What are you talking about? I store my AR-15 next to my 1911 magazines with a bunch of .30-06 for my m1 garand next to it. Half a mile away in a storage unit is my M1 garand with my .45ACP rounds. My M1 garand clips are in my kitchen, above the stove and next to the whiskey and 5,000 round brick of .22lr. What are you, some kind of savage that stores things together?
Me: (trying to get my friends to try DayZ) “Guys, DayZ is actually good now.” Them: “Nah. Not worth it.” Me: “General Sam made a new vid on it.” Them: “But he only plays broken games.” Me: “Oh yeah. Good point”
TheGLaDPyro he meant to say, do the dayz devs work part time at bethesda because bethesda releases games before they should be released leaving the work to the players and modders to make it fun
Sam: "You guys are animals!" (5 minutes later) (Meets with random user) Sam: "Let's be friends!" (Sam proceedes to have him shotgunned and then scavenges/eats his remains)
“One of the most poorly executed games” he says. I’m sitting over her on ARK like, man I would love it if my graphics could load in, but I guess potato dinosaurs are fine.
The Grubb the fact that my little brother played that shit on an original xbone is mind blowing to me. That shit plays at like 20fps lmao. Props for the dedication y’all got
you get what you deserve. Ark was always trash and the devs were scum. One of the first guys to make a dlc while their garbage game was still in early access
They did, BI are the reason the game is in a much more stable state, with better performance less bugs and polished features/content Lot of the modders applaud BI mainly for the bulk of the work being done, (especially when it comes to suggesting tweaks/fixes to the mod tools, API, and more) Go ask in the DayZ Modders discord for yourself. Credit is due to BI and the Modders
I always had a soft spot for DayZ. Despite how broken the game is/was, I loved the concept and I loved goofing around with friends, taking people hostage, and teaming up with random dudes, but the problem was that I rarely got to do any of that.
Aww what they tell you what liquid is in the container now? My best gaming experience was playing with my friends and one guy kept "finding" bottles of water. Except what he had been hiding was he had a whole jerry can full of gasoline in his backpack and was replacing the liquid in every bottle he found and putting it back on the ground. Slowly poisoning everyone. A huge gunfight ensued after he was found out. It was glorious.
Jesapear it was a modded weapon and those are known to FOR SOME REASON lock up they’re fire keys and just never stop shooting, only way to fix it by clicking your fire button
Triple A games are more buggy than DayZ in it's current state. I understand you can't comprehend the idea of people enjoying the game and thus complain about minor things that almost never happen, but for your own peace of mind, stop it, get some help.
This brought back a memory of a time we had a fire fight in the early wild bunch days and I got shit on by shazbot and was absolutely shamed in the video. I don’t recall who had the video, but that was my lowest moment in DayZ. So thank you.
Creeper, awww man 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗 📗⬛️⬛️📗📗⬛️⬛️📗 📗⬛️⬛️📗📗⬛️⬛️📗 📗📗📗⬛️⬛️📗📗📗 📗📗⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️📗📗 📗📗⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️📗📗 📗📗⬛️📗📗⬛️📗📗 So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, Side, side to side This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind, Right, right behind That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time, Time, time, time, time Blows up, then your health
The problem with standalone was the damn devs like Dean Hall. I had a couple emails and forum posts back in the day as a tester where I was worried about the direction the game was headed. I said that the game had lost its way and become too much of a chore to play and was overly complicated. I also said the game was a shooter/builder first and a survival game second. His response was that dayz was a survival sim pure and simple and that's why he made the scrounging so hard and the transfusions requiring the right blood type. It was at that point I knew the game would fail. I'm glad to see the game is back in the hands of modders that will bring it back to glory.
I love the fact that Sam started playing with fungle because he played a few R6 games with this youtube presence he thought would be really cool and found out that the dude's friend (fungle) was way cooler than the dude, so they both straight up ditched the dude.
the shotgun shooting is an ALT+TAB bug with the game thinking left click is held down so it automatically shoots when you aim down the sights. I had this happend to me with my AR-9 when i was sneaking to the vybor military complex LOL
after 2 years in development, Adam is releasing remastered trees
With RTX on the roots inside the ground .
I hope it has been worth the wait
Who else is hype
*Todd Howard would like to know your location*
Lmaoo
What are you talking about? I store my AR-15 next to my 1911 magazines with a bunch of .30-06 for my m1 garand next to it. Half a mile away in a storage unit is my M1 garand with my .45ACP rounds. My M1 garand clips are in my kitchen, above the stove and next to the whiskey and 5,000 round brick of .22lr.
What are you, some kind of savage that stores things together?
Calm down daddy warbucks
The real joke is the 22lr ar15 when most are in 5.56
>not having a hipoint one mag each in every single room
i generally store my guns in my school locker
@@MyILoveMinecraft I'm waiting for the YC-9, so people can pick up magazines for a "Yeet Cannon" but never find the actual gun they're for.
When's the next podcast episode cause I'm waiting and you better not quit it.
the Miss Vexx episode is coming out monday for non patreon peeps and the wilbur soot episode probably two weeks from now
Pretty sure the second episode is up on his patreon
@@GeneralSam this says alot about your viewers interest in dayz
Just like Minecraft FeelsBadMan
TheChronicler123 Sam really trying to get his ass blasted without it being that gay cuz titties
*_General Sam uploading is always a good day._*
i wonder how much J̶e̶w̶ Sam Daddy gets paid for sponsored content
Yes indeed
YEE YEE
Enough for that house, ya know what im sayin
Why is this such a true statement
DayZ and fixed are oxymorons, they cannot coexist with each other in this universe.
@@JakobatHeart no ur a wack comment
@@treylee2719 your a wack comment
@ oh
Godamit now he's made his way to sams channel
@@nikkovrload2801 be careful you could offend yourself with those words
Last time i saw this many people hunting a jew it was 1942
Chris' Channel too soon
@@joethemallard5514 yikes nerd
you think jews have it bad? what about gamers?
lmaooooo
@@joethemallard5514 its more than 70 years. Most of people who lived in that era are dead.
Yeah, sure, and next you'll tell me Jews don't have Imperial Luck
this comment made my entire year
Im very glad this comment exists
i wonder how much J̶e̶w̶ Sam Daddy gets paid for sponsored content
Mansex
That's feckin clever
Me: (trying to get my friends to try DayZ) “Guys, DayZ is actually good now.”
Them: “Nah. Not worth it.”
Me: “General Sam made a new vid on it.”
Them: “But he only plays broken games.”
Me: “Oh yeah. Good point”
The only way this game was fixed was by the players.
Holy shit do the devs work part time at Bethesda?
TheGLaDPyro he meant to say, do the dayz devs work part time at bethesda because bethesda releases games before they should be released leaving the work to the players and modders to make it fun
@@calenhoover1124 have you ever considered that maybe you're just a fucken pleb who has bad taste
@@danlorett2184 You: Experiences a different opinion
"*Bad taste*"
@@danlorett2184 The steadily declining quality, depth and player agency in their games is pretty obvious.
Calen Hoover Bethesda games are only playable with mods... Skyrim my most played game (1500 hrs) only because of mods
"6 centimeters...doesn't it sound huge?"
"Not for a native centimeter speaker"
Sam: "You guys are animals!"
(5 minutes later)
(Meets with random user)
Sam: "Let's be friends!"
(Sam proceedes to have him shotgunned and then scavenges/eats his remains)
"you can tell its your mom, see her feeding trough is right here"
Had me dying!
All this taught me is that Sam cant be trusted with firearms.
He killed a gay guy, what more could you possibly want?
Can*
Or car's
He owns a Ruger SR, Carcano rifle, and that glorious katana.
Nothing bad's happened *yet.*
@@xmm-cf5eg He recently got rid of them because he was afraid his kids would find them and shoot themselves with them.
"It just kept shooting for no reason!"
-Oscar Pistorius
Mostly South Africans will know
@@alrichhills1815 yeah like that wasnt world news, k k
*M E G A O O F*
Throwback
They found evidence on the front garden that acquitted him of all charges actually..
Footprints.
let me be the first to say: youtube's compression really shit in the mouth of the digital sharpening I used in the intro.
Ok
Thanks for the heads up
Ok thanks Sam
Best Quote ever followed by best comedic timing ever. Rando "Is this how friends are made?" Immediately both answered Yes. 9:19
10:15 is also a good contender.
"I feel so bad. He doesn't know we're going to actually eat him. Wow"
I'm glad they moved pasted the tree animation, great work
“One of the most poorly executed games” he says. I’m sitting over her on ARK like, man I would love it if my graphics could load in, but I guess potato dinosaurs are fine.
The Grubb the fact that my little brother played that shit on an original xbone is mind blowing to me. That shit plays at like 20fps lmao. Props for the dedication y’all got
Shiit true brother but i enjoyed alot when playing it, especially the 🦖
@KingBepisIke Nah, I was just dumb. Luckily I dropped that game quite a bit ago.
you get what you deserve. Ark was always trash and the devs were scum. One of the first guys to make a dlc while their garbage game was still in early access
It’s just frickin hard man
-bohemia interactive
Sam trying to bleep out a cuss word is like my mom trying to get to the punchline of her joke
I thought the devs actually worked on it , how naive of me
They did, BI are the reason the game is in a much more stable state, with better performance less bugs and polished features/content
Lot of the modders applaud BI mainly for the bulk of the work being done, (especially when it comes to suggesting tweaks/fixes to the mod tools, API, and more)
Go ask in the DayZ Modders discord for yourself.
Credit is due to BI and the Modders
@@MintyLime703 Oh, it's the most fun you can have, in my experience.
THIS is where Stalt started to not trust Sam behind the wheel...
Putting duck tape over a hole doesn’t fix it, Sam.
It aint hard to improve on shit
Hahahaha this mortal knows nothing of Flex Tape
JewieDabooi John Tron has joined the chat,
@@flymeawayy so, funny...
DUCK tape. Lmfao
LMFAO "is this how friends are made?"
Think it should be a requirement to use Aqua's thumbs up clip every 3 minutes in DayZ videos.
ALRIGHT
Im so glad youve stayed so real and true to yourself over the years. Your content truly brings me joy sam. Keep it up bro.
"You people are animals!"
Meanwhile Sam and the Saviors are eating people and having bloodsports.
Friendship ended with Tarkov, now Mirek and Adam are my best friends!
I'm getting strong SovietWomble vibes from that intro
Soviet Sam
General Womble
I need this collaboration
General womble
@@HeCometh232 SovietSam
2:15 I thought it was oblivion for a second lmao
4 more years and this game may even be, dare I say it, *E X C E P T I O N A L*
Dying of old age by then.
"can I request a single beverage?" .... "SAM!!!!"
*Sam censoring the riskier swear words*
*Still no ads*
LOL 14:34 I NEED THAT ACCENT IN MY LIFE
Sadly the devs pretty much said they are moving most of the team to something else while just mainly doing bug fixes
Honestly that’s alright, shit is so polished and fun now. Hundreds of high pop severs too.
Yeah, the games still unfinished
Really? The newest version is just now in test server adding new guns and other stuff like proper nades.
This dude has no idea what he is talking about, just pulling shit out his ass. New map drop will be soon and it is not Namalsk.
So it's a bethesda game?
10:23 what a beautiful relationship cut short by greed. rip gamer man
""""Forreal this time"""""
Sure thing buddy, and the A-Team didn't contain "Hammerblow" Shmidt
General sam talking about Douglas ferns made me realize he looks suspiciously like Wranglestar
wow.
Get peepee poked chief
How does this only have 16 likes and one reply
@@wesleyhixon Bc Aqua is worthless and a savage homeless beater
You're trash like the rest of us!
Damn, dem trees lookin good af
Nice of you to lend Aqua your channel. We know you wouldn’t use a title like that.
I dont know why but Staltt's 'It's a stick, it's just not to scale!' cracks me up every time 😂
Sam: I want people to know who I am in video games so they give me shit
Also Sam: ~hey there fellas it's me, not sam~
Sam: "you guys are savages"
Also Sam"this is what DayZ is about" while cooking and eating his subscribers
I always had a soft spot for DayZ. Despite how broken the game is/was, I loved the concept and I loved goofing around with friends, taking people hostage, and teaming up with random dudes, but the problem was that I rarely got to do any of that.
The word “enjoyable” being used in a DayZ 2019 video from Sam makes me feel some kind of way
*Haven’t seen that kid in a while Sam, guessing it bled out in the circumcision 🧐*
skyblaze23 even if it’s a girl it is the general sams child
After the passive-agressive comment Bohemia Interactive put on his last DayZ video I'm fucking cryin
The guy at 11:27 sounded like JSchlatt
i was boutta say that too
Damn those trees are looking beautiful
Good job Adam
Chatbots are taking over please someone... they aRE IN MY HOUSE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME THEY JUST DECAPITATED MY DAD PLEA
@Braden Barnett My dads fucking dead and you think its a good time to make jokes 😟
@Braden Barnett :,(
16:44 fungle impressed that Sam knew English oak lol
Are you continuing your podcast? I found it rather enjoyable.
I haven’t watched your videos for a few months, and you’re looking good! Have you been working out or dieting? Like genuinely you’re looking good Sam!
I've started using Grindr for the cardio
General Sam thats the fucking way to do it. Throw your back Thursday with a tickle hole Tuesday
Last time i was this fast Michael Jordan had the Hitler stash.
Wait what 😂
Now this just has to be the most epic thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Yeah and next you'll say JoJo's Bizarre Adventure isn't really bizarre.
Well hello
Justin Y. U suk
Aww what they tell you what liquid is in the container now?
My best gaming experience was playing with my friends and one guy kept "finding" bottles of water. Except what he had been hiding was he had a whole jerry can full of gasoline in his backpack and was replacing the liquid in every bottle he found and putting it back on the ground. Slowly poisoning everyone.
A huge gunfight ensued after he was found out. It was glorious.
I’ve never clicked off porn so fast in my life
BrRrRRruh
BBBRRRRRRUUUUUHHHHHHHH
Punishteens
Bruh Moment bruh you gonna give yourself blue balls bruh
Certified bruh moment
2:45 you got a sub😂💀
5:57
sEnErAl gam
“Game fixed”
Also
Guns randomly fire
???
Jesapear it was a modded weapon and those are known to FOR SOME REASON lock up they’re fire keys and just never stop shooting, only way to fix it by clicking your fire button
thats a bug in the gun mod they are using
Triple A games are more buggy than DayZ in it's current state. I understand you can't comprehend the idea of people enjoying the game and thus complain about minor things that almost never happen, but for your own peace of mind, stop it, get some help.
Lehtokurppa Von Fön you’re taking a joke too seriously
The game is atleast kinda enjoyable now. Kinda
This brought back a memory of a time we had a fire fight in the early wild bunch days and I got shit on by shazbot and was absolutely shamed in the video. I don’t recall who had the video, but that was my lowest moment in DayZ. So thank you.
you're an oldie round these parts dude jesus christ. that was like 2012 or earlier.
Yeah. Mods saved this game. The vanilla DayZ experience is still ABSOLUTE ASS!
So this man met his fan, made him fight zombies with a knife for entertaiment, got him killed, cooked him and eat him. WHAT A MADLAD.
Watch as aquafps calls out sam like he did to him
XD
It's a stick... It's not to scale!
Please join the server before it’s dead, the gym is the name
My boy made it to one million subs
Creeper, awww man
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So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health
Almost one year from this video and Sam still can't grow a mustache
It was obviously an act when he "didn't see you" by the road. DayZ really brings out the worst in people.
14:36 a little pecpei cola it give you a nice and cold
The problem with standalone was the damn devs like Dean Hall. I had a couple emails and forum posts back in the day as a tester where I was worried about the direction the game was headed. I said that the game had lost its way and become too much of a chore to play and was overly complicated. I also said the game was a shooter/builder first and a survival game second. His response was that dayz was a survival sim pure and simple and that's why he made the scrounging so hard and the transfusions requiring the right blood type. It was at that point I knew the game would fail. I'm glad to see the game is back in the hands of modders that will bring it back to glory.
Wow. It's awesome to hear from someone who was directly involved. Thanks for sharing, that's genuinely some interesting behind-the-scenes info.
I've been seeing your videos on my feed for a while, but seeing your comments on I'm Not Norm's videos definitely sold me on subscribing!
So did the Big Boss stop streaming or is he just taking a break? Started following is stream as he stopped and hasn't streamed since. THE FUCKETH YO!
"this is a birch. you can tell by the way it is"
I heard and got that reference
I've only seen the title, but I don't believe you.
10:57 I feel this statement in my bones
Either Sam was doing some convincing bullshitting, or he really does know a shit ton about trees.
hearing sam talk about trees for a minute straight is for some reason the funniest shit to me
sam have you lost weight ticc daddy cause your looking even more like a snack
ummmmmm fat shaming much??
"Na na you can tell it's your mom because her feeding trough is right here" hahahahahahahahahahhaha
love your content man greetings from Spain
You missed a perfect "insane clown posse" describing the first group you encountered.
Some say that Shotgun still craves blood, pulling shells to reload itself and seek out new prey.
That your mom joke... Fucking nailed it buddy. Nicely done. Loved it. Thank you for that raging laugh.
“Guuyz it just keeps going offuh!”
Muscle eating the chips is like Sam eating pretzels in the good ole days of DayZ
this will always be my favorite youtube video ever, thank you sam
I love the fact that Sam started playing with fungle because he played a few R6 games with this youtube presence he thought would be really cool and found out that the dude's friend (fungle) was way cooler than the dude, so they both straight up ditched the dude.
Was that soup on the PA 😂😂
Not gonna lie, Having to pull the seat release to get in the back is fucking hilarious.
Was that soup on the intercom? 😂
8:00 hahahahahah
14:22 haaajasjdsdjaj wrifwf that guy's roleplay lol
Sam: *enjoyable*
DayZ: Wait, that's illegal
The top left in the trees at 13:26... S T A L K E R
the shotgun shooting is an ALT+TAB bug with the game thinking left click is held down so it automatically shoots when you aim down the sights. I had this happend to me with my AR-9 when i was sneaking to the vybor military complex LOL
14:15
*WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO RESTRAIN YOURSELF???*
*W H E E Z E*
You're the only RUclipsr I've turned adblock off for. Keep up the good work and spend those shekels wisely.
"A little pepsi cola to keep you nice and cool"