Ballistank is the true MvP for this video. Dawg went along with Sam’s shit talking while staying semi in character and hanging out for the adventure. Dudes a good sport and a dope guy, and was essential for more of the storytelling aspect of the video. Cheers dude
The fact that people were killing each other for it, showing it off and ultimately sealing it away just makes it a daedric artifact, it very much was Umbra
@jellyskelly1244 it's funny, in his killing all zombies pt 2 he talked about general sam, and it was crazy to hear someone talk about sam, another youtuber nevertheless 😭
I appreciate that Sam doesn’t rush content out. He takes time to actually put out videos that are worth watching instead of just posting bullshit for the daily views.
Most people go through their sk8er phase when theyre 16 and either stick with it till theyre 50 or give it up at 16 1/2. You developed yours in your early fattest 30s.
Sams first videos were "serious" skate 3 montages, I think he may, like me, have always loved skating but was too uncoordinated or too scared of falling to ever learn tricks
When I was in high school, I tried to recreate the Skyrim map in Minecraft, I never finished it and I never can because Microsoft wiped my Mojang account just because I wasn't active enough to know I had to migrate my account and keep the purchase I had for over a decade
I cannot believe Astolfo had the PERFECT Patches prank drop on you only for you to pull a Patches immediately on him. "Go on, have a look! Take your time starving to death. Then I'll sell every last trinket off your corpse."
It's been awhile daddy Sam, we've missed you but I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family. Also wasn't expecting you to make a minecraft server but glad to see you guys made one, I loved you guys playing minecraft and even better you include the dark brotherhood.
Server idea: Open to public but the random people are locked outside of the main city by a barrier block impenetrable wall. They can be let in only when needed. Main members can have some way to leave and enter.
@@gabehorn9810 Normal people usually say to eat shit instead of eat "dirt from the rear end of an animal" and blood instead of "red liquid", but I guess it makes sense since you're definitely not normal.
Wait, wasn't there a podcast like 6 months or something ago in the boomer ages where he was talking about this and building the dark brotherhood house? All while his daughter is tripping wanting to play "the cool game" everyone talks about at school with some guy is in the background making "German Windmills" on the ice? Either time flies or I'm suffering from dementia.
Creating a device to fly up to someone's second story home to blow raspberries is pretty diabolical.
What does diabolical mean?
Griefing for profit
Google that shit brochacho @@bumbaclot813
_"ok we're going to put a hit on that guy"_ x'D
@@bumbaclot813 Google is your friend
7:08 crazy to me that you can be a fan of general sam, and still feel comfortable being right beside him near a cliff
to be a fan of general sam is to be sadistic, but to be a friend of general sam is to be foolish
Prob not a real fan
The moment Sam heard the sword was going to church and not a synagogue it was on
Alright it time to go underground.
Proceeds to show picture of his brother.
15:00
Anyone remember when Sam made a Skyrim series about being an honest merchant who everyone was anti semetic towards?
I do, simpler times
It's hard to be the only Jew in the land.
What’s the name of the playlist?
@@garbageFreeFallsheklescheme
@@garbageFreeFall the Shekelstein Saga; it's reuploaded on a different channel
@@cabersmithty!
Ballistank is the true MvP for this video. Dawg went along with Sam’s shit talking while staying semi in character and hanging out for the adventure. Dudes a good sport and a dope guy, and was essential for more of the storytelling aspect of the video. Cheers dude
Ballistank alt account found
You know he was just waiting for a chance to get that sword back.
He even posed for a great photo shoot outside the sewerslide booth
The guy sounds like the one dude in highschool who wore fedoras
He's just a chill guy😏
Sam picked up Umbra and immediately lost himself to its power
The fact that people were killing each other for it, showing it off and ultimately sealing it away just makes it a daedric artifact, it very much was Umbra
bro lost himself before he even got it.
@@JargonMadjin Elder Wand ! A deathly hallow!
More like Sam tainted Umbra lol
Only Sam could make a Minecraft video that isn't about Minecraft
Makes it watchable
👆 righr, vanilla minecraft isn't made for multiplayer
@@JonselytheGreatand it's boring as hell
6:07 risky business making sam pay a toll after the last Zomboid video
petition for him to play more zomboid because that was the funniest shit
they gave Ballstank the Julius Caesar treatment
what you didn't see was the countless innocent he massacred with that sword
"Jew swindles his way into posessing item meant for the church. Joins secret shadow association and looses the item in duel in hell."
😂😂😂
holy shit
You sleep rather soundly... for a griefer...
Haha that's a good one
bro literally just blows raspberries at sam and he goes on a war path, rips away the guys identity, his job and his confidence, incredible
except none of that happens in the video
that picture of sam getting confronted at the end is worse than any prison sentence
Yo! Love your PZ content!
@jellyskelly1244 it's funny, in his killing all zombies pt 2 he talked about general sam, and it was crazy to hear someone talk about sam, another youtuber nevertheless 😭
I appreciate that Sam doesn’t rush content out. He takes time to actually put out videos that are worth watching instead of just posting bullshit for the daily views.
Same. Genny Sams is best t00ber.
I love daddy sammy
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Overlooking the dark brotherhood (more like dork cringehood) thought the contract was moral… the boop off the mountain was FUNNY
A contract is a contract..
Can already tell by the title and thumbnail, this is gonna be a hood classic
this comment sums up the entire fan base
@@illumi._. tf does this even mean
@@goobman3590 Judging a book by its cover. most fitting as that's what illumi is doing too. Hehe. Yep I pointed out a logical fallacy so I win.
actually was a pretty legit vid
That's a crazy observation
Abby been feeding sam like a champ this festive season.
The Ball guy got Caesar'd lol
Never thought id see a minecraft skating montage when i first played it in like 2010
i love the editing on the Oblivion clip. Great job whoever does the editing. I think its Sam but im not 100% sure.
If it’s on this channel it’s edited by me
@@GeneralSam Only until your kids are old enough to have editing videos as one of their chores
@@GeneralSamkys I luv u
Sam has been ripping up those crunch wrap supremes holy boi
I'm the same lol give us a break. Just temporary Christmas puffiness lol
you should have someone rename the sword to "The Bane of Stank" or something so the story of how he lost his sword is told forever
Just name it "Hubris"
Hivelord's Hubris
the follow up clarification that DB still infact meant Dark brotherhood right after explaining what it meant was quite comedic i must say
Lmfao balistank saying he knows what sword sams talking about with the most annoyed tone ever had me dying bro just kept rubbing it in
Most people go through their sk8er phase when theyre 16 and either stick with it till theyre 50 or give it up at 16 1/2.
You developed yours in your early fattest 30s.
Sams first videos were "serious" skate 3 montages, I think he may, like me, have always loved skating but was too uncoordinated or too scared of falling to ever learn tricks
Bro, that one specific adjective was fucking unnecessary lmao
Lol made me giggle@@HotdogSosage
5:35 I was not ready for the "dude who almost has my username" jumpscare
That guy literally had the Obi-Wan Kenobi high ground on you, and you still challenged him. There was never any other outcome.
sam talking about opening a chill Minecraft server and not even FIFTEEN MINUTES into the video bro has a whole ass person trapped in his basement
I love how Sam freezes and stays quiet for a while on any interaction, clearly thinking about the best way to kill them without getting in trouble
this shit brings me back to the Skyrim series
9:50 throwback to when Sam used to make skate 3 edits
For anyone wondering...the song during the siiiiick skate montage is "BOGO" by Jippy.
dude... you rock. thanks!
Gorilla Monsoon by Westside Gunn
Jippy released a new album, can’t wait for the new Jippy songs in Sam’s videos
sam holding the sword over the balcony like michael jackson showing off blanket
0:42 I really thought this was going to lead into a sponsored segment.
If anyone was gonna take a sponsorship from a real life assassin organization it'd be Sam
I’ve watched this video like three times and I still love it
MOAR MINE CRAFT PLZZZ
Sam looks phenomenal for an Anglo Saxon
He's Ewish
@@ghostram7900 Hes anglo he did a DNA test and found out he's 0% jewish, his dad was adopted by a jewish family. one of the funniest bits of sam kore
He’s Jewish…..?
His looks do not betray
It's because his step dad was Puerto Rican
Minecraft and oblivion? Sam is in need of money
Gotta recoup after Christmas my man
I never understood why Christmas felt so cozy and now I know why, Sam said it best, it’s the comfiest gaming season
Mid 30's year old dad actively trying to use "crash out" in scripts.
he's 28
@@travus111 Mid 30's
@@travus111bro was around for WW2 on skibidi 💀💀💀
Im 36 and been using crash out for over a decade. Maybe it was DC slang first or something
Gen z trying to claim credit for slang that's been around for decades
Bros gunna find the dark brotherhood in every game at this rate.
9:30 B.O.G.O - your best friend jippy | absolutely one of my favorites, youre welcome
Thank you
The best part of this video is when that guy kicks your teeth in and takes your sword Sam. Highly amusing.
Ngl that skate montage was lit af
Whoa, that last clip of the sealed sword
I thought it was an edit till you started moving, that was epic
You know what they call The Dark Brotherhood in France?
La Confrérie Noire
9:31 Jippy beats and westside gunns verses never cease to amaze 💨
Yeah of course Sam's Minecraft house has a dungeon/torture basement. It'd honestly be more strange if it didn't
Sam showing his “nose” heritage by swindling out the guild by getting them to pay him the contract he didn’t complete lol
10:31 "but you said this shit was lame bunkshit" -Balistank funniest line
Sam went back
Yo his roots with the skate montage
Love you too, Sam. Merry Chrysler and Happy New Year, pimp.
I never thought Minecraft skateboarding b-roll could be so satisfying and sick well done
Sam would be a great killer in a horror movie about a serial killer that's in the closet
Its a small detail but a great one, i fucking love that he said heelflips instead of kickflips
Back to your roots of skating montages I see, the world truly is healing.
I love the pettiness over the sword
You were my #2 gaming creator this year, i aspire to get you off my list next year!
22:56 His swag levels are off the charts.
Im not sure when the server went up but i joined on the 4-5th and had a blast. Thank you guys for joining me on the SMP
The Tale of BallSmasher
Here I was thinking Sam was about to drop a new Chairdolf Sitler series 😪
This a certified hood classic right here slime
This is epic, love watching Sam have fun with his friends.
That was the hardest skating montage I’ve ever seen in Minecraft l
I love how Sam can shoot a Minecraft skate session and it still looks sweet, lol.
When I was in high school, I tried to recreate the Skyrim map in Minecraft, I never finished it and I never can because Microsoft wiped my Mojang account just because I wasn't active enough to know I had to migrate my account and keep the purchase I had for over a decade
lot of good life lessons here
Somebody (wont say who) told me about your plans for EFT this wipe, you better deliver now and it better be extra slimey.
More like the dank brotherhood! Nice, Sams gonna love that one
15:13 THERE I AM MA!
oh my god, the i76 music in the last third. Talk about a flashback to childhood
Damn dude, i just realised how big your earlobes are now I'll never unsee it
That skating edit was harder than all the diamond armor in the world
the minecraft Lois with the USA flag on top lmao
literally did this back in middle school in a server. got paid diamonds for kills. when a war happened and towns burned
5:28 WHY IS THERE ONLY TWO??? THERE NEEDS TO BE 4 SPEAKERS, A THUMB AND 4 FINGERS MAKE UP A HAND!!!! MY IMMERSION IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because in Minecraft you can only hold two items
One of my favorite videos Sam has ever made.
Didn't know I'd be breaking out the lotion today
Giving you the coal the first time instead of the sword had me rolling, lmao. "You've been a bad boy!"
Dude this is the raddest minecraft video I’ve ever seen. You’re cracked my guy.
Absolutely loved this video. Really threw me back to the last minecraft vid you did with the mountain boys. Cant wait for part two!
I cannot believe Astolfo had the PERFECT Patches prank drop on you only for you to pull a Patches immediately on him. "Go on, have a look! Take your time starving to death. Then I'll sell every last trinket off your corpse."
0:22 I can’t believe I recognized what this guy’s skin was from, only from the back.
What was he?
You can't just leave us hanging
It's been awhile daddy Sam, we've missed you but I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family. Also wasn't expecting you to make a minecraft server but glad to see you guys made one, I loved you guys playing minecraft and even better you include the dark brotherhood.
Good to see Sam touch back to his skate days when he got his board back. Sick af Sam G.
23:36 my guy maybe if you had something other than iron on😂 think tarkov u had lev 2 gear on with a bbrimped out wep😢
Love all your videos but the ones with westside gunn are always the best❤
It’s okay to be Anglo Saxon
The guy you are watching is Jewish
no, it isn't.
It's ok to be Norman
Anyone depressed in this chat and alone?
Where have you been since 2015? It hasn’t been okay to be white in 10 years.
"Glacial Throngler" being the sword to overpower "BallSmasher" is just biblical levels of peak
0:37 this aged like fine milk
7:06 Patches from dark souls
I love hearing sam talk about his servers on the podcast then getting the video right after
2:03 based trad cath warrior!!
Don’t never stop making videos sam ⛽️ ⛽️
In case anyone wants to play with the skateboard mod, it’s the mod “I wanna skate” made by Alex, the same guy behind Alex’s mobs and Alex’s caves.
Server idea: Open to public but the random people are locked outside of the main city by a barrier block impenetrable wall. They can be let in only when needed. Main members can have some way to leave and enter.
Hope the new year brings you tons of dirt to eat, you really have earned it
dirt from the rear end of an animal. I hope it doesn't process and you then release red liquid from your own behind
Thanks for commenting. Your interactions and support go a long way to extending Sam’s reach to more people.
@@gabehorn9810 Normal people usually say to eat shit instead of eat "dirt from the rear end of an animal" and blood instead of "red liquid", but I guess it makes sense since you're definitely not normal.
Wait, wasn't there a podcast like 6 months or something ago in the boomer ages where he was talking about this and building the dark brotherhood house? All while his daughter is tripping wanting to play "the cool game" everyone talks about at school with some guy is in the background making "German Windmills" on the ice? Either time flies or I'm suffering from dementia.
That was 3 days ago. Quit consuming so much your brain is rotting.
Stay Semi out there Folks, Stay Semi.