He has actually never had sex, it's all a farce, his kids are adopted and his wife is a hired actor, so he is naturally very curious and unknowledgeable about the subject.
I just feel like we need to point out how mel just outed herself as actually being a guy by saying that she watches sam's content. we all know he doesn't have any female viewers
This entire podcast is just Sam asking an interesting question then half way through Bryan changing his camera to something dumb. Then forgetting what Sam was talking about, 15 minute ramble about porn or something poob did, awkward silence…rinse and repeat. I love this podcast
Based off the fact he said more than 30 words in the first 20 minutes of the episode, apparently Melody is Brian's Spoonkid. Also the video of Winnie the Pooh interviewing Clone Wars Anakin Skywalker about the horrors of war was a remarkable experience.
@@midmin375 it’s not even about her being funny or not point is she got invited on and any time she tried to engage they just changed subjects or ignored / talked over her.
@@jororoshi Yeah they've done that with just about every guest they've gotten it's not anything new, I'm just glad they did it with her because whenever she talked I could feel my toes curl in cringe
i remember watching poob’s first episode while i was playing csgo. simpler times. simpler poob. now sam has emotionally, physically, and sexually destroyed him
I listen to these when im on long drives and I gotta say, these visual gags tempt me to look away from the road. If I ever die it will be on your hands
Thought it was odd that after ripping into Steve about vtubers, Bryan goes on to talk about hololive, face-rigging, and this episode revealed he even knew about the different vtuber groups and companies
This podcast is awesome! I love it when the guest tries to say anything funny and the whole gang is just sitting there with a thousand yard stare. This is like sitting at the dinner table chrismas eve talking to your horribly out of touch grandparents! Truly a work of art.
This podcast is a record for the descent of 3 grotesque men. Bryan is going to be the first documented case of de-evolution to a caveman, poob is an example of what throwing away opportunity does, and Sam proves new grounds for even deeper rock bottom
47:07 gotta say Sam actually looks cool as a living comic book character like, damn, he went from school shooter looker to Smooth Operator. like bro you should allways steam like that seriously.
@@ashamedtuber344 Did I strike a nerve, friend? Don't worry ill make it up to you, I have this amazing business opportunity just for you! At a discount price I can sell you some AUTHENTIC, genuine, 24 karat, real gold! You might notice that originally it was copper, in fact it still looks like copper, but I assure you that it is currently genuine gold.
In this episode of four brain cells podcast Sam, Sam, and Bryan amuse themselves with the new toy they found while the guest sits there quietly waiting for a point at which they can interject only for their question to be ignored in place of awkward AI sex questions. I loved this episode keep it up! 😘
This was simultaneously the best and worst podcast they've done. Listening to this at work with all the visual gags and Sam just wheezing in my ear was some shit
I thought melody made for a good dynamic, and was well engaging if they wouldn’t have fucked around with filters for 25 minutes. Still was a banger. I would honestly like her coming back again
Of all People on this podcast I certainly would not have expected Melody to appear, but it was cool to see her, and nice hearing that she is a fan of Sam and Tarkov.
Brings on a good guest, talks over her non stop, insults her lore, and lets Poob tell stories about himself. Lol I’d expect no less from this podcast lol
What? She was the cringiest and most obviously uncomfortable guest by far. The visual bits by Poob and Bryan, however, have made this the best podcast yet imo.
every time Bryan does a bit of his own it's the funniest thing, my favorite jokes have been the hypotheticals and after all this time of him not talking the Rat with the Cheese Butler and the Corona bottle opener with no one noticing really scratched a rash that was really itchin'
These podcasts are ending more & more similarly as time goes on: the guests agreeing that there should be more structure & hesitation in inviting a certain subsection of Sam's audience over to their side.
52:30 you can see bryan dreams getting crushed and also i love poob saying that he doesn't have a drinking problem but then every story it's always "so... you i was trying to get drunk..." then proceeds to make up a excuse and for some reason some of them start out him saying he was blacked out for some part of it. Poob can't even lie
Poob's transition from a stand-up individual to this creature is simply heartbreaking
some men go to war and hate the person they become. others go to war to become who they've always wanted to be.
He has post-weed'o'vision stress disorder.
It's glorious, the man has reached his zenith.
He went from the heights of Dennis the golden god to the depths of charlie work real quick.
I remember seeing Poob's first appearance on the podcast. He actually acted like a human being, those were the days ;-;
The happiest Brian has ever been is when he turned into a corn. I’m happy for him.
as a corona flouting out to sea, he was living his best life
It is the next step in human evolution. It just makes sense you know?
We all aspire to transcend into corn one day.
Little Fella Bryan
Inshallah he turned himself into a corn funniest shit I've ever seen
Im glad his transition and operation were smooth
Bryan only will talk when he’s flaming someone or when a female is on, truly a man.
But he will murder them as soon he realizes they bring nothing to the table
@@noerobles6232 kind of epic
or when the female on truly is a man 0-0
alleged female
@@Cristian-nn5jj alleged female, definitely daddy issues
Brian doing the bottle opener bit and nobody noticing is fucking great.
At least ol’ Staltty noticed.
That was fucking hilarious
Can I get a timestamp for that? I don't mind listening again but I wanna save the time.
@@detectivesphinx4233 52:40ish
@@cmdrkradenguard6808 Preesh brotha
The way Sams voice softens when he is talking about perverted stuff followed by a nervous giggle is so on brand.
That's our boy.
He has actually never had sex, it's all a farce, his kids are adopted and his wife is a hired actor, so he is naturally very curious and unknowledgeable about the subject.
Proud of you boys for getting over your fear of women even though she isn't real but baby steps
If they talk over melody this much, I can’t imagine how bad a timid female therapist would be
They protected us from the cringe
@@thecanadian9105 🤣
@@thecanadian9105 i do this all the time with some of my friends, i knew exactly what was happening
@@squishy550 Yeah, sometimes your friends say dumb ass shit and you need to talk louder, to cover there ass.
@@squishy550 You did god's work. These friends are forever in debt to you.
Sam has Melody on because he is doing research to see if and how he can digitize Abby so he can have digimon adventures with her.
let's be honest he would just do it to get rid of her
@@andreadams6115 he lets her become the poop digimon
Let me guess English isn’t your native tongue?
@@Not_A_Federal_Agent shut up
@@Not_A_Federal_Agent it all made sense wtf are you talking about
I love when Poob is finally getting heartfelt about his stepfather and immediately Bryan interrupts with a new visual bit lmao
I just feel like we need to point out how mel just outed herself as actually being a guy by saying that she watches sam's content. we all know he doesn't have any female viewers
oh god no, what have I done.
I've been thinking it's a dude this whole podcast. The way it talks is giving me feminine dude with slight voice modulation.
@@shifty1927 Nah it's just a very nervous girl voice
@@theRPGmaster cope
you on a first name basis with misses Commodore 64? what's with this Mel crap
You know this is a banging episode when the beginning has Sam and poob screaming about something while the guest stays silent
The poor man's Joe Rogan even
Every episode
I remember when Poob used to be such an innocent boy. Clean shaven and wearing a suit. How far gone he is compared to his debut episode.
I'm proud to witness his evolution
I miss when they'd gaslight him 😔
Bryan is strangely more energetic and talkative. I wonder why
@@breeda9196 Her porn name? Isn't the same? Just Projekt Melody
@@breeda9196 So, what it is?
@@kostiplays Projekt SMellody
@@kostiplays Projekt Celery
This entire podcast is just Sam asking an interesting question then half way through Bryan changing his camera to something dumb. Then forgetting what Sam was talking about, 15 minute ramble about porn or something poob did, awkward silence…rinse and repeat. I love this podcast
I think it's my favorite one so far
accurate
@@legojokeryoda17 definitely top 5 for me
I like how Bryan acts like he doesn't know what hololive is
It's funny that he acts that way despite bringing them up in other episodes of the podcast
Bryan, is in fact, a coomer.
Based off the fact he said more than 30 words in the first 20 minutes of the episode, apparently Melody is Brian's Spoonkid.
Also the video of Winnie the Pooh interviewing Clone Wars Anakin Skywalker about the horrors of war was a remarkable experience.
I laughed my ass off when Sam referenced that can't believe he saw that same video.
that and the one with the penguin are pretty good.
@@Tanspartan1 context
Bryan's chair is literally shaking just in the slight presence of her.
He ripped one of those massage chairs from the mall out of the wall and plugged it in.
I feel like melody knows more about this podcast than Sam,poob, and Bryan does
It feels like shes their manager at points
This might be the most they’ve ever talked over the guest
Yeah, felt bad that every attempt she made at a joke ended with Sam talking over her
@@alcemmy boys will be boys but i actually think they forget how to podcast after 14 days
Good this was easily the worst guest they had she basically set up potential jokes and Poob and Sam ran with them and made them funny
@@midmin375 it’s not even about her being funny or not point is she got invited on and any time she tried to engage they just changed subjects or ignored / talked over her.
@@jororoshi Yeah they've done that with just about every guest they've gotten it's not anything new, I'm just glad they did it with her because whenever she talked I could feel my toes curl in cringe
This episode is literally a huge fuck you to the audio listeners
Good
When are they not tbh 😂
Audio listeners are on par with the blind
Fuck em
Audio listeners can suck it.
She said she watches this podcast that means I have finally a common interest with a female in 20 years
Dont get your hopes too high, still an Unconfirmed Female
@@isleep2dream762 lol i think shes real for sure see where the problem is she is clearly a lesbian
Same bro! high fives all around are in order all around we did it boys
"female" a.k.a Swaggersouls
@@RuanFourieStix what?
Melody is a great host, she’s really good at letting her guests talk.
i remember watching poob’s first episode while i was playing csgo. simpler times. simpler poob. now sam has emotionally, physically, and sexually destroyed him
I listen to these when im on long drives and I gotta say, these visual gags tempt me to look away from the road. If I ever die it will be on your hands
Mission accomplished then
Can you guy's just get like a homeless man or something for the next episode? (And no Aqua doesn't count)
i feel like a homeless man would be more well dressed then brian and poob
aqua just trying to know better his prey thats why he looks so homeless
Poob desperately trying to keep the convo pg was adorable.
"Yeah, we're trans allies"
-Sam, as sexy Clifford.
I think we can all say that Bryan simps hard for v-tubers after this video.
Thought it was odd that after ripping into Steve about vtubers, Bryan goes on to talk about hololive, face-rigging, and this episode revealed he even knew about the different vtuber groups and companies
@@alcemmy I bet Bryan is a vtuber on the side, is ashamed, and so he mocks the other people.
Bryan is a member of Hololive EN gen 3
Can really blame him thou
Bryan acts like he's a Chad, but he secretly a weeb redditer who simps for vtubers
The way they are stonewalling the guest at literally every chance they get is so incredibly hilarious it HAS to be on purpose.
Have you ever watched a general sam video of course it's on purpose
These guys would be out of jobs without Stalltt. You're doing god's work, Stalltt!
We see you stalltt bro
Ok stalltt on a different account
Who tf is Stalltt?
rumour has it Sam still hasnt paid Stallt yet or let him out of his cage :(
Stallt has more lines than Bryan in most episodes
1:01:05 poob struggling to keep talking while his mouth was moving and then falling completely silent sent me
This podcast is awesome! I love it when the guest tries to say anything funny and the whole gang is just sitting there with a thousand yard stare. This is like sitting at the dinner table chrismas eve talking to your horribly out of touch grandparents!
Truly a work of art.
😶
@gib Ain't that the goddamn truth!
Because she isn’t funny
@@Edhead. Agreed. But still
Poob's animated mouth bit was the hardest I've laughed so far.
you can sense her regret almost immediately
naw vtuberes just eminate the purest form of cringe
@@redhanded22 how?
@@LeMiniBigBoss probably a troll, learn to deal with them already lol.
@@Wayra_ it was a genuine question?
She's way too sober to be on the podcast. They all seem high, and she just feels out of place.
Welp, they officially still can't say they've had a non-pornstar female guest on.
you obviosly didnt watch for very long
@@user-pn3mw7rx1s melody does porn so you didn't watch for very long then as she said she does it
@@OneBadGrimbo oh I miss read his his comment as saying this is the only woman who doesnt do porn lol
“”
@@user-pn3mw7rx1s I see how you could make that mistake
Bryan brought his A game to this one
Poob went from beautiful business boy with cool art in the background to disheveled reject from the lost boys. I love it.
Every new podcast has "the worst intro ever" but that's what makes this podcast so great. It's so "bad" it's good.
Yeah I love how it doesn’t really have structure so anything can happen and it’s still always funny
I felt that Sam's demeaner changed when Melody said she was "18" lol.
timestamp??
Nah its because she said some people say she's an 11 y/o
@@blake4770 I know this
@@beats3726 love you
Love you as well ❤️
The podcast ends 8 minutes after Poob leaves, amazing
1:10:10 poob made the most horrifying goblin noise iv ever heard. Truly just a little creature.
he was just trying to sync up to the gifs lips lol
@@god47398 He's still a little freak
Melody is the type of girl to shoplift in spencer's
Cool episode, but i think poob went too far when he demonstrated the 150 different sex positions he was capable of. Read the room man.
This podcast is a record for the descent of 3 grotesque men. Bryan is going to be the first documented case of de-evolution to a caveman, poob is an example of what throwing away opportunity does, and Sam proves new grounds for even deeper rock bottom
At an hour into the podcast I realized this is what it would be like if Sam poob and Bryan all tried talking to a girl💀
Nah Poob got mad game
imagine what abby puts up with
Whyd you think sam clubbed abby over the head instead of tryin yo converse
Sam only talks to women.
47:07 gotta say Sam actually looks cool as a living comic book character like, damn, he went from school shooter looker to Smooth Operator. like bro you should allways steam like that seriously.
Like a cheap one off character on Archer
that would be fucking hilarious
he literally turned into aizen from bleach
Man i sure do love watching the slow mental and physical breakdown of the once promising young man that was poob
Melody got v blasted by the down's squad.
Imagine being saved by a furry EMT
Imagine having a panic attack because an anime girl choked you out in vr
Vr Chat is way weirder than I thought. I knew it was weird but damn. I’ll stay on Onward or something
Id rather just die tbh
I'd sue
*gargling blood* NO..JUST ..LET..ME..DIE!
Owo whats thiS A CRusHED oesophagus? We Mwust Do a trachEOstomY womy!
*still gargling blood* JUST..KILL..ME.
Bryan's chair is suspiciously vibrating for most of this podcast
ADHD leg shake
I bet he would say his leg is shaking...but we know why
This was a banging podcast to watch but Jesus H. Christ, the audio listeners probably committed sudoku tryna figure out what the fuck was going on
As a certified audio listener I really enjoyed when they started violently laughing for zero discernible reason for the 20th time
Really wondering if she is still a fan after this podcast!
Poob the type of guy to be filled with gunk
Gunkmaxxin
bryan was strong this episode. poob's disney stories were indescribably excruciatingly boring, please get him to tell more.
I love how this episode split to Poob and Melody talking, whilst Sam and Bryan are just fucking around
audiophiles malding at the moment
First the trans star and then the anime girl? Most progressive podcast around
Two, count it, two AUTHENTIC, genuine, 24 karat, real female women who are -- in fact -- girls.
@@0equals1ao didnt he say the other one was trans?
@@colordrop7392 Did he mistype? Doesn't seem so. Fuck outta here.
@@ashamedtuber344 Did I strike a nerve, friend? Don't worry ill make it up to you, I have this amazing business opportunity just for you! At a discount price I can sell you some AUTHENTIC, genuine, 24 karat, real gold! You might notice that originally it was copper, in fact it still looks like copper, but I assure you that it is currently genuine gold.
@@colordrop7392 literally goes and says this in the comment section of a podcast just just explicitly stated that they support trans people.
Missed Opportunity to do a podcast within VR Chat lmao
Holy crap! That would have been so good! Just wheezing the whole time I bet!
In this episode of four brain cells podcast Sam, Sam, and Bryan amuse themselves with the new toy they found while the guest sits there quietly waiting for a point at which they can interject only for their question to be ignored in place of awkward AI sex questions.
I loved this episode keep it up! 😘
she dropped or fumbled any possible joke there was, and he whole persona is an AI porn creator, ofc that's what they'll ask about
As much as they kept talking over Mel, the fact that this episode gave us Bryan Corn makes it all worth it.
the conversation were overall pretty good and for someone who isnt interested in vr porn the stories were still really interesting
Sam is definetly taking advantage of the lack of dislikes
another great one for the audio listeners
I have strong feelings that swaggersouls is projekt melody
3/4ths in I was laughing so uncontrollably on the toilet, that I fingered my ass trying to wipe
This is the most active Bryan has ever been with a guest, dude definitely has a secret life as a furry or V-tuber
Mel was the last person I expected to be on the podcast. But now I want more Vtubers to come on and for Byran to permanently become corn.
This was simultaneously the best and worst podcast they've done. Listening to this at work with all the visual gags and Sam just wheezing in my ear was some shit
why is nobody mentioning how sam unironically looked good for the first time in his life with that joel haver filter on
i genuinely thought that poobs animation was actually lipsyncing, he did it so well for a while
You guys should invite CodeMiko, she'll be the first minority you guys invite again.
They did.
This one is probably the best so far. I've rewatched this 3 times and I don't usually rewatch things
Sam's kids are gonna end up with British accents learning English from Peppa Pig.
Can't wait to see Sam get swatted at this camera angle lmao.
This is a joke btw, incase it actually happens
@@tomh.7895 Nice save
@@humphreybrogart8392 :^)
Her voice reminds me of swagger souls cause she sounds like she's trying too hard to sound a certain way
1:16:29 The best part of the pod cast.
The farthest guest from what I was expecting but a pleasant surprise indeeed
Stalltt is easily my favorite person on the podcast. Any time I see those yellow letters pop up on screen I laugh.
I thought melody made for a good dynamic, and was well engaging if they wouldn’t have fucked around with filters for 25 minutes.
Still was a banger.
I would honestly like her coming back again
next time a vtuber is on the podcast they need to make them do the turing test to see if they’re really an AI or a HI
forcing a vtuber to complete a captcha
i like how the video section is labeled "our first vtuber guest" like he was anticipating a second one
Listening to this as an audio listener was a exercise in imagination. 10/10
Forehead Fables AND Tarkov in one day? Fuck you, Sam, in a completely homoerotic way. We love you 😩
Loved this episode, didn't expect to see projekt melody on here
Wish it was a bit longer though
Loving Bryan's energy on this pod. I too get very into conversation when porn is on the table.
definitely a dude
Although she wasn’t that funny so could be a chick
Of all People on this podcast I certainly would not have expected Melody to appear, but it was cool to see her, and nice hearing that she is a fan of Sam and Tarkov.
I would run up to someone in vr chat, hit all their pressure points and they seize up and die on the spot
Grab the back of their neck like a pincer
Best part of this is when they talk over the guest each time
I dont know what it is, but whenever I take a dump, there is just something about Sam's voice and appearance that stimulates me
PM sounds like Carl Wheezer mixed with a geeky anime egirl
2 years have passed and Samwise has not honored his idea of the Christmas Advent Calendar joke
Merry Christmas fellas, enjoy your holidays
Brings on a good guest, talks over her non stop, insults her lore, and lets Poob tell stories about himself. Lol I’d expect no less from this podcast lol
Duuuuude i fuckin love the lore of chatterbait vtubers I can't believe it , fuckin goober
"good" guest
What? She was the cringiest and most obviously uncomfortable guest by far. The visual bits by Poob and Bryan, however, have made this the best podcast yet imo.
lol a good guest lol
That is ProJared 100%
Never before have i seen less interaction with a guest, and this is the only podcast i watch
every time Bryan does a bit of his own it's the funniest thing, my favorite jokes have been the hypotheticals and after all this time of him not talking the Rat with the Cheese Butler and the Corona bottle opener with no one noticing really scratched a rash that was really itchin'
These podcasts are ending more & more similarly as time goes on: the guests agreeing that there should be more structure & hesitation in inviting a certain subsection of Sam's audience over to their side.
1 hour of them bullying a VTuber. I loved it
52:30 you can see bryan dreams getting crushed and also i love poob saying that he doesn't have a drinking problem but then every story it's always "so... you i was trying to get drunk..." then proceeds to make up a excuse and for some reason some of them start out him saying he was blacked out for some part of it. Poob can't even lie
Of all Poob X Bryan fights, this one about hentai agencies was the best one