Nikita: "Let us wipe on Christmas eve" BSG Employee: "You sure that's a good idea?" Nikita thinking about how he can fuck over General Sam: "Is very good idea"
Aqua I think I see a homeless man aqua his eyes begin to glow red he proceeds to pull a 180 and no scope head shots a guy 50 m away with the toz at night
@@Imblu95 And you have to do significant amounts of paper work and waiting to transfer guns legally. A good gun locker costs you $250, tops Thats nothing
“I dont want my kids shooting themselves in the face” trust me sam if your kids are half as smart as your are they wont be able to work a bolt action til theyre 15
So... don't Americans own gun safes or similar locked containers, where you can store guns safely, so that kids or criminals don't get them so easily? I mean it's kinda no-brainer here in Finland.
Paused as I was about to bite into my Kanelbulle (Swedish Cinnamon Roll) as he said "Not that big on the Swedes", It felt as though his stare pierced through me. I have gone through all states of grief in a matter of a split second, and now I'm just left empty. A husk.
Thank you Sam! After I failed to see the 23 children crossing the road in a school zone as I was barreling past at 84 miles per hour turning them all into shitstains on the tarmac, I decided maybe I should try some glasses for driving. After your sales pitch, I knew I had to go with Warby Parker!
nah later carcano is what Oswald/CIA used i think it was the 1891/30 version that looked to be an original 1891 no modifications cause the bolt still had an exposed striker
100% bring back the murboys. Never let them speak or anything, we don't want them thinking we actually like them, just break them in as a crew for special jobs every now and then.
”I’m getting rid of my guns so my kids don’t shoot their faces off” Pulls out two guns that are twice the height of the kids and are harder to accidently load and misfire than a damn nuke.
@@siren499 why do you care? He doesn’t feel comfortable with children and firearms in the same household that’s his personal choice. I’m sure you have a laundry list of unsavory personal choices we could tear into but nobody gives a shit except weirdos
@@siren499 Dude traded the Carcano for a 12 gauge. If anything seems like a fairly practical decision to me, 12 gauge buck is one of the best choices for home defense and the ammo is far cheaper.
@@siren499 a logical person wouldnt own firearms at all. Living with a gun is always more dangerous than without one. Ive been told that by numerous cops and judging from the countless stories of home owners that were shot with their own gun its seemingly true.
@Anthony Diehsner He does, but I think he said he's keeping that. Which... is dumb, considering that's the gun that'd be dangerous if anything. WWI rifle's not exactly easy for a kid to maneuver.
His stream cutout and he lost a lot of followers so he sent out some of his viewers to go to other streams to get back viewers and when they went to Pestily he was pretty pissed over it and just went off on the guys in chat
@@heimlin6562 He didn't send them, he made a joke about it. Then some people took it too far and spammed Pestily's chat for like 40 minutes. Pestily responded by trying to get his chat to mass report Sam's stream and get him banned. Funny thing is that, unlike Sam, Pestily wasn't joking and calling people to mass report is VERY against TOS.
General Sam music list for this video, in order of appearance - though some do repeat (all on Jippy's Bandcamp - lmk if i missed one and ill update it): - Reminiscing (Beat Tape 27) - Heyhoe (Beat Tape 25) - Make me Feel (Beat Tape 25) - Thunderstorm (Beat Tape 26) - Fish-to-chicken Transformation (Beat Tape 26) - I like this right here (Beat Tape 26) - Association (Beat Tape 26) - Aureolin (Beat Tape 22) - Flight (Beat Tape 22) - Terrific Job (Beat Tape 26) - Carefree (Beat Tape 26) - Bass Drum Test (Beat Tape 24) - a-a-a-a-uh-oh-uh-oh (Beat Tape 24) - To Infinity (Beat Tape 26) None of these are on RUclips, only Bandcamp.
You inspire me to be the most "me" that I can. Your unapologetic nature and complete unwillingness to change is my favourite part about you. When you start editing yourself to please others... you lose your specific spark. Xoxox
The Italian Carcano probably wasn't sporterized, more likely it was 'duffled', as in someone who fought in italy saw it, thought it was cool, cut the stock in half, took off the barrel, stuffed it all in their bag and took it back to the US when they left. Typically the front part of the stock is brought with it and glued back on but clearly not with that one (I could be completely wrong someone very well couldve just sporterized it"
@@RezaQin well I first off if the ammo is that far from the gun then how the hell can you use the gun? Second, he probably has a reason that he didn’t tell us because it’s none of our damn buisness.
@@hoyts-points JFK was calling out the secret societies and the shadow government before it took over and gave us dementia suffering Beijing biden...so yes it did stop a government and replaced it with this joke we have now.
My boyfriend forced me to watch one of your videos, now you’re on my YT page so why not watch right? I couldn’t even get 30 seconds in without laughing for 5 mins. Thank u for the serotonin :)
Rather than getting rid of your rifle, why not just buy a gun safe? I'd hate to see a pretty piece like that go to some hapless fudd who abuses and misuses it until it breaks.
@@1stCallipostle Oh I 100% agree with you, it just sucks because that's what our law states. Basically if someone breaks into my home with a gun I'm shit out of luck.
@@itsNep_ No law to lock the ammo. In fact if it's an actual gun safe/cabinet (6 sided lockable metal box is the definition), you can keep a loaded mag right next to your gun. Just can't keep it IN the gun lol...
Why did the algorithm recommend your pretzel video from seven years ago? I don't know, but before I caught this IV drip of cancer, I got to learn how to make pretzels. Congrats on being a dad!
Alternate title: Tarkov youtuber is so bad he has to rely on his viewers for quests Just kidding I love you Sam, especially those wide....... birthing hips
The best part of the various minefields is that every mine is a static part of the map... and that means they don't disappear when they explode... and they can trigger as many times as a person steps on one. I think I stepped on the same mine about 6 times in one raid, and survived a total of 17 mine explosions in that one raid before decidedly fucking off. Edit: now imagine running into another squad of 5 with that same outfit... and then all continuing as a group of 10.
Sam is THE ONLY RUclipsr that i ever watch their ads for, half the time just to see what crazy shit he'll say about the company crazy enough to hire him..
On Nov. 22, 1963, Lee Harvey Oswald fired two 6.5-millimeter rounds from an Italian Carcano Fucile di Fanteria Mod. 91/38 rifle and killed U.S. president John F. Kennedy in Dallas, Texas.
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"I wonder if ChildGrabber97 is one of us"
"That is one of us, I should've known"
Then wheezing.
13:17
Funniest shit in the whole video!
childgrabber97 with the Reaper M1... the star that never shone
@@Joe-ho5gc he had the mk-18 lol
@@culticconker138 lol lol lol lol bro lol
we watched the video 🤡
Nikita: "Let us wipe on Christmas eve"
BSG Employee: "You sure that's a good idea?"
Nikita thinking about how he can fuck over General Sam: "Is very good idea"
He deserves it xD
Wewueweueuwueuwueuwuwueuwuwueuwueuwueuuwuwueuwuueuwe will be able to wipe on Christmas Eve
I love the idea of Nikita having agenda against General Sam, like he’s some fucking threat to the game
Once again, sam is back to push the limits on what we call “being a rat.” Truly a visionary.
yet we never see him in techlight
@@papacheese8257 he has ascended beyond that now.
His jewish heritage shining through
He’s a milk rat now
Haha sam your a rat
"What am I gonna do against Uncle Sam with a Carcano?"
Ask JFK lol
Oh no
not cool, that shit's just way too fresh
Damn bro thats a fuckin zinger lmao
@@fjordfish3363 it’s about as fresh as his body
Holy shit, that's a good one
Sam’s selling his guns because he’s going to raise his daughter as a damn hatchet runner
rat see rat do
He just needs to put them in a safe
What would be the point of having the JFK killer in ur house
@@Name-wc2lk so JFK never robs the house
@@Name-wc2lk just in case, he might be unhappy with the next election after all
Should've just brought aqua and told him the enemies are homeless people
Or that they had added meth into the game
Aqua I think I see a homeless man aqua his eyes begin to glow red he proceeds to pull a 180 and no scope head shots a guy 50 m away with the toz at night
Been mvp everytime
There would be a new meaning to tarkov wipe
Or jewish
Sam is really getting rid of the guns so his kids don't rebel against his tyrannical parenting
Sam would be a dictator dad who forces his son to kick the ass of the children on the playground who’s dad killed him in interchange
I don’t get why he won’t get the most powerful anti-kid method to prevent revolution via patricide: a gun locker
@@CunnyMuncher Tis free or can get cash to get rid of them VS u have to spend a good ammount of cash.
@@Imblu95 And you have to do significant amounts of paper work and waiting to transfer guns legally. A good gun locker costs you $250, tops
Thats nothing
@@CunnyMuncher he showed a single rifle, he can just get a single trigger lock lmao
Episode in a nutshell: Sam experiments with Human Error
“I dont want my kids shooting themselves in the face” trust me sam if your kids are half as smart as your are they wont be able to work a bolt action til theyre 15
Yeah like they'd need 1m long arms just to pull the trigger if the barrel was pointed in their face
That's prime suicide demographic.
no hesitation dude you just fucking ripped him a new one
More like twice as smart
So... don't Americans own gun safes or similar locked containers, where you can store guns safely, so that kids or criminals don't get them so easily? I mean it's kinda no-brainer here in Finland.
Paused as I was about to bite into my Kanelbulle (Swedish Cinnamon Roll) as he said "Not that big on the Swedes", It felt as though his stare pierced through me. I have gone through all states of grief in a matter of a split second, and now I'm just left empty. A husk.
this reads like a copypasta
I read swedes as he said swedes.
Deserved for being a swede.
Thank you Sam! After I failed to see the 23 children crossing the road in a school zone as I was barreling past at 84 miles per hour turning them all into shitstains on the tarmac, I decided maybe I should try some glasses for driving. After your sales pitch, I knew I had to go with Warby Parker!
Added bonus. You’ll look like far too much of a stand up guy for any jury to convict in your new frames. 🤓
To be fair the carcano rifle is what Lee Harvey Oswald used to De-brain JFK.
You mean the CIA
@@richardhunter3441 im more interested in the term de-brain, like it is somehow different to a lobotomy
@@funnycatgaming8506 well the way it happened ide say it certainly was different than a traditional lobotomy
nah later carcano is what Oswald/CIA used i think it was the 1891/30 version that looked to be an original 1891 no modifications cause the bolt still had an exposed striker
@@funnycatgaming8506 I guess you could call it a surprise ballistic lobotomy.
That Carcano is a one shot with express ammo, sharpshooter, and peak condition. Don’t short the Carcano Rifle.
A three shot if you’re in the Texas book depository
Well that's where you're wrong Lascaire, because the bullet through Kennedy's back was indeed a fatal hit
@@dillonowens3604consider me debunked
their murboys need to become a recurring part of the rativerse
100% bring back the murboys. Never let them speak or anything, we don't want them thinking we actually like them, just break them in as a crew for special jobs every now and then.
the rcu
”I’m getting rid of my guns so my kids don’t shoot their faces off”
Pulls out two guns that are twice the height of the kids and are harder to accidently load and misfire than a damn nuke.
Let's be honest here, Aqua just needed some drug money.
Still a very mature and responsible decision... it's not like he's singlehandedly killing the gun industry
@@siren499 why do you care? He doesn’t feel comfortable with children and firearms in the same household that’s his personal choice. I’m sure you have a laundry list of unsavory personal choices we could tear into but nobody gives a shit except weirdos
@@siren499 Dude traded the Carcano for a 12 gauge. If anything seems like a fairly practical decision to me, 12 gauge buck is one of the best choices for home defense and the ammo is far cheaper.
@@siren499 a logical person wouldnt own firearms at all. Living with a gun is always more dangerous than without one. Ive been told that by numerous cops and judging from the countless stories of home owners that were shot with their own gun its seemingly true.
“Let me show you my guns”
*shows us a single WW1 era rifle*
sporterized even
@Anthony Diehsner He does, but I think he said he's keeping that.
Which... is dumb, considering that's the gun that'd be dangerous if anything.
WWI rifle's not exactly easy for a kid to maneuver.
@@theriveracis5172 It's also a lot more easier to store safely because of the size.
@@Embattled5211 Sam keeps it in his desk drawer
I bet Sam can't wait until he can enslave his own children to play Tarkov for him
"You ain't getting any dinner tonight if you don't hand over that LEDX right now"
"I've said this before and I'll say it again, no GPU, you're sleeping in the basement."
That Murboys group pic was so wholesome
They were posing before he even told them to
@@matthewbrase1231 the Bizzle Snaff look suits the MurBoys so well ✨
We love the murboys
When are we going to see more of the murboys?
Timestamp?
Tyrannical Government: "OPEN UP!"
Sam: "Mi scusi" *Shoots in Italian*
the worst thing generalsam has ever done is owning a sporterized carcano
pog
it really hurts the soul
@@Johnathanlemon Gun jesus would not approve
Bizzle's outfit being used for sam's slaves was like when they cloned Jango Fett
After so many generations of cloning, their skills will diminish far from the original Bizzle.
chad
After the Pestily incident I think Sam started to realize how loyal his fan base is
What happened between them?
His stream cutout and he lost a lot of followers so he sent out some of his viewers to go to other streams to get back viewers and when they went to Pestily he was pretty pissed over it and just went off on the guys in chat
@@heimlin6562 nice.
@@heimlin6562 He didn't send them, he made a joke about it. Then some people took it too far and spammed Pestily's chat for like 40 minutes. Pestily responded by trying to get his chat to mass report Sam's stream and get him banned. Funny thing is that, unlike Sam, Pestily wasn't joking and calling people to mass report is VERY against TOS.
@@Sparrowly1 Pestily really did that?
Shows how some people just put on a show, what an asshole....
Nobody:
Sam's baby: loads bolt action WW2 rifle
It is actually made even before ww1
yeah this lmao
If General Sam can be a dad, it’s possible for all of us.
I think the term "dad" is a little strong for Sam.
“The more streamers he bans from this chat the more pay he gets”
*BANS GENERAL SAM*
chad
A proper Coup
“Bout to go absolutely bonkers on this” is the only way you can caption a charcuterie board picture now.
*Italian Carcano rifle exists*
JFK: Aight Ima head out
Oh you mean his head's out
The murboys section should've been called Sam and his Wife's 4 boyfriends
"..Not that big on the Swedes"
_Furious Finnish clapping_
Torilla tavataan.
*Extreme danish clapping*
That Klean message cracked me up. Sam loves burning bridges.
"You think this is gonna take down uncle Sam?" Well it took out JFK so....
Froge
Sams brother was 100% right when he said “you’re really good at ruining a good thing” especially with that Twitter dm
He seems like a horrible person to know
that spazzing head nod makes me laugh every time lol and the helmet mask combo makes it that much better
“Don’t worry I’ll loot him” after a team mate gets domed right beside him is the most general Sam phrase ever.
It's pretty cool that Sam's children know how to load and operate a bolt action rifle at such a young age.
90% of the comments “sams carcano rifle killed JFK”
chad
Sam...
Is he an uncle by any chance?
General Sam music list for this video, in order of appearance - though some do repeat (all on Jippy's Bandcamp - lmk if i missed one and ill update it):
- Reminiscing (Beat Tape 27)
- Heyhoe (Beat Tape 25)
- Make me Feel (Beat Tape 25)
- Thunderstorm (Beat Tape 26)
- Fish-to-chicken Transformation (Beat Tape 26)
- I like this right here (Beat Tape 26)
- Association (Beat Tape 26)
- Aureolin (Beat Tape 22)
- Flight (Beat Tape 22)
- Terrific Job (Beat Tape 26)
- Carefree (Beat Tape 26)
- Bass Drum Test (Beat Tape 24)
- a-a-a-a-uh-oh-uh-oh (Beat Tape 24)
- To Infinity (Beat Tape 26)
None of these are on RUclips, only Bandcamp.
I was going through all of Jippy's songs trying to find one. This comment saved me so long. Thanks
@@Audiorecpted no worries man glad you found it
holy fuck you legend
gamer
sam's first ancestor in america was a slave owner named Shekelstein Yekelburg
Based
Based
Based
The DMs between him and klean really sent me into a fit of laughter as I just recently came across Klean on twitch. Love it.
Jesus, he wasn't lying about the charcuterie board. Abby threw the fuck down with that thing! (23:17)
I bet she saw this one comment and thinks we’re all class acts now. Little does she know, we’re all scumfucks
Sam would’ve been extremely influential in the 1800’s.
Sam would be jesus 2
Sam is influential in 2021
I heard he was pretty popular in 1933
sam wouldve shot a president in the head with the carcano
I’m happy to see Sam talk about enslaving people during black history month. This is bravery.
Black people wernt the only slaves just so you know .
its in october num-nuts
@@CombatKing1237 ??? I don’t think so my g
@@CombatKing1237 this boy stuck in time
And based
You inspire me to be the most "me" that I can. Your unapologetic nature and complete unwillingness to change is my favourite part about you. When you start editing yourself to please others... you lose your specific spark. Xoxox
Bro the fucking screenshot with Klean 😂😂😂
What’s good Homie
You bitch you ghosted me on email and Twitter I’m tryna get you on my podcast
He needs to do that damn TOP TIER PODCAST with you.
P.s isn’t past you bed time 🥱
Sam: Lies through his teeth. Klean: appreciate the honesty. 🤣
@shocknot based
"Do you think a carcano can fight the government?"
Well one literally killed one of our presidents so.... yes.
When the M1A1 Abrams rolls up what the fuck you think you do it over here you dumbass bitch
Literally better then nothing.
70 years ago
@@aidenpanting8466 your like taking a joke and making it not funny...
@@aidenpanting8466 look at the wars in the Middle East all the way back to Korea believe me civilians can easily take on a government
"An unpaid intern at a company that doesn't value my life or anything about me"
I see Sam was at my last job too.
Of course Sam has the same gun that killed JFK. Of Course he does.
That Murbois post up at the extract was the hardest shit I have ever seen.
"I don't like to gloat but I will this one time: I'm not sure if you noticed but I'm a white guy..." - General Sam 2021
He's Jewish not white lmao
@@Halal_Dan Jews aren’t a race unless you’re talking about the Israeli Jews. Sam is likely just a white Jew
@@confidential5743 He looks Israeli, look at that shnoz
@@Halal_Dan I’ve since found out since I commented that Sam is not Jewish, he has a video about it from 2017
@@confidential5743 Where
“First things first” collateral headshot
Sam has evolved beyond the rat. He has now managed to enslave fellow rats in order to complete missions.
The Italian Carcano probably wasn't sporterized, more likely it was 'duffled', as in someone who fought in italy saw it, thought it was cool, cut the stock in half, took off the barrel, stuffed it all in their bag and took it back to the US when they left. Typically the front part of the stock is brought with it and glued back on but clearly not with that one (I could be completely wrong someone very well couldve just sporterized it"
Sporterized is a common thing surplus companies did in the 60-70s to lee Enfield and tons of other guns
12:43 Love the random shout out to Lock Picking Lawyer. The dude is a legend...
"how'm I gonna fight tyranny with this?" *holds up the rifle pattern that killed a US president*
also just get a gun safe they exist for a reason
costs to many shillings.
He probably has reasons he didnt do it but he didnt share it because it's not our damn buisness
Or just hide the ammo somewhere where the gun isn't. Really not difficult.
@@RezaQin well I first off if the ammo is that far from the gun then how the hell can you use the gun? Second, he probably has a reason that he didn’t tell us because it’s none of our damn buisness.
@@thatsabingo6695 nobody is using that rifle for home protection....
*says that a carcano cannot stop a government*
Lee Harvey Oswald and JFK: am I a joke?
I just looked it up on Wikipedia to be sure, but it seems like the USA kept going after the JFK assassination.
@@hoyts-points wrong you're in a simulation
@@hoyts-points
I mean, the CIA still exists, so... I think it worked for them
@@hoyts-points Looked it up to be sure, but it seems like the taliban kept going after the invasion of afghanistan.
@@hoyts-points JFK was calling out the secret societies and the shadow government before it took over and gave us dementia suffering Beijing biden...so yes it did stop a government and replaced it with this joke we have now.
General Sam got bamboozled with two wipes at once: One in Tarkov, one for the poppy diapers.
idk dude a carcano was able to dome a sitting president, allegedly
Ironically the most Uncle Sam deterring thing
Just realised... When same takes his glasses off he looks like a ultra low budget version of Luke Wilson....
My boyfriend forced me to watch one of your videos, now you’re on my YT page so why not watch right? I couldn’t even get 30 seconds in without laughing for 5 mins. Thank u for the serotonin :)
Delete this comment Victoria.
@@AS1140. no thanks
14:21 This guy running off into the distance like Bilbo going on an adventure at the mere mention of a thermal.
I see you're showing CallmeCarson how to use the fan/RUclipsr power dynamic successfully
Is he still in hiding?
the mur bois are one of the most dangerous military units since seal team 6.
"First things first" *Gunshot, 2 Deaths* Dude thats like a movie holy crap
25:53 Never heard a more powerful shout than that
This new episode of kenshi be hitting different with all these mods glad to see the chadbots are doing fine.
23:18 UUUUUUHHHHHHEEE 😫 giv
bruh
Mr hummus play R6 with a charcuterie board
Whoa is Mr Hummus
It's the man with the wii remotes
Oh yeah, you like your meat snacks.
Ah yes, the holy art of “Ratism”
Him getting rid of that rifle is ironic since that’s crazy billet penetration on body armor
18:29 love how he pauses and gets all serious starting to contemplate on his life's choices while eating his cookie
Sam’s ads are the only ads on RUclips I actually enjoy watching
Internet Historian had quality ads toi
general sam uploading? and being early? now this is what i would call pog champ, also does he know we legit cant hear anyone else other than him?
He's playing with viewers on twitch, they used chat to communicate
@@bencbencbenc what channel is he streaming on?
@@ryatchi110 generalsamtester
@@bencbencbenc I had no idea he was even streaming thats awesome, thanks!
“[Dad Laugh] HA HA, that’s rich”
Proceeds to eat a York peppermint patty in silence with a 1000-yard stare
That was the best part, I was laughing the entire time =D
Chewed with his mouth open, not it chief
Lookin like a Vietnam vet
I dream of the day that they add a taxidermied Rat to Tarkov as Sam's reference item.
They instead have a rat that disolved in a can of mtdew
Ngl I very much doubt that Sam's toddler is gonna know how to cycle the bolt to chamber a round and then flip the safety off.
That poor carcono that got Fudded 😤😭
Sam's viewers pulling on the same pranks on him as he pulls on his friends is priceless
Rather than getting rid of your rifle, why not just buy a gun safe? I'd hate to see a pretty piece like that go to some hapless fudd who abuses and misuses it until it breaks.
Exactly, lock the gun in a safe and lock the ammo separately, at least that's how we do it in Canada
It was entirely ruined by some jackass that Bubba’d it tf up so it’s not really a pretty piece, but I agree with your sentiments.
@@itsNep_ The second part i dont agree with
If the shit hits the fan i might have time to unlock one thing but two is really not gonna cut it
@@1stCallipostle Oh I 100% agree with you, it just sucks because that's what our law states. Basically if someone breaks into my home with a gun I'm shit out of luck.
@@itsNep_ No law to lock the ammo. In fact if it's an actual gun safe/cabinet (6 sided lockable metal box is the definition), you can keep a loaded mag right next to your gun. Just can't keep it IN the gun lol...
I was a little worried we wouldnt get the full story at 7:45 lmao. Thank you Sam for blessing us with the beautiful story of trolling Klean
4:15 I love how you can see the dude take aim at them from the rocks LOL
Hearing Kenshi’s coming back has made my day
im so fucking ready for it
Sam is the only streamer who would do this, hats off to you, truly a man of the people
god bless papa sam for blessing us on this fine evening
Why did the algorithm recommend your pretzel video from seven years ago? I don't know, but before I caught this IV drip of cancer, I got to learn how to make pretzels. Congrats on being a dad!
Guys this is a gamer that has a wife and kid a true hero
Alternate title: Tarkov youtuber is so bad he has to rely on his viewers for quests
Just kidding I love you Sam, especially those wide....... birthing hips
When he said "sawmill" I was rolling 😂😂
"I think I am the first father with postpartum depression."
"But then one night, I had an idea."
"What if I harness you guys to do [my work] for me?"
4:15 Not only were they all matching, and grouped together, AND hidden, but two of them got collateral'ed. What a amazing moment
Top left at 4:16 Their worst nightmare is upon them.
The best part of the various minefields is that every mine is a static part of the map... and that means they don't disappear when they explode... and they can trigger as many times as a person steps on one. I think I stepped on the same mine about 6 times in one raid, and survived a total of 17 mine explosions in that one raid before decidedly fucking off.
Edit: now imagine running into another squad of 5 with that same outfit... and then all continuing as a group of 10.
This episode was actually hilarious
Sam is THE ONLY RUclipsr that i ever watch their ads for, half the time just to see what crazy shit he'll say about the company crazy enough to hire him..
On Nov. 22, 1963, Lee Harvey Oswald fired two 6.5-millimeter rounds from an Italian Carcano Fucile di Fanteria Mod. 91/38 rifle and killed U.S. president John F. Kennedy in Dallas, Texas.
LoL... yea sure, that's what truly happened. Amazing, it's 2021 and people are still believing that Oswald did it.
@@webbygaming1583 I can't believe it's 2021 and people still think it wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald who killed Kennedy.
11 location jumps in that intro rant, impressive levels of editing chief.
5:27 this music is going to forever play in my head whenever I encounter geared players
Do you know what the song is called?
I'm dying to know now lol
@@antanaskaluina4280 please tell me you've found it...
@@trustier9376 please tell me you've found it...
@@fan3650 fish-to-chicken transformation on jippy's beat tape 26
Love how Sam puts his child’s birth at fault for his Tarkov progression.
"Enslaving subs"
nothing new i see
I don't understand why his lockpicking lawyer impression sounds so nerdy when LL sounds like f*cking Barry White compared to Sam
Dude, I've been a sub for awhile now. You're editing style has really improved. Awesome style.
5:30
I lost it with tank helmet, balacava, and shades = Teletubby 🤣😭