The Finger Contract - Ep. 71

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @ForeheadFablesPodcast
    @ForeheadFablesPodcast  2 года назад +90

    A lot of people have been asking, so here's the link to the new D&D podcast channels. First episode is already out. linktr.ee/dieoflaughter

    • @Muhammad-no4ub
      @Muhammad-no4ub 2 года назад +12

      Allah knows what you did

    • @hazard4606
      @hazard4606 2 года назад +10

      Allah knows what you did

    • @user58645
      @user58645 2 года назад +12

      "A lot of people have been asking" 😂😂😂

    • @K1nan
      @K1nan 2 года назад +2

      Pretty sure only 3 people asked.

    • @kasch3288
      @kasch3288 2 года назад

      Gonna need that second episode champ

  • @rorys433
    @rorys433 2 года назад +422

    36:50 bryan tries to sip his water bottle with the lid still on

    • @jackmeyers7805
      @jackmeyers7805 2 года назад +92

      Cut him some slack man, he's blind.

    • @melmelhodgepodge3800
      @melmelhodgepodge3800 2 года назад +47

      He forgot to finger contract the water bottle first.

    • @piratekingreq3661
      @piratekingreq3661 2 года назад +43

      @@jackmeyers7805 he's not blind he has pin whole vision

    • @jackmeyers7805
      @jackmeyers7805 2 года назад +16

      @@piratekingreq3661 Sounds like a blind girl trying to be quirky but you right.

    • @TOXIC-jq3ry
      @TOXIC-jq3ry Год назад +2

      @@piratekingreq3661 hole*

  • @johnnyx4267
    @johnnyx4267 2 года назад +281

    interesting choice having a camera for an audience member, he even talks back to the screen from time to time like i do sometimes

  • @frxscy
    @frxscy 2 года назад +56

    Everyone: "We want Stalltt to be a guest on the podcast"
    Sam: Invites everyone else’s editor but his own to be the guest

  • @HomersIlliad
    @HomersIlliad 2 года назад +71

    Whenever Swift speaks, I think to myself "Oh that's right, they do have a guest."

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 2 года назад +163

    It kills me knowing poob is such a normal guy IRL when he's such a menace on here.
    It kills me further how he NEVER carries this energy into his solo streams

    • @hardtailfails
      @hardtailfails 2 года назад +21

      He has to let his Pob Goblin alter ego out somehow

    • @kv3590
      @kv3590 2 года назад +16

      He has stories where he compulsive lies to massive groups of people and just general weirdness lol idk about being a normal guy irl.

    • @IrateWizrd
      @IrateWizrd 2 года назад +6

      @@kv3590 those stories are top tier honestly

    • @25skeet50skeet
      @25skeet50skeet Год назад

      @@kv3590 only reason I watch lmao

    • @CharlieWhite101
      @CharlieWhite101 Год назад +2

      For real I’ve tried to watch poobs videos, which are just stream highlights and he’s very boring to watch, jokes are few and far inbetween and he seems so low effort compared to here or die of laughter, which personally I think he shines brightest on DOL

  • @brianwheat3927
    @brianwheat3927 2 года назад +41

    lmao my favorite part of this episode is stallt's open contempt for swift

  • @jaxxtheviking
    @jaxxtheviking 2 года назад +222

    Honestly if you just put Mr. Bizzle on every podcast i would be happy with it.

    • @slothrodriguez9155
      @slothrodriguez9155 2 года назад +9

      bruh bizzle definitely needs to be the fourth host member

    • @Drodz1030
      @Drodz1030 2 года назад +10

      @@slothrodriguez9155 at least he gets to be in die of laughter

  • @rooster5343
    @rooster5343 2 года назад +311

    Swift is right up there with Peanut as one of the worst guests. Keep it up!

    • @FridoBiggins
      @FridoBiggins 2 года назад +106

      believe it or not videos editors are socially awkward and not entertaining

    • @Dekaabilly
      @Dekaabilly 2 года назад +25

      peanut was better than this guy, at least he spoke

    • @hope6840
      @hope6840 2 года назад +8

      Facial hair on point tho

    • @goldenfade6332
      @goldenfade6332 2 года назад +13

      Spoon kid still at the top tho

  • @sc000f
    @sc000f 2 года назад +94

    im only 10 minutes in but damn has bryan been more vocal recently or is that just me? love to see it ofc, hes super funny

  • @jessewall1603
    @jessewall1603 2 года назад +541

    Mad love for papa poob

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 2 года назад +56

      Or *mad love for lost papa* Proper translation lmao

    • @urn1515
      @urn1515 2 года назад

      @@Guaguadeath shut up

    • @Robot-Overlord
      @Robot-Overlord 2 года назад +7

      @@Guaguadeath bahaha

    • @EggBlunt
      @EggBlunt 2 года назад +1

      Screw Poob

    • @redinmolator
      @redinmolator 2 года назад +34

      @@EggBlunt I'm trying, but he doesn't respond my DMs

  • @tuffpuppy2699
    @tuffpuppy2699 2 года назад +30

    The Dad Joke “YEAAAAAA” from Poob just completely overpowering Swift had me in tears 😂😂😂

  • @hazard4606
    @hazard4606 2 года назад +98

    Hey Sam congrats on probably the most uninterested guest yet, keep it up! 👍

    • @jacobedler296
      @jacobedler296 2 года назад +33

      equal parts uninterested and uninteresting

  • @tri_cart
    @tri_cart 2 года назад +130

    Joel Haver would be an interesting guest, i think that he would match the humor well

    • @kravoss1856
      @kravoss1856 2 года назад +20

      That is a really good idea he would be a fantastic guest

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 2 года назад +7

      I completely agree

    • @theleviathanslounge5136
      @theleviathanslounge5136 2 года назад +22

      Agreed, but does he want joel to be exposed to THIS audience.
      I love the community but it can be a bit intense and has some pretty bad eggs

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 2 года назад +11

      @@theleviathanslounge5136 dude it's the Internet. He's already out there lol. Same sense of humor. Wierd shit. Extremely sarcastic. It's a perfect match. I mean he had on ToldinStone for god sakes and the podcast was great. Like c'mon

    • @chocolatemonkeyballs9995
      @chocolatemonkeyballs9995 2 года назад +5

      He should get Sam Hyde next or fpskyle

  • @AcesAllTheWay
    @AcesAllTheWay 2 года назад +129

    This must be a new record for the fewest words spoken by a guest

    • @Crizzly122
      @Crizzly122 2 года назад +46

      Nah dude Spoonkid is unbeatable and that artist dude they had on said like 2 words the whole episode

    • @Crizzly122
      @Crizzly122 2 года назад +6

      @@JakobatHeart Senseifruit

    • @rustedaxe2018
      @rustedaxe2018 2 года назад

      @@Crizzly122 poor guy

    • @muckamucka8294
      @muckamucka8294 2 года назад

      @@Crizzly122 is this actually CC?? :O

    • @Crizzly122
      @Crizzly122 2 года назад

      @@muckamucka8294 I have no idea what that means

  • @Derpanatter
    @Derpanatter 2 года назад +31

    Nice to see Brian is earning his keep, thanks for keeping them in line Stalt

  • @hoitheguy
    @hoitheguy 2 года назад +57

    my favorite new bit is Poob's missing finger

  • @FrickGuyy
    @FrickGuyy 2 года назад +39

    I like it when the guest is someone they kind of already know

    • @seantheplayer101
      @seantheplayer101 2 года назад +24

      Honestly, I think I'm opposite. The ones where it's someone they don't know, especially the more recent ones, tend to include the guest way more. There would be nearly no difference to this episode if Swift wasn't there, vs the ToldInStone episode where the inclusion of the guest made that one of the funniest episodes.

    • @psychopunk8817
      @psychopunk8817 2 года назад +1

      @@seantheplayer101 They're both good in their own way

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 года назад +7

      you dont feel as much sympathy if the person is aware that they are about to be ignored.

  • @Swancorner
    @Swancorner 2 года назад +33

    My girlfriend asked which one was the guest and I said "The one who doesn't talk"

  • @Hybridsystem818
    @Hybridsystem818 2 года назад +88

    Hey Staltt, this is the second time you intentionally speak in the podcast, the first time was when you accidentally stumble in on Bizzlesnaff and Sam But Sober This Time - PATRON EP. 10

    • @Stalltt
      @Stalltt 2 года назад +50

      Good call, forgot about that one. So third time if you count the outro to that other episode.

    • @VapidFart
      @VapidFart 2 года назад +8

      @@Stalltt unrelated, but can you please get sam to stop eating into his mic? Shit is mad annoying and distracting from what is otherwise a good podcast

    • @A.Mortem
      @A.Mortem 2 года назад +19

      @@VapidFart you realize just saying that is gonna make Sam do it more right?

    • @VapidFart
      @VapidFart 2 года назад +4

      @@A.Mortem I'd hope not. You're probably right but I'd honestly have to unsub, misphonia drives me up the wall

    • @opiliones4202
      @opiliones4202 2 года назад +24

      @@VapidFart i have an internet condition that makes me need your comments deleted. U are triggering my textophobia

  • @pawnshot
    @pawnshot 2 года назад +117

    If you guys could get SsethTzeentach as a guest that would be legendary.

    • @williamjarvis8381
      @williamjarvis8381 2 года назад +1

      Idk seems like heresy to me

    • @pawnshot
      @pawnshot 2 года назад +17

      @@williamjarvis8381 I do agree with you, I don't want to break the illusion of his character but at the same time I do. I want to know more about the legend. No face cam obviously.

    • @Dark_kage
      @Dark_kage 2 года назад +4

      @@pawnshot yeah they've done no face cam for guests before so it's possible.

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 года назад +6

      that guy is actually pretty odd. he apparently was a doctor before or some shit. he had a lecture up about cancer I think, idk if it still exists.

    • @OneEyedWilliam
      @OneEyedWilliam 2 года назад +5

      @@selectionn He doxxed himself in his old vids so i'm not sure privacy is an issue.

  • @LeoScott
    @LeoScott 2 года назад +9

    53:58 The security has ballistic briefcases, which are essentially inconspicuous bulletproof shields. So he actually was doing his job, and nearly blocked the second shot with the briefcase.
    Oh and also apparently he was killed because the religion that his grandfather (and him as well) was a part of convinced the killer's mother to donate most of his family's savings to the church, leading to them being broke. Since the grandfather was dead, the killer targeted the grandson, who was Shinzo Abe.

    • @Lakefruit
      @Lakefruit 2 года назад +4

      Wow, this is a really informed comment. Based

    • @LeoScott
      @LeoScott 2 года назад +7

      @@Lakefruit I could totally be spreading misinformation, but that’s what I read

  • @Fruskdatusk
    @Fruskdatusk 2 года назад +15

    Theres nothing like the sound of Bryan clocking out.

  • @privatemorg
    @privatemorg 2 года назад +35

    The best part of this podcast was when swift left for a couple minutes

  • @yerrrrrd
    @yerrrrrd 2 года назад +15

    Bryan was very talkative this episode, very nice.

  • @younghong4305
    @younghong4305 2 года назад +23

    What trash heap am i paying for today .

  • @The_Borisaurus
    @The_Borisaurus 2 года назад +10

    Hey Staltt, you make a comment @ 43:16 about "Telling the same jokes/stories." I actually like that they do 'cuz it shows the group's humor making callbacks to earlier episodes.

  • @moonlightHarpsicord
    @moonlightHarpsicord 2 года назад +8

    another shitty day but a new podcast to cheer me up hells yeah

  • @Swiftuu
    @Swiftuu 2 года назад +12

    You're laughing, Im suffering from heat exhaustion and you're laughing.

  • @callusmalus8268
    @callusmalus8268 3 месяца назад +2

    9:40 Can't believe they really did the Indiana podcast

  • @nathanhanna5374
    @nathanhanna5374 2 года назад +15

    I don't know if it was intentional or not but Swift has a slow decline in appearance throughout the podcast and its funny af to watch him change into a disheveled mess

  • @erikuriarte8021
    @erikuriarte8021 2 года назад +36

    I'm stuck in traffic in Mexico rn but if there's a podcast I'm gonna watch it! BONER CITY BOYS FOR LIFE

  • @nocturnalnoble1454
    @nocturnalnoble1454 2 года назад +2

    2:34:00 The fact he grabbed that book in particular in that context has me dying laughing ™

  • @sirbird6279
    @sirbird6279 2 года назад +1

    Every time I go to sleep when I wake up your podcast is all ways on

  • @gizmodobaggins7040
    @gizmodobaggins7040 2 года назад +18

    There are people who would call me their friends, but none I actually like, for a variety of reasons. Then there are people I like, who genuinely don't seem to like me. I'd say I have 0 friends, 0 actual friendships. At least my parasocial relationship with this podcast makes me feel less alone.

  • @_Brohan
    @_Brohan 2 года назад +4

    love when my favorite podcast is shot in 420p!

  • @fortniteawesomeparodies2706
    @fortniteawesomeparodies2706 Год назад +2

    You know it's a good episode when you're a half hour into it and you just then find out there's a guest.

  • @lightvgen8209
    @lightvgen8209 2 года назад +6

    Poob was givin some absolute banger jokes this podcast

  • @lilsacapuntas4763
    @lilsacapuntas4763 2 года назад +3

    God I love fingie jokes, they’re the best bit ever! No sarcasm, I hard fuck with them

  • @quicksilverwarpthegreat4725
    @quicksilverwarpthegreat4725 2 года назад +1

    Near the end I think Poob is talking about equilibrium where the enemy gets cut in half by the main character and half a minute later the bad guys torso slides off

  • @tubbs2132
    @tubbs2132 2 года назад +4

    I just wanna tell you that I actively looked for the DnD thing and couldn't find it, you guys have not linked to it anywhere that I can find and the name was never mentioned. I eventually stumbled across it in my RUclips recommendations

  • @jilf44
    @jilf44 2 года назад +4

    Poob mentioning peep show was the most out of nowhere thing I’ve heard in a lifetime

  • @kaitlinpond1214
    @kaitlinpond1214 2 года назад +20

    My favorite part of the podcast was where stalt defended his own honor (our hero of the podcast) and told these degenerates to keep his name out their mouth! 🤭

  • @TunaSam2314
    @TunaSam2314 2 года назад +3

    sam experiencing ego death and fighting to stay conscious

  • @mugiwara8166
    @mugiwara8166 2 года назад +3

    The guest wearing supermega merch is amazing

  • @XBravo1CharlieX
    @XBravo1CharlieX 2 года назад +4

    Magpies are the shit I love them they live in Utah they are as big as crows and cool looking

  • @twisted8ight
    @twisted8ight 2 года назад +8

    Why does this show have guests, seriously... Is it because it looks better in the voicecall-layout or something?

  • @Drinkeroflibertea6969
    @Drinkeroflibertea6969 2 года назад +1

    I live sbout 2 hours from poob and am 23, there are a few girls I grew up with that have 3 plus kids and are single moms.

  • @BLVCKBEATZ
    @BLVCKBEATZ 2 года назад +3

    2:15:00 i enjoyed the short Darth Vader bit by Stallt

  • @stonechewer485
    @stonechewer485 2 года назад +1

    I listening to theses cause I love listening to the ramblings but god damn poor swift. ( Watch at 10:00 - 12:00 and look at him try to join in and get COMPLETELY shut out xD )

  • @alchemyace766
    @alchemyace766 2 года назад +1

    they mentioned breifly like 2h 20mins in about a prince of america, there was "actually" an emperor of america (emperor norton, it's the fuckest wildest story if you look it up

  • @theguywhosnothere
    @theguywhosnothere 2 года назад +1

    my schizophrenia started to hit when i was in grade 8, i dropped out (obviously) but i would've graduated like 3-4 years ago, ive only JUST gotten medicated for it, high school was fucking hell as a schizophrenic, i felt like everyone was constantly after me, id just be sitting in class and id see figures staring through the windows and shit, made it really hard too do any work, they thought i was autistic cos i couldn't do my work but i obviously wouldn't tell anyone why so everyone at school just assumed i was retarded and bullied the shit out of me, i also have severe PTSD so that made me prone to major anger outbursts that j couldn't control cos i was just a fuckin kid, so that was fun, theres only one person from school who i actually hope to see again, everyone can just get fucked lmaoo

    • @theguywhosnothere
      @theguywhosnothere 2 года назад

      point is, shits hard when you're an undiagnosed and unmedicated schizo, esp growing up

  • @OhMyTiny1
    @OhMyTiny1 2 года назад +1

    Wow. Look new episode of Forehead fables posted. :D

  • @Econn12
    @Econn12 2 года назад

    @2:37:00 Poob, the movie is one of the jeepers kreepers where they are cut in half by a wire at the end.

  • @thehound6126
    @thehound6126 Год назад

    Wow, I used to play TF2 with this guy like 8 years ago. We were both apart of the SG-Community, and we would sniper duel. He was an insane sniper. He's got a VAC ban now though lol. Small World.

  • @kravoss1856
    @kravoss1856 2 года назад +9

    Someone else said it as well but Joel haver would be a great guest

  • @Lakefruit
    @Lakefruit 2 года назад +5

    Stalt, thank you for the voiceover on Poob’s bit. I drive professionally and I can’t watch these but I love the boys.
    Keep up the great editing man!’

  • @JeronimoStilton14
    @JeronimoStilton14 Год назад

    Me when I am editing and take the time to flash text at the beginning instead of just taking the video and cropping it so its a 2x2 of webcams for 3 minutes and then swap back... Come on stalt lol

  • @Samsungor
    @Samsungor Год назад

    Sam embracing his inner Norm Macdonald with these dad jokes

  • @notalanrogers3173
    @notalanrogers3173 2 года назад +78

    Really knocking it out of the park with this string of unfunny, uninteresting guests from discord.

  • @jamesgatz5301
    @jamesgatz5301 2 года назад +1

    To be fair to the suburban moms, mad people get robbed from the random clipboard people. It’s happened in my neighborhood a ton.

  • @SDLXVI
    @SDLXVI 2 года назад +7

    Have random audience members as guests, you'll eventually strike copper

    • @candiedcrusader7841
      @candiedcrusader7841 2 года назад +3

      Right now they're trying to mine an outhouse and bringing in a regular person for their shitshow. They need someone who watches Sam's content. Someone gritty and unworthy of any social interaction. Someone that fits

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 2 года назад

    47:58 his David Mitchell is uncanny lmfao

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 2 года назад

    Poob isn't talking about GhostShip at the end, I'm pretty sure he's talking about a scene from the first resident evil.

    • @dolphin8815
      @dolphin8815 2 года назад

      Movie. First resident evil movie.

  • @CHmLgN
    @CHmLgN Год назад

    Two Worlds, what a fucking reference. That game is beyond stupid but somehow so much fun.

  • @MoonlitMongrel
    @MoonlitMongrel 2 года назад

    I'm glad Poob is a man of culture with the stache

  • @kross8471
    @kross8471 2 года назад

    sam the production quality is outstanding. 240p podcasts are the future.

  • @countdankula2746
    @countdankula2746 Год назад

    I always love it when poob shows his dog

  • @carpetedshower9016
    @carpetedshower9016 Год назад

    One of the best episodes, keep up the good work Stallt!

  • @adamsierakowski8860
    @adamsierakowski8860 2 года назад +1

    Sam gets way too high and learns what an anxiety attack is

  • @blompf
    @blompf 2 года назад +2

    You don’t even notice the guest till they mention him, dudes just sitting there like a dude who got ditched on a date, who brought her friends

  • @korntop122
    @korntop122 2 года назад +3

    cowboy pic go hard

  • @WHO-xi4zp
    @WHO-xi4zp 2 года назад +2

    You should have one of the PKA guys on. If you can, get Taylor. He’s really funny and can match pace with the guys.

    • @eprimchad2576
      @eprimchad2576 2 года назад +1

      Or just get woody and gaslight him

    • @FLBoyCanScrap
      @FLBoyCanScrap 2 года назад +3

      Sam dominated PKA so much when he was on. I thank PKA for introducing me to Sam, which inevitably has made me drop PKA for Forehead Fables.

  • @jshanegarrett8371
    @jshanegarrett8371 2 года назад +5

    Would love to see General Sam and Sam Hyde on the same boxing card both legends.

  • @My_Man_LC
    @My_Man_LC Год назад

    Tom cruise teeth bit cracked me up

  • @schnakie5662
    @schnakie5662 2 года назад

    The ghoul-ash bit at 1:51:30 was underrated.

  • @Virgo559
    @Virgo559 2 года назад

    That dog couldn't be more scared of Poob

  • @callmethaw7800
    @callmethaw7800 2 года назад +1

    Stalt manages to be the best part of every episode. Kind of crazy.

    • @Stalltt
      @Stalltt 2 года назад +5

      @@breeda9196 I actually have a boomer voice outside of my channel too, I don't know how to get rid of it

  • @vickerssgoony9579
    @vickerssgoony9579 2 года назад

    that tribes ascend refferance hits different Staltt

  • @juice6199
    @juice6199 2 года назад +2

    Say what you want about Swift but his editing on PoobTube is really 👌

  • @ksihawkk2599
    @ksihawkk2599 2 года назад +3

    Thanks staltt

  • @dshleep
    @dshleep 2 года назад

    I remember the cut in half movie poob thing but I’ve never known wat it was from

  • @JayTraversJT
    @JayTraversJT 2 года назад

    13:14 very common bird. They're in Europe and Australia

  • @pickinthatbanjo
    @pickinthatbanjo 2 года назад

    I can't say I've ever looked at what people generally take for edibles but as someone who spent the better part of my life getting fucked up I took 1000mg last time I ate them, figured 1200 would be a nice spot as I felt it but not too intense. Considering it cost me over a hundred dollars I wrote that shit off. 1 five dollar tab of acid does way more than eating pot ever could.

  • @bio-phobia3895
    @bio-phobia3895 2 года назад

    I'm american and I LOVED Wallace and gromit
    Pre pot Sam - Chaotic Evil
    After pot same - Chaotic neutral

  • @nutbuster8946
    @nutbuster8946 2 года назад +2

    I think POWs talked more than swift did this whole podcast

  • @joeymiller5331
    @joeymiller5331 2 года назад

    2:29:08 that happened in my town. The old man that Biden was yelling at lives a block from me 🤣

  • @Sevren_
    @Sevren_ 2 года назад +4

    Get Joel Haver on here

  • @grizzlysteelo
    @grizzlysteelo 2 года назад

    The homer impressions felt straight outta oneyplays lol

  • @dylanmonstrum1538
    @dylanmonstrum1538 2 года назад +1

    2:07:14 I laughed so fucking much I got light headed

  • @Idc.at-all
    @Idc.at-all 2 года назад +3

    Staltt do you know if Sam will ever have you on an episode of the podcast? And would you even want to be on an episode? considering you have to listen to those idiots when you edit.

  • @trolltollz1317
    @trolltollz1317 2 года назад

    Those age of empires voice lines brought back some memories

  • @Crota0100
    @Crota0100 2 года назад +2

    1:37:55 he's self aware

  • @lol22964
    @lol22964 2 года назад

    Finally this podcast encourage more audio listener by lower the video quality

  • @dongfloppy4088
    @dongfloppy4088 2 года назад +1

    There is magpies in the US, they are not crows.

  • @giovanni.q9894
    @giovanni.q9894 2 года назад +1

    I want these guys to play hunting big foot or something fr that would be funny as hell

    • @Stalltt
      @Stalltt 2 года назад +3

      we did already and it wasn't

    • @giovanni.q9894
      @giovanni.q9894 2 года назад

      @@Stalltt OMG your real

  • @cooperramseymarsh9570
    @cooperramseymarsh9570 2 года назад

    Bruh I’m in tell city rn n it’s still hilarious u have family here😂

  • @theikon8172
    @theikon8172 2 года назад +1

    Bryan seems happier good for him. Must be hard having Sam as a friend

  • @George-pl7eu
    @George-pl7eu 2 года назад +2

    When did Taylor Swift get a moustache

  • @bonkstimus
    @bonkstimus 2 года назад

    I too have no special abilities and nothing but the ability of dedication, stubbornness and no repspboilty