I’m severely depressed that I actually have the same look as Sam does right now. Hair parted on the side and leaving a square of empty space over the massive forehead with glasses on and a headset. With a shitty stache because I’m too lazy to shave. I’ve genuinely hit a new low.
I too have my hair parted to the side showing my big ass forehead while wearing glasses, headphones, shitty facial hair, and felling depressed I thought I was the only one :D
This is why Sam doesn’t stream. He consumes one of his friends, makes an Australian man mad somehow, and successfully divorces his other two friends over the internet.
In a single stream, Sam has: - Further deepened the rift between him and Aqua - Encouraged his on-the-spectrum fans to cyberbully the biggest tarkov streamer to the point of him wanting you TOS'd -Caused a brand new rivalry between two collegues I am actually impressed. You are the equivalent of a social Hurricane Katrina
"his on-the-spectrum fans" Oh come on bro, you don't have to confess through projecting all convoluted-like lmao Just say "I'm an aspie" and move on haha
For someone lucky enough to make a living playing video games, he sure does bitch and get cranky a lot.. I thought service men were supposed to have thick skin too.. guess thats an auzie military thing?? Idk
@@cjlane4465 Pfft. He is a 'celebrity' now. Of course he is going to be up his own ass. "DON'T YOU KNOW HE HAS RAISED 1.3mil FOR CHARITY!" To fill charity owners' pockets.
I met AquaFPS in December. I was serving soup at a homeless shelter when he came naked through the door. He looked like he had just taken some crack or meth. And by the look on the homeless faces he's been there before. Everyone begged him for mercy, but the slaughter began. From caressing men, women, kids, to stealing their soup. Finally, he screamed, "I hate blacks". Then left with a smug look, happy with himself
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening law
This was a cinematic masterpiece. If this doesn't win an Emmy for the category "Best youtube video with a budget of $20 or less" I will be pissed. This had drama, a climax, a good story, and a great cast all rolled into one.
Budget does not exceed 50 quid. Yo boys bottom gear is sponsored by facking tesco. Use promo code 5 yen and you’ll get 50% off your next purchase of fish and chips.
Making Pest mad might have actually been the highlight of Sam's career. Also why is it that when Pest or Aqua or anyone else streams it's like nothing happens the entire time, but when Sam streams it's like a full on fucking odyssey.
In reality I think it’s largely because he knows what a joke Twitch has become and if he streamed for more than a day they would swoop in to kill his shit like gangbusters for having a little fun.
as much as i like it i ffel like this game just wouldn't want to break the immersion in the game by adding dumb shit like this would be cool tho but thats one step to boots that make you go faster or some other dumb stuff like that
@@youngwindmillgang3239 Boots making you go slightly faster is realistic though, not balanced in the slightest, but you would move faster in lighter shoes compared to fuckin steel toed work boots that weigh a ton.
@@GeneralSam Weird, I thought you still rotated between the 5 horrifically inbred children from Sierra Leone you kept in a state of constant malnutrition in those little rusty cages in that garage side room. That room was pretty slick too, so I'm assuming you forgot to feed them one last time.
Lets be honest with ourselves. We watch Pestily when we want to learn something. We watch Sam, to be entertained while drunkenly eating Oreos like cereal. I do more of the latter.
I met AquaFPS at a Walmart when I was on vacation, I really wanted his autograph because he has a subscriber. So I walked up to him in the soup can aisle and asked him if I could have his autograph. Then he said to me "fart poop shit" I was confused, so I repeated myself, and he responded, louder this time "FART POOP SHIT" At this point I was utterly terrified, so I grabbed a can of chicken noodle and ran.
Omid never once told Poob he was going to the 3rd floor. He just casually walked up there with 0 communication. His death was entirely his fault, and like both Sam and Poob said, he is very bad at communicating.
I've got another interesting gun build I feel would be Sam-approved: The sawn off Mosin with a Tri-rail and an EKP sight. No cobra shade though of course, that costs more precious rubles, and we all know a shekel saved is a shekel taken out of Aqua's backpack when we pilfer his corpse. For extra spicyness you can throw a couple flashlights or lasers on the two side rails. We call that the Gopnik Bling edition, only for high rollers and men of taste, you see.
@@goldenboy9748 Sam will hold a tarkov style economics class where at the end he just leaves us In wind to pray on each other and get rich of the richer
Sam is clearly joking, fucking around with his friends. This is just how things role when a bunch of guys are friends, especially when they stream. It's the easiest way to create interest.
Well no it's irrational if you freeze up when in the ocean and increase your chances of dying to sharks lol, or if you start screaming and bringing the people around you down by freaking out and holding them
@@SuqMadiq what probably actually happened: initial "brigade" starts annoying the stream, get banned and then a very small amount of people start trickling in after hearing that the manchild is angry, to piss him off. drop in the ocean for pestilys chat, only a very insecure man would actually give a fuck
Thank god some of Pestily’s viewers actually switched streams, I would tear my eyes out if I hear Pestily compare CSGO’s aim to Tarkov’s aim one more time.
@@paytonic1742 Ah the recoil. Yeah it's been a long time since I played CS but as I remember, it is nothing like Tarkov's gun recoil. Tarkov's guns practically climb to the ceiling in recoil, not so for (what I remember) CS. Granted guns like the Vector or MP5SD have less recoil in Tarkov but in general I think the recoil is pretty pronounced.
@@clamum It's just not the same thing, randomized recoil vs a clear pattern, which Pestily, out of all people, said it was the same thing, then got very confused when chat started explaining his dumb ass.
That was not a good day for Poobles. Everyone other than him gets a shoutout, he gets into a blowout with Omid and he's shackled to Sam for most of the stream. Still got that Hollydillnick though.
@@WCamden he always takes him self to seriously idk thats why i cant really watch him. his good at clicking head but always acts like everything is life or death
A pair of wearable broken glasses called the generals Description would be " general sams famous rat glasses have carried him through many battles. Surpisingly they are broken and worth nothing"
Brother in law worked in farming. He knew a farmer that had like 5 daughters. The farmer told him "I'll fill that backyard up with girls until I get a boy" haha
shoutouts to Jippy! you and Leon are super talented. love the beats in this one. i'm from Freo and discovered who you are by complete accident through mutual friends after having watched Sam for ages and always having liked the music.
Being a fresh college dropout who just got an amazing job at a factory, and thinking about investing for retirement, the finance PSA was immensely useful
This video is a masterpiece, not even Martin Scorsese at the height of his career could cook up such an intriguing narrative, filled with betrayal, schemes, death and the ending of friendships. Good job, try not to kill the new kid👍
RIP. I love Pest but it's sad he can't take a joke. He's so high up with his viewers etc, don't understand why he get's pissed by someone below messing a bit
@@H4FF yeah I'm sort of in the middle. Personally I don't line friends who are assholes as their personalities but this was more of a viewer problem than a streamer problem. Pestily definitely didn't handle this like he should though.
@@H4FF No, it’s totally Pisstitty being a baby. He could’ve just turned on follower only chat or whatever, instead of being a baby and breaking TOS byurging people to mass report Sam.
@@H4FF so its fine for pestilly to send his viewers to report sam but its not okay for Sam to make a joke that if you literally watched 30 seconds after he said it that he was joking. pestilly needs to take a joke and actually stop taking everything so literally. the fact that he took something GENERAL SAM YES THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RAT PLAYSTYLE said makes pestilly a joke himself.
@@clownworld4655 how da fuq did a clown just spit more facts then anybody else. TBH i think the gaming culture is suffering from this problem, nobody can take a joke and noone can move the fuq on now a days
General Sam Bro, Im Drunk AF but, man you are one of the realist dudes on here man. I hope you never change. I love that you say what you want when you want and you are funny as hell. Thanks for brining great content thats refreshingly real.
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I’m severely depressed that I actually have the same look as Sam does right now. Hair parted on the side and leaving a square of empty space over the massive forehead with glasses on and a headset. With a shitty stache because I’m too lazy to shave. I’ve genuinely hit a new low.
I'm crying holy fuck dude
I too have my hair parted to the side showing my big ass forehead while wearing glasses, headphones, shitty facial hair, and felling depressed I thought I was the only one :D
I share his pyramid head shape, so I relate in a way too.
How
See that would be me too but I throw a beanie on and then no one knows I have shitty parted hair with a giant forehead
This is why Sam doesn’t stream. He consumes one of his friends, makes an Australian man mad somehow, and successfully divorces his other two friends over the internet.
Yep. That's sam alright.
he's a very dangerous person
but we can't stop him so we enjoy him
don't need to stream more than once when you get so much done in that one.
It's funny how these people just break down so easily.
@@FVCK-TH1S tarkov can do that to even the strongest men
I love how Sam accidentally ruins his friendship with Pestily and immediately proceeds to antagonize Poob and Omid into destroying their relationship.
Oui zoo pop
martyrdom:drop a live grenade when killed
Pestily friendship rekindling any% WR speedrun
I dont think that will happen. Pestily is too much of a crybaby to admit he overreacted
@ did he legit get mad?
@@JakeEatNow abt what lol
@@JakeEatNow yup, it was pretty pathetic.
@@JakeEatNow wait what even happened
In a single stream, Sam has:
- Further deepened the rift between him and Aqua
- Encouraged his on-the-spectrum fans to cyberbully the biggest tarkov streamer to the point of him wanting you TOS'd
-Caused a brand new rivalry between two collegues
I am actually impressed. You are the equivalent of a social Hurricane Katrina
Fully accurate description
This
"his on-the-spectrum fans"
Oh come on bro, you don't have to confess through projecting all convoluted-like lmao
Just say "I'm an aspie" and move on haha
@William Amos its just dumb joke beef, but it is pretty damn funny to see sam just treat him like shit while aquas always just "haha ok lol"
@@Eye_Of_Odin978 you should also come out
A very cool man: **Answers phone** _"Talk to me"_
Phone: **W H E E Z E**
Anyone answering the phone like that unironically deserves to be made fun of
He watched too much sopranos, : *Speak*
“I’m gonna drink my beer and go my own way like Fleetwood Mac” is my new favorite quote
"Pestily is actually mad"
Sam: *Awkwardly sips coke*
For someone lucky enough to make a living playing video games, he sure does bitch and get cranky a lot.. I thought service men were supposed to have thick skin too.. guess thats an auzie military thing?? Idk
@@cjlane4465 Aussies are pretty laid back but he seems to be an exception.
@@MrMalicious5 Playing videogames in the basement for years sure changes a man
@@cjlane4465 Pfft. He is a 'celebrity' now. Of course he is going to be up his own ass. "DON'T YOU KNOW HE HAS RAISED 1.3mil FOR CHARITY!" To fill charity owners' pockets.
@@jacobp.4593 and for the fat ass tax write off
Omid is the most laid back guy in the fucking world.
Until he joins Sam’s stream. Sam is truly able to bring out the worst in anyone.
Surpriding from an italian, I hear they can be pretty angery
@@bernatkun8069 LMFAO
777 likes, nice
i almost liked it myself... close one
@@wabbylegs101 get a life.
I met AquaFPS in December. I was serving soup at a homeless shelter when he came naked through the door. He looked like he had just taken some crack or meth. And by the look on the homeless faces he's been there before. Everyone begged him for mercy, but the slaughter began. From caressing men, women, kids, to stealing their soup. Finally, he screamed, "I hate blacks". Then left with a smug look, happy with himself
You know it's a bad sign when you can perfectly picture that scene.
Thank you
holy fuck dude im actually crying......
underrated comment
Honestly? I believe this.
Duuude I can just see him, entering the door pale as fuck like a vampire, then leaving, after the chaos, with a smile and a regular face
Sam after realizing the Tarkov Godfather 'Pestily' was actually upset and wants to get him banned:
*W H E E E E Z E*
timestamp?
Tbf Pestily is the definition of a try hard who needs to chill the fuck out.
Pestily gets upset and wants to get people banned all the time nowadays.
@@thedoomer9250 1:07:16
@@soundingtheskies yeah he seems like he hit a stick up his ass
Love how pestily gets mad for sams action, but then tells his chat to report sam which is also against TOS. Ironic
fucking wild right
crazy bro
Tos means nothing on twitch considering you can get away with anything as long as you have a vagina
@@clownworld4655 Luckily we don’t have to worry about Sam, then.
I still think about that sometimes, Pestily was impressively asshole-ish
I love how Sam is able to turn all of his level headed friends against each other. Truly a great way to make content.
Like a true master, he lets Poob and Omid go at each other, only adding a stray comment, like a stray burning match in a gas tank. True master.
He's a psychological master. Truly an artist.
It’s in his small hat nature.
I think the key is to support the person that is in the wrong and make them feel right. Then they will be at each other's throats in minutes. 1:15:35
A true jew
the sequel we all needed but didnt deserve
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening law
@@AxxLAfriku wtf are your videos dude. They're so surreal.
I think it’s funny as hell that the fish guy watches general sam
Love your vids Lawson!
bro WHAT u watch sam i used to watch you religiously in 2017😭
This was a cinematic masterpiece. If this doesn't win an Emmy for the category "Best youtube video with a budget of $20 or less" I will be pissed. This had drama, a climax, a good story, and a great cast all rolled into one.
Tbf if you add Tarkov, the equipment and the house it's a lot more than 20$
@@shgds budget is the money you spend to make the film you dolt
bro didnt buy tarkov to make this video ffs
Middle aged man fails to stream effectively
Also gets beheaded by Isis
Also forced just like his search history
General Sam the Chaos bringer
"Gods, I was strong then!"
middle age man discovers he's an over grown child /s
Today on Bottom Gear; Aqua contemplates his friendships, I shit on an Australian and Poob makes an Italian cry...
Budget does not exceed 50 quid. Yo boys bottom gear is sponsored by facking tesco. Use promo code 5 yen and you’ll get 50% off your next purchase of fish and chips.
@@bigdaddyflavortown4606 tesco? what kind of fuckin budget are we on sponsored by co op lad
mate that isn nuff for a fuckin freddo lad
Making Pest mad might have actually been the highlight of Sam's career. Also why is it that when Pest or Aqua or anyone else streams it's like nothing happens the entire time, but when Sam streams it's like a full on fucking odyssey.
Bc us, his fans, are unhinged and he enjoys the chaos lmaooo i had to watch again
You can visibly see the euphoria, the pure unfiltered joy on Sam's face when Poob and Omid start arguing. This whole video had me in tears.
1:16:21 is gold.
Same af 😂 😂 😂
Sam manages to create chaos on twitch during one day, he is holding back his power because he knows if he streams nobody will be left.
In reality I think it’s largely because he knows what a joke Twitch has become and if he streamed for more than a day they would swoop in to kill his shit like gangbusters for having a little fun.
He should have a set day that he streams each year so he becomes an urban legend among twitch streamers
Tarkov should ad “sam’s spectacles”. Glasses that show the price of every object with in a 25 mile radius
as much as i like it i ffel like this game just wouldn't want to break the immersion in the game by adding dumb shit like this would be cool tho but thats one step to boots that make you go faster or some other dumb stuff like that
@@youngwindmillgang3239 some Solomon speedcross 3s
@@youngwindmillgang3239 herp derp, whoosh
@@youngwindmillgang3239 Boots making you go slightly faster is realistic though, not balanced in the slightest, but you would move faster in lighter shoes compared to fuckin steel toed work boots that weigh a ton.
Shekel spectical
Father Samuel has gifted us with another hour long Tarkov vid... rejoice!
Blessings upon you from father Samuel
These Russian sex bots 😂
Russian boys pog
Oh God he’s back
He said rejoice my brothers and sisters! 🤌🙌👏
I wonder if that malnourished editer Sam saved from Aqua edited this.
Naw this was me
@@GeneralSam good job guy
@@GeneralSam Weird, I thought you still rotated between the 5 horrifically inbred children from Sierra Leone you kept in a state of constant malnutrition in those little rusty cages in that garage side room. That room was pretty slick too, so I'm assuming you forgot to feed them one last time.
@@CHmLgN this sounds like something he’d do in kenshi
Yeah props to his editor
The investing PSA is literally the only intelligible thing I've ever heard come out of Sam's mouth
It’s rare this happens with such a dumb soda drinker
i will literally start investing in s&p 500 because of sam. and I don't even live in the US
It actually set off my investing portfolio
Sam “ I never TK” also Sam having a youtube video called “ “Accidentally” killing my teammates in Tarkov”
Yes, that's the joke.
Of course 😂
Normally a joke isn’t as funny when you have to explain it
Your the prettiest lesbian I ever seen 🤧 💗
He has the cutest lips
*You’re
@@bleysmcnutt5500 Yer*
@@jesserogers3192 True
8:30
i love the donation about how Sam has really helped this person's life,
and sam is just going on about his olive shaped head
Lets be honest with ourselves. We watch Pestily when we want to learn something. We watch Sam, to be entertained while drunkenly eating Oreos like cereal.
I do more of the latter.
Same but instead of Oreos chex mix
@@hoff4301 im pretty sure you are meant to eat chex mix like cereal but not oreos
Same but i usually stumble upon Sams videos after some china white in my arm, smoking a teener, and putting a g of yayo up my nostril.
@@funnycatgaming8506 cool beans
Chris A that comment made me wanna stop watching this video
I met AquaFPS at a Walmart when I was on vacation, I really wanted his autograph because he has a subscriber. So I walked up to him in the soup can aisle and asked him if I could have his autograph. Then he said to me "fart poop shit" I was confused, so I repeated myself, and he responded, louder this time "FART POOP SHIT" At this point I was utterly terrified, so I grabbed a can of chicken noodle and ran.
Very fitting of aqua his schizophrenia must've been acting up
you're lucky you survived the encounter
ah, that Aqua is truly a man of culture
💀@John Briar
Let him buy soup for his family in peace
Omid never once told Poob he was going to the 3rd floor. He just casually walked up there with 0 communication. His death was entirely his fault, and like both Sam and Poob said, he is very bad at communicating.
Sam’s streamer item should be a large purple “personal massager”
Should be a stuffed toy rat holding a big loot sack.
Nah it should be a diet coke.
Edit: Sorry, Diet "TarCola"
I was think something like a very wide bandana or something related to his massive forehead
It should be the rat figurine wearing a 6b helmet he used for one of his thumbnails
@@cavemanbonk8320 yaaaaaasss queen!!!
Finally the sequel to "13 hours a slave"
yeah but it is 10 hours less, next time it will be "an hour and a half a slave"
7 hours a slave.
I've got another interesting gun build I feel would be Sam-approved: The sawn off Mosin with a Tri-rail and an EKP sight. No cobra shade though of course, that costs more precious rubles, and we all know a shekel saved is a shekel taken out of Aqua's backpack when we pilfer his corpse. For extra spicyness you can throw a couple flashlights or lasers on the two side rails. We call that the Gopnik Bling edition, only for high rollers and men of taste, you see.
my personal finance class literally covered the topic of compound interest... and sam did it better
Entertaining education may yet become mainstream, who knows.
Under trump the economy was good I don’t know what’ll happen now
@@goldenboy9748 Sam will hold a tarkov style economics class where at the end he just leaves us In wind to pray on each other and get rich of the richer
How do I invest I’m a brainlet
@@goldenboy9748 Do cryptocurrency it goes super fast and so you lose money and get money real quick. I've already made a few k off bitcoin before.
Years of Sam trying to make his friends turn on eachother, all he had to do was sit and just let them do it themselves
How does Sam have any friends left?
@@DasInf13 they all need to be friends with him for the clout, especially that Aqua who had to bot so many viewers just so Sam would notice him
Yeah but I feel Sam has more been trying to get his friends to turn on him not themselves
Sam is clearly joking, fucking around with his friends. This is just how things role when a bunch of guys are friends, especially when they stream. It's the easiest way to create interest.
@@kalypso4133 dude, nobody here has friends, they don't know how that shit works
''Bobby Lee'' *shows picture of Andrew Yang*
Brilliant.
Looky here. The boy is back. The man. The myth. The lost child.
You mean the unwanted child 😂
Yes
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ 4
😂🤣☠️
The holy one
"It's an irational fear of the ocean!"
"You mean *common fucking sense?"*
Well no it's irrational if you freeze up when in the ocean and increase your chances of dying to sharks lol, or if you start screaming and bringing the people around you down by freaking out and holding them
I live on a island in the middle of the Atlantic and let me share something with you friend. The tides bring terror with every passing.
@@baghoulthefool9623 No one has died from a little bit of water. Come on now :c
@@mostlyforyt oOkAy ChAd!
@@yesman9792 Chad? I'm confused as to what you're referring to, what I said is just fact I didn't say I wasn't scared of the ocean.
"I'm not even wearing a low cut shirt, I'm going to get banned for life"
Disappointed we didn’t get to see sams meth break
I was looking for this comment
He used the wifi outage to get a hit
Nice. A fitting prp for this comment
I was in high hopes for Michelle Obama to join, my disappointment is immeasurable.
I have watched this video several times and i cant get over how at 11:22 Aqua's laugh sounds like the dilophosaur hoot from Jurassic Park
I love how Sam caused drama by supporting Pestily and dissing Shroud, and now he's made drama by pissing off Pestily.
He didn’t piss him off pest just can’t take a joke
@@es0x people literally brigaded his stream for like an hour straight.
@@SuqMadiq that’s not what happened lol.
@@SuqMadiq what probably actually happened: initial "brigade" starts annoying the stream, get banned and then a very small amount of people start trickling in after hearing that the manchild is angry, to piss him off. drop in the ocean for pestilys chat, only a very insecure man would actually give a fuck
@@Shotgunkjell this community makes me proud.
If Aqua is a doormat, Omid is a whole ass carpet.
Yeah, but a fine-ass Persian carpet from the look of things.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 * Italian carpet*
and ASS carpet? Damn
Sam just drops a gem about omid's lack of communication, then sits back and smiles and rubs his hands together as they go to war
"Bobby Lee"
Shows picture of Yang
Perfection.
Pestily: "Aww crikey, go get Sam banned!"
Quick, we need a translation. Does anyone speak Australian?
I would love to see the reaction on pestily stream.
Pestily is what Australians would term a “man child” who lives on tater tots his mum bakes in hourly batches.
@@Ozlizardking man child is a saying in the UK and US aswell
@@TheRat1789 thanks bud. Don’t know why this comment getting so necro’d lately? Did someone do a reaction video?
Sodimizes doll of aqua*
Literally three seconds later*
So my daughter got this tricycle
Thank god some of Pestily’s viewers actually switched streams, I would tear my eyes out if I hear Pestily compare CSGO’s aim to Tarkov’s aim one more time.
I don't get it... What is meant by their "aim?"
@@clamum the recoil on the gun not the aim
@@paytonic1742 Ah the recoil. Yeah it's been a long time since I played CS but as I remember, it is nothing like Tarkov's gun recoil. Tarkov's guns practically climb to the ceiling in recoil, not so for (what I remember) CS.
Granted guns like the Vector or MP5SD have less recoil in Tarkov but in general I think the recoil is pretty pronounced.
@@clamum it's the fact that you can learn the recoil in CS vs EFT
@@clamum It's just not the same thing, randomized recoil vs a clear pattern, which Pestily, out of all people, said it was the same thing, then got very confused when chat started explaining his dumb ass.
Beautiful, another masterpiece
U havent even finished it
@@oscar-cj2rv been watching it for 53 minutes
nice dog
@@wreckedwren620 thanks
That was not a good day for Poobles.
Everyone other than him gets a shoutout, he gets into a blowout with Omid and he's shackled to Sam for most of the stream.
Still got that Hollydillnick though.
It’s a crime to not include angry Pestili clips
are there any?
Their was clips of it on his stream but he deleted them. He streams so much I couldn't tell you were to find it now
Yh I saw pest he was rly being a bitch
@@WCamden he always takes him self to seriously idk thats why i cant really watch him. his good at clicking head but always acts like everything is life or death
@@tsundokus yeah he can be a bit of a piss baby. He takes tarkov and st reaming as if it's life or death. it's honestly just impossible to watch.
1:16:30 that menacing grin on sams face when everything starts falling apart
Oh man, what a shit show 🤣🤣🤣
some people just wanna see the world burn
You may be the realest human being to stream on twitch yet the few times you stream has caused chaos for just having fun it blows my mind
A pair of wearable broken glasses called the generals
Description would be " general sams famous rat glasses have carried him through many battles. Surpisingly they are broken and worth nothing"
and when you wear them there is cracks on your screen like a broken face shield
*Unsurprisingly
The sequel to the beloved "13 hours a slave" has finally come out.
I love the shining star on his headphones, a beacon of hope.
sams gonna keep having children till he gets a male heir smh.
Brother in law worked in farming. He knew a farmer that had like 5 daughters. The farmer told him "I'll fill that backyard up with girls until I get a boy" haha
heir to the rat throne
wtf is with these bots there are so many in this comment section
@@wzrdfrskn832 what bots?
this editing is so good we never even saw the deep web assassin that BSG hired to sit and make sure Sam held up om streaming tarkov
That or they went premium on the assassin.
That moment at 5:09 is lowkey so goddamn wholesome, I love it.
His second monitor is a map, this is the way of the ratkin. Respect, brother
Isnt that just how you play the game?
@@plaguedoctor4411 chads think about where they can get the most kills and home in on that area like a dove. Ie. dorms
@@plaguedoctor4411 not if you have 1 monitor
@@DaSourOrangephone screen
Your content approach is like a step back into youtube glory days. such a breath of fresh air.
1:45 Watching this while pestily does a 50 day stream Is hilarious
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. You and Aqua have me rolling. “When you say consume, what does it mean?”
Came out of my tomb to watch Aqua getting one tapped almost every raid
27:00 this hits a lot closer to home after the completionist scandal
As a DoorDash Driver I can definitely confirm I put my finger in Sam's food. Just Sam's.
“Discord moderator with access to underage females”
Translation.... callmecarson
@@personal8795 not a similarity
@@blufoot-wi8zu I mean all you have to do is change “discord moderator” to “shitty youtuber” and it’s accurate
so all of em?
@@notliterallyme naw he was a good RUclipsr just bad person
I find myself rewatching this to relive the amount of rage pesk had when we kept saying you where on
The whole Pestily incident just showed us who couldn’t handle Sam’s fuckery
Thought it was pretty clear he was just messing around, idk it seemed like an overreaction on pesty’s end
pretty virgin behavior from pestily, kinda enforcing the pussy streamer stereotype
@@papachefe yeah he is. This guy went to combat (most likely) but cannot handle being called bald or getting trolled
@ pestily never saw combat.
@ Yeah he mentions only deploying on training missions to Thailand or something, never saw combat.
You know sams proud of his video of destroying loot lord when he’s had it in 3 recent videos
Sam: *Misses every shot*
Also sam: 'HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO HIT HIM'!
Hope the new baby is well!!!
Its sam, he propably already stole another one to replace the one he lost
@@babapeldiacono8523 this made my day
YES YES the small haired man uploads again
Please never stop making videos with poob and om1d
I almost spit my coffee out to “I heard someone tip toe in there Jordan’s”
that lvndmark puppy story at 48:00 has me in fucking TEARS holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard in months.
24:04
"You ever seen that painting of Saturn devouring his children?"
"Uh huh...😰"
"It's gonna be like that." 😂
Impressive how well he hides his ADHD and schizophrenia, at least until aim is needed.
shoutouts to Jippy! you and Leon are super talented. love the beats in this one. i'm from Freo and discovered who you are by complete accident through mutual friends after having watched Sam for ages and always having liked the music.
"If pestily had any dedication to the fans, he would do more than a 48 hour stream" haha oh sam the subathon always wins
Being a fresh college dropout who just got an amazing job at a factory, and thinking about investing for retirement, the finance PSA was immensely useful
Good luck man. Just remember, everything is expensive as all hell right now
This video is a masterpiece, not even Martin Scorsese at the height of his career could cook up such an intriguing narrative, filled with betrayal, schemes, death and the ending of friendships.
Good job, try not to kill the new kid👍
its already dead...spoiler tags next time.
Even Pestily is not off grounds for Sam’s goal of topping Aqua
RIP. I love Pest but it's sad he can't take a joke. He's so high up with his viewers etc, don't understand why he get's pissed by someone below messing a bit
@@H4FF yeah I'm sort of in the middle. Personally I don't line friends who are assholes as their personalities but this was more of a viewer problem than a streamer problem. Pestily definitely didn't handle this like he should though.
@@H4FF No, it’s totally Pisstitty being a baby. He could’ve just turned on follower only chat or whatever, instead of being a baby and breaking TOS byurging people to mass report Sam.
@@H4FF so its fine for pestilly to send his viewers to report sam but its not okay for Sam to make a joke that if you literally watched 30 seconds after he said it that he was joking. pestilly needs to take a joke and actually stop taking everything so literally. the fact that he took something GENERAL SAM YES THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RAT PLAYSTYLE said makes pestilly a joke himself.
@@H4FF naw the problem is y’all actually caring. Men acting like chicks over here
@@clownworld4655 how da fuq did a clown just spit more facts then anybody else. TBH i think the gaming culture is suffering from this problem, nobody can take a joke and noone can move the fuq on now a days
When they quoted Pestily saying "If he's still egging them on he can get fucked." I could totally imagine him saying that lmao
Today on Top kov a rat pretends to be a chad, Sam laughs at his father and an italian man gets angry
I feel like I'm in a discord call a year ago when I was learning Tarkov
“I told them no....they told me yes...with a gun”
This was a trainwreck to watch live, thanks for the 8ish hours i spent watching
that, "theres gotta be people that do charity streams that steal the money" quote at 27:08 has aged well
Was literally watching the 13 hours a slave when this dropped
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16:28 is advice every new player needs to hear. I'm not new, only a couple wipes in, and I needed to hear that shit haha.
General Sam Bro, Im Drunk AF but, man you are one of the realist dudes on here man. I hope you never change. I love that you say what you want when you want and you are funny as hell. Thanks for brining great content thats refreshingly real.
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“Just cuz my ancestors were all LITERALLY Satan”
especially the jewish side. eugh
@@aidandevlin7605 noice
@@aidandevlin7605 I think he meant only the Jewish side.
@@aidandevlin7605 thats what hes reffering to.
@@aidandevlin7605 Das Rite!!!
I love how he talks about his daughter, completely different general to the one I served under, but I still love him.
Possibly one of my favorite videos on RUclips. The connections, betrayal, plot, and vengeance =O
That financial psa meant alot to me sam thank you for being a good influence
I’m genuinely intrigued by how upset Pestily was, we need to know more.
Same, doesn't sound like pestily to tell his viewers to go report Sam.
It happened and he did. I was watching both streams at this time. He was pissed as fuuuuuuuk
@@drewbienewbie03xx81 anywhere I can watch a clip?
@@reyalskrad1 tbh im not sure. I was on there watching during drops and didn't have twitch b4 that.
@@reyalskrad1 pestily even sent him some uncle ben style email. "With great power comes great responsibility" type shit.
its a feature i call it "Gamer Dent" it helps holding on to your headset when raging
I cant wait for 9 1/2 hours a slave, the prequel to the sequel's sequel
YO WE GOT 12 HOURS THIS TIME AAAYY