They Enslaved My Family In Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 11 авг 2020
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“I went to the doctor to talk about my weight, he told me to open my mouth and say oink”
You dirty dog
Sounds like you need better insurance
"9/11 *heavy wheezing* "
He's doing it for a role
based Norm poster
I get Sam was complimenting the outfits of German soldiers in ww2, but now he has taken a fondness of their hairstyle as well
Hm Germans?
Wait for the nose beard
Wait till you see some flags and helmets, then he starts playing German music.
Shit was slick tho my man. Run that fade.
Hugo boss made dope fucking clothes there's no disputing that
Sam acting like he had to quarantine when he never leaves his house anyways lmao
Sounds familiar...
I think maybe he meant his wife was home more so she'd make more food
Sam acting like quarantine is just *over*
Quarantine is for mouthbreathers anyways
@@clownworld4655 not quarantining is for intubation breathers
"It's not about the destination, it's about the journey" inserts where AlGadhafi was found dead lol.
who's that?
MidgetMan 420 Libya’s dictator.
@@mazyad3816 ok thanks
Lol he wasnt dead. He was found hiding and beat to death.
Surprised bumbo didn’t sneak his way into the server the second you said that muscle was 11.
Damn
AxxL Christ not you again
Bruh, how is that even supposed to be funny
Errr no offense
@@AxxLAfriku jesus christ man
Sam is turning into a boomer that hates his wife, and within 2 years he’s going to be making comics about politics and wanting to die because of his wife.
Funny you think she wont kill him before he even gets to that point :)
@@churrosmcgee624 she's already begun the process by hiking his cholesterol
That's weird. He already wants to kill himself because of his wife
@@churrosmcgee624I'm predicting Sam's wife's going to buy a cook book titled "serial killer's victim last meal" before that happend.
alan moore's v fpr vendetta is a cool and light hearted comic booklet
Sam's raycon sponsor has the energy of a foot massage on Epstein island.
Let’s leave this as the gem it is and attempt 420 comments of nice.
I was literally watching this video on my phone, with raycons, while wiping my ass and not hearing it. The absolute beauty of it.
This extract camping spot looking kinda weird Sam
Honestly how do you feel about that time John Mcaffee said “Janet whoever this motherf*cker is- put him on the list.” You never really gave your thoughts on that.
wait what
@@YourPalKindred at the end of sams forehead fables where he had john mcaffe on, John mcaffe said what was in the comment above
once he breaks out of Norwegian jail
he's coming for him
@@arctichoundtv2823 Sam's time is limited
@@arctichoundtv2823 so what did he say
19:27 This is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. Back to back Bryan perfection
i had to do a double take when I heard it before i realised bryan commented on it too XD
19:34 I'm 31 years old and that made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to pass out
that was the juiciest fart i've ever heard in my entire life
im 27, and i cried more tears laughing at that fart than i did shedding tears at my wedding. i shed not a single one at my wedding, but fuck did i lose it at that fart
@@juancruzfernandezcustillo8466
Pkj
im 12 and i smoke weed
I'm 7 and I cook and sell meth
If a baby was born and put immediately into vr minecraft for the rest of its life, will the baby eventually develop a real pain once they take damage in game?
Wtf, lol.
Butter. You're thinking too much.
*who told you about our experiments?!*
Sam make another baby now
Maybe, pain is a physical stimuli but if the brain believes it exists in the VR world it could develop actual pain. There's no research on the matter, so we'll have to find a baby and find out.
Stolen comment
Damn Sam knows exactly how long it takes till a cut on the arm heals. He’s soooooo deep
Unlike that cut
Suicide attempt more like pay attemption to me amirite
nah dude if you are trying to actually die that shit is a scar. that stays with you.
Trust me it takes waay longer than a week and a half for a somewhat deep cut to heal. I’d know cause I’ve done that shit before lmao
That barbed wire really did it to em
Not too sure why i read it as cum.
Fat Sam is honestly better, brings back memories of....the dark times
Skyrim days?
Them General Sam122 days?
Colby * the skyrim days are gold
Can we get a mail time with dragon dildos???
Shek-shekl-sheekek...I cant speak his name,its a curse
..
19:34 im crying and i cant stop replaying help
1:20 Clearly you've never heard of a shake weight good sir
Yea... a shake weight
yes... not the beating of meats
i am fucking absolutely crying my eyes out to 19:33
If you lifted you could become the most accurate senator Armstrong known to man
BAHAHAHAHA
I’d rather be fat than have to explain to my family why my trash can is filled to the brim every few days.
"Those are just snot rags. No, no, don't touch 'em ma, I'll change it..."
Huh, I didn’t get it til I read the replies, why does being fat have anything to do about jacking off?
my weekly dose of mysogyny, you never disappoint
"Now I know what it's like to be Shaq's girlfriend."
nice
As a matter of fact sleeping in closets is pretty comfortable. Every once in a while I do it, but in all honesty it depends on the floor man.
Goodbye
Especially carpet
Ikr
Goodbye
**Wayfair would like to know your location**
Duncan Dimnadome they don’t need it, they’ve kept me locked up for years
Having your birthday in minecraft twice is like getting rejected by the blind girl for being to ugly. Really sad but fun to watch
it’s not sad if it’s minecraft with the bros, plus he probably had actual birthday stuff
Guys if we all request Tarkov he'll post more stuff like this.
Reverse reverse psychology
Its our only hope for more kenshi!
Not everybody wants to watch it
nah his tarkov vids are good but nobody likes michael soft flight sim even sam couldnt make that game not boring even on that special day of the year so thats the game we "beg" for more of ;)
@@hughjanos3992 Except every video on tarkov is the exact same
1:15 absolutely destroying your setup when the baby starts to cry after putting her to sleep 5 minutes ago 😕
“This is my real home, where it’s so warm and safe.” 😂😂😂😂
I like that this community doesn’t get butt hurt over a suicide joke
“Do a flip”
I feel like the last time someone enslaved Jewish families it went terribly for everyone involved...
No, it went great! That’s how I met my wife.
Not everyone
Especially for the people who defeated them.
“Now I know what it’s like to be shaq’s girlfriend “ 🍳💀☠️💀☠️💀
Rather have my parents get fat then divorced
Were you meaning “than” or “then”
??? there's two thens?
holy shit this is news to me
luke warm there is one then. they're two different words
@Taurev Hamina i believe you mean cigarette milk
DualBitAxolotl it was like 4:00 am when i made that comment but thank you for explaining it lol
" I've gotten fat again"
-General Sam
10:30 Stalltt sounding like Seth Rogen
Really appreciate how you managed to get the actor who played gimli on today’s episode Sam, nice work
1:12
General Sam, creator of the “I took the day off to J-off” t-shirt, everybody
This was actually really fun to build with everyone from the server. We had a few shitheads but they got siphoned out as we went on.
Finally, Sams doing more slave play. Now I can practice that other workout he was talking about.
Why stop in Minecraft, orphans come cheap nowadays.
Thank you Obama very cool
Great advice. Thanks Obama.
Ricardo as a mine craft character ......my god.... perfection
For how much Sam isn’t serious, the editing in his videos are top tier and it’s incredible
i’ve never been this early
Me neither
Nether bro
Same
I'd say neither as well but you get the point
Not even a whole 10 minutes for me lol
Ah. Poor General Sam.
Your Family: Enslaved
Don’t worry,
You Killed Them, Not Only The Men.
But The Women & Children Too
Dont fuck with Uncle Terry when he's been drinking.
I know how it is to be poor and enslaved...
I wish I could play Minecraft in VR, anyone he can send me 500$ so I can buy a VR set?
Reth Tard wish I could, but I ain’t got no cash either
@@cstarchild
I guess my only option now is to rob a bank... Thank you anyway. Have a good day.
Reth Tard you too
10:05 one of my good friends literally had a seizure because of that song
it was pretty traumatising ngl...
thanks for reminding me of it, keep up the dope content.
“You wan climb em” is underrated
raycon: the only mass sponsor no one rolls their eyes at
yes
yes
yes
YAS
yes
yes
Happy Birthday Sam✌🏼 cheers for all the videos and podcasts. Really appreciate it man🙏🏼
I’m gonna say cause I ain’t seeing anyone else say it happy birthday General Shekel
Sam getting THICC? I don’t see a problem with that
"Hey you can just STF---"
xD
Your editing is a labor of love and it really shows. Keep it up!!
Happy 1 mill Sam been watching you since Skyrim happy to see you getting the notoriety you deserve your videos are funny asf man
Really missed the chance to hold a stick and mimic your mic during those bits
So... apparently, according to RUclips, General Sam makes content for kids, neat
I'm always amazed with the effort sam puts into his videos the lighting the camera shots just everyhting
Love your humor and your videos. Been watching you for a while keep it going my guy!
Remember rats, Minecraft is our salvation. All hail the dark lord.
Damn, this music (by Shiro) slaps harder than Ray Rice in an elevator!
Your dank vids make me hella happy thank yous
19:28 Bryan almost killed me holy shit lmao
Wait, is Sam eating Pigs in Minecraft? That can't be Kosher...
"life back to normalcy" Oh you sweet summer child, you've not been paying attention. Winter is going to be HELL.
I love this, i prefer it when it's just bros hanging out having a laugh
Love your videos Sam, my day's a little better every time you upload
Give me a video of Sam simping over his wife, now that would be something lmao.
"by the way it's my birthday again, thought i'd let you know" - sam
For anyone wondering, the outro is award ceremony by jippy
Happy birthday! Its hard to believe that a whole year has passed already
I paused and watched the entirety of restrepo to understand what was going to happen to muscle
I didn’t do it, I had nothing to do with the construction of the course, please
I woke up late today sad that I slept in but when I sat on the crapper for my morning poo, the sight of a new general sam video made all the sadness go away
Congrats on the 1 million!!
19:30
Saving you for later
I wonder if the more weight he gains, the less hair he has.
I love it when Sam plays mine craft, cause I know damn well he knows and hes gonna starve me of it
We need the continued cannibal video Sam
By the way this guy talks, sounds like he doesn't own a dog house.
Is it just me or does Sam's right eye look lazy af during the whole sponsor segment lol
Can you post more I just love you’re sense of humour it makes my day
19:34 i have never laughed so hard i blacked out for a solid 20 seconds bc i was laughing so hard
Finally something that's not tarkov.
Shutup tarkov good other game bad
Bruh same
Bruh Moment nice pfp bruh
ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE MINECRAFT BIRTHDAY THING, holy shit.
Btw since ive been around the channel for awhile and love most of sams videos when i see a vid i still remember when i first clicked on it to watch it and when i see "4 years ago" I have a time crisis
3:48 was mid whip when he said that and started laughing and my roommates thought I was crazy 😂
Your haircut makes your head biger somehow. Love you sam :)
Dude every video I watch I love
Congrats to you Sam for hitting 1 mill subs
this might be my fav thing ever (sam & friends in MC VR)
I'm glad thicc Sam is back
My boy Sam out here rocking the blitzkrieg cut.
“Calvin and Hobbes situation” now that brings back memories
We out here, million club. Been here since 60k lets go
We have the same birthday, I'm the big 28 today lmao. Happy birthday man, keep up the great content.
Fire dude, as always hahaha. Keep it up man.
Congrats on breaking youtubes system and getting 1 million subs. Been watching since I was way too young to, keep it up brother
About time sam we only been waiting over a week 😜😂
The climbing feature looks absolutely sick
oh my god he finally uploaded some more minecraft. thank you oh holy general sam for blessing us with this fine video.
Congrats on 1Mil :)
Rabbi sam with the fresh new cut. Very nice
Congrats on 1 mil Sam