I just wanted to say as soon as the opening sequence played "Drive Guy" I thought of your short film "Jail" which I've watched several times over the length of a year. It's so good. I hope to see more like it, your videos are by far one of my favorites on the platform.
tbh I have a similar one and I gotta say no one really knows wheres it from so its a great piece of clothing that I own, I take care of it as it were my child tbh
that story at the end about the enema was funier than every other word of this video. cherish these awful moments of your child's life, they make for great stories later!
How you watched any of his old vids. The could edit like this forever ago but he just does simple shits for his vids. He Deserves the simple life of our papa Sam 😂😂
bro when i saw it i thought of that series thief guy and shit lol funny shit i forgot which one but my favorite one is when he’s behind the guy in the chair and goes myehhhh
"because i am an anarcho-communist, i must fight the power. so i must destroy the working class man, down with the proletariat" - joseph dejacque , 1875
I used to watch your videos all the time and RUclips stopped recommending your videos on my feed. The last video I remember seeing was when there was a literal storm brewing near you. I just spent an hour trying to remember this channel's name and I finally found you after scrolling through soot house's videos. I fucking missed you man! I missed the way you laugh. I'm subscribed to you now, never losing you again.
im not gonna lie to you chief. this shit was so over-the-top in concept, so refined in pre-production, i bought so much shit for it and wrote so much for it and I ended up doing 20% of what I wanted because of time constraints set by my sponsor thing and because TARKOV DID A FUCKING IMPROMPTU WIPE i love gta but i aint gonna miss out on rubles to play this stupid shit
I played my first session of gta rp last night and it lasted 32 hours. Most fun I've had in a long time, and I was mostly having conversations. Seeing this when I wake up is fantastic.
The Intro, To the Ad, to the grey/chrome arguement, to the masterful scheme of eliminating the repairman business hierarchy makes this videos level of enjoyment go from 10 to 3 back up to 8 then spiraling off at a 25 once you gun down Handy Mandy.
Knowing the mods and rules on the server he's not staying for more than a week, yes Sam broke about 5 rules from what i see but Jesus those mods are wack, great community, toxic mods.
@@SKITTLESJ023 That's the deal with most RP servers on all games, haven't found one roleplay server ever that just lets you do what you want, without some power tripper breathing down your neck lol
At the end it reminds of the story my mom literally tells everyone. I was 3 years old and she was checking my temperature with a rectal thermometer and I looked back and said "why are you doing that mom"
0:46 "I study the streets of san andreas the way a person with no life outside of videogames could" this hurts because I used to only own gta 5 for 4 years so I know every square inch of the map by memory. I dont even play with hud or gps anymore cause i dont need the gps. I have 1.7 billion on every character, and I got that in the first year. I am not a citizen of this world, I am a citizen of los santos. no, a god of los santos.
@@Lysergic_ fuck thats rough dude. You should get a PC if you ever get the money, so many games are available and if you want single player games for free you can find them pretty easily...but thats all ill say
After a night of drinking, I decided to watch this (I clearly have high standards for entertainment obviously). I really had to piss but that final story had me on the edge of my seat and right after it ended I began walking to the bathroom right as my brain processed what you said. It is extremely rare that I laugh uncontrollably, but I ended up hitting my knees and nearly pissing myself. I guess if you're not a parent it might not be as poetic but that shit is why I love this channel. 10/10, no regrats.
"im your man as long as its a misdemeanor or lower"
proceeds to commit several felony crimes
This is called Character growth
he wanted it to be a getaway, but that ended up being the gateway to worse shit
The legend of GTA RP is back
HES BACK THE RP LEGEND
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!
Charborg is the RP Legend, and if not him, its CallMeKevin 😂😂😂
Imo 🙊
Shiii we got GTA RP in IRL now 😂
Go watch oneyplays gta rp and get back to me
This is less about being a getaway driver and more about being a murderous psychopath seeking adrenaline at every possible opportunity
I just wanted to say as soon as the opening sequence played "Drive Guy" I thought of your short film "Jail" which I've watched several times over the length of a year. It's so good. I hope to see more like it, your videos are by far one of my favorites on the platform.
Driving is what I do
@@grendel7192 wtf does that have to do with literally any of the four comments above yours?
hi benny simmmion
@@nohomobut7642 I just drive
"The mechanics stopped me from being a getaway driver" "Literally spends 2 hours straight harassing the mechanics and stabbing them"
because they stopped him from being a getaway driver
spoken like a mechanic
"They said I was useless" they were right
not as good as an Indian uber driver
He was talking about what my mom tells me every morning, sorry for the misunderstanding.
@@inanis9801 Deadpool
Something tells me he had the Scorpion jacket and leather gloves way before he even hatched the concept for this video
I think the USB Steering wheel is proof of that
Any self respecting man should have the scorpion jacket and some good leather gloves
tbh I have a similar one and I gotta say no one really knows wheres it from so its a great piece of clothing that I own, I take care of it as it were my child tbh
@@orangutank626 ok
@@orangutank626 mega cringe
"Looks like concrete with high gloss"
Sam really does have a way with words
How would you describe it?
@@bnj9031 No it's not? I legit would say it looked like concrete, I was wondering how else would one describe it. You numpty
@@plot6520 Some kind of rock, or cement, could work.
A more serious answer would be "cloudy"
@@midgetman4206 ech..i don't see that.
"we're gonna assassinate a mechanic"
"... are you in GTA?"
what if he'd said "no"
nate i dont think he was worried, more excited at the chance of Sam becoming his partner in crime.
12 mechanics dead in murdering spree. Shekels have been found scattered across the crime scene.
The sequel we’ve been waiting for, for years
2017 baby
And it’s finally here.........the wait was well worth it 👌🏻👍🏻
@@mrmerciless8684 the baby driver isnt nearly autistic enough
I know, these are the shit man.
General Sam, You know about the story of the scorpion and the frog?
"I may suffer from autism but my driving sure skills dont"
*BABY DRIVER, 2017*
oh yeah he has autism too.
how many autistic driver movies are there?!
@UC8XHJNEIVOpsS0YFxxzbA-g guess what I'm doing demon wolf34, Take a wild guess?
@@GeneralSam too few.
General Sam what about Vin Diesel
@@GeneralSam so brave, much wow
imagine being in highschool and someone finds a video of your dad talking about giving you an enema ,and shit volcanoes
What podcast was that from
@@lyricpleasants4261 Watch the end of this video...
@@correctthatfilthygrammar I saw it I just couldn’t figure out what episode it was
"can you..... take that new knife of yours..... and stab a mechanic?"
*short pause*
"...yeah alright"
Yes that is what they said in the video
“I feel like I was in the Nuremberg trials, I was just following orders” - General Sam Eneburst
Sam Göring
Underrated AF
The outro of this video woke my roommates up, bc i just laughed like an idiot
god dammit my stomach hurts from laughing at that part
Pure comedy gold
In terms of heroes in recent history we have: Thief Guy, Dark Dude, Mage Bro, Fight man, Landlord Shekelstein and now Drive Guy
Don't forget mage bro
@@michaelz.3993 how could I forget mage bro?? Time to edit.
How did you forget about Landlord Shekelstein?
@@areguycole7336 HOLY SHIT, HOW DID I? time for another casual edit i hope nobody notices dont mind me boys
Do drive fella so it follows the pattern
Ok all jokes aside that intro skits editing was golden 80's perfection sam. Class act as always.
that story at the end about the enema was funier than every other word of this video.
cherish these awful moments of your child's life, they make for great stories later!
no
no
“Petty crime getaway driver” commits first degree murder on a mechanic
All bets are off the table when the autistic driver doesn't get the right paint job
And still got away. Based af
" I can't talk to women"
"I may suffer from autism"
Hmmm it all adds up now
Chris chan
lol
just like gosling in drive lmao
"Just like the hope of that virus hard-scoping humanity"
I laughed so much at this dumb phrase
“You wanna see somthin cool?” *shoots mechanic* “I drive” *nightcall by kavinsky plays*
"I may suffer from autism but my driving skills sure don't" is the best line I've ever heard in any form of media
ive been laughing at that fine for really long time now and i think i suffer from autism as well
Hey, hey, heyyy... I'm your guy
"they became the path of least resistance" is still above that one I'd have to say.
Everyone: “cops bad cops bad”
Sam: “stinky mechanic”
cops indeed bad
Acag
ACAB means all cops are beautiful.(Besides the few that make most lik bad... and the fakes)
The big Nut *American cops
@@salahad-din9168 those who don't take the ethics code to heart are indeed bad
I love how that guy he got the gun from probably thought “Hmm, I need yo go afk. Where is the safest place for me to do that?... The police station!”
" I want da pine tree on da string"
Hey Cody10184
Hey Cody10184
Hey Cody10184
Hey Cosy10184
@@sherrifdan8621 hey Cosy10184
Sam: complains tarkov won't wipe
Tarkov: wipes
Sam:
It's possible he recorded this previously bruh
I saw him playing it on discord on wipe day, there’s a vid coming
@@KazNDS Sam said in his podcast with MemeIO that he will be playing tarkov when it wiped but didn't said to make any video of it.
I heard they made a bunch of changes that fuck over rats so that could also be why
turned to shit with the new found in raid
No joke, actual fantastic work on the editing in this one.
Literally stole my comment, stay out of my head man.
all his videos are masterpieces
How you watched any of his old vids. The could edit like this forever ago but he just does simple shits for his vids. He Deserves the simple life of our papa Sam 😂😂
All of his vids were like this in 2017, go check out his older vids, 2017 has the majority of his best stuff
I’m 35 and I got too excited to see another General Sam GTA RP vid. Wut is my life.
I'm 32.This man is a gift.
For anyone wondering the background song is : Fantom ‘87 - Pay Phone
please sam judging by the title “Drive Guy” make this into something like the oblivion series.
bro when i saw it i thought of that series thief guy and shit lol funny shit i forgot which one but my favorite one is when he’s behind the guy in the chair and goes myehhhh
It kinda has been, he's had a series of GTA rp server stuff
GangGangUwU but like story driven plots and themes and other english stuff.
He won't do that simply because you want it.
In the 8th era of Tamriel the Dwemer return, bringing cars with them
"Why have you forsaken me father" - Sam's daughter
*WHY?!*
*T-posing in crib*
"This is going to negatively affect your yelp review." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Yeah the Drive jacket is a business expense"
The fact that this man is still under 1mil is unfathomable. He produces some of the best quality videos I've seen on yt
Edit: 1mil Pog!!
Its cuz sam does what he wants and he doesn't pander to other people
Just cause Sam's a manlet shorter than 1 meter doesn't mean he can't make good content dog
@@bob101202303404505 that's exactly how I read it.
Dude I didn’t realize he was under 1 mil until you said something this is a ducking crime
@@bob101202303404505 lmfao I'm dying.
>roleplays a flattop black dude
>speaks like a jewish comm-school graduate
*See's that he's using an AE86 in the intro.*
My brain: "GAS GAS GAS!!!"
What car is it in gta
Dylan Ahern ballista compact its front wheel drive though cause it’s based off of a Honda CRX
@@Druhking More importantly it's the car the hero of Initial D the anime uses. Which is why i think he's pointing out the model
@@sanjayr the car Sam had isn't an ae86 it's a Honda crx. The ae86 is the futo
@@Heliwr1 well actually the futo is the ae85
General Sam please make more gta roleplay vids :’( the rp community needs a hero like you
I'm so happy gta rp is back, I've been waiting for these for so long
It wont be back for long lol
"20 years in jail? All you did was walk up and go 'Oink Oink' and then spit on him."
"Yeah but Im black"
that aged so poorly in a single day
Iconic America.
"because i am an anarcho-communist, i must fight the power. so i must destroy the working class man, down with the proletariat" - joseph dejacque
, 1875
General Sam should do more GTA RP videos on the side, these are hilarious.
1:53 YOOOO that flip was next level!
The production quality on this is astounding. Sam always hitting it with the low fi vibes
"We called the tow truck and they never came." Wow it's just like real life
I love the old shit sometimes. These are good goofs.
When the kid gets the endless "Why?", respond with Z.
@Adventure Inc why?
Why?
why?
@@dakotajensen181 z.
@@HighOnTacos Why?
Me: Looks at a chipmunk "Little Rat."
Me: Looks at Daddy Sam: "King Rat"
I'm so happy some one really values good business those mechanics got everything they deserved
I used to watch your videos all the time and RUclips stopped recommending your videos on my feed. The last video I remember seeing was when there was a literal storm brewing near you.
I just spent an hour trying to remember this channel's name and I finally found you after scrolling through soot house's videos. I fucking missed you man! I missed the way you laugh.
I'm subscribed to you now, never losing you again.
I had surgery 4 days ago and every time i laugh it felt like someone took a baseball bat to my stomach.... this video nearly killed me, i need more
You can finally say "I died from this video" and It be true
You've been teasing this on forehead fables for ages. FINALLY
im not gonna lie to you chief. this shit was so over-the-top in concept, so refined in pre-production, i bought so much shit for it and wrote so much for it and I ended up doing 20% of what I wanted because of time constraints set by my sponsor thing and because TARKOV DID A FUCKING IMPROMPTU WIPE
i love gta but i aint gonna miss out on rubles to play this stupid shit
@@GeneralSam **A true rat**
General Sam just as one would expect from a rat amongst rats
@@GeneralSam 80% left over for later episodes I trust. A true son of Abraham knows how to keep that golden calf milkin.
General Sam PLEASE PLEASE get another sick clip of you guys running from the cops and escaping and doing sick drifts WE NEED THISSS
"I may have autism but my driving skills sure don't" is one of my favorite lines in any of Sam's videos.
Hey, is this the sequel to the critically acclaimed "Drive Baby" -series, that was written and directed by Bedbananas?
I love BedBanana’s critically acclaimed works, especially the documentary called Rust: The Last Americans
@@eric97909 The last Americans was so good ngl
"I was following orders!"
That's what they all say.
Bruh the references to “drive” the movie is amazing and I want that jacket
After watching Drive again I just realized how accurate that intro was to the main character
Sam is the only RUclipsr that can say now a word from our sponsors and I won’t skip for sum reason
I love how similar this is to "Drive" the movie
Thats the point of the video
is this a joke comment or did the whole premise fly over your head?
Please be memeing on em.
Bruh
Well done buddy. You got there...
Finally another GTA RP video, I swear Sam is the only watchable person that does RP.
You should try watching zuthar13 or thechief1114 on twitch. They are the only people I can watch aside from sam.
you definitely need to check out charborrg, he's done gta rp in the past, his videos are pretty good
@@CB-xp9ew charborrg is pretty good too, he plays with the two guys I mentioned sometimes.
C B oh shit you’re right. His Ken Tucky video is amazing
"just like that virus was supposed to hard scope humanity, I under deliver"
I love it...
Sam was ahead of his time with the drive stuff ong
I played my first session of gta rp last night and it lasted 32 hours. Most fun I've had in a long time, and I was mostly having conversations. Seeing this when I wake up is fantastic.
What server are you using
.
It's like "Baby Driver" except Sam's not allowed near children.
Why?
@@saerain don't ask, you might provoke them
@Daddy Vladdy Baby Driver but Kevin Spacey is `Baby
after giving his daughter an enema its no surprise
No it's like the movie Drive but.....the protagonist in this rp has a shitty haircut
The Intro, To the Ad, to the grey/chrome arguement, to the masterful scheme of eliminating the repairman business hierarchy makes this videos level of enjoyment go from 10 to 3 back up to 8 then spiraling off at a 25 once you gun down Handy Mandy.
the ending bit from the podcast was the best part of this video
I like how that intro speech basically is the exact plot to Drive’s intro
Whole vid is basically inspired by Drive and it’s great
Dude literally has the scorpion jacket in the thumbnail
As a man with Asperger, I can confirm that this is a 100% accurate depiction of daily life.
yeah but why are you people so good at driving?
@@borismuller86 Hyper focus is a beautiful thing.
The opening scene was freakin amazing. Great Job Sam
The intro is how I feel swerving through the streets
Nobody:
Quiet kid in US school: 10:53
Not funny
@@bnj9031 23
"Free GTA V"
Jew-youtuber: "it's free real estate"
Jewtuber
What do you mean free GTA V ?
Oh fuck I can't believe I missed that
@@Z0Z99 *me adding insult to injury* :
twas the premium edition too
meanwhile 3rd video in "up next" is another gtaV video from sam from 3 yrs ago
I love that Sam is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club despite most his fans not even having hair on their sack yet
The intro for this is pure art
On the road to a million Subs puts a smile to my face
Actually amazing the effort went into this
Sam took being a karen to a whole new level
Drive is such a good underrated movie
Knowing the mods and rules on the server he's not staying for more than a week, yes Sam broke about 5 rules from what i see but Jesus those mods are wack, great community, toxic mods.
Yeah. I noticed you aren’t truly role playing what you want to be, you’re role playing what they let you role play.
@@SKITTLESJ023 Oh yeah totally
"toxic"
@@SKITTLESJ023 That's the deal with most RP servers on all games, haven't found one roleplay server ever that just lets you do what you want, without some power tripper breathing down your neck lol
@@SKITTLESJ023 society
"this is going to negatively affect your yelp review".
Daddy Vladdy it’s somehow pettier than kaitlin Bennett saying, “you know I carry right?”
This video went from great to greater in those last minutes alone.
I love the synthwave in the beginning
me when i want to assassinate the ninja turtles: 3:17
16:44
The Ninja Turtles when it's happening
At the end it reminds of the story my mom literally tells everyone. I was 3 years old and she was checking my temperature with a rectal thermometer and I looked back and said "why are you doing that mom"
I like the story about how baby Sam never enjoyed it, but his brother? Yeah he liked it a lot.
The constant DRIVE references complete this video
Love the jacket. Thanks for honoring that obscure movie with your brand of comedic idiocy.
I missed gta rp videos they were always hilarious.
“3 bricks, count’em 1,2,3.”
Excellent Sub Rosa reference my guy
Sam’s willing to commit felony evasion for his buddies misdemeanor or lower. That’s love
Drive is literally may favorite movie
0:46 "I study the streets of san andreas the way a person with no life outside of videogames could" this hurts because I used to only own gta 5 for 4 years so I know every square inch of the map by memory. I dont even play with hud or gps anymore cause i dont need the gps. I have 1.7 billion on every character, and I got that in the first year. I am not a citizen of this world, I am a citizen of los santos. no, a god of los santos.
Damn shit is rough when you’re poor huh?
You should play some GTA RP then. You’d be a great crim getaway driver.
@@abuck7909 yeah, worst part is I only had the 360 version for those 4 years and only played through my 16 inch tv with no chair for a year lmao
@@therealteal620 I dont have a PC or the PC edition of GTA or a wired controller to hook up to my imaginary pc 😞
@@Lysergic_ fuck thats rough dude. You should get a PC if you ever get the money, so many games are available and if you want single player games for free you can find them pretty easily...but thats all ill say
who tf is driving in the beginning mans is a legend lmao mad skills
When a General Sam video starts with such an incredible monologue how can you not fuckin love the guy
1:54 that jump was siiiiick
This music brings me back to the chadbots, only chads will understand.
what about farcry5wOw
0:40 Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he said he "studied the streets of San Andreas" instead of Los Santos?
I mean the state is San Andreas Los Santos is just the city in the south
No one cares
That guy you KO'd in the police station immediately disconnected. you can see it in the chat. thats so fucking funny.
After a night of drinking, I decided to watch this (I clearly have high standards for entertainment obviously). I really had to piss but that final story had me on the edge of my seat and right after it ended I began walking to the bathroom right as my brain processed what you said. It is extremely rare that I laugh uncontrollably, but I ended up hitting my knees and nearly pissing myself. I guess if you're not a parent it might not be as poetic but that shit is why I love this channel. 10/10, no regrats.
The real ones knew this was coming out 2 days ago #Forehead Fables Podcast 420 lit 🔥 69 gamer swag
I commented something similar lol
I’ve been waiting
Played Kavinksy - Night Call over the first 90 seconds of the video and I forgot you weren't Ryan Gosling. You beautiful bastard.
The legend of Guy as returned after his retirement in the realm of dealing with Oblivion