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  • @RaisinBagelz
    @RaisinBagelz 3 года назад +2195

    *Sam every time he gets sick* :
    "QUICK I GOTTA MAKE A VIDEO WITH MY DEEP MAN VOICE!!"

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush 3 года назад +60

      Gotta cash in while you can

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 3 года назад +119

      He gotta compensate for that yeeyee ass haircut he got...

    • @xavierh.5102
      @xavierh.5102 3 года назад +73

      dude probably goes around licking toilet bowls in the hopes he'll activate his hunk voice.

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 года назад +3

      It's the simp/chad illusion.

    • @SkknWlkr
      @SkknWlkr 3 года назад +21

      It's the only time Abby will have any sexual attraction to him

  • @snargemccoy8813
    @snargemccoy8813 3 года назад +5259

    I see sam has picked up a hobby of smoking 6 packs a day

    • @jamesbong4208
      @jamesbong4208 3 года назад +73

      Meth...
      Hes a dad now!

    • @louietelling3200
      @louietelling3200 3 года назад +12

      It actually sounds kinda cool

    • @JudeOhHecc
      @JudeOhHecc 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @C_Train74
      @C_Train74 3 года назад +10

      Apparently, he vapes now.

    • @r-td8748
      @r-td8748 3 года назад +14

      Its not a hobby, its a lifestyle

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays 3 года назад +4377

    Damn, Sam sounds like Aqua after two beers when he's sick.

    • @dreamman5588
      @dreamman5588 3 года назад +156

      He sounds like a young Alex Jones

    • @1Maverick2
      @1Maverick2 3 года назад +27

      @@dreamman5588 I'm fucking dead LOL

    • @thatguy95159515
      @thatguy95159515 3 года назад +2

      Lmao berg

    • @2thgun
      @2thgun 3 года назад +3

      why are you here starcat arent you streaming rn?

    • @schmecklin377
      @schmecklin377 3 года назад +2

      @@dreamman5588 that is so spot on omg

  • @Charborg
    @Charborg 3 года назад +4530

    why does sam get sick like 8 times a year

    • @caveteethjoe
      @caveteethjoe 3 года назад +856

      Petite gamer immune system

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 года назад +459

      Eats like shit, doesn't excersise, doesn't take any real precautions with the groceries, pays others to watch his crotchspawn, has a fairly clueless other half... I'm sure there could be more reasons.

    • @ShadowCrashed81
      @ShadowCrashed81 3 года назад +249

      Children

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 года назад +143

      @@guypierson5754 And he's still richer than you

    • @Harjhvh
      @Harjhvh 3 года назад +14

      CHARBORG!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RenoMay
    @RenoMay 3 года назад +1850

    Can’t believe I’m a day late to this. Good to see Sam’s frail gamer body is yet again under attack.

    • @muttontrash
      @muttontrash 3 года назад +11

      Hey it’s da gun dood

    • @kmoss9521
      @kmoss9521 3 года назад +5

      Reno you’re a good dude keep up the good work

    • @tombombathrill2743
      @tombombathrill2743 3 года назад +3

      Never would have guessed you watch sam

    • @zidelious781
      @zidelious781 3 года назад +2

      didnt know reno had gamer taste

    • @JemFipar
      @JemFipar 3 года назад +5

      Reno? A Sam fan? Based

  • @NotRealPhil
    @NotRealPhil 3 года назад +3591

    Sam’s lung cancer is sounding rad

  • @cpom5075
    @cpom5075 3 года назад +2246

    You can tell thats Abby's boyfriend is home when Sam is doing his ghoul impression to avoid being too loud.

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 3 года назад +70

      That's so foul ☠☠

    • @sheamccann3196
      @sheamccann3196 3 года назад +56

      Poob is Abby's boyfriend

    • @satch5471
      @satch5471 3 года назад +88

      @@sheamccann3196 but it cancels out because poob is also sams girlfriend

    • @docchicken245
      @docchicken245 2 года назад +5

      He's very respectful

    • @erikreddington461
      @erikreddington461 2 года назад +1

      What are you saying with this post? That general Sam is a cuck? A cuckold? Sam the cuckholdster? Sam the cuckholster? Sam the cuckmiester? Jeez. I mean I guess.

  • @teamcheese1045
    @teamcheese1045 3 года назад +2077

    I'm so happy for you sam, can't believe that you finally hit puberty.

    • @jentbent1229
      @jentbent1229 3 года назад +16

      This should’ve been highlighted comment

    • @OfficialAlexSanoko
      @OfficialAlexSanoko 3 года назад +8

      This comment is overpowered.

    • @jkayy1628
      @jkayy1628 3 года назад +4

      His pp work now:D

    • @KorporalNoobs
      @KorporalNoobs 3 года назад +4

      Puberty? No wonder he didn't dox his child's name till yet. What a dumb name.

    • @apIthletIcc
      @apIthletIcc 2 года назад +2

      holy crap i wasnt ready for that punch lmao
      low blow bro

  • @crossrentsch8628
    @crossrentsch8628 3 года назад +166

    Bryan’s bit about sleeping on the ground gave me the hardest chuckle in a while

    • @WolfWood893
      @WolfWood893 3 года назад +11

      I know right lmao, here I was thinking Brian lost his edge.

  • @futuresupreme1022
    @futuresupreme1022 3 года назад +567

    As a stay at home dad, I wish I had friends to play games with like this. I love my kid but not having another adult to hang out and talk to that speaks coherent English would be great for my sanity

    • @felipedias4205
      @felipedias4205 3 года назад +19

      You on PC or console?

    • @uttermostvids631
      @uttermostvids631 3 года назад +25

      Ha I'm a teen if you wanna play I do speak coherent English(most of the time)

    • @erwinthedodo9205
      @erwinthedodo9205 3 года назад +26

      Time to make you a discord community

    • @futuresupreme1022
      @futuresupreme1022 3 года назад +17

      @@felipedias4205 I’m on pc

    • @MeoithTheSecond
      @MeoithTheSecond 3 года назад +5

      Making Dad jokes some what helps X-D.

  • @thomash2959
    @thomash2959 3 года назад +714

    "Semen is the glue of friendship" is the most amazing line

    • @gravity00x
      @gravity00x 3 года назад +26

      i couldnt believe none of them laughed at that. i lost my shit over that line

    • @LlamaMommaDrama
      @LlamaMommaDrama 3 года назад +25

      Also, the collar being “a cockring for my brain” is pretty incredible too

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 года назад +2

      @@gravity00x "haha gay" gets tiring after a while with your edgy friends

    • @MrCholoPants3415
      @MrCholoPants3415 3 года назад +13

      @@pierrekk Not the point at all. Dilate

  • @Zack1111Adkins
    @Zack1111Adkins 3 года назад +771

    Sam has a weakened gamer immune system from being a total shut in. Praying for you man 🙏🏼

    • @drewsbrewcrew
      @drewsbrewcrew 3 года назад +6

      Our boy needs to start taking a vitamin D supplement if he isn't already

    • @ewwpoorpeople5684
      @ewwpoorpeople5684 3 года назад +12

      Actually, gamers are genetically made in peak human condition. God just curses us with the occasional sickness to keep the regular people off the scent of our perfection

    • @Zack1111Adkins
      @Zack1111Adkins 3 года назад +10

      @@drewsbrewcrew Sam already developing Rickets.

    • @thatdude9588
      @thatdude9588 3 года назад +5

      @@ewwpoorpeople5684 gamers are like the robot guy from invincible. Absolutely built different in game but goblin hunchbacks in real life

    • @tru1ytrashffs
      @tru1ytrashffs 3 года назад

      No no no, it's because he's married

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 3 года назад +1765

    Sam being wholesome and saying that he'll enjoy any game as long as he plays with friends, combine that with the deeper voice, I don't think he's sick, I think he just finished going through puberty, he's a mature man now

    • @TitanshieldGaming
      @TitanshieldGaming 3 года назад +14

      YES! I thought this too

    • @alecsalinas1973
      @alecsalinas1973 3 года назад +37

      Playing with friends, busty brunettes, & Diet Coke.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 3 года назад +35

      @@alecsalinas1973 A busty brunette offers Sam a diet coke and she'll become his best friend

    • @DrixPunk
      @DrixPunk Год назад +7

      ​@@JargonMadjin so if abby dyes her hair and gives sam a coke without him asking, the marriage is finally saved

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Год назад +4

      @@DrixPunk Modern problems, modern solutions

  • @cartercaceres927
    @cartercaceres927 3 года назад +56

    “It’s like a cockring for my brain.” Lmao bizzle was killing it this vid

  • @mango-uj1bq
    @mango-uj1bq 3 года назад +244

    I remember finding this channel all the way back in 2016. I was in middle school then and I used to come home from school with more stress than I knew what to do with. Watching Sam's content is the closest thing I've ever had to therapy. Thank you for the laughs, you never disappoint.

    • @tylerparaz6786
      @tylerparaz6786 3 года назад +13

      Weird seeing wholesome comments and relating on a personal level as well. Good luck man. Im assuming youre a senior as well now, and all ive gotta say is to pursue what makes you happy and live life now 💜

    • @grimreefer9324
      @grimreefer9324 3 года назад +1

      Sam helped get me through the shit years of middle school too tbh

    • @PurePlatinumAlek
      @PurePlatinumAlek 3 года назад +12

      I hope things get worse 🙏

    • @NoPhlyZone20
      @NoPhlyZone20 3 года назад +9

      Oh boy just wait until the stress of adulthood hits

    • @PurePlatinumAlek
      @PurePlatinumAlek 3 года назад +1

      @@NoPhlyZone20 general sam plud alchohol work smart

  • @_nanking5374
    @_nanking5374 3 года назад +590

    A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild, generously funding, and bank rolling these videos. You are all, truly wonderful. Have a good one.

    • @pangolincough1004
      @pangolincough1004 3 года назад +52

      That’s immediately what I thought once I recognized the game

    • @neo187420
      @neo187420 3 года назад +35

      Hey hey, people...

    • @InternetDog_
      @InternetDog_ 3 года назад +9

      Sam needs to get Jeff in the group.

  • @gobthegreat7797
    @gobthegreat7797 3 года назад +912

    Deep raspy voice, Yeti full of whiskey, and a slick dad haircut. True Alpha energy right there

    • @SirMcGrooger
      @SirMcGrooger 3 года назад +1

      Indeed

    • @convicted_vapist
      @convicted_vapist 3 года назад +15

      Nah bro he is fucking sigma male

    • @ndub6021
      @ndub6021 3 года назад +6

      @@convicted_vapist you're gay

    • @convicted_vapist
      @convicted_vapist 3 года назад +4

      @@ndub6021 hell yea I am!!! You gotta problem with it bucko

    • @Krafex
      @Krafex 3 года назад +1

      True Chad energy if I say so myself.

  • @Okoii
    @Okoii 3 года назад +255

    At no point did Sam say "Smoothskin" and this is dissapointing.

  • @lukasscott5414
    @lukasscott5414 3 года назад +83

    "We're building nothing but traps from now on" Yep, that's Outward.

    • @originalgreatdouchebag2866
      @originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 года назад +2

      use magic traps more powerfull and free besides mana cost but you can make potions and eat tumpups around the mountain

    • @Quadrolithium
      @Quadrolithium 3 месяца назад

      ​@@originalgreatdouchebag2866 regular traps are almost always free, and it might not be as powerful as magic (until you get to the fun traps involving adamantite, or war crimes) for every victim you kill, is an almost guarantee of a free trap, maybe two, that you can make out of their corpse.
      Imagine being a bandit and seeing your buddy die to a trap, then this asshole of an "adventurer" loots your buddy and turns it into another trap, naturally you are pissed and go after him, only to fall victim to the said trap, made from your buddy.
      I turned the entire Vendavel Fortress into a traphouse without even leaving said fortress, just... "Recycling" my victims

  • @emperorshaq
    @emperorshaq 3 года назад +70

    I’ve literally just started playing Outward with my mate, fucking love this hatefully evil ass game

    • @turtleguy123r3
      @turtleguy123r3 3 года назад +8

      That's a very apt description, my friend and I celebrated taking out the bandits east of the starting town lmao.

    • @Murasame13
      @Murasame13 3 года назад +11

      @@turtleguy123r3 The game really has a way of making you KNOW you are NOT the main character lol (while still being the main character)

  • @darnaran9179
    @darnaran9179 3 года назад +434

    From Kenshi to Outward, he truly is a Sseth follower.

    • @whoisspencer
      @whoisspencer 3 года назад +38

      I want them to do a video together so bad

    • @polskiwyrob7650
      @polskiwyrob7650 3 года назад +71

      @@whoisspencer sseth on forehead fables

    • @scorcher117
      @scorcher117 3 года назад +35

      @@whoisspencer we really need it, I heard him mention sseth in a Tarkov vid way back and I think he said something along the lines of sseth being too high quality for Sam, he liked him too much to make him join him.
      Back then I didn’t know who Sseth was, now I love his stuff and it would be a dream collab.

    • @Terashi
      @Terashi 3 года назад

      Yeah that tracks.

    • @leepicgamer2284
      @leepicgamer2284 3 года назад +3

      “Hey hey people, Seth here”

  • @CAMOHEADSHOT
    @CAMOHEADSHOT 3 года назад +356

    Sam hitting those signature baritone lows again lol. Those babies must be strengthening the hell outta your immune system xD

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ca

    • @theeast7005
      @theeast7005 3 года назад +4

      @@AxxLAfriku I HATE!!!

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku Shit it’s Axel again. Lo.

    • @platinumsun4632
      @platinumsun4632 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku I’m subbing now that you have some videos. 8 years huh.

    • @jakejutras5420
      @jakejutras5420 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku you're a good lad.

  • @sempriniaftershave9825
    @sempriniaftershave9825 3 года назад +273

    I think "It's a cock ring for my brain" might be the best thing I've heard this year. Good shit Bizzle

    • @synjhindb9951
      @synjhindb9951 3 года назад +10

      Bizzle is by far the most underrated RUclipsr. Pure wholesome and genuinely hilarious

    • @killdude26
      @killdude26 3 года назад +10

      Next to "Semen is the glue of friendships"

  • @seb9995
    @seb9995 3 года назад +10

    "What can I say! I'd do anything with my friends." Sam said as he was holding down that woman screaming for help in an alley

  • @danielcecena15
    @danielcecena15 3 года назад +323

    Tell Bryan to actually use his twitch and RUclips. He’s funny asf

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  3 года назад +353

      hes so fucking lazy man idk if he'll ever make anything

    • @ChadConnor
      @ChadConnor 3 года назад +45

      @@GeneralSam Some people just like helping their friends make content more than having a channel of their own. I think Bryan's happy with where he is, to be honest.

    • @jakobryan2353
      @jakobryan2353 3 года назад +7

      @@GeneralSam doesn’t bryan have like a job separate from his internet presence?

    • @newcrew1210
      @newcrew1210 3 года назад +11

      Fr dude he's hilarious! Had me weak when he pulled out that velvet tent 😄

    • @spudlife-js4wo
      @spudlife-js4wo 3 года назад +3

      @@jakobryan2353 he do

  • @WheelbarrowTim
    @WheelbarrowTim 3 года назад +44

    "Semen is the glue of friendship" - Bizzle, 2021

  • @Chirpinabox
    @Chirpinabox 3 года назад +430

    Bryan hates bridges because of all the ones he’s burned.

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine Год назад +4

    Sam: "Jobe from Moriarty's"
    Everyone else: "WTF? You mean GOB?"

  • @Rudipu
    @Rudipu 3 года назад +3

    love the raspy voice narrating the video LOL it sounds like an old Sam remembering the past

  • @noise3312
    @noise3312 3 года назад +46

    I paid off my debt without leaving the starting town. I went and picked up random items from the storeroom and around the town, which were worth around 5 to 7 silver on their own, and sold it all for money. I actually had 40 silver to spare once I was done, and I hadn't even talked to the gate guard.

    • @deadman4222
      @deadman4222 Год назад +3

      ok boomer

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler 7 месяцев назад

      You can just get the voucher on the beach lol

  • @archeverything
    @archeverything 3 года назад +41

    Never thought about Outward like this. Truly the IRS’s influence is far reaching. I can’t even escape them by immersing myself in video games, for they’re there too now.

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 года назад +3

      Well, I think real life is much harder than Outward: in Outward when they stick you with that debt, all you have to do is go into the basement, kill 2 trogs, walk out to the beach exit, give a dude a bandage: Done. No money owed, no house seizure, the game is EXTREMELY easy in coop since it doesn't scale anything to the increased potential of having multiple characters facing the situation: In real life if I tell the IRS I got friends helping me pay up they are just gonna want to fuck those guys over aswell.

    • @isthisoneunavailable
      @isthisoneunavailable 3 года назад +1

      @@guypierson5754 you can get tax exemption by allying yourself with the right people easily. Look at Janet yellen.

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 года назад

      @@isthisoneunavailable Fair :D

  • @codystanchik2325
    @codystanchik2325 3 года назад +117

    Awe Sam has finally hit puberty. Its nice to see our little boy grow up before our eyes.

  • @skywagon2458
    @skywagon2458 3 года назад +23

    I spent several long months playing this game with my bf and getting good at it. When you recommended going to the bandit camp at that level, I fucking screamed

  • @boosterprime5757
    @boosterprime5757 Год назад +9

    "None of that is as scary as wage garnishment and property liens" 😆😆😆💀

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 года назад +113

    Sam’s voice finally transitioned from old millennial to proto-boomer dad.

  • @foist101
    @foist101 3 года назад +137

    Abby's boyfriend said Sam would be hotter with a deeper voice.

  • @stevenhays3062
    @stevenhays3062 3 года назад +266

    Sucks that Sam didn't know he could spend 3 sliver and have his house back 5 minutes after starting the game

    • @Pandize
      @Pandize 3 года назад +75

      Or that he could go through that tunnel on the side of the hill to the lighthouse, and just complete that cave, and exit to some dude saying "GIVE ME THING. THANKS HERE'S A FAVOUR FOR THE HOUSE."

    • @Deveerox
      @Deveerox 3 года назад +35

      @@Pandize Thats what hes referring to, I imagine, since a bandage costs 3 silver

    • @q187k
      @q187k 3 года назад +7

      Then a time glitch occurred - 50Karrot in debt . . . In 2.5 milliseconds

    • @biohaze6990
      @biohaze6990 3 года назад +4

      if im not mistaken i actually raised the money pretty easily by buying mats and crafting.

    • @yeetusfeetus5555
      @yeetusfeetus5555 3 года назад +3

      @@biohaze6990 well the shield and weapon that guy dropped are worth at least 60 each but hey i like the narrative

  • @douglasnevins1598
    @douglasnevins1598 3 года назад +17

    14:04 "This axe is worth 75 silver" lmao, that giant axe is leterally worth like 750 silver

  • @LovelyLia04
    @LovelyLia04 Год назад +2

    Bro when he pulls that rich boy red tent out on them🤣 all together great video and super funny!

  • @MNPLY-bv4hn
    @MNPLY-bv4hn 3 года назад +72

    Outward is a masterpiece, glad to see more people pick it up.

    • @hrafn6588
      @hrafn6588 3 года назад +1

      It looked decent but also looks like it’s tiresome to actually set up in

    • @Blight1
      @Blight1 3 года назад +2

      @@hrafn6588 Tbh, if you have patience for an RPG like Skyrim or Witcher, then Outward is great. Honestly it's a very good game, challenging and rewarding with lots of places/dungeons to explore.

    • @Strinching
      @Strinching 3 года назад +3

      It is a very nice game I'll say. Lots of boring running though. You'd think with how big the maps are there should be an equally large amount of mobs to encounter. The world is amazing, but it does have an empty feeling in some places. If you want an easy experience, look up money making guides and then travel to levant and spend a crap ton of silver on the rogue trainer and learn pressure plate traps and the bag roll passive. You will be using up a breakthrough point, but it is worth it if you think the game is at all challenging. Basically easy mode. You can also make insane builds that can one shot some mobs. The greathammer builds are pretty stronk. Magic is super fun too. Anyone who likes rpgs needs to give this a shot for sure.

    • @uncledoctor6920
      @uncledoctor6920 3 года назад

      @@Strinching are there mounts?

    • @Trollensky
      @Trollensky 3 года назад +1

      Masterpiece is a CRAZY stretch, but its good.

  • @alexjones4679
    @alexjones4679 3 года назад +29

    Good to see you've followed the progression of every good father - first, you start with drinking ever increasing amounts of vodka starting just after breakfast. Now, second is smoking upwards of 5 packs per day - more if you're looking after the children.

  • @Azakadune
    @Azakadune 3 года назад +138

    “3 vs 1? Cmon, easy.”
    Shows a goddamn armoured beast wielding the tower knight great shield from demon souls…

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 года назад +5

      Nah that's a pleb bandit, they respawn on that beach outside Vendevel, the problem is those morons don't have any men between them.

    • @ThiccNutt
      @ThiccNutt 3 года назад +7

      @@guypierson5754 you can literally hear the dorito crumbs on your keyboard and the mt dew spittle dribbling from your pRoGaYmEr mouth between the lines of that comment LMAO

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 3 года назад +2

      @@ThiccNutt Sweetly ironic comment. There was a time, in the early 90's, I made a lot of money from computer games. That should set my minimum age for you: do you really think adults eat doritos?

    • @skuyzy198
      @skuyzy198 3 года назад +2

      @@ThiccNutt they are using fishing rods as weapons.

    • @Azakadune
      @Azakadune 3 года назад +9

      @@guypierson5754 I eat Doritos…

  • @DapperDan181
    @DapperDan181 3 года назад +6

    You can tell Sam has been taking advantage of his knowledge on how to make the crunch wrap supreme.

  • @austinkious3940
    @austinkious3940 3 года назад +25

    I've been playing the shit out of Outward for a while now. The game is actually pretty good. The best game to adventure with the homies. It a bit rough around the edges, but is honestly a solid open world RPG. Lots of re-playability, hard as fuck but rewarding, excellent co-op.

    • @originalgreatdouchebag2866
      @originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 года назад

      its not that hard lol

    • @austinkious3940
      @austinkious3940 2 года назад

      @@originalgreatdouchebag2866 Now that I'm much more experienced with the game I'd be inclined to agree. It is still harder than most modern games but in a lot of ways, the game is pretty forgiving.

    • @originalgreatdouchebag2866
      @originalgreatdouchebag2866 2 года назад

      @@austinkious3940 true

    • @luisfuentes3846
      @luisfuentes3846 2 года назад +1

      @@austinkious3940 old thread but the open world has its charm too. You have to constantly interact with it to get basic supplies to travel, and I thinks that’s overlooked compared to most open world games. That and minimal map markers to encourage navigation, that’s also pretty good.

    • @austinkious3940
      @austinkious3940 2 года назад

      @@luisfuentes3846 Yea Outward is still one of my favorite RPGs. I still go back to it from time to time when I get burned out on Elden Ring.

  • @DFCwastaken
    @DFCwastaken 3 года назад +51

    Sam became a heavy chain smoker in a very short amount of time

  • @MrCaretucker
    @MrCaretucker 3 года назад +26

    I love hearing the difference between Sam’s regular voice, and Sam’s sick voice.

  • @bearjam5372
    @bearjam5372 3 года назад +49

    The NCR will remember that title Sam.

  • @riobux3018
    @riobux3018 3 года назад +6

    Sam looks and sounds like he's one moustache away from giving me tips of how to fix my car on the side of a busy motorway while the towtruck comes to pick it up.

  • @jackf1830
    @jackf1830 2 года назад +2

    The way Sam says “jobe” instead of Gob…it’s just beautiful.

    • @masonnasty8596
      @masonnasty8596 Год назад

      Thought dude was saying Joe, like he either completely botched the name or I'm unaware of some inside joke

  • @Miductions
    @Miductions 3 года назад +117

    Sam’s boomer phase is developing nicely.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 3 года назад +44

    Good lord, once again Sam sounds like he's been living off of Pall Malls and domestic-violence-juice

  • @TastyTacoN1nja
    @TastyTacoN1nja 3 года назад +41

    sam sounds like hes gonna call me a smoothskin

  • @bud6961
    @bud6961 3 года назад +1

    That luxury tent had me busting a gut.

  • @gareth1330
    @gareth1330 2 года назад +1

    Paying off the lighthouse: 150$
    A luxury tent: 200$
    Lmfao Bryan

  • @FilthyCheeseCake22459
    @FilthyCheeseCake22459 3 года назад +29

    Calling Gob, Jobe 🥺 sad day for ghoul kind

    • @bdubbya4200
      @bdubbya4200 3 года назад +9

      I FEEL THE SAME WAY! I actually was like, "Who the fuck is Jobe.."

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts 3 года назад +2

      'Woah, am I lookin in a mirror or are you just that ugly?'

  • @hydrokinesis9748
    @hydrokinesis9748 3 года назад +28

    HELL YEAH. This shitty game is one of my favorites, and aside from Seth Scneanschecfkskc, I hadn't seen anyone else cover it.

    • @anthonyparedes7423
      @anthonyparedes7423 3 года назад +1

      Hey, how can I get a 3 man team? I thought it was only duos

    • @hydrokinesis9748
      @hydrokinesis9748 3 года назад +2

      @@anthonyparedes7423 Theres a mod for it, which I think is what they probably used.

    • @caveteethjoe
      @caveteethjoe 3 года назад +1

      There's a guy named Comforts of the burrow that plays it, I like his videos

    • @wisewizard9552
      @wisewizard9552 3 года назад +1

      It's not fucking shitty in the slightest. All the mechanics are polished.

  • @brokentrashcan2836
    @brokentrashcan2836 3 года назад +11

    When Sam gets sick he should record some funny lines as a cliche badass character and say horrible things possibly directed at Aqua

  • @oletorvik5524
    @oletorvik5524 3 года назад

    Hahahah "Confusion? I've been confused my whole life"🤣 golden

  • @IrateWizrd
    @IrateWizrd 3 года назад +6

    This voice is the logical progression of Sam's wheeze

  • @mirceazaharia2094
    @mirceazaharia2094 3 года назад +30

    As soon as I saw that character design and read the title, I suspected it would be Outward. Thanks for giving this game a look, Sam. Greetings from the Merchant's Guild.

  • @Epiclyspeaking
    @Epiclyspeaking 3 года назад +51

    Sseth enjoyers: "Hey I've seen this one before it's a classic."

    • @ZeWhiteRabbit8
      @ZeWhiteRabbit8 3 года назад +9

      what do you mean you've seen it?
      it's brand new

    • @Trollensky
      @Trollensky 3 года назад +2

      @@ZeWhiteRabbit8 ....

  • @itsmi9352
    @itsmi9352 3 года назад +26

    Ahhh, this game really makes you appreciate the 3rd ammendment.

  • @FlamingAtheist
    @FlamingAtheist 3 года назад +3

    Outward is a fantastic game that is overlooked. It has just the right amount of cool stuff without being too complicated and is a genuine challenge and great to play with friends and get into shenanagains.
    Some things could be improved sure, but for the most part its a fantastic game.

  • @BR500
    @BR500 3 года назад +1

    Bryan: "If I buy a bag, will I be with the cool kids again" 15:34
    😂

  • @Barquevious_Jackson
    @Barquevious_Jackson 3 года назад +9

    Finally a message I can get behind!

  • @kotan2185
    @kotan2185 3 года назад +31

    I feel like Sam's forehead to hair ratio is on the tipping point.

  • @JoseCalderon-zn1ws
    @JoseCalderon-zn1ws 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh, I have being playing this game for years, it was painful to see Sam getting folded by a bandit

  • @DANKSINATRA204
    @DANKSINATRA204 3 года назад +1

    Sam sounding like Harvey Forbes from Independence Day

  • @dknf4036
    @dknf4036 3 года назад +7

    Bizzle and Sam together always makes me laugh so hard

    • @oakenmind
      @oakenmind 3 года назад

      Sam and Bizzle have always been the best content on this channel, Sam and Bizzle or just Sam.

  • @404-d7b
    @404-d7b 3 года назад +6

    Sam sounds like a grizzled criminal discussing how him and his cronies are gonna make it big with their one last score

  • @mrlbow
    @mrlbow 3 года назад +21

    While there's maybe still time, can you upload a quick "Hell yeah, Brother" with that voice?

  • @accursedchicken7001
    @accursedchicken7001 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is my favorite General Sam video and idk why it just is

  • @lewisgibbens9918
    @lewisgibbens9918 3 года назад +1

    The voice in combination with talking about the IRS breathing down your neck is a based duo

  • @caseyfoster5505
    @caseyfoster5505 3 года назад +4

    The tent scene had me dying hahah

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 года назад +10

    Sam: *goes to Jewish territory
    Also Sam:*immediately makes a fire

  • @jahsamufari
    @jahsamufari 3 года назад +17

    Sam's music always dope AF, love the breakbeats.

  • @befer
    @befer 3 года назад +1

    This guy sounds like he drinks whisky instead of water and breathes through cigarettes, but looks like he's gonna fix your computer when you call the IT department

  • @mattmcdonald8348
    @mattmcdonald8348 2 года назад

    “semen is the glue of friendship”🤣🤣 shit got me rolling🤣🤣

  • @Jtoob-z5n
    @Jtoob-z5n 3 года назад +11

    What did he call Gob? Joeb?
    Love this game though

    • @CryoSignal
      @CryoSignal 3 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment

    • @cstinybaby
      @cstinybaby 3 года назад +1

      like wtf? why would it be jobe? i was so confused because i’ve played FO3 dozens of times and couldn’t remember a “jobe” anywhere until i realized he meant gob.

    • @childrenssoup
      @childrenssoup 3 года назад

      It's like Gob from Mitchell Hurwitz's 2003 hit television sitcom "Arrested Development"

  • @Pemshibro
    @Pemshibro 3 года назад +22

    legitimately started playing this a couple of days ago with two of my friends, never before have I related to a video more

  • @bulkmagician4996
    @bulkmagician4996 3 года назад +7

    Hes starting to look like a dad he definitely has the body now the voice

  • @dylanmonstrum1538
    @dylanmonstrum1538 3 года назад +1

    Semen is the glue of friendship - Stalt 2021

  • @Murasame13
    @Murasame13 3 года назад

    "Wanna go to bandit camp?"
    >bottom left: Day 15
    LMAO

  • @sling6896
    @sling6896 3 года назад +4

    Sam gets closer to becoming Alex Jones everyday now

  • @tyinplop6356
    @tyinplop6356 3 года назад +5

    Sam is slowly transforming into the old distant old man character he’s always playing

  • @lykthewarlock
    @lykthewarlock 3 года назад +4

    OH MY GOD
    I've played outward for a few months now and waited for Sam to play it.
    Thank you Grandmaster Samuel the Third ❤️

  • @eggdog9057
    @eggdog9057 2 года назад +1

    Sam sounds like he wants to ask me about the gray-manes and battle-borns

  • @jw1548
    @jw1548 5 месяцев назад +1

    most of what general sam and society take for granted is paid for by taxes.

  • @sir-jams-a-lot9645
    @sir-jams-a-lot9645 3 года назад +5

    Ngl I'm starting to think Sam's genetics have something to do with this fear of losing money to taxes

  • @airekvinlandslayerofthesev5234
    @airekvinlandslayerofthesev5234 3 года назад +4

    I see you have the Raid mod on, good. This game is such a gem. Hope a second one is in the works

  • @Ataraxia95
    @Ataraxia95 3 года назад +6

    I kind of want to see Sam play some horror games.

  • @CumGang69
    @CumGang69 3 года назад +19

    I love how Bryan always tries to find some way in Gaslighting his Loot Goblin Behavior, as if he doesn't scurry like a rat

  • @Chestwolf
    @Chestwolf 2 года назад

    7:40 the fact that I've never seen anyone chew ice cream with their mouth open the way you did makes me want to take my like back.

  • @sage9255
    @sage9255 3 года назад

    this looks like some human odyssey of discovery gone horribly wrong.
    The discovery of murderous chickens, discovering traps, the trial and error of walking through "rancid water", wholesome banter, the difference in between low and high class.
    very nice.

  • @TheAratine
    @TheAratine 3 года назад +6

    Honestly, I like Sam's voice better when he's sick, he sounds like a ghoul.

    • @oakenmind
      @oakenmind 3 года назад

      Whaddya want, Smoothskin?

  • @tristannash2908
    @tristannash2908 Год назад +21

    i love outward i wish more people enjoyed it

    • @jessecrockett8127
      @jessecrockett8127 Год назад +2

      It's pretty fuckin mid

    • @jessecrockett8127
      @jessecrockett8127 Год назад

      @@stankobarabata2406 Outward is more broken than any Bethesda game I've played.

    • @jessecrockett8127
      @jessecrockett8127 Год назад

      @@stankobarabata2406 Skyrim has done all that over the course of me playing it for 10 years, but I don't experience game breaking bugs every playthrough. I played Outward for 6 hours, all I got was T-Posing enemies and duplicating items, interiors didn't load properly and eventually I just fell through the ground and couldn't continue playing.

    • @LordSos91
      @LordSos91 Год назад

      @@stankobarabata2406 or elder scrolls online, make a tank get nothing but sneak quests lol

  • @blakemckeel6228
    @blakemckeel6228 3 года назад +4

    Dude, when is sam not sick? This man contracts everything.

    • @xXx_CyberCrusader_xXx
      @xXx_CyberCrusader_xXx 3 года назад

      It's because of his weak gamer immune system, my guy

    • @sketch-R
      @sketch-R 3 года назад

      He's gonna be like mister burns, he'll eventually accumulate all the deseases thus canceling eachother out.

  • @cyberded8418
    @cyberded8418 3 года назад

    "Semen is the glue of friendship"
    Damn, never expect to inhale such timeless pristine truth in place like this

  • @RobinHood-yk8og
    @RobinHood-yk8og 3 года назад

    General Sam with the D&B backing track.... like a f*ckin BOSS

  • @ShopeeMarketteam
    @ShopeeMarketteam 3 года назад +12

    "I'll see you guys next time"
    Hell yeah
    "For another Tarkov video"
    Hell no