It kills me knowing poob is such a normal guy IRL when he's such a menace on here. It kills me further how he NEVER carries this energy into his solo streams
For real I’ve tried to watch poobs videos, which are just stream highlights and he’s very boring to watch, jokes are few and far inbetween and he seems so low effort compared to here or die of laughter, which personally I think he shines brightest on DOL
@@theleviathanslounge5136 dude it's the Internet. He's already out there lol. Same sense of humor. Wierd shit. Extremely sarcastic. It's a perfect match. I mean he had on ToldinStone for god sakes and the podcast was great. Like c'mon
Honestly, I think I'm opposite. The ones where it's someone they don't know, especially the more recent ones, tend to include the guest way more. There would be nearly no difference to this episode if Swift wasn't there, vs the ToldInStone episode where the inclusion of the guest made that one of the funniest episodes.
Hey Staltt, this is the second time you intentionally speak in the podcast, the first time was when you accidentally stumble in on Bizzlesnaff and Sam But Sober This Time - PATRON EP. 10
@@Stalltt unrelated, but can you please get sam to stop eating into his mic? Shit is mad annoying and distracting from what is otherwise a good podcast
@@williamjarvis8381 I do agree with you, I don't want to break the illusion of his character but at the same time I do. I want to know more about the legend. No face cam obviously.
53:58 The security has ballistic briefcases, which are essentially inconspicuous bulletproof shields. So he actually was doing his job, and nearly blocked the second shot with the briefcase. Oh and also apparently he was killed because the religion that his grandfather (and him as well) was a part of convinced the killer's mother to donate most of his family's savings to the church, leading to them being broke. Since the grandfather was dead, the killer targeted the grandson, who was Shinzo Abe.
Hey Staltt, you make a comment @ 43:16 about "Telling the same jokes/stories." I actually like that they do 'cuz it shows the group's humor making callbacks to earlier episodes.
I don't know if it was intentional or not but Swift has a slow decline in appearance throughout the podcast and its funny af to watch him change into a disheveled mess
There are people who would call me their friends, but none I actually like, for a variety of reasons. Then there are people I like, who genuinely don't seem to like me. I'd say I have 0 friends, 0 actual friendships. At least my parasocial relationship with this podcast makes me feel less alone.
Near the end I think Poob is talking about equilibrium where the enemy gets cut in half by the main character and half a minute later the bad guys torso slides off
I just wanna tell you that I actively looked for the DnD thing and couldn't find it, you guys have not linked to it anywhere that I can find and the name was never mentioned. I eventually stumbled across it in my RUclips recommendations
My favorite part of the podcast was where stalt defended his own honor (our hero of the podcast) and told these degenerates to keep his name out their mouth! 🤭
I listening to theses cause I love listening to the ramblings but god damn poor swift. ( Watch at 10:00 - 12:00 and look at him try to join in and get COMPLETELY shut out xD )
they mentioned breifly like 2h 20mins in about a prince of america, there was "actually" an emperor of america (emperor norton, it's the fuckest wildest story if you look it up
my schizophrenia started to hit when i was in grade 8, i dropped out (obviously) but i would've graduated like 3-4 years ago, ive only JUST gotten medicated for it, high school was fucking hell as a schizophrenic, i felt like everyone was constantly after me, id just be sitting in class and id see figures staring through the windows and shit, made it really hard too do any work, they thought i was autistic cos i couldn't do my work but i obviously wouldn't tell anyone why so everyone at school just assumed i was retarded and bullied the shit out of me, i also have severe PTSD so that made me prone to major anger outbursts that j couldn't control cos i was just a fuckin kid, so that was fun, theres only one person from school who i actually hope to see again, everyone can just get fucked lmaoo
Wow, I used to play TF2 with this guy like 8 years ago. We were both apart of the SG-Community, and we would sniper duel. He was an insane sniper. He's got a VAC ban now though lol. Small World.
Me when I am editing and take the time to flash text at the beginning instead of just taking the video and cropping it so its a 2x2 of webcams for 3 minutes and then swap back... Come on stalt lol
Right now they're trying to mine an outhouse and bringing in a regular person for their shitshow. They need someone who watches Sam's content. Someone gritty and unworthy of any social interaction. Someone that fits
I can't say I've ever looked at what people generally take for edibles but as someone who spent the better part of my life getting fucked up I took 1000mg last time I ate them, figured 1200 would be a nice spot as I felt it but not too intense. Considering it cost me over a hundred dollars I wrote that shit off. 1 five dollar tab of acid does way more than eating pot ever could.
Staltt do you know if Sam will ever have you on an episode of the podcast? And would you even want to be on an episode? considering you have to listen to those idiots when you edit.
A lot of people have been asking, so here's the link to the new D&D podcast channels. First episode is already out. linktr.ee/dieoflaughter
Allah knows what you did
Allah knows what you did
"A lot of people have been asking" 😂😂😂
Pretty sure only 3 people asked.
Gonna need that second episode champ
36:50 bryan tries to sip his water bottle with the lid still on
Cut him some slack man, he's blind.
He forgot to finger contract the water bottle first.
@@jackmeyers7805 he's not blind he has pin whole vision
@@piratekingreq3661 Sounds like a blind girl trying to be quirky but you right.
@@piratekingreq3661 hole*
interesting choice having a camera for an audience member, he even talks back to the screen from time to time like i do sometimes
Everyone: "We want Stalltt to be a guest on the podcast"
Sam: Invites everyone else’s editor but his own to be the guest
Whenever Swift speaks, I think to myself "Oh that's right, they do have a guest."
It kills me knowing poob is such a normal guy IRL when he's such a menace on here.
It kills me further how he NEVER carries this energy into his solo streams
He has to let his Pob Goblin alter ego out somehow
He has stories where he compulsive lies to massive groups of people and just general weirdness lol idk about being a normal guy irl.
@@kv3590 those stories are top tier honestly
@@kv3590 only reason I watch lmao
For real I’ve tried to watch poobs videos, which are just stream highlights and he’s very boring to watch, jokes are few and far inbetween and he seems so low effort compared to here or die of laughter, which personally I think he shines brightest on DOL
lmao my favorite part of this episode is stallt's open contempt for swift
Honestly if you just put Mr. Bizzle on every podcast i would be happy with it.
bruh bizzle definitely needs to be the fourth host member
@@slothrodriguez9155 at least he gets to be in die of laughter
Swift is right up there with Peanut as one of the worst guests. Keep it up!
believe it or not videos editors are socially awkward and not entertaining
peanut was better than this guy, at least he spoke
Facial hair on point tho
Spoon kid still at the top tho
im only 10 minutes in but damn has bryan been more vocal recently or is that just me? love to see it ofc, hes super funny
He's returning to pre-camera bryan
He seems happier
@@theikon8172 shrooms can have that affect
Mad love for papa poob
Or *mad love for lost papa* Proper translation lmao
@@Guaguadeath shut up
@@Guaguadeath bahaha
Screw Poob
@@EggBlunt I'm trying, but he doesn't respond my DMs
The Dad Joke “YEAAAAAA” from Poob just completely overpowering Swift had me in tears 😂😂😂
Hey Sam congrats on probably the most uninterested guest yet, keep it up! 👍
equal parts uninterested and uninteresting
Joel Haver would be an interesting guest, i think that he would match the humor well
That is a really good idea he would be a fantastic guest
I completely agree
Agreed, but does he want joel to be exposed to THIS audience.
I love the community but it can be a bit intense and has some pretty bad eggs
@@theleviathanslounge5136 dude it's the Internet. He's already out there lol. Same sense of humor. Wierd shit. Extremely sarcastic. It's a perfect match. I mean he had on ToldinStone for god sakes and the podcast was great. Like c'mon
He should get Sam Hyde next or fpskyle
This must be a new record for the fewest words spoken by a guest
Nah dude Spoonkid is unbeatable and that artist dude they had on said like 2 words the whole episode
@@JakobatHeart Senseifruit
@@Crizzly122 poor guy
@@Crizzly122 is this actually CC?? :O
@@muckamucka8294 I have no idea what that means
Nice to see Brian is earning his keep, thanks for keeping them in line Stalt
my favorite new bit is Poob's missing finger
Poobs what?
@@MoonrockLemonadeCowboys fin g
I like it when the guest is someone they kind of already know
Honestly, I think I'm opposite. The ones where it's someone they don't know, especially the more recent ones, tend to include the guest way more. There would be nearly no difference to this episode if Swift wasn't there, vs the ToldInStone episode where the inclusion of the guest made that one of the funniest episodes.
@@seantheplayer101 They're both good in their own way
you dont feel as much sympathy if the person is aware that they are about to be ignored.
My girlfriend asked which one was the guest and I said "The one who doesn't talk"
Hey Staltt, this is the second time you intentionally speak in the podcast, the first time was when you accidentally stumble in on Bizzlesnaff and Sam But Sober This Time - PATRON EP. 10
Good call, forgot about that one. So third time if you count the outro to that other episode.
@@Stalltt unrelated, but can you please get sam to stop eating into his mic? Shit is mad annoying and distracting from what is otherwise a good podcast
@@VapidFart you realize just saying that is gonna make Sam do it more right?
@@A.Mortem I'd hope not. You're probably right but I'd honestly have to unsub, misphonia drives me up the wall
@@VapidFart i have an internet condition that makes me need your comments deleted. U are triggering my textophobia
If you guys could get SsethTzeentach as a guest that would be legendary.
Idk seems like heresy to me
@@williamjarvis8381 I do agree with you, I don't want to break the illusion of his character but at the same time I do. I want to know more about the legend. No face cam obviously.
@@pawnshot yeah they've done no face cam for guests before so it's possible.
that guy is actually pretty odd. he apparently was a doctor before or some shit. he had a lecture up about cancer I think, idk if it still exists.
@@selectionn He doxxed himself in his old vids so i'm not sure privacy is an issue.
53:58 The security has ballistic briefcases, which are essentially inconspicuous bulletproof shields. So he actually was doing his job, and nearly blocked the second shot with the briefcase.
Oh and also apparently he was killed because the religion that his grandfather (and him as well) was a part of convinced the killer's mother to donate most of his family's savings to the church, leading to them being broke. Since the grandfather was dead, the killer targeted the grandson, who was Shinzo Abe.
Wow, this is a really informed comment. Based
@@Lakefruit I could totally be spreading misinformation, but that’s what I read
Theres nothing like the sound of Bryan clocking out.
The best part of this podcast was when swift left for a couple minutes
Bryan was very talkative this episode, very nice.
What trash heap am i paying for today .
Hey Staltt, you make a comment @ 43:16 about "Telling the same jokes/stories." I actually like that they do 'cuz it shows the group's humor making callbacks to earlier episodes.
another shitty day but a new podcast to cheer me up hells yeah
You're laughing, Im suffering from heat exhaustion and you're laughing.
Nerd
Sounds like you need a nice cold refreshing voodoo ranger juice force IPA beer
9:40 Can't believe they really did the Indiana podcast
I don't know if it was intentional or not but Swift has a slow decline in appearance throughout the podcast and its funny af to watch him change into a disheveled mess
I'm stuck in traffic in Mexico rn but if there's a podcast I'm gonna watch it! BONER CITY BOYS FOR LIFE
2:34:00 The fact he grabbed that book in particular in that context has me dying laughing ™
Every time I go to sleep when I wake up your podcast is all ways on
There are people who would call me their friends, but none I actually like, for a variety of reasons. Then there are people I like, who genuinely don't seem to like me. I'd say I have 0 friends, 0 actual friendships. At least my parasocial relationship with this podcast makes me feel less alone.
Need a hug bro?
@@gagekellstrom3978 yeah bro
@Morgan Null please do not ever talk or type like this ever again morgan
love when my favorite podcast is shot in 420p!
You know it's a good episode when you're a half hour into it and you just then find out there's a guest.
Poob was givin some absolute banger jokes this podcast
God I love fingie jokes, they’re the best bit ever! No sarcasm, I hard fuck with them
Near the end I think Poob is talking about equilibrium where the enemy gets cut in half by the main character and half a minute later the bad guys torso slides off
I just wanna tell you that I actively looked for the DnD thing and couldn't find it, you guys have not linked to it anywhere that I can find and the name was never mentioned. I eventually stumbled across it in my RUclips recommendations
Poob mentioning peep show was the most out of nowhere thing I’ve heard in a lifetime
My favorite part of the podcast was where stalt defended his own honor (our hero of the podcast) and told these degenerates to keep his name out their mouth! 🤭
sam experiencing ego death and fighting to stay conscious
The guest wearing supermega merch is amazing
Magpies are the shit I love them they live in Utah they are as big as crows and cool looking
Got em in Montana too
Why does this show have guests, seriously... Is it because it looks better in the voicecall-layout or something?
I live sbout 2 hours from poob and am 23, there are a few girls I grew up with that have 3 plus kids and are single moms.
2:15:00 i enjoyed the short Darth Vader bit by Stallt
I listening to theses cause I love listening to the ramblings but god damn poor swift. ( Watch at 10:00 - 12:00 and look at him try to join in and get COMPLETELY shut out xD )
they mentioned breifly like 2h 20mins in about a prince of america, there was "actually" an emperor of america (emperor norton, it's the fuckest wildest story if you look it up
my schizophrenia started to hit when i was in grade 8, i dropped out (obviously) but i would've graduated like 3-4 years ago, ive only JUST gotten medicated for it, high school was fucking hell as a schizophrenic, i felt like everyone was constantly after me, id just be sitting in class and id see figures staring through the windows and shit, made it really hard too do any work, they thought i was autistic cos i couldn't do my work but i obviously wouldn't tell anyone why so everyone at school just assumed i was retarded and bullied the shit out of me, i also have severe PTSD so that made me prone to major anger outbursts that j couldn't control cos i was just a fuckin kid, so that was fun, theres only one person from school who i actually hope to see again, everyone can just get fucked lmaoo
point is, shits hard when you're an undiagnosed and unmedicated schizo, esp growing up
Wow. Look new episode of Forehead fables posted. :D
@2:37:00 Poob, the movie is one of the jeepers kreepers where they are cut in half by a wire at the end.
Wow, I used to play TF2 with this guy like 8 years ago. We were both apart of the SG-Community, and we would sniper duel. He was an insane sniper. He's got a VAC ban now though lol. Small World.
Someone else said it as well but Joel haver would be a great guest
Stalt, thank you for the voiceover on Poob’s bit. I drive professionally and I can’t watch these but I love the boys.
Keep up the great editing man!’
Me when I am editing and take the time to flash text at the beginning instead of just taking the video and cropping it so its a 2x2 of webcams for 3 minutes and then swap back... Come on stalt lol
Sam embracing his inner Norm Macdonald with these dad jokes
Really knocking it out of the park with this string of unfunny, uninteresting guests from discord.
To be fair to the suburban moms, mad people get robbed from the random clipboard people. It’s happened in my neighborhood a ton.
Have random audience members as guests, you'll eventually strike copper
Right now they're trying to mine an outhouse and bringing in a regular person for their shitshow. They need someone who watches Sam's content. Someone gritty and unworthy of any social interaction. Someone that fits
47:58 his David Mitchell is uncanny lmfao
Poob isn't talking about GhostShip at the end, I'm pretty sure he's talking about a scene from the first resident evil.
Movie. First resident evil movie.
Two Worlds, what a fucking reference. That game is beyond stupid but somehow so much fun.
I'm glad Poob is a man of culture with the stache
sam the production quality is outstanding. 240p podcasts are the future.
I always love it when poob shows his dog
One of the best episodes, keep up the good work Stallt!
Sam gets way too high and learns what an anxiety attack is
You don’t even notice the guest till they mention him, dudes just sitting there like a dude who got ditched on a date, who brought her friends
cowboy pic go hard
You should have one of the PKA guys on. If you can, get Taylor. He’s really funny and can match pace with the guys.
Or just get woody and gaslight him
Sam dominated PKA so much when he was on. I thank PKA for introducing me to Sam, which inevitably has made me drop PKA for Forehead Fables.
Would love to see General Sam and Sam Hyde on the same boxing card both legends.
Tom cruise teeth bit cracked me up
The ghoul-ash bit at 1:51:30 was underrated.
That dog couldn't be more scared of Poob
Stalt manages to be the best part of every episode. Kind of crazy.
@@breeda9196 I actually have a boomer voice outside of my channel too, I don't know how to get rid of it
that tribes ascend refferance hits different Staltt
Say what you want about Swift but his editing on PoobTube is really 👌
Thanks staltt
I remember the cut in half movie poob thing but I’ve never known wat it was from
13:14 very common bird. They're in Europe and Australia
I can't say I've ever looked at what people generally take for edibles but as someone who spent the better part of my life getting fucked up I took 1000mg last time I ate them, figured 1200 would be a nice spot as I felt it but not too intense. Considering it cost me over a hundred dollars I wrote that shit off. 1 five dollar tab of acid does way more than eating pot ever could.
I'm american and I LOVED Wallace and gromit
Pre pot Sam - Chaotic Evil
After pot same - Chaotic neutral
I think POWs talked more than swift did this whole podcast
2:29:08 that happened in my town. The old man that Biden was yelling at lives a block from me 🤣
Get Joel Haver on here
The homer impressions felt straight outta oneyplays lol
2:07:14 I laughed so fucking much I got light headed
Staltt do you know if Sam will ever have you on an episode of the podcast? And would you even want to be on an episode? considering you have to listen to those idiots when you edit.
Those age of empires voice lines brought back some memories
1:37:55 he's self aware
Finally this podcast encourage more audio listener by lower the video quality
There is magpies in the US, they are not crows.
I want these guys to play hunting big foot or something fr that would be funny as hell
we did already and it wasn't
@@Stalltt OMG your real
Bruh I’m in tell city rn n it’s still hilarious u have family here😂
Bryan seems happier good for him. Must be hard having Sam as a friend
When did Taylor Swift get a moustache
I too have no special abilities and nothing but the ability of dedication, stubbornness and no repspboilty