Literally came down here to say that. Man had barely spoken the last like four or five podcasts. Why are you even here at this point Bryan? CMON YELL ABOUT SOMETHING
Sam did a pretty good job keeping the podcast funny before Poob. Now he is just lazy and doesn't write shit for the podcast because he hit the jackpot with Poob.
Finally Poob getting some well deserved recognition. To be fair I'm his exact age and his humor is basically identical to my friends and I. But despite my bias I see him get way too much shit for no reason.
Poob and I both sipped from our cups at the same time, the main difference being, that as a well adjusted member of society, I was sipping on some coffee to start my day, when Poob was clearly throwing back Isopropyl at 1pm while frantically trying to defend his alcoholism
i've drank isopropyl before and it absolutely fucks you up. my stomach and guts were burning and I was conpletely waylayed for an entire day and a half.
@@sanjilee5881 what? No way dude have u heard any of the stories about his amish hickory wife? Theres no way she would go along w it that easy if shes half as prude and earthly as he describes her
God, sometimes im like "gee i should go on the discord and meet the community, maybe I'll even see sam or poob" then they tell me what the discord is and I remember why I haven't gone yet
I had a asian boot camp instructor as my teacher during middle school. She didnt skim at all if you missed a spot where a comma belonged you would get a mark off
Holden a fucking minute! Are you telling me I can watch the Podcast clips AND the Podcast on the same day without paying for Patreon? That's not very cash-money of you guys...
as a prof in the post-secondary world, if I were to read EVERY paper fully, you would have to wait forever for your marks(most likely lower if we tear them apart). we look for key points and move on cuz it's not about the paper in the end :D
The unraveling starts @ 1:17:35. Sam gets a bit nervous. 'Like hey... Let's not talk about people's net worth or... Especially how much ppl make..' 1:18:06 'How accurate are they? ..' 1:18:18 'Luls... Just laugh. Even tho I know I'm really 5'8 on men heels.' 1:18:45 'Fuck. So far very accurate. I need to take a drink... Don't ask for a raise!... ' 1:18:58 'I'm a she... I can play on this... Save my finances from these guys wasting my money.' 1:19:23 The Yamaka! Change the subject. Show them the bra head thing. That I stole from my wife! 1:20:10 'Take control Sam!' 1:20:50 'I have them.' 1:21:28 'Seal it' 1:22:16 'Done... Like a Boss." 'It's all fun and games now.' ----- He's a psychological monster of a boss. Less than Five minutes. Diffused. The perfect role model. God bless!
40:09 I was a TA for an engineering class and there is definitely a lot of glance and grade lol. Nobody ever asked me why they got a certain grade though so whatever.
One good animated movie that does actually use a list actors very well is Kung Fu Panda. Like when I watch Kung Fu Panda I legit don't see the actors I see the characters and I've never thought about it until now but yeah that's exactly what it be like.
Vin diesel as Groot made sense to me because he also did the robot in the Iron Giant. So to me it's like his thing to do VA work that is inhuman guttural noises pretty much.
Dollars-per-word, Bryan is the 4th highest paid actor in the world. Pretty incredible
LMAOOOO
😂
Literally came down here to say that. Man had barely spoken the last like four or five podcasts. Why are you even here at this point Bryan? CMON YELL ABOUT SOMETHING
@@ethankidder4363 it’s because his face is exposed
Wheeeeeez
Poob is basically the main host of the podcast at this point
like no joke tho he pretty much carries the podcast
Sam did a pretty good job keeping the podcast funny before Poob. Now he is just lazy and doesn't write shit for the podcast because he hit the jackpot with Poob.
@@3mkal7lo14 sam wont stop milking this cash cow until he has to
Finally Poob getting some well deserved recognition. To be fair I'm his exact age and his humor is basically identical to my friends and I. But despite my bias I see him get way too much shit for no reason.
I mean thats not a problem, hes great.
I imagine stalltt has 1 terabyte of out of context clips ready to send to the press at a moments notice just in case sam screws him over
Like a kill switch
Big red button that launches nukes, nukes filled with Sam saying dumb shit
@@The_Borisaurus god I’d rather be chemically bombed than be exposed to general Sam for 15 minutes straight
An SEP, a massive one if I’ve ever seen one
To be fair tho we wouldn't be surprised by that I mean just look at some of the stuff he has said before
Poob and I both sipped from our cups at the same time, the main difference being, that as a well adjusted member of society, I was sipping on some coffee to start my day, when Poob was clearly throwing back Isopropyl at 1pm while frantically trying to defend his alcoholism
i've drank isopropyl before and it absolutely fucks you up. my stomach and guts were burning and I was conpletely waylayed for an entire day and a half.
@@stinkmonger sounds like hell
@Dalton150 oh yeah I had the blood shits for a couple days
Good thing is that with Covid a lot of the hand sanitizer is ethanol since there isn't enough isopropyl to go around. Basically free everclear
@@tubbs2132 yea wouldn’t you know. The first part of fixing your alcoholism is to admit you have a problem
Starts with a few bloodcurdling screechs so I already know this is gonna be a good one
There’s no awkward fuckin guest. That’s how you know it’s gonna be a good one.
Don't know how poob did that
In a weird way, discord guy won. He became a bit on the podcast.
I mean ya but he is being made fun of, and considering the way the guy acted I doubt he would like being shit on
@@Ghost-lp6zy nah sam's fans are a bunch of social rejects he probably gets some kind of sick pleasure from it
i wouldnt count that as a win
@@stinkmonger alot of them it yeah
@@stinkmonger best summary of this community
I want to know how the weed pen panned out with sam and his wife
I was just thinking about that earlier today too!
I half expected him to be recording from a Motel 8 this podcast.
Maybe she started smoking too
@@sanjilee5881 what? No way dude have u heard any of the stories about his amish hickory wife? Theres no way she would go along w it that easy if shes half as prude and earthly as he describes her
Ain’t a thing wrong with a little of the sticky icky
Summary of the podcast; Poob is the funniest, Bryan earns his paycheck, and Sam wheezes
Poop
@@runthroughthejungle5492 misspelling his name is the tipping point for me
basically every podcast
@@runthroughthejungle5492 this filled me with such childlike joy thank you
True
i love when poob talks about his audience because thats me
BONK
Angel.
subclass of a bunch of little angles
I am perfectly fine with this being a movie podcast, you guys are entertaining with whatever you talk about.
31:45 "stalltt is pulling his weight" - Understatement of the year 2021
How many of these likes are stalltts alt accounts
@@Availant 0
Stalltt is a humble hero
Bryan has said more in the first 2 minutes than he said on the entire Schlatt episode
God, sometimes im like "gee i should go on the discord and meet the community, maybe I'll even see sam or poob" then they tell me what the discord is and I remember why I haven't gone yet
Before he deleted a bunch of the rooms, I'd find some really funny shit on there. However, there are/were some grade A degenerates on there.
I got myself banned from it by spam pinging Sam and Bryan like 500 times in an hour
Can anyone from sam's discord, tell me about how they got rid of all the racist people
Heath Update of the gang; Poob looks even more like Sam, Sam has gained at least another 5 pounds, and Bryan is somehow even paler.
like the candy bar?
@@scrums4748 yeah
@@scrums4748 no no, the actor
He edited it and didn’t fix it, he probably knew it was there. What a Chad.
So he’s 443 lbs now?
Poobs hair is the only thing keeping this podcast from falling into the undateables category
he got in on brendan fraiser on the ground floor - angel investor moves.
This aged well now that he burned it all off lmao
Ive yet to encounter a bad podcast. They are so laid back and shitpost in nature that even when its bad, its good.
I get so happy when I see their uploads they make my day
i really hated the episode with wubby
@@azovac i actually really liked it. Can you explain what you found wrong with it?
Spoon kid one
@@marcustierney4625 Yeah, that was trash, i changed my mind. Forhead fables is godawful and we all just want to root for our fellow retards.
okay since poob brought up the season idea, and we assume that every season has 24 episodes, we would be on S3 EP4.
I was in your Discord for not even a day and peaced the fuck out real fast. Never again, never again.
What happened?
@@PlaceBotox racism and furries
It's really bad
My own personal server is somehow worse than the furry Nazi brigade
Sounds like DeadWingDorks Server lol
poob literally jump scared me at 2:49
Not a podcast episode without a "is this incest" discussion!
Best podcast in a long, long time
Sam finds the stuff, Poob elaborates it to heavenly comedic proportions and Bryan adds the dark twists to everything with one-liners.
15:50 Well, he wasnt wrong about Tobey being in the film. But the rest of this is off.
I don't know how Stalltt keeps his sanity editing these. Mad props to his therapist they're doing a good job.
This podcast has criminally low views, it's one of my favorite eps
Make these podcasts 2-4 hours long. I’m sick of 1 hour podcast.
fuck that, 12 hours
My guy this episode is nearly 2 hours long, what are you talking about?
@@Samtar na 11 hours but sam has to do either cooking or food review
#releasethestaltcut
Amen, go JRE on it lol
That staltt news headline edit was fuckin great lmao 😂
Sam's old school CN T-shirt absolutely slaps - the Angry Beavers is a throwback and a half
This is genuinely the funniest episode of the podcast so far
Two podcasts this quick while I've been moving house is sick as shit. thank you
1:07:46 the puffer fish when the guy feeds it the fuckin carrot
poob actualy predicted the new spiderman
2 "i think you should leave" references from Poob within the first 10, love it
Thanks for the extra pod
Poob looking like a discount Will Turner from pirates of the Caribbean
I was watching some Norm Macdonald and have really just realized how much Sam is like a modern version of him.
But dumb
I pray every night to our lord that this boy band never breaks up.
Stallt is half the reason I watch the podcast. The voiceless text you put on screen is glorious.
Two podcasts in the same week epic.
At 52:21 they all blink at the same time.
I can’t imagine being in a group call with everyone thinking I was funny just to be on the next podcast getting verbally murdered
Had to look it up because of this. Vin Diesel made 54.5 million dollars for "playing" groot.
Jesus...
"Scanning, can we make a dollar?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
stalt is just thriving in the editing of this podcast
37:27
Poob - " you know what the worst fart is"
I also have seen that charisma on command youtube video on my for you. It said "because you watch general sam, you might like..."
Keep them coming, boys. Always a joy to watch
I had a asian boot camp instructor as my teacher during middle school. She didnt skim at all if you missed a spot where a comma belonged you would get a mark off
Poob pretty much calling the entire plot of the new spiderman
Bizzle threw 35,000 worth of taxpayer money off a cliff? god bless our soldiers lmao
I never thought I'd learn how to get out of mandotary military service (I live in turkey) from forehead fables
Holden a fucking minute! Are you telling me I can watch the Podcast clips AND the Podcast on the same day without paying for Patreon? That's not very cash-money of you guys...
But then you miss out on the patreon exclusive ones.
Bryan drinking that Canadian spring water like its not the only water I've seen that could be in a fridge for a full day and wont be cold
As someone who’s 5’6 with high functioning autism I am feeling very unwelcome this episode lmao
as a prof in the post-secondary world, if I were to read EVERY paper fully, you would have to wait forever for your marks(most likely lower if we tear them apart). we look for key points and move on cuz it's not about the paper in the end :D
I would of never guessed sam was getting lit and it makes me even more proud of them
Listening to this working on a grill. Bliss
The unraveling starts @ 1:17:35.
Sam gets a bit nervous.
'Like hey... Let's not talk about people's net worth or... Especially how much ppl make..'
1:18:06
'How accurate are they? ..'
1:18:18
'Luls... Just laugh. Even tho I know I'm really 5'8 on men heels.'
1:18:45
'Fuck. So far very accurate. I need to take a drink... Don't ask for a raise!... '
1:18:58
'I'm a she... I can play on this... Save my finances from these guys wasting my money.'
1:19:23
The Yamaka! Change the subject. Show them the bra head thing. That I stole from my wife!
1:20:10
'Take control Sam!'
1:20:50
'I have them.'
1:21:28
'Seal it'
1:22:16
'Done... Like a Boss."
'It's all fun and games now.'
-----
He's a psychological monster of a boss.
Less than Five minutes. Diffused.
The perfect role model.
God bless!
The grading process is wildly faster than you would expect.
40:09 I was a TA for an engineering class and there is definitely a lot of glance and grade lol. Nobody ever asked me why they got a certain grade though so whatever.
Hi from Kentucky homie. Weather sucks today, stay safe man
Poob may deserve a raise after this one guys.
Forgot the name of the podcast, now I have that charisma on command shit in my search history
This is probably the best episode ever
They'll top it like usual.
Donnell’s part in spider man 2 he stole that guys pizzas is the best scene in the movie
Did Poob have a spychoactive brain storm for a second there? 2:47
Thanks again Stalltt xoxo
this podcast is getting better again!
When do I start giving my money to Poobs Patreon
great use of the weazel news logo stallt
One good animated movie that does actually use a list actors very well is Kung Fu Panda. Like when I watch Kung Fu Panda I legit don't see the actors I see the characters and I've never thought about it until now but yeah that's exactly what it be like.
i swear poob is the only reason i keep coming back to this.
Always in it for stalts inserts
Just ask him for a mustache ride already, simp.
Hey I just crossed through kentucky to go to Tennessee the other day, probably shared the highway lmao
i think the greatest tribute to norm is Sam making a norm-y joke as response to his death
Bro I'm so high I could actually follow everything Poob was saying.
Somehow I can see Sam sporting a mullet, and it wouldn’t be strange at all
I'm glad you guys feel the same way about Spider-man
That “cat eyes” joke was great especially for it being straight pulled out of poobs butt lol
Poob's name is also Sam???? 39:11
Yes
Maybe it’s time to rename the podcast to Poob n Pals
Vin diesel as Groot made sense to me because he also did the robot in the Iron Giant. So to me it's like his thing to do VA work that is inhuman guttural noises pretty much.
Poob at 2:49 actually crawls my skin
I love the “I Think You Should Leave” references
Lmao wait I was in that call you're talking about in the beginning Sam
They Just keep getting better
if Sam isn't dreaming he must be smoking quite a bit lmao
23:27 Sam's light is turned off by an unknown force
This is important stuff people!!!!!
sometimes i go into the tainted chat and just play 911 calls. nobody seems to like when i do that
Honestly love the vibe stalt has towards this garbage can crew. Thanks stalt for your sass
Is it just me or does poob look like yellow guy's dad from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
I can see poob getting a green screen suit with the face cut out so its just a floating face
Every time I see Sam’s forehead, I picture one of those lil cartoon steaks
That sundance festival robot crap is the film industry equivalent of calling a customer support line and a friggin robot answers the call
sam did you see the new herman miller "gamer neck" gaming chair
Poob carries this podcast. The difference between him leaving to take a call and when he returned is very different.
A drone shot of the drones crashing 1:36:30 (ish)
My Mac and cheese fall on the floor
**Angry Mexican tunnel noise**
This is the best one so far
"what we do is classy"
Mini-me coomb goblin begs to differ
idk why but for what ever ungodly reason i think poobs getting funnier