13 Hours A Slave

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @captainniceguy1562
    @captainniceguy1562 4 года назад +9196

    i watched the whole 13 hours of Sam live after the 9 hour mark Sams mental state begins to decline, it was like watching your grandfather slowly lose his mind to Alzheimer's but in 13 hours

    • @donatter1042
      @donatter1042 4 года назад +192

      Sounds funny

    • @AcherontiaStyx
      @AcherontiaStyx 4 года назад +231

      It's like listening to Everywhere at the End of Time but with more forehead

    • @moonen1709
      @moonen1709 4 года назад +39

      someone else Jesus fucking Christ that album

    • @bodywithoutorgans172
      @bodywithoutorgans172 4 года назад +24

      @@AcherontiaStyx oh FUCK I forgot about that album...

    • @kollu8896
      @kollu8896 4 года назад +4

      andrew bayse no one cares

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +1778

    Tarkov Devs: “A man chooses. A slave obeys.”
    Power-bottom Sam: *racks AK with malicious intent

    • @briant216
      @briant216 4 года назад +39

      Tarkov Devs "Now would you kindly stream for drops?"

    • @crazako
      @crazako 4 года назад +17

      Sam: *grabs golf club*

    • @xS1leNtRapt0rZ
      @xS1leNtRapt0rZ 4 года назад

      @@briant216 fuk

    • @fatweeb7471
      @fatweeb7471 4 года назад +3

      If Nikita told Sam to bark he would be howling all day

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 4 года назад +5142

    I love that Sam incessantly roasts whoever's with him, and if nobody's with him, he roasts the only person left: Himself.

    • @peacegawd5192
      @peacegawd5192 4 года назад +84

      Anbody can get it. I love it.

    • @fookinkoont
      @fookinkoont 4 года назад +54

      When you can roast yourself fr, everythings fair game.
      Its the op strat plz dont nerf

    • @steelcider-9508
      @steelcider-9508 4 года назад +23

      I thought you only commented on forgotten weapons vids lol

    • @Peadeymclovin
      @Peadeymclovin 4 года назад +5

      Or his wife

    • @PGTRegard
      @PGTRegard 4 года назад +13

      Shouldn't you be over at Forgotten Weapons? Finding you on random videos makes my day.

  • @YUKILOID39
    @YUKILOID39 3 года назад +503

    "You're flipping burgers, you're the one that needs the charity" is one of the realest thing's i've heard

    • @poptart4098
      @poptart4098 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was like" Damn....."

  • @MrCreeperKicker
    @MrCreeperKicker 4 года назад +992

    Me: "I wonder how quickly Sam is gonna say Hitler this video."
    22 seconds later...

    • @TheNutellarulz
      @TheNutellarulz 4 года назад +48

      He's already got the Hitler combover going on

    • @cirkleobserver3217
      @cirkleobserver3217 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I don’t know what the fat tard is thinking, save the uncle H drop for the 3 min mark or something. If you do it right away the algo will definitely notice.

    • @LarryPoopinz
      @LarryPoopinz 4 года назад +11

      As he said, "you know who else got the most votes too?" I immediately thought the answer, "Hitler" and boom.

    • @w90213kjfdjn
      @w90213kjfdjn 4 года назад +1

      @A X O L O T L the implications are more important

    • @redmiller3567
      @redmiller3567 4 года назад +2

      His got a point his their uniforms tbh

  • @AdamSandlerAttackCrab1337
    @AdamSandlerAttackCrab1337 4 года назад +2757

    I’m afraid FOR Sam, the tarkov devs will make him a streamer for the promise of cornflakes and rubles

    • @WhyGodby
      @WhyGodby 4 года назад +17

      This

    • @trevorjaster4072
      @trevorjaster4072 4 года назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @sgt.eclair
      @sgt.eclair 4 года назад +52

      I'm just imagining sam chained to a basement wall, and when Nikitia throws him a handful of cornflakes and roubles, sam just scurries around on the floor trying to eat them as fast as possible

    • @bboy_noiz9572
      @bboy_noiz9572 4 года назад +2

      Filthy rat

    • @aaronweinbach3917
      @aaronweinbach3917 4 года назад +2

      General sam the movie

  • @jakewb2316
    @jakewb2316 4 года назад +2891

    Can I just say, Sam is legitimately one of the best entertainers? He's so on point.

    • @batteryman3393
      @batteryman3393 4 года назад +21

      Fr fr keep it 💯

    • @prod_yasha
      @prod_yasha 4 года назад +72

      Yeah a literal gem on RUclips i can’t see myself genuinely watching a straight hour of someone and that entire hour being entertaining EXCEPT for sam and coryxkenshin best youtubers on this site in my opinion

    • @chrismcswain6200
      @chrismcswain6200 4 года назад +1

      Golden Boy

    • @gouda7288
      @gouda7288 4 года назад +20

      over an hour of video thats just as funny as the other more edited ones

    • @logandunbar2748
      @logandunbar2748 4 года назад +1

      fact

  • @toddhoward1498
    @toddhoward1498 4 года назад +2270

    I’m rewatching after Sam said this was his best video
    Pretty epic ngl

  • @jobilobby7884
    @jobilobby7884 4 года назад +890

    General sam is the only RUclipsr I know that can consistently make me laugh.

  • @RecklessXIII
    @RecklessXIII 4 года назад +248

    Sam playing Tarkov and bestowing rat knowledge is like that scene from Ratatouille where Remy is teaching 100s of other rats how to cook.

  • @thedankgunslinger8948
    @thedankgunslinger8948 4 года назад +5065

    Aqua could be Sam's life long best friend, a brother even. And Sam would still stab him in the back for a McDonald's Sprite.

    • @iwanttodie7199
      @iwanttodie7199 4 года назад +137

      Or you know for a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich

    • @ouro4279
      @ouro4279 4 года назад +67

      MM sit in bush outside mcdonalds, see Aqua walk out of a burning building with a sprite, *Snickers like a rat then shoots in back* AND THE RAT STRIKES AGAIN

    • @michaelvaldez5098
      @michaelvaldez5098 4 года назад +3

      Or for ze diet soda

    • @wilhelmrosenblad806
      @wilhelmrosenblad806 4 года назад +1

      keep it at 666 likes

    • @DJ_LilPaycheck
      @DJ_LilPaycheck 4 года назад +5

      You spelled free cup of water wrong lol jk

  • @Antonleavesacomment
    @Antonleavesacomment 4 года назад +1807

    You guys realise sam said that this was his favourite video because it has the most ads

    • @richardhunter3441
      @richardhunter3441 4 года назад +156

      Jew

    • @slomnim
      @slomnim 4 года назад +180

      Classic rat

    • @notliterallyme
      @notliterallyme 4 года назад +55

      I don’t think sam cares about that, his over an hour long dark souls 3 video had a bunch of ads from youtube he decided to take off

    • @Rem694u2
      @Rem694u2 4 года назад +25

      Nah, it is some of his best work by far. lol

    • @beansoupboyboy7610
      @beansoupboyboy7610 4 года назад

      fair enough

  • @skilledasassinboy
    @skilledasassinboy 4 года назад +285

    I was 12 minutes in and thought the video was about to end. Realized that this video is over an hour long. Was immediately elated that we got over an hour of quality general Sam content.

    • @humbleguardsman5578
      @humbleguardsman5578 4 года назад +11

      All I have ever wanted was more than 30 minutes of Sam. And here we have not just 45 not even just an hour. A whole Damn one hour and thirty minutes. I can die peacefully now.

    • @viper7k
      @viper7k 4 года назад +2

      fuckin same bro, i thought id catch a 12m sam vid before bed, then i realized it was an hour+ long.

    • @adamkaneshiro
      @adamkaneshiro 4 года назад

      But how many times did you nut? Honest

    • @SweetandFitting
      @SweetandFitting 4 года назад

      I watched the firat hour or so of the stream. Editing makes a big difference.

    • @humbleguardsman5578
      @humbleguardsman5578 4 года назад

      @@adamkaneshiro bro when he did that asmr with the can I fucking filled a cup

  • @skeeeler
    @skeeeler 4 года назад +846

    When Sam's wife said she didn't bring him any cream, that was the look of someone thinking about divorce papers

    • @WikkFuny
      @WikkFuny 4 года назад +4

      skeeeler time stamp?

    • @ppouloux
      @ppouloux 4 года назад +10

      @@WikkFuny 1:19:08

    • @TheSunwalk1988
      @TheSunwalk1988 4 года назад +1

      "anything" not cream lel n4p l2p

  • @jacobbaker9389
    @jacobbaker9389 4 года назад +492

    Sam: "I've never said or done anything that makes me unelectable"
    Also Sam: " I would love to see a convicted rapist in the Oval Office"

    • @TyPhenirW0LF
      @TyPhenirW0LF 4 года назад +22

      What... Again?

    • @omnituber236
      @omnituber236 4 года назад +55

      When he says that, it's really just self-promotion as a part of his presidential campaign.

    • @UmmaLlama
      @UmmaLlama 4 года назад +11

      Also also Sam: "If I'm going be accused of Paedophoelia I wanna have at least done it."

  • @RedMenace0
    @RedMenace0 4 года назад +863

    Sam and Aqua aren't a married couple, they're a divorced couple but still live in the same house for the kids.

    • @RedMenace0
      @RedMenace0 4 года назад +19

      Kids being viewers.

    • @Rileylego-fq6wc
      @Rileylego-fq6wc 3 года назад +9

      @@RedMenace0 i thought the kids were poob and bryan

    • @RedMenace0
      @RedMenace0 3 года назад +29

      @@Rileylego-fq6wc theyre the gay neighbors

    • @yepepepep590
      @yepepepep590 3 года назад +1

      @@RedMenace0 if they’re the gay neighbors, is aqua or Sam the girl

    • @llab3903
      @llab3903 3 года назад +12

      @@yepepepep590 they switch

  • @tame5829
    @tame5829 4 года назад +905

    That 1st PSA was the best advice I've ever received I will cherish that info father sam

    • @outka5tz
      @outka5tz 4 года назад +4

      Which one? Lol

    • @jamesdunn6326
      @jamesdunn6326 4 года назад +11

      @@outka5tz 5$ tip

    • @outka5tz
      @outka5tz 4 года назад +6

      @@jamesdunn6326 stealth edit makin my comment look bad. 😂

    • @jailoutafreecard4414
      @jailoutafreecard4414 4 года назад +17

      The secret to surviving a recession is to get a job that never stops rolling. Guns are a great example.

    • @100GamesofDeath
      @100GamesofDeath 4 года назад +32

      Im a burger flipper. Although i only donate like 2$ or whatever to vets if i can thats no the point. Legit had a horrible night battling not downing a bunch of comet. Was really weird having sam say that it actually helped. If you see this sam know you helped a 22 year old burger flipper for atleast one more night. Call it cringe all you want but thanks sam

  • @AHoardyBoi
    @AHoardyBoi 4 года назад +264

    This was arguably one of the best streams that I watched this year.

    • @greed7282
      @greed7282 4 года назад

      Should I watch this video or watch the full stream?

    • @abdullahshahbaz4745
      @abdullahshahbaz4745 4 года назад +7

      @@greed7282 flip a coin

    • @titoaldunate
      @titoaldunate 4 года назад +3

      8 ball it

    • @LSPD1909
      @LSPD1909 4 года назад

      @@titoaldunate play pool to decide the winner.

  • @totallynotadolf5465
    @totallynotadolf5465 4 года назад +2211

    when sam says "ya know", thats how you know something funny is about to come up

    • @ljrobles7597
      @ljrobles7597 4 года назад +40

      Norm macdonald type beat

    • @demongustavditters7150
      @demongustavditters7150 4 года назад +3

      What is an Italian slap?

    • @dylanzmighty
      @dylanzmighty 4 года назад +5

      @@demongustavditters7150 meaty pole to the face

    • @alison4786
      @alison4786 4 года назад +9

      When you click on one of Sam’s videos you know something really damn funny is about to go down lmao

    • @lilwhiteboy7572
      @lilwhiteboy7572 4 года назад

      @@ljrobles7597 adid

  • @wulfske
    @wulfske 4 года назад +477

    Timestamps:
    1:22: Stream Starts
    39:57: Aqua shows up (after taking time off of his busy schedule of beating homeless people)
    1:05:33: Poob appears
    1:10:53: Aqua goes back to beating hobos

    • @kriffapher
      @kriffapher 3 года назад +17

      @@thedude6710 such a kind soul 🥺💕💕

    • @jordanmccabe3848
      @jordanmccabe3848 3 года назад +4

      Thanks for this since sam to fuckin busy and lazy rasing a family and living a better life than me fuck sam

    • @ChrisRitty
      @ChrisRitty 3 года назад +4

      @@thedude6710 why not both

    • @dolphinopoly1012
      @dolphinopoly1012 3 года назад +1

      You missed the coomstain

    • @treasureboxofmemes9299
      @treasureboxofmemes9299 2 года назад

      @@thedude6710 Correction: Correction: He sucks off hobo's. (Use's Teeth) *I'm one of the hobo's*

  • @2ARM2
    @2ARM2 4 года назад +651

    Literally like 2 minutes in "OH YEAH"

  • @LemonWalrus546
    @LemonWalrus546 4 года назад +855

    'Your secret admirer has a suprise planned for you'
    "I hope its like an alleyway stabbing or something like that"

    • @sol9057
      @sol9057 4 года назад +18

      A *back* alleyway. Sam would never stoop so low to get stabbed in a normal alleyway

    • @LemonWalrus546
      @LemonWalrus546 4 года назад +2

      @Arrow Head *tries to make meme of a meme*
      *gets 0 likes* lol

    • @musiconly4845
      @musiconly4845 4 года назад

      I lold

    • @IckbobTheAwesome
      @IckbobTheAwesome 3 года назад

      Wow he said that in the video, amazing!!!!!111

  • @richc.4144
    @richc.4144 4 года назад +1159

    "There is a recession around the corner" man only speaks truth.

    • @ebowden1168
      @ebowden1168 4 года назад +11

      I mean technically we havent hit a recession yet, and we may avoid it depending on how the stock market does this quarter

    • @jacobsuper6227
      @jacobsuper6227 4 года назад +24

      ebowden we’re currently in a recession. The gdp has dropped for 2 quarters.

    • @ebowden1168
      @ebowden1168 4 года назад +4

      Jacob Super how would that be possible if we haven’t gone through two financial quarters yet

    • @jacobsuper6227
      @jacobsuper6227 4 года назад +6

      ebowden yes we have

    • @jacobsuper6227
      @jacobsuper6227 4 года назад

      ebowden look at the data from the BEA

  • @swyft1872
    @swyft1872 4 года назад +223

    23:13 Miyamoto Musashi was a supposed honorable man who won many duels. In reality he did shit like arriving late to a duel, angering his opponent, and using the rising sun behind him to blind his opponent... Musashi is a rat, and Sam is the new Musashi

    • @fv7594
      @fv7594 3 года назад +12

      Sounds to me that he was pretty smart guy

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 2 года назад +29

      Musashi sounds like he would tie your shoelaces from both shoes and place banana peels in comically dangerous places

    • @MangoMan139
      @MangoMan139 6 месяцев назад

      So he fought smartly

  • @blackloud3066
    @blackloud3066 4 года назад +160

    The fact Sam is probably the only RUclipsr who has told anyone to save their money rn is kinda sad

    • @datguyquincy
      @datguyquincy 4 года назад

      Definitely

    • @crissik8366
      @crissik8366 4 года назад +1

      Rossboomsocks from league too, good guy

    • @deadxeyexcole4877
      @deadxeyexcole4877 4 года назад

      JFJ

    • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
      @firstnamelastname-oy7es 4 года назад +1

      He's just tricking people because he's a rat
      Use your worthless money to buy precious gold. Then when the federal reserve and other world banks flood the market with new money to fund the Covid crisis responses, you'll have made a smart investment.

    • @Crusader143d
      @Crusader143d 4 года назад

      $PLTR 🚀🚀🚀

  • @roganchapman5700
    @roganchapman5700 4 года назад +125

    Legendary stream, my favourite part was having it at 160p, muted and minimized while I did something else and profited from the drops, love you Sam

  • @stinkmonger
    @stinkmonger 4 года назад +370

    I genuinely feared for abby's life when sam looked over at her after she said she didn't get him a choco taco

  • @Yackattack22
    @Yackattack22 4 года назад +106

    9:20 when Sam talks about the Nazi uniforms, and he realizes that they’re not on the same page, Sam the intelligent human being he is realizes that he’s not getting the reaction he wanted. So then Sam instantly switches it to something that he knows is less bad to save the awkwardness for the rest of the podcast. This shit is hilarious and you can tell from a mile away that Sam can realize this isn’t going well

  • @Ren4issance
    @Ren4issance 4 года назад +165

    Awaiting the Kenshi episode where you turn the lord Phoenix into your own personal darth vader, to your rat king emperor palpatine.

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 года назад +15

      Nah, the Tarkov devs and fans got him by the balls. He’ll even admit it, but he’s got that cynic charm, so you just brush it off

  • @LiMCRiMZ
    @LiMCRiMZ 4 года назад +400

    Sam: put your money in your pocket, there is a recession coming
    Sam's stream donation notification:
    [idiot username] just wasted $5 LMAO

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 года назад +6

      some guy named ogbongrippz is definitely gonna get pissed cuz of this

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater 4 года назад +19

      @Josh Burton We haven't even seen the worst of it yet.

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ 4 года назад

      Haha check it out I started some shit by loosely quoting somebody that knew it would start some shit lmao

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ 4 года назад

      @@ewwpoorpeople5684 the closest thing we have so far is a Josh and I can't even say he's pissed lol

  • @YR7A
    @YR7A 4 года назад +346

    "he's a mixer guy now"
    so about that.....

  • @vitriolicAmaranth
    @vitriolicAmaranth 4 года назад +85

    I was living in Tallahassee again for most of 2020 and every day I was terrified I'd be exposed to General Sam in real life. It really took the edge off of the COVID panic.

  • @VelveteenVermilion
    @VelveteenVermilion 4 года назад +1041

    Jesus that look on his face when his wife says she didn’t get him anything, I thought he was about to demonstrate just how hefty those mics he’s always advertising.

    • @shypup5675
      @shypup5675 4 года назад +96

      Loved that bit lmao, when he just turns and give her this "bitch what?!" look I lost my mind giggling

    • @jolonghthong
      @jolonghthong 4 года назад +8

      Time?

    • @simonyung5448
      @simonyung5448 4 года назад +26

      Shawn McHugh Stock about 1:19:11

    • @jolonghthong
      @jolonghthong 4 года назад +1

      Simon P thxxxxxxxxxxx

    • @kieranmilner1295
      @kieranmilner1295 4 года назад +26

      thought he was gonna do a gamer move and put abby in her place

  • @zachwilliamson2390
    @zachwilliamson2390 4 года назад +280

    When Sam laughs all I think is “It ain’t easy being wheezy”

  • @D34doneTTV
    @D34doneTTV 4 года назад +560

    Lmao, “I didn’t wanna crawl around begging for bits on twitch”
    Confirmed as his second sentence on stream was “can you guys stop subbing?”
    Lmfaoooo

  • @CimmanonK
    @CimmanonK Год назад +20

    Hearing the "it's a magazine not a clip" line knowing this was Much earlier than the short Charlie drama is very funny to hear. Love coming back to these older videos of Sam with these little nuggets. Glad he still streams

  • @LBURN231
    @LBURN231 4 года назад +191

    The title has gained my attention

  • @TheBreezeShoot
    @TheBreezeShoot 4 года назад +211

    Aqua might be the most awkward human being ever when confronted with anything mildly controversial.

    • @____-ju6mx
      @____-ju6mx 4 года назад +48

      guys a horrible racist from what i've heard

    • @insidiousmarine2871
      @insidiousmarine2871 4 года назад +44

      Professor Shibe this isn’t anything racist about him but he said he wanted the homeless to be euthanized

    • @ricomotions5416
      @ricomotions5416 4 года назад +12

      @@insidiousmarine2871 ooh thats a normal friday for sam

    • @johannisguardian529
      @johannisguardian529 4 года назад +1

      @@____-ju6mx Joke, isnt it?

    • @michaelz.3993
      @michaelz.3993 4 года назад +14

      Yeah it was pretty weird when he talked about how disabled children should be euthanized

  • @pelicanpelican2055
    @pelicanpelican2055 4 года назад +301

    “he’s a mixer guy now”..

  • @carter3568
    @carter3568 2 года назад +30

    The amount of willpower it takes to be in a relationship with Sam, Abby not only deserves my respect but she deserves the Green Lantern ring.

    • @madmannn9576
      @madmannn9576 2 года назад

      Plus Thors hammer

    • @AMnotQ
      @AMnotQ 2 года назад

      And a Purple Heart.

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 Год назад +1

      @@AMnotQ The purple heart will go great with the purple marks around her eyes from her "disagreements" with Sam!

  • @jorruskurren9408
    @jorruskurren9408 4 года назад +52

    That PSA is straight facts. Worked for a charity org for all of 2019. Lost 20K doing that, then the world fell apart. Fbm

  • @ghost9282
    @ghost9282 4 года назад +99

    "Steal from the rich and kill the poor." ~General Sam Circa 2020. (my favorite quote from General Sam)

  • @marsal2000
    @marsal2000 4 года назад +199

    hit or miss girl is actually a girl, the trap thing was a meme, memed on so hard she had to specify her profile thats shes female
    gold comment: "never thought i'd accidentally remain straight"
    top kek

    • @iphgfqweio
      @iphgfqweio 4 года назад

      Ok, simp

    • @monneyman8848
      @monneyman8848 4 года назад +7

      @@iphgfqweio he's just stating a fact

    • @ConradFiat
      @ConradFiat 4 года назад +3

      Even then, How is that transphobic anyhow. Dudes can dress in girls clothes. Nothing wrong with that, Ammirite.

    • @sometimeslol5578
      @sometimeslol5578 4 года назад

      @Papa Shanghoe cringe statement cringe statement

    • @WorldsWorstGarage
      @WorldsWorstGarage 4 года назад

      Ryan Klee no

  • @i_big_dorrk4749
    @i_big_dorrk4749 2 года назад +101

    Love how Sam “predicted” the recession

    • @iditchedmytruckinunity2395
      @iditchedmytruckinunity2395 2 года назад

      Came looking for this comment

    • @JeronimoStilton14
      @JeronimoStilton14 2 года назад +7

      Was anyone actually caught unaware by it lol

    • @powderedwater4742
      @powderedwater4742 2 года назад +11

      No its okay the senile old guy in charge changed the definition of a recession so we're actually fine guys we're not in a recession rn

    • @alfatejpblind6498
      @alfatejpblind6498 Год назад +4

      Ahh I love monopoly capital. Its actually amazing to me that they have managed to convince people that it is Russia’s fault that prices are rising (other than gas and heating in Europe)

  • @georgepeterthony9011
    @georgepeterthony9011 4 года назад +67

    This Format is Gold. It's a shame that your never streaming again.

  • @K11NNGG
    @K11NNGG 4 года назад +1127

    Sam: "you're around 20 years old"
    Me, a 20 year old: *sweats nervously*
    Edit: holy Jesus thanks for the likes

    • @thatonegoblin7051
      @thatonegoblin7051 4 года назад +63

      If y'aint sweating while watching Sam u aint a real fan.

    • @seb9995
      @seb9995 4 года назад +30

      Imagine not waking up screaming drenched in sweat after having fever dreams of sam's manmeat

    • @dakotarhodes2902
      @dakotarhodes2902 4 года назад +6

      seb9995 please seek help. some of the strongest minds have been destroyed by the horny.

    • @taxmanmsu6436
      @taxmanmsu6436 4 года назад +7

      Me, a 35 year old: *frown*

    • @Maximus2563
      @Maximus2563 4 года назад

      one more year

  • @PlayerCarter.
    @PlayerCarter. 4 года назад +70

    That Clarke story telling was a masterpiece of improv

    • @FartHuffer
      @FartHuffer 4 года назад

      Who said it was improv

  • @RudyTheNinja
    @RudyTheNinja 2 года назад +7

    1:07:37 That _"What is wrong with you??"_ was so genuine you could almost hear the words "Seek help" from it x'D

  • @camwhalen5306
    @camwhalen5306 4 года назад +281

    Does anyone else hear the reserve alarm after a long tarkov session , when you're trying to sleep.

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 года назад +79

    2012: "Wow! Wouldn't it be cool to make money online while doing what you love?"
    2020: *"I will now undo ONE button because you payed my utility bill"*

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 4 года назад +70

    I've never been so happy to stare at the same page for an hour and a half
    and you KNOW it's gonna be a good round of Tarkov when Papa Sam downs 4 Valium two raids in

  • @killerxXtacoXx
    @killerxXtacoXx 4 года назад +13

    Honestly Sam, Thanks for being a motivation in my life. So many of your speeches and ending lines are actually hugely inspirational to me. I'm not flipping burgers right now, pretty close but not yet.

  • @craigharrison5406
    @craigharrison5406 4 года назад +41

    "half the stream was spent bullying aqua the other half was spent organizing my stash." Funny and true.

  • @wazal1281
    @wazal1281 4 года назад +381

    Me: Not paying attention
    Sam: Hey pay attention
    Me:* looks up at my computer* "Sorry"
    School teaches you some great habits

  • @Hachiae
    @Hachiae 4 года назад +250

    5:00
    fun fact "silencer" is in the original patent, so tell em to suck it

    • @YouGoFlu
      @YouGoFlu 4 года назад +24

      @Cpt Dinosaur in sub sonic ammo it will. Plus in the definition the names are synonymous.

    • @reckyourself6948
      @reckyourself6948 4 года назад +25

      @Cpt Dinosaur It makes it a fuck ton quieter than normal.

    • @MUJUNKY
      @MUJUNKY 4 года назад +11

      yeah the maxim silencer. to think they used to cost the equivalent of 100-200 bucks today with no BS tax stamps.

    • @MrRaja
      @MrRaja 4 года назад +22

      Ok time to call it a Quieter.

    • @bigbalticbox
      @bigbalticbox 4 года назад +14

      @@MrRaja "Hey bro, pass me that Quieter."
      "The WHAT!?"
      "The Quieter, bro."

  • @vexcine
    @vexcine 3 года назад +12

    I'm new to EFT and being the ultra gamer I refuse to look at actual guides or extraction points.
    Loads into Reserves and runs into an apartment by a helicopter. Got 2 bars of soap, a screwdriver, and some croutons. Heard a door open (idk if I did or not) and 3 footsteps. Sat there for about 10 minutes looking at a doorway. Never heard anymore footsteps or doors or gunshots. I eventually found my way out and followed the perimeter fence until reaching a huge grassland opening. "Oh this must be an extraction zone"- stepped on 2 seperate landmines before realizing the death screen before me was an outcome to my misadventure.
    Lesson learned: never pick up anything more than a box of ammo unless I wish promptly and immediately die via heart attack by anxiety from the wind blowing a little bit faster than usual

  • @LawsonLindseyFishing
    @LawsonLindseyFishing 4 года назад +299

    Sammy bout to hit a millllllll

    • @lunaseur327
      @lunaseur327 4 года назад +2

      For real

    • @kappu9418
      @kappu9418 4 года назад +1

      @@lunaseur327 no.

    • @PunchThePillow
      @PunchThePillow 4 года назад +12

      Quick everyone unsub

    • @mikesantiago8536
      @mikesantiago8536 4 года назад +2

      lawson stfu

    • @DungeonJoint
      @DungeonJoint 4 года назад +3

      Cant wait been here for almost 5 years since he was at like 30k. such a nice thing to see my favorite boy almost a 1 million.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +326

    Sams friendship to Aqua is akin to Hitler’s relationship to Mussolini. Aqua will be doing Chad stuff, and you know Sam would turn on him for a pack of croutons.

  • @thewaffler43
    @thewaffler43 4 года назад +92

    "They wore cool outfits" 10/10 this is gonna get demonetized.

  • @strannyisyn
    @strannyisyn Месяц назад +9

    32:08 oh sam, if only you knew what you wrought upon us

  • @cruzer6571
    @cruzer6571 4 года назад +87

    Rewatching this in lack of good tarkov content. Literally the ONLY stream were I stayed for more than an hour.

    • @TheeHistoryTeacher
      @TheeHistoryTeacher 4 года назад +1

      Agreed. Most of it is people saying they knkow the best way to play with 200,000 rubs

  • @kodathebodybuilder
    @kodathebodybuilder 4 года назад +44

    This better boost him to 1mil I swear I've been waiting long enough you deserve 10mil sammy boi

  • @danielkjm
    @danielkjm 4 года назад +38

    *One of the Few RUclipsrs that actualy care abouth their content and does it perfectly*

  • @Dirty-Heretic
    @Dirty-Heretic 2 месяца назад +11

    32:09 This aged like fine wine

  • @E1ev1n
    @E1ev1n 4 года назад +72

    The best part of the stream was how often he ignored the donos. Like the whole stream he never said a single one it was god tier. He clearly hates the donating simps.

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  4 года назад +89

      I told people not to donate or sub it was a one time thing man lol

    • @nw4529
      @nw4529 4 года назад +1

      General Sam Would you like to consume 3 of my beans? Only 3 no more, if you consume more than 3 they’ll know....

    • @jefficus_9351
      @jefficus_9351 4 года назад +13

      @@GeneralSam i ffucking hate streamers spend more time responding to donors than playing the fucking game im here to watch.

    • @MemeMan_MEMESQUAD
      @MemeMan_MEMESQUAD 4 года назад

      @@jefficus_9351 why I don't watch twitch

    • @Maverekt
      @Maverekt 4 года назад

      Jefficus_ I gotta say, amen

  • @bennybadenny6112
    @bennybadenny6112 4 года назад +45

    I’m not going to lie I absolutely love Hearing Jippy’s music in the background

    • @auge377
      @auge377 4 года назад +4

      Jippy's music is masterclass dude

    • @marcopg8112
      @marcopg8112 4 года назад

      It fits sams videos so damn well

  • @Hnrypw
    @Hnrypw 4 года назад +160

    Fell asleep half way through, woke up to “aqua smoke some crack to wake up” so I took the advice an now I can’t sleep

    • @putinmahcochin1636
      @putinmahcochin1636 4 года назад +16

      You need to be a responsible adult and do cocaine like the rest of us.

    • @ianwardas5091
      @ianwardas5091 4 года назад

      Crack is coke jus not cut gawd why cant anyone responsibly inform people about the beauty of crack

    • @troubleinbound
      @troubleinbound 4 года назад

      "This can't be good for me, but I feel great!"

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 4 года назад

      It works great for a few hours.

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 4 года назад

      @@ianwardas5091 crack is just coke with baking soda added so it’s smokeable and more potent, gawd.

  • @juiceboxjones3446
    @juiceboxjones3446 Месяц назад +10

    @generalsam 32:09 - It's 2024 and your dream has arrived

    • @pinguin3744
      @pinguin3744 Месяц назад +2

      I was literally looking for this comment after re watching the video lol

  • @bouhnd3231
    @bouhnd3231 4 года назад +84

    6:18 Sam is a legend for this. What a genuine guy, almost makes me wanna kiss him on the lips

  • @MyNameIsHayden
    @MyNameIsHayden 4 года назад +91

    on the stream there was a whole raid of the "oh yeah" also all the PSA's were awesome.

  • @ghostiebaka2809
    @ghostiebaka2809 4 года назад +72

    “Here’s the condensed highlight version that’s still overly wrong” I was legit thought it was 30-40 minutes and then KABLOW actual long video. Thanks Sam do this shit more

  • @bigjiminya1019
    @bigjiminya1019 4 года назад +14

    I like how sam makes his stream a full experience with no downtime, its great. Best streamer dude

  • @safari8721
    @safari8721 4 года назад +34

    A 1 hour and 20 min video? This will either be the highlight of Sam’s career, or the end of it.

  • @graff9461
    @graff9461 4 года назад +18

    "Just cuz its voted as really good doesnt mean that it is. You know who else won popular vote? ah eh Hitler."
    Hook-line- and sinker Sam, you got me once again with the opening.

  • @Davidnorup
    @Davidnorup 4 года назад +93

    I have PTSD, from my time as prison officer .
    And the PTSD joke made me laugh,
    cheers General sam

    • @98HAck
      @98HAck 4 года назад

      Navid Dorup

    • @granteverett4802
      @granteverett4802 4 года назад

      Saqvin Htiernblad

    • @caseysix3183
      @caseysix3183 4 года назад +3

      I have it from contracting work, just take that prazosin before bed and hope for the best brotha

    • @bullshitdepartment
      @bullshitdepartment 4 года назад

      Or don't take drugs and demolish ur fkin health lmao

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 3 года назад +20

    looking back I can feel Norm's influence in Sam's cadence, jokes and delivery.

  • @walkerwilliams1546
    @walkerwilliams1546 4 года назад +84

    Someone went after his Diet Coke and he just calls him out instantly

  • @bmore.b1g_wh1t35
    @bmore.b1g_wh1t35 4 года назад +41

    I love how he doesnt stream for over a year and comes back and gets over 10k viewers.Fuckin legendary.

  • @oliverbass2462
    @oliverbass2462 4 года назад +74

    "13 hours a slav"* come on now Sam

  • @ruffleraveninc3602
    @ruffleraveninc3602 4 года назад +32

    24:28 He just hit the hardest about face heel switch I've ever seen. Looked he was in the fuckin JROTC and he was trying to impress his intimidating drill captain crush.

    • @poppacherry6634
      @poppacherry6634 Месяц назад

      Amazed this is the first comment about it I saw. Needed my comforting screaming goblin so I pulled up an old vid and that turn was fucking crazy, looked so good.

  • @ffffdsd
    @ffffdsd 4 года назад +129

    "He's a mixer guy"
    Yeah....

    • @silamento
      @silamento 4 года назад +6

      flob ll yeah, mixing around in a tub of gold now

  • @notsosaltygaming4561
    @notsosaltygaming4561 4 года назад +54

    When that nazi uniform segment came up I had a swift reminder why Sam is my favorite youtuber
    And yeah those uniforms were pretty baller ngl

  • @fafafagat
    @fafafagat 4 года назад +241

    When he asked "you know who else got the most popular vote?"
    I said 'Hitler' and then took a bite out of my food.
    Sam said Hitler as I ate my food and i almost choked.

    • @PoisonBannana
      @PoisonBannana 4 года назад +9

      Did you know that conquistadors and pilgrims killed more people than Hitler and Stalin combined?

    • @janfungusamon4926
      @janfungusamon4926 4 года назад +13

      @@PoisonBannana yeah but who defends the conquistadors lmao.

    • @ddewcifer
      @ddewcifer 4 года назад +15

      @@PoisonBannana Based, Colonialism was good.

    • @fergusmor5546
      @fergusmor5546 4 года назад +9

      Hitler was based.

    • @brandongerlord6997
      @brandongerlord6997 4 года назад +4

      I C based on what?

  • @G1ng3rG4m1ng
    @G1ng3rG4m1ng 2 месяца назад +12

    31:51 Oh no Sam... Oh.. Oh buddy... 2024 has been CRAZY

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 года назад +130

    Oh, I thought the FPS in Aqua FPS stood for “Fat Person Shooter”

  • @grendel7192
    @grendel7192 4 года назад +104

    6:51 you can hear an “ooh yeahh” in the background 😂

    • @ringadingbingbombulas2432
      @ringadingbingbombulas2432 4 года назад +3

      Dumb guy. I am Spider-Man

    • @Xernorian
      @Xernorian 4 года назад +2

      Thank you for pointing that out 😂

    • @ox3996
      @ox3996 4 года назад +2

      3:05 as well

    • @theFirstAidKit
      @theFirstAidKit 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, that's his sub sound that plays when he gets a new subscriber.

  • @flo-4207
    @flo-4207 4 года назад +68

    Me: Im never gonna watch a 1h20min Video
    Also me 1h20min later: huh
    Jokes aside i really enjoy your content and the editing is perfect.

  • @MonBerry
    @MonBerry Год назад +4

    5:50 "its a magazine not a clip" Pretty much predicted Charlie vs Sneako situation.

  • @franzzz7344
    @franzzz7344 4 года назад +66

    Sam reminds me of that one teacher who says the name of the student who did worst in the class test so that everyone will shame them

    • @rustyshackleford1508
      @rustyshackleford1508 4 года назад +12

      @@bnj9031 watch out, first year psychology major coming through

  • @defnotthekgb8362
    @defnotthekgb8362 4 года назад +80

    All those people complaining about drops, over the whole week i got one m9 with no mag, just an m9 thats it. The battlestate closet man must hate me

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 4 года назад +3

      I got coffee beans. Not found in raid.... damn you nikita you troll

    • @thenergster
      @thenergster 4 года назад +3

      I only got a single smoke grenade. From this entire stream. The entire week. *One singular smoke grenade*

  • @GC_Rallo
    @GC_Rallo 4 года назад +30

    Lol that story in the beginning, I'd be so pissed if I dropped a mill on a key, then went to use said key while playing in a squad, just to have one of my teammates run in ahead of me and grab the loot. I'd seriously tell the whole squad "merry christmas guys, you guys have at it, I'll guard the door!" then when they go in to start looting I'd throw a nade in there and shut the damn door

  • @Flugeo
    @Flugeo 2 года назад +6

    I love rewatching this. Sam is such a well-spoken and charming psychopath. Tarkov is a perfect game for him to realize his malicious inner self

  • @jaytang4954
    @jaytang4954 4 года назад +114

    "you know who else won a popular vote? uuhhh Hitler"
    omg im dying hahahaha

    • @Crusader143d
      @Crusader143d 4 года назад +1

      Misinformation from a POG vet

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 года назад +33

    I thought Sam’s PSA was supposed to be a sponsor or something. Nope, just him teaching people how to Jew correctly.

  • @punkrockvomit7344
    @punkrockvomit7344 4 года назад +16

    I came to this channel from his Kenshi videos and I’ve loved him ever since. He inspired me to be a beta male😌, thank you General Sam.

  • @todd5purlock497
    @todd5purlock497 2 месяца назад +12

    32:22 wow, it happened

  • @willshields-porterfield1294
    @willshields-porterfield1294 4 года назад +22

    This man needs to start selling those flamboyant, figure hiding Hawaiian shirts he wears

  • @SuperfluousMoniker
    @SuperfluousMoniker 4 года назад +87

    Playing Sekiro right now and turned this on for some background noise, first thing I hear is Sam bashing it... OK man

    • @rigby117
      @rigby117 4 года назад +10

      Honestly really surprised he thinks it sucks lol.

    • @Jon_Bjorck
      @Jon_Bjorck 4 года назад +4

      I fucking loved that game

    • @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755
      @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755 4 года назад +12

      Dude I played through bloodborne and all the souls games with the exception of demons souls, with joy, couldnt bring myself to keep playing sekiro, just wasnt that interested in the game tbh

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive 4 года назад +11

      It’s a great furrrst playthrough especially if you haven’t been spoiled on anything of it. It’s replay ability is almost null though unless you’re a completionist. I love the world of sekiro but man does it pale in comparison to the content depth of the rest of Froms games

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 4 года назад +7

      Dark Souls: (Vodka) Hurts like hell but you keep coming back for more and after a while you get used to the pins going down your throat and it becomes a routine thing.
      Bloodborne: (Rum) burns when underestimated and can knock you off your feet if you think you can just down it like any other drink, but once you learn your limits with it you start to enjoy the rich taste.
      Sekiro: (Beer) It’s nice, but once you drank it once it’s pretty much the same every time and you would rather have a more flavour in your drinks.

  • @rlnt
    @rlnt 4 года назад +28

    It's my birthday. I wanted to go to bed right now. General Sam uploads a video with over one hour. Alright, I'll skip the birthday then.

  • @EbolaClown
    @EbolaClown 4 года назад +53

    Sam was right, this is genuinely one of his funniest videos.