The Wackiest Guns in Tarkov
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“I wouldn’t shoot my mother with that” ..... I felt that on a new level
Such truth
relog oh yeah yeah
AQUA FANS=best aqua moment @7:11
Eminem has entered the chat
@@thisguy1890 lol
Damn bro you're looking a lot slimmer.
Your head is still huge tho.
He's really trying to push that bobble head merch
A rat needs too lose as much weight to be as fast as possible.
A rat also needs big brain to outsmart the common chad, as well big brain = big awareness.
He is achieving RAT ASCENSION!
"Thanks mom"
Huge smarts
It's from the stress of constantly shaking his child when it crys.
I was concerned that with Sam's improving fitness that the wheeze would dissipate. However, like Sam, its only getting stronger. Yes
What fitness?
I already have wheezing laugh and I’m 17
1k likes
he was actually just working out his vocal cords to make it stronger, like any other muscle.
@@rnvsinha to be fair, he gained all his weight back during quarantine I think
"It's a boss Scav, we need to fight that!"
30 seconds later
"IT'S GLUKHAR! RUN!"
I don't even play Tarkov and that still killed me laughing
Same lol, looked it up and Gluhar is one of the biggest threats when it comes to Tarkov bosses.
GLUGOR RUN
@@NoirSSG and yet somehow i've killed reshala and killa less collectively than i've killed glukhar
I don't know who that is and that worries a lot....
@Chicken I think killa is the easiest boss just cuz he doesn't have any goons
I’ve done a couple PMC runs where I filled my whole inventory with PM clips so when they loot me they think I was loaded with loot but then get very upset
Man, that's goals right there
*taking notes *
Same I did one where I ran with just a pistols one extra clip and scavenged and down a scav for a lot lol
Monster
Im so poor i insure my pm and mags. Id take those mags so quick. Lol
Rat Pack sometime?
Yes
yes please
DO IT!
YES YES YES!!
ya
I feel like that last gun with the sights could use an extra laser sight on the underside.
For short range capability
and a bayonet
And an underbarrel shotgun
For short range capability
Guys u killing me xD from short range xD
And an underbarrel grenade launcher
For short range capability
And an added flashlight
For short range capability
7:03 Clicks all the stuff to insure ........... doesnt actually insure it what a legend
Living the Rat's God life
I saw that too lol. Hope he survived.
LMFAO actually
True rat mentality. He knows he will get a bunch of money the next raid by ratting it out, he just doesn't care. #Legend.
Do that all the time on accident too, it hurts
Pro tip: Put a thermal on the careless whisper, and swap out a ring mount for the tan ir laser. you'll have 0 ergo
Görgen Gunnarsson you don’t even need a thermal, you can use two blue lasers and a Valday sight and it’ll do the trick
Are you...are you guys theory crafting how to make that guns ergo worse?
@@fredericksmith7013 Well you see... A long time ago in a time before rules and logic there existed a mosin so legendary you could barely hold it in your hands... The mosin to rule them all many said... The mosin spoken about in the legends had negative ergo... Now you can't do that shit anymore because they put a fucking cap at 0 ergo, so you can't go lower.
@@somgun23 Very true, If you want to go budget you don't even need the lasers. If you use the Arbalet patriot and the valday you will have 0 ergo which is about 45k combined.
just a gun that hurts to use
“They’re animals, and I’m gonna kill them like animals.”
Sam channeling his inner Episode 2 Anakin
14:16
Nobody likes sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
"I HATE THEM!" Best delivery of a line in cinema history.
@@putinmahcochin1636 I love democracy
He kinda sounded like Bill Burr
Posted during rat hours like a real 🐀
Early rat gets the loot
12:00
Rat attack
gamerr
Spreading the plague of quality rat content.
Sam’s looking thin like the uncle who whispers to you: “Got any girlfriends, sport?”
Od dacity, because he’s secretly your boyfriend?
Sounds pretty specific think that might just be you bro lmfao
@@spacedog2535 underrated comment
@@KyleDavis1 459 people relate, i guess you're the only one whose uncle is not creepy enough, but dont be sad, he might get there in time !
@@sirzebra hes probably happy actually
Sam: You hear that...... that's a boss scav lets fight it.
Me: He is no longer a rat, but a chad. What has Aqua done to my boy?
Sam: Yeah I'm telling them to use shit guns for rat propaganda.
(That's my boy.)
actually i only really wanted to gank the guys fighting them
General Sam like his comment or we all unsub
That feel when you've saved up so many rubles that the rat lifestyle doesn't appeal.
Either that, or just spending a raid or two experimenting with the chad way of scavving just for the thrill in between rat runs.
@@Terashi you can never, and i can't stress this enough, NEVER have enough roubles to support the rat lifestyle
General Sam oh holy rat lord I’ve learned your ways and will follow them to the end of my tarkov life
That primal scream "It's Glukhar" .. perfection.
me, sitting here watching:
"hey, I like the pp19!"
*2 seconds later*
"hey, i drink non alcoholic beer!"
I see
do you also hate yourself
@@zachrichard7039 yes. Also my beer preferences have improved
@@stupidweasels1575 that is good
I feel like Sam's obsessive fetish for flashlights has a weird meaning to it. It's like he's screaming to God but there is no answer, only rat droppings
hmm, yes
It’s the dream of blinding your opponent IRL through the game
He is a rat that hides in pure light. That’s how he establishes dominance among his kin
"this little light of mine...
_...I'M GONNA LET IT SHINEEEEE!"_
You mean fleshlights?
I feel like the uncomfortable reaction given when Sam was talking about his failing prostate is how 90% of his interactions go.
I love it
If saying my prostate is failing doesn’t get the reaction I want I’m gonna keep repeating it until it does!
I'm not a middle-aged guy complaining about intimate things but I get this reaction too often. What am I doing wrong lol
Sam made a DETHKLOK reference.
where?
nvm, "Foods Libraries", lol
dude, im just blown away by that shit "put on your 3-d glasses because it coming at you" and then the music cut its just great transitions
"my prostate is failing".... Paused recording. "dude you have to laugh". Starts recording says it again to little reaction.
Gottem
What the heck are you on about?
That's the way a rat does it boi
That’s great seeing Stimpee going to other games. Just one thing sam, don’t be alone in the same room as him, his thumbnails are questionable
"He always betrays..."
Always
*points at AK thats covered in early '00s magpul furniture* "I wouldn't shoot my mother with that gun". Sam being based as usual.
When a mugger pulls a Hi-Point on you in an alley
0:13
Sam the only RUclipsr that I don’t skip his sponsors because he executes his delivery so well.
"Do you hear all the gunfire, that's boss scav, let's go fight that" - Sam.... you've changed
Robert Hearne then you don’t properly understand the way of the rat. By saying let’s fight, what he really means, my teammates fight them.
@@WolfWood893 and steal all of the loot when they die.
Who even kills people in tarkov? I just hide and scurry away down to the extraction point with no kills. Like a real rat.
Bruh I find the only times I actually spank some ass in this fucking game is when I know I can't make it to extraction in time.
I am a fuckin rat in tarkov
Mgs style
@@Noobazzah not me. I just run away.
Damn this might sound strange to you but uh... I do kill people in escape from tarkov. Damn i know a very strange thing to say
“This thing doinks”
-general Sam
*DOINK*
Top 10 things you don't want to hear in a paintball match: "He's got an ACTUAL gun!"
"Those who don't use their intelligence are like animals who have no intelligence and are therefore steaks on the table by choice and consent"
Rat 2020
"This is for someone who got a rotator cuff injury wacking off in the shower" You know your audience too well Sam
The one thing all Chads fear.
Sam, with a Careless Whisper.
"giant revolver"
oh my god
"Careless whisper" is such a perfect name for that gun holy shit
Hey Sam, since you're experiencing stream flow issues, I seriously recommend you speak to a doctor and get an appointment with a urologist to get a scope done. I didn't, and it ended up with my urethra closing itself off, so I couldn't urinate, and had to go to the hospital in the emergency ward; if I was just a bit later my bladder would have popped and I'd have died. I have to go back in every year or so to get it dilated again, because it keeps closing back up, since I left it for too long. Don't be me. Be safe.
Me: **awake at 6 AM bc shit sleep schedule, tired af, on the verge of sleep but just can't get there**
Sam: **uploads**
Me: 👁 _ 👁 I am *a w a k e*
yes
Class in 2 hours
I hate myself
I found my people
I have AWOKEN
2:50 - "I wanna go in there and hit 'em with the flashlights."
uh, i think you mean _hit 'em with the Rat attack!_
That green screen at the end is going to be abused in all the right ways
Time to dub that ending
Just like his wife
😈😈😈😈😈
missed opportunity to call the "Careless whisper" the "ant eater"
really resembles one
"He's got an actual gun."
Lost my shit with the prostate issue "gods I was strong back then" Robert Baratheon impersonation. Very funny stuff!
I'm glad Sam is appealing to the European master race with the upload times. GMT gang for Life.
That 10 past 12 upload time doe
Probably cause of Madeline tbh
Also appeasing fellow viewers in Japan.
It's like 9pm where I live so it's an epic gamer time moment
Imagine being European
“I wouldn’t Shoot my mother with that gun.”
- General Sam
“they really need to change that siren” “what?” LMAO
This man is seriously gonna repeat what happened with him and Skyrim
You've been supporting Sams channel for sooo long, I salute you sir
14:36 *sam what have you done*
Where can I find people's green screen shit of general sam?
11:03, literally walked past a tank battery on the table.
That pp19 honestly made me download Tarkov again, it was already downloaded it i just deleted it and re-downloaded it to help their metrics.
Sams videos are the creme of the crop. i actually rewatch them a few weeks later because they are so amazing
God speed Sam, you're really the premium creator of actual original content on Tarkov, keep it up !
I’d call that makarov “The Hand of God”.
I swear to god i have never seen anything being that hilarious and funny, the way you are integrated in the videos and commenting by the words you say.
Im dying, literally.
If you're literally dying you should call an ambulance and get help.
Here is a name for the “revolver” - Bigger Iron
Oh man.. giving the internet free reign on the memes with that final green screen at the end there. Or did you secretly want to see what people came up with Sam..?? Lol
"I wouldn't shoot my mother with that gun"
Stimpee & General Sam, the best Duo we never asked for! 👊❤️
I recognized that voice instantly. Stimpee ftw.,.always entertains 🤘
4:51 Damn, Daniel.
I love the sound in tarkov, grenades that go off irl are more quiet
I know my life’s a failure when I look up to Sam as a role model
These guns are referred to as “Rat Rifles”
Love the commentary format- inspired me to try something like that out in a project; thanks 🙏🏼
Also funny as hell
"I can't see." "Yeah, but neither can he."
Stimpee, Aqua, and Sam. Now that's a trio right there
imagine using honey to save 10% off on a red rebel ice pick
I'm concerned that I've watched this video like 10 times and I've never played this game
Same concern, I don't even own a computer lmao
7:33
All that fore head and no storage space?
Ironic
This is a General Sam classic if anything.
Ever since General Sam Started the Rat race Tarkov has been soo much more enjoyable
Never stop making Tarkov content, I get my life force from it.
Sam's the type of guy to be a great and horrible dad at the same time
Sam’s got to give us his diet regimen, ASAP
Just don’t eat for 4 days. That’s how I lost 11 lbs
Sam and JFJ are the only ones I sit and watch the ads for because they never make it boring. But mainly because I can tell Sam is having fun with it and doesn’t look like he’s being held at gunpoint.
when it comes to building wacky guns in tarkov: don't doubt your vibe
More wise words from the Rat king. We must all follow in his steps.
Escape From Tarkov: *has Revolver skill*
Also Escape From Tarkov: *does not have a single revolver*
Me: i feel cheated.
God I love being a rat 🐀 boy I can’t live any other way
jakieboi343
because I can’t live any other way.
“This is like drinking a non alcoholic beer” got me DEAD 💀
The rotator cuff line gets me every time it's so suspiciously specific
I love how you’ve been playing shooters for so long and you still can’t handle your own in a gunfight
2:09 you think that’s low I got my mosin to -3 ergonomics
“This for the boys who wanna show off that they can spend twice as much money on Ammo that’s half as good” Made me laugh for a solid 5 min🤣
I love how over years the quality of your videos have really been on the incline. Your edits are well loved Sam!
love that sam created a cult of personality
"I wouldn't shoot my mother with that gun" that got my sub right there.
Samantha, you used my Fallout 4 save game file 3 years ago and stated my name on your video (A Secluded Island). You've now built a reputable channel which I'm sure grosses more money in a single video than I can make with my blood, sweat, and tears working hard in one month. That being said, your monumental success on RUclips following said video has been thanks to me. So I am here to swipe the luxurious rug from under you and take everything you own including this damn channel. I would advise you to contact your accountant and property manager which is required for the Florida's Equitably law. I look forward to speaking with you.
Love and respect to you, goddamn chimp.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Woosh me all you want, I just would like some answers.
Can we have an update
In my attempt to claim what is rightfully mine, I have instead lost everything. It’s a dog eat dog world and there’s no purpose in dwelling on the past. Sam has won the battle and the war all in one swoop. He will forever be my nemesis and I hope he is happy with himself.
ItsKaspr It was his forehead wasn’t it
Attach a drum mag to the Clubbing Device™ and it should balance the thing out.
Then make it full auto
6:26 like, i knew it was coming, but it still started me on my uncontrollable sam video giggle rampage
"Its all in the wrist brothers, remember that." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
" hear those gunshots? We need to go fight that " unknown rat
The rat council is investigating your actions GeneralSam
8:21 Aw dude he was just trying to do his quest :(
The floodlight makarov spares no soul.
@@Philip-b9r actually an shrimp pistol 😅
@@BuzzinBeatz it's not an m9 fool
@@Philip-b9r it was sr1mp I noticed and corrected it thanks tho 😅
I just stared at my phone for ten minutes thinking that sams gameplay was really dark, only to find out that my phone had shut off. How’s everyone’s morning going?
not funny
3.5 years later: I get the fiber gummy joke now.
the MP5K can't even by itself, slap 4 optics on top and it just can't evenerererer
Looking back at this video i remembered of a phrase:
"I may look like a clown. But i hit like a truck."
Hey what's the song at 8:15
Jippy's beat tapes are a good listen anyway if you want background noise while gaming
Hey Sam, I'd love to watch you play some more Hunt Showdown.
6:50 Gluhar rockin them sunglasses
14:05 they played us like a damn fiddle
“I wouldn’t shoot my mother with that gun” -General Sam
“For the ladies that cant handle recoil” i wish it were true, sadly the pp-19 is a blowback gun and so they recoil like a mfer.
9:27 Is this a joke or an anouncement?
Announcement