jschlatt and his stupid brass monkey with its stupid sexy brass balls - Ep. 51

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @johnsharplin
    @johnsharplin 3 года назад +1993

    Poob coming into this one looking like he's gonna approach you at a bar and offer you a selection of premium watches at a discount. I love it.

    • @hahahahaha7237
      @hahahahaha7237 3 года назад +10

      @Max Singer its the looking uglier on purpose bit

    • @yom35
      @yom35 3 года назад +1

      he did

    • @Povole
      @Povole 3 года назад +2

      He looks like Justin Castro

    • @trippiechris1852
      @trippiechris1852 3 года назад +7

      @Max Singer he’s trying okay max

    • @adronius147
      @adronius147 3 года назад +7

      He's slowly becoming Keanu Reeves.

  • @SerWinter
    @SerWinter 3 года назад +1562

    I like Poob's monkey. I like that it grows and shrinks.

    • @savageshrimp4568
      @savageshrimp4568 3 года назад +1

      Truley

    • @Germandad0458
      @Germandad0458 3 года назад +2

      Wow don’t even support on Patreon fake fan

    • @susp3kt112
      @susp3kt112 3 года назад +11

      Oh ill show you something that grows and shrinks

    • @yukko_yoshida
      @yukko_yoshida 3 года назад +1

      of all places to see you

    • @callmecalvin7297
      @callmecalvin7297 3 года назад

      Where the fuck did you come from? Haven't seen you in years goddamn

  • @Gronkaliscious
    @Gronkaliscious 3 года назад +2238

    Bryan is really earning his paycheck in this one

    • @aaron4820
      @aaron4820 3 года назад +447

      Bryan's sole purpose is to attack Poob on the guestless episodes, and that is an incredible valuable role.

    • @AgBRUV
      @AgBRUV 3 года назад +3

      I doubt it

    • @asshairlel469
      @asshairlel469 3 года назад +28

      He's adam

    • @zesteinl6497
      @zesteinl6497 3 года назад +5

      @@asshairlel469 a fellow intelactual

    • @ducksducks2962
      @ducksducks2962 3 года назад +3

      He earns it every episode

  • @CarlostheGardener
    @CarlostheGardener 3 года назад +984

    Jokes on you, we're gonna poach Poob and Stalltt first.

    • @kyetokace1199
      @kyetokace1199 3 года назад +62

      The fact you left out bryan lol, good one. amazing episode with some of my favorite people TY

    • @Domospeed07
      @Domospeed07 2 года назад

      Shut up

  • @isuspep
    @isuspep 3 года назад +426

    people over here analyzing brian's behaviour like scientists that injected a rat with the mad cow disease

  • @tat4781
    @tat4781 3 года назад +2034

    Everyone is shitting on Bryan for not saying anything, but he is definitely the quality over quantity host. So by that merit, he is still failing horribly.

    • @AgBRUV
      @AgBRUV 3 года назад +4

      Agreed

    • @reecethegreatvlogs7301
      @reecethegreatvlogs7301 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @kozakoutdoors7305
      @kozakoutdoors7305 3 года назад +27

      @Cameron he hasn’t been funny since the start. His humor is typically super graphic weird sexual stuff and/or trying to bully Poob. If he can be either witty or situationally funny, he should talk more

    • @handle1928
      @handle1928 3 года назад

      You, good sir, have won.

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 2 года назад

      @@kozakoutdoors7305 he should get on a diet

  • @Podmore1000
    @Podmore1000 3 года назад +311

    Bryan is basically Sam's brass monkey. Slient, great-looking, and almost human.

  • @liquidchris4147
    @liquidchris4147 3 года назад +427

    Not even joking anymore, Bryan is actually just sitting there not talking lmao
    Absolute professional

  • @slumped_shady
    @slumped_shady 3 года назад +141

    Bryan basically gets these episodes earlier than any of us, he’s really just a spectator at this point.

  • @GoofballAndi
    @GoofballAndi 3 года назад +443

    Be like Bryan, find a way to do nothing and get paid for it.
    Im not even mad, i respect the hustle.

    • @komodocoon4735
      @komodocoon4735 3 года назад +34

      Baby dats P A S S I V E I N C O M E

    • @bignig7223
      @bignig7223 3 года назад +7

      Cumtillianaire grind set

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 года назад +398

    Wow poob really cleaned up today he no longer looks like a renegade trailer park pervert

    • @joshberiswill6872
      @joshberiswill6872 3 года назад +44

      Now he looks like a suburban renegade pervert.

    • @chadwell69
      @chadwell69 3 года назад

      now watch the newest episode

  • @Saganax
    @Saganax 3 года назад +331

    just counted bryan said 12 words this podcast

    • @Freaky1347
      @Freaky1347 3 года назад +66

      @@PieterPeter-ud7wf Work smarter, not harder 😎

    • @tripleodipple9614
      @tripleodipple9614 3 года назад +23

      sigma male move right there

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 года назад +331

    Schlatt doesn't even know what's coming for him poor guy.

    • @AgBRUV
      @AgBRUV 3 года назад

      Why does it say 4 days ago

    • @testedchutoy2459
      @testedchutoy2459 3 года назад +7

      Patrons get the episode early

    • @blorgxsnorp7449
      @blorgxsnorp7449 3 года назад +39

      @Thx ❤ I will turn your bones into paste.

    • @shhs1227
      @shhs1227 3 года назад +13

      he literally does though. Schlatt has mentioned Sam before and has even said he looked up to Sam when he started lol

    • @guy2006
      @guy2006 3 года назад +1

      @@shhs1227 really? You have a link?

  • @auge377
    @auge377 3 года назад +368

    Probably one of the funniest ones in a while, Schlatt seemed to enjoy it too surprisingly.

    • @matroid4996
      @matroid4996 3 года назад +97

      no suprise at all. Schlatt has mentioned sam multiple times before on podcasts as being someone that he looked up to when he was smaller

    • @auge377
      @auge377 3 года назад +24

      @@matroid4996 wait seriously?? I never knew that, that's so cool.

    • @matroid4996
      @matroid4996 3 года назад +61

      @@auge377 yeah I don’t remember exactly which podcast it was but he was talking about channels that found a niche audience that’s smaller and it gives them more freedom to make what they want and gave Sam as an example

    • @foodisgood5665
      @foodisgood5665 3 года назад +46

      Yeah, schlatt and Sam basically have the same sense of humor, so I was expecting them to get along well

  • @MrNobody-bv4ec
    @MrNobody-bv4ec 3 года назад +105

    Bryan is consistently just a laugh track at this point

  • @SpectralSlayer7
    @SpectralSlayer7 3 года назад +78

    This is like when you’re hanging out with your friend and they run into someone they know so you kinda just gotta stand there awkwardly when they talk

  • @notoriousscoundrel9162
    @notoriousscoundrel9162 3 года назад +47

    It finally seems like we’re getting guests that actually fucking interact with them

  • @lil_scuzibert6923
    @lil_scuzibert6923 3 года назад +736

    halfway in bryan still hasn’t said a word

    • @TheBananamonger
      @TheBananamonger 3 года назад +89

      Honestly, I prefer when Bryan holds back and only interjects when he has a banger. When he gets too excited and active, the podcast grinds to a halt, but he definitely has the capacity to inject energy in when its needed.

    • @kakokapolei123
      @kakokapolei123 3 года назад +132

      @Cameron redditors never have valid opinions tho

    • @lil_scuzibert6923
      @lil_scuzibert6923 3 года назад +2

      @Yossarian-Lives lmaooo

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 3 года назад +27

      @Cameron yeah one recent Reddit post people were seriously saying he was a groomer and a pedophile

    • @punk5585
      @punk5585 3 года назад +11

      @@pickledpeckers7789 wtf

  • @MajoraDivine
    @MajoraDivine 3 года назад +198

    Bryan always looks so uncomfortable when anyone else but Sam or Poob is on the Podcast

    • @tomashoekstra8011
      @tomashoekstra8011 3 года назад +18

      I think it might be because he's not a media personality to put it that way and he's got nothing to talk. Half of this podcast was twitch/RUclips talk

  • @kurai7940
    @kurai7940 3 года назад +138

    Even though Brian didn't talk much I'm glad I got to look at his handsome face

    • @zachadam92
      @zachadam92 3 года назад +56

      All these people seem to be mad at him:… he is a part of this shit . Talking or not it’s not the same without at least these three together

    • @muttontrash
      @muttontrash 3 года назад +6

      I like that he cleaned up his hair

  • @shitpostirl1973
    @shitpostirl1973 3 года назад +68

    Was Bryan cosplaying a patron watching?

  • @zeeblock22
    @zeeblock22 3 года назад +70

    Sigma male grind set: Brian edition
    Say nothing,
    Refuse to elaborate
    Leave.

  • @gmv6025
    @gmv6025 3 года назад +248

    Poob looks like his alternate timeline where he continued in business and didn't start streaming

    • @sggbrc5567
      @sggbrc5567 3 года назад +18

      poob lives a life of denial

    • @hecko3356
      @hecko3356 3 года назад +2

      Maybe if he didn’t look like a pervert that would be true, dude needs to cut that hair

    • @sicksticks9720
      @sicksticks9720 3 года назад +6

      @@hecko3356 poobs looks better than you ever will... With or without the long hair.

    • @hecko3356
      @hecko3356 3 года назад

      @@sicksticks9720 long hair isn’t a good look for guys, you may not like the truth but it looks fucking stupid. As is I’m easily more attractive than Poob considering he looks like a weirdo pervert so your opinion is kinda special

    • @stupiddog5807
      @stupiddog5807 3 года назад +3

      @@hecko3356 as a woman, long hair is fucking sexy when done right. He might need to style it better, that's all

  • @jamiehanson1220
    @jamiehanson1220 3 года назад +43

    38:08 mins in and I'm chuckling here and there and then poob has to come out of nowhere with that god damn line when I was taking a drink, so anyway I am soaked and I think my keyboard is broken but good laugh 10/10

    • @Nword2000
      @Nword2000 3 года назад +3

      Dude, i laugh so hard at that the first time, i gave a laugh that i didnt even know that i had, like a guteral laugh, 10/10 indeed

  • @n0pepolca410
    @n0pepolca410 3 года назад +26

    it cracked me up when poob said "that funky monkey" after sam said "brass monkey"

  • @leonprestige2403
    @leonprestige2403 4 месяца назад +4

    I just randomly found this Video and started watching it at 3 am in my dorm, i laughed so fcking hard i woke up Both of my neighbors. This is a gem on the Internet thank you.

  • @ciledog
    @ciledog 3 года назад +92

    Bryan just tryin' to not get cancelled out in these parts.

  • @zoxics7383
    @zoxics7383 3 года назад +19

    Loved Bryan's input on this one

  • @bwehhueh5135
    @bwehhueh5135 3 года назад +23

    when the guest actually talks and contributing to the laughs then it's finally a decent episode

  • @davidb321
    @davidb321 3 года назад +25

    Steve almost made it out unscathed! Got his ass!

  • @ysirtk6949
    @ysirtk6949 3 года назад +15

    Schlatt one of the greatest on youtube imo. Perfect Sam and crew had him on the podcast. Jsclatt just belongs with the wolves. This was so fitting lol

  • @DavZeugme
    @DavZeugme 3 года назад +22

    "I'd like to call in 2 million witnesses" was even funnier than it had the right to be.

  • @Jason-ib1yx
    @Jason-ib1yx 3 года назад +87

    try to say that they aren’t relatable but they have brian the social outcast who observes conversations like the average forehead fables podcast viewer

  • @adronius147
    @adronius147 3 года назад +29

    I clicked on this thinking it was a highlight cause I didn't see the episode number due to the long title, but realizing this was actually a full episode was like waking up on a Friday thinking you got work/school and realizing it's actually Saturday.

  • @Meatguy101
    @Meatguy101 3 года назад +354

    Bryan is pretty good when hes talking with people hes comfortable with, but seems to struggle to make conversation with strangers.

    • @SlavicGold
      @SlavicGold 3 года назад +34

      someones gotta take the back seat

    • @cinnamontoast9999
      @cinnamontoast9999 3 года назад +64

      Wow another psychology major I see!

    • @Meatguy101
      @Meatguy101 3 года назад +99

      Basic observation more like

    • @KorysYoutube
      @KorysYoutube 3 года назад

      I cant relate to that at all haha ha ha 😅😅🙁

    • @BurdArtist
      @BurdArtist 3 года назад +2

      Yeah it probably has to do with him showing his face now

  • @AceLegend1337
    @AceLegend1337 3 года назад +3

    All of their jokes compliment each other. I fucking love Schlatt's compatibility with the guys!

  • @Dredan143
    @Dredan143 3 года назад +5

    I don't think I've ever seen Schlatt laugh so much at other people's jokes

  • @jakubcoufal6401
    @jakubcoufal6401 3 года назад +11

    We had huge monkey statue with huge balls here in Prague and I didn't knew about it?!

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 3 года назад +33

    I'm almost positive Bryan forgets he has his cam on half the time.

    • @guy2006
      @guy2006 3 года назад +13

      No way, when he didn't have a cam he was EXTREMELY dark humor. Now with his face out there he is very tame.

    • @dolphin8815
      @dolphin8815 3 года назад +1

      Just watch this man with the sound down.
      It's an entirely new experience.

    • @blandmitten5055
      @blandmitten5055 3 года назад +6

      @@guy2006 I havent heard him say the n word since :(

  • @TheBestElectricToaster
    @TheBestElectricToaster 3 года назад +19

    Bryan shines best when it's just the three of them.

  • @scoopsthesecond656
    @scoopsthesecond656 3 года назад +170

    Poob looks like the most stereotypical shady business man. He looks like he's going to try to sell me a fake credit card.
    Or a bootleg johnny Depp.

    • @slipipipi7971
      @slipipipi7971 3 года назад

      Ayyyyy i see by ur thumbnail your a fecal funny consoomer ayyy gamer

    • @MegaChickenonastick
      @MegaChickenonastick 3 года назад

      Is he the Johnny depp or is he trafficking people who look like Johnny depp

  • @fisheggs6755
    @fisheggs6755 3 года назад +60

    Poob's back gotta hurt from how much he carries this shitshow.

    • @marcustierney4625
      @marcustierney4625 3 года назад +1

      Normally I can’t stand him but holy shit he hard carried this

    • @t0ri178
      @t0ri178 3 года назад +10

      @@marcustierney4625 as he always has

    • @goldguy4185
      @goldguy4185 3 года назад +10

      @@marcustierney4625 i hated him at first but I've mended my shitty opinion since

    • @arizonaranger2333
      @arizonaranger2333 3 года назад +1

      A lot of the time he just sits there staring while Schlatt and Sam talk

  • @mrgoosefraba349
    @mrgoosefraba349 3 года назад +10

    I would definitely want to watch them all play dnd just imagine all the situations they would create

  • @jmgallo7434
    @jmgallo7434 3 года назад +33

    Jschlatt was a good choice. Its easy to see some guests get uncomfortable on this podcast, but schlatt fits

    • @firstcurse5891
      @firstcurse5891 3 года назад +8

      Absolutely agree, I think Schlatt and Sam have that same style of comedy where it's just an exaggerated character so Sam and Schlatt kinda mesh well together and unlike Swagger who seemed like he was just absolutely uncomfortable the whole podcast, Schlatt understands Sam's and the crew are just joking

  • @dreadfullyd1701
    @dreadfullyd1701 3 года назад +6

    It has come to the point where Bryan is like “I helped this fool grow so I’m just here to harvest my rewards”

  • @ripley_live
    @ripley_live 3 года назад +16

    schlatt is the perfect guest for this podcast

  • @Its_LumberJack
    @Its_LumberJack 3 года назад +14

    This could've just been Sam and Schlatt because Poob and Brian really took a back seat on this one. Still a good podcast though. Sam and Schlatt seem to have a certain mutual scumbaggery that goes well together lol

  • @iamconnie8698
    @iamconnie8698 3 года назад +3

    The two worlds colliding. Sam and jschlatt have been my favorite youtubers for so long. It’s surreal to see them meet

  • @Nicktreee
    @Nicktreee 3 года назад +15

    Two good guests in a row, keep it up boys.

  • @DukePigron
    @DukePigron 3 года назад +40

    Next they should get the streamer Papa Poob on the podcast, he’s pretty funny.

    • @distantlol
      @distantlol 3 года назад +6

      i dont think they would have chemistry

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 3 года назад +5

    It’s awesome you got Jschlatt on. That’s a dream level podcast for me.

  • @silphibuka225
    @silphibuka225 3 года назад +8

    imagine if schlatt did hold his cat to the fridge, and it stuck. no one on earth would think your cat ate magnets and that picture would become the stuff of legend

  • @zallisgreat4196
    @zallisgreat4196 3 года назад +11

    Man really sad that Jschlatt did not come to Prague. Especially considering that the statue is not there at the moment.

  • @g7eorgie7
    @g7eorgie7 3 года назад +7

    Poob is hilarious. Funniest man on the pod.

  • @nofrosamurai
    @nofrosamurai 3 года назад +17

    i love how stalltt's editor notes are exactly what the viewers are thinking

  • @cmndoggo
    @cmndoggo 3 года назад +9

    how'd you manage to pull this guy stalltt

  • @Puca_Patchworks
    @Puca_Patchworks 3 года назад +17

    schlatt has the perfect humor for this podcast. PLEASE have him back on

  • @chadwell69
    @chadwell69 3 года назад +11

    I can't say how much I wanted this episode. Was hoping for this when Wilbur brought him up in episode 3. To see big guy and big forehead come together really brings a tear to the eye.

  • @Niko-rh7ht
    @Niko-rh7ht 3 года назад +6

    Poob looks like a John Wick stunt double

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 3 года назад

      More like someone who auditioned to be John Wick's stunt double lol

  • @WhyGodby
    @WhyGodby 3 года назад +4

    3:45 "big guy"
    Ptsd flashbacks in his eyes

  • @ryanhall5553
    @ryanhall5553 3 года назад +4

    when you adding brass knuckle grips to da auto blow

  • @NIGBEATS
    @NIGBEATS 3 года назад +17

    I foresee a Sam and Poob fight that derails their closeted homosexual relationship.
    Once the podcast crumbles from the inside, the door will be open for the rise of Staltt.

  • @devilmercy3927
    @devilmercy3927 3 года назад +6

    Id love to see schlatt on again, they have great energy together, bryan needs to hop in more tho

  • @Direphalanx
    @Direphalanx 3 года назад +18

    Great edits stallt. Thank you for pointing out Bryan was on the podcast after awhile I thought he left

  • @Trigger0x10c
    @Trigger0x10c 3 года назад +3

    This episode is fucking great. Schlatt is a great guest, probably one of the best episodes.

  • @IvyClips2
    @IvyClips2 3 года назад +156

    who else thinks sam should have sam hyde on the podcast

    • @scz320
      @scz320 3 года назад +6

      never gonna happen

    • @cullenkerr6556
      @cullenkerr6556 3 года назад +8

      He can’t keep getting away with it

    • @johnson9705
      @johnson9705 3 года назад +13

      @@scz320 not with that attitude

    • @hope27272
      @hope27272 3 года назад +9

      I think Sam would be too much for Sam

    • @chump6220
      @chump6220 3 года назад +13

      They cant have 3 sams

  • @nickpreciso
    @nickpreciso 3 года назад +5

    I thought that was gonna be a lot more awkward, then it totally started to mesh thank god 😂

  • @vivechjorviani5440
    @vivechjorviani5440 3 года назад +3

    The podcast gets better and better

  • @poe8839
    @poe8839 3 года назад +16

    This was a quality podcast…good job stalltt

    • @poe8839
      @poe8839 3 года назад +1

      @Mario Portillo he added something though idk what it is but his presence fills a void

  • @worldeater2414
    @worldeater2414 3 года назад +13

    Me: hears Wilburg
    *Thinks they're talking about my boy Wilburgur who makes Oblivion vids*

  • @Anyoalen
    @Anyoalen 3 года назад +2

    Stalltt's commentary is always gold

  • @dodgeglowsticks
    @dodgeglowsticks 3 года назад +1

    Schlatt was a perfect guest for this, 10/10 would watch again

  • @SuperBlahMonster
    @SuperBlahMonster 3 года назад

    20:55 Poob saying that funky monkey after brass monkey made my day lmao

  • @ziggygunz2447
    @ziggygunz2447 3 года назад +2

    Damn poor Schlatt it looked like he felt that "we cut them short if the guest sucks" lmao

  • @daltoncrow6486
    @daltoncrow6486 3 года назад +1

    Big guy and the general in the same place brings me a lot of serotonin

  • @jello4479
    @jello4479 3 года назад +10

    Need another one with Schlatt. The dynamic is too good.

  • @sirjoey3137
    @sirjoey3137 3 года назад +2

    Holy shit Schlatt fit in perfectly.

  • @shekelsean
    @shekelsean 3 года назад +1

    you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this

  • @Buddhakaii
    @Buddhakaii 3 года назад +1

    sam and Schlatt just hitting it off while poob and bryan just being ignored

  • @Rob-sf4xy
    @Rob-sf4xy 3 года назад +5

    Bryan driving up interaction since everyone is talking about him

  • @zambonibob2026
    @zambonibob2026 3 года назад +1

    Honestly, I do love that banjo playing monkey.

  • @jtkodack03
    @jtkodack03 2 года назад +1

    Poob really had some bangers in this one that everyone ignored.

  • @ugthakthedestroyer4566
    @ugthakthedestroyer4566 Год назад

    I've always loved bryans appearances. through and through he stays strong.

  • @Charlie-nc3cp
    @Charlie-nc3cp 3 года назад +7

    What happened to trailer park serial killer Poob?
    I miss him

  • @samtimo3002
    @samtimo3002 3 года назад +5

    I think bryans joke this whole podcast is its one where he actually doesnt say anything till they say "ok bye"

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 3 года назад +7

    Good podcast stalltt

  • @whenyouwalking
    @whenyouwalking 3 года назад +12

    God damn it's about time Bryan talked for once

  • @CoachCarter102
    @CoachCarter102 3 года назад +2

    I gotta say through the first 10 minutes this is probably Sam’s most podcasty podcast

  • @Kadett-rr7ry
    @Kadett-rr7ry 3 года назад +2

    Poob looks like that one guy in Yakuza Kiwami that you have to find so he can become the successor to the Pocket Circuit Fighter role

  • @JayTraversJT
    @JayTraversJT 3 года назад +1

    I *NEED* to see that clip with sam and minx!

  • @yonahga5731
    @yonahga5731 3 года назад +10

    This entire episode is just jschlatt talking about how he is the American equivalent of a New Russian.

  • @Ian-xr9ff
    @Ian-xr9ff 3 года назад +35

    Can we get a word count for Bryan on this one? I think Sam should dock his pay

  • @plumber1192
    @plumber1192 3 года назад +2

    My friends kept stealing my Loot in Diablo 2 so I had to take a break. this is just what I needed

    • @goldguy4185
      @goldguy4185 3 года назад

      how is it? thinking about nabbing it on Friday lol

    • @plumber1192
      @plumber1192 3 года назад

      @@goldguy4185 amazing, get it!

  • @benumbrardor8708
    @benumbrardor8708 3 года назад +2

    Bryan with the A+ reaction game

  • @radicalmonarchist8354
    @radicalmonarchist8354 5 месяцев назад

    I like this crossover, there should be more

  • @tompujol307
    @tompujol307 3 года назад +1

    What a crossover, this is amazing

  • @TheTeevee360
    @TheTeevee360 3 года назад +1

    the crossover I needed

  • @yom35
    @yom35 3 года назад +6

    i like bryan he my fav

  • @seancostello4158
    @seancostello4158 2 года назад

    brian picks his moments, but when he talks it's gold

  • @ooo662
    @ooo662 Год назад +4

    It's crazy to think that Sam could have been infinitely bigger if he just toned down our favorite part about him, never change sam