i watched the whole 13 hours of Sam live after the 9 hour mark Sams mental state begins to decline, it was like watching your grandfather slowly lose his mind to Alzheimer's but in 13 hours
Yeah I don’t know what the fat tard is thinking, save the uncle H drop for the 3 min mark or something. If you do it right away the algo will definitely notice.
I'm just imagining sam chained to a basement wall, and when Nikitia throws him a handful of cornflakes and roubles, sam just scurries around on the floor trying to eat them as fast as possible
Yeah a literal gem on RUclips i can’t see myself genuinely watching a straight hour of someone and that entire hour being entertaining EXCEPT for sam and coryxkenshin best youtubers on this site in my opinion
MM sit in bush outside mcdonalds, see Aqua walk out of a burning building with a sprite, *Snickers like a rat then shoots in back* AND THE RAT STRIKES AGAIN
I was 12 minutes in and thought the video was about to end. Realized that this video is over an hour long. Was immediately elated that we got over an hour of quality general Sam content.
All I have ever wanted was more than 30 minutes of Sam. And here we have not just 45 not even just an hour. A whole Damn one hour and thirty minutes. I can die peacefully now.
Im a burger flipper. Although i only donate like 2$ or whatever to vets if i can thats no the point. Legit had a horrible night battling not downing a bunch of comet. Was really weird having sam say that it actually helped. If you see this sam know you helped a 22 year old burger flipper for atleast one more night. Call it cringe all you want but thanks sam
Timestamps: 1:22: Stream Starts 39:57: Aqua shows up (after taking time off of his busy schedule of beating homeless people) 1:05:33: Poob appears 1:10:53: Aqua goes back to beating hobos
23:13 Miyamoto Musashi was a supposed honorable man who won many duels. In reality he did shit like arriving late to a duel, angering his opponent, and using the rising sun behind him to blind his opponent... Musashi is a rat, and Sam is the new Musashi
He's just tricking people because he's a rat Use your worthless money to buy precious gold. Then when the federal reserve and other world banks flood the market with new money to fund the Covid crisis responses, you'll have made a smart investment.
9:20 when Sam talks about the Nazi uniforms, and he realizes that they’re not on the same page, Sam the intelligent human being he is realizes that he’s not getting the reaction he wanted. So then Sam instantly switches it to something that he knows is less bad to save the awkwardness for the rest of the podcast. This shit is hilarious and you can tell from a mile away that Sam can realize this isn’t going well
I was living in Tallahassee again for most of 2020 and every day I was terrified I'd be exposed to General Sam in real life. It really took the edge off of the COVID panic.
Jesus that look on his face when his wife says she didn’t get him anything, I thought he was about to demonstrate just how hefty those mics he’s always advertising.
Hearing the "it's a magazine not a clip" line knowing this was Much earlier than the short Charlie drama is very funny to hear. Love coming back to these older videos of Sam with these little nuggets. Glad he still streams
hit or miss girl is actually a girl, the trap thing was a meme, memed on so hard she had to specify her profile thats shes female gold comment: "never thought i'd accidentally remain straight" top kek
Ahh I love monopoly capital. Its actually amazing to me that they have managed to convince people that it is Russia’s fault that prices are rising (other than gas and heating in Europe)
2012: "Wow! Wouldn't it be cool to make money online while doing what you love?" 2020: *"I will now undo ONE button because you payed my utility bill"*
I've never been so happy to stare at the same page for an hour and a half and you KNOW it's gonna be a good round of Tarkov when Papa Sam downs 4 Valium two raids in
Honestly Sam, Thanks for being a motivation in my life. So many of your speeches and ending lines are actually hugely inspirational to me. I'm not flipping burgers right now, pretty close but not yet.
I'm new to EFT and being the ultra gamer I refuse to look at actual guides or extraction points. Loads into Reserves and runs into an apartment by a helicopter. Got 2 bars of soap, a screwdriver, and some croutons. Heard a door open (idk if I did or not) and 3 footsteps. Sat there for about 10 minutes looking at a doorway. Never heard anymore footsteps or doors or gunshots. I eventually found my way out and followed the perimeter fence until reaching a huge grassland opening. "Oh this must be an extraction zone"- stepped on 2 seperate landmines before realizing the death screen before me was an outcome to my misadventure. Lesson learned: never pick up anything more than a box of ammo unless I wish promptly and immediately die via heart attack by anxiety from the wind blowing a little bit faster than usual
Sams friendship to Aqua is akin to Hitler’s relationship to Mussolini. Aqua will be doing Chad stuff, and you know Sam would turn on him for a pack of croutons.
The best part of the stream was how often he ignored the donos. Like the whole stream he never said a single one it was god tier. He clearly hates the donating simps.
“Here’s the condensed highlight version that’s still overly wrong” I was legit thought it was 30-40 minutes and then KABLOW actual long video. Thanks Sam do this shit more
"Just cuz its voted as really good doesnt mean that it is. You know who else won popular vote? ah eh Hitler." Hook-line- and sinker Sam, you got me once again with the opening.
24:28 He just hit the hardest about face heel switch I've ever seen. Looked he was in the fuckin JROTC and he was trying to impress his intimidating drill captain crush.
Amazed this is the first comment about it I saw. Needed my comforting screaming goblin so I pulled up an old vid and that turn was fucking crazy, looked so good.
When he asked "you know who else got the most popular vote?" I said 'Hitler' and then took a bite out of my food. Sam said Hitler as I ate my food and i almost choked.
Lol that story in the beginning, I'd be so pissed if I dropped a mill on a key, then went to use said key while playing in a squad, just to have one of my teammates run in ahead of me and grab the loot. I'd seriously tell the whole squad "merry christmas guys, you guys have at it, I'll guard the door!" then when they go in to start looting I'd throw a nade in there and shut the damn door
Dude I played through bloodborne and all the souls games with the exception of demons souls, with joy, couldnt bring myself to keep playing sekiro, just wasnt that interested in the game tbh
It’s a great furrrst playthrough especially if you haven’t been spoiled on anything of it. It’s replay ability is almost null though unless you’re a completionist. I love the world of sekiro but man does it pale in comparison to the content depth of the rest of Froms games
Dark Souls: (Vodka) Hurts like hell but you keep coming back for more and after a while you get used to the pins going down your throat and it becomes a routine thing. Bloodborne: (Rum) burns when underestimated and can knock you off your feet if you think you can just down it like any other drink, but once you learn your limits with it you start to enjoy the rich taste. Sekiro: (Beer) It’s nice, but once you drank it once it’s pretty much the same every time and you would rather have a more flavour in your drinks.
i watched the whole 13 hours of Sam live after the 9 hour mark Sams mental state begins to decline, it was like watching your grandfather slowly lose his mind to Alzheimer's but in 13 hours
Sounds funny
It's like listening to Everywhere at the End of Time but with more forehead
someone else Jesus fucking Christ that album
@@AcherontiaStyx oh FUCK I forgot about that album...
andrew bayse no one cares
Tarkov Devs: “A man chooses. A slave obeys.”
Power-bottom Sam: *racks AK with malicious intent
Tarkov Devs "Now would you kindly stream for drops?"
Sam: *grabs golf club*
@@briant216 fuk
If Nikita told Sam to bark he would be howling all day
I love that Sam incessantly roasts whoever's with him, and if nobody's with him, he roasts the only person left: Himself.
Anbody can get it. I love it.
When you can roast yourself fr, everythings fair game.
Its the op strat plz dont nerf
I thought you only commented on forgotten weapons vids lol
Or his wife
Shouldn't you be over at Forgotten Weapons? Finding you on random videos makes my day.
"You're flipping burgers, you're the one that needs the charity" is one of the realest thing's i've heard
I was like" Damn....."
Me: "I wonder how quickly Sam is gonna say Hitler this video."
22 seconds later...
He's already got the Hitler combover going on
Yeah I don’t know what the fat tard is thinking, save the uncle H drop for the 3 min mark or something. If you do it right away the algo will definitely notice.
As he said, "you know who else got the most votes too?" I immediately thought the answer, "Hitler" and boom.
@A X O L O T L the implications are more important
His got a point his their uniforms tbh
I’m afraid FOR Sam, the tarkov devs will make him a streamer for the promise of cornflakes and rubles
This
Lmfao
I'm just imagining sam chained to a basement wall, and when Nikitia throws him a handful of cornflakes and roubles, sam just scurries around on the floor trying to eat them as fast as possible
Filthy rat
General sam the movie
Can I just say, Sam is legitimately one of the best entertainers? He's so on point.
Fr fr keep it 💯
Yeah a literal gem on RUclips i can’t see myself genuinely watching a straight hour of someone and that entire hour being entertaining EXCEPT for sam and coryxkenshin best youtubers on this site in my opinion
Golden Boy
over an hour of video thats just as funny as the other more edited ones
fact
I’m rewatching after Sam said this was his best video
Pretty epic ngl
Yep
gang
Same
Squad
Same. The PSA funny af tho
General sam is the only RUclipsr I know that can consistently make me laugh.
Jobi Lobby you obviously must not be subscribed to the Feed My Starving Children RUclips channel
Those commercials are great
Tomato Gaming
Your obviously got terrible taste
Joshua Bernardin Well that is your opinion and considering you can barely type that out yours is probably.
Sam playing Tarkov and bestowing rat knowledge is like that scene from Ratatouille where Remy is teaching 100s of other rats how to cook.
Couldn’t agree more
Aqua could be Sam's life long best friend, a brother even. And Sam would still stab him in the back for a McDonald's Sprite.
Or you know for a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich
MM sit in bush outside mcdonalds, see Aqua walk out of a burning building with a sprite, *Snickers like a rat then shoots in back* AND THE RAT STRIKES AGAIN
Or for ze diet soda
keep it at 666 likes
You spelled free cup of water wrong lol jk
You guys realise sam said that this was his favourite video because it has the most ads
Jew
Classic rat
I don’t think sam cares about that, his over an hour long dark souls 3 video had a bunch of ads from youtube he decided to take off
Nah, it is some of his best work by far. lol
fair enough
I was 12 minutes in and thought the video was about to end. Realized that this video is over an hour long. Was immediately elated that we got over an hour of quality general Sam content.
All I have ever wanted was more than 30 minutes of Sam. And here we have not just 45 not even just an hour. A whole Damn one hour and thirty minutes. I can die peacefully now.
fuckin same bro, i thought id catch a 12m sam vid before bed, then i realized it was an hour+ long.
But how many times did you nut? Honest
I watched the firat hour or so of the stream. Editing makes a big difference.
@@adamkaneshiro bro when he did that asmr with the can I fucking filled a cup
When Sam's wife said she didn't bring him any cream, that was the look of someone thinking about divorce papers
skeeeler time stamp?
@@WikkFuny 1:19:08
"anything" not cream lel n4p l2p
Sam: "I've never said or done anything that makes me unelectable"
Also Sam: " I would love to see a convicted rapist in the Oval Office"
What... Again?
When he says that, it's really just self-promotion as a part of his presidential campaign.
Also also Sam: "If I'm going be accused of Paedophoelia I wanna have at least done it."
Sam and Aqua aren't a married couple, they're a divorced couple but still live in the same house for the kids.
Kids being viewers.
@@RedMenace0 i thought the kids were poob and bryan
@@Rileylego-fq6wc theyre the gay neighbors
@@RedMenace0 if they’re the gay neighbors, is aqua or Sam the girl
@@yepepepep590 they switch
That 1st PSA was the best advice I've ever received I will cherish that info father sam
Which one? Lol
@@outka5tz 5$ tip
@@jamesdunn6326 stealth edit makin my comment look bad. 😂
The secret to surviving a recession is to get a job that never stops rolling. Guns are a great example.
Im a burger flipper. Although i only donate like 2$ or whatever to vets if i can thats no the point. Legit had a horrible night battling not downing a bunch of comet. Was really weird having sam say that it actually helped. If you see this sam know you helped a 22 year old burger flipper for atleast one more night. Call it cringe all you want but thanks sam
This was arguably one of the best streams that I watched this year.
Should I watch this video or watch the full stream?
@@greed7282 flip a coin
8 ball it
@@titoaldunate play pool to decide the winner.
when sam says "ya know", thats how you know something funny is about to come up
Norm macdonald type beat
What is an Italian slap?
@@demongustavditters7150 meaty pole to the face
When you click on one of Sam’s videos you know something really damn funny is about to go down lmao
@@ljrobles7597 adid
Timestamps:
1:22: Stream Starts
39:57: Aqua shows up (after taking time off of his busy schedule of beating homeless people)
1:05:33: Poob appears
1:10:53: Aqua goes back to beating hobos
@@thedude6710 such a kind soul 🥺💕💕
Thanks for this since sam to fuckin busy and lazy rasing a family and living a better life than me fuck sam
@@thedude6710 why not both
You missed the coomstain
@@thedude6710 Correction: Correction: He sucks off hobo's. (Use's Teeth) *I'm one of the hobo's*
Literally like 2 minutes in "OH YEAH"
thanks bro
@@GeneralSam thanks?
auwh yiah
The Truth is telling the truth
@The Truth POGGERS
'Your secret admirer has a suprise planned for you'
"I hope its like an alleyway stabbing or something like that"
A *back* alleyway. Sam would never stoop so low to get stabbed in a normal alleyway
@Arrow Head *tries to make meme of a meme*
*gets 0 likes* lol
I lold
Wow he said that in the video, amazing!!!!!111
"There is a recession around the corner" man only speaks truth.
I mean technically we havent hit a recession yet, and we may avoid it depending on how the stock market does this quarter
ebowden we’re currently in a recession. The gdp has dropped for 2 quarters.
Jacob Super how would that be possible if we haven’t gone through two financial quarters yet
ebowden yes we have
ebowden look at the data from the BEA
23:13 Miyamoto Musashi was a supposed honorable man who won many duels. In reality he did shit like arriving late to a duel, angering his opponent, and using the rising sun behind him to blind his opponent... Musashi is a rat, and Sam is the new Musashi
Sounds to me that he was pretty smart guy
Musashi sounds like he would tie your shoelaces from both shoes and place banana peels in comically dangerous places
So he fought smartly
The fact Sam is probably the only RUclipsr who has told anyone to save their money rn is kinda sad
Definitely
Rossboomsocks from league too, good guy
JFJ
He's just tricking people because he's a rat
Use your worthless money to buy precious gold. Then when the federal reserve and other world banks flood the market with new money to fund the Covid crisis responses, you'll have made a smart investment.
$PLTR 🚀🚀🚀
Legendary stream, my favourite part was having it at 160p, muted and minimized while I did something else and profited from the drops, love you Sam
I genuinely feared for abby's life when sam looked over at her after she said she didn't get him a choco taco
9:20 when Sam talks about the Nazi uniforms, and he realizes that they’re not on the same page, Sam the intelligent human being he is realizes that he’s not getting the reaction he wanted. So then Sam instantly switches it to something that he knows is less bad to save the awkwardness for the rest of the podcast. This shit is hilarious and you can tell from a mile away that Sam can realize this isn’t going well
Awaiting the Kenshi episode where you turn the lord Phoenix into your own personal darth vader, to your rat king emperor palpatine.
Nah, the Tarkov devs and fans got him by the balls. He’ll even admit it, but he’s got that cynic charm, so you just brush it off
Sam: put your money in your pocket, there is a recession coming
Sam's stream donation notification:
[idiot username] just wasted $5 LMAO
some guy named ogbongrippz is definitely gonna get pissed cuz of this
@Josh Burton We haven't even seen the worst of it yet.
Haha check it out I started some shit by loosely quoting somebody that knew it would start some shit lmao
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 the closest thing we have so far is a Josh and I can't even say he's pissed lol
"he's a mixer guy now"
so about that.....
@Hatwox shut up
That comment didn't aged well... right?
@Hatwox shut up
I was living in Tallahassee again for most of 2020 and every day I was terrified I'd be exposed to General Sam in real life. It really took the edge off of the COVID panic.
He doesnt leave the house.
@@jefficus_9351 he’ll lure you in
Jesus that look on his face when his wife says she didn’t get him anything, I thought he was about to demonstrate just how hefty those mics he’s always advertising.
Loved that bit lmao, when he just turns and give her this "bitch what?!" look I lost my mind giggling
Time?
Shawn McHugh Stock about 1:19:11
Simon P thxxxxxxxxxxx
thought he was gonna do a gamer move and put abby in her place
When Sam laughs all I think is “It ain’t easy being wheezy”
Lmao, “I didn’t wanna crawl around begging for bits on twitch”
Confirmed as his second sentence on stream was “can you guys stop subbing?”
Lmfaoooo
Hearing the "it's a magazine not a clip" line knowing this was Much earlier than the short Charlie drama is very funny to hear. Love coming back to these older videos of Sam with these little nuggets. Glad he still streams
The title has gained my attention
Aqua might be the most awkward human being ever when confronted with anything mildly controversial.
guys a horrible racist from what i've heard
Professor Shibe this isn’t anything racist about him but he said he wanted the homeless to be euthanized
@@insidiousmarine2871 ooh thats a normal friday for sam
@@____-ju6mx Joke, isnt it?
Yeah it was pretty weird when he talked about how disabled children should be euthanized
“he’s a mixer guy now”..
Mixer PepeLaugh
Oh no no no
That aged like milk
@Josh Burton he still has facebook gaming
The amount of willpower it takes to be in a relationship with Sam, Abby not only deserves my respect but she deserves the Green Lantern ring.
Plus Thors hammer
And a Purple Heart.
@@AMnotQ The purple heart will go great with the purple marks around her eyes from her "disagreements" with Sam!
That PSA is straight facts. Worked for a charity org for all of 2019. Lost 20K doing that, then the world fell apart. Fbm
"Steal from the rich and kill the poor." ~General Sam Circa 2020. (my favorite quote from General Sam)
hit or miss girl is actually a girl, the trap thing was a meme, memed on so hard she had to specify her profile thats shes female
gold comment: "never thought i'd accidentally remain straight"
top kek
Ok, simp
@@iphgfqweio he's just stating a fact
Even then, How is that transphobic anyhow. Dudes can dress in girls clothes. Nothing wrong with that, Ammirite.
@Papa Shanghoe cringe statement cringe statement
Ryan Klee no
Love how Sam “predicted” the recession
Came looking for this comment
Was anyone actually caught unaware by it lol
No its okay the senile old guy in charge changed the definition of a recession so we're actually fine guys we're not in a recession rn
Ahh I love monopoly capital. Its actually amazing to me that they have managed to convince people that it is Russia’s fault that prices are rising (other than gas and heating in Europe)
This Format is Gold. It's a shame that your never streaming again.
Sam: "you're around 20 years old"
Me, a 20 year old: *sweats nervously*
Edit: holy Jesus thanks for the likes
If y'aint sweating while watching Sam u aint a real fan.
Imagine not waking up screaming drenched in sweat after having fever dreams of sam's manmeat
seb9995 please seek help. some of the strongest minds have been destroyed by the horny.
Me, a 35 year old: *frown*
one more year
That Clarke story telling was a masterpiece of improv
Who said it was improv
1:07:37 That _"What is wrong with you??"_ was so genuine you could almost hear the words "Seek help" from it x'D
Does anyone else hear the reserve alarm after a long tarkov session , when you're trying to sleep.
My nightmares
Omg deadass me too😂😂
2012: "Wow! Wouldn't it be cool to make money online while doing what you love?"
2020: *"I will now undo ONE button because you payed my utility bill"*
I've never been so happy to stare at the same page for an hour and a half
and you KNOW it's gonna be a good round of Tarkov when Papa Sam downs 4 Valium two raids in
Honestly Sam, Thanks for being a motivation in my life. So many of your speeches and ending lines are actually hugely inspirational to me. I'm not flipping burgers right now, pretty close but not yet.
"half the stream was spent bullying aqua the other half was spent organizing my stash." Funny and true.
Me: Not paying attention
Sam: Hey pay attention
Me:* looks up at my computer* "Sorry"
School teaches you some great habits
same
time stamp?
@@_nanking5374 23:05
5:00
fun fact "silencer" is in the original patent, so tell em to suck it
@Cpt Dinosaur in sub sonic ammo it will. Plus in the definition the names are synonymous.
@Cpt Dinosaur It makes it a fuck ton quieter than normal.
yeah the maxim silencer. to think they used to cost the equivalent of 100-200 bucks today with no BS tax stamps.
Ok time to call it a Quieter.
@@MrRaja "Hey bro, pass me that Quieter."
"The WHAT!?"
"The Quieter, bro."
I'm new to EFT and being the ultra gamer I refuse to look at actual guides or extraction points.
Loads into Reserves and runs into an apartment by a helicopter. Got 2 bars of soap, a screwdriver, and some croutons. Heard a door open (idk if I did or not) and 3 footsteps. Sat there for about 10 minutes looking at a doorway. Never heard anymore footsteps or doors or gunshots. I eventually found my way out and followed the perimeter fence until reaching a huge grassland opening. "Oh this must be an extraction zone"- stepped on 2 seperate landmines before realizing the death screen before me was an outcome to my misadventure.
Lesson learned: never pick up anything more than a box of ammo unless I wish promptly and immediately die via heart attack by anxiety from the wind blowing a little bit faster than usual
Sammy bout to hit a millllllll
For real
@@lunaseur327 no.
Quick everyone unsub
lawson stfu
Cant wait been here for almost 5 years since he was at like 30k. such a nice thing to see my favorite boy almost a 1 million.
Sams friendship to Aqua is akin to Hitler’s relationship to Mussolini. Aqua will be doing Chad stuff, and you know Sam would turn on him for a pack of croutons.
"They wore cool outfits" 10/10 this is gonna get demonetized.
their leader mustache was hot ngl
Music was pretty good to bro
Cirkle Observer Singing about pretty girls and your favorite parachute is based
32:08 oh sam, if only you knew what you wrought upon us
Rewatching this in lack of good tarkov content. Literally the ONLY stream were I stayed for more than an hour.
Agreed. Most of it is people saying they knkow the best way to play with 200,000 rubs
This better boost him to 1mil I swear I've been waiting long enough you deserve 10mil sammy boi
*One of the Few RUclipsrs that actualy care abouth their content and does it perfectly*
32:09 This aged like fine wine
The best part of the stream was how often he ignored the donos. Like the whole stream he never said a single one it was god tier. He clearly hates the donating simps.
I told people not to donate or sub it was a one time thing man lol
General Sam Would you like to consume 3 of my beans? Only 3 no more, if you consume more than 3 they’ll know....
@@GeneralSam i ffucking hate streamers spend more time responding to donors than playing the fucking game im here to watch.
@@jefficus_9351 why I don't watch twitch
Jefficus_ I gotta say, amen
I’m not going to lie I absolutely love Hearing Jippy’s music in the background
Jippy's music is masterclass dude
It fits sams videos so damn well
Fell asleep half way through, woke up to “aqua smoke some crack to wake up” so I took the advice an now I can’t sleep
You need to be a responsible adult and do cocaine like the rest of us.
Crack is coke jus not cut gawd why cant anyone responsibly inform people about the beauty of crack
"This can't be good for me, but I feel great!"
It works great for a few hours.
@@ianwardas5091 crack is just coke with baking soda added so it’s smokeable and more potent, gawd.
@generalsam 32:09 - It's 2024 and your dream has arrived
I was literally looking for this comment after re watching the video lol
6:18 Sam is a legend for this. What a genuine guy, almost makes me wanna kiss him on the lips
on the stream there was a whole raid of the "oh yeah" also all the PSA's were awesome.
Are all of them in the video or not?
It's were, not where, idiot B)
@@ashere1801 not sure
“Here’s the condensed highlight version that’s still overly wrong” I was legit thought it was 30-40 minutes and then KABLOW actual long video. Thanks Sam do this shit more
I like how sam makes his stream a full experience with no downtime, its great. Best streamer dude
A 1 hour and 20 min video? This will either be the highlight of Sam’s career, or the end of it.
"Just cuz its voted as really good doesnt mean that it is. You know who else won popular vote? ah eh Hitler."
Hook-line- and sinker Sam, you got me once again with the opening.
I have PTSD, from my time as prison officer .
And the PTSD joke made me laugh,
cheers General sam
Navid Dorup
Saqvin Htiernblad
I have it from contracting work, just take that prazosin before bed and hope for the best brotha
Or don't take drugs and demolish ur fkin health lmao
looking back I can feel Norm's influence in Sam's cadence, jokes and delivery.
Someone went after his Diet Coke and he just calls him out instantly
I love how he doesnt stream for over a year and comes back and gets over 10k viewers.Fuckin legendary.
no it's not
"13 hours a slav"* come on now Sam
24:28 He just hit the hardest about face heel switch I've ever seen. Looked he was in the fuckin JROTC and he was trying to impress his intimidating drill captain crush.
Amazed this is the first comment about it I saw. Needed my comforting screaming goblin so I pulled up an old vid and that turn was fucking crazy, looked so good.
"He's a mixer guy"
Yeah....
flob ll yeah, mixing around in a tub of gold now
When that nazi uniform segment came up I had a swift reminder why Sam is my favorite youtuber
And yeah those uniforms were pretty baller ngl
When he asked "you know who else got the most popular vote?"
I said 'Hitler' and then took a bite out of my food.
Sam said Hitler as I ate my food and i almost choked.
Did you know that conquistadors and pilgrims killed more people than Hitler and Stalin combined?
@@PoisonBannana yeah but who defends the conquistadors lmao.
@@PoisonBannana Based, Colonialism was good.
Hitler was based.
I C based on what?
31:51 Oh no Sam... Oh.. Oh buddy... 2024 has been CRAZY
Oh, I thought the FPS in Aqua FPS stood for “Fat Person Shooter”
Nah, it's Flabby Piss Sprayer
That guy. Actually it’s femboy penis slayer
Federal Prison System
Here I thought it was "Floppy Penile Syndrome"
Foot porn savant
6:51 you can hear an “ooh yeahh” in the background 😂
Dumb guy. I am Spider-Man
Thank you for pointing that out 😂
3:05 as well
Yeah, that's his sub sound that plays when he gets a new subscriber.
Me: Im never gonna watch a 1h20min Video
Also me 1h20min later: huh
Jokes aside i really enjoy your content and the editing is perfect.
5:50 "its a magazine not a clip" Pretty much predicted Charlie vs Sneako situation.
Sam reminds me of that one teacher who says the name of the student who did worst in the class test so that everyone will shame them
@@bnj9031 watch out, first year psychology major coming through
All those people complaining about drops, over the whole week i got one m9 with no mag, just an m9 thats it. The battlestate closet man must hate me
I got coffee beans. Not found in raid.... damn you nikita you troll
I only got a single smoke grenade. From this entire stream. The entire week. *One singular smoke grenade*
Lol that story in the beginning, I'd be so pissed if I dropped a mill on a key, then went to use said key while playing in a squad, just to have one of my teammates run in ahead of me and grab the loot. I'd seriously tell the whole squad "merry christmas guys, you guys have at it, I'll guard the door!" then when they go in to start looting I'd throw a nade in there and shut the damn door
I love rewatching this. Sam is such a well-spoken and charming psychopath. Tarkov is a perfect game for him to realize his malicious inner self
"you know who else won a popular vote? uuhhh Hitler"
omg im dying hahahaha
Misinformation from a POG vet
I thought Sam’s PSA was supposed to be a sponsor or something. Nope, just him teaching people how to Jew correctly.
I came to this channel from his Kenshi videos and I’ve loved him ever since. He inspired me to be a beta male😌, thank you General Sam.
32:22 wow, it happened
This man needs to start selling those flamboyant, figure hiding Hawaiian shirts he wears
Playing Sekiro right now and turned this on for some background noise, first thing I hear is Sam bashing it... OK man
Honestly really surprised he thinks it sucks lol.
I fucking loved that game
Dude I played through bloodborne and all the souls games with the exception of demons souls, with joy, couldnt bring myself to keep playing sekiro, just wasnt that interested in the game tbh
It’s a great furrrst playthrough especially if you haven’t been spoiled on anything of it. It’s replay ability is almost null though unless you’re a completionist. I love the world of sekiro but man does it pale in comparison to the content depth of the rest of Froms games
Dark Souls: (Vodka) Hurts like hell but you keep coming back for more and after a while you get used to the pins going down your throat and it becomes a routine thing.
Bloodborne: (Rum) burns when underestimated and can knock you off your feet if you think you can just down it like any other drink, but once you learn your limits with it you start to enjoy the rich taste.
Sekiro: (Beer) It’s nice, but once you drank it once it’s pretty much the same every time and you would rather have a more flavour in your drinks.
It's my birthday. I wanted to go to bed right now. General Sam uploads a video with over one hour. Alright, I'll skip the birthday then.
HBD
Hbd
Hbd bro
Happy birthday!
Sam was right, this is genuinely one of his funniest videos.