I really look forward to these. I'm glad you stuck with it and continued the podcast. So many creators start a podcast and then give up. Thanks for the content, these are really comfortable to just listen to. I can tell you guys are good friends.
He no longer needs to have a voice to express himself, now we can visually see his expression. Secondly hes probably fixating on how he looks because hes self-conscience of his appearance. I totally agree with you, and I still think hes a key part of this comedy triangle.
@@MoringAfterStar Thats not a bad thing, Bryan is really important to the podcast and just because he shows his face does not change anything other than that we get to see more of who he really is vs him hiding behind a screen
@@richpianafanclub7221 based is slang term you can thank based god for. Based: being yourself and not caring what others think of you-to carry yourself with swagger
Poob’s biggest mistake wasn’t turning down a well-paying job and losing his chance with the boss’s hot daughter, it was going from the side part to this horrible excuse for a middle part.
He obviously has given up on his extreme workout regiment to live a peaceful life. If he didn't, all we would've seen is a mound of muscle and pure testosterone.
sam talking about cocaine and poobs said "it 's" and then realised he was about to say what it is like to be on cocaine, and then recovers with saying "nothing"
@@Stalltt I don't mind them at all actually. The podcast never had a specific theme as such and therefore no one expects, or wants the whole episode to be about one thing or theme, they're too long for that. I think its cool that its a natural conversation which you cut up into the best parts. Its like being in the room and only paying attention when something interesting is going on. It just used to be super confusing audio wise. Now with the fade, it's perfect. You do a good job editing these nimwit's ramblings into something legible. Kudos mate.
A NOTE FOR THE EDITOR: You put a note to Spotify listeners in text telling em to get fricked and I found that down right hilarious. Cuz I know Stalltt will get my message, but they will not get his on the audio only version.
@@Stalltt captain obvious 😂 yo btw if you have a sec I got something Poob needs to see. there's this band called Ankor that has a hottie as the vocalist... And she uploaded a zombie makeup pic he needs to see lol
I listen to this podcast while at work and I can confirm that being an audio listener is objectively more difficult to enjoy but easily more entertaining.
The smug smile on Sam’s face for the first 10 mins of this video almost makes up for the nightmare of this guy giving me a performance review. Just fuckin fire me
Sam calls everyone the “moral compass” of the group or some shit like that, it’s really just a last ditch effort, denying that he is a train wreck of a human. Sad! (Donald trump hand gesture)
That being said tho, we need to gather up the goblin horde, take out those frat guys and turn them into zombie. You already know what happens from there
Sam saying "paymone..." as a possible guest before being interrupted had me screaming at my screen for him to say it. I want the rat & goblin collab asap. Also as always superb job on the editing; Stallt. Still gonna kick your ass in Chivalry II tho.
There’s only two kinds of frat guys: The little gargoyle looking guys that go to clubs to pick fights, or the absolutely chillest people you’ve ever met
Missed a few podcast and first time seeing Bryan, and gotta say he looks way better then the image I had in my head. He looks like a human bean not a goblin.
@@Stalltt protip: don't fucking change your handle to something similar to another account that got suspended within a month, when they were all connected on the same device. that being said, they didn't reply to my appeal with "no fuck you you made a threat, no unsuspension" they just asked to confirm i have access to my email, so here's hoping.
Sam looks like he's about to convince me to get a loan at a 40% intrest rate
He could probably do it too. I'm already paying $10 for these garbage conversations
That look in his eye when he saw the state of Poob was the look of a lender about to ruin a mawfucca life lol I seen that too
@@Rock_Wilson lol
what thell is this. why does it say you posted this 4 days ago ? It came out today
@@coaboa5339 Damn nice catch. That is kinda weird tho ngl. I've never seen this happen before.
"I'm a gentleman ok and I'm not a seahorse or a rapist!"
Best quote of the podcast!
"There's a middle ground in there!"
ramblings of an absolute madman
Damn when does he say this?
@@jakeslife6651 I think around the part where they talk about whether it's ethical to molest a zombie.
I really look forward to these. I'm glad you stuck with it and continued the podcast. So many creators start a podcast and then give up. Thanks for the content, these are really comfortable to just listen to. I can tell you guys are good friends.
Yes @Stalltt, thanks so much
i find theese rather difficult to listen to
but fun to watch
Stalltt to is definitely a gem for all his actual work, that god for him.
You do realize poob gets bullied almost every episode right LMAO
Most def. Uncomfortable to listen to sometimes though 😂
Bryan is one Fedora away from stealing your waifu
Lock your doors, lock your windows. Bryan is coming for your waifu body pillow
are u saying hes the perfect husbondo???
@@redwolf6263 the final boss husbando
"Monster fucking is something we talk about a lot on this podcast so..."
God I love this.
Can confirm. Poob irl fucked a zombie last week. Said it himself.
@@apIthletIcc zombie is a euphemism for homeless woman
@@gagekellstrom3978 Yeah that's what I said
But is it going in tho?
@@Neddicus absolutely
"I'm not a seahorse or a rapist!"
- Poob
I would enjoy this on a shirt for sure.
Weird gender flex,but ok
"There has to be some kind of middle ground " -Poob shortly after
Poob's "yes, you two fight" had me laughing for a minute straight.
This is by far the best three-man comedy show I've seen in my life.
You must’ve missed O&A
Cumtown
@@asshairlel469 Only comparable podcast for damn sure. Critikal's is so boring it's unwatchable.. which is weird given how good his videos are.
The fact you called this a comedy show makes it that much more sad
@@alumpycow6694 Opie was never funny
You get Anthony, Patrice + 1 and it was some of the best radio on air throughout the history of time
Haven't had a 2 hour podcast in a while. You a real one Stalltt
dont thank stalt, thank the boys for not rambling for an hour and stalt needs to edit it out
@@slonkerton stallt needs the love. he is on the brink.
@@slonkerton Stalltt's in charge of editing. He ultimately controls the podcast. Sam gives him full control.
Real good script
@@slonkerton nice name
I love how stalt is now editing in his own little thoughts a lot more now. Makes the podcast seem more "alive" I think.
I’d rather use “humane”
staltt is an ai sam bought for 30k on the dark web
@@user-ef6gv4wv1l he mainly uses him for sexual pleasure though
@@huntersmith8952 lmao thanks for the laugh
@@packaapunch he uploaded him into the auto blow
Bryan "I got one rule on this paper" waves Wendy's coupons around
The fact that Bryan even has Wendy's coupons is a really sad commentary on his life. Along with literally everything else about him.
Notice that Bryan talks less now that he's shown his face
He no longer needs to have a voice to express himself, now we can visually see his expression. Secondly hes probably fixating on how he looks because hes self-conscience of his appearance.
I totally agree with you, and I still think hes a key part of this comedy triangle.
I think it’s Bryan trying not to bully Poob
@@MoringAfterStar yeah I was thinking this too a lot of people are self conscious about their looks
He isnt attacking poob the entire episode anymore
@@MoringAfterStar Thats not a bad thing, Bryan is really important to the podcast and just because he shows his face does not change anything other than that we get to see more of who he really is vs him hiding behind a screen
Just use a voice synthizer and always have "Aqua" off frame saying insane stuff.
Nah, you just need a lot of kicking sound effects
That would make me so happy and scared
"Hey guys, not feeling up for setting up a webcam today, anyway, what's your guys's least favorite race?"
"A ham sandwich"
This podcast has more stuff that needs to be redacted than an SCP reading.
I'm weak lmfao
Sam really should make an Onlyfans and just post the raunchy shit they can't post on here
@@honzothesloth8075 and Abby's milk silos
This podcast is a cognitohazard
Sam is actually his oblivion character, right down to the stylish legwear.
Poob stays based and legendary at all times
Love poob but based? He won't even rape zombies
Based? Based on what?
@@richpianafanclub7221 based is slang term you can thank based god for.
Based: being yourself and not caring what others think of you-to carry yourself with swagger
@@joepapi619 fucking based
@@joepapi619 PhD in Basedology
Poob, rallying the charge against the frat guys is the funniest shit ever.
Poob’s biggest mistake wasn’t turning down a well-paying job and losing his chance with the boss’s hot daughter, it was going from the side part to this horrible excuse for a middle part.
With that yellow shirt, he's one pair of thick glasses away from being Dwight from The Office.
Mid part is gnarly
poob said no to the main quest, and went for 100% completion of sidequests xd
"Do I look like a Florida redneck?"
Flashbacks to the days when Sam would openly say the N-word in his videos
I remember that
Miss those days
Gamer word
It wasnt with hateful intent too be fair
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 too bee fare
You know it's a rough podcast when Bryan is the level-headed voice of reason.
abbie did sams hair for this one must be a good one.
Bryan looks like a substitute teacher who was called in last minute after the English teacher broke her leg
its so cute that poob is worried about doxxing himself, considering he already did it live on twitch
Did he actually 😂😂
@@KokoSupreme yes, not purposely of course. Some weird people went through his Spotify account and found his highschool playlists or some shit
@@KingKoodaz which is the superior Koen?
@@KingKoodaz its not you, bud
@@KingKoodaz woah woah who said anything about a fight 😂 how about a battle of the wits, what makes this Koen so special??
A podcast with Stalltt as a guest would be dope. He's always hiding behind the editing.
That be dope
Boy do I have news for you
@@CheeseCakeAwakesFTW Damn you beat me to it
I’ve never lived in a dysfunctional household but this podcast has given me a harrowing glimpse into what it’s like to live in one
I love stallt insulting audio listeners via visual text
I'm still not used to what Bryan looks like. But I don't know what I was expecting
Little kid or giga Chad with chiseled jaw line
Exactly. I wasnt expecting a mixture of both tho
He obviously has given up on his extreme workout regiment to live a peaceful life. If he didn't, all we would've seen is a mound of muscle and pure testosterone.
Bryan exceeded my expectation to be honest. That Boi is a big boi.
I was surprised that he’s fatter than Sam tbh
sam talking about cocaine and poobs said "it 's" and then realised he was about to say what it is like to be on cocaine, and then recovers with saying "nothing"
Hahaha he looks like cool collected coke head
Audio listener here, I love the audio fade when there is a cut. It makes the podcast mutch easier to follow, and much more enjoyable.
I'm glad for that feedback actually, the hard cuts really suck but are necessary sometimes and that helps.
@@Stalltt I don't mind them at all actually. The podcast never had a specific theme as such and therefore no one expects, or wants the whole episode to be about one thing or theme, they're too long for that. I think its cool that its a natural conversation which you cut up into the best parts. Its like being in the room and only paying attention when something interesting is going on. It just used to be super confusing audio wise. Now with the fade, it's perfect.
You do a good job editing these nimwit's ramblings into something legible. Kudos mate.
Yo Sam good podcast but when we getting the Abby podcast?
Sam, ill gladly be that black guy that pretends to be Aqua. I'll even do it for free. Think about it.
Ya but you have to be real tasteful, or have lack of taste, depends how you look at it.
idk I think having a black guy working for him for free might tarnish Sam's image, and excite Poob a little too much
@@lordsumptuous9645 fucking legendary comment
@@lordsumptuous9645 they would both be excited, let's not give sam to much credit.
Lol still might be funny. I'll get the red flannel and a capt. Price beard 🤣.
Really going to need to see Sam recreating the iconic Great Gatsby wine glass gesture in his own tux with a can of diet coke
Outstanding idea.
A NOTE FOR THE EDITOR:
You put a note to Spotify listeners in text telling em to get fricked and I found that down right hilarious. Cuz I know Stalltt will get my message, but they will not get his on the audio only version.
They'll never know it happened, either
@@Stalltt captain obvious 😂 yo btw if you have a sec I got something Poob needs to see. there's this band called Ankor that has a hottie as the vocalist... And she uploaded a zombie makeup pic he needs to see lol
i feel like if the lighting wasn't similar to a horror movie and he cleaned his hair Bryan wouldn't look like such a goblin
I like how Bryan ties that tie. Like a man who decides to win over the ceiling.
I listen to this podcast while at work and I can confirm that being an audio listener is objectively more difficult to enjoy but easily more entertaining.
i miss the buff dude on the computer pics for bryan
we need Stalltt as a guest so he can talk about how his metal state has diminished since he started editing this shit
We need more Stalltt in general.
This opening of the podcast is the most mean joke in the podcast, I fucking love it
bryan is dressed like a thunder down under reject so i don't know what lady's he gonna be getting sam
In the short time we’ve seen Bryan’s face I’ve built such a familiarity with it. Bryan be my new dad
Ur a wierdo wierdo 🙄👍
Never in my life have I seen a group of people digging themselves deeper into a hole as efficiently as these guys
Poob is falling apart, drink is finally catching up to him he can’t deny it anymore.
Sam looking like Poob the first time he came on this show💀 Finally he's dressing in a formally manner
The Forehead Fables Podcast: Always Late but Born Early
caught a 2 pound bass while listening to the beggining of this
Poob looks like the dreamboat love interest from a 90's family channel movie.
He changed his sweater. Now he looks like his dad is trying to tear down the youth center so the kids can't have their dance party.
If you and Abby ever get divorced these podcasts are gonna be used in court
The smug smile on Sam’s face for the first 10 mins of this video almost makes up for the nightmare of this guy giving me a performance review. Just fuckin fire me
Legit Poob could’ve worn that janitor suit again during this podcast and he still wouldn’t look like a foot.
“I wanna see the video of that baby being ran- wait” Corporate is going WILD
Sam calls everyone the “moral compass” of the group or some shit like that, it’s really just a last ditch effort, denying that he is a train wreck of a human. Sad! (Donald trump hand gesture)
That being said tho, we need to gather up the goblin horde, take out those frat guys and turn them into zombie. You already know what happens from there
didn’t think the comment could get better than it did
Everyone is a moral compass compared to his discord.
Sam out here looking like if he has to close anymore spreads he's gonna jump out the top floor window
911
Bryan rockin the flight attendant look
Thats the best ending to a podcast I've ever seen
Bryan's been pretty non confrontational ever since his camra has been on
Yeah, very odd
Maybe he feels more part of the conversation now?
"Get ya money up, not ya funny up"- Some dude with a tequila bottle in a satchel
growlade
Its so nice to see Bryan's facial expressions as he says something. Makes it so much better
This podcast is getting better every episode
17:18 the way Sam’s face dropped as he said that was perfect
"I'm not a seahorse, or a rapist." - That's probably a first time sentence right there.
Poob is the funniest person I've ever seen and I wish he made more content
This first 20 minutes of this podcast were wild👀
Sam saying "paymone..." as a possible guest before being interrupted had me screaming at my screen for him to say it. I want the rat & goblin collab asap.
Also as always superb job on the editing; Stallt.
Still gonna kick your ass in Chivalry II tho.
the boys stayed in line so we could finally get a 2 hour podcast. thanks stalltt
sam- this is casual
poob- makes an effort to look as homeless as possible
"I'm not a seahorse OR a rapist, there's a middle ground there."
Poetry guy is definetly a mayhem fan
Holy shit I didn't realize Bryan was showing his face now.
The boys work so perfectly together I love the banter
At 2 hours, 1 minute, and 14 seconds Pooh finds happiness. What a great day.
watching this high is like having a fever dream
This is simultaneously the most ive ever heard bryan talk and the funniest he's ever been on an episode
sam actually looks good in a suit. he still looks like a used car dealer though
Even Stalltt wore a suit.
There’s only two kinds of frat guys: The little gargoyle looking guys that go to clubs to pick fights, or the absolutely chillest people you’ve ever met
Poob is the only one on this podcast that looks normal and is a functional human being, and he is the one clowned on the most and that is perfection
I would bail on a camping trip too if there were that many people going.
Ahh so cool. Openly a buzzkill...
Love these podcast I game and listen to these it’s a daily routine at this point. Keep up the good shit
Brian's got the professional at Minecon 2013 type of vibe
"I'm a gentleman! And I'm not a seahorse, OR a rapist!"
-Poob, 2021
Bryan looks like he’s about to convince me to buy his $300 package on how to start investing into stocks
I was convinced this was a monster girl podcast all along
the corporate dressing down of Poob
Gotta love when they're on a risky topic and there's a sudden cut. Stallt is shielding us
Sam, give Bryan a raise so he can get some lights. Also Poob carries this podcast
Missed a few podcast and first time seeing Bryan, and gotta say he looks way better then the image I had in my head. He looks like a human bean not a goblin.
Poob roasting the US army recruiting videos got me all messed up, my army is getting Goofy
Damn good script stallt. This was one of your better episodes!
welcome to Forehead Fables, where two CEO's explain to an intern how to rape multiple zombies at once
boss baby
I seen a frat group that were like that at a bar once, they got jumped outside later that night 🤣🤣
Stallt needs to be in the next podcast.
Sam looks like a guy I'd be suspicious about going anywhere near a school
Ur acount is old as 😠 👍👍
@@userboykey121 I made this account when I was 15
Hypotheticaly thats a coincidence Wink wink
"Im a gentleman; not a seahorse, or a rapist"
My new favorite Poob quote
Can someone please animate the Poob thumbs up story it would be class
Guys, Twitter suspended my @GenSamQuotes account. Sorry you won't be getting any quotes for a while.
damn bro, you got twitter erased across the board then
@@Stalltt protip: don't fucking change your handle to something similar to another account that got suspended within a month, when they were all connected on the same device. that being said, they didn't reply to my appeal with "no fuck you you made a threat, no unsuspension" they just asked to confirm i have access to my email, so here's hoping.
well its good that bryan finally set up his webcam he pretty much looks like what i thought he would
Sam looking like a used car salesman
When Poob first moved to eat fruit and there was that fucked photo of him behind himself I was in tears
Sam looks like how I’d expect him to look at his trial for his wife and daughters deaths