Fallout Battle Royale Sucks So Bad It's Good
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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i had to dislike
NordVPN didnt get enough screentime
As a brit, this Jew's fear-mongering, manipulative speech freed me from not only a hefty bunch of shekels, but also my Orwellian overlords.
I rate 1984/1984 would break free again
@@Dorf274
The bad news? You're cattle. The good news? The masters don't want to kill you, yet. Eventually, the reptilians' food reserves will run out and that will change, but until then, you're free to graze on their land and be completely oblivious to what awaits you.
@@manictiger Wait...why don't they just eat actual cattle though?
@@Dorf274
It turned the frogs gay. They don't trust that stuff.
@@Dorf274 underrated comment
holy shit Sam, it's like your skull keeps growing and your hairline stays the same
holy shit
Holy shit youre right
Yooo
lmao
Stop insultimg Sam, he has severe cranium expansion from being so smart.
Sam is still salty about the shmeckles he lost to bitcoin
It's mah boi, StraightUpIrish!
This comment didn't age well lol
Hopefully he was mad enough to refuse to sell them.
Rekt
And if he had only held on, knowing the crash was a temporary and trivial
“Battle royal where you gotta choose where you sit.” Soooooo musical chairs?
That’s what I was thinking!
699 likes, nice
Back of the bus for you
Or the entire civil rights movement
Fallout 76: *Fails*
Bethseda: We should definitely patch the game, npcs, a good story, etc
Todd Howard: Nah lets give them battle royale
I mean, technically they did patch it and are adding NPCs this fall.
Still crashes 2 times an hour
**Fortnite music plays in the background**
Then everyone laugh
Fallout 76 is a miniclip exclusive
As someone from the UK, i bought Nord VPN thanks to that beaut 75% off and i have to say...no other youtuber has tried to save my beat meat sessions with the boys...i salute you sir
The only 2 RUclipsrs I have seen heroicly concerned about this matter is Sam and Sseth.
Now I am waiting on Sam to commission over $1000 worth of porn for a 10+ year old game to get people to play it. Until then he is only the second most concerned RUclipsr.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 I read "commission over $1000 worth of porn for a 10+ year old" at first.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 Sseth is a mad lad
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 you must have missed Micheal Reeves videos LITERALLY years ago lmao. Hes been advertising for them for a long time lmao
Wow, what an endorsement.
Getting called Sam's cousin scared me because now he's gonna try to sleep with me.
Bro?
I'm ok with that
rest in peace dylancombs9, u beautiful bastard
Got any updates on the chad skeletons?
Ramen-Powered Shit Factory YES THO
Last video in the comments he said it will be the video after the next one, so the chadbots are next
The Chad Bots are the highlight of this year.
Yes more kenshi
@@benjolles1599 well that was a fucking lie
I’m fully convinced Sam’s forehead is growing down towards his mouth while his hairline stays in one spot
Omg true it's weird af
Yeah that is weird af he is weird af
that was honestly the best ad for NordVPN I've seen. Really explained it well
Yo Sam if you want an explanation on the Private Paula name, that's actually the name Hartman gives Private Pyle in the German dub of Full Metal Jacket
UK: Bans porn
General Sam: gives people NordVPN
UK: *suprised Pikachu face*
more like
Uk: starts conceptualizing scheme to ban VPNs, while rubbing hands jewishly
@@ed8212 Look at all that beautiful money. >:)
@@ed8212 "Oy vey, shut it down".
@@ed8212 jewishly😂
Honestly I don’t see why the people of the UK don’t revolt against their obviously corrupt and inept government
Dude, I don't even need NordVPN, but you sold that so well.
Bethesda: "How hard should we sell out?"
Todd Howard: "Yes."
It's not like they just added a Battle Royal mode, and did nothing else to the game
@@arieson7715 *_how can we tell him_*
@@josephuuqt It got even worse somehow.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 lmao
I actually didn’t skip through the sponsorship for once.
It was that good, unlike other channels with the same sponsor ship
best sponsored ad ever!
B U T T H O L E P I C S P L E A S E
Is dude actually using an Age Of Empires 2 remix?
That's epic.
YES! I was hoping someone else would notice.
Thought I was going crazy. :D
Looked in the comments for this as soon as I heard it.
"I always wanted to be a femboy but I never had the body." What a mood, Sam, what a mood.
Players: Hey Bethesda your games are broken and you haven't come up with anything original lately...
Bethesda: We'll show them..
Hiroshima: Battle Royale
hi koji- hi josii- hey josii- yea- whats that plane- well koji that's a good qesston I don't know- hey koji - yea josii - is that plane droping something- huh yea I think - it is koji can you see what that plane is droping- I was going to ask you the same thing josii- well I cant see what that thing is maybe its A pec- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT SHIT SHIT KOJI WHAT THE FUCK- I DONT KNOW JOSII I DONT KNOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD WE SOULD GET BACK TOWN SEE GOING ON -walking to Hiroshima- random in guy in the street- MYYYYYYYYYYY ANUS IS BLEEDING ITS BLEEDIIIIIIIIING ITS RIPD- well shit this is bad josii -what are we gonna do koji- okay let me think-melted guy wakes up- koji-not know josii im trying to think-koji DUDEDUDEDUDE-auggggg what is it josiooooo my geebusss- to weeks later- well josii- yea koji-im glad that's never gonna happen- hey josii- yea- whats that plane
that's the name of the game yeet yeet
Drowning, Sandwiches, and Fear: Soldiers’ Attitudes About Chemical Warfare in Literature Related to the First World War
The First World War saw the first ever occurence of mass use of chemical weapons. Naturally, the belligerents produced a countermeasure to these types of weapons: the chemical respirator. Nowadays, we all know the importance of a soldier retaining his respirator at all times - it is especially vital now with a plethora of much more lethal gasses in the world’s armories - , but that wasn’t always the case. This short essay explores the evolution of soldiers’ readiness to tackle chemical threats by citing Ernst Junger’s Storm of Steel, Hervey Allen’s Toward the Flame, and Wilfred Owen’s Dulce et Decorum Est.
In Ernst Junger’s book Storm of Steel, Junger describes his first exposure to gas:
“Outside the company office in Monchy. we saw a lot of men affected by gas, pressing their hands against their sides and groaning and retching while their eyes watered. It was a bad business, because a few of them went on to die over the next several days, in terrible agony. We had had to withstand an attack with chlorine, which has a burning, corrosive effect on the lungs. Henceforth, I resolved never to go anywhere without my gas mask, having previously, incredibly foolishly, often left it behind in my dugout, and used its case - like a botanist - as a container for sandwiches. Seeing this taught me a lesson.“ (Junger, 81)
This passage reveals just how skeptical the average soldier was that poison gas was actually harmful. After the first exposure, however, each man would straighten up. We will revisit Storm of Steel later as Junger’s book contains further experiences of gas.
Eventually, each and every person on the front lines would experience a gas attack. Each man would learn how chlorine, and then later mustard and phosgene, tears through the respiratory system and blinds its victims. Wilfred Owen describes the horror in detail in his poem Dulce et Decorum Est. In it, he relates how a man affected by gas appears to be drowning on land while, at the same time, also appearing to be on fire or caked in lime. With effects as spectacular and brutal as these, it is no mystery why chemical weapons became so feared on the front. Hervey Allen writes of gas paranoia:
“To those who have never experienced the nerve strain at the front, the psychology of such a false alarm can scarcely be understood. The men had been taught to put the gas mask on and to give the alarm at the slightest indication or sniff. This, of course, was nonsense, as around the front one came into contact with and breathed more or less gas of one kind or another half the time, especially in the woods (the men had been trained for gas conditions in trench warfare.) Given a condition such as existed, however, with the men trained to believe that a light sniff might mean death, with nerves highly strung by being shelled more or less for a month or so, and the presence of not a few who really had been gassed,- it is no wonder that a gas alarm went beyond all bounds. It was remarked as a joke that when someone yelled, "Gas!" everybody in France put on the mask. At any rate, the alarm often spread for miles.” (Allen, 91)
One can see from this passage that gas had, in fact, gotten a reputation that heavily outweighed its effectiveness. Gas, according to the website Science History Institute, gas caused 1.3 million casualties, but only 90-100 thousand deaths. Gas’ lethality was low. But, because of the experiences of individual soldiers and, in Allen’s example, the experiences of others, caused soldiers to fear gas much more than they needed to. Of course, that’s not always a bad thing as it generally made sure soldiers kept their masks nearby. If one did not have their mask, knowledge of gas’ effects would drive a man to near madness in search of one as Junger’s Storm of Steel exemplifies.
“At night, we were woken up by intense fire and a gas attack. We sat round the stove in the dugout in our gas masks, all except Vogel, who had lost his, and was running around like a madman, looking in all the corners, while a few sadistic fellows whom he'd given a hard time reported that the smell of gas was getting stronger and stronger. In the end, I gave him my refill, and he sat for an hour behind the smoking stove, holding his nose, and sucking on the mouthpiece.”
Gas warfare was no longer unfeared; Years and years of gas attacks and millions of casualties made sure of that. Contrasting the beginning of the war, when one would leave his mask behind in favor of a snack, the latter years saw gas become seen as a phantom ready to slaughter you at any moment with its only mark of presence being smell.
After the war finished and the treaties were signed, people slowly forgot about the wafting, green terror of the battlefield. The politicians had figured that they had successfully decontaminated warfare of its presence and proclaimed they had done so in their conventions. But, as is true for many things, the politicians had not done so. Poison gas remains at the ready if ever a nation needs it. But the new, mobile warfare has diminished gas’ viability nearly to the point of obsolescence.
As wars continued after the one that was meant to end them, poison was left forgotten in most. In the Second Great War, soldiers left their masks and bags behind in camps or vehicles - a foil that surely would result in injury or death in the previous war - as they were no longer needed. In Korea, gas mortars were refitted for standard shells and their units were merged with that of standard artillery. Vietnam, although seeing minor use of CS gas - mainly as a tunnel-clearing weapon -, largely saw its American combatants without care for their chemical respirators. Because of this absence of mass gas use, gas has largely been forgotten by the public as a weapon of war, soldiers no longer keep their masks close to them, and gas has faded from the media seemingly never to return.
Of course, as what nearly happened in the Gulf War, poison gas could very quickly return to its previously-held throne of the most feared weapon on the battlefield. In the Gulf War, soldiers had to constantly don their respirators full-body chemical suits in case Iraq had deployed gas on the front lines. This never happened, but it may in the future. In another war, in another country, in another time, gas may be used in a scale comparable to that of the First World War. If that happens, it would not be for a long time that a soldier carries a sandwich instead of his gas mask.
Wtf
Thank you for the history lesson, I enjoyed it.
10:47 "I have no luck with the crossbow"
Sam - "Hold my beer"
General Sam is my favorite non-binary RUclipsr.
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GameJack The Gameboy stop it you’re scaring him!
Saw a General Sam video, stayed for the porn-hiding tips. Thanks NordVPN and thank you Panama!
Came for General Sam.
That's it, there's nothing more to it.
Sam is living the RUclips life. Makes A+ quality content, gets good views, plays "great" games and has a great fanbase that totally isn't toxic
Don't you have gods to fight?
Did
6:02 I literally spit my food out laughing
Yo, my sister bought her boyfriend a shirt from you and had to return it for some reason and you called him a nerd. I will tell my future kids that story.
Dude DUDE DUDES
"A battle royale where you have to choose where to sit"
Consider this: Musical Chairs Battle Royale
DUDE ID PLAY
It already is
*_I've never clicked off of a General Sam video so fast in my life._*
_to watch this of course_
Factual statement.
You sleep rather soundly for a *man incapable of making an efficient and interesting sequel* that’s goooood
General Sam's "WHAT" at the end there is so perfect it deserves to be on a soundboard. 13:07
4:00 if you don’t want to see the best RUclips sponsor advertisement ever
Man I'm wishing for a nuclear winter
Todd Howard: I got you
*Add battle royal*
Literally no one:
Sam: *W H E E Z E*
11:44 When you and the bois get out the lunch line and finding a seat turns into Battle Royale.
Already wheezing not even 30 seconds into the video
Jacob K hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
if you dont got a FREAKY FRESH hairstyle then you are NOT allowed in the chad club
1:53
*says an emotional goodbye to his lunch*
*shakes head in disapproval*
"y'all niggas never learn"
5:56 funniest part of the entire video.
No one;
General Sam; *half the video is a sponsorship advertisement*
Everyone:
This terrible meme format
I think I’ve seen this video 3 times now and I’m still entertained
1:40 you can see the ptsd in Sam's eyes
6:53 That guy has been bullied so fucking much as a kid that he just completely blocks out what strangers say to him.
Wait, isn't Panama a CIA summer resort banana republic, I'm confused.
Aaaah, CIA in the 60's and 70's, trying to manage the U.S. backyard good times... gooood times.
9:48 lol but you get the last laugh cuz Bethesda's sent out tainted bags lmao they had mold in them everything about this game failed that possibly could and still somehow they managed to fcuk it up even more lmao
That subtle insult on game of thrones during the ad pleases me greatly
6:01 GRAB THE WATERMELON
General sam you are my favorite youtuber, nobody can make funnier videos than you keep up the *ePiC* work man
Lmao! Sam´s imitation= Nelk ´with the boys´
im pretty sure sam's character at 4:41 is a character from breath of the wild
Hmm...now I've seen it all. If I knew that Bethesda and fallout would've come to this, I would've just passed up on loving Fallout 3 back in the day.
Honestly same this is hell but ... Maybe there's hope
Like cod cause they're bringing back the gud shit
Nord vpn will save me from article 13/17 right?... :) RIGHT? :)))))))
Probably
Only until Brussels makes it illegal to use a VPN. They have to make sure they protect billion dollar companies and ensure you don't criticize islam
@@HellsYeah8 oh vey
It always surprises me how quick witted Sam really is
I don't laugh very easily, but omfg the hair clipping through the power armour CRACKED, ME, UP!
u better get another nordvpn sponsorship after i get my paycheck mr. samuel
I’m not sure how you made watching an ad entertaining but great job man
shoutout to Horiba, sealing the bottom of the barrel for "worst teammates."
people like him are why i don't play fallout76.
I really need to see God Howard say "Fuck all that, momma didn't raise no bitch!"
My goodness the quality, I hadn't noticed it slip away before my very eyes. 😮💨
General Sam is seen crawling out from his cave once again to bless us with this masterpiece
Caramel Johnson very true
This game is modern art...
Kenshi gameplay when? I love watching your kenshi videos
Nacho Friend kenshi gameplay is next from what i read in the comments
I can stick my chip in yo cheese but I’m still nachos
5:25 hey look they added california to fallout!
I understand how old this video is, but that “flight” glitch is a bug between two mutations and you could jump off the highest cliff and effectively fly across the map with an explosive two shot musket doing 8500 damage to level 17 shitters from 1300 meters away
First time in my whole life, a sponsor taught me something.
I'm a 14 year old in the uk
All I can say is I'm making the most of my remaining month.
Just get a counterfeit wank license
@@greenmountainhistory7335 wanks license 😂
4:31 nice momento reference
The cut out demonstration of Nord VPN was better than the actual video
13:09 that ending cracked me open like the skin on a german wiener in a hot skillet
2:10 IS THAT AGE OF EMPIRES TRAP MUSIC??
Okay honestly out of all the people sponsored by Nord, Sam has to be the best at both advertising and explaining how TF the VPN works
RUclipsr: *exists*
NordVPN: *I'm about to fund this man's whole career*
_nobody:_
_GeneralSam:_ **wheeeeeeeeeeeeze**
PvtPaula expects his spanking soon.
They did a classic war thunder. We are asking to fix the game for the last 3 or so years and instead of fixing it they just keep adding more broken shiny stuff.
Battle royale where you have to choose where to sit.
That, my friend, is Musical Chairs
Wow. It's almost as if Bethesda put minimal effort into their game... 🤔
Sam just shave your head and give up on that hairline. Its fading faster than my marriage.
At least your marriage can still be fixed...
1:22 that focus tho
That was the best sponsor ad that I've ever seen
Thanks for NordVPN.
Seems like a must-have for my PC research.
This game is about as patched as Sam's beard.
The remixed age of empires music during the nord vpn section is fucking fire!
country road beat at the beginning is dabomb!
Season 8 was pretty dogshit.
Well said Sam. I couldn’t agree more. If Elon Musk was in charge of Bethesda he would’ve made 76 right
Let’s kick out Todd after he adds NPCs
elon musk is annoying
what23 how
That was creative advertisment and actually enjoyable. Nice!
Todd Howard Thanos: "Perfectly unbalanced, as all things should be"
Hey man don't diss my femboys.
Put some respec on my traps.
Slur
@@thesmiler1579 Are you okay?
When I have money I will buy the merch and some that nord VPN just for you dad
Omg I'm literally laughing so much right now! thanks Sam for taking the time to entertain us , man.
I have to be honest here: As a UK citizen the looming threat of the masturbation massacre is truly a spooky one, and i have seen Nord VPN advertised to me many many times over the last year or so. never did i once consider that i could effectively utilize it until now. Sam, you are a true salesman .
I actually enjoy it unironically...cus ps4 dosnt have the hacker problem...I've played 76 since closed beta and still havnt had a single game breaking glitch or bug
Same, I've never seen a hacker and Sam said the repair kits effect gameplay but they are useless as fuck.
Sam probably uses nord VPN to pirate henti
In a year or two when Sam is finally completely bald my enjoyment of his channel will be complete
more like 6 months
NordVPN couldn’t possibly have paid you enough for that awesome ad.
Make full animated movie about nord VPN
Brah like legit my first comment ever! Your forehead is growing really fast my dude! Look into that rogain my friend! Love your content! Hope you grow your hair Back! Love sincerely one of you oldest fans my dude. Looking forward to your better hair.
His testosterone is like a glue keeping his hairline in place
You can't grow it back. Only save what is there
0:20 my dads reaction at my birth.
that mufucking age of empires 2 music at 2:40 brought me back bro...