@@doug4974 Honestly its a bit sad how viewers would be excited to watch their favorite streamer/youtuber or one they just like, self destruct and will do their best to see it unfold..
I love how that guy in the end was genuinely perturbed and concerned why the random dude was being so mean then placed his voice as Sam, and then it all made sense and was alright with it
There is an alternate universe out there where Sam survives every raid and lands on the Grilled Cheese slice each spin and we watch him get fat again on stream
Honestly if I had to choose between 11 shots of vodka and 11 grilled cheeses I'd probably go the vodka You need a balanced diet to be healthy though, so I would go with 7 shots of vodka and 4 grilled cheeses. All the nutrition a growing blyat needs
57:37 "Why do you sound like General Sam?" "Ah it's me you got me, now put the gun in your mouth!" If that guy wasn't convinced from his voice alone, that response surely woulda done it lmao
Omid convincing you to take 5 extra shots had me chuckling. The best part is when you catch on to him and then take a 5th when he’s like “you’ll take a shot for charborg and not for me!” And you pour another
Ok but that guy at 27:35 has got to be a hacker, I mean the fact that he single shot immediately in the head THAT fast on a target who was FALLING when you wouldn't expect them to be- at least ESP, if not aimbot to boot
There's like a weird medium of 4-6 drinks where gaming is essentially just muscle memory and any fear or stress and anxiety melts away where you genuinely are just better at games in that target area so LMAO. But trying to learn a new game while drinking and you may as well just be trying to read hieroglyphics and study quantum theory at the same time.
I’ve noticed the same thing with smoking. A couple hits and you get this “fuck it” mentality where you no longer overthink every decision which just makes you play better.
I never understood “having fun watching videos”, was always more entertainment than just plain fun, but I guess I do now. I had a lot of fun watching this. Editor did great and Sam just fun to watch.
tarkov has had a "cheater epidemic" for years. People just chickend out of talking about it, because they wanted to please the obese cosplayer who wanted to be a streamer nikita. I still remember that video where the guy examined bullet drop vs zeroing and found some incredibly relevant things regarding the sub-sonic us round. He had to spend more time being cowardly towards the fat tub of lard than he did actually explaining the issue. Yes, the worthless arrogant "we will make our own anti-cheat, it will be much better than anyone elses anti-cheat" blobberella sat in the stream rolling his eyes like a tween girl, when the dude that did the actual work brought it up. Dont worry, the guy who did all the work and could present it spent most of the time explaining how much he loved barrels of fat before he went on to apologize for bring up having done the actual testing. Tarkov devteam is pathetic, but not as pathetic as the dedicated tarkov streamers attempting to dig through the rolls of nikita fat, so as to maybe locate genitals to blow.
@@TheRattYT yup, what happens when you downplay the issue for soo long, shot themselves in the foot and wonder why they bled out blaming the next dude for not healing him, lmao
Fun fact: after the stream was over sam had to be rushed to the hospital and recieve an emergency liver transplant while his loving wife and children watched on with tears. After seventy-two long hours of surgery the transplant was successful and sam survived. And after all that he still won't give us a proper ending to the kenshi videos.
@@HystericalHuntress …. Take everything into account. The hardcore running towards him with absolutely no regard for a teammate(because he has ESP he knows it’s just Sam) He pushed that corner and 1 tapped him. That was a cheater friend lol.
@@timyrabbit Yeah he was on screen for a whole 6 frames before insta-headshotting Sam, and while he was falling off a ledge too lmfao. Bro was absolutely hacking
The editor really did a great job on this, its so much fun to watch. Seeing sam get more and more fucked up with some bumpin toons playing in the background 10/10
I have been a long time fan for a while now and you couldn’t have dropped this video at a better time, I just lost my grandfather 2 days ago and this video is one of the first things to keep my mind off of it thank you Sam for all the great content.
Sam I've been noticing an increase in little animations in your vids recently and I gotta say I'm loving them. They add a little bit extra, keep up the good work.
Another banger vid from the rat lord. Sam seems uncharacteristically upbeat in this video, I guess the baby bonfire from the last vid really lightened his spirits.
@@bbbbbbb51 considering that most player lobbies are 14 players the there’s a likelihood of 1.12 cheaters per lobby. So, with that logic, there’s at least one guarantied cheater per lobby. I’m by no means a good player but, Tarkov is easily the most rewarding first person shooter I’ve ever played. I’ve been playing since 2017 when Kotton was releasing his early Tarkov Videos. I love the game but, with 309,000 players this month that means around 24,720 players are cheating.
Do a stream where you play games against a “friend” (AquaFPS) and the loser of each game gets a punishment decided by the wheel. If you’re feelings brave you could get chat to decide what punishments should go on the wheel.
You know you're comfortable with your fans when you unapologetically go straight from a piss to a sandwich with no hand wash and still put that shit in the video.
i hope sam can get his drinking problem in check , he went from such a cute adorable little itty bitty mousey wousey to a new york sewer rat looking for a hobos beer bottle to crawl into.
In order to put the wheel to good use, you could play Kenshi, and on the wheel are different locations, and whatever it lands on is where you need to try and make a base/camp for the rest of the playthrough.
Use the wheel to decide wacky ways to play Kenshi Use the wheel somehow in Die of Laughter Use the wheel to decide on Tarkov runs Use the wheel on the next playtest of Dark and Darker to decide what the objective of each run is Use the wheel to decide ways to bully Poob on the podcast Use the wheel use the wheel use the wheel use the wheel use the wheel The wheel is the solution The wheel will make us whole
i wanna see you do more camping trips . fu,ed up or not . i been doing alot of camping lately an i need your guidence on these shrooms iv never tried . also . your brother seems to be doing a bit less then what he was in your first episodes . id like to see more of him . all the best .
Sam don’t do this. It’s okay. We can still get you some help. This kind of content is suicide. You know they’re all hackers. This video is self harm. I’m seriously concerned. I hope Abby sees this.
There has only beenone time I connected to a raid as a scav that I just finished as a PMC and it was the most magical moment im my Tarkov experience over the past 7 years. I got tarkoved as a PMC by one of those 180 fade away headshot scavs lol. Died in a low key spot, came in as a scav and did my usual loot run, at the end I was at the spot I just died in as a PMC and boom seen my body fully unlooted lol. Bro I was the thiccest scav interchange has ever seen that day.
there's something so fitting about sam's ultimate comfort food being a grilled cheese with two types of cheese, pesto, fig preserves, and knockoff sardines.
Damn you Sam. I started watching this video at 4am and had to go make myself a grilled cheese. Some real fat ass tip though. Use sourdough bread with everything seasoning on it for grilled cheese. You will not regret it.
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Notice how his drunk gameplay is almost indistinguishable from his "sober" gameplay.
you forgot the quotation marks around "gameplay"
you fool, sam actually starts drunk and ends sober, the shots are water his family is scared for his health
Bold to assume he's ever sober
Abby be pushin AA or she’s taking the kids
Also you notice how he doesn’t even have a single flinch when taking the shot
Sam has 1 bad day with the kids and immediately uses it as a excuse to drink to spite abby, a man after my own heart
All of Sam's practice quickly shutting the doors on his friends is helping a lot as he runs away.
Frick u @chad007
*Blood for the Blood God!*
@Chad 007 not a real Chad
@Chad 007 your little boy
You don’t have to be the fastest in the group. Just not the slowest.
"you mind if i grab a rifle?" grabs literally everything on the guy
The rat king at work
a man of culture
At least if abby takes the kids sam can turn this into a weekly series
Daily
I'd be down for that
@@doug4974 Honestly its a bit sad how viewers would be excited to watch their favorite streamer/youtuber or one they just like, self destruct and will do their best to see it unfold..
Every morning
@@sumdumguiii statistically speaking it's going to happen anyway.
I love how that guy in the end was genuinely perturbed and concerned why the random dude was being so mean then placed his voice as Sam, and then it all made sense and was alright with it
There is an alternate universe out there where Sam survives every raid and lands on the Grilled Cheese slice each spin and we watch him get fat again on stream
Eh, no Hands wash, extra cheese, lol
No. I want 8 tall glasses of water.
The wheel with 9 grilled cheese spots lol
Honestly if I had to choose between 11 shots of vodka and 11 grilled cheeses
I'd probably go the vodka
You need a balanced diet to be healthy though, so I would go with 7 shots of vodka and 4 grilled cheeses. All the nutrition a growing blyat needs
commenter's poorly disguised fetish
Remember when Sam said alcoholism ran in his family?
'Bout the only thing that runs in his family.
It definitely drives in his family too
That and being a dirty rat
We're going to come back to this comment if things starts to spirable for the big rat man👀
@@Too_many_thoughts Sidenote but he never washed his hands after he went to piss
@@spooney4064 drunk drivers represent 🤘
57:37
"Why do you sound like General Sam?"
"Ah it's me you got me, now put the gun in your mouth!"
If that guy wasn't convinced from his voice alone, that response surely woulda done it lmao
I love how the good boy rewards consist of things he should be doing anyway
I was shook when I saw water was a good boy reward.
Drink water, eat food, talk to your friends
@@augustmoore8685 Instructions unclear. Drank food, talked to water and ate my friends.
Good boys get self care AFTER theyre good :)
If Sam getting an editor means we get hour long vids, then I am all for it. They did a good job too!
Appreciate it. Was worried I made it to long but everyone seems to love the length.
@BB it's phenomenal work honestly :) Keep it up you're doing great!!!!
@@YaBoyBB_ Top notch - making this comment during the jack off story
@@blackdeath1982 Tysm! :) I really appreciate it. Im gonna keep at it and keep trying to improve
@@YaBoyBB_ Are you one of the editors Samuel Hyde recommended? Anyway you did a really good job.
Omid convincing you to take 5 extra shots had me chuckling. The best part is when you catch on to him and then take a 5th when he’s like “you’ll take a shot for charborg and not for me!” And you pour another
Sam is a simple man but he's definitely an alcoholic.
"..Third time I wasn't even hard." Man is just in it for the love of the game.
I remember part one being a concern for Abby, I’m glad to see Sam took those feelings into account.
how come?
@@jesseleger630 his family has a history of alcoholism
@@colonmuncher3655 So does anyones.
@@Surms41 Sure, but Sam revealed in his podcast that his Mom died as a result of her alcoholism.
Ok but that guy at 27:35 has got to be a hacker, I mean the fact that he single shot immediately in the head THAT fast on a target who was FALLING when you wouldn't expect them to be- at least ESP, if not aimbot to boot
amongus?
There's like a weird medium of 4-6 drinks where gaming is essentially just muscle memory and any fear or stress and anxiety melts away where you genuinely are just better at games in that target area so LMAO. But trying to learn a new game while drinking and you may as well just be trying to read hieroglyphics and study quantum theory at the same time.
I’ve noticed the same thing with smoking. A couple hits and you get this “fuck it” mentality where you no longer overthink every decision which just makes you play better.
Can confirm with games like League of Legends. Drunk me plays better.
@@BuckScrotumn and then 10 hits later and your either drooling on yourself or genuinely tweaking
I'm so glad there's a pt2 because the first one was so good
I couldn't agree more
Where is part 1?
@Oprator no I don't think that's the one. Try the next one.
@@Jack-ux1ow ruclips.net/video/lF5RZf1NAe0/видео.html
I'm 99% sure this is literally the same video as the first one.
Omid is a great guy to have on stream for good vibes, man. Gotta love that Italian hospitality.
Sam, knowing that every match he gets into there will be at least one hacker, decides to drink when he dies. He's beyond our comprehension
Having kids will do that to a man.
@@thesolersystemofgames841 having alcoholism run through the family also will do that to a man
Love that Sam “forgot” to add the part where he went to eat after the bathroom without washing his hands 😂
I do this too but instead of drinking for every time I die in a game I just do it all day, everyday till my wife gets home and yells at me again.
Dude...nice.
true #gamer
This is the way
I'm so glad to see Sam has grown from sipping on his shots like he's using a sippie cup. My boy is a man now
Sam went from being scared to eat Sprats to slappin em on a grilled cheese 8/10
I never understood “having fun watching videos”, was always more entertainment than just plain fun, but I guess I do now. I had a lot of fun watching this. Editor did great and Sam just fun to watch.
Knowing that there is a cheater epidemic in Tarkov, lets hope Sam is not in coma as we speak.
*knowing theres a cheater epidemic but you cant be ridiculed for questioning lord nikita anymore
There's been a cheater epidemic for a long time now, peoole are only just now seeing it for themselves though.
@@TheRattYT Yeah I would argue that tarkov was a cheaters game in the first year it released. Even back then it was so bad.
tarkov has had a "cheater epidemic" for years. People just chickend out of talking about it, because they wanted to please the obese cosplayer who wanted to be a streamer nikita. I still remember that video where the guy examined bullet drop vs zeroing and found some incredibly relevant things regarding the sub-sonic us round. He had to spend more time being cowardly towards the fat tub of lard than he did actually explaining the issue.
Yes, the worthless arrogant "we will make our own anti-cheat, it will be much better than anyone elses anti-cheat" blobberella sat in the stream rolling his eyes like a tween girl, when the dude that did the actual work brought it up. Dont worry, the guy who did all the work and could present it spent most of the time explaining how much he loved barrels of fat before he went on to apologize for bring up having done the actual testing.
Tarkov devteam is pathetic, but not as pathetic as the dedicated tarkov streamers attempting to dig through the rolls of nikita fat, so as to maybe locate genitals to blow.
@@TheRattYT yup, what happens when you downplay the issue for soo long, shot themselves in the foot and wonder why they bled out blaming the next dude for not healing him, lmao
Sam: Sees Goat's Tarkov systemic cheating exposé
Also Sam: Lemme take a shot each time I die
God damn. 1 Hour left of my Shift, being bored as shit and now you drop an hour of banger content. Life saver
good lord imagine getting paid to not do any work
I got home from my shift and seeing this video after not being able to find anythin else was just a blessing.
@@caralho5237 some professions only need you to work, when there is work to be done. on some days that means just being available
@@caralho5237 have you ever met a security guard? lmao
@@caralho5237that's like 80% of office Jobs bud
Fun fact: after the stream was over sam had to be rushed to the hospital and recieve an emergency liver transplant while his loving wife and children watched on with tears. After seventy-two long hours of surgery the transplant was successful and sam survived. And after all that he still won't give us a proper ending to the kenshi videos.
Oh man, I miss those Kenshi videos.
False. We know Abby doesn't love him anymore because of all the drinking.
27:45 that guy was definitely hacking. No way he'd prefire you falling down the ledge.
For sure, not even a question. Otherwise he'd have to be aiming for Sam's foot when he turned the corner, which would be stupid.
Looks more like desync to me tbh.
@@HystericalHuntress …. Take everything into account. The hardcore running towards him with absolutely no regard for a teammate(because he has ESP he knows it’s just Sam) He pushed that corner and 1 tapped him. That was a cheater friend lol.
@@HystericalHuntress Watch G0at's video and you'll stop saying such dumbass things.
@@timyrabbit Yeah he was on screen for a whole 6 frames before insta-headshotting Sam, and while he was falling off a ledge too lmfao. Bro was absolutely hacking
The editor really did a great job on this, its so much fun to watch.
Seeing sam get more and more fucked up with some bumpin toons playing in the background 10/10
The sequel I never knew I needed, but damn am I happy it's here.
37:47 Why did Lettuce join the chat sounding like a Mass Effect elcor lol. "With genuine delight, hi Sam."
I've loved watching Omid slowly turn into a hyper rat
“Here’s two drugs, just take em, take both”-brought me back to my high school days, haha
Good to see Sam fighting his family's alcoholic past!
fighting for his family's alcoholic future💪
I have been a long time fan for a while now and you couldn’t have dropped this video at a better time, I just lost my grandfather 2 days ago and this video is one of the first things to keep my mind off of it thank you Sam for all the great content.
Sam I've been noticing an increase in little animations in your vids recently and I gotta say I'm loving them. They add a little bit extra, keep up the good work.
How does he manage to make every run look like it's his first time playing
Sam "I dont like to drink because alchaholism runs in my family"
Also sam:
Omid dropping the ledex off the balcony had my little rat heart racing
Another banger vid from the rat lord.
Sam seems uncharacteristically upbeat in this video, I guess the baby bonfire from the last vid really lightened his spirits.
This has been the closest we've come to a real, authentic, out of the box... piece of a lovely family friendly video
it makes me happy to see sam has found a way to make tarkov playable again.
Going through Jippy's catalouge to find the tracks Sam uses is an art in itself for those that undertake it.
Sam, as someone who showers, I truly love your content.
After watching Goat demonstrate how Tarkov has become a Cheaters’ Paradise, I expect General Sam to be speaking Drunkenese by the end of the video 😂
Even his own claim comes to make 8% of players tops. While that is an issue, his video mostly exposed the major cope within the Tarkov community.
@@bbbbbbb51 8% of players cheating is an insane amount
@@bbbbbbb51 "It's just nearly 1 in 10 people you meet in Tarkov will be cheating."
@@bbbbbbb51 10 cents has been deposited to your account
@@bbbbbbb51 considering that most player lobbies are 14 players the there’s a likelihood of 1.12 cheaters per lobby. So, with that logic, there’s at least one guarantied cheater per lobby. I’m by no means a good player but, Tarkov is easily the most rewarding first person shooter I’ve ever played. I’ve been playing since 2017 when Kotton was releasing his early Tarkov Videos. I love the game but, with 309,000 players this month that means around 24,720 players are cheating.
sam saying that the moral is sometimes you gotta take drugs while ive got a beer in one hand and a joint in the other is class
Do a stream where you play games against a “friend” (AquaFPS) and the loser of each game gets a punishment decided by the wheel. If you’re feelings brave you could get chat to decide what punishments should go on the wheel.
Have Poob on and spin the wheel of doxxing
1:00:28 "I've played all night and didn't even get to level 15." Most relatable struggle ever.😂
Just in time for work. Thank you Lord Sam.
16:20 the click then getting headshot made me laugh way harder than it should’ve!
Watching Sam make a grilled cheese is more terrifying than raiding Streets.
Song at 37:11 is Pluto by Jippy. Awesome sound
Dude, you're a beast
Oh nvm. I mean you're still a beast but do you know the Jippy song at 49:55?
@@Woadie757 Inexorable Suite starting at 3mins42 in the song
@@BeakySneaky_ Thanks man!
It came full circle, this is what made me watch Sam for the first time
You know you're comfortable with your fans when you unapologetically go straight from a piss to a sandwich with no hand wash and still put that shit in the video.
When two of my favourite tarkov content creators colab… nothing but tears from enjoyment!
i hope sam can get his drinking problem in check , he went from such a cute adorable little itty bitty mousey wousey to a new york sewer rat looking for a hobos beer bottle to crawl into.
He’s probably still hungover
shush boy
I played all night and didn't even get to level 15 is the greatest punchline to end this video on.
In order to put the wheel to good use, you could play Kenshi, and on the wheel are different locations, and whatever it lands on is where you need to try and make a base/camp for the rest of the playthrough.
I had some genuine fun watching this. Thanks buddy.
27:45 pure tarkov experience
Sam only let himself die for the content. He’d never come across another player willingly
Spills even more on the pour than he did on the first one to assert dominance
As a Latvian - Sams love for sprats moves the fibers of my being! ❤
Dude. I got riga sprats as a joke. I actually love them lol! On crackers with with green onions and cream cheese. So good.
Good thing sam doesn't have a drinking problem he's just doing a challenge i swear
9:12 “I’m f****ng dying to death” 👌👌
didn't know i needed this sequel but god damn did it feel good to see it pop up in my recommended
"Guys dont come down here i got like 6 friends" 😂
Hooly, Jippy's music and the god fahim is now in my rotation because of you, thank you!
45:05 the first thing that came to mind was sam just saying "a man burning alive" but he held himself back on that one 😂
great vid! i watched the entirety of it 4 minutes after it came out
34:30 you need to see that - video cut which cannot be forgotten.
In order to prevent Sam from dying, next time I recommend shots of Mike's hard lemonade
What is he a 6 year old? Drinking the drink ever 16 year old girls first drink. What next white claws lol
@@pride2184lol. Gatekeeping alcohol.
Any day that sam uploads is instantly a good day. Thanks for everything you do I have been watching since 2016 and you never miss a beat. ❤
Abby can’t have been happy about this, thank you for your service
"Whats the most Jewish sound!?"
"I don't fuckong know a cash register?!"
Fucking died xD
Surely Sam wont be drinking any alcohol, because he is so skilled at this game!
BEEN waiting all year for this Great vid. The stream was great too.
29:24 time stamp - Does anyone know the song from Jippy? Spent hours looking through his stuff and I just can't find it
Glad to see the damage from the last time wasn't able to keep you from doing what you loved Sam ♥️
33:41 Sam: look guys stop making fun of it this grilled cheese is awesome
Grilled cheese: *molds*
Use the wheel to decide wacky ways to play Kenshi
Use the wheel somehow in Die of Laughter
Use the wheel to decide on Tarkov runs
Use the wheel on the next playtest of Dark and Darker to decide what the objective of each run is
Use the wheel to decide ways to bully Poob on the podcast
Use the wheel use the wheel use the wheel use the wheel use the wheel
The wheel is the solution
The wheel will make us whole
Sam made a grilled cheese with all the fixins despite not landing on that space. The space he landed on was to just make a normal grilled cheese.
i wanna see you do more camping trips . fu,ed up or not . i been doing alot of camping lately an i need your guidence on these shrooms iv never tried . also . your brother seems to be doing a bit less then what he was in your first episodes . id like to see more of him . all the best .
Sam acting genuinely appreciative of a friend, bowing, and having a little toast to him instead of making up an allegation on the spot is unnerving.
Considering how like 30% of the Tarkov playerbase are cheaters, Sam is risking lethal alcohol poisoning every time he does this challenge
10 seconds in the video and I'm already effing stoked!!
Could use the wheel to decide which blackmail your gonna use on a aqua before each stream
Classic Drunk "I love you guys. I love you guys"
Sam don’t do this. It’s okay. We can still get you some help. This kind of content is suicide. You know they’re all hackers. This video is self harm. I’m seriously concerned. I hope Abby sees this.
1:00:18 sam whiffs 40 shots out of a 30 round mag. god damn legend
There has only beenone time I connected to a raid as a scav that I just finished as a PMC and it was the most magical moment im my Tarkov experience over the past 7 years. I got tarkoved as a PMC by one of those 180 fade away headshot scavs lol. Died in a low key spot, came in as a scav and did my usual loot run, at the end I was at the spot I just died in as a PMC and boom seen my body fully unlooted lol. Bro I was the thiccest scav interchange has ever seen that day.
48:00 "im traversing the map without quaking and shaking and shitting my pants" fucking got me
the joy your tarkov videos bring me is unmatched by anything
there's something so fitting about sam's ultimate comfort food being a grilled cheese with two types of cheese, pesto, fig preserves, and knockoff sardines.
The fact that sam actually found a waist puch is insane and no one ever brings up the video it could still be in the game==
0:01 What is the opening song? I can't find it. It's probably by jippy, but i just can't find it in any playlist.
ruclips.net/video/BsyWgjADO7Q/видео.htmlsi=wmFesSn3dkeq7nX4
If anyones asking this is the song...
Damn you Sam. I started watching this video at 4am and had to go make myself a grilled cheese. Some real fat ass tip though. Use sourdough bread with everything seasoning on it for grilled cheese. You will not regret it.
Would have loved to see the alternate universe where Sam has to make like 14 grilled cheese sandwiches.