Bryan: Master of Curses - Ep. 83

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024

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  • @100GamesofDeath
    @100GamesofDeath Год назад +645

    8:40 bryan takes a drink and passes it to sam

  • @Conner2000
    @Conner2000 Год назад +1025

    How did Bryan have the most interesting tierlist 💀💀💀

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa Год назад

      bryan was always the guy doing these xd allthough most involve having sex with a family member xd

    • @rebokgang
      @rebokgang Год назад +45

      Because the boys arguing is the funniest part.

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa Год назад +3

      @@rebokgang did you reply to the wrong comment or something xd?

    • @zachadam92
      @zachadam92 Год назад +32

      After they described the "what ifs" for the first one their brains exploded realizing the potential

    • @craigdoran7873
      @craigdoran7873 Год назад +69

      Because he's funny he just gets nervous in front of the camera. Watch Sam's videos with Bryan in them he's an endless supply of laughs.

  • @BigGucciCholo
    @BigGucciCholo Год назад +290

    This the funniest tier list by far, Bryan comin in clutch. The professional fedora tipper himself

  • @suntzuclappedyou6950
    @suntzuclappedyou6950 Год назад +186

    yeah i dont mind the tier lists i just enjoy listening to the 3 of you incoherently ramble for a couple hours

    • @TemperateGreenBananaClassic
      @TemperateGreenBananaClassic Год назад +3

      honestly yes

    • @OakNuggins
      @OakNuggins Год назад +7

      Wow, a patron who actually understands what they decided to pay for instead of bitching about what they're paying for.

  • @elijahwright6554
    @elijahwright6554 Год назад +470

    This came out perfectly in time to listen to on the way to my divorce hearing great show as always boys

    • @jamesbentonjr.2628
      @jamesbentonjr.2628 Год назад +58

      Rooting for you. Hope she doesnt take the house!

    • @Roger-dq7kf
      @Roger-dq7kf Год назад +38

      Congrats on the divorce

    • @prod.genesis
      @prod.genesis Год назад +3

      That sucks man… best of luck!

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 Год назад +3

      I'm back after being banned years ago for "hatespeech" (that I never made, lol), completely unsolicited/unprompted etc...
      ...point being, ANYYHING can happen - good luck~

    • @DarthCoyster
      @DarthCoyster Год назад +3

      congrats!

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck Год назад +315

    Beeb watching old episodes, and poobs glow up is downright shocking. The man seems like he should be in a smoking room sucking on a fat cigar, drinking bourbon and calling a waitress "toots" (but only the waitresses that he has a raport with so its not creepy)

    • @BigSiiii
      @BigSiiii Год назад +42

      Its crazy when you can physically see the dynamic shift between them too 💀

    • @BruhMomentBobs
      @BruhMomentBobs Год назад +50

      poob and bryan actually getting along is insane

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 Год назад +57

      It truly is strange how different the modern Pube is compared to his base form.

    • @Lasikisal
      @Lasikisal Год назад +26

      Poob after 6 seasons of character development

    • @Masonite726
      @Masonite726 Год назад +22

      I’m glad they’re all making moves and caring more about themselves. Shits tight, it proves even rats and room gremlins can evolve

  • @kingcrimsonenjoyer5984
    @kingcrimsonenjoyer5984 Год назад +138

    The king of hypotheticals has made his reappearance on the podcast using Bryan's horrific body as some sort of twisted physical manifestation (and Poob is rocking the sweater-jacket combo)

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 Год назад +1

      the king of hypotheticals? more like The Court of the Crimson King, y'know?

  • @4zap7
    @4zap7 Год назад +48

    Sam I’ve been homeless for 2 months now and watching your videos is the only reason I can get through the withdrawals before I get my next fix , it’s truly inspiring how much motivation you give me to further my cycle of addiction into the gates of hell. After my wife left me I knew all I needed was your videos and a rig loaded with China white to get me through the night. Thank you sam

    • @kademoss3689
      @kademoss3689 Год назад +8

      I can’t tell if this is a joke. But either way I feel u

  • @slonkerton
    @slonkerton Год назад +33

    I cannot comprehend how other patrons hated Staltt’s intro, honestly my favorite part of the whole podcast

  • @tentedclover4996
    @tentedclover4996 Год назад +46

    This opens up a whole new world of Bryan let’s plays.

  • @joshdidgit6398
    @joshdidgit6398 Год назад +42

    Everyday Poob is slowly turning more and more into Johnny Depp

  • @Akira_Richards
    @Akira_Richards Год назад +118

    I can’t stop laughing at the absurdity of a disco ball in Poobs bedroom

  • @PresidentDrPeper
    @PresidentDrPeper Год назад +132

    Honestly lovin the lists but can the next one be more polarizing? I miss Bryan and poob verbally dogfighting

    • @PresidentDrPeper
      @PresidentDrPeper Год назад +47

      Fr go back and rewatch that episode where Bryan comes in half way through and tell me that isn’t the verbal representation of a pitbull running up on a sleeping Caucasian mastiff

    • @vikingyaffa8346
      @vikingyaffa8346 Год назад +1

      @@PresidentDrPeper What episode was that again? Funniest shit ever.

    • @mike-uj3uu
      @mike-uj3uu Год назад +1

      ​@@vikingyaffa8346 ruclips.net/video/fEbX59ulbj8/видео.html Although if you looking for an episode with alot of yelling, Spitesgiving - PATRON EP. 30 is nothing but screaming about software, my favorite episode.

    • @kaffe97
      @kaffe97 Год назад +2

      yea which episode was that?

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 Год назад +15

      @@kaffe97 I think it was Do Not Resuscitate, ep 42

  • @AudicyVEVO
    @AudicyVEVO Год назад +18

    the solitary confinement curse is too good. "i get to keep my milk carton? free action figure. 5 thousand dollars." too good

  • @minoiminoi6765
    @minoiminoi6765 Год назад +56

    Bryan is funny, invite him to more episodes

    • @connorstang3284
      @connorstang3284 Год назад +4

      Real, I wish he was a guest more often

    • @Idc.at-all
      @Idc.at-all Год назад +1

      Bro Bryan is a cohost the only times he’s not on the podcast I’m pretty sure is cause his real job or something

    • @connorstang3284
      @connorstang3284 Год назад +6

      @@Idc.at-all I was joking nerd

    • @minoiminoi6765
      @minoiminoi6765 Год назад +5

      @@Idc.at-all its just a prerecorded gif loop on the other ep

    • @scoopdyhoop5306
      @scoopdyhoop5306 Год назад

      @@Idc.at-all 🤡

  • @magustrigger9195
    @magustrigger9195 Год назад +68

    Bryan's understanding of wealth is wildly 80s feeling

    • @bd4246
      @bd4246 Год назад +16

      He Canadian they are about 30 years behind us.

    • @magustrigger9195
      @magustrigger9195 Год назад +1

      @@bd4246 if only that wete true economically

  • @redsentry9785
    @redsentry9785 Год назад +70

    Poob is looking fine in that turtleneck. He made it happen.

    • @TechnicalOveride
      @TechnicalOveride Год назад +3

      who the hell is this red sentry guy.........

    • @redsentry9785
      @redsentry9785 Год назад +5

      @@TechnicalOveride what the freak.... who the hell is this technical override guy....

    • @kraio-sfu
      @kraio-sfu Год назад +4

      @@redsentry9785 ermmm what the deuce

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy Год назад +1

      People in turtlenecks love being choked I hear.

  • @tainbual5687
    @tainbual5687 Год назад +52

    poob's dog murderer bloodline is so relevant in every podcast i love it

  • @MoiraiFawkes
    @MoiraiFawkes Год назад +16

    Bryan is such a sleeper agent comedian, the majority of General Sam-verse quotes my friends and I have are from him

  • @omgitsaaronb
    @omgitsaaronb Год назад +14

    @8:46 Brian flawlessly passes his glass to Sam in the form of a la Croix XD

  • @Enoch1776
    @Enoch1776 Год назад +14

    Guys, Bryan heard "18+" and fucking panicked, you can see it in his eyes.

  • @brotatochimp
    @brotatochimp Год назад +14

    I think Poob has found his look. He's rocking the sweater jacket combo. Goes good with the hair and poob stache

  • @GoodGuyHeffy
    @GoodGuyHeffy Год назад +10

    Poob looks like he has an audition for a new Mummy movie right after recording

  • @GeckoJesus
    @GeckoJesus Год назад +9

    I love Sam just bringing each of them into a survival scenario

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 Год назад +17

    Sam said he wouldn’t be bullied by his daughter, glossing over the fact that they already do like that time he got absolutely discombobulated by a slap from one of them.

    • @twiggysmalls69
      @twiggysmalls69 Год назад +4

      Was this on the podcast or a different video? That sounds awesome and I’ve never seen it

  • @azzab7082
    @azzab7082 Год назад +40

    80 gallons of BBQ sauce weighs ~440kg/969lbs, 80 gallons of water weighs ~344kg/759lbs. So there's that cleared up.

    • @deli8871
      @deli8871 Год назад +2

      thank you smart man

    • @OakNuggins
      @OakNuggins Год назад +2

      Water is 8.3 pounds a gallon. 80 x 8.3 is 664... Where did you get 759 lol

    • @kurtcasey1
      @kurtcasey1 Год назад +2

      I was looking for this answer, thank you!

  • @jacobtrader4306
    @jacobtrader4306 Год назад +5

    When poob realized being proportionally 3ft tall would make him into a cryptid was when he fell in love with the concept lol

  • @TheOverlordkill
    @TheOverlordkill Год назад +8

    "10 million dollars, you can just, like, take a bunch of energy drinks all day" Mark my words, when Bryan finally beats Sam in their annual dual to establish podcast hierarchy, he will spend copious amounts of Sam's Shekels on energy drinks, causing his heart to explode.

  • @legobattledroid7979
    @legobattledroid7979 Год назад +6

    I feel like the boys missed a very easy solution and great topic for the "Kill Someone Once a Month" curse. All it takes is one "good" day of work as an unmaned drone pilot and you'll be set for a year.

  • @SDLXVI
    @SDLXVI Год назад +13

    honestly its amazing how Stalltt has scripted every podcast to create such a complex and continuously gripping story. My favorite character is definitely poob, hes had so many arcs that I've found to be relatable, as if he is literally me. I'm him.

  • @bruce7188
    @bruce7188 Год назад +8

    Bringing back the intro thing was the best decision ever made

  • @GrandMasterSamueltheThird
    @GrandMasterSamueltheThird Год назад +7

    Babe, wake up new Forehead fables podcast upload

  • @rebokgang
    @rebokgang Год назад +21

    This is a good podcast to listen to while my wife gives birth. She liked it too guys don’t worry.

  • @SquadGoals22
    @SquadGoals22 Год назад +132

    Feedback: Get a schedule for podcast releases. Please and Thank You.

    • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
      @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 Год назад +15

      If you've been a patron for a while you should know they don't post shit till the back half of the month and the patron episode comes out on the last day of the month.

    • @Kalron9
      @Kalron9 Год назад +2

      I sincerely doubt that will happen

    • @daheliman
      @daheliman Год назад +8

      @@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 I kinda feel like they have a good setup now between forehead fables and DOL to have an episode a week, doesn’t have to be on any specific day, just could be one a week

    • @topgunskrill1392
      @topgunskrill1392 Год назад +3

      @@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 but that’s not even reliable it’s not asking much they could fucking do it

    • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
      @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 Год назад

      @Top Gun Skrill for them it is. These chucklefucks always cut it close. Been a patron since sam did solos and before stalltt got hired on. Sam hired stalltt as a manager of sorts so that they provide the bare minimum number of podcasts. If you don't like it, unsubscribe. I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm saying this because they're unreliable af not to mention all the vacations Poob takes.

  • @rowanoneil5266
    @rowanoneil5266 Год назад +9

    "I've just learned to tune out women" is the truest statement of anyone who's been in a relationship for longer than 5 years

  • @dinosaurpotatoes
    @dinosaurpotatoes Год назад +3

    Poob's haircut with that jacket and turtle neck sweater got my man looking like a thirst trap in Dishonored 4 Cryptids and Creatures

  • @Randomvids395
    @Randomvids395 Год назад +8

    Feedback: no schedule, keep posting quality content

  • @Vanir_Bruford
    @Vanir_Bruford Год назад +7

    I like how 70% of the comments are complimenting Poob and Brian's handsome faces.

  • @charlesbroadway5647
    @charlesbroadway5647 Год назад +3

    Why is Bryan trying to make deals, low balling them on curses. Like he makes more commission if they accept less money LoL

  • @PleaseDontFeedTheAnimals
    @PleaseDontFeedTheAnimals Год назад +6

    Poob be bringing that Harry Du Bois energy

  • @botbee-eater9234
    @botbee-eater9234 Год назад +9

    havent even watched yet but damn poobs fit is looking good this episode

  • @poohfiesty5422
    @poohfiesty5422 Год назад +4

    Best Poob quote - “If I go Deaf I’m killing myself”

  • @austinsavage5962
    @austinsavage5962 Год назад +2

    My favorite one is the 3 foot person because poob thinks hed be the next hasbula instead of a creepy little mustached gremlin

  • @garbagegoober2295
    @garbagegoober2295 Год назад +3

    An 88-gallon drum of BBQ sauce weighs roughly 887.78lbs according to the online food calculator (closer to 900 when you factor in the container)

  • @kittwilhelm4508
    @kittwilhelm4508 Год назад +2

    Since watching this episode, my husband keeps speaking to me with a baby voice so thanks for that.

  • @obscureskeleton
    @obscureskeleton Месяц назад

    this whole episode is bryan saying "this next one's not too bad" and then continuing to detail the most horrendous life-shattering hypothetical

  • @blackmarketing3926
    @blackmarketing3926 Год назад +4

    Love that a new die of laughter ep came out too.

  • @atheisticgod36
    @atheisticgod36 Год назад +7

    It's been so long I forgot this podcast even existed

  • @ercmcgonigal
    @ercmcgonigal Год назад +2

    Is it just me or have we been waiting MONTHS for the new DND podcast and I’m a Patreon!

  • @tylerorton2040
    @tylerorton2040 Год назад +7

    I love stalts comments its like a 4th guest

  • @WeatheringwithAtlas
    @WeatheringwithAtlas Год назад +18

    Poobs room is starting to have hoarder vibes

    • @Vinzmannn
      @Vinzmannn Год назад +2

      I always thought it was green screen lol

  • @therocketprophet1914
    @therocketprophet1914 Год назад +4

    Thank you for bringing back the intros fellas

  • @Syzygy77
    @Syzygy77 Год назад +1

    Poob's epileptic burglar security system looks like its incredible effect.

  • @candiedcrusader7841
    @candiedcrusader7841 Год назад +1

    I think I complained once or twice that Poob would gargle when he didnt intelligibly speak, but his stone cold face and distant, slightly wall-eyed stare is so much worse. Can't we all find a happy medium? My dog started whining and shaking when he saw poob.

  • @lennywayes4245
    @lennywayes4245 Год назад +2

    I now expect 3 tier lists and 4 die of laughter every month. Good job boys.

  • @DG-ju9kh
    @DG-ju9kh Год назад +2

    Lé Póób looking like an Anchorman 🎤 🎥

  • @hehehbonkz6643
    @hehehbonkz6643 Год назад +6

    Definitely an episode ill watch like 5 times good stuff boys

  • @remypaquin7224
    @remypaquin7224 Год назад +1

    "But in a survival scenario" is the funniest shit

  • @potatosnap
    @potatosnap Год назад +6

    Brian is so pale here it looks like he is a corpse being moved by strings

  • @KingLewisYT
    @KingLewisYT Месяц назад

    Poob saying waking up at 8am is early is wild

  • @8bitSpartan141
    @8bitSpartan141 Год назад +1

    that'd be a great police sting operation. "Excuse me sir, I would like to purchase your finest weed, could I get your name for this check?"

  • @jonathantrinidad6787
    @jonathantrinidad6787 Год назад +2

    Why does poob look so good. Like his own rendition of Johnny depp

  • @hummerwheels6043
    @hummerwheels6043 Год назад +1

    One of my favorite bits is the infamous ass eating box and this is basically a 2 and half video in that spirit. Perfect.

  • @TheWatchfuleye1
    @TheWatchfuleye1 2 месяца назад

    In that outfit Poob looks like Megamind when he turns into a human to trick that woman

  • @samtimo3002
    @samtimo3002 Год назад +1

    21:46
    Why did everyone simultaneously AHHH

  • @zephiel70
    @zephiel70 Год назад

    Holy isht every time Sam re-brought up the past curses that afflict every situation had my dying

  • @highoctanememe3617
    @highoctanememe3617 Год назад +1

    I'm convinced the viewer from reddit just got excited he finally had something to post about

  • @johncraft980
    @johncraft980 Год назад +1

    All I can think about Brian and Sam taking out puppies is like Mr White describing Mr Blond in the bank on Reservoir Dogs…
    Bam..Bam..Bam..

  • @themoonking8973
    @themoonking8973 Год назад +1

    One website i found lists sweet baby ray's bbq sauce as 4.61 kg/ US Gal, so an 80 gallon drum would weigh around 820 pounds. Sounds a little heavy to me but then again ive never seen an 80 gallon drum of bbq sauce.

  • @oktalley99
    @oktalley99 Год назад +2

    Sam and Bryan showing their depravity in this episode with the dog hypothetical

  • @mrpoprocks17
    @mrpoprocks17 6 месяцев назад

    I have one. Every time you get a haircut they mess up and give you a bold spot. Your hair grows back just like normal but you just have a spot. It's random every time so it could be easy to hide or just drastically noticeable.
    Edit: If you choose to go bold you instead would have a random patch of hair that would grow instead.

  • @TwistedFunForLIFE
    @TwistedFunForLIFE Год назад

    BROOOO hold up the intro had me dying. Goddamn good job Stalt, I love the way you edit the intro into a story.

  • @BodilyFunction
    @BodilyFunction Месяц назад

    Should do another one of these and invite Bryan back into the podcast for it.

  • @dictory1776
    @dictory1776 Год назад +1

    The tier lists are the best keep ‘em coming

  • @YorkusPorkus757
    @YorkusPorkus757 Год назад +1

    I like that they think that thing is a homunculus when it’s just a design of the human body if our body parts were proportional to the amount of nerve endings in them.

  • @BabaIsReal
    @BabaIsReal Год назад

    The volume of an 80 gallon drum is 302832.94272 cm³ and the density of barbecue sause is 1.21 g/cm³. Mass can be found by multiplying density by volume.
    This gives us 366,427 grams which is 363 kilograms or 808 pounds of barbecue sauce.

  • @Kanola_
    @Kanola_ Год назад

    Bryan being constantly surprised by the high prices of hypotheticals that alter your life permanently and then also surprised by the low prices of hypotheticals that affect you for two minutes is funny.
    Like no shit. For some of these you'd need enough money to fully accommodate your new life as a hermit as you will never be able to go out into public again

  • @truccjuice
    @truccjuice Год назад +1

    Poob is slowly turning into Frank Zappa

  • @MattBuckhout
    @MattBuckhout Год назад +3

    The impression of the black guy laughing that Sam does is absolutely golden

  • @jeffbezos2960
    @jeffbezos2960 Год назад +4

    Byran really needs to talk more, in this episode and the one where they bully the crippled pornstar he is so funny but he like never talks it's honestly annoying

  • @wyattdetherow6853
    @wyattdetherow6853 Год назад +2

    Yes hellen keller did fly a plane, with assistance of course, poob is right. Hellen keller is also absolutely not fake and it takes little to no research to learn that lmao but i dont expect anything else from you boys

  • @papacomms7372
    @papacomms7372 Год назад +4

    Cute n quirky, Brian sure can twerky

  • @iamnotagoose
    @iamnotagoose Год назад +1

    Their most negative reactions were to “use old technology” and “work 40 hours a week”

  • @xxplosive656
    @xxplosive656 Год назад +1

    Poob got them Edgar Allen Poe vibes

  • @Oizys_YT
    @Oizys_YT Год назад +1

    Babe, new tier list made by a walking thumb, a serial killer, and a lady's man who drops every babe just dropped!

  • @alkain00
    @alkain00 3 месяца назад

    In this episode, Bryan nonchalantly explains why he is fine with constructing a machine that kills dogs because that's time he could spend sleeping.

  • @supremejustice22
    @supremejustice22 Год назад +2

    Did Sam reveal that Bryan is a programmer?
    During dog slaughter hypothetical

    • @LeoScott
      @LeoScott Год назад

      Bryan's employment as like IT or a software engineer has been public for a while I think.

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 Год назад +1

    Wait til the haley joel osmamd subreddit finds this podcast

  • @ASpoopyGhosty
    @ASpoopyGhosty Год назад +2

    Best tier list hands down

  • @sirnicholas6626
    @sirnicholas6626 Год назад

    The intro to this podcast was so intriguing I can’t wait

  • @FoolishPoppycock
    @FoolishPoppycock Год назад +2

    Damn Poob looking stylish. Why's he look so good?

    • @CheapCreep
      @CheapCreep Год назад

      That's probably just Peanut in disguise.

  • @bigcock8900
    @bigcock8900 Год назад

    Hearing them rank this list made me realize how much I don’t care about money, almost everything is in the 1 billion plus category for me

  • @MrBig913
    @MrBig913 Год назад +2

    We love when Bryan speaks ❤️

  • @crillspez6011
    @crillspez6011 Год назад +3

    The only these guys have said that offended me was when Bryan said Arby's sucks

  • @justinandrew7310
    @justinandrew7310 Год назад

    It was interesting hearing Sam bring up the forensic files barrel case, something he talked about in the very first fable

  • @gigatoaster8274
    @gigatoaster8274 Год назад +1

    If I have to see one more tier list I'm going to find that plant on the porch Sam.

  • @Sheo2049
    @Sheo2049 Год назад

    The tier list triology has been some of thge best

  • @cyberboss787q9
    @cyberboss787q9 Год назад

    These podcasts are great for when you need some white noise in the background at 2 in the morning

  • @5fingastinkpunch
    @5fingastinkpunch Год назад +4

    Lmfao great intro Stalt.

  • @luckyomen
    @luckyomen Год назад

    The fats and dissolved solids in BBQ sauce would be less dense than water so it would be slightly lighter but not by much. Also, best food to be the only one you could eat would be potatoes so you can have an incredible variety of foods based on potatoes. Fries, potato bread, mashed potatoes, roasted, boiled, chips, puffs, etc.