Poker Gave Me Cowboy Drip 💦🤠
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2019
- 🔥Music by Jippy:
/ beat-tape-23
💅Featuring:
AquaFPS: / @aquafps
Leshy: / prodleshy
Bryan and Musclebust were here too.
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/ @foreheadfablespodcast 
Игры
“Dutch, we got Pinkertons on our tail and you want us to rob a Gucci Store?”
“We gotta Grip that Drip, Arthur. Have some Goddamn faith cuh.”
"I...i....i mean A'ight, dutch if you say so bro."
“Ahhh get a black bone black lung, now look Dutch we gotta move. Leave the money, and cowpoke back there behind”
Oosh
Oh yeah yeah
If I had horses I’d have a Gucci saddles for every one of them.
*poker video* "wtf does calling do??" Yea this will be a good video
basically negreanu
Sam I swear to God, if we don't get an update on the Chadbots I'm going to frick you up.
He’s got the chadcrabs
@The Happy Cajun i love crabs
Im still depending on Chadbots to decide whether or not to buy the game!!
Kyle Bustos I think the chadbots era is done
Yeah we need more kenshi
He's gone from catching fish to catching stacks my favourite cowboy is looking fly
Drip
D R I P P
Now that outfit is really
𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘲𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯
Nice
@@aaronh.24 what u just wrote a year ago don't make no sense
@@aaronh.24 no
"I have coupons" is the best comeback to someone calling you poor that I've ever heard
Drip
Buys a 500 dollar outfit to inspire confidence in putting down 5 cent bets in poker
Serious question, where do I find the outfit?
@@MarkySauce in rdr2 online
Drip
Only way to play poker is high stakes five dollar hands minimum
KEEP IT SIMPLE 😎
DONT BLOW IT 😎
COUNT YA MONEY 😎
Lmao gay
Billy Burr
@I C no u
“Did the internet telephone break?”
Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time, thanks Sam.
He said ring tard
As a poor soul who has spent many a days explaining facebook to old people using it, _this hit me right at home._
Hello?
Drip
literally read this as he said it lmao
still dont know who the heck that guy was
Happens to the best of us.
There's a good chance he didin't know who you were either.
_sick burn._
balls
balls of the gay variety
@@camdogfall6264 Testicles in the area of homosexuality
I'd like to imagine there was an actual group of friends in the old west who'd gamble in bars and talk to eachother like this
Gets up from seat
“Fair played..”
*_proceeds to kill everyone_*
The poker is it’s own lobby, so you couldn’t do that even if you wanted to
Malachi Constant yeah. Thats the one thing that dissapointed me about poker
@@kloinkysploink2840 what's the point if I can't gun down my friend for taking my 6 cent
"I can finally afford a new saddle for Abigail Shapiro"
Drip
Khazar milkies
Why would you cover those feets tho?
Rule #1 of playing like Sam:
Act like you know exactly what you’re doing as soon as possible
Seems legit
M1996A1 Especially if you have no idea what you’re doing.
Drip
you need to do stand up comedy dude your writing is always so funny
I'm too scared of public speaking
General Sam dude do it everyone would love you
@@jamesberretta1812 ikr he would be great
General Sam do some bits in front of the green screen. You already have an audience of 1mil no stand up club I know of holds that many people.
@Not Mick Blotters yeah agreed man. Writing is only like 30-40% if that. Some of the best comedians can just start riffing on a topic and whether the things they're saying are actually funny or not they're killing. I do think Sam would have a pretty solid shot at doing it tho. He's quick whitted and really likeable if he could atleast come across as confident onstage I think he'd be okay.
I got Abagail Shapiro in the back 🏇
Y'all do realize that's the name of Sam's horse, right?
Night Owl YT no shit
@@thedankgunslinger8948 duuuurrr no we dont. Moron.
god i wanna gamble my house away now thanks for encouraging the youth to gamble sam!
Why stop at your house? Gamble RUSSIA and make some money!
Drip
My 6th grade english teacher thought us poker in class.
hello?
Evening buster
Gday ol sport
Telephone internet as sam said
shut up aqua
Hands down the funniest part of the video
I love Bryan's reactions to Sam winning. "FOUR FIVES?!"
Sam got those Gucci suspenders I see you
I love jippy's beat so much. Perfect for little mindless freestyles while you're bored at work
Sams music taste is fucking fire tbh
especially Jippy, really helps when im bored doing math in class.
I think we should all take a moment to recognize the hot fire tunes in the background of these vids by jippy. He is underrated :((((
Sam is unsurprisingly really good at games where lies and deceit are at the foreground
I love how red dead 2 has gotten people interested in fishing
And horses.
No ads on start up, this is gonna be a good one.
Bought & downloaded kenshi today. Was mugged then enslaved while I was reading the tutorials. Pause button is very important.
"Dutch, we gonna rob that bank?"
"Nah Arthur, we can play poker and get rich"
I mean, Arthur does get rich af finessing someone on poker.
General Sam has secured the cowboy bag my guy
New boot goofin' 😭😭
Only man who can make a cowboy drip like a leaking tap, is Samuel.
Drip like a third day menstrual cycle 👸
second day
On that notification squad boiii. You're the best creator on RUclips General sam.
Darksepheroth what kind of stuff are you into, I can give you some recommendations.
If you say General Sam is definitively the best, no joke you are missing out
Hey man, we don't appreciate that kind of language here OP. This is a community of low expectations. Take your "nice guy" attitude somewhere else.
GD that's a fine Cowboy Hat or Pimp Hat or Ladys Sun Hat so many uses
Its also a porta potty
It's the lady of the houses hat. Hes a drag queen.
Sam stole that hat from a old black woman who just went to church
love that he gets the best hand while knowing nothing
Every few months I come back to this when it pops up in my algo. I feel a wash of good nostalgia when I hear the Jippy tune and that voice.
Keep doin you, man.
I'm more impressed that you can stay connected long enough to buy an outfit like that. Been trying all week and I can't stay on for longer than a couple of minutes.
This video has inspired my entire RDR2 online persona. It’s all about the drip
Alright now doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Brian needs his own channel, he's hilarious!
I just launched rdr2 and I get this notification
What happened to our lucrative fishing establishment?
Nerfed. lul
Black Lithium what a sad bruh moment.
Been saving this video all day always a treat when you upload.
That moment when you come in the first 8 minutes and there's already 3.2k views and 123 comments
I absolutely love your editing style.
*_You played them like a damn fiddle_*
1 dollar in 1890 was worth about 28 dollars usd in 2019 so $6:60 is about 185 dollars,this is a high stakes game
Canned corn in the game is about 2 dollars. irl it's a dollar. So by your calculations rdr corn is worth about 56 dollars in real life. Rdr economy has no real world application.
Besides, when anything worthwhile in the game costs hundreds of dollars, playing for pennies is some low stakes boah
Neeeeeeeeerd
Dat autism is beautiful
That part when you all went silent and Aqua is like "Hello". Killed me. Lol
Bryan's characters timing when he says you have four fives is on point
*walks in to saloon* “hopefully I’ll have some luck” *comes out with Gucci on and all of the females*
I got dealt a bunch of Pokemon energy cards lmafo
I come back to watch this video every month idk why this is my favorite video out of all of them.
I’ve watched this 11 times now and it’s still as funny as the first time
Love your content all the way to the end bro !
I just love Sams intros so much
Notification squad keeping it moist
He'll yeah
Extra moist
Extra moist like a you know what
@@AdmiralBiach a nice refreshing glass of water
This video is just,
Someone says something
Someone says funny remark
Sam wheezes
Repeat
Fuckin superb keep it up
That cowboy drip makin me flip by golly
Get that drip Sam, and I ain't talking about an STD
You don’t understand how excited I was when I saw this in my recommended
*”Oy GaVaL wE WuZ lAmP sHaDeS”*
*General Sam, Notorius Rhabbi*
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... was waiting for another RDO video from you
I missed seeing that desperate combover and patchy beard in the intro...i'll led it slide this once
I come for the opening monologue and stay for the shenanigans
Amazing, thanks for the video Sam
For some reason this was max comfy to watch.
The intro to this video was probably the funniest shit ive ever heard. Thank you
Its nice to see a man with familiar tastes in hats
After this I’m more than certain Sam would be very comfortable in the Wild West.
As we all would be. Damn gov'ment
God I love when you use Jippy's music.
Also MORE KENSHI! AND MORE BRyAN! Bryan is honestly the funniest guy on the channel besides you, I wish he uploaded his own shit more.
Reno 911 reference on point. New boot goofin.
Judaism 2: This Time.. IT'S PERSONAL
Holy shit, I actually almost choked at 5:19...that reaction nearly killed me
Don’t blow it.
Keep it simple.
Count ya money.
That reno throwback had me dead
My first video from you was the fishing tutorial. Got me hooked
This is just like "Gunk" by Jaxon Hill. Crazy.
Man I remember the day this vid dropped. Twer a good day.
"sometimes when you have a really good hand you should fold, so people don't really know what you up to
that way you don't fold in bad hands only"
"New boot Goofin'" 🤣
"New boot goofin'."
I here I was, thinking I'm the only person on the entire planet who's seen that masterpiece of a show.
This is my favorite red dead vid so far
Sam is hootin' hollerin' with his cowboy D R I P
I love lighting a cig while listening to your voice. It relaxes the senses.
I’m 14
This drip got you in heat
General Sam drip go wooo!
This hole video gave one big smile on my face great video Sam.
Literally played poker the whole time in a virtual world. 10/10 would watch again. shit was hilarious
Hey Sam. Lookin' fresh my guy. AguaFPS is my favorite unlockable character.
My subfeed has been absolutely blessed this morning and it somehow got better. I originally subbed because of his rdr2 video.
Omg please make more poker vids man so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want a 10hr compilation of sam wheezing
with those earnings i cant even comprehend how much drip sams going to get. He gonna hit up gucci, supreme. the works
the only meme that will never die is the cod hitmarkers
Hi I am your biggest fan. I love watching your videos when my wife’s boyfriend, Tyrone, comes over. I go into my tiny home and your videos are always enough for me to laugh louder than whatever my wife is doing inside. Afterwards she might let me sleep in the same bed as her.
Tyrone is bisexual.
Sam be new boot goofin on jah
I neededto hear this 2nite thnx
I love the fact that the ad for this video was a poker master class, RUclips trying to get me IRL drip
You have become a true inspiration for me
«Still in the pot in this game is a good thing, but stealing the pot in Okland will get you stabbed in an alley way»
😂
Howdy partner glad to see you back