting scavs in the camp on the southeast part of the map. We all slowly snuck up to the edge of the camp. My teammate started talking trying to negotiate with the guys inside while I held a tight angle. Of course the two guys inside had no idea we were a four man. One guy was negotiating with my teammate and started walking towards the entrance I was holding, by the sandbags with the tent. His head went straight into my sights and I dropped him mid-sentence. A few seconds later I hear my other teammate take a single suppressed shot from like 50 meters away and then heard the death groan of the second guy inside the camp.
VOIP is a magical thing
@@joshpierce7820 this sound like a movie scene, and I love it
Disagree. Just play rust.
@@xOhrwurm rust for kid, tarkov for men !
@@joshpierce7820 lol. I think there was more trust early wipe, but I think a lot are using voip like this so it might go back to shoot on sight. They were probably coming to kill your boi too lol. Defs fun as a scav bc you’ve got nothing to lose
3:15 in my 5 years of watching general sam, I have never seen him this happy.
When that kid grows up without a father because you were too busy gaming, once they find your RUclips channel, they'll immediately understand why you were never around. Good content.
This might be the greatest comment I've ever read.
This might be the gayest comment I've ever read.
This might be the comment I've ever read.
This might be the I've ever read.
This might be the comment.
All jokes aside, I love how Sam uses the green screen to put himself into different areas in tarkov it’s beautiful. Never stop.
This comment is posted 100x on every video He does. We/he know people like the green screen, shut the fuck up about it
@@richardhunter3441 imagine getting mad about people leaving comments in a comment section
@@richardhunter3441 Someone woke up and chose violence this morning huh?
@@richardhunter3441 rude
@@richardhunter3441 you'll never be a real woman
Sam: "What's the name of that rapper known for having 2 chains?"
Tarkov: Skill Memory leveled up to 2
This is the most excited I’ve ever seen Sam, he truly needed this to get over his depression about his Bitcoin portfolio.
This wipe is the golden age of Tarkov, all the chads crying since they can't play Tarkov like it's Quake now.
"My slide jumps reeeeeee"
Ive been getting into the chad mentality for the last 3 wipes but now i got to get into that sigma rat grindset
Nah, playing like quake would require them to learn how to bunny hop
@@cooldud7071 we were
@@cooldud7071 Max Stength giga chads COULD bunny hop last wipe. We still haven't seen how inertia is with max strength players, the movement speed scales with strength so it could still be absolute aids late wipe
I've rewatched the first 4 minutes of this video a dozen times. It's like like Nikita read my entire rat wishlist and it is glorious
3:05 Sam sounds like he's genuinely having a blast insulting all these people knowing they can't do anything to him.
Easily one of the best Sam moments in general.
"But do it on the Aspie playground they built for you"
I fucking died 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh I don't even run labs it ain't my play ground I'm ratting on reserve and stuff
Sam, factory night has everyone in VOIP trying to do the placing quest in the breach room on 3rd story. Do with this information what needs to be done.
New wipe new me!
Hi pestily!
i love scrolling down into the comments of this walking shitpost of a channel ( i mean that with love) to see the granddad of the game himself comment on this post like he eagerly awaited the release of this video.
Not really a new me but much more motivated and ready to grind. Started 2 or 3 months into my first wipe and hit lvl 41 and didn't get ragman 4. Now I'm already lvl 26 and 4 streamer items short for kappa including your mask :)
Don't you hate him?
The scav on 22:15 literally said “First we’ll visit traders, then the women”. This fact makes Sam’s reaction golden.
Thank you random translator
is that like a Russian "fuck bitches get money"?
@@IrateWizrd in reverse order
@@NikoMoroz well yeah
@@IrateWizrd money comes first. That’s the rule of the grindset.
"Tarkov devs are ours"
Nikita: *laughs in 90k player queue at launcher with idle timeout kick
Rat strat for sure. Kick chads and lock them out because theyre waiting for their energy and health to go up (they cant stop running and are poor) while rats are busy leveraging markets.
The best Christmas present this year was watching Sam shit on chads for 2 minutes.
Merry christmas bro have a good day
merry christmass man
@@nichole4684 ? Why are you botting in a sam video
I feel like the only reason sam knows so much and is actually kind of smart is just so he can always be right in every argument
He's definitely the kind of guy to enjoy verbally slapping someone in the nuts
Verbal CBT is my new kink
I've seen majority of Sam's vids, but this, this s**t right here, might be the best yet. Love how this update has just completely destroyed the sweaty ass Chads of Tarkov.
The flea market restrictions are by far the greatest change to come out of this update. It's beautiful listening to these former gigachads cry because "wahhh I actually have to go through the game's progression, do quests, and upgrade my hideout to get ammo equivalent to a thermonuclear missile instead of hitting level 10 and farming labs for 8 hours per day!!!! this is bullshit!!!"
Agreed, encountering well geared peeps is much rarer and feels less punishing when getting mowed down by one
Chads are a dying breed
even chads are questing why do u think we are over lvl 40 already bruv
"he still loves you honey" that fucking killed me. Keep being this good of a father sam.
I just want to admire Sam's effort on matching his lighting to the in-game graphic behind him. He's getting good at it.
Oh god, this is such quality content 😅
cringe
Cringe bot
This is why people need to practice the “mac and cheese” loadout a little. To appreciate any weapon above it.
I'm so, so so glad they took their game back, and told all these steamers to shove off with their sweaty ass advice and opinions. This is Tarkov, it isn't CS:GO, warzone, rainbow 6. It's Tarkov, its meant to be brutal, realistic, unforgiving. Next they need to patch out these ridiculous 2-3 story jumps, if you do it just give them insta death.
but a jump that high being fatal isn’t realistic either but breaking both legs would at least with heavy backpack
The leg breaking thing is realistic, what would be better is if the game forced you to go prone if you fell from that height.
The giant greenscreen takes your stuff to another level my man
ty ty brochacho, im still working out the kinks but its definitely better having everything purpetually setup
@@GeneralSam and it also makes it so you don't have to acknowledge the child you are neglecting.
This wipe you cant buy being a chad, you gotta earn it. As a shotgun wielding madman I love the challenge.
The double barrel and revolver shotguns have been some of the most fun I've had this wipe. A tier broke ass loadout
@@IrateWizrd yes man, all i want is a shotgun revolver for the sidearm slot. Even better if it is a mare leg of the double.
@@nochillwill4667 I've seen a cut down version of the MTs-255 that looks like a pistol, that'd be cool
I like how there are a whole 102 people who also always use shotguns and just understand
Ran a Altyn and lvl 6 on customs the other day with a vector and my god the absolute devastation I caused knowing most players have bad ammo it was incredible
last wipe i had discovered my chadliness and had a lot of fun pvping like a mad man. but honestly the movement system for high level players was so broken and stupid. just being able to fly around the map with high strength and endurance and shoulder peak things in an instant with 90 pounds of gear on your back was just plain stupid and i honestly like the forced change of play style
And when my skills weren’t high enough yet I’d take 20 stims to supplement
This is exactly why inertia saved Tarkov. No one should be sliding around the map and bunny hopping all over, and peeking corners and ADAD spamming in a quarter of a second with 40kg of kit. All the whiners should go play COD since that suits their playstyle more
Sam makes me want to get this game more then ever now that the chads are fucked into the dirt. The revival or the year of the rat!
Combat is so much more satisfying with the new movement. No more instant peeks that drop you before you can react. If people want to stick their fat head into a hallway and peek down it they actually take the risk of getting shot. Holding angles isn't just fucking suicide by desync.
You wont regret it and its either going on sale soon or is right now. Join us brother
Honestly the new mechanics make it way easier for me to chad out, people play way slower than normal with bad gear & it’s super easy to be aggressive. All inertia does is prevent abuse of some game mechanics like jiggle peaking which I’m actually happy about.
@@ryanb6614 agreed the gameplay feels amazing now on both sides, now all the gotta do is make it so you cant drop out of 2 story buildings and sprint on painkillers
Only took me an extra week to run slick altyn lvl 38 atm
Poob with the Dennis Reynolds energy.
'She'd never say no, because of the implications.'
I loved that BSG and EFT kept getting praised as the "MoSt ReAlIsTiC sHoOtEr" while not at all being anywhere near what this shit is like in real life, dudes running around with more than an approach march ruck load side strafing and full sprinting everywhere and now they're curbing that bullshit. Running with 50 lbs of gear on is rough enough and you notice pretty quick that inertia and gravity are some bitches.
i mean realistic games when taken too far are absolutely trash. it kind of defeats the purpose of the whole "game" thing.. tarkov is praised for being fun, addicting, and painful, with an added touch of realism. but for real 50 pounds of gear is absolutely nothing to athletes. im pretty sure in real life the armor alone can be 50 pounds or more and then you have the gun the mags the ammo the supplies on top of your clothes. if the game was anything like real life, no one would be playing it nor praising it. you might be confused on what games are
@@kooz7553 late reply, but simply just dont run that much weight, and still run around :)
the vocabulary and his tone is what really wrap this cinematic masterpiece into a nice little gift with a bow on it.
I haven’t played Tarkov since 2020, but I still keep up with update news so I can see when to expect General Sam videos.
I don’t even have a computer, but watching him and Aqua is my fine with me.
I quit in 2020 as well. Voip is worth coming back to playthrough. It's really made the game feel fresh.
This…. This intro I’ve watched about 15 times in a row cuz it’s just so glorious. I love that the mommas boy fucks with no life who do nothing but play this game have the playing field leveled now. New subscriber for sure. Make more of these videos please
I'm so confused that this wasn't Sam running around betraying strangers using VOIP for 25 minutes
Glad I'm not the only one, so confused
If they recognized his voice it would be instant death 🤣
probably coming in a future video
It's a shame to see people look down on Rats Im proud to be a part of the "Risk, Avoiding, Tactics" Group
It’s not a shame at all
@@2s4in28 Its the lifestyle of work smarter not harder
Ratting was already overpowered. Us Chads run around trying to find out what corner you're put a campfire next to but now... Now us running is a death sentence,
How can you be proud of sitting in a corner, waiting for someone to kill him on the saddest way possible?
@@muchdoggo6208 Nah youre thinking all rats are exit campers while all exit campers are rats not all rats are exit campers! We dont win head to head fights we win with our heads in fights by guerilla tactics hit and run leg meta whatever works
You got a really good format going on here, the video felt very good to watch and for some reason it doesnt even felt like I was watching a Tarkov video, keep this up.
He does this talk show podcast over his videos, it lets you feel like you're a friend in their voice chat just chilling while they play a game and you're waiting to hop in their squad
I'm glad they had this change. The game is way more enjoyable now and like you said, it was hilarious to hear people crying about the movement. Rats rise up!
The People complaining just don’t understand that the movement before wasn’t how BSG wanted the game to play like. It’s not apex legends in Russia.
Honestly the movement doesnt even feel that bad ive hardly struggled puahing players like i did last wipe its maybe made w key playstyle a little harder but i think good players will still be able to move well enough to fuck on people that plus bag dropping before a fight is more of a requirement to save weight/movement speed were before it was just to save stam
Recently my house burnt down, I lost pretty much everything except the clothes on my back. These videos bring me much joy in these dark times, Thanks Sam
Sam burned down your house so you could be trained in the way of the rat and become the rat king
Gotta get em when they're young.
This is horrible, stay strong
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Dark times for a lot of us man, keep on kicking just like the rest of us, you ain't alone man.
I return here occasionally just for that defeated 'you suck, I hate you' from Poob. Love that man
I can't imagine just how many of Sam's friend's dog tags he ends up with at the end of every wipe
"He still loves you."
Tearing at Dad's heartstrings over here.
I've been having a blast using Sam's Blue Boy Build combined with VOIP to absolutely demolish these Scavs
I like how happy Sam is seeing the pain of others.
Sam may call himself the rat king, but he has a 50+ percent survival rate and runs a lot throughout the raid. Is he truly still a rat? Or has he become the very thing he hates. A CHAD
Chadly rat
Chads have a lower survivor rate. Rats have a much higher survival rate. Chads look for conflict and die and brush by with 30k rubbles in their bank. Rats will sit in one spot for 30 minutes of the raid and leave once everyone is gone
@@Sstovers Ah I guess I have become more chadly this wipe then. I'm usually 100-400k in bank at all time, not necessarily chasing combat but I do love a good fight now haha. I've started cursing people in bushes a lot more and prefer cqb cause I can sound whore. One of my favorite things to have learned from ratting previous wipes. I was also usually 68-70 survival rate where now I'm like 48-50 haha. Ah I love how much I've gotten better at this game though. I hated being too scared while hiding in a corner with just my hatchet. 3 years later and boom! What's that? Only 20k left? Well I still have an rfb with level 3 armor and a chimera hat and some lovely m32's. I'll just have to profit this raid then. Money isn't needed when I still have a dream!
@@jesseroberts1041 Hell yea brother
@@Sstovers LVNDmark is pretty broke compared to General Sam
Sam spitting straight facts as per usual, so happy with the changes.
Honestly this has been one of my favourites. VoIP alone has been such a needed change.
Love the rant, we can feel that Sam's "fµck you" is genuine
Poob literally doing improv comedy skits. Had me fucking dying when he said the girls are actors so they scream. My god that’s gold.
That ending was perfect, never change Sam.
I agree with Sam. The absolute BEST thing about this wipe has been all the weak willed chads complaining about inertia. It’s a true chefs kiss moment.
I've never heard of this game before this so this dude is speaking another language to me but I completely agree. He's right
Man my gang and i went from constant rat tactics to seal team 6 this wipe. absolutely ruthless is the inertia and flea changes. we thought we were bad, we just never ran above class 4 lmao. voip is also quite possibly the best addition ive seen in a while
"refrigerator on my their back and run like Kenyans" most accurate Chad description ever conceived
The "there's nothing you can do about it, they got rid of the dislike bar" line killed me!
3:11 has to be Sam's peak in his career. Shitting into peoples faces with absolutely no consequences. I love it.
I love how he puts himself in places in the actual game and just sits there and talks lol
Separates Sam from the peasants
ROFL #1 “Boo hoo I can’t wear a refrigerator on my back and run like a Kenyan.”
‘Fu- you.’
Legit lol bro. Epic.
Took a page out of sam's book and made my PMC look like a scav. Coupled it with VOIP and now all those friendly player scavs are easy pickings for the kill-quest tasks 👌
When u need a crutch to kill scavs
@@2s4in28 two birds with one stone baby
It was nice getting all the tasks done without being bothered by people.
@@2s4in28 It's not about the difficulty, it's about the satisfaction.
Bryan really shines when hes got a mic and a controller in his hands.
On the podcast be might as well be a canadian mannequin slurping on drinks nobodys heard of on the american side of the great lakes.
Brian is the fingerless gloves of people
“They lured those chads into a state of trust and betrayed them.”
Kids, this is what we call foreshadowing. Two years in advance.
Me who has never played tarkov: I don't know what's going on but I'm loving ever second of it
if you have a decent gaming pc i highly recommend it
I recommend avoiding this game
I recommend having somebody to guide you or use 4 tabs in a browser,maps from map genie, tarkov wiki, ballistics and tarkov market. This way you can alt tab to check map, quests, items and if ammo is usable.... But the best is a friend, community or Sherpa ( i only did the first)
@@snoozieboi sounds like working a job
@@elijahgavin6706 He's playing it the nerd way.
Bro i fucking love this guy. Crying laughing when he is talking about the removed dislike button
When he started laughing at the Chad's and did the jerk to the camera "piece of shit, here's a drink" - is when I immediately scrolled up on mobile... and smashed that fuckin like button.
You just chilling around tarkov, makes me love this more than the gameplay.
Honestly why I’m glad he got that new green screen room. The creative shit he does.
“Sha k barygam, a potom po babam”
Roughly translates to;
"First to the hucksters, then to the chicks."
So he's basically saying lets go sell this shit and find some women
that pdiddy joke aged like wine
"Battle state just hamstringed an entire style of play" I love that these meta Chad's with 4 plus years of experience have literally crippled themselves using nothing but meta no recoil guns. I'm loving this wipe
Balanced as all things should be
Yeah, I’ve seen some guys who obviously normally run juiced up M4s, Slicks and shit absolutely flunking entire mags when they now have to use mostly stock AKs with shit ammo while trying to play like they used to and getting fucked by inertia. I love it.
@@PandaMan-xy1he The amount of lvl 30+ super sweats I've wiped the floor with this wipe has been amazing, restricting the flea has to be one of my favorite things Nikita has done
@@redacted5736 Agreed. It has made using things like M590s immensely satisfying, since you can actually use them effectively at the moment.
It was a big RAT MOVE when Sam shot Bryan in the chest and went back to looting
poob has to be one of the funniest human beings on earth. sam is pretty alright too
Fucking hilarious, and so so true. Inertia is so amazing for any player who appreciates a level of realism and despises CoD Bullshit
I'd absolutely hate Sam if i played tarkov, but also if i played tarkov i would first and foremost hate myself
I'm honestly cackling like a mad-man everytime he laughs at the chads
I reckon me and Poob could have a great night out, sprinting towards "strong and independent" women at 3am in ski-masks
"this may be our longest enjoyable wipe"
gotta load into a raid first without crashing lol
Seeing Sam happy about people being unhappy and the dislike being gone is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. The fridge Kenyon joke well... that had we laughing too
This was the best Christmas gift I got this year, also thanks Sam, for putting me in the top 0.05% of Jippy's listeners for 2021
Dude same. Jippy cut into all my listening time
sam laughing at chads is by far the best tarkov content i've ever seen
for me, this was the funniest video you've ever done. thoroughly enjoyable. 10/10
17:14 asked my wife who is a tea drinker "do you suck the bag dry after" she said "I used too but not anymore because it makes your teeth yellow" I have learned more about my wife thanks to you!
VOIP Baiting is a meta
I don’t even have tarkov, yet I half of the RUclips I watch is tarkov content. I don’t even have a pc to play the game, yet people like Sam, aqua, and pestiliy keep me alive with tarkov content
me too man, i salivate over it hehehe
That was me for a good year and half..good thing is when you do get a PC you'll already be ahead of the game cause you've been watching guides and shit..
Feel like your Owen Wilson in Zoolander the way you talk and get all quiet to emphasize
*Me watching this with a straight face*
Sam: "he still loves you"
Me: *cracks a big ass smile*
honestly with how many times sam's locked someone out in tarkov, I really wonder why they are still friends.
I can imagine it is only because he is absolutely a comedic genius
because they farm Sam's popularity to pay their mortgage
Truly an amazing video! Loved the intro and the greenscreening on this one!
And I thought he was dead... But holy shit this whole wipe is rat heaven
Production value 100% good job i enjoyed every second of it ever since you made the first greenscreen bits they are getting better and better too
This wipe might bring me back to Tarkov. I like the changes they made to the core gameplay. Earn that shit!
I've been waiting for Sam's first video on this wipe. It really is Christmas.