Minecraft Is Our Salvation 🙏 Here's Why
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- Опубликовано: 19 мар 2019
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I can't wait until the kids grow up. Then the world won't have any kids
Same bro
Lmfao
Until the condom breaks
what9842 xddddd
that's 200 iq ya got right there bud
what about my nascar bed
No u get a choo choo train bed
You want a twain fact?
@@guac8447 LEAVE IT IN THE PAST
Can u teel me abot trains?
Never got white listed smh
“I’ve realized something, gamers are the opposite of pedophiles.” Best opening line of a RUclips video ever 😂
i lost my shits right there
Except that there is sometimes a little bit of overlap, sadly
@@slein1055 discord moment
@@slein1055 nah. those aren't gamers. They're dittos posing as gamers to attract their prey.
this statement didn't age well
"I got a master's degree in hitting kids, hold on." *proceeds to miss the baby zombie 50 times*
to be fair, it takes the average human like 2000 times to hit the fucking zombies they're so damn small and fast
@@doc69420 right!?
He's got a master's degree in hitting his own baby daughter.
It’s a hidden message about how college an unnecessary task forced upon the youth by society as a whole.
He should have finished his doctorate.
Ah i see you take part in the craft............ brother.
fanatically fantastic indeed
where can I find ur profile pic??? asap!!!
I would like this comment, but I can't make it uneven
Stokes is that you?
I'm gonna keep it honest here chief, I genuinely believe this is my favourite video.
DGC Darkness watch how it feels to play sniper by lazypurple
Um...you realize shekelstien exists right?
His Shekelstein Skyrim serious was my personal favorite by a long shot but shit man I wouldn’t mind more Minecraft vids from him to be all honest, I’m actually enjoying watching a Minecraft video for the first time on RUclips in years now hahha
Looks like you haven’t seen his dark souls hat video
Is it the hat???
>Goes back to minecraft bc "the kids are gone"
>Creates invite only realm
Check out the brain on Sam!
Sam is so smart that any time a new hair wants to grow on his head, he thinks it out of existence. This is the real reason behind his receding hairline.
Found a kid
the point was that the kids being there made it uncool but now their gone it isnt uncool anymore
@Gabrielk 2024 yall, wtf is reddit
TheSlightEuphoric it’s a gay
*dude just a couple more blocks and I'ma raise my daughter I sweaaaar*
I was wiping my butt at the end when your pick broke, I dropped my tp and kept wiping with my hand.
Thanks Sam.
Epic gamer moment right there
God himself
*GOD HAS SPOKEN*
Thanks for the story God
Damn, god himself watching this jew? Sam is quite popular.
Minecraft + adult humour = good crack
Jim .t craic*
Oblivion’s Stand cac
This is what we’ve been waiting for
Anyone got suggestions on where I kind find vids like these, Minecraft with adult humour commentary?
Mr nuisance I don’t know but if anyone else knows please share to us!
Ya know after watching this episode again I feel like the Gamer Hole should be paying Bryan royalties on the name.
That’s what I’m sayin
iconic line
This is the first General Sam vid I saw. And now I'm in a deep parasocial relationship with him and Poob.
Help.
I also just came back to watch the first general sam video I ever watched I can't even comprehend how I used to go throughout my day before I watched general sam since I listen to one of their podcast or videos at least once a day, theirs no escape XD
The thing is, this video hits so close to home because I've spent the past week glued to my seat playing Minecraft with a bunch of randoms. And it's just as Glorias as I remember.
Travis Williams Glorious* But I’ll let it slide cause i can relate.
Wasn't there a boat-based adventure map called Gloria back in the day?
Same
honestly same im playing on a streamers realm and just having pure joy going back and playing
@@Fillentr I *
You can't get the shaft if you don't play that craft
imma spelunk in your diamond hole
Spleef in my mouth
i already splooged
Ah. Id love to see a series if this.
I laughed so much. Such a great video. xD
Man, anyone knows Minecraft series with the same kind of humor and feel?
That shit is F I R E
Neebs gaming has a similar but not identical feel with there Minecraft series
I recently hopped back on Minecraft a few weeks ago.. maybe my mind knew all along lmao
Same xd
Same. Wtf...
Seems like everyone’s been getting back on Minecraft lately
me too. what the actual hek
Lilly Awkward me too lmao
Im so glad you posted this. My friends and I have started playing Minecraft together again lol
Same here
Same, we already have 13 diamonds.
Same, its a timeless game
@@poxy5122 Lmao poor
make another minecraft video. i have been rewatching this for years
I want a series made out of this. I haven’t genuinely laughed at a RUclips video in a long time and this made me laugh so much. This video has a perfect amount of nostalgia and fun. I really appreciate this video. Keep it up man.
As someone who had their shiny first edition Charizard card stolen from them in Primary school, this hit close to home.
TechNoir So does this mean you’re buying some socks?
I feel you man.....
Mine was a fucking Zapdos. I'm still mad.
Feels bad.
I stabbed a kid with a pencil cause he tried that shit when I was in 4th grade
After a long hiatus and a good PC, I'm playing this game again and it is just as fun as I remembered. Now I have the feeling of hours flying past without me noticing again.
Pyrs I started playing a week ago for no reason at all. So nice, and the next patch looks pretty sick.
Ethan McRoy nice me too, i really whant some of those Rtx cards now that minecraft acually needs ray tracing for zeus shaders. Unfortunstely i only have Rx 570 xd
Do you have a realm you could invite me to?
Pyrs that’s literally exactly what happens with me and my friend it will be a school night and we’ll get on around 9 and then next thing we know it’s 2 in the morning
@@batmanandrobin250 I miss those days. Playing OG minecraft on the white xbox 360 at my friends house. Split screen, shitty graphics, no hunger bars, old school music. Man, I REALLY miss those days.
That scream at 23:16 is what I live for, that pure terror of death
still to this day one of your finest videos
patiently hoping for a sequel 🤞
A laughed at this video more times then all the videos I watched in 2018
Toas ty this is the first video I have watched that made me cry and laugh
Wanna like it but it has 69 likes so...
Toas ty same
Want to like but it’s at 420 tho.....
Laughing is kind of weird, you express emotion instead of thinking that this is funny
You know a video is gonna be good when it mentions pedophiles within the first 5 seconds
This is definitely my favorite video of yours. I can't stop coming back to it from time to time.
A classic
Good guy Sam with the racially neutral yellow praying hands👌🏼
lmao
@@mrbenjiboy9527 youre not number 1 exporter of potassium. everyone knows thats Kazakhstan
Carful Sam, you're gonna make this cool again and the kids start piling in.
How much I wish you were wrong
this is my all time comfort video on youtube. my favorite video on the platform. thank you for making this sam.
23:07 I don't even have words for how funny that whole scene is
stop the nostalgia is stabbing my heart
For real though
I looked it up, yeah Chuck - E - Cheese does indeed serve Alcohol...
Lmao
Nice
How else are you supposed to bear it?
sick
0:22 - 3 Years later, and the interesting thing is that process repeated over again. In 2019/20 Teenagers and Adults went back into playing minecraft because the kids had fucked off, then after a year or two a bunch of kid friendly Minecraft youtubers like dream, tubbo ect ruined the fun just like they did back in 2013 with a stampede of kids and the Teenagers and Adults ran for the hills again.
See yall in 2024-2025 when we can play minecraft again without being the guy who drinks beer and looks at the kids in the ball pit in chuck e cheese.
sam has been ahead of the curve on so many fckin youtube trends its ridiculous
he’s a puppet master controlled by the big brain behind the bigger forehead
Sam, gotta say man, you've made me laugh the most I have in a long time, in fact, so hard I instantly grew some abs from the movement and became a chad
Sam, can I buy just 1 sock? All I need is something to catch my swim team🏊♂️ for easy clean up...
Hold up
DangerMouSe I don’t get the joke, explain.
Bruh selling single socks. That's a whole new market.
I can smell the shekels from here.
Get on this Sam.
Sam’s inventory management during this gave me a hernia, how dare you call yourself the Resident Rat
Anything:
These guys: *WHEEEEEEZE*
I never thought this day would come, but at last my salvation...there truly is a god.
First Carson streams the most badass minecraft sesh, now Sam has uploaded a minecraft video.
Boys, Minecraft is back.
yus
gosh I hope so.
Whos Carson?
everyone: nobody
Sky intensifies
also Skydoesminecraft is back
For some reason I heard revenants noises and chaingun fires from DOOM at 6:47, anyone else?
This man literally saw the future because this is legit what happened
This game WAS my childhood. Damn, it feels good to be back.
I cried to calm Minecraft music at 3am last night,in bouta be playin this shit for days
HELL YAH DUDe!
That why you still have a Minecraft profile pic
According to Sam, kids ruined Minecraft
@@GG-pb8hp dont listen to him
PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?
this is the prime time to become a minecraft youtuber
That opening hook is fucking nuts
Me and my friend came back to minecraft and we started a new survival world. We beat the Ender dragon, did as much as we could and life was good.
"Gamers are the opposite of pedophiles"
Well.... thank you for that one sam.
I love how bold Stanley Kubrick was to include your socks in the stargate sequence in 2001: A Space Odyssey
How's that lawsuit going?
@@MercuryBlackN he won
God…the internet is such a time capsule…
didnt know you watched general sam
did NOT expect ruben sim to be an avid general sam enjoyer
This is your best video
I don't have personalized ads on. I just got a barbie ad for Sam, truly an amazing moment
It's not because it's kid free! Some unexplainable force made me play it over Christmas break and then all the sudden everyone was playing it! It's the dealings of witches not because the kids are gone!
@brickiwiki117 I was joking about the witches thing but it really is weird that everyone just started playing randomly around the same time without outside influence!
good
@@GeneralSam booking flights asap
To this day, I still quote 5:19 regularly.
I really really wanna know what the fuck stallt was up too. All these years later and thinking about his sneaky ass still boggles the mind.
9 year olds after seeing this
TImmy........... hold my apple juice
no worries if it's apple cider, kid's a legend then.
@@Sujiceel DickSON ciDER
@@azmastergamer6908 Better.
@@azmastergamer6908 whoever made that cider must have really hated their kid
@@stainlessnightcore5165 probably
Bro your starting speech genuinely got me hyped
I've never related to anything in my life more than the pickaxe breaking one block away from the end.
The agony.
19:33 "Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma."
Anything
Wow when CD Player by Jippy started playing when the character entered the music disk in the note block
Was epic
People in 2013- 2016:
Oh...you ACTUALLY play Minecraft...Why?
People in 2018- 2019:
You still play Minecraft? Thats pretty cool.
Meh, more like 2015-2016, that's when it started falling out of popularity finally
@@august4476 I'll bump it up to 2014-16 but thats all ill give to ya.
Soul Candle doesn’t it still have like 9m+ monthly players
>tfw yesterday's zoomers are today's boomers
@@august4476 except it never fell out of popularity, and like 10 million people still played it daily
Ok, I don't know if Sam happens upon this shit every now and then... but this shit is a comfort commodity. It's the fried chicken, colonel sanders secret, cram jam special of a video that I love comin' back to.
Sadly king, your premonition only lasted so long. The tikes have returned to sink our blessed Memecraft into oblivion. Truely this is a sad time to be alive.
Good ol general jew back to basics
8:16 had me crying, holy shit. Thank you papa rabbi
Fortnite overrated, apex outdated, long have we awaited, MINECRAFT ACTIVATED
Your powers combined
To create the ultimate rhyme
Lmfaooo y'all are some happy gamers
Gaymers
GAMERS UNITE
I've watched this so many times cause it's so good. It'd be great to see a second part to this
6:00 when mom finds hentai flash drive drawer
Katcher when mom finds the newborn kitten drawer
@@wor4656 ok sorry dad i wont post comments again
When mom finds the poop sock.
Minecraft has always been a timeless classic
It just had a cancer community
Your not wrong, but I got used to it.
At least not anymore.
I’m a kid I guess, but I’m not part of the toxic community. That’s why I always kept away from servers tbh. I just play the game for what it is.
As any popular game does, the bad people just stick out and there’s a lot of them...
7:21 Gamer moment!
1.4 mil views, still classed as under rated video. this gets you weezing from his first lip separation to vocal making sound words words voice.
Im literally playing minecraft again because of CallMeCarson's minecraft streamer server lol
Also because there is shader packs that I realize I never had before because my old pc was shit and couldnt even handle vanilla
Universe_Taco I play because of Carson too
Universe_Taco I started to play again because of his stream with ant venom in it
same carson got me back into minecraft
Vanirra paste?
Serial killers and pedophiles. Loving it already.
BRING THIS BACK, DO A SERIES, i love this shit sam
12:39 he literally sounds like chris from family guy when he says "youre my hero"
Also I kno Sam's an epic baller at making shit cinematic, but like he doesn't done it for a while and he did it for this war torn cool grandpa of a game
I haven’t been excited to watch a Minecraft series since I was 9, you should 100% continue this
I’ve rewatched this video at least over ten times and he really did pretty much predict the Minecraft bring back of 2019
Just started watching your channel recently love em keep it up
Complains about the game having too many little kids, creates realm.
GOOFY FILMER 😂
A beautiful Ruger SR9 compact, General. Beautiful indeed...
The slide spring is way too stiff on mine I actually hate the gun lmao
General Sam lol 😂 gotta get yourself a Browning Hi-Power, my man. You’ll never regret that purchase 👊🏼
I still rewatch this up to this day. Sam I need more that minecraft crack you selling
Three months later, we have begun a new golden age
This Video: *exists*
Balloon Out Back: go crazy go stupid uh
Das Moon mayor of ugly*
Oh you silly goose
The only minecraft let’s play I’ve ever laughed at apart from 2011 yogscast probably 😂
Yusß
peddocast*
This may be the best video I've seen in a few months. Me and my friends did the same thing last week and it turned out just as hilarious for us.
Thank you guys for flying the Minecraft flag again, I salute you!
4 years later this video is still the best video made on RUclips
That balloon in the background...
This comment seems like a simplified version of one I did 2 months aho
3 minutes in and it sounds like you invited a kid to play with you..
Make part 2 please this was funny af
this is my first video ever of watching you. I LOVE THIS CONTENT SUBBED
sorry it took me so long to get on this train
Thanks for your teachings father
Now this is good
This could become a weekly thing...
Plz do a series on this. Its so fun to watch!
“i just need a couple of zzzs man” 😂
_*casually walks in front of skeleton with one heart_
Whats the Seed and the location of the gamer hole?
wouldn't you like to know WEATHERBOY
Damn roasted by a jewboy
@@GeneralSam Where is your rabbi?
This kid is sketchy
Please make a series I love this