Lick me Samuel Do it Do it Samuel Samuel I'm still waiting Lick me Do it Do it now Lick me Sammy boy Samuel Lick me like I'm your fingers after you just ate KFC.
I’d rather have more youtubers with is personality than “HEY GUYS COMING BACK AT YA AGAIN WOTH ANOTHER VIDEO, WATCH ME REACT TO THIS VIDEO IVE ALREADY SEEN THEN SCREAM FOR CHILDREN BTW BUY KY MERCH AND ENJOY THIS TEN MIN VIDEO EOTH EIGHT ADS
@@breeze2082 _“HEY GUYS COMING BACK AT YA AGAIN WOTH ANOTHER VIDEO, WATCH ME REACT TO THIS VIDEO IVE ALREADY SEEN THEN SCREAM FOR CHILDREN BTW BUY KY MERCH AND ENJOY THIS TEN MIN VIDEO EOTH EIGHT ADS_ So Sam?
Nah, it is the community. Pretty much everyone is using all those chivalry techniques, which arent as bad in Mordhau, but still exist. People don’t fall for traps, they just tryhard grind their kd. The messy bloodbath that Mordhau was is no more, just cybersportsmen my ass type of dueling elites coming to frontline and invasion and soloing entire enemy team
@@aristotelsb8874 im so confused about what you are trying to say. I just came back into mordhau and yea there's a bunch of people playing that have triple digits in levels but so what. Mordhau is the same game as it was before, there just aren't a thousand players who have never touched a fighting game before. If your definition of fun is trashing new players maybe you are the problem, not the "cybersportsmen"
@@Kifuremu its the same game, i came back into it after release and still had a blast. People are most likely just mad that a game that is almost 2 years old doesn't have new players that they can trash and instead are trashed on. The devs actually went out of their way to try to nerf some of the chivalry stuff that aristotel is talking about. I think they nerfed some of the dragging people did on weapons to try to prevent the silly spin people do in chiv. I came back and I'm rank 40, I took some losses and I got some wins. Still had fun.
Sam, this always happens when the algorithm picks it up, remember that fallout 4 video where you bullied a black man with watermelons? It was pretty funny
I know right I’ve even used things like Shazam and it just comes up with no result I’m starting to think it never existed. But if you ever find it tell me
Never mind I found it. It’s called - The Larger Melody [OUTRO] - it’s part of THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH but I only found it on Soundcloud in the last minute of the 2 hour long tape and on RUclips under the user ElectroZen
bc of RUclips I found your channel and freakin love it I've watched many of us vids and made me laugh out loud so yeah!! fuck them those guys who didn't find you funny
I been binge watching your videos again and I gotta say: I haven't watched one without belly laughing somewhere in watching em. Love your content bro. Love your twisted sense of humor bro.
“How dare you say the community will ruin MY [insert game here], let me show you just how much of a great community we are by being as hostile and toxic as possible.” Something tells me that Chivalry and Mordhau have more than a few things in common.
Mr Sam, I've been an edgelord following your channel since the Skyrim era, and let me tell you: just like wine, your "films" are getting better with time. Keep it up, Hollywood has your name on it xD
Hey man those fluoride stains on your teeth can be scrapped down by a dentist . I had them when I was in high school and they bugged the shit out of me . After I got them shaved down I use white strips and now all my teeth look like the same color . Just a tip, I know it made me feel better after I got it done . Love your vids homie
I’ve looked through jippy’s entire catalog of albums on Apple Music and I still can’t find the one beat tape sam used in the intro. I must continue the search.
Why worry about content when haters provide the basis for the sequel videos?! XD I must say Sam, congratulations on hitting that perfect youtube algorithm bling bling spot! :'D
DW Sam, we will always stand behind you. No matter how fucked up shit you are going to do, we, your loyal subscribers got your back. Your little army. Chad like you will always struggle in a world of normies, stay strong General.
The community did ruin the game 100%,half or more people play like there on Adderall snorting Half a pound of coke whilst on steroids, extremely toxic by default and set on killing over and over again with a poleax thing without faking or blocking just come from behind, hit your head and kill you or hit you in the side step back and can just kick you or throw something at you. With how many people main it I can’t run a “fun build” or I will 3/4 of the time (I do realize with some real skill you can beat anyone but I’m fighting smooth brains and still getting destroyed unless I use my own broken build (executioner sword ) (zeilwealder)-(can’t spell) but it’s not as fun as a staff fight in my humble opinion
@@baconbits1031 only if it plays megolovaina ear rape 24/7 at max volume and will make people run from me before they can run because of what I am wearing
4:44 I swear I photoshopped that like 2 years ago when I was in a pretty dark place ... and this fucker has used it in like 5 videos, you're bringing back the Darkness Sam
Watching Sam's videos is like watching fatal car wreck compilations. It only ends up with the feeling of shock and self loathing but you click on the next video in the playlist anyways.
To everyone new watching Sams vids: This is like deciding to watch game of thrones on the last season without seeing any other seasons prior. You wont know what the fuck is going on.
I found your Mordhau video before I was a subscriber, and became a subscriber cause I instantly fell in love with how you do your vids. You a funny guy.
I also saw a bunch of people saying the last video was clickbait. Well lemme show ya some fucking clickbait you lil shits.
have u been losing weight samuel?
Fuckin lol, love you Sammy man.
Wait this isn’t kenshi
Lick me Samuel
Do it
Do it Samuel
Samuel I'm still waiting
Lick me
Do it
Do it now
Lick me Sammy boy
Samuel
Lick me like I'm your fingers after you just ate KFC.
Gimme that clickbait Sam
Sam who are you kidding your own fan base doesn’t like you we’re just here cause we feel bad
"Stockholm Syndrome Sam"
@@xmm-cf5eg Stockholm Samdrom? Like, with a good 'ol speech impediment to go with it?
Buggy G we would feel bad if we left his channel and he can’t feed his baby
I really hope the next video is Kenshi. I need to know how my Chadbots are doing overthrowing an incel empire.
Same
CoolMoon I just wanna see the *C H A D* *C R A B S*
Thats where I subbed from! Ffs it was bugging me for ages I was watching his kenshi vids
Agree
I WANT ZEBB
Bold of you to assume my father was around to tell me advice
10/10
Same bruv
what is he STILL in jail?
oh cmon it was only one prostitute
No one cares
@@marshallmaia8130 no one cares
Sams combover is more desperate than his patchy attempt at a beard
Shit you right
I also have shitty genes
Ketsa Official same
Then why is there cum on my screen?
@@ronniewhitedx that was leftover from your partner's lover's visit last night
We joke, but he did look like Witcher 3 ngl.
Playing as him makes you really *FEEL* like Witcher 3.
7.62 x39mm finally someone gets it
_dunkey reference_
This is just what I needed after my prostate exam
Nothing better than this after a good fingering.
arsenal2621 I didn’t know the annual check up included the whole fist this time
Just got my foreskin reattached and i come home to this 🙏🙏
Yellow Fellow did you pass?
Volgax364 the doc said I had to come back to the corner again... :/
What if people in Mordhau don’t hate Sam because of his strats but because of his personality
First?
Goddamn I got a like from Papa Rabbi I can’t believe it
Conspiracy theories
I’d rather have more youtubers with is personality than “HEY GUYS COMING BACK AT YA AGAIN WOTH ANOTHER VIDEO, WATCH ME REACT TO THIS VIDEO IVE ALREADY SEEN THEN SCREAM FOR CHILDREN BTW BUY KY MERCH AND ENJOY THIS TEN MIN VIDEO EOTH EIGHT ADS
@@breeze2082 _“HEY GUYS COMING BACK AT YA AGAIN WOTH ANOTHER VIDEO, WATCH ME REACT TO THIS VIDEO IVE ALREADY SEEN THEN SCREAM FOR CHILDREN BTW BUY KY MERCH AND ENJOY THIS TEN MIN VIDEO EOTH EIGHT ADS_
So Sam?
Bruh it would take sonic a year to run the length from Sams eyebrows to his hairline
*Gotta go fast?*
Sam has eyebrows?
@@Obisouky4 I just fucking noticed that lol
He looks like fucking Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising
@@DrIsis HOLY SHIT
I was thinking the same thing
You should have replaced "vacuum cleaner" with "sister". Maybe that way they would have understood.
Ah yes the family rectangle
True story while listening to this with headphones I was vaccuming
Family wreath
"Stepbro" there fixed.
You almost predicted the future perfectly with this game Sam, but instead of the community ruining it, the devs did.
Oh damn what happened?
Nah, it is the community. Pretty much everyone is using all those chivalry techniques, which arent as bad in Mordhau, but still exist. People don’t fall for traps, they just tryhard grind their kd. The messy bloodbath that Mordhau was is no more, just cybersportsmen my ass type of dueling elites coming to frontline and invasion and soloing entire enemy team
@@aristotelsb8874 devs ruined it not community.
@@aristotelsb8874 im so confused about what you are trying to say. I just came back into mordhau and yea there's a bunch of people playing that have triple digits in levels but so what. Mordhau is the same game as it was before, there just aren't a thousand players who have never touched a fighting game before. If your definition of fun is trashing new players maybe you are the problem, not the "cybersportsmen"
@@Kifuremu its the same game, i came back into it after release and still had a blast. People are most likely just mad that a game that is almost 2 years old doesn't have new players that they can trash and instead are trashed on. The devs actually went out of their way to try to nerf some of the chivalry stuff that aristotel is talking about. I think they nerfed some of the dragging people did on weapons to try to prevent the silly spin people do in chiv. I came back and I'm rank 40, I took some losses and I got some wins. Still had fun.
Aqua laughs like he has a trained sniper aiming at his head
I think the most enjoyable part of these videos is anticipating how Sam's hairline is doing each time
in all seriousness, amidst the hilariously mean comments--you are awesome and muy guapo, General Sam.
(now go shave)
Shut up Aqua FPS!
Jesus Christ. It’s 3 am and I’m still an incel.
Bruh. 800 chads liked my comment.
the V in Virgin is for HiGh ImPAct SexUAl *V"* iolence
Goddamn 20 years And im still an incel
What
incels only say that on incel forums, Im on to you chad.......
Ren4issance - have sex
Mordhau and Chivalry players are the kinds of people you'd see in Lindybeige's comments arguing about the specifics of a 17th century french saber.
How long till the devs ban you for griefing lmao
@Codered08 Yes, but people can probably spam the devs and try get him banned for a quick l o l
Kirra Mes _tabarnak_
The only time you get banned by the devs is if you affect them personally like making them look bad not make their game look bad
" My video got circulated outside of my audience"
Rut roh....
roight
Roight
*right
Why havint jfj been noticed here wth
@@rarefox8846 idk
I wuv you sock man
Sam, this always happens when the algorithm picks it up, remember that fallout 4 video where you bullied a black man with watermelons? It was pretty funny
Yo general forehead, more oblivion.
*Witcher 3
Anything thats good*
" just eat a Chinese person"this didn't age well
And anyone who does eat one won't age anymore either...
I gotta leave this channel boys, lost my virginity today. Godspeed gentlemen.
He later went on to have several children and got promoted from assistant to regional manager to assistant regional manager. Godspeed
@@Tonystark-jm5jf wait a second...
@@Tonystark-jm5jf wanna run that by us again
@@marcgoldedition5094 no need
already know this one's a lie lol
I love the sound of some soothing music as General Sam single handedly causes the deletion of 400+ Mordhau applications
Im part of your audience and i think you are a *DOLPHIN NOISE*
I love it, keep it up
The truth hurts. That's why they hate him.
Press “P” to go i to third person mode, it lets you aim the catapult way better
The amount of fucking jippy songs on spotify I've gone through trying to find the intro and outro music... fucking hell it's not even worth it anymore
I know right I’ve even used things like Shazam and it just comes up with no result I’m starting to think it never existed. But if you ever find it tell me
Never mind I found it. It’s called - The Larger Melody [OUTRO] - it’s part of THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH but I only found it on Soundcloud in the last minute of the 2 hour long tape and on RUclips under the user ElectroZen
People couldn’t handle such a Chad gamer like you Sam
"that lesbian's got a hairy set of balls"
Jonathan Yaniv: The struggle is real.
Your hairline really is on the brink of termination 🥵
It’s already ded
imagine caring about another man's hair
homeless pizza imagine being called homeless pizza
General Sam has some of the best stories ever. They're always ridiculous, and sadly relatable.
youre a treasure Sam. Never stop being you man. haters gone hate
I'm glad you love my kind. All hail the mighty Hammock.
New Jippi's intro track is lit af
You know which song it is?
@@YorakHunt777 At which timestamp?
OppoQuinn 1:37
OppoQuinn whats is it
@@jackrickard1400 "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH - The Larger Melody [OUTRO]"
That video was honestly the first I've seen of your channel, and I personally love your content, keep up the kickass work
Glad to see anouther Sam video with my main man JFJ
6:04 Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox
I love it when a group of outsiders stumbles upon Sam. Never gets old.
bc of RUclips I found your channel and freakin love it I've watched many of us vids and made me laugh out loud so yeah!! fuck them those guys who didn't find you funny
1:35 What is the title of this tune?
...
1:45 OK, nevermind. It's "The Larger Melody [OUTRO]" from "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH".
Nice
You're a Godsend thank you
@@BlaQGhoste93 Naaah, I'm just a mortal but thank you for kind word 😉
I been binge watching your videos again and I gotta say: I haven't watched one without belly laughing somewhere in watching em. Love your content bro. Love your twisted sense of humor bro.
Karen may have taken the kids, but Sam uploaded a new video today.
Your profile pic got featured in a "paint it black" mashup. All hail the king of the cursed!
“How dare you say the community will ruin MY [insert game here], let me show you just how much of a great community we are by being as hostile and toxic as possible.” Something tells me that Chivalry and Mordhau have more than a few things in common.
I guess Chivalry really is dead lmao
My bad Sam! Didn’t realize that was the joke!
Mr Sam, I've been an edgelord following your channel since the Skyrim era, and let me tell you: just like wine, your "films" are getting better with time. Keep it up, Hollywood has your name on it xD
Sam I gotta say you make the best cinematic intros to your videos, your style is so good man
Hey man those fluoride stains on your teeth can be scrapped down by a dentist . I had them when I was in high school and they bugged the shit out of me . After I got them shaved down I use white strips and now all my teeth look like the same color . Just a tip, I know it made me feel better after I got it done . Love your vids homie
The Devs are a video closer to Introducing "Progrom: the Gamemode"
1 year later: the community killed the game
man this channel is a gold mine
It's always funny seeing normies find Sam's vids
normies are like little brothers: once you annoy them and they start to cry its funny to see, so you annoy them again
@arcadable found one
arcadable a normie wouldn’t understand
@arcadable good, my katana grows stronger from your every Ree
@arcadable It doesn't think of you that way, it sees you as more of a brother and would never let you be inside of it.
I’ve looked through jippy’s entire catalog of albums on Apple Music and I still can’t find the one beat tape sam used in the intro. I must continue the search.
I finally found it
@@zacharyrosmanitz7547 do share...
@@dasboot7889 I made an extended version and put it on SoundCloud. It’s called “The larger melody”
@@zacharyrosmanitz7547 chadly man
Sam predicted the future
Why worry about content when haters provide the basis for the sequel videos?! XD
I must say Sam, congratulations on hitting that perfect youtube algorithm bling bling spot! :'D
I love you general Sam and your videos and I hope you make more of them no homo
DW Sam, we will always stand behind you. No matter how fucked up shit you are going to do, we, your loyal subscribers got your back. Your little army.
Chad like you will always struggle in a world of normies, stay strong General.
Kickstarter to Fund General Sam Lesbian Porn in outer Space anyone ?
Seeing mordhau struggling to stay alive right now really makes me sad, this was one of my favorite games
The community did ruin the game 100%,half or more people play like there on Adderall snorting Half a pound of coke whilst on steroids, extremely toxic by default and set on killing over and over again with a poleax thing without faking or blocking just come from behind, hit your head and kill you or hit you in the side step back and can just kick you or throw something at you. With how many people main it I can’t run a “fun build” or I will 3/4 of the time (I do realize with some real skill you can beat anyone but I’m fighting smooth brains and still getting destroyed unless I use my own broken build (executioner sword ) (zeilwealder)-(can’t spell) but it’s not as fun as a staff fight in my humble opinion
Haven’t played this game in months for this exact reason
I don’t know how people hate you well I sure don’t cause you make me genuinely laugh.
who sticks it in a vacuum anymore? its 2019 we got fleshlights now boi
Brub personally I have my girl grapefruit it
Thanks, Sam! Very cool! I had fun watching this videos with my wife's son while she and her boyfriend is out on dinner.
Sammy looking slim, cant pay for food after losing all your money in crypto?
Sam got BOGGED.
YEE YEE
Congrats on 700k Sammy keep it up!!!
kicked
reason: temporarily banned for 4 minutes
thats now a valid reason to be banned
Been here since like 350k I think, always really good production man great vids
but dosnt any game's community ruin it in some way, look at overwatch - toxic, undertail - i dont want to get into their community actually
you don't wanna get into an assless fur suit and say your gonna have a bad time
@@baconbits1031 only if it plays megolovaina ear rape 24/7 at max volume and will make people run from me before they can run because of what I am wearing
Rust
How can those others deny the truth
I actually have the game and the more you play the worse it gets
Tbh I don’t think Sam takes any of this seriously, I mean, it’s coming from strangers on the internet
You take that back. I stay up at night biting my nails at the thought of you fucking monsters typing meanie things to me.
General Sam: I hate the meta this game could become
Also General Sam: *teamkills and trolls the entire round*
Just wait till they see your discord.
You're close to reaching 1 mil Sammy boi. Maybe those new views get you the subscribers that you need!
"i learned to love 'em, cause i'm wearing a pair right now"
_gold_
Once again sam comes in clutch with that good content 🙏
Sam: *wheezes in jew
Poob: - "Can we stop blocking this off?? I dont get the joke."
Me: - *literal wheezing*
*team kills and blocks spawn*
some men can be reasoned or bargained with they just want to watch the world burn
Not like you would know what having a dad is like.
I'm surprised nobody knows that you can just crouch-walk through bear traps yet.
4:44 I swear I photoshopped that like 2 years ago when I was in a pretty dark place ... and this fucker has used it in like 5 videos, you're bringing back the Darkness Sam
anyone know the song at 1:35 ?
or at least what beattape its on
nathan waters The J.H & Jippy - The Larger Melody (Outro)
@@SweetReaper_ so good.
I love how Sam becomes a better gamer once he is trolling
I've been trying to find the outro song forever someone please tell me
I went trough all the fucking songs :S it is from the album: " THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH - The Larger Melody [OUTRO] " (the very last song...)
asmodeusdan you sir, are a hero.
@@asmodeusdan tbh I'm not THAT opposed to marrying a complete stranger
@@asmodeusdan fr could kiss you
Holy fucking shit THANK YOU fam
Watching Sam's videos is like watching fatal car wreck compilations. It only ends up with the feeling of shock and self loathing but you click on the next video in the playlist anyways.
fuck, he was right.
When general Sam Is just a zany father figure/ shit post overlord to an army of 883,000 memelords. But on a real F A T note I love this shit.
Anybody know the name of the specific tape at 1:35
Commenting so I can know too
Nevermind, I found it after searching his entire discography. "The Larger Melody [OUTRO]" on "The J.H & Jippy Batch"
OppoQuinn nicee I was scouring his tapes too couldn’t find shit
Gregg ooo at what time is it?
British Cookie the last part
General Sam:Steve's mom
Everybody:WHEEZES
Looking back on this video, Sam was fucking RIGHT.
"As someone who has studied the cOntent as a whole" Don't think you can get away with a voice crack papa rabbi
we ALL know what happens when normies see your vids... for example: "the last rifle you'll ever need"
Whats the last rifle you'll ever need
To everyone new watching Sams vids: This is like deciding to watch game of thrones on the last season without seeing any other seasons prior. You wont know what the fuck is going on.
Finally growing some hair I see. The actual Jew in you is a late bloomer.
I found your Mordhau video before I was a subscriber, and became a subscriber cause I instantly fell in love with how you do your vids. You a funny guy.
Do another gm new vegas video ore else…
Yes,YES
Bro it seems I found a claymorian
As well as a Dane. Hvordan går det bro.
Haha 🇳🇴
I’ve been following you for about a year and your shit always makes me laugh.
This game looks like garbage. No wonder they mad at you.
Stay on fortnite and tiktok kiddo
@@sparkling_h2o895 play better games simp
@@jjones503 Git gud
but funny sword game
Edit: the name of the song at 1:35 is called The Larger Melody