Fuck aqua. All aquas done is use Same to get to where he is now. Then does absolutely nothing with him anymore. Aquas no better than an immigrant wife.
Bryan needs a green screen, I know he cannonically lives in the back rooms, but it really breaks my immersion when 3 out of 4 members are clearly in the wilderness and Bryan is in his depression hole.
“This guy was a fucking freak” In reality he was just a nice dude that helped them find what they were looking for and then went back about his business.
after hearing this i understand why they quit 4 miles in. truly a forehead fables moment by planning a hiking trip in a random place at the worst time of year
I'd say kick Bryan and put bizzle in. With 4 hosts that wouldn't leave room for a guest, podcasts get too chaotic with more than 4 people. Or they could alternate bizzle and Bryan. I'd be down with that
Honestly, the weirdest part about the whole drug trip thing is where aqua refused to take them because "that's not the way of god" and then put on the klan hood.
As an NH boy, I can whole heartedly recommend a hiking trip in nh, but make sure it's around august-september. Least unpredictable weather of the year, and fall foliage in September makes it scenic
Props to Brian for his years of neglecting his physical health to the point that a 4 mile hike nearly kills him, how brave and completely unavoidable. not like he had months (if not years) to prepare for a hike with his friends. I'm sure all his shit breaking was because it was made poorly and had nothing to do with the extra 100+ lbs of fat he carries with him every where he goes... But props Brian, roll out his participation trophy. 🏆 the person who really deserves props is Sam, seeing him next to byran really shows how far he has come.
As someone who also partakes in bushcraft, I've been looking forward to this episode forever. As a 20 year old my friends and I used to go get lost in the woods, and suffer together in the snow, smoke and eat mushies, hide under boulders and challenge the weather to get worse. Now they all have kids and it's nearly impossible to get ahold of more than one at a time. It's great to see so many similarities, as when I hike by myself i'll go 20-25 miles a day, but with friends we usually go 2-4. Food always comes first, and we always leave chocolates with fungus at the check in station.
You could have this too if you spent your time associating with every crazy person you meet in a video game instead of living it vicariously through a podcast hosted by people who don't know you exist. General Sam is MY friend (not yours, got it?) and I can't wait to talk to him again in Forehead Fables next episode.
Over the course of the camping episode and this podcast episode bizzle has become my favorite character/ person of the show 😂 dudes chill as hell and hilarious
Hiking and backpacking gear is the absolute epitome of “you get what you pay for.” It’s insane how much your experience will be upgraded by not cheaping out on gear. I’m not just talking about it breaking and falling apart, more expensive backpacks for example will distribute weight better and rest much more comfortably on your shoulders, making it an infinitely more pleasant experience. Don’t cheap out, especially on the backpack and the coat.
Here is a tip, if you are camping with people who are not like expert campers maybe dont go camping in the snow, honestly i think sam just wanted to make a video about bryan or poob freezing to death in the snow then cooking them for one of his cooking videos
1:20:20 try not drinking anything but water and eating all natural yogurt for a week with light foods you should feel better its probably your stomach lining or some shit like that
The Channel 5 guy has continuous visual fragmentations from shrooms, just so you guys know. I don’t really know the details, but he went crazy hard when he was young and now always basically sees snow and has a dissociative disorder. Not saying don’t do shrooms but it’s not impossible to get messed up.
That can only really happen when you do too many psychedelics when your brain is still developing (like Andrew did when he was like 14, I think?). It's rare for adults to get HPPD unless you go far beyond a heroic dose. I have done shroomies and cid quite a few times at varying intensities and haven't had any problems.
You know it's funny hearing Sam talk about his post Covid Cursed horrid poops , cause after Covid my poops have become logs of hatred and decay as well , I thought I was alone lol .
watching the mushroom part was great lol brang back some crazy memories. i know that exactly feeling just uncontrollably laughing and yelling random shit as loud as possible lmao its like absolute chaos is happening when in reality nothing is happening and ur just outa control😅
@@KriminalKat They even joked to have him in every episode, i hope they make it real but all of the podcasts with 4 people as "Moderators" is pretty confusing with guests. Maybe they can make it good.
Ok ok ok. Sam. My brother was born blind and I nearly had a meltdown as to the comment about Bryan method acting a blind person. Can confirm he wears shades and windbreaker (not only black)
1:52:57 the clash turned out to be so much more entertaining than I expected, I thought it was gonna be mostly untrained people swinging for half a round then gassing out for the remaining round but we had so many (mismatched) TKOs, and to be fair to the winners, they were only mismatched because they trained way harder than their opponents, not because of some previous training or other unfair advantages.
Lokey bro, it's been 5 years since he's hiked with his brother for a vid than this is 2 years ago. They talked about goin again a year later, ain't looking like it
Its sad aqua didn’t make it back, but at least he seems happy with “his people” whatever that means
He did. He drown in a tent flood.
Yes YEs . Twas a worthy sacrifice
Ever noticed his chest tattoos with the germanic eagles and weird windmills? 🤔
Fuck aqua. All aquas done is use Same to get to where he is now. Then does absolutely nothing with him anymore. Aquas no better than an immigrant wife.
he's the grand wizard
Bizzle really should be a permanent member of the podcast or at least a consistent guest
I agree 100%. Excellent member of the crew
We need just a little more of that Bizzle
And he would definitely be great at pulling a guest into the convo
I for sure could use extra Bizzle
one monthly bizzle episode
finally bizzle is back on, truly the most anticipated guest of all time
best guest
Aside from Abby and stalltt
The Bizzle episode was one of the best imo.
Bizzle has to become a co-host
Love how positive he is - he's the yin to their yang
Bizzle has always been, hands down, the perfect balancing piece
i want bizzle as a co-host, mr bizzle episode is my favourite
Would be dope but also 4 dudes… what is this the gamer hole???
@@chancejanociak1279 4? it would be 3
@@biscuit4292 So out of Sam, Bryan, Poob and Bizzle, who's the chick my guy?
the fly part from "this is not a comedy podcast" is my absolute favorite
3 boys 1 man
Bryan needs a green screen, I know he cannonically lives in the back rooms, but it really breaks my immersion when 3 out of 4 members are clearly in the wilderness and Bryan is in his depression hole.
How do you know he's not in the wilderness with a greenscreen depression hole?
@@Kalron9 bcuz it’s Bryan- he hates that shit lmao
You got what u wanted.... Was it worth it?
Bruh what immersion are you like rping you live with them. Are you pretending to be in a conversation with them hahahha
Everytime I see Bryan's room now I will think he's stuck in the backrooms
"a group of internet dwellers discover hanging out IRL is kind of neat," the episode
@@derek859 ???
I laughed hysterically for the mushroom story however, I bought the patreon exclusively to hear Bryan's rant.
Lmao same. After I finish it. I'm cancelling that shit!
mind sharing for the poor rats like me
yea man transcribe it in the comments
You've been swindled
You paid for that shit?
I am convinced Bryan lives in a nook in the Backrooms
I think this is the first recorded ocurance of sam giving a genuine compliment, that shroom trip really turned some screws in his brain lmao
“This guy was a fucking freak”
In reality he was just a nice dude that helped them find what they were looking for and then went back about his business.
A goddamn madman if you ask me
Don’t lie, you were a little goblin man around them.
@@LILCURTTT 🤣
Glad to see you guys succeed in killing Aqua on the camping trip
"Which one of you flat foots ate half my pop tart?" - Poob probably
while he also has pop tart crumbs all over his face
it's fortunate Steve didn't end up coming along him and his two right feet would have slowed the group down
steve would not fit the vibe at all
Poob was incredibly dripped out
We hold these truths to be self evident
@@matthewwynn3025 I like it picasso
after hearing this i understand why they quit 4 miles in. truly a forehead fables moment by planning a hiking trip in a random place at the worst time of year
The funny thing is they’ve been planning this for literal fucking years lmao
Imagine having so much Star Power that someone with the same name as you has to be called “Poob” instead.
Been watching since the start only recently did I found out Poobs name is Sam
@@Anipixelz His twitch says he legally changed his name to Poob but I honestly can't tell if it's a joke or not.
@@hellboip7876 It is deffo a joke lol, would be great tho
Bizzle seems like the nicest dude and such a good friend
You seen his channels?
Definitely check out his channel. He's got some great editing and content.
Sam immediately becoming an ADD goblin on shrooms is entirely believable
Bizzle seems like such a kind and considerate person.
What a dude.
So when are we making Bizzle a 4th host?
Let’s make it official already!!
Hell yes
I'd say kick Bryan and put bizzle in. With 4 hosts that wouldn't leave room for a guest, podcasts get too chaotic with more than 4 people. Or they could alternate bizzle and Bryan. I'd be down with that
@@theguy8763 That's fucking heresy, we need Bryan
@@DofWMaelstrom I dunno what for, but we NEED BRYAN.
I'm in literal tears hearing Poob describe how Sam sounded like a witch in a tiny tent
This is one of the greatest episodes of any podcast ever
This podcast has turned into something I look forward to each week. It’s come a long way already.
"You know what you can put in a basket? Anything that fits in a basket" - Bizzle
Weird that Bryan is on this one. I figured they left him for dead on the cold mountain trail.
Honestly, the weirdest part about the whole drug trip thing is where aqua refused to take them because "that's not the way of god" and then put on the klan hood.
Poob is such a vibe we should start calling him the viber-ator
So great to see/hear the trip was a success, also appreciate the Pooh and bizzle love in this episode
As an NH boy, I can whole heartedly recommend a hiking trip in nh, but make sure it's around august-september. Least unpredictable weather of the year, and fall foliage in September makes it scenic
Legit props to Brian. I know the feeling of being the dead weight on a hike. Its brutal
Props to Brian for his years of neglecting his physical health to the point that a 4 mile hike nearly kills him, how brave and completely unavoidable. not like he had months (if not years) to prepare for a hike with his friends.
I'm sure all his shit breaking was because it was made poorly and had nothing to do with the extra 100+ lbs of fat he carries with him every where he goes...
But props Brian, roll out his participation trophy.
🏆
the person who really deserves props is Sam, seeing him next to byran really shows how far he has come.
@@williamjohnson4417 based
@@williamjohnson4417 Extremely based
@@williamjohnson4417 you dropped this sir 👑
@@williamjohnson4417 average General Sam commenter
Sounds like Bryan was more having a panic attack in the tent then being cold
I enjoyed poob’s cosplay, I can believe he blended in
As someone who also partakes in bushcraft, I've been looking forward to this episode forever. As a 20 year old my friends and I used to go get lost in the woods, and suffer together in the snow, smoke and eat mushies, hide under boulders and challenge the weather to get worse. Now they all have kids and it's nearly impossible to get ahold of more than one at a time. It's great to see so many similarities, as when I hike by myself i'll go 20-25 miles a day, but with friends we usually go 2-4. Food always comes first, and we always leave chocolates with fungus at the check in station.
Glad staltt could make such a heartwarming episode for such a great group of friends, truly an amazing editor and worker.
One of the best podcast episode ever and having bizzle on again was a treat, keep up with the good work boyz
I am so glad you guys decided to have bizzle on the podcast again, I love him so much.
I envy this friend group
You could have this too if you spent your time associating with every crazy person you meet in a video game instead of living it vicariously through a podcast hosted by people who don't know you exist.
General Sam is MY friend (not yours, got it?) and I can't wait to talk to him again in Forehead Fables next episode.
Dont worry, abby pays these people to be his friend
@@BakaVHS are you like one of them insane people who attach to a content creator
Well then what's up new friends
These four clowns heading into the Alaskan wilderness would be golden
2:28:02 lmao Bryan and Bizzle didn't notice the Rathalos and Poob didn't even know what it was haha
3 hrs and plenty of talk about the shroom night? Thanks, Staltt
rewatched this like 4 times now, pls do another hike soon boys....also more bizzle
I've rewatched it quite a few times myself. They gotta get Bizzle back for another pod
Bizzle really is the only one of these who can socialise lmao
Respect to him, for respecting the public
Bizzle is consistently a fantastic guest
Bro, in the thumbnail bizzle is out here looking like a fighter pilot during g-force training. Absolutely immaculate.
No wonder sam hates this episode, the whole gang exposes him as a social ludite for 3 hours
Over the course of the camping episode and this podcast episode bizzle has become my favorite character/ person of the show 😂 dudes chill as hell and hilarious
Brian was on his a game this episode. Would love to have more bizzle on the podcast, he vibes wonderfully well with the aura
Hiking and backpacking gear is the absolute epitome of “you get what you pay for.” It’s insane how much your experience will be upgraded by not cheaping out on gear. I’m not just talking about it breaking and falling apart, more expensive backpacks for example will distribute weight better and rest much more comfortably on your shoulders, making it an infinitely more pleasant experience. Don’t cheap out, especially on the backpack and the coat.
A 3 hour episode of my favorite fine fellas frolicking in the forest? Hell yeah brother
I'm so hunger for the D&D stuff, I can almost taste it.
Yall dont deserve Bizzle, he's too wholesome
Here is a tip, if you are camping with people who are not like expert campers maybe dont go camping in the snow, honestly i think sam just wanted to make a video about bryan or poob freezing to death in the snow then cooking them for one of his cooking videos
sam said he thought it was going to be dry
watching Poob attempt to enter and exit the tent was infuriating, literally couldn't bend his knees at all
Certainly a shift of energy in the boys 😌 can't wait for the next episode
I love the show with bizzle adds a great element to it
Next time they need to do toad in the Amazon rainforest.
Being from Idaho makes this 100% funnier
It's "cutting:" when Bizzle is getting in into it.
Listening to the trip story had me cheesin the whole time.
What a time between homies. Makes me wanna trip again.
this whole episode is really cute reminiscing over the bonding. the mushroom stories remind me of highschool cos its all so relatable
The hike seemed fun good work stallt
This is actually the greatest podcast I have ever listened to given the lore
God, guiding bryan and sam through a mushroom trip sounds like a goddamn nightmare. Luckily poob and bizzle are some pretty cool and patient dudes.
Bizzle should always be on this podcast, he adds a lot!
This and the actual hike episode makes me wanna drag my friends out in to the woods
1:20:20 try not drinking anything but water and eating all natural yogurt for a week with light foods you should feel better its probably your stomach lining or some shit like that
Yo where the Bryan mushroom video
Right this shit got put out but no rant
I was thinking they’d get into a Ritual type situation
One thing worse than the "manual breathing" feeling, is the "I'm suddenly very aware of my tongue" feeling.
Fuck you for reminding me
Imagine being so mentally weak that this shit works on you
Bizzle is the dad, mom and grandma of the group
Went back to watch this loooooong after watching the video of the trip. Laughed at this more than any other episode of Forehead Fables.
The Channel 5 guy has continuous visual fragmentations from shrooms, just so you guys know. I don’t really know the details, but he went crazy hard when he was young and now always basically sees snow and has a dissociative disorder. Not saying don’t do shrooms but it’s not impossible to get messed up.
That can only really happen when you do too many psychedelics when your brain is still developing (like Andrew did when he was like 14, I think?). It's rare for adults to get HPPD unless you go far beyond a heroic dose. I have done shroomies and cid quite a few times at varying intensities and haven't had any problems.
He probably already had it or was a prime candidate for dissociative disorder. Drugs don’t give it, but can bring it out if you have any problems
The screaming y'all heard was definilty Elk. They sound haunting.
This may be the greatest episode yet.
This has to be one of the best episodes
Everybody has a camping background and Bryan has his cast couch in the back.
Bro this shit is so cool. Sam's kid can look back and see her dad talking with his friends about adventures n shit, stuff i loved seeing my dad do
I always pictured Bizzle as a basement troll, was not expecting the chad.
this out of context intro might be the best thing on the internet right now hahaha. thanks for the content gents!
Thankfully Bizzle and Poob were capable
You know it's funny hearing Sam talk about his post Covid Cursed horrid poops , cause after Covid my poops have become logs of hatred and decay as well , I thought I was alone lol .
watching the mushroom part was great lol brang back some crazy memories. i know that exactly feeling just uncontrollably laughing and yelling random shit as loud as possible lmao its like absolute chaos is happening when in reality nothing is happening and ur just outa control😅
I listen to these at work, binging 9 hours of these guys really takes a toll on ya...
Worth it though!
still kinda surprised bizzle isn't a permanent host of the podcast ngl
Dont care what Sam thinks, this episode is awesome
So far both episodes with bizzle have been fantastic
@@KriminalKat They even joked to have him in every episode, i hope they make it real but all of the podcasts with 4 people as "Moderators" is pretty confusing with guests. Maybe they can make it good.
3 HOURS i love you stallttman keep up the good work
Bizzle should really just be part of the forehead fables crew, If we're being honest.
The idea of cricket music is fucking hilarious
bizzle's bryan impression is spot on.
The story of Sam's "ressurection" when Beastie Boys came on is absoloute gold
So a normal warm weather trip in 4 months? This content is great!
Hey! That's Bizzlesnaff! Cool podcast
Ok ok ok. Sam. My brother was born blind and I nearly had a meltdown as to the comment about Bryan method acting a blind person. Can confirm he wears shades and windbreaker (not only black)
Sam will have to take that L. Creator Clash was pretty great. There weren't any knockouts, but man did they fight.
Watching this after my own camping trip makes me feel like a much more competent woodsman.
hell yes to poob's idea of just going for a beach walk
Idk about u guys but I love Sam’s camping videos
1:52:57 the clash turned out to be so much more entertaining than I expected, I thought it was gonna be mostly untrained people swinging for half a round then gassing out for the remaining round but we had so many (mismatched) TKOs, and to be fair to the winners, they were only mismatched because they trained way harder than their opponents, not because of some previous training or other unfair advantages.
I hope they do another camping trip
Lokey bro, it's been 5 years since he's hiked with his brother for a vid than this is 2 years ago. They talked about goin again a year later, ain't looking like it