I'm back after being banned years ago for "hatespeech" (that I never made, lol), completely unsolicited/unprompted etc... ...point being, ANYYHING can happen - good luck~
Beeb watching old episodes, and poobs glow up is downright shocking. The man seems like he should be in a smoking room sucking on a fat cigar, drinking bourbon and calling a waitress "toots" (but only the waitresses that he has a raport with so its not creepy)
The king of hypotheticals has made his reappearance on the podcast using Bryan's horrific body as some sort of twisted physical manifestation (and Poob is rocking the sweater-jacket combo)
Sam I’ve been homeless for 2 months now and watching your videos is the only reason I can get through the withdrawals before I get my next fix , it’s truly inspiring how much motivation you give me to further my cycle of addiction into the gates of hell. After my wife left me I knew all I needed was your videos and a rig loaded with China white to get me through the night. Thank you sam
Fr go back and rewatch that episode where Bryan comes in half way through and tell me that isn’t the verbal representation of a pitbull running up on a sleeping Caucasian mastiff
@@vikingyaffa8346 ruclips.net/video/fEbX59ulbj8/видео.html Although if you looking for an episode with alot of yelling, Spitesgiving - PATRON EP. 30 is nothing but screaming about software, my favorite episode.
Sam said he wouldn’t be bullied by his daughter, glossing over the fact that they already do like that time he got absolutely discombobulated by a slap from one of them.
"10 million dollars, you can just, like, take a bunch of energy drinks all day" Mark my words, when Bryan finally beats Sam in their annual dual to establish podcast hierarchy, he will spend copious amounts of Sam's Shekels on energy drinks, causing his heart to explode.
I feel like the boys missed a very easy solution and great topic for the "Kill Someone Once a Month" curse. All it takes is one "good" day of work as an unmaned drone pilot and you'll be set for a year.
honestly its amazing how Stalltt has scripted every podcast to create such a complex and continuously gripping story. My favorite character is definitely poob, hes had so many arcs that I've found to be relatable, as if he is literally me. I'm him.
If you've been a patron for a while you should know they don't post shit till the back half of the month and the patron episode comes out on the last day of the month.
@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 I kinda feel like they have a good setup now between forehead fables and DOL to have an episode a week, doesn’t have to be on any specific day, just could be one a week
@Top Gun Skrill for them it is. These chucklefucks always cut it close. Been a patron since sam did solos and before stalltt got hired on. Sam hired stalltt as a manager of sorts so that they provide the bare minimum number of podcasts. If you don't like it, unsubscribe. I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm saying this because they're unreliable af not to mention all the vacations Poob takes.
I think I complained once or twice that Poob would gargle when he didnt intelligibly speak, but his stone cold face and distant, slightly wall-eyed stare is so much worse. Can't we all find a happy medium? My dog started whining and shaking when he saw poob.
One website i found lists sweet baby ray's bbq sauce as 4.61 kg/ US Gal, so an 80 gallon drum would weigh around 820 pounds. Sounds a little heavy to me but then again ive never seen an 80 gallon drum of bbq sauce.
I have one. Every time you get a haircut they mess up and give you a bold spot. Your hair grows back just like normal but you just have a spot. It's random every time so it could be easy to hide or just drastically noticeable. Edit: If you choose to go bold you instead would have a random patch of hair that would grow instead.
I like that they think that thing is a homunculus when it’s just a design of the human body if our body parts were proportional to the amount of nerve endings in them.
The volume of an 80 gallon drum is 302832.94272 cm³ and the density of barbecue sause is 1.21 g/cm³. Mass can be found by multiplying density by volume. This gives us 366,427 grams which is 363 kilograms or 808 pounds of barbecue sauce.
Bryan being constantly surprised by the high prices of hypotheticals that alter your life permanently and then also surprised by the low prices of hypotheticals that affect you for two minutes is funny. Like no shit. For some of these you'd need enough money to fully accommodate your new life as a hermit as you will never be able to go out into public again
Byran really needs to talk more, in this episode and the one where they bully the crippled pornstar he is so funny but he like never talks it's honestly annoying
Yes hellen keller did fly a plane, with assistance of course, poob is right. Hellen keller is also absolutely not fake and it takes little to no research to learn that lmao but i dont expect anything else from you boys
The fats and dissolved solids in BBQ sauce would be less dense than water so it would be slightly lighter but not by much. Also, best food to be the only one you could eat would be potatoes so you can have an incredible variety of foods based on potatoes. Fries, potato bread, mashed potatoes, roasted, boiled, chips, puffs, etc.
8:40 bryan takes a drink and passes it to sam
That is fantastic
Awesome
That was pretty cool
New favorite moment
Holy crap yeah he does what the gosh
How did Bryan have the most interesting tierlist 💀💀💀
bryan was always the guy doing these xd allthough most involve having sex with a family member xd
Because the boys arguing is the funniest part.
@@rebokgang did you reply to the wrong comment or something xd?
After they described the "what ifs" for the first one their brains exploded realizing the potential
Because he's funny he just gets nervous in front of the camera. Watch Sam's videos with Bryan in them he's an endless supply of laughs.
This the funniest tier list by far, Bryan comin in clutch. The professional fedora tipper himself
yeah i dont mind the tier lists i just enjoy listening to the 3 of you incoherently ramble for a couple hours
honestly yes
Wow, a patron who actually understands what they decided to pay for instead of bitching about what they're paying for.
This came out perfectly in time to listen to on the way to my divorce hearing great show as always boys
Rooting for you. Hope she doesnt take the house!
Congrats on the divorce
That sucks man… best of luck!
I'm back after being banned years ago for "hatespeech" (that I never made, lol), completely unsolicited/unprompted etc...
...point being, ANYYHING can happen - good luck~
congrats!
Beeb watching old episodes, and poobs glow up is downright shocking. The man seems like he should be in a smoking room sucking on a fat cigar, drinking bourbon and calling a waitress "toots" (but only the waitresses that he has a raport with so its not creepy)
Its crazy when you can physically see the dynamic shift between them too 💀
poob and bryan actually getting along is insane
It truly is strange how different the modern Pube is compared to his base form.
Poob after 6 seasons of character development
I’m glad they’re all making moves and caring more about themselves. Shits tight, it proves even rats and room gremlins can evolve
The king of hypotheticals has made his reappearance on the podcast using Bryan's horrific body as some sort of twisted physical manifestation (and Poob is rocking the sweater-jacket combo)
the king of hypotheticals? more like The Court of the Crimson King, y'know?
Sam I’ve been homeless for 2 months now and watching your videos is the only reason I can get through the withdrawals before I get my next fix , it’s truly inspiring how much motivation you give me to further my cycle of addiction into the gates of hell. After my wife left me I knew all I needed was your videos and a rig loaded with China white to get me through the night. Thank you sam
I can’t tell if this is a joke. But either way I feel u
I cannot comprehend how other patrons hated Staltt’s intro, honestly my favorite part of the whole podcast
This opens up a whole new world of Bryan let’s plays.
Thats awesome
Everyday Poob is slowly turning more and more into Johnny Depp
I can’t stop laughing at the absurdity of a disco ball in Poobs bedroom
Honestly lovin the lists but can the next one be more polarizing? I miss Bryan and poob verbally dogfighting
Fr go back and rewatch that episode where Bryan comes in half way through and tell me that isn’t the verbal representation of a pitbull running up on a sleeping Caucasian mastiff
@@PresidentDrPeper What episode was that again? Funniest shit ever.
@@vikingyaffa8346 ruclips.net/video/fEbX59ulbj8/видео.html Although if you looking for an episode with alot of yelling, Spitesgiving - PATRON EP. 30 is nothing but screaming about software, my favorite episode.
yea which episode was that?
@@kaffe97 I think it was Do Not Resuscitate, ep 42
the solitary confinement curse is too good. "i get to keep my milk carton? free action figure. 5 thousand dollars." too good
Bryan is funny, invite him to more episodes
Real, I wish he was a guest more often
Bro Bryan is a cohost the only times he’s not on the podcast I’m pretty sure is cause his real job or something
@@Idc.at-all I was joking nerd
@@Idc.at-all its just a prerecorded gif loop on the other ep
@@Idc.at-all 🤡
Bryan's understanding of wealth is wildly 80s feeling
He Canadian they are about 30 years behind us.
@@bd4246 if only that wete true economically
Poob is looking fine in that turtleneck. He made it happen.
who the hell is this red sentry guy.........
@@TechnicalOveride what the freak.... who the hell is this technical override guy....
@@redsentry9785 ermmm what the deuce
People in turtlenecks love being choked I hear.
poob's dog murderer bloodline is so relevant in every podcast i love it
Bryan is such a sleeper agent comedian, the majority of General Sam-verse quotes my friends and I have are from him
@8:46 Brian flawlessly passes his glass to Sam in the form of a la Croix XD
Guys, Bryan heard "18+" and fucking panicked, you can see it in his eyes.
I think Poob has found his look. He's rocking the sweater jacket combo. Goes good with the hair and poob stache
Poob looks like he has an audition for a new Mummy movie right after recording
I love Sam just bringing each of them into a survival scenario
Sam said he wouldn’t be bullied by his daughter, glossing over the fact that they already do like that time he got absolutely discombobulated by a slap from one of them.
Was this on the podcast or a different video? That sounds awesome and I’ve never seen it
80 gallons of BBQ sauce weighs ~440kg/969lbs, 80 gallons of water weighs ~344kg/759lbs. So there's that cleared up.
thank you smart man
Water is 8.3 pounds a gallon. 80 x 8.3 is 664... Where did you get 759 lol
I was looking for this answer, thank you!
When poob realized being proportionally 3ft tall would make him into a cryptid was when he fell in love with the concept lol
"10 million dollars, you can just, like, take a bunch of energy drinks all day" Mark my words, when Bryan finally beats Sam in their annual dual to establish podcast hierarchy, he will spend copious amounts of Sam's Shekels on energy drinks, causing his heart to explode.
I feel like the boys missed a very easy solution and great topic for the "Kill Someone Once a Month" curse. All it takes is one "good" day of work as an unmaned drone pilot and you'll be set for a year.
honestly its amazing how Stalltt has scripted every podcast to create such a complex and continuously gripping story. My favorite character is definitely poob, hes had so many arcs that I've found to be relatable, as if he is literally me. I'm him.
Bringing back the intro thing was the best decision ever made
Babe, wake up new Forehead fables podcast upload
This is a good podcast to listen to while my wife gives birth. She liked it too guys don’t worry.
Feedback: Get a schedule for podcast releases. Please and Thank You.
If you've been a patron for a while you should know they don't post shit till the back half of the month and the patron episode comes out on the last day of the month.
I sincerely doubt that will happen
@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 I kinda feel like they have a good setup now between forehead fables and DOL to have an episode a week, doesn’t have to be on any specific day, just could be one a week
@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 but that’s not even reliable it’s not asking much they could fucking do it
@Top Gun Skrill for them it is. These chucklefucks always cut it close. Been a patron since sam did solos and before stalltt got hired on. Sam hired stalltt as a manager of sorts so that they provide the bare minimum number of podcasts. If you don't like it, unsubscribe. I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm saying this because they're unreliable af not to mention all the vacations Poob takes.
"I've just learned to tune out women" is the truest statement of anyone who's been in a relationship for longer than 5 years
Poob's haircut with that jacket and turtle neck sweater got my man looking like a thirst trap in Dishonored 4 Cryptids and Creatures
Feedback: no schedule, keep posting quality content
I like how 70% of the comments are complimenting Poob and Brian's handsome faces.
Why is Bryan trying to make deals, low balling them on curses. Like he makes more commission if they accept less money LoL
Poob be bringing that Harry Du Bois energy
havent even watched yet but damn poobs fit is looking good this episode
Best Poob quote - “If I go Deaf I’m killing myself”
My favorite one is the 3 foot person because poob thinks hed be the next hasbula instead of a creepy little mustached gremlin
An 88-gallon drum of BBQ sauce weighs roughly 887.78lbs according to the online food calculator (closer to 900 when you factor in the container)
Since watching this episode, my husband keeps speaking to me with a baby voice so thanks for that.
this whole episode is bryan saying "this next one's not too bad" and then continuing to detail the most horrendous life-shattering hypothetical
Love that a new die of laughter ep came out too.
It's been so long I forgot this podcast even existed
Is it just me or have we been waiting MONTHS for the new DND podcast and I’m a Patreon!
I love stalts comments its like a 4th guest
Poobs room is starting to have hoarder vibes
I always thought it was green screen lol
Thank you for bringing back the intros fellas
Poob's epileptic burglar security system looks like its incredible effect.
I think I complained once or twice that Poob would gargle when he didnt intelligibly speak, but his stone cold face and distant, slightly wall-eyed stare is so much worse. Can't we all find a happy medium? My dog started whining and shaking when he saw poob.
I now expect 3 tier lists and 4 die of laughter every month. Good job boys.
Lé Póób looking like an Anchorman 🎤 🎥
Definitely an episode ill watch like 5 times good stuff boys
"But in a survival scenario" is the funniest shit
Brian is so pale here it looks like he is a corpse being moved by strings
Poob saying waking up at 8am is early is wild
that'd be a great police sting operation. "Excuse me sir, I would like to purchase your finest weed, could I get your name for this check?"
Why does poob look so good. Like his own rendition of Johnny depp
One of my favorite bits is the infamous ass eating box and this is basically a 2 and half video in that spirit. Perfect.
same man
In that outfit Poob looks like Megamind when he turns into a human to trick that woman
21:46
Why did everyone simultaneously AHHH
Holy isht every time Sam re-brought up the past curses that afflict every situation had my dying
I'm convinced the viewer from reddit just got excited he finally had something to post about
All I can think about Brian and Sam taking out puppies is like Mr White describing Mr Blond in the bank on Reservoir Dogs…
Bam..Bam..Bam..
One website i found lists sweet baby ray's bbq sauce as 4.61 kg/ US Gal, so an 80 gallon drum would weigh around 820 pounds. Sounds a little heavy to me but then again ive never seen an 80 gallon drum of bbq sauce.
Sam and Bryan showing their depravity in this episode with the dog hypothetical
I have one. Every time you get a haircut they mess up and give you a bold spot. Your hair grows back just like normal but you just have a spot. It's random every time so it could be easy to hide or just drastically noticeable.
Edit: If you choose to go bold you instead would have a random patch of hair that would grow instead.
BROOOO hold up the intro had me dying. Goddamn good job Stalt, I love the way you edit the intro into a story.
Should do another one of these and invite Bryan back into the podcast for it.
The tier lists are the best keep ‘em coming
I like that they think that thing is a homunculus when it’s just a design of the human body if our body parts were proportional to the amount of nerve endings in them.
The volume of an 80 gallon drum is 302832.94272 cm³ and the density of barbecue sause is 1.21 g/cm³. Mass can be found by multiplying density by volume.
This gives us 366,427 grams which is 363 kilograms or 808 pounds of barbecue sauce.
Bryan being constantly surprised by the high prices of hypotheticals that alter your life permanently and then also surprised by the low prices of hypotheticals that affect you for two minutes is funny.
Like no shit. For some of these you'd need enough money to fully accommodate your new life as a hermit as you will never be able to go out into public again
Poob is slowly turning into Frank Zappa
The impression of the black guy laughing that Sam does is absolutely golden
Byran really needs to talk more, in this episode and the one where they bully the crippled pornstar he is so funny but he like never talks it's honestly annoying
Yes hellen keller did fly a plane, with assistance of course, poob is right. Hellen keller is also absolutely not fake and it takes little to no research to learn that lmao but i dont expect anything else from you boys
Cute n quirky, Brian sure can twerky
Their most negative reactions were to “use old technology” and “work 40 hours a week”
Poob got them Edgar Allen Poe vibes
Babe, new tier list made by a walking thumb, a serial killer, and a lady's man who drops every babe just dropped!
In this episode, Bryan nonchalantly explains why he is fine with constructing a machine that kills dogs because that's time he could spend sleeping.
Did Sam reveal that Bryan is a programmer?
During dog slaughter hypothetical
Bryan's employment as like IT or a software engineer has been public for a while I think.
Wait til the haley joel osmamd subreddit finds this podcast
Best tier list hands down
The intro to this podcast was so intriguing I can’t wait
Damn Poob looking stylish. Why's he look so good?
That's probably just Peanut in disguise.
Hearing them rank this list made me realize how much I don’t care about money, almost everything is in the 1 billion plus category for me
We love when Bryan speaks ❤️
The only these guys have said that offended me was when Bryan said Arby's sucks
It was interesting hearing Sam bring up the forensic files barrel case, something he talked about in the very first fable
If I have to see one more tier list I'm going to find that plant on the porch Sam.
The tier list triology has been some of thge best
These podcasts are great for when you need some white noise in the background at 2 in the morning
Lmfao great intro Stalt.
The fats and dissolved solids in BBQ sauce would be less dense than water so it would be slightly lighter but not by much. Also, best food to be the only one you could eat would be potatoes so you can have an incredible variety of foods based on potatoes. Fries, potato bread, mashed potatoes, roasted, boiled, chips, puffs, etc.