Crashing the Freak Orgy - Ep. 61

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon 2 года назад +1227

    That was very kind but Bryan is already too handsome

    • @heretxc
      @heretxc 2 года назад +116

      Get on this podcast rn you mf

    • @tristansummerall2346
      @tristansummerall2346 2 года назад +200

      its brave of you to show you watch this podcast as a big youtuber.

    • @rowanconstable7824
      @rowanconstable7824 2 года назад +72

      I’m surprised that such a seemingly clean minded guy is watching this cesspit of a podcast

    • @noahcrutchfield2086
      @noahcrutchfield2086 2 года назад +6

      Hi 👋

    • @ProongPerfected
      @ProongPerfected 2 года назад +30

      you look more like a young Brandon Herrera

  • @gentlechimera
    @gentlechimera 2 года назад +1127

    Thanks Stalltt, double rations tonight.

    • @zachadam92
      @zachadam92 2 года назад +25

      Whoa buddy! Relax! .... He might get complacent and this two week thing will be forever :(

    • @sirwafflewarior
      @sirwafflewarior 2 года назад +25

      @@zachadam92 it's not stalltt it's them. They take forever to record he doesn't take long to edit

    • @insgrosky9861
      @insgrosky9861 2 года назад +5

      1:25:51

    • @kaak888
      @kaak888 2 года назад

      I think Stalltt's been having triple rations for a few years now

  • @tylerc2857
    @tylerc2857 2 года назад +162

    The "Handsome Bryan" bit with Wendigoon was the last thing I expected to hear

  • @devildognick321
    @devildognick321 2 года назад +372

    Holy shit 2 hours stalt must have been able to use atleast 70 percent of this one

    • @Kalron9
      @Kalron9 2 года назад +7

      Or he didn't have the energy to chop it up

  • @andreadams6115
    @andreadams6115 2 года назад +857

    I've become so dulled to this podcast that poob could kidnapp a random woman and force her to be the guest for the episode and I would think nothing of it

    • @lieutenanttom9733
      @lieutenanttom9733 2 года назад +45

      Don't give him any ideas

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 года назад +60

      poob always came off less as a kidnapper and more of a kidnappee

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 года назад +40

      I dont think any of them could kidnap anyone, not even a small woman.

    • @kaztheunbreakable
      @kaztheunbreakable 2 года назад +12

      @@selectionn excellent take

    • @The_Corn_God
      @The_Corn_God 2 года назад +13

      Honestly he could be wearing the skin of one of victims and id probably forget about it 5 minutes after

  • @OakNuggins
    @OakNuggins 2 года назад +119

    I genuinely think poob could write a funny ass show. The bit about a homeless twitch streamer sustaining himself on left over sponsor beer and cardboard "crackers" had me rolling.

    • @andrewkvk1707
      @andrewkvk1707 2 года назад +17

      That'd just be an autobiography.

    • @biguglyboy
      @biguglyboy 2 года назад +7

      @@andrewkvk1707 shoutout to voodoo beer for keeping poobs psychosis in check

  • @shitpost4204
    @shitpost4204 2 года назад +342

    "in less than 24 hours russia will invade ukraine"
    that ended well.

    • @arthurgoonie4596
      @arthurgoonie4596 2 года назад +5

      Was this before or after the invasion?

    • @danielhaase6738
      @danielhaase6738 2 года назад +23

      @@arthurgoonie4596 it was before

    • @Kdoghalo
      @Kdoghalo 2 года назад +14

      He said that it would happen and had reasoning

    • @Hoplasa
      @Hoplasa Год назад +6

      42 days he said, because that how long blood reserve last....

    • @grimsleeper653
      @grimsleeper653 3 месяца назад

      ​@@HoplasaWow someone who can retain information. What are you doin in here? Lol

  • @Schaggar
    @Schaggar 2 года назад +264

    Now Poob has a backbone, get Steve on and humilate him till he cries.
    Specifically bring up the black puma fungus hat that whispers to him.
    As always gentlemen looking good.
    Big fan.

    • @TM-ss7hn
      @TM-ss7hn 2 года назад +2

      steve humiliating someone? how is that possible

    • @R33fth3b33f
      @R33fth3b33f 2 года назад +18

      The real steve died 2 years ago and the mold took over.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 года назад +122

    Poob trying to now rationalize his rampant death threats as just "hopes" someone dies is truly a progressive step forward, everyone please clap.

  • @wrecker132
    @wrecker132 2 года назад +64

    It’s hilarious to me to see Sam talk about his daughters fear of gorillas and of the Spongebob episode. When I was a kid, my childhood friend’s dad had a gorilla suit that he would wear and chase the neighborhood kids around and tickle us aggressively. Always on summer nights too. But I always thought of that fucker when I watched that episode.

    • @almahiad4530
      @almahiad4530 2 года назад +17

      *agressively*

    • @Sevren_
      @Sevren_ 2 года назад +7

      @@almahiad4530 he does that Kali Ma shit from Indiana Jones

  • @alcemmy
    @alcemmy 2 года назад +71

    1:25:52 damn stallt, wasn't prepared for the podcast to turn into horror

    • @DerptekofGoochland
      @DerptekofGoochland 2 года назад +3

      sometimes I look at the comments section for these podcasts on YT to see if I missed any good visual gags while listening to these at work and this made me bust my shit laughing; thank you for timestamping this

  • @aaron4820
    @aaron4820 2 года назад +41

    42:02 Sam is gonna regret it so hard when one day someone moves in and the guy is one of his audience

  • @anthon0360
    @anthon0360 2 года назад +112

    If I ever succumbed to buying an NFT, I would pay top dollar for one of Poobs creatures.
    EDIT: Can I buy Poob instead???

  • @yourbuddyalex835
    @yourbuddyalex835 2 года назад +159

    Holy shit, how did everyone in a few weeks go from looking fresh with haircuts and trimmed facial hair to three bums with barebones podcasting equipment?

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 года назад +33

      Sam has been forced by his wife to live in the proverbial basement, Bryan is on the run from the law, and Poob is basically homeless.

    • @warholhille1518
      @warholhille1518 2 года назад +3

      I know Bryan is the worst of them all

  • @Robot-Overlord
    @Robot-Overlord 2 года назад +94

    I feel like they should just have a random podcast viewer on the podcast and just bully them aggressively and act like theyre a very niche famous person.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 года назад +26

    That 2 week break did a lot for the podcast quality, Bryan is actually taking part in the convo without needing a girl around LOL

  • @TheEFCBake
    @TheEFCBake 2 года назад +30

    i love how Stalltt is the silent fourth host but often offers more than bryan

  • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
    @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 2 года назад +34

    56:08 I love how Stalltt says absolutely nothing; just a slow zoom in. Shit got me dying 🤣

    • @BLOODNIGHTMARE
      @BLOODNIGHTMARE 2 года назад +4

      also happens at 1:25:52
      truly, stalltt is the best member of the podcast

  • @kevynwolf
    @kevynwolf 2 года назад +14

    See, I knew poobs visuals would end up looking like a page of where's waldo 💀
    I am not disappointed

  • @kaztheunbreakable
    @kaztheunbreakable 2 года назад +3

    “Stalltt edit more Stalltt edit more” The compilation intros are the best part of the podcast. Could be their own videos like the clips honestly

  • @ethanerzinger9854
    @ethanerzinger9854 2 года назад +2

    I was watching for about 45 seconds total, and it just so happened to be during that incredible focus edit. Well done, Stalt

  • @ech0oo197
    @ech0oo197 9 месяцев назад +4

    How tf did General Sam predict the invasion of Ukraine before everyone else 🤣

  • @TigerLaRoar
    @TigerLaRoar 2 года назад +10

    61? Been here since the beginning and it is crazy to see how much my life has changed since then... Looking forward to the 10 or 15 episodes left before this falls apart!

  • @SB-dw6hz
    @SB-dw6hz 2 года назад +40

    Great episode! Although it was kinda weird how poob kept going off about "the war of northern agression" and it was a little offputting when he said "400 more years will teach them some manners" but other than that great episode!

  • @einar_476
    @einar_476 Год назад +1

    I think this is Poob's best background so far, the freak last supper was an instant classic.

  • @rickwad842
    @rickwad842 2 года назад +20

    Damn homeless dude following you with a blunt weapon. This is exactly why you need to buy that gun Poob

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 года назад +8

    1:03:59 bryan speaks his true native tongue of Goblin speak for 1 second.

  • @jellyfishwithagun8198
    @jellyfishwithagun8198 2 года назад +5

    Pretty cool to see Wendigoon get some recognition after all his hard work

  • @zed-x7599
    @zed-x7599 2 года назад +1

    28:25 I need to know what was cut out.....

  • @jayperez7988
    @jayperez7988 2 года назад +3

    That "Fresh caught fish" joke by Bryan was slept on. 🤣

  • @k1ll_cam626
    @k1ll_cam626 Месяц назад

    1:25:52 I don’t know why but the little bit where it zooms in on the baby’s face just cracks me up so much

  • @gromit7073
    @gromit7073 2 года назад +5

    Candiru is a tiny Amazonian parasitic catfish reported to swim into urethral and other body openings of unprotected bathers. It is also known as canero, camero, and urethra fish, and is a member of the genus Vandellia.

  • @Lyon1992
    @Lyon1992 2 года назад +26

    I like the part where they talked. Good episode.

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 2 года назад +6

    Thank you stalltt for the zoom in on Sam’s baby portrait.

  • @TheOverlordkill
    @TheOverlordkill 2 года назад +6

    Great episode guys, I didn't know Poob felt so strongly about the "White Man's Burden"

  • @paulbeck2186
    @paulbeck2186 2 года назад +8

    Today I learned Sam and I had the exact same childhood. Can crushing so our elders could drink away the pain

  • @howard6451
    @howard6451 2 года назад +3

    ''look under the can''
    Poob is such a treasure

  • @SquadGoals22
    @SquadGoals22 2 года назад +10

    Some time stamps (Spoilers)
    0:00 Intro is fire, production quality skyrocketed. And Bryan has earned respect.
    6:26 Rogan sucks, I digress.
    11:13 Stallt simps for Rogan??
    19:19 Twitch for the kids.
    24:00 Stallt is twice the man you are.
    28:26 Big cut.
    33:20 Extra snackies.
    36:00 Poob drunk story
    44:06 Sam's sex tape
    48:50 Art IS magnificent
    53:53 Drinking pays off.
    56:03 Hungover Poob.
    1:00:40 Crackheads and Homeless
    1:09:32 Mannequin
    1:13:23 Hogarth the Fem-cel
    Alright that's way more than you pay pigs deserve.

  • @sam_v_murray6037
    @sam_v_murray6037 2 года назад

    the beginning of this video is proof that all you need in life to sound right is confidence, even if you’re completely dead wrong

  • @Greyrayin
    @Greyrayin 2 года назад +10

    Can't believe Poob killed that woman in 2017 and hasn't been caught yet

    • @connorpatrick13
      @connorpatrick13 2 года назад

      What

    • @Greyrayin
      @Greyrayin 2 года назад +6

      @@connorpatrick13 He killed a woman in the year of 2017

    • @blisterwort
      @blisterwort 2 года назад +1

      I can't believe they havent found the others yet

  • @SonofSpewy
    @SonofSpewy 2 года назад +3

    Venture brothers is one of my favorite shows of all time

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut 2 года назад +8

    Dude, when Bryan asked Poob to name off some good Baby Pornstar names, i actually almost died from laughter.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 года назад +28

    Please do an episode where you're all in full BDSM gimp equipment and never mention it so the Audio listeners get FUCKED lmfao

  • @logan8822
    @logan8822 2 года назад +8

    Sam turned into that rabbit guy he didn’t want to be around

  • @Idothinkysaurus
    @Idothinkysaurus 2 года назад +17

    I must be a homeless man with how much I watch this dumpster fire.

    • @brandonmeens
      @brandonmeens 2 года назад +2

      I’m like a moth drawn to fire. It’ll kill my eventually but man I need that light

    • @evolutionarydeadend6812
      @evolutionarydeadend6812 Год назад

      You must be an arsonist

  • @ArcaneCraft
    @ArcaneCraft 2 года назад +3

    13:30 Nice call Sam

  • @marcus5202
    @marcus5202 2 года назад +3

    Dude wendigoon is amazing, easily my favourite RUclipsr for longform content. Super chill and interesting. Kinda charming tbh. His video on the mystery flesh pit was cool
    Edit: I just saw wendigoon commented on this. You should invite that man

  • @swyft1872
    @swyft1872 2 года назад +1

    Bryan's Talking up a storm, Poob's not low T, and Staltt's little edits are popping off on this podcast 1:26:00 gold.
    Maybe they have a group coke fund

  • @Dr.BDover
    @Dr.BDover 2 года назад +4

    cool that sam was right about the invasion thing

  • @bleh8789
    @bleh8789 2 года назад +1

    I was totally expecting you guys to release all 3 on the last day of February just to spite us

  • @Caphalem
    @Caphalem 2 года назад

    That baby face close up as Sam's camera focuses on it for a second was perfect

  • @wazzupsters
    @wazzupsters 2 года назад +5

    God the part about Ukraine aged so well

  • @epeeypen
    @epeeypen 2 года назад

    its comforting to know im not the only one who got this sense of humor from growing up in florida poor.

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 2 года назад +1

    I've had the same weird thought as Poob a few times tbh when I spot a sheltered area at night and think "I'd probably chill there if I was homeless" 😂It's not even on the cards but it's just something that pops into my head sometimes

  • @ogoh8208
    @ogoh8208 2 года назад +3

    1:26:00 spit out my drink, thanks Stalltt

  • @Edward1727
    @Edward1727 2 года назад +1

    part three of this aged like fine wine

  • @drewbrew444
    @drewbrew444 2 года назад +2

    @13:15 I like how sam predicted the invasion of Ukraine

  • @g0dzilla_au
    @g0dzilla_au Год назад

    45:00 thanks for the recommendation, found it very quickly.

  • @jasonweitzel4393
    @jasonweitzel4393 2 года назад +5

    Sam predicted the war

  • @Thatswildchief
    @Thatswildchief Год назад +7

    The Russians indeed invaded

  • @amanaujla3
    @amanaujla3 2 года назад +13

    Stallt should become a co-host , he's already on pay-role

    • @god47398
      @god47398 2 года назад +1

      i think he would go insane

  • @Penguin-1966
    @Penguin-1966 2 года назад

    Hahahaa
    that zoom in on the baby photo killed me
    i love the podcast and all the little edits and comments, thanks stalltt

  • @GobblinDeez
    @GobblinDeez 2 года назад +3

    Poob doesn’t realize you can just stomp the top of the can to flatten it instead of buying a device

  • @piotr1015
    @piotr1015 Год назад +8

    Damn 4 days after this podcast Russia invaded Ukraine

  • @JTrainRoepke
    @JTrainRoepke 2 года назад +7

    I was here when Sam called out the Russian attack hes a spy

  • @tun-vx8lb
    @tun-vx8lb 2 года назад +1

    Poobs shading is improving. Nice job on those creatures.

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 2 года назад

    I need an "entire historical timeline explained" by these three

  • @evanator3521
    @evanator3521 2 года назад +3

    Sam was spot on with the war prediction, but then again it was pretty obvious

  • @knopslop3635
    @knopslop3635 2 года назад +1

    While poob was killing that spider with thors hammer my fire alarm was going off and I thought it was part of the video, it added a lot to the situation.

  • @yourfriendbell3291
    @yourfriendbell3291 2 года назад +1

    13:40 boy did something wacky just happen

  • @matt.dufault9966
    @matt.dufault9966 2 года назад +1

    13:30-14:00 damn Sam predicted the invasion 😭🤣

  • @Joederk
    @Joederk Год назад +1

    39:26 sam neighbor story

  • @itskolo1
    @itskolo1 2 года назад +2

    I aspire to be the same level of dad as Sam when my child gets here

  • @chingezkhagan4400
    @chingezkhagan4400 2 года назад +1

    13:42 correct prediction

  • @TheDeadlyRune
    @TheDeadlyRune 2 года назад +1

    Amazing podcast Stalltt! Another banger. As an audio listener I appreciate all the work you do to make these podcasts!

    • @sticky7211
      @sticky7211 2 года назад

      God I don't think I've seen such an original and funny comment

  • @r4incomplex329
    @r4incomplex329 2 года назад

    Bro thanks for these. These give me clarity

  • @smotherytable39
    @smotherytable39 2 года назад +11

    Stalltt Idc what they say, you do a great job, even if you have to do it like once every three weeks

    • @OakNuggins
      @OakNuggins 2 года назад +1

      what do you want from him?

  • @DirtyMacflurry
    @DirtyMacflurry 2 года назад +1

    i swear everytime Sam brings up time he does the wristwatch gag lmao

  • @xboxbond1258
    @xboxbond1258 2 года назад

    Poob's Guardians of Gahool reference was crazy. I didn't think anybody had watched that movie.

  • @null_wizard
    @null_wizard 2 года назад +2

    15:52 I haven't laugh so hard in so long, thanks poob

  • @mindofpaul9543
    @mindofpaul9543 2 года назад +1

    Whos got a link to the blackout drunk poob stream?

  • @Victor-tf8md
    @Victor-tf8md 2 года назад +1

    Dat baby face painting caught me so off guard, thanks Stalltt

  • @ethand698
    @ethand698 2 года назад

    Wow great episode guys!!! Love the whole bit where Sam say that funny thing about poob.

  • @madmannn9576
    @madmannn9576 2 года назад

    57:55 Sam forgot about taxes for a second there

  • @PraisedLink
    @PraisedLink 2 года назад

    MAH BOI WENDIGOON GETTING A SHOUTOUT🤘🤘🤘 Underrated as balls my friend🤘

  • @ErectusGallus
    @ErectusGallus 2 года назад +3

    Damn Bryan is starting to look like Martin Brown from Hotline Miami...

  • @Bobbiesgonewild
    @Bobbiesgonewild 2 года назад

    Thank god I needed this for today it’s been a week 😌

  • @basednoodle1783
    @basednoodle1783 2 года назад +5

    I would continuously overpay to the Patreon just to see a collab with Sam and the gang with Wendigoon. Wholesome horror youtuber dad with three degenerates talking over the guest and each other.

  • @TheJoshman01
    @TheJoshman01 2 года назад

    Yes, absolutely. Spotify will be removing these episodes in the future.

  • @UAS0
    @UAS0 Год назад

    Dude I wish my neighbors were like Sam, that would make my day

  • @shifty1927
    @shifty1927 2 года назад +1

    Thats cause the tabs on cans are a higher quality stronger aluminum . Way more "pure" of a product than the can itself.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 года назад +1

    Love you Stallt you are very good editor and me me like your humor when you play games w the bois

  • @TheSkelzore
    @TheSkelzore 2 года назад

    1:18:40 The moment Lord Wendigoon was destined to be on the podcast.

  • @ServalKitty
    @ServalKitty 2 года назад

    Anteaters actually have very dangerous claws, but only tend to use them in self defense

  • @caleb5070
    @caleb5070 2 года назад +2

    I think Bryan carried this episode

  • @DJMagikarp
    @DJMagikarp 2 года назад +1

    they're scrambling to get these out at the end of the month lmao

  • @whereisbardo
    @whereisbardo 2 года назад +1

    1:26:00 I knew what was coming and still lost it

  • @Jitsuman
    @Jitsuman 2 года назад +1

    Idk what they put in voodoo ranger. When I black out drinking anything else I get sleepy, but when I black out on voodoo my eyes dilate as I screech war cries erratically streaking around the house till I face plant on the hardwood floor. Never get hungover tho 10/10.

  • @alexfrench9309
    @alexfrench9309 2 года назад

    I liked this podcast alot! Good work yall!

  • @Booski1
    @Booski1 2 года назад +1

    My Boi Wendigoon, Yeah.
    Get'em on the pod.