Big Boss Yes but when someone opens a joke with something so disgustingly retarded it ruins the joke. At least for me. I'm sure your 85 IQ finds fart jokes funny.
RUclips is finally working after major outages. It happened to me when I went to click on this, an hour ago. RUclips literally can't handle the weight of your balls, Sam. You've reached the pinnacle.
Gewehr means rifle actually. Schusswaffe would be the term you use for guns in general. So yeah we called our main battle rifles Rifle 98, Carbine 98, our pistol Pistol 38, our machine guns Machine Gun 34 and 42 respectively and our smgs Machine Pistol 38 and 40. Some guns in Nazi Germany were just called device in order to hide their purpose but yeah we aren't the most creative at naming guns.
Am a Puerto Rican and I went trough a hurricane that penetrated my country like a small Asian woman. Update:It hasn’t gotten any better first earthquakes then falling space trash and now fearing of corona virus but rest assured I will survive.Its like getting bukkaked but with disasters.
*Slightest bit of wind* my provider : your connection could be instable due to meteo conditions in your area. General Sam : *I Did A Stream During Hurricane Michael*
@@Dark0neone how TF are you going to tell me ? I was on RUclips during the time it went down I know this because my little brothers RUclips was down and I was trying to fix it but couldn't but that whole time my RUclips was working fine .
This hurricane actually took out my house and everything in it lmao. I didn't have a computer for like a year and started thanking the local police on my facebook page and shit. The hurricane ruined me more than meth has my county
Hey Sam you ok because I heard the Panhandle got kicked in the balls by Hurricane Michael you and aqua FPS ares ones ofs mys faves and I hope your ok so yeah
Игры
I like how the hurricane went directly for tallehasse, as if nature itself wants to cleanse you from this earth.
It failed
@@PersonIDK frick
That was a tactical hurricane to take over Tallahassee
@SC43 7 More like a tepid titty twister to trespass & traverse terra firma. Am I right guys?
That hurricane was part of Sam's plan to take over Tallahassee
"30 year old boomer defends home from communist invaders while screaming at hurricane"
A 30 year old is not a boomer, aut.
@@fierywolverine5044 jokes don't have to be 100 percent accurate, aut.
@darkopsguy zoomer*
Look at this dude
Look at the top of his head
Big Boss Yes but when someone opens a joke with something so disgustingly retarded it ruins the joke. At least for me. I'm sure your 85 IQ finds fart jokes funny.
sam just gets upset when i watch other channels besides his. i think has a crush on me. this is quite a juicy love triangle...
AquaFPS love you Aqua!! I also love stimpee dude! You 3 are literally the only reason i watch RUclips!! Youre awesome man,keep it up brotha
Tbh i think you said this just to throw us off your love lust for him not gonna work here aquaFPS only alpha males go here u beta
says the gai boi who posts fart night :))))))))))))))))))))))))
A L R I G H T
@@xXLongStridesXx madlad
Well I am White , but I prefer to be addressed as Ben Affleck
love you dude
my last name is affleck lmao
Go back to your roots.. H&G. I remember when you started getting big with H&G then left it :( its sufferable now..
kotton what are you doing here
You might as well play hunt with him
The fact that his wife just left him there makes me laugh
His Snake is Solid mine is more solid you bimbo
well what was she gonna do, drag him out
I mean if he dies she gets the house so not a lot to lose ya know?
@@Torguish if the hurricane took him out I don't think there would've been a house to take lmao
I would say He left his wife
Sam is like Dorthy from the Wizard of Oz but instead, he's flying into the Holocaust.
I laughed so hard when I read this comment lmao
Definitely not in Kansas anymore
Damn, they both flew into something fake
bruh
Just to help them out.
Despite having a wife and a kid, he stayed at his place, facing the hurricane, playing the games.
Now this, boys, is the Alpha Gamer Male.
“If I’m gonna die, it’ll be in the comfort of my own home, not sitting next to my fuckin in-laws.” Those are the words I live by now.
RUclips is finally working after major outages.
It happened to me when I went to click on this, an hour ago.
RUclips literally can't handle the weight of your balls, Sam.
You've reached the pinnacle.
It didn't happen to me I guess I was a lucky guy
It couldn't take the cancer in chat and shot itself in the head
Gewehr means rifle actually. Schusswaffe would be the term you use for guns in general. So yeah we called our main battle rifles Rifle 98, Carbine 98, our pistol Pistol 38, our machine guns Machine Gun 34 and 42 respectively and our smgs Machine Pistol 38 and 40. Some guns in Nazi Germany were just called device in order to hide their purpose but yeah we aren't the most creative at naming guns.
They're just military designations, I think. Just as M16 and L1A1 are. Honestly they're much nicer designations than most as they're descriptive.
You're efficient, it's different
Still better than the Sino-Japanese trend of Type-XX for everything military related
Yeah and their tank 3s and tiger tank
never forget ASSAULT RIFLE 44, the most CREATIVE name Germany could've come up with for the first automatic rifle.
cool shirt :)
charborg whats your opinion on eugenics
You're a cool shirt
Fish boi
DO YOU WANT TO WEAR COOL CLOTHES?!
): trihs looc
"Florida man dies while streaming during a hurricane"
this video broke youtube
I stg I think it really did
How
No
RIP SAMS BIONICAL COLLECTION PRESS F
*F*
F
"Hans I've made da world's first Assault Rifle"
"Amazing Stupile what do you call it?"
"Gun"
"We already have something called gun"
"Gun... 44..."
I legitimately have so much nostalgia for this era of Sam
Ur discord is a mass of the worst people from all walks of life it truly is beautiful
It's a shithole, our shithole
St0rm /our/
Well I mean it is discord it’ll be trash regardless
@@vulgrim909
Our /stormfront/
@Frank Glass how
Ok, this is sufficiently epic
"wtf, I did not sleep on my front porch, I am a civilized man; I slept on my back porch."
Am a Puerto Rican and I went trough a hurricane that penetrated my country like a small Asian woman. Update:It hasn’t gotten any better first earthquakes then falling space trash and now fearing of corona virus but rest assured I will survive.Its like getting bukkaked but with disasters.
Maria didn't just penetrate us. It used a 50 inches wide arm.
This made me laugh so hard!
Falling what?
Its 2020, it says that this comment was put here 2 years ago.. we had corona in 2018? xD
@@szwedy1 it was updated recently
If you write General Sam backwards it spells Papa Rabbi
It also spells Mass Genocide.
@@domolords That's not how you spell that, it's spelled acceptable casualties
wAIT NO It DOESNT!!!! OMGG! GUYS HES LYing DONT BELIEVE
MediaMadness its the funny baby from Family Guy :D
O i like you, lets make sweet sweet love.
i like how youtube goes down when i try to watch
You too??????
Bitch was down for a hot minute!
@@SchwarzerReign it went down world wide. lol
@@aizenberg1232 seriously?
@@aizenberg1232 is your pfp from rust?😂
*Slightest bit of wind*
my provider : your connection could be instable due to meteo conditions in your area.
General Sam : *I Did A Stream During Hurricane Michael*
A fine quote from Sam "The bank owns me for 30 years on this fucking place I'm not letting a scratch be put on it"
Did je move to a new house in the last 3 years?
@@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 The bank won.
RUclips went down during this, 10/16/18 NEVER FORGET
It didn't go down for me though
Yeah it did, it went down for everyone.
@@Dark0neone how TF are you going to tell me ? I was on RUclips during the time it went down I know this because my little brothers RUclips was down and I was trying to fix it but couldn't but that whole time my RUclips was working fine .
Boi if you don't shut yo ass up and stop lying I will find you and make it so you can't access youtube
Anoahmous Noah.
I hope this hurricane doesn’t stop the uploads
Papa Stalin
The hurricane was a week ago already
I hope it does
This was so epic it broke RUclips servers.
Literally one of the funniest dudes on youtube.
Not a high bar but I agree
general sam more like general scam UPTOP
Jerem B.M Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.
um ok this happens to be epic
Im quarantined just watching all these old playlists.
Chillin with the window open and the rain fallin damn its melencholy.
Can we all just take a moment and praise sam’s absolute mastery of the “intentionally ignorant” tone of voice
Sometimes I forget momentarily it's a bit and I get pissed off lol
I love you Sam, God bless you.
R.I.P Sam
This better be good or i may have to inform the Gestapo
This hurricane actually took out my house and everything in it lmao. I didn't have a computer for like a year and started thanking the local police on my facebook page and shit. The hurricane ruined me more than meth has my county
Sounds like God hates the South
When sam finds out that the MP in MP42 means
"Machine pistol"
he gonna freak out
It's insane how the same game that this guy is playing now is significantly worse after they kept on updating it
Lmao word
Sam why you a teasea me mama mia pizzaria
To this day, this one of my favorite RUclips videos. It’s so cozy and offers constant laughs
God, I love you General Sam. Your videos are now my life LMAO.
Gang weed
Only thirty seconds in yet bursting with laughter. Sam is an amazing youtuber and generally a cool guy.
_"Michael made me leave."_
_- General Sam_
eric andre laughtrack + charborg shirt = amazing vid
"My forehead looks like a f***ing side of a Zeplin" - General Sam 2018
Just wasted my time liking all the comments
Wasted? That sounds like time well spent
It's funny to listen to Sam talk about being excited for Red dead when those vids are what introduced me to him
Dude your still my favorite youtuber. Your comedy exceeds the fact that your Floridian. Your a true gentleman scholar. Well done my boy well done.
In my opinion I think longer videos like these are great
I'm just coming back around to say Sam predicted the korean/asian female streamer twitch takeover
Sam sitting in the dark has to be the most disturbing thing since Jack Torrance decided to make firewood out of wife and kid.
Went through Michael too. Sam’s assessment is more accurate than any news coverage.
19:35 He speaks the truth!
This video destroyed RUclips.
Your dialogue cracks me up every time Sam, hard to find this brand of 'no lube' chatter.
For some reason I keep getting drawn to this video. I guess there's a level of badass that comes with streaming during a hurricane
23:02 that is by far one of the best australian impersonations ive ever witnessed
I didn’t realize Sam is from the same city as me, and we have the same name, wack
Wait a minute....
Maybe you *are* Sam
@@grimreefer9324 say doesn’t eat salads
This is one of the best videos Sam ever made. Just love it!
Bless you Sam I remember the minute it went down probably the best stream 2018 I was lucky enough to watch lmfao
Shame it got cut short but I am glad I poped your youtube stream hymen
Because I've watched this video three times already I'm going fucking deaf so thank you Sam
This channel is just so chill. Too chill maybe
*This is by far the best channel on RUclips*
Neato Dorito
Mah gawd
I've seen this video before but it was in my recommended. I love it so much.
You've very subtly became one of my favorite content creators.
Hurricane Michael Myres
Hey Sam you ok because I heard the Panhandle got kicked in the balls by Hurricane Michael you and aqua FPS ares ones ofs mys faves and I hope your ok so yeah
You woke me up with that damn German gun joke God damnit
Australians: *Literally invents Wifi*
General Sam: cUrVEd STicK
Dude how did you just get away with leaving your wife and kids during a hurricane lmao
RUclips stopped working just to stop Sam
Your nice "SMOOTH" voice is draining my battery life
3:49 Why in dafuq am I watching this for the 10th time and still laughing?
Premiere, that's a dislike for daddy.
Not yet
opening monologue is why i gave you that well deserved like.
I watch this every time a hurricane comes around
My family got merced by v sauce Michael here
Pretty sure this video shut down RUclips
Got hit by Michael in GA, somewhere above tallahasse.
Knocked out the power, didnt do too much damage. Glad you made it.
fukken legendary as always, SAMUEL
My dad left
Sam's baby probably cries through the whole thing
Abby and the kid left and went out of harm's way like sane individuals. Sam, however, stayed behind like the Florida Man he is.
Posted this before the video premiered just so people don't comment about how it doesn't make sense.
Sam is true content creator. Not even a hurricane can stop him from creating quality content
Having this video be a livestream was pretty fucking cool, btw. Seeing live comments is awesome
Is this Jackass 2?
Maybe
It’s „Rifle 43“ , gun is „Waffe“. I realize Iam very late on this.
no waffe means weapon
there are legends and then there is this absolute mad man.
This ending is the absolute best
XD
I played with you in siege and honestly you deserve having no power since I wasn’t in the video. Jk love ya no homo
The laugh at 2310 can be no other than aqua
this man has superior humorous properties
I played Minecraft during hurricane micheal
fanatically fantastic I nutted to Hurricane Michael.
@@sowietdoge6259 i wonder what ill find if i search hurricane micheal on rule 34
I remember seeing r34 for hurricane irma or something. I'm sure you'll find michael r34
@@almost_friday9745 we havin some fun tonight boiz
Someone reply to this when it starts. Please!
Last time i clicked reminder it didnt remind me soooooooo
Its starting
HURRY
Your gonna miss it
Its starting
aaaaand you already missed it. good job bud.
Sam proves his manhood by laughing in the face of a hurricane, more at 7
Bro hands down best imitation of that kid from breaking bad i have ever heard.