Scum: The Game About Fat Acceptance
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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The constant fat jokes against you must make this quite an immersive experience.
Rhodesians Never Die!
Fucking burn......
@general sam
why is the bald cap so horrifying
It always is
You mean beautiful right.
What cap
You may not like it, but that's what a peak human looks like.
3:37
3:37 ruined my morning.
Fat = genius, go for it aqua
Oh it wasn't your chronic depression? Just Sam?
Jake Gyllenhal On Meth?
@General Sam do it every video now
Of course the skinny guy would say that. You're on all that meth hanging out at heath ledgers grave
Sam’s belly is actually an extension of the brain, all that fat?
It’s actually brain matter
Does NASA know this
you have something like the equivalent of a cats brains worth of nerve cells in the gut. It's why the best ideas come while you're pinching off a loaf. It's like zen, but for shitting.
I now know where to stab
*Cancer
Well the brain is mostly fat and water so the science holds up!
Can't wait for the woman DLC when they add in menstrual cycles.
You can scavenge for estrogen pills and become transgender
[][][]{}[][][] Fucking lol'd
u can weaponize the blood putting it in a bottle and using it as bait for males and bears alike, driving both to extinction, then get a cloak made of desperate virgin skin or sth
You can lactate and drink your own titty milk for sustenance.
Adds inhuman strength when triggered
Probably THE best $ Shave Club promotional message ever produced in the history of mankind. Someone needs to tell the CEO. They need to make that a national commercial.
Yas betch
I legitimately thought about buying after seeing that segment and not just because GS needs the shekels.
Chief called, this is defiantly it.
Nah ChrisRayGuns are better
I died. From laughter.
The hilarious thing is that anything is good compared to Day Z
Ur channle is shit
no u
SyntheticKill DayZ rhymes w/ shekel scheme
Unturned master race boooooooooooy.
Not the mod. DayZ standalone is terrible though.
Boyz only. Not Forever 21 only Old Navy
and h&m
wombo h&m got some nice quality pullovers, I ain’t gonna lie
growing up i could never fit into anything pld navy because i am a tall skinny retard
No girls allowed. Icky.
Sam looked like a nine year old boy down there before he even shaved
LOL
Yeah, he said he looks 9 down there but I'm not so sure he was referring to his pubes.
That poor miserable bastard.
Shad the Chad knows everything.
I'm sure shad would love him to look like a 9 YO
The B8r well, the average height of a nine year old is 128 cm, that’s pretty large.
Does being thiccer give you a bigger hitbox though?
Are you fatshaming my hitbox?!
No it doesnt whoever said yes just didnt know. The bullets will go through your fat folds on the sides you still have the skinny man hitbox no matter how big you are
#fatshaminghitbox2018
Msck Matt - Not true, the convex hull used as a collision mesh will change depending on the size of the character mesh ;)
Yeah but we can camoflage
My type of GAME
Aka shit?
You have too many youutube subs, fuk.u
@@danhulsoor2631 The funniest thing about this is that this was an after thought to an already pointless comment
HEY IT WOBBLES
@@octo8934 isn't the original comment "my tyep of GAEM" pointless?
You make the “here’s a word from our sponsors” actually funny and watchable😂 no need to skip
Reported for shilling
I skipped
So does internet historian, literally just roasts raid shadow legends
You should have seen the original ad for this video 😂
waits for him to make fun of Aqua
Make fun of the useless goddess.
"I look like a 9 year old down there"
Bumbo walks into the frame with a sinister smile...
I recently lost weight and I can fkn feel how I become dumber and dumber :(
Go home you stupid ex fatass
Go eat some celery skinny
I used to be 800lbs. and I could understand Rick and Morty. But now I'm around 170lbs. and, by the time I read "no parking", I've already parked in it and have to hit reverse. That's how slow and stupid I've become! I should have never had my stomach stapled.
That's a completely natural side effect of watching GS content
I know this whole thing is a joke but straight after hitting the gym I am genuinely stupider.
You know what would be funny is that after a certain amount of gurth, Kevlar just doesn’t fit
That's how the game should be.
Natural kevlar
G U R T H
Heavy breathing and vomiting while hiking just like that irl video with his brother
Sam is the only person who makes sponsor sections I don’t skip cause I love them
why can i see titties?
anybody who doesnt "shave" their eyebrows to plug a sponsor...skiiip
Gus Johnson is also good
I can recommend Tear of Grace's Crunchyroll sponsorship skits
steven hawking never moved thats how he got smart
Now that's a big brain moment
EXACTLY
Dollar Shave Club is going to regret this sponsorship
The guy with the face Don't you mean endorse it?
+@@Wizzy88 Boi, u mistakened dollar shave club ads for tinder ads? fuck outta here xd
+@@me-yn6cr y tho?
Genuine Weeb because S H E C K L E S
This is extra funny considering Brian was the dude stopping super often under the guise of enjoying the view during Sam's irl meetup hike lmao
the meta build is to be in your 30's or 40s, with an average strong build... gives you roughly 4's across the board with 3 in int. this is by far the "strongest" character you can be.
General Sam: The Channel about Fat Acceptance
"It's not my weight! I have bad lungs! My parents used to smoke around me a ton when I was little! That's why I can't run long"
Fat Acceptance or Sam Acceptance?
What’s the difference
MASS acceptance
Fat Accsamtance
Sam been here watching your aneurysm pile grow since 200k the satire and dark humor is the best. Also you look good bald Kinda like a sexy cone head from that one. Sifi movie no one remembers.
Nigga its cone head
Green Screen Magic is on point as always...
Knowing the alternate version of that ad makes the whole thing that much better
You lied to us, your eyebrows are still unshaved!
Lethal Sniper Kitten it was a bit
You don't fucking say
Daniel Kay r/wooosh
3:30 I guess they didn’t go with the open casket cancer idea then
they pulled a hard 'no' on that one friend
What happened?
sam made a tweet about him making a bit for dollar shave club a few days ago about him being a cancer patient wanting his skin to be really nice for his open casket funeral
“If you or anyone you know has skin... or hair..” even the paid advertising is fucking classic, sam. I’m literally laughing my ass off rn.
Sam: “I shaved everything and I mean everything.”
Me: _eyebrows_
This channel is a hidden gem. So glad I found this!
Shid, I just found this gem.
The jackets are so shiny in this game, everyone looks like they are in a Bad Boy music video from the 90s.
does your character run faster because he is black?
Fat black people are op
@L H just tactics man, and nah the black characters don't run faster
@L H well.. people are sensitive AF..
And on twitch.. damn..
Rasmus Vejrum why are you calling women on twitch sensitive?
Nah, black characters get a bonus on stealth on the expense of intelligence
i want to get dollar shave club, but sadly i have neither hair or skin
@Cpt Dinosaur I'll buy your hair and skin for a dollar. I've a got a couple books to bind.
It’s funny coming back to this after the camping trip video.
The Constitution of Australia is the supreme law under which the government of the Commonwealth of Australia operates, including its relationship to the States of Australia. It consists of several documents. The most important is the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Australia, which is referred to as the "Constitution" in the remainder of this article. The Constitution was approved in a series of referendums held over 1898-1900 by the people of the Australian colonies, and the approved draft was enacted as a section of the Commonwealth of Australia Constitution Act 1900 , an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom.
Thank you I was looking for a video on this but you've explained it all here
Fuck you, America #1
^ not really #1 but w/e floats ya boat
Thanks for the info jesus
Jesus Christ war it is then.🚀🐨🌇💥💀
That boi be THICCC
Fancy seeing you here super gaming duderino
I love seeing clips from some of your older stuff in these newer videos. It makes me happy to see some of the stuff from curt clips and all the old DayZ vids. Fantastic stuff.
Doctor: bald Sam doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Bald Sam: 3:03
This video deserves so many more views and likes
Dad has come back
this is exactly what it mustve felt like while bryan was falling behind on the hiking trip
I've just thought. Considering one theory is that most of our meat eating came from scavenging as oppose to hunting and meat was used to supplement our diets, what if our endurance running isn't for hunting, but running away?
cave paintings of people hunting animals reveals otherwise, as well as modern, hunter-gatherer societies. Besides, why would people run? We're at the top of the food chain.
Try running away from a tiger and tell me how much that endurance counts for
You’re the only channel where I appreciate the ads in the middle of the video
General Sam this is a message from a concerned subscriber I have been watching your channel for a long time and I have noticed that you have not grown a beard yet and now that you are sponsored by Dollar Shave Club I feel that as an imperative that you grow hair somewhere else that the viewers can look at and enjoy so will you please grow you are hair out until your loyal subscribers and fans feel it necessary for you to get dreads thank you
Dang.. Really got excited when I thought he got the greenlight for the cancer sales pitch for dollar shave club.
3:56 after the hike this scene is hilarious as fuck.
That is why Bill Williamson never left the camp unless he needs to. 😁
Dammit Sam I have to be at work in 10 minutes.
Song at the end is 'Hol Up (Peja)' Your Best Friend Jippy
If anyone was wondering.
How do you put your yarmulke on if u don’t have hair
That Stephen Hawking boy wasn't thicc enough to figure out immortality smh
You look like varys from GOT
holy shit 😂😂😂 now THIS.IS.EPIC.
Hahaha that’s true 😂 thanks for make me notice it 😂
sam videos show up to me 5 or 6 years ago, i love them!
I thought Sam couldn’t get any more horrifying
Thanks for being one of the few youtubers who made entertaining ads
I got this ᴰᵉᵉʳ ᵏᶦˡˡᵉʳ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ
Ur the only RUclipsr who’s quick sponsor cuts I’m excited for
More videos of this game
Brother.
All of the best RUclips are sponsored by Dollar Shave Club. They're the goats
You're swole not fat
Love the sponsor adds, its better than Super Bowl halftime 🏈
how are you married
Im glad I know a guy who knows a guy who knows the guys who made the game.Being from Croatia is sometimes great.
You take forever to upload and it makes me sad
Faster than JonTron tho. and more regular. Like a nice bowel movement.
@@jomo621 hmmm you got a point there
*Muscular: 1.0 Intelligence*
Well, RIP me.
Also, how the fuck does a game developer manage to put THAT MANY random ass stats everywhere for a HUD? It's like an entire fucking portable doctor's office where they gotta write down every detail for bloodwork.
Idk how I found your channel but so glad I did.
Don't you think for a second that I don't see your bald caps borders.
It looks like being fat also has the unique feature of giving you the experience of playing a strand type game
I can't think of any other time I've felt compelled to actually sit through an in-video ad because even the ads are fucking hilarious. Bless you Sam, you glorious jew bastard.
And I mean, how can I not shill for a man this beautifully rotund?
It’s awesome games vary in style and realism. Some try to go realistic, and it becomes so unrealistic
Here's a fun story for you: I added this video to my "Watch later" list at the day of release. Then proceeded to drown it out with other video's.
Then started playing Tarkov in 2021 ,watcheed a bunch of his videos and subscribing, quit Tarkov after a few months, then started watching some "Watch later" videos.
And now am finaly watching the video I planned to watch over 2 years ago.
You help me through my crippling depression, Thanks sam.
That last fucking bit at the end almost made me spit my drink all over my laptop
If General Sam's head was just a little bigger he'd be considered a " Conehead " if only he was Remulakian.
That's the most disturbing advert for anything
His brain is so powerful that child body is no longer needed, stamina? Hell no. Brain power.
His character is 271lbs if anyone was wondering. Fucking unit.
My thearapist: Bald General Sam isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Bald General sam:
i was laughing my ass off when i saw his head, just to look closer and notice its a bald cap, tf lmao
I want to make a persistence hunting character, someone who looks like they are from Ethiopia with just ungodly amounts of stamina.
That thumbnail gave me a good chuckle
Love that it’s always sunny reference
dude lazy fat snipers are the best they can sleep out in a pile covered in camo for 10 hours waiting for thier op and not blink an eye.. snoring may be a problem
7:11 this part cracks me up
I have Leukemia and I was really thinking of buying some Dollar Shave Club products. But them rejecting your first attempt at this sponsored video made me change my mind... DSC is a horrible company
I just remembered watching this on my birthday while playing Spider Man and not realizing what the hell he was talking about.
Best sponsor ever, i would apply for a shave but i'm from the other side of the Atlantic pond
So random little fact.
Fatty foods (LIKE ADVOCADOS NOT CHIPS) is really good for child brain development.
The brain is fatty tissue, fatty foods literally improve brain development.
"I'm like a 9 year old down there"
Better watch out for bumbo....
Also, that is the first time I've sat through a sponsor plug. You should always make them funny.
I had to stop cuz I just had my wisdom pulled an can't NOT FUCKING LAUGH!!! Saving this for later, don't wanna pop stitches early
"I have shaved everything"
*Still have some eyebrows*
That dollar shave sponsor segment is the best part of this video, I almost had to dial 911
"Some optimization issues"... the game uses 100% of my video card and skyrockets the temp, and I'm not the only one with this problem.
HOLY CRAP! This was the best sponsorship video I have ever seen!
I love the Dollar Shave club add because you can still see the make up on your fingertips.
Wait I thought the dollar shave club ad was declined because it was to gruesome, good to see it
General Sam was like Jack Black is Year One the whole time