This Game Hates Poor People
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2019
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Escape from being able to pay this month's rent.
Zac Lange 😂😂😂
Tarkov being the most expensive game on the planet (except some weird-ass train simulator on Steam) Offers game filled with bugs, hackers and 90% chance of you dying......NICE Marketing scheme
@@Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu BSG literally had no capital when they started developing the game, unlike other game studios.
@@alexd4102 I dont give a single fuck. Its not my problem, they selling some product, they ensure product is on quality level high enough it can back up its price
@@alexd4102 It has an AAA game price, but it literally crashed at least once, up to 3 times 4 last raids. I really want to like the game but its completely unplayable on my rig. Just asked them for a refund.
you have nothing to lose but your chains, comrades
The Lego Yoda profile picture made this 1000x better
And a world to win
Yes, comrade.
Communism clearly works, it's got the biggest KD ratio.
@@xmm-cf5eg nah IT works since IT delivers higher quolity of life in the countries where its implemented
97% of video is buildup to labs
3% is you dying in labs
Then again it can represent his point That makes sense
He did spend as you said 90 ish trying just, you get this right
That’s how tarkov be
Accurate
It's not the destination...
“The poor deadbeat scavs like me” says the man who was destined to become the rat of Wall Street
Yeah that's what I thought
Gen. Sam: “This game hates poor people.”
Also Gen. Sam: Proceeds to cap his poorest squad member who only has a knife.
“This game hates poor people.” (but not as much as he hates poor people)
Hey. He never said he didn't agree.
There's poor then there's homeless.
When you join your mates with fewer gear than the worst Scav, you shouldn't be surprised when your squad decides that your job for the greater good is dropping your dog tag for a couple of rubles.
TigerChills ;
This isn't minecraft part 2? I'm disappointed
Damn I was looking forward to it
^
Play minecraft
The last part where they kept sending messages caused my Google to freak out
Could join SMP for the video.
Sam the type of guy to close the car door with his hips
When Sam's kid sees his channel she's gonna see how much he badmouths her mom and herself
Good
@@clownworld4655 - Joey Diaz
And hopefully she'll be smart enough to understand that General Sam is a character and not a real person. She lives with him so she should be able to understand that. You, know like the rest of us.
General Sam is a character just like every streamer takes on a character and not their real personality. I’m sure his kid would understand that
@@Dud3xx or she will also put on a character and start bashing on Sam
*Money: Escape from my bank account*
Listen, if my money had as hard a time escaping from my bank account as I do living in this fucking game, I’d be a rich man.
@@jackwhite573 Have to agree with that...
Broke account, so I broke a sweat.
Bought some things I kinda regret about now.
Broke your glasses but it broke the ice.
Said I was an asshole and I'd pay the price.
Broke a promise cause my car broke down.
Such a classic excuse it should be bronze by now.
Broke my pace and ran out of time.
Sometimes I'm so full of shit that it should be a crime.
Cuntry roooods tek me money
"This is a video no one wanted or asked for." I bet you said something similar to Abby when she was preggars.
Did you say preganant ?
Pregerant?
Gregnant?
Fragrance
pregante
Seeing how much sam has had a change of heart for this game
Yeah, SUPER glad it took over his channel.
This video feels like a villain origin story
Charle nob
Yeah the next vid in recommended is 'I paid for Tarkov training service' 😂
General Sam: Gets Lab Keycard
Random Guy: I'm ending this man's whole career
General's Baby: Same
Sam acting like a poor person when he has a press kit smh
wow a new recruit in the general's army
You see, mr. Sam has a very peculiar ethnic background, further research should answer all possible questions and help avoid misunderstandings.
the press kits are not available anymore and people that had presskits have them downgraded to normal accounts.
*GEORGE HAS LENNY TALKIN' ABOUT THE RABBITS!*
-Sam 2019
That was a big R.I.P.
Moral of the story: You can have lab keycards, or you can have children. Be smart, the only penetration you're gonna be gettin' is deep into labratories.
m61 has all the penetration I need
Sam's transition from lower class scav to greedy bourgeoisie is seamless
When the developers dont speak broke.
panzerkwpfwagen they all probably walk around with AirPods on all day
Don't you guys have credit cards?
I'm keeping my promise Sam. I'm going to frick you up until you give me the status of the Chadbots and the Chadcrabs.
Holy shit Sam do what this guy says I dont think he's kidding and you definitely dont want him to frick you up
FRICK i think hes serious i think he has a juicebox straw
Bro sams a martial arts badass so you better watch out.
Jesus so this is what the game looks like when you have good armour and guns. Getting into fire fights where you dont get off the 1st, 2nd or even 3rd shot but you still win because you just tank the bullets.
He was speaking really softly when the baby was in his lap, he has a heart
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy!
Fun fact: World war 2 was an interesting time in gas mask history. They were experimenting with strange designs (see the Navy Diaphragm Optical Mk.I, the Navy Diaphragm Mk.s II to IV, the M5 Assault Mask, or the M8 Snout Mask) and synthetic rubbers like polystyrene and neoprene. The US Government’s endeavor into developing synthetic rubber gas masks was caused by the Japanese holding a large portion of the world’s rubber.
Fun fact: During 2018, a former Russian spy, Sergei Skripal, and his daughter, Yulia, were found poisoned in Salisbury in the UK, in what was called an assassination attempt by Russia. It is believed that they were poisoned using a chemical weapon with a debatable existance called Novichok. The only evidence I have found for its existance is hearsay and includes the statements of a former test subject (since the gas is supposed to be eight times deadlier than VX gas, he would have died if Novichok was tested on him, so I find his account untrustworthy) and a scientist who claimed to work on Novichok. The Czech government also claims to have produced a small example of Novichok but says they destroyed it immediately after so its existance can be doubted. The Czech sample is reportedly the only one produced outside of Russia. Although I believe that the gas exists, I also see that it is easily doubted. Returning to the topic this fun fact opened with, Sergei and Yulia Skripal both survived the attack. This leads me to believe that Novichok was not used against them as the British Government claims, but, instead, a poorly-sythesized batch of VX. Since VX is immensily lethal, killing anyone who gets even small amounts on their skin, and Novichok is supposed to be much more lethal, I find it unlikely that they would survive and attack with such a weapon. As I mentioned earlier, it is much more likely that they were exposed to poorly-synthesized VX or Sarin gas as seen in the 1995 Aum Shinrikyo Tokyo subway attack, which used poorly-synthesized Sarin. For this reason, I find it less likely that the Russians are the perpetrators as is commonly claimed as, with their funding, the Russian government would not create a faulty batch of nerve agent. The Russian government denies involvement.
Fun fact: The video game Escape From Tarkov has the Soviet ShM-62 (or possibly ShM-62u) gas mask in the game. This mask, more commonly referred to as the GP-5 (When describing the mask itself, the use of this term is erroneous as GP-5 is the model of the entire kit. The proper names for the facepieces in the kit are the aforementioned ShM-62 and ShM-62u) is the most produced gas mask in history with over two-hundred-million produced. While meant for civilians, some countries, Estonia, for example, issue them to their militaries. This could lead to political issues for these countries in the future as the filters issued in the GP-5 kit (the filters are designated GP-5 as well), contain asbestos. Soldiers using these masks may develop diseases related to the inhalation of asbestos.
i need more fun facts
@@WelcomeToLaMatanza Fun fact: The United States, as well as the Confederacy, experimented with chemical and biological weapons during the American Civil War. For instance, the Union tested powdered cayenne pepper as an irritant but decided against actual deployment as it seemed more like a prank than a weapon of war. Another idea comes from New York schoolteacher John W. Doughty. He wrote to the United States government more than four times suggesting they use chlorine gas. The Ordnance Department wrote back to him stating that there was no way to release a large amount of gas in a short amount of time so they were uninterested. This idea would later be reintroduced by chemist and Nobel Prize winner, Fritz Haber during the early years of World War One. For more information on US Civil War chemical weapons, see PhD. Guy R. Hasegawa's excellent thesis on the topic. It can be found online as a PDF.
hey FLW! Got gassed there during OSUT, respect
@@peteb5393 I feel like I should mention here that I'm not in the military and the intro to the fun facts is just a meme from a General Sam stream like 8 months ago
@@botstowo9561 oh lmao well either way I appreciated the fun facts :^)
Microphone: *Bit of hair, scull, and covered in blood*
Sam: I dropped it, can you giys fix it for me?
arnas zenkovas *skull
scull
scull.
The nonsensical style of the video had me forgetting the actual point to this journey while providing the best build up to the fabled "labs."
4.5/5 Uber driver, I docced .5 points because he played Tarkov instead of driving.
Lowkey funniest part is when Sam opens the door and says ladies first and then a second later panicks and sprints through the door...first.
I remember the one time I spawned with a labs keycard as a Scav, it was great I was playing with a buddy on Reserve. (I'm still pretty new to the game so I don't know all the ins and outs yet) My friend was on the middle floor that you need to go through the hole to get through, and so I jump into the hole... Turns out it's the wrong hole and I break both my legs. I'm now in the garage and I find a dead body, I got nothing better to do so I might as well loot it, I shit you not the body has a fucking marked room key on it. So now I have a labs keycard, a marked room key and 2 broken legs and I have to hobble my way out and pray for the best with my friend escorting me. He drops me an Ifak, I take some morphine and we somehow manage to not get gunned down and I make it out with both of em.
That’s why Scav is the best character. Even when you sweat, you ain’t gotta sweat to much.
EA Sports: It's in your wallet.
Ea prolly wants this game hella bad
"This is a video that nobody wanted, or asked for"
Instant like. Keep doing you Sam you fucking hardtack biscuit of a human being.
Coming back to this video the day they release the new edition for $250 is great. Wonder what this video would look like today
That was so epic when you killed your pal with a grenade. EPIC GAMER
I literally went three days straight of rewatching this series, and I was thinking “man too bad he probably won’t play this again” then today... well I am pleased.
My google home went off SO MANY TIMES during this
get rid of it
7:50 what a nightmare
Good video. You managed to make me care about your journey, I like that a lot
Last year: *I AM THE 1%*
This year: _derp_
THEY NERFED THE PRESSKIT INTO THE DIRT
Chik fil a is expensive
@@GeneralSam ok hottie
@@MoistChungus but the food is pretty good
That George and lennie reference made me laugh so hard
Honestly, I love Sam's EFT vids, watching him struggle in a natural Russian environment is so entertaiing
Damn caustic new design looks way scarier with the increase length of the forehead
2:52 Would have appreciated a strobe light warning. Now my computer drank all my coffee while I was busy having a seizure next to it.
For real ? :-D
"This is a video that nobody wanted or even asked for"
I'm subscribed to you, I know what to expect.
Are you losing weight Doughboy? Keep it up sam.
Bro. I know you got that 'Minecraft Let's Play Episode 1' sitting in your back pocket. Just let the people have it already.
Sam... "You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?" ~Dr John Zoidberg
This videos more relevant than ever lmao our true prophet general sam! May his wisdoms and foretelling never end!
I was sitting on the toilet watching this video, it was fairly late. Then out of nowhere my Google home at full volume goes,"Sorry, I cant send messages yet." And I thought a fucking ghost was in the house.
"This is it!" *Less than 1 minute remains in the video*
Welp. Guess we know how this went.
Edit: Yup.
A real gamer would have yeeted that baby and scored the epic keycard victory royale
Just... just no.
@@spiringvt
Return to reddit from whence you came
Why does your mic need a bigger battery pack than my industrial standard impact drill?
To compensate
It’s a 115,000 roubles for a keycard, most Raiders don’t have faceshields, so a simple headshot will down one, and that will get you a gear set, and most successful raids end up more than doubling your investment.
ScavsAteMyLegs whats up my g, fellow tarkovian in the wild. I see u everywhere
Dude said "okay google" and almost crashed my phone as it tried to open google assistant lol, awesome vid❤❤
the fact you have a child is what keeps you from full power
He used part of his power to create the child, whom will then grow even more powerful than it's sire.
Every time Sam loses 10 pounds he loses 10% of my love
now more than ever is this video relevant
The best birthday gift, Sam actually uploading for once.
Unlike the others, I for one are glad you made this video on Tarkov
12:39 Got damn son, that hairline Iooking like a graph of the popularity of bitcoin
I am so happy every time you do another video on a game that has stripped down my self worth and driven me to drink. Thank you.
3:26 lmao that awkward silence after the gunfire stops
When Sam said "Hey Google...." that set off my device
Two times and on the second time it pulled up another RUclips video taking me away from this one. Rip
Went out skating, saw new general sam video, life is good
this video is peak sam imo. Ratting around to make money, combined with dying because he had to take care of his child, and just some of the moments in the video are so iconic to the rest of his channel. Wrapped up very nicley in shiros album.
Been here since 100k, and let me tell you sammy boy I've never regretted anything more
Sam is in the denial stage of grief after his whole bitcoin debacle 1:41
*Isn’t very happy and is very bored*
*sees a new general Sam video*
*happiness*
Gay
Yes. Sam and Tarkov is like ice in a milk glass
This is the best channel to watch while stoned, hands down
never stop releasing vidoes sam. my life has been down in the dumps lately and the only things uplifting me are smoking some dank ass weed and your hilarious videos. never stop doing what you love bro!
Suddenly Aqua’s infatuation with Tarkov is explained
Every day you look more and more like Megamind, mad respek
this is gold 4 years later
0:00 Damn that camera tho💯
“Goo lagoon” it’s denser than water, making a underwater ocean of goo
Brine
This game will destroy the middle class.
Had this playing out loud and it triggered my google assistant
Once again, Bryan is the funniest person here.
I bought Tarkov the other day and literally the 3rd item I looted was a labs card
4:20pm post.
This proves that EST is the superior time zone
EST master race
This is too much Entertainment for something free !!! LMAO
The humble origins of the master RAT
MY DUDE! That hairline receding faster than my grades
It would make sense, considering you can't spell
@@k-rom8694 elaborate, my guy
the jeff big brain moves right here. correcting spelling that isn’t wrong lol
@@k-rom8694 yeah it makes a lot of sense considering all of his spelling is correct
@@dillonc4508 well i must be right i mean look at all those likes
If you want a greedy game play Warthunder you've played it once but you don't know the true suffering now
3:09 damn homie just got shot through the screen and started seeing his life flash before his eyes
I generally enjoy General Sam's vids, there excellently edited, funny, and each on is different from the last. Most of my youtubers are kinda in a content drought but not Sam, thanks for all the laughs man.
140 dollars for a game...
my dad is surprised a gaming mouse cost more then 20 dollars lol
Its 45 dollars
I’m surprised too. I’m still using the mouse the school let me have because it was too old
Lmao it’s like 30 bucks
Lookin a little slimmer there Sam, hopefully because you are. Be a good dad and husband and don't drop dead of a heart attack or some shit my dude, you got a good life in the works.
that cliffhanger was a killer
Muscle, Fungletoe, and Poleslaw are all pretty fun to play with (I've only ever played ARMA 3 with them, they host community missions on Sundays that are pretty neato.)
When he said escape from tarcov I almost came
The level isn't new
The keycard is.
You set off my whole house with the "hey google"
good ol shiro wit the classic jammies.
You should become the Lenin/Trotsky of Attack on Tarkov and demand in-game wealth redistribution, you must do this become a true Slav.
Escape From*
For now.... just wait for Sam’s revolution to come ...
Sam is the Rod Reiss of tarkov.
the dislikes are from all the weaklings that have epilepsy
bigdaddychudd in 5th grade my friend died from epilepsy
@@michelangelo5903 uhhh guys... this is pretty epic.
@@michelangelo5903L bozo
2:30 I have a buddy who is exactly like that. No matter what if I get a cool thing he will always say "Oh I need that, can I have that?" I found a red rebel in a chest and swear to god he spent the rest of the night trying to justify why I should give it to him lol
crazy to see shiro on here. i collabed w him prior to his switch to lofi.
Btw after writing your password 3 times wrong you get IP banned on website. Thanks Tarkov.
no, you don't you get 5 minute timeout for messing up too much.
@@rager7709 i got it month ago. Now there is this ,,unusual traffic" issue that people say its IP ban for website.
Some guy I know bought one of the expensive editions, never received the ability to play it(I forget what exactly happened) and the devs refused to give him a refund and he spent a good 3 months trying to either get a refund or be able to play the game.
@@MangasColoradas941 just needed VPN to fix it. I know also dude that hasnt even downloaded game and got banned for cheating.
@@kubahoownia9725 write the support
its because you got dynamic IP and your ip is on a blacklist
Awwwww no epic minecraft 2 whatever its still my favorite shekel hoarder on the youtubes
Lmao we are most definitely not vibin wit the tunes but we still fwy so its coo
As someone who just finished reading Of Mice and Men, I appreciate the reference lol
Hey google, what if we kissed in front of labs? 🙈
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Go play some kenshi
Get to work jew
as a note, the labs design of being one-time for in-game currency is a fantastic idea for combating inflation, kind of like those hyper-expensive in game mounts in wow, starting with the mammoth
It’s kinda wild to see people talking about labs as a new map