@@paulbarclay4114 The problem is, it takes a fair amount of the risk out of the game for me. Dying doesn't feel nearly as bad when I can just buy most of my kit back from the flea market after the fact.
@@ThatOneSniper I’ve got like 450 hours in tarkov and have found a total of probably 14 graphics cards- escaped with like 6-7 of those because lots of times I was a scav or got shot while picking them up. After the building, and the farming of parts, levels, base upgrades, I really think you deserve the money that comes from the Bitcoin farm. I have friends that don’t play the game because they just loose everything constantly, once you get to the graphic card farm the game actually becomes more fun for most people. Or at least that’s how it is for most of my friends
@@ItachiUchiha-69 man either you have terrible luck or don’t know where to look, I have multiple raids where I got 2-3 graphics cards and get multiple daily
@@ItachiUchiha-69 As someone who got the bitcoin farm up to 10 cards, I just felt no need to loot. No need to loot made the game feel completely pointless. All I ever did was just sit in the customization screen because I got so bored of just wandering around and occasionally killing someone/getting killed. The only loot i felt inclined to pick up were dog tags and quest items. It got to a point I abandoned a red key card because I had so much money, it really wouldn't matter if I took it or not.
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear pro
I can say that General Sam is totally right. I found a graphics card on customs and I played the most passive that I could ever play just so that I can keep it in found in raid status
@@gezenews boo hoo everybody crying that you can't sell PVP loot on the flea anymore. Finally, the traders are important again. It used to be a flea market simulator with so many people just emptying the traders and reselling it instantly at the flea for double the price...
@@gezenews I'm simply not encountering that many rats, even though everybody is saying that all the time. Maybe it's on US servers only, idk. The entire idea of loot in general will lead to a player group camping next to high loot areas or extracts anyways. Rats will be rats and if you play like that, that's not the game's fault. And implementing Sam's suggestion would result in hatchlings rushing to valuable loot spawns, grabbing the loot and then hide in the bushes, or just face death if they killed a scav on the way. Such gameplay experience, wow. What is the problem with the items losing FIR status anyways? For example, LedX is still worth 300k to Therapist, Graphics cards can be used in hideout, keycards can be kept to actually play the map. Okay, you earn less money when you can't sell the red keycard for 60mil, but it does not ruin the game at all, not like everyone makes it look like.
ThePixelzocker it takes around 10 minutes for an item to be found in raid, if you can’t find and fuck a hatchling, running into fat loot spawns and then running back out to a hiding spot that’s your fault. Besides I’d prefer that as opposed to everyone leaving ten minutes into a raid the game is supposed to be fighting other players not hide and seek
@@nicholaswilson1851 What exactly would be my profit to go search the area for hiding spots if people have the valuable items in their secure container? The one with the best spawn gets there first, period. It used to be so bad before they introduced it, why is nobody remembering that? Pop a stim, dorms in, out, resort in, out. The amount of times I had an okay spawn, ran there to check for loot and the 1-2 high loot rooms were unlocked and the guy already gone is countless. Grab loot, jump out of the window or off the roof, and gone you are. Plus, if you check your map selection screen there's an icon for how long a raid should take. In Customs, it says 25 minutes. So that most gunfights are over around the 15 minute mark is perfectly fine in my opinion, you don't have to stay 45 minutes in a single raid. And items being worth less if you die (you should not even have the items in the first place, you *died*) is also perfectly fine in my eyes. I simply don't get why people scream about the game being broken because you can't make your money using a playstyle that gets you to die a lot. Wow, you make less money in the few occasions where that even becomes relevant. High loot, high risk. If you can't make money watching the famous streamers' guides then come up with your own way, the game will become much more fun if you try different tactics every once in a while. I simply don't get the point, everything makes perfect sense to me. There's no use arguing over it, since neither of us seems to be able to be convinced of the other point. Just wanted to get a not so popular opinion out there. Peace out, always remember that you are playing the game to have *fun*, too many people are far too emotional about it...
Even though Sam at times is completely unhinged and strategically trying to get his friends to mercilessly murder each other the more you listen to this man talk the more you quickly realize he’s a smart gamer and that scares the fuck out of me.
@@MasonFPS It isn't even torture, I thought sam was overdoing it to til my sister messaged him so he excited, shes always been a massive fan of his and asked if he could give her tips on growth in the future as it's her dream to be a streamer. "The best you can dream of is a nice kitchen, girls don't play video games and I hate all female streamers" the insults he sent her went on for hours, pages worth. He actually compressed the files so it didnt go over the limit.
I've gotten 5hose raids but they all die to killa. I walk in a few minutes after a full on war happens. Thinking I must be safe as shit taking the scraps gunfire explosions lasted like 15 minutes. Walk in hear Russian oh hey killa thanks for killing me
Yeah, devs are getting this habit of listening to the 5% over the 95%. It's happening all over multiplayer games. It's why I stopped playing Overwatch. Blizz kept sucking off OWL players and saying "fuck you" to everyone below Grandmaster. Which is mostly everyone.
@@redstorm4111 a-fucking-men brother. "iT's A COmpetiTIvE game, it ShOuLd be BalEnceD fOr thE toP compeTiTiVE pLAyeRs" ok then I'm going to competitively stop playing your game, and soon enough your game will be competitively dead.
Yanno, after hearing Sam out I went from "lol git gud" to "shit that's actually a cool idea." I think it would encourage more gunplay/encounters while being slightly more forgiving for newer players, or players that are trying their best to progress. I know how frustrating it can be. (I geddit tho, it's a part of the game.)
@@Vinzmannn no no. It gives you that control drift that metro 2033 gave you also. You lose the ability to aim, sneak or really do much of anything but the kid sells to Jager for 5m rubles
The best part of this whole vid is at 13:15 when Sam checks to make sure some exfil clone isn’t waiting to blast his ass with a KS-23 from on top of the door.
You know this is a great idea when daddy pestily puts his stamp of approval. But tbh I love general sams content. I have never laughed so hard as when I hear his wheezing laugh lol
I cannot believe Sam's unironically made a suggestion for improvement, and I'm EVEN MORE SHOCKED to realize that it's actually really good. Dying with a quest item that needs to be FiR is akin to having my fingernails peeled off with pliers
I love the fact that you’ve shaped the standard meta of this dumpster fire of a game with the example you’ve set. Truly, you’re a movement all on your own Sam.
My one suggestion to improve this system is to make it so that if you're tagged and cursed at the start of raid, nothing you extract with us found in raid. With sam's current suggestion, hatchlings can just run to high loot areas without any fear of dieing and grab everything. If they die they don't care cause it's found in raid.
Sam I just drank a half a gallon of water in like 5 minutes, I'm watching your video and if I die I just would like you to know it was time well spent.
7:12 HOLY SHIT THATS BIG HEATH. 😂I've been making jokes about him looking like general Sam dropping bars ever since that dude started making music. I'm pretty sure that's a shot from his music video called "salmon". he's got good music but just straight up looks like general Sam. I’m so fucking happy there catching on.
he's right, it works and makes sense.
love u pest
Hi from Bermuda 🇧🇲
PAPA PESTILY HAS SPOKEN
yes
Can you giv meh red rebel plz dad
"No Views" .... oh, so Aqua is in this one.
Oof. Seriously though, I know the view counter is delayed but... 0 sheet 30 minutes 0 _ -
Thanks for warning me about that heinous criminal, I still can't believe he was behind world War 2 and actually helped Hitler with his campaigns
We must eliminate that quote on quote Chad
Hilarious to me that this is the only comment he hearted in this video
I honestly thought this was a reupload of 12 hours a slave
Man I'll never get sick of this formula. VHS filters, Jippy in the background, Sam bantering on the screen. Timeless shit
i miss Alex
This sounds like a credit card commercial.
@@JakobatHeart an artist, in fact, I miss the retrowave he used to use
Sam is amongis
man i love sam
this idea slaps
I can't replay to your other comment, but in my opinion 4k xp is too much. 1 or 1.5k xp is gonna be better.
Getting 4k xp is hard, especially when you are trying to kill a scav but it one taps you with his stupid buckshot.
Welyn has spoken.
Oh hi welyn :)
Whaddya think of the Nazi's uniforms
The "post-loot clarity" with a graphics card in your gamma is insane.
@@paulbarclay4114 when they're 800k a pop I sell any with FIR status. Makes the reward and buttclench immediate. Fair point though
@@paulbarclay4114 The problem is, it takes a fair amount of the risk out of the game for me. Dying doesn't feel nearly as bad when I can just buy most of my kit back from the flea market after the fact.
@@ThatOneSniper I’ve got like 450 hours in tarkov and have found a total of probably 14 graphics cards- escaped with like 6-7 of those because lots of times I was a scav or got shot while picking them up. After the building, and the farming of parts, levels, base upgrades, I really think you deserve the money that comes from the Bitcoin farm. I have friends that don’t play the game because they just loose everything constantly, once you get to the graphic card farm the game actually becomes more fun for most people. Or at least that’s how it is for most of my friends
@@ItachiUchiha-69 man either you have terrible luck or don’t know where to look, I have multiple raids where I got 2-3 graphics cards and get multiple daily
@@ItachiUchiha-69 As someone who got the bitcoin farm up to 10 cards, I just felt no need to loot. No need to loot made the game feel completely pointless. All I ever did was just sit in the customization screen because I got so bored of just wandering around and occasionally killing someone/getting killed. The only loot i felt inclined to pick up were dog tags and quest items. It got to a point I abandoned a red key card because I had so much money, it really wouldn't matter if I took it or not.
Sam: "I feel bad, he was only level 6"
Sam 12 seconds later: *becomes an absolute Gremlin to kill someone who's level 2*
"He was so poor, it's fuckin hilarious." ~General Sam
Steal from the rich and kill the poor -robin hood probably
that was the joke
as soon as I saw this comment i was at this part in the vid lol
Kinda wish he would have gotten the rat hat instead of rat cola
The more I listen to this guy the more I realise he's a true genius.
indeed
Even the queen agrees
Hes a general after all
A true chaotic neutral
meth does that to people
Sams child refugee editors are really rising to the occasion
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear pro
saying that they are editors imply that they need to get payed
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein sheckle scheme is still down so they will receive nothing but the grant to live
@@AxxLAfriku thank u
@@AxxLAfriku I've slowly come around to thinking of this stupid fucking bot as art
0:43 "I used to rat dangerously but now I rat safely"
- 6nitch9ine 2019
The sad part is, he’s so right. Half of the raids I enter is just scav kills and extract in 20 min
the time kinda sucks as well, it makes you feel hella rushed
@@ch3cksund3ad Yea every map has a certain time where if ur not extracting or moving towards one u get violated by scav orgys
that's how it's always been. stop acting like it's a new problem
@@titus17 lol no. Ive been playing for forever, and it used to be totally different
@@titus17 It is a newer problem, with the change to FiR it lessened the length of actual pvp time by players in each raid.
Interchange becomes a ghostmall the instant Killa dies
Bring some water and some tendies, find a dark moist hole and wait. After 15 minutes the mall is an all you can eat buffet
@@mrkillerful1 or the great scav war at around the 20 minute and under mark lmfao
@@mrkillerful1 thank you for the rat riddance I know what I'm doing next raid
I just go it kill killa, loot kiba, and run
What if doomguy replaces killa
I can say that General Sam is totally right. I found a graphics card on customs and I played the most passive that I could ever play just so that I can keep it in found in raid status
Take notes everyone, this is the man who also single handedly took down 10 crunch wrap supreme's in one sitting. Someone you don't wanna mess with.
bruh I can barely tank 2
The man who drank an entire cup of fruit gusher juice
@@MrBMusicMan coom
It really caught me off guard how Sam acknowledged me through my monitor and reached his hand through and gave me a gentle, yet firm slap on the face
From the fact your writing this like a fan fiction, I think you wanted him to
Air Pods lets be honest, who doesn’t want that
anyone used d3hell for raid carries, that website legit ? cant get proper team past month for raids /fml
I feel guilty and i dont even play tarkov. I just like sam
I love how he could've just invited Nikita but then remembers he'd be able to put more words in Nikita's mouth doing it himself
Nikita probably would’ve said yes too lmaooo
you got two of the highest liked comments wtf
Sam is evolving into a Cabbage Patch Kid, one hair follicle at a time.
Holy fuck I haven’t seen that image from your pfp in years
This is scary accurate
Just when I thought the forehead jokes were getting old
You wouldn’t shoot a guy in glasses would you?
that pfp is fucking awesome thank you for reminding me of that
"I felt like yanking that thing out her mouth and showing her how it's done" lmao
Bout to be a hood classic Sam line.
sam: i know who im looking at i know you've done it to
me:*the pmc extract camping waiting for found in raid*
Sam: *Perfects exit camping*
Also Sam: “Everyone is exit camping, damn it!”
Exactly.
@@gezenews boo hoo everybody crying that you can't sell PVP loot on the flea anymore.
Finally, the traders are important again. It used to be a flea market simulator with so many people just emptying the traders and reselling it instantly at the flea for double the price...
@@gezenews
I'm simply not encountering that many rats, even though everybody is saying that all the time. Maybe it's on US servers only, idk.
The entire idea of loot in general will lead to a player group camping next to high loot areas or extracts anyways.
Rats will be rats and if you play like that, that's not the game's fault.
And implementing Sam's suggestion would result in hatchlings rushing to valuable loot spawns, grabbing the loot and then hide in the bushes, or just face death if they killed a scav on the way.
Such gameplay experience, wow.
What is the problem with the items losing FIR status anyways? For example, LedX is still worth 300k to Therapist, Graphics cards can be used in hideout, keycards can be kept to actually play the map. Okay, you earn less money when you can't sell the red keycard for 60mil, but it does not ruin the game at all, not like everyone makes it look like.
ThePixelzocker it takes around 10 minutes for an item to be found in raid, if you can’t find and fuck a hatchling, running into fat loot spawns and then running back out to a hiding spot that’s your fault. Besides I’d prefer that as opposed to everyone leaving ten minutes into a raid the game is supposed to be fighting other players not hide and seek
@@nicholaswilson1851 What exactly would be my profit to go search the area for hiding spots if people have the valuable items in their secure container? The one with the best spawn gets there first, period. It used to be so bad before they introduced it, why is nobody remembering that? Pop a stim, dorms in, out, resort in, out. The amount of times I had an okay spawn, ran there to check for loot and the 1-2 high loot rooms were unlocked and the guy already gone is countless. Grab loot, jump out of the window or off the roof, and gone you are.
Plus, if you check your map selection screen there's an icon for how long a raid should take. In Customs, it says 25 minutes. So that most gunfights are over around the 15 minute mark is perfectly fine in my opinion, you don't have to stay 45 minutes in a single raid.
And items being worth less if you die (you should not even have the items in the first place, you *died*) is also perfectly fine in my eyes.
I simply don't get why people scream about the game being broken because you can't make your money using a playstyle that gets you to die a lot.
Wow, you make less money in the few occasions where that even becomes relevant.
High loot, high risk.
If you can't make money watching the famous streamers' guides then come up with your own way, the game will become much more fun if you try different tactics every once in a while.
I simply don't get the point, everything makes perfect sense to me.
There's no use arguing over it, since neither of us seems to be able to be convinced of the other point.
Just wanted to get a not so popular opinion out there.
Peace out,
always remember that you are playing the game to have *fun*, too many people are far too emotional about it...
Aqua's analogy about Sam hunting down fellow serial killers is the most on point thing he's ever said.
Where is that from?
@@kevkevkevkevkev pretty sure he meant the timestamp
10:33 Bryan has such a powerful scream
Even though Sam at times is completely unhinged and strategically trying to get his friends to mercilessly murder each other the more you listen to this man talk the more you quickly realize he’s a smart gamer and that scares the fuck out of me.
"I'm not scared and that makes them scared."
-Elite Rat
He just wants to get through it quicker so he can snack sooner.
Priorities are straight.
He's really well spoken actually lol, seems like a smart dude.
Oh god....
A smart gamer with parkinson's aim.
Sam laughing at the face shadow his head made is almost as wholesome as his blinding hatred and torture of AquaFPS
@@doritodust2259 I mean not just that, but the elderly too? The man is sick.
@@MasonFPS It isn't even torture, I thought sam was overdoing it to til my sister messaged him so he excited, shes always been a massive fan of his and asked if he could give her tips on growth in the future as it's her dream to be a streamer. "The best you can dream of is a nice kitchen, girls don't play video games and I hate all female streamers" the insults he sent her went on for hours, pages worth. He actually compressed the files so it didnt go over the limit.
@@blackbaron9544 What can you expect of Aqua Fart Pee Shit, he actually shot me with a revolver, and then said "Screw you, dummy"
@@gamingmaster6377 Better than what he said to my friend whos a black hasidic jew refugee from Syria, I think he killed himself
@@blackbaron9544 damn AquaFartPeeShit
Im a chad behind enemy lines, learning your tactics. I know everything now.
Sam with a mini 14 wearing a track suit makes me proud to be a gamer
Should be ak though da...
I've never actually seen the underside of a mini 14 so I thought it was some kind of 224 ruger rifle.
Yeah Its ruger's 223 it's just a scaled down cheaper m14
So heart warming to see sam smiling when building his daughter's tricycle.
It shows he still has a little humanity left in that soulless shell.
Hes just happy bc he knows hes gonna push her off of it so many times
I thought it was his
He’s only excited because he’s ready to give his kid that one fearful shove saying you can do it on your own but the daughter is straight fearful.
@@bigdikdude4207 Nah he couldn't get the peloton seat for it
The Oblivion playlist still says "Active", Sam, please.
I got news for you
I live for these green screen montages man, they are so clean
Right! Thank you!
Same
there really is no one that can do it quite like him. it seems like such a skill lol
"90% of the players have my skill level". I'm out here fighting the T1000, the Rock, and Chuck Norris at the same time. What raids are YOU getting?
He's trying to justify sucking
I've gotten 5hose raids but they all die to killa. I walk in a few minutes after a full on war happens. Thinking I must be safe as shit taking the scraps gunfire explosions lasted like 15 minutes. Walk in hear Russian oh hey killa thanks for killing me
You are the player with his skill level lmao
@@lincolnsnow6166 Because I made a joke about fighting tough players in EFT that makes me part of the 90%? Doesn't add up but okay.
@@MrBigman3109 Dude, just chill. It was a joke, I didn't mean to make you cry.
Never thought I'd hear Sam himself yell "YOU'RE LOOTIN' MY KILL" like he hasn't done this a million times
I love how he greenscreens himself into containers and behind things.
Great editing.
That's his editor, not him i'm sure !
@@AceCmbatguy25 I suppose so. Either way; it's a nice touch.
Sam: "I know who I'm looking at through this monitor"
Me who doesn't play Tarkov but likes Sam's videos: "is that so?"
Waht?
I don’t play tarkov either but I love sams vids
I don't have a computer to play :(
"Conjoined twins in a hoodie" is the sickest, most creative burn I've ever heard. So good.
The Nikita impression had me rolling.
I've been watching this with no sound. It's a genuinely terrifying experience.
...............
Aoooo, yeah bet that is scary
"im looking at you through this screen you know who you are" slowly clicks the like button with a feeling of guilt
"doctors hate him for this one simple trick."
Lol
Yeah lol
I felt when he said: "pew pew pew pew" in my left ear and "pow pow pow pow" in my right ear
Fun Fact: the sounding of the word "pow" in Brazil is written "Pau"wich means "dick/cock"
Sam is aware that's what it means
Getting dicked in the ear is what this game is really about
7:30 Big Heath! Banger UK rapper, you should be honoured to look like him Sam
“I’m gagging in the bed” coming from a wife whose husband dropped the most disgusting gamer dump, damn, Scabs did ‘em dirty 🤣
Scabs? Scavs?
@@davidbanan. no you have no clue who scabs is, leave
@@camjakeeg who?
@@supertthegamer670 sam's kidnapped wife
@@davidbanan. immagine not knowing scabs
Jippy is a staple of General Sam content at this point
Jippy is the only man that’s saving him in his vids
I remember back when it was Hari
Man I lost it when he lost it at 3:33😂😂
Man I can’t believe AquaFPS said that thing he didn’t say
Yeah he’s such a terrible person, I once saw him do something that he didn’t do
cant belive he said the thing he didnt!!!!!!
It's not my birthday but thx? That thing?
you've cracked the formula for every comment section on one of Sam's videos
"Gamma container"
*Laughs in Alpha Pack*
Thats a cry not a laugh, i have beta container. Cuz im a beta male
Its fine, soon you’ll laugh in *kappa* *container*
I’ve never played tarkov but this guy makes me wanna buy it when I get money
Get edge of darkness, just do it
"95% are in my skill bracket." That shit applies to almost all games. But nobody is willing to listen anyway.
Yeah, devs are getting this habit of listening to the 5% over the 95%. It's happening all over multiplayer games. It's why I stopped playing Overwatch. Blizz kept sucking off OWL players and saying "fuck you" to everyone below Grandmaster. Which is mostly everyone.
@@redstorm4111 cough cough big streamers influencing the game cough cough pestily and mosin ammo
@@redstorm4111 Overwatch was designed for WoW players who can’t aim, that’s why it sucks lol
@@redstorm4111 a-fucking-men brother. "iT's A COmpetiTIvE game, it ShOuLd be BalEnceD fOr thE toP compeTiTiVE pLAyeRs" ok then I'm going to competitively stop playing your game, and soon enough your game will be competitively dead.
@@redstorm4111 git gud lul
Was just watching General Sam Out Of Context, it’s like I can smell when he’s about to post. I’ve developed some of those Rat instincts.
Or RUclips recommends you videos from creators that uploaded their video last night but never set it public..
If you can smell Sam, and Sam can smell menstruation, does that mean you can kinda smell menstruation in turn?
@@Taiyama2 The Transitive Property knows no bounds
Yanno, after hearing Sam out I went from "lol git gud" to "shit that's actually a cool idea." I think it would encourage more gunplay/encounters while being slightly more forgiving for newer players, or players that are trying their best to progress. I know how frustrating it can be. (I geddit tho, it's a part of the game.)
12:45 "Im gay and I have transitions" - best part
Sam's streamer item should be one of his many children you have to take with you through the raid
As soon as you find them you cannot discard them and you only have 50% speed and can't sneak.
If i could have one id take a mega rare chainsaw primary that makes your guy has on but is wack them with the motor while its on
@@Vinzmannn no no. It gives you that control drift that metro 2033 gave you also. You lose the ability to aim, sneak or really do much of anything but the kid sells to Jager for 5m rubles
The best part of this whole vid is at 13:15 when Sam checks to make sure some exfil clone isn’t waiting to blast his ass with a KS-23 from on top of the door.
13:16 Brian's Laugh gives me life
2:14 Beautiful sound effect Sam, very immersive
More like 2:12 but sure buddy
@@IckbobTheAwesome You're right, just fixed it
You know this is a great idea when daddy pestily puts his stamp of approval. But tbh I love general sams content. I have never laughed so hard as when I hear his wheezing laugh lol
Sam's sound of gunfire had me feelin' some type of way...
I love how Abby has to come in to complain about Sam's GamerPoop
That's a real man right there
Some real chad shit
I think my favorite part is how excited Brian is about him getting on the minigun. Lol
idc about found in raid change anymore after hearing about General Rat's Hat, I want the dumb loot in the broken game
Sam’s dry squeal of a laugh is the perfect embodiment of *kekw.*
The beginning sounds like the old X - 1 radio show, I love it.
As dababy once said; let’s gooooo
Lesss goooo**
"I eat coom(less gooo)"
"body me a baby lessgoo"
I just burnt me a n**** in front of the sto where ya mami and grandmama shop at
First time we’ve heard from Abby in a while. Surprised she’s still alive
I havent laughed this hard in months man, this video was hilarious! thank you for your content Sam!
I cannot believe Sam's unironically made a suggestion for improvement, and I'm EVEN MORE SHOCKED to realize that it's actually really good.
Dying with a quest item that needs to be FiR is akin to having my fingernails peeled off with pliers
“I felt like yankin that thing out of her mouth and showing her how it’s done”
Wow.
He has such a way with words
He's not wrong though, it was shit
Who were they talking about?
I stopped and looked up the video oh boy
I had to check it out damn that was terrible.
I love the fact that you’ve shaped the standard meta of this dumpster fire of a game with the example you’ve set. Truly, you’re a movement all on your own Sam.
My one suggestion to improve this system is to make it so that if you're tagged and cursed at the start of raid, nothing you extract with us found in raid. With sam's current suggestion, hatchlings can just run to high loot areas without any fear of dieing and grab everything. If they die they don't care cause it's found in raid.
Everyone’s like Sam make more tarkov videos but what I want to see is a third and final video on the thicc guys n moonpies trilogy
5:34 the first time I see any proof of Sam's family actually existing and it's his wife complaining that his shit stinks
"wearable with headphones"
Obviously couldn't be a problem with the size of your head
Steve really does sound like an old smoker lesbian..
I'm legit waiting for Sam's debuts as a Stand-up comedian, this dude is a comedy god
Can we talk about the outro beat? Straight vibes.
8:53 Bryan “Don’t trip” (Trips)
2:42 cliveland son in family guy 😂😂
babe, wake up, sam uploaded a new tarkov video
"I am the Walter Cronkite of exit camping" dates you hard.
Sam: “dont even lie to me. Youve done it too”
Me, who hasnt gotten flea market and bought the game literally 4 weeks ago: ...
The grind to level 10 for a new player is no joke. I just hit level 10 last night made a million in selling stuff in 10 minutes. Took me 3 weeks lol
Just got level 10 yesterday and the grind was so harsh i lost over 2 mil
Is this your first wipe? Need help?
@@nexadus-9113 yes, and a little bit maybe. Id say im getting better but any help would be appreciated
@@unclejesseppe7323 let me know what's your discord?
In 20 years time, you're still gonna be making Aqua regret giving you that greenscreen thing
"The pitter patter of urban warfare" oh my lordy i'm dying
"Pitter Patter" 😂
“POW”
“POW”
@@NA-vz9ko true asmr experience
you are legit one of my new fav youtube creators, subscribed!
Am I the only one who thinks he kinda sounds like Adam Sandler at 2:23
Sam I just drank a half a gallon of water in like 5 minutes, I'm watching your video and if I die I just would like you to know it was time well spent.
Quick! Eat a pound of salt!!!
@@dillonowens3604 dude thats exactly what I did thanks man
You don't die at half a gallon lol. You Die at like 2-3 gallons.
At 8:52 he said “Don’t trip over the dead corpse” man tripped over himself
when sam started making those gun shot sounds it really felt like he was in my ear making those fucking sounds.
my brother used to make that noise when we were kids but as, like, a dirt bike noise. legit all i could hear and i laughed my ass off at it lol
Who would win, the great wizard Galgadot or Ganondorf the grey?
Obviously the Wizard Galgadot. pshh
Nikita: *watches this video*
Nikita: *makes found-in-raid status only possible if you get a pmc kill*
3:15 The fucking old school gameboy tetris music in the background hahaha 🤣
Real OGs have the shirt he was wearing in the intro. Good ol days
I miss the uncut pussy intro
7:12 HOLY SHIT THATS BIG HEATH. 😂I've been making jokes about him looking like general Sam dropping bars ever since that dude started making music. I'm pretty sure that's a shot from his music video called "salmon". he's got good music but just straight up looks like general Sam. I’m so fucking happy there catching on.
Abby said "that shit stank!" 😂😂
I've never played this game in my life why am I being verbally assaulted send help
You have quickly become one of my favorite Tarkov streamers.(not because of this video) Love the content, brother!
Factory after the first 20 minutes, good job :D
Also, I loved how Aqua was in this, but not in the starring section. I see you sam.
1:28 nice Grand Nagus impression
12:31 Had me fucking crying
4:44 there's no way that they didnt model that face after jocko willink's
Nice find
thanks papa sam, another banger
The hunt showdown makes me want to put my head through a door.