if poob’s sister types his user into youtube it will immediately bring u too his channel with his first podcast appearance directly underneath it. u had a good run poob.
Thank you General Sam. My mom has been in a coma for 2 years now. I was playing this out loud while visiting her at the hospital and she finally woke up to turn this shit off. Thank you 🙏🏻
1:08:49 Bro I was just talking about this to my friends and they all feel the same way. It's impending doom, everyone feels it but some choose to hide it. We live in dark times.
Poob talking about Pip is exactly what I have had to deal with for the last few years, I have an old corgi and her bark is more of a scream howl and she freaks out at everything.
I love when these guys just reveal things to their audience that I don't think I would even reveal to my friends. Like when Poob ruined multiple parts of his friend's wedding through general incompetence and alcoholism, or Bryan's "I say slurs in my sleep".
I had eye surgery last year and it was the best choice of my life. I could not see without glasses prior to the procedure as my stigmatism was so bad since birth.
My sleep demon is actually really nice. I wake up scared from a nightmare and it puts a hand my shoulder and whispers in my ear "what's wrong baby?". Then I start screaming and throwing elbows behind me, but then I realize it's not a demon it's my wife.
I know the show Brian's talking about! It's called Mountain Monsters! A bunch of stereotypical hillbillies making dead lift traps and mazes out of logs and shit trying to catch bigfoot and other cyptids. My grandma and I love that fucking show! It was so ridiculous when they started making an overarching story with the "evil hunter team" we couldn't stop laughing. Some good jumpscares and actually spooky moments too. Also, one of the main guys gets pissed on by bigfoot and it's fucking hilarious
Sam; as a man in his 30's, you need a new bed. I was often waking up with back pain and thought I was just getting old. I bought a new bed in november and haven't had any neck or back pain since. (purple 4 with an adjustable base is the way)
1:00:25 I don’t think I’ve ever gone so quickly from heartwarming wholesome mess the song cold fear. Most people get super boring when they have kids or talk about them. This is amazing! Keep it up 😂
"Everybody should do in their lifetime, sometime, two things. One is to consider death…to observe skulls and skeletons and to wonder what it will be like to go to sleep and never wake up-never! That is a most gloomy thing for contemplation, but it’s like manure. Just as manure fertilizes the plants and so on, so the contemplation of death and the acceptance of death is very highly generative of creative life. You’ll get wonderful things out of that." - Alan Watts
Brian! I have the exact same problem with my eyes! It's a form of Dry Eye Disease, it will continue to get worse if you don't start taking preventative action. Always take a Claritin or whichever allergy pill you prefer before you go to sleep. If it keeps happening you may need to see an eye doctor and get eye ointment to put in before you go to bed. If even that doesn't work and youre 100% committed to getting rid of it, or in my case, you have a particularly bad injury one morning that takes days to heal, you might need to have an eye surgeon scrape the surface of your eye smooth. Theyll numb it up before they do that and put a contact over it afterward. Takes like two weeks to heal and as long as you keep the contact in 24/7 for the first week or preferably all 2 weeks, it should only really be sore at worst. And then you shouldn't ever have the problem again.
Yer I have Recurrent Cornea Erosion which if I don’t put lotion in my eyes they get fucked when I open them after being asleep. Most times is just annoying pain that will go away after a-bit but that one time when it really gets fucked up and your blind for a day or two proper sucks
@@chriscrew5465 Go see an eye surgeon, they can examine your eye and determine if it will eventually get better, or if you need to have the top layer of the cornea smoothed out. It's basically like being blind for a few days, but it shouldn't happen again after.
Best work yet boys. Firing on all cylinders, and a relatively clean show. Did Stalltt get a raise? Or did y'all finally provide him some good raw files? Lol Regardless editing is fly. Ggs
Corgi's are super neurotic, I have 2 and they were perfectly fine and chill until around 2 or 3 years old. Now one of them screams like he's being murdered if you touch his paws and they both bark like we're being shelled by ISIS if they hear literally any sound.
One time in the army I had sleep paralysis and I hallucinated my roommate was telling me that he poisoned me and paralyzed me and he had a knife saying he was going to kill me. When I could finally move I jumped up and grabbed my lamp yelling shit running into the kitchen. My roommate was cooking breakfast peacefully
On the surface Bryan seems like the most innocent guy on the pod but then he comes out of left field with some of the most raunchy shit or something that absolutely needs to be censored lol
Dont know if this is sleep paralysis but when i was little i used to suffocate myself on my pillow until i woke up and it terrified me every time. Fortunately i grew out of that nightmare.
The show Brian’s referencing 20 minutes in is called mountain monsters, it’s known for being a first-person camera cryptic hunting show with a very redneck cast and it’s basically played like a found-footage horror series, but funny
Can’t believe Poob chopped his luscious locks. This is like 9/11 all over again
broke my heart when i saw it on stream
New poob era, i am afraid
It’s the 9/11 of forehead fables
@@Bomples98 it's THE 9/11
9/11 times 100. Ninety one thousand and one hundred.
55:46 “like a black guy playing jazz” killed me and no one was even phased by it.
Oh Bryan 😂
It's like it's just Sam and Poob talking and then they edited in Bryan later
Brian yelling "get over it" about the lady who lost her kid to a drunk driver, is such a brian thing to say.
Celiac disease can often be in someones genes and lay dormant until triggered by trauma, such as the trauma Abby goes through being married to Sam
Or being attacked by a hawk and bring made fun of by your partner for it
My sister got celiacs disease and it was dormant up until she got cancelled for accidentally doing blackface in 2014
@@shloopyyy you fr?
@@blackbaron9544 no
@@shloopyyy based sister
if poob’s sister types his user into youtube it will immediately bring u too his channel with his first podcast appearance directly underneath it. u had a good run poob.
What are you doing poob-bro🥵🥵
His user?
@@desertgrowndank7256 user(name)
Did you try it while signed out?
@@desertgrowndank7256 ppp
1:09:08 coming back at this part for Sam is kinda crushing
Poob pulled over for speeding and somehow made himself look like he is committing every crime in the book lol
he is so lucky that he isnt black haha
Cops generally have no sense of humor, especially in the Midwest. I mean, can you blame them? It sucks out here
@@yourguysheppyno I can’t, everyone collectively hates cops
Idk why but the line at 16:36 really cracked me up Stalltt
Lmao I just understood what he was going for
I would love to have it as a poster
Poob chopping off his hair is how we know we’re in a recession
Honestly Poob talking about how he lives this double-life and his family has no idea how he really is...that hit deep. Same.
Thank you General Sam. My mom has been in a coma for 2 years now. I was playing this out loud while visiting her at the hospital and she finally woke up to turn this shit off. Thank you 🙏🏻
Sam's camera is so good I can see how exfoliated his pores are.
Man has to use 2 face masks when he exfoliates
@@Stringbean1138 they dont make face masks wide and tall enough for his forehead, lets be real here.
@@selectionn he just puts on like 4 like a paper mache
The "too old for sports" segment is unironically and unfortunately one of the most human and real conversations i've ever heard on this podcast
this was the realest and most depressing episode so far
True, it's...a really different vibe
Yeah it felt like watching a podcast of normal people. Still liked it.
10 bucks the Patreon only is going to be the last of the month and is a tier list.
Considering stealing peoples credit cards so I stop wasting $5 just to get pissed off at the last of every month
@@tedcraboli8021 I just beg for spare change at the lights 1 day a month to pay for my patron subscription
1:08:49 Bro I was just talking about this to my friends and they all feel the same way. It's impending doom, everyone feels it but some choose to hide it. We live in dark times.
59:15 poobs reaction to his joke just absolutely bombing is fucking top tier
Poob talking about Pip is exactly what I have had to deal with for the last few years, I have an old corgi and her bark is more of a scream howl and she freaks out at everything.
Poob lookin like the protagonist in a 2000s teen comedy
Now that Charborg has done a face reveal it might be fun to have him back on.
I second this
charborg is a pretty entertaining guy
third'ed
Fourth'ed
Fifth'd
Idk who charborg is but he can’t be worse than these guys
It's crazy how we have kinda accepted attacks from nightmare men while we try to sleep
Has Poob considered that his family has discovered his online life and were so abhorred they decided not to bring it up and save him the embarrassment
Props to these guys for actually following through like they said they would and not canceling the podcast after 20 episodes
Holy shit. This was an actual podcast, i'm impressed!
I love when these guys just reveal things to their audience that I don't think I would even reveal to my friends. Like when Poob ruined multiple parts of his friend's wedding through general incompetence and alcoholism, or Bryan's "I say slurs in my sleep".
I had eye surgery last year and it was the best choice of my life. I could not see without glasses prior to the procedure as my stigmatism was so bad since birth.
If lasik is what you got, I agree. It rocks.
How much was it
My sleep demon is actually really nice. I wake up scared from a nightmare and it puts a hand my shoulder and whispers in my ear "what's wrong baby?".
Then I start screaming and throwing elbows behind me, but then I realize it's not a demon it's my wife.
I know the show Brian's talking about! It's called Mountain Monsters! A bunch of stereotypical hillbillies making dead lift traps and mazes out of logs and shit trying to catch bigfoot and other cyptids. My grandma and I love that fucking show! It was so ridiculous when they started making an overarching story with the "evil hunter team" we couldn't stop laughing. Some good jumpscares and actually spooky moments too. Also, one of the main guys gets pissed on by bigfoot and it's fucking hilarious
I’m gonna implode if I see another tier list
I’m so glad poob had this whole episode to let everything out
Two podcasts in the span of one week. That's actually insane, keep it up stalltt.
As a north floridian that moved to Colorado: Do it, Sam. Get out of there. It's the best.
Lot of people talking about Poob, but the real ones recognize how much Bryan was actually involved in this episode. Big ups ✊
The fact that poob doesn't know it's called A AND W is such midwestern bs
it's AW because that's what you say when someone hands you a can of it instead of barq's
It's ayandubya
I'm from the Midwest, i say "a n w"
I'm going into law enforcement. I can confirm the 3 license plate bit would have killed me and I would've let you go.
Whenever I have to do chores and I can’t use my hands I’ll put on a forehead fables episodes cause Ik it will never be interrupted by an AD
Someone should make a Sam family tree with all the data gathered in these podcasts.
“i want aphex twins” poob i fucking love you
I can't believe that Poob cutting his hair wasn't breach of contract.
Hot Rod may be the most unrecognized banger of all time
I love the fact that poob brought up lizard lick towing and how he brought up a whole different towing show and its basically just the same show
Sam; as a man in his 30's, you need a new bed. I was often waking up with back pain and thought I was just getting old. I bought a new bed in november and haven't had any neck or back pain since. (purple 4 with an adjustable base is the way)
16:33 Love it when Stalltt gets to have a bit of fun
Lizard Lick Towing is one of the greatest shows of all time. Poob is cultured like that.
Agreed.
1:00:25 I don’t think I’ve ever gone so quickly from heartwarming wholesome mess the song cold fear.
Most people get super boring when they have kids or talk about them. This is amazing! Keep it up 😂
I agree 100% with Poob's take on weird dog owners
"Everybody should do in their lifetime, sometime, two things. One is to consider death…to observe skulls and skeletons and to wonder what it will be like to go to sleep and never wake up-never! That is a most gloomy thing for contemplation, but it’s like manure. Just as manure fertilizes the plants and so on, so the contemplation of death and the acceptance of death is very highly generative of creative life. You’ll get wonderful things out of that."
- Alan Watts
Brian! I have the exact same problem with my eyes! It's a form of Dry Eye Disease, it will continue to get worse if you don't start taking preventative action. Always take a Claritin or whichever allergy pill you prefer before you go to sleep. If it keeps happening you may need to see an eye doctor and get eye ointment to put in before you go to bed. If even that doesn't work and youre 100% committed to getting rid of it, or in my case, you have a particularly bad injury one morning that takes days to heal, you might need to have an eye surgeon scrape the surface of your eye smooth. Theyll numb it up before they do that and put a contact over it afterward. Takes like two weeks to heal and as long as you keep the contact in 24/7 for the first week or preferably all 2 weeks, it should only really be sore at worst. And then you shouldn't ever have the problem again.
Yer I have Recurrent Cornea Erosion which if I don’t put lotion in my eyes they get fucked when I open them after being asleep. Most times is just annoying pain that will go away after a-bit but that one time when it really gets fucked up and your blind for a day or two proper sucks
@@chriscrew5465 Go see an eye surgeon, they can examine your eye and determine if it will eventually get better, or if you need to have the top layer of the cornea smoothed out. It's basically like being blind for a few days, but it shouldn't happen again after.
Poob needs to take self defence classes, like a scared house wife.
Best work yet boys. Firing on all cylinders, and a relatively clean show. Did Stalltt get a raise? Or did y'all finally provide him some good raw files? Lol Regardless editing is fly. Ggs
At 22:00 Poob is talking about South Beach Tow, I watched that shit religiously when I was a kid for no reason
Sam is 100% calling Poob a fucking psycho in his head while listening to the talk about his sleep issues.
If you need another guest that's interesting, I work in a meth lab.
Brian is funny as all hell 💀💀
This just saved my day
21:50, poob confusing lizard lick towing with south beach tow kinda enraged the inner child in me that used to watch those shows
That show Poob was talking about was South Beach Tow btw
I mostly just lightly chuckle or gasp in horror when listening to these fools, but I burst out laughing at the poob license plate debacle.
I took a break from keeping up with the pod...glad to see Bryan embracing his chad-like personality traits. A true glow up.
Sam is breeding master assassin's and I can't tell if that's funny or terrifying.
Corgi's are super neurotic, I have 2 and they were perfectly fine and chill until around 2 or 3 years old. Now one of them screams like he's being murdered if you touch his paws and they both bark like we're being shelled by ISIS if they hear literally any sound.
How is Poob a real human being? I swear to God he's a GTA character who became a real boy one day.
i rhink its called sothside towing and her name was bernice i think lmaooo
Almost time for performance review #2
This podcast kept me company and gave me chuckles while I was shitting my pants driving through a terrible snowstorm, thanks !!
awww yeah.... some more voices to add to my empty head
This was a great episode.
I feel like our parasocial relationship is stronger than ever❤️
THE EATING DOESN'T STOP AND THEY'RE SO LOUD, STALLT, WRANGLE THEM.
Poob says “like” Befor and after every word, I can’t unhear it
I saw the tier list and started to break down
Of course Brian says slurs in his sleep😂
1990s romeo and juliet goes hard as fuck
One time in the army I had sleep paralysis and I hallucinated my roommate was telling me that he poisoned me and paralyzed me and he had a knife saying he was going to kill me. When I could finally move I jumped up and grabbed my lamp yelling shit running into the kitchen. My roommate was cooking breakfast peacefully
I Started my morning with this episode. Matter of fact im eating biscuts and gravy....... and well now. Im not eating that anymore... Thanks Abby....
poob carried this one common poop W
It’s weird hearing my name ( Cael). I get weird looks when I tell people my name so hearing it being spoken so nonchalantly is surreal 😂
On the surface Bryan seems like the most innocent guy on the pod but then he comes out of left field with some of the most raunchy shit or something that absolutely needs to be censored lol
Sasquachagawea was such a golden random blurb
1:00:10 thats funny cause the shadow creatures have soul vision
I think its dope that your doing pottery sam
aw poob doesn’t understand pet companionship at all, adorable
For anyone wondering the two show they are talking about are probably mountain monsters and south beach tow and her name Is Bernice if I remember
Too Old for sports hit the hardest, unironically made me the cog wheels in the brain function while listening to this podcast
Dont know if this is sleep paralysis but when i was little i used to suffocate myself on my pillow until i woke up and it terrified me every time. Fortunately i grew out of that nightmare.
Off topic question but do your parents act like they love you and want you alive?
poob referring to south beach tow as lizard lick towing is so funny to me
I thought I was a hypochondriac, turns out I had celiac for like 8 years and fucked my whole shit up
Damn, I also just got pulled over for the second time total in years, for expired tags, and also tried to evade the cop in a parking lot lol
Incognito mode even brings THIS episode up when you search sam podcast lmao
Lupus fr. Edits on point. Diagonal.
I actually liked the tier list episodes
I wonder if poob also has an assortment of passports to show the TSA as well.
I appreciated what I assume was a House reference, with the "It's Lupus"
When Bryan started talkin about Mountain Monsters my Indiana blood started frothin
I used to do the same thing when I had sleep paralysis. I would count to 3 and yell out and it would wake me up.
Poob is a perfect mold of the midwestern man
Im sorry but where are the accolades in this comment section for sams mug? That shit is sweet!
My Uncle rogan was on a bigfoot hunting show too
My dad got Lasik eye surgery and it didn't work made his vision worse and now he has one weird lazy off set fish eye now
It's never lupus.
The show Brian’s referencing 20 minutes in is called mountain monsters, it’s known for being a first-person camera cryptic hunting show with a very redneck cast and it’s basically played like a found-footage horror series, but funny