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@@GeneralSam I bought the first of the new ones and it was episodic and I got the season pass expecting more episodes and they just released a new game instead. But maybe I'll get it on sale at a later date. I definitely still enjoy playing it though...
It's probably a well trained shotgun that isn't aggressive to people. I keep my firearms in kennels to stop them from shooting anyone I don't want them to.
One time I gave a homeless man food and shortly after I noticed Aqua rushing to knock the sustenance from his hands. Aqua was too slow and the homeless man got a bite so Aqua beat the poor soul to death.
I'm all for guns but he should git a safe or put it out of reach from the children. even if its unloaded its still good practice to keep it secure when you have children. i know he said hes gritting rid of them but the least he could do is keep them out of short peoples reach until he dues.
@@yesman9792 He said he wasn't getting rid of all of them, and he didn't have enough safe spots to store them where his kids couldn't get to them and be harmed.
Not really lol. Literally always been a thing. Once it stops being a hot topic you'll move on along with everyone else until the next time it becomes a hot topic.
The best part that he got rid of a gun that would be extremely difficult for a child to injure themselves with, and kept the shotgun that could slamfire if dropped
@@rustyshackleford1508 tf? You do realize it’s illegal for modern shotguns to be manufactured with slam fire capabilities (plus why are you dropping a shotgun while holding the pump?) This ain’t the 1900s anymore we’ve got retarded laws now
@@PGTRegard do y’all get all of your gun info from cod? The odds of a modern firearm going off when dropped are slim to none regardless of if it has a legit “drop safety”. It’s basic physics
@@clownworld4655 It is a legitimate concern. Rare yes, but not impossible. The reason why "cruiser ready" (full tube, empty chamber, hammer down) is a thing.
"I've been stalking people and dumping their bodies in dumpsters since 2006" -Seneral Gam 2021 25:19 This might not even be his worst out of context quote.
"I need to sell all my guns so my kid doesn't find them" (Has a tactical 12 gauge leaning against his gamer station where he is seated holding his baby)
Yo when I first started watching these videos I was like “Jippy’s music feels like some MF DOOM beats”, and after looking at those shirts I can definitely see the influence. Jippy your stuff is amazing(idk if you ever look at comments) and I’ll be sure to put your stuff on whenever I need that alternative hip hop sound without lyrics. Glad I found your music :)
I like that Sam has a shotgun just sitting against the wall, in the same room that he streams in. The fact that he brought his baby in there, makes it even better.
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear fir
I was jamming out to Jippy's music at work last night; We need a Jippy bonus episode with a face reveal where they just roasts Sam and talk about putting up with his shit for years.
I don't even know why I watch General Sam. I don't play Tarkov, I don't play Hunt: Showdown, I don't play RDR--his personality is just so amazing that I come back over and over again!
Holy sh*t Poobs rush hour 4 joke at 10:45 made me burst out laughing so hard!!!! That was comedy gold. If you dont get the referance its because its something Tucker says in the blooper reel about a dude him and jackie just killed lmao
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Eft when?
Damn it... I don't own the game... mainly bc the hit man franchise became trash...
Nice shotgun
@@justinfriedman8303 the hell you talking about the new hitman trilogy is a better game than any of the prior installations
@@GeneralSam I bought the first of the new ones and it was episodic and I got the season pass expecting more episodes and they just released a new game instead. But maybe I'll get it on sale at a later date. I definitely still enjoy playing it though...
Women fear me
Men want to be me
Children aren’t allowed within 15 feet of me
15 that’s nothing children around around 100 feet of me
@@parosak7175 damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
@@rustyshackleford1508 Fukin Sir Shackleford strikes again!
i came
@@joshuamagalona3100 i came
That poor kid, little thing inherited sams forehead genes
born with the unfair advantage/disadvantage of a gamer brain full of nawledge
OMG that was my first thought and i seen this comment at the top YES!!
Fucking Brienne of Tarth hairline.
Thats alot of forehead though wtf ...
I didn’t wanna say it lol
“Do you wanna say something to the people?” “Hehfhgsha hhhahhfs ha, whea” truly inspiring
Reminds me of a pug
It’s crazy to think these men aren’t virgins.
There is hope for all of us
Watching Sam desperately try to gaslight his friends into thinking they're weird for not being sexual deviants is truly something special.
It is the way of his people
Ya. Hes definitely not playing a character. Sam is legit ate up.
To be fair, they're friends with Sam, so it is a bit weird in that context.
Must be hard for Sam, looking after two babies on a daily basis, plus his children.
Sam is one of the rare beings that is able to conjure a child that somehow looks older than him
@Rita - F**UĆК МЕ ! true man
@Rita - F**UĆК МЕ ! true
the curse of aging accumulates over the generations, his grandchildren will be born looking 100 yo.
@@LawkzBro yeah but did you hear what Rita said
@@Jerry_Bean Damn, thanks for pointing it out, would have missed it otherwise. Very true and accurate.
Well with a forehead like that, there’s no doubting that’s Sam’s child
Jippy - "can't wait to see the in-vid ad Sam promised me."
The ad - *baby crying*
Wrinkled shirts
8:15 is the first time I have ever heard Sam be compassionate to another living being
It triggered my fight or flight
Because she’s his next-of-kin. She’s going to be the next General Sam.
*primal breathing*
I love how he’s grabbing his child and there’s clearly a shotgun behind his chair
Hunt showdown in real life?
@@lupe323 real life: 8:32 I think it was
Hey a man's gotta be ready to defend the homestead at all times.
It's probably a well trained shotgun that isn't aggressive to people. I keep my firearms in kennels to stop them from shooting anyone I don't want them to.
@@Pebble_Hill bruh lmfao
I half expected to hear a loud smack and louder crying when Sam said that there was a baby crying.
ah thats better
Sam with his child is warming my rat heart
Shits looking the wrong way i think it's already broke
off to the re-education camp with you, no healthy/natural feelings allowed in the Rat-Club
Sam: “I got rid of my guns for my children’s safety”
*12 gauge just casually sitting in the corner within child reach*
Looked like a 20
As it should be
They aren’t long enough to shoot themselves with a shotgun yet
Yeah he said he was going to sell all his guns but only sold his rifle than bought that shotgun with the money.
@@trippiechris6804 exactly. By the time they are they'll either know better, or Sam will have one less mouth to feed.
"You wanna say something to the people?"
*pug noises*
“What’s wrong? Wanna say something to the people?” Baby proceeds to make gremlin noises 😂👌🏻
just like its dad
@@Kasigil0 how cute
tactical shotgun leaning against desk as sam gets up lol
Him holding the baby almost made me think he was human.
Dont let him trick you
It’s a farce
almost dont let him fool you that babys a paid actor
@@cabbageman5329 i dunno man plenty of comments have pointed out that with a forehead like that, the baby has got to be his.
@@domino6918 hes got a good scouting agency
I like how there’s a shotgun right next to the desk. Just in case someone tries to sneak into his gamer ghetto.
Bruh🤣
Gotta protect the gamer hole
gamer grotto
And maybe a bong behind the computer 😂
@Trippy_Trolls I love you. Was gonna do it myself, but you beat me to it.
Aqua not getting the "a minor" chord joke was the funniest thing he has ever done.
Which is surprising, because usually he’s all about minors
One time I gave a homeless man food and shortly after I noticed Aqua rushing to knock the sustenance from his hands. Aqua was too slow and the homeless man got a bite so Aqua beat the poor soul to death.
Nerd
I misread chord with a hard ch
@@maximutatro3176 he can’t keep getting away with
1 week ago i actually had removed one testicle due to cancer, but the whole Lance Armstrong part really cracked me up.
Fucking great video champ.
Holy shit
How fast you bike now
@@user-ii4rv3ti3n faster than ever
Can you run the speed of light now?
I hope you're doing well man, at least now you can bike really fast and almost sit fully cross legged
General Sam: Im selling all my guns
Also General Sam: has the Mossberg next to his desk
Hes scared of his kids pulling a reiner but not a kurt cobain, respect.
Lol glad someone else noticed that short barreled monster
I see that Sam's child has inherited his receding hairline
Jippy: Proffesionalism when you sell my merch
Sam: *puts mic in infants face
8:19 honestly that is cute how he brings his baby. Sam's a chill dad
I feel like people spend weeks crafting the most bombass roasts of all time just to berate Sam into the nether realm with every time he uploads
And they're always as entertaining as his videos too
I mean, it's not hard to come up with some zingers when you take into account his upload schedule
@@shexovehxnr284 schedule?
Sam + Jippy = Most legendary duo on the planet
Lmao the bots
Definitely getting some of his shirts! Love that style, plus I wanna support my boy.
Jippy best girl
any of y'all know the outro song?
DON'T FORGET STALTT
I just think its beautiful that at 8:23 you can see a shotgun leaned against sam's desk.
And a bong behind his monitor lmao
MERICA lol home of guns and bongs 🤣😂🤣😂
I'm all for guns but he should git a safe or put it out of reach from the children. even if its unloaded its still good practice to keep it secure when you have children.
i know he said hes gritting rid of them but the least he could do is keep them out of short peoples reach until he dues.
Sam: getting rid of guns because he has children now
also Sam: Pump action shotgun right next to his desk
I finally have something worth defending...better get rid of my guns lol
@@yesman9792 He said he wasn't getting rid of all of them, and he didn't have enough safe spots to store them where his kids couldn't get to them and be harmed.
Thanks for clarifying,but when did he say that?
@@caliber9881 dont know what video, but pretty recently. He said hes selling them, but keeping his old bolt actions if I remember correctly.
@@caliber9881 podcast
Gremlin noises. ✅
Massive forehead. ✅
Definitely Sam's child.
I thought he stole it
@@snowtfl5617finders keepers
2:10 aged well...
Not really lol. Literally always been a thing. Once it stops being a hot topic you'll move on along with everyone else until the next time it becomes a hot topic.
Religions are dangerous
Plot twist : "Your best friend jippy" is just sam's alter-ego he invented, to pretend he has a best friend.
But he's everyone's best friend
;(
Sam: I’m gonna get rid of my guns. Also Sam: has a 12 gauge next to his desk
The best part that he got rid of a gun that would be extremely difficult for a child to injure themselves with, and kept the shotgun that could slamfire if dropped
@@rustyshackleford1508 tf? You do realize it’s illegal for modern shotguns to be manufactured with slam fire capabilities (plus why are you dropping a shotgun while holding the pump?) This ain’t the 1900s anymore we’ve got retarded laws now
@@clownworld4655 He meant it doesn't have a drop safety.
@@PGTRegard do y’all get all of your gun info from cod? The odds of a modern firearm going off when dropped are slim to none regardless of if it has a legit “drop safety”. It’s basic physics
@@clownworld4655 It is a legitimate concern. Rare yes, but not impossible. The reason why "cruiser ready" (full tube, empty chamber, hammer down) is a thing.
"I've been stalking people and dumping their bodies in dumpsters since 2006"
-Seneral Gam 2021
25:19
This might not even be his worst out of context quote.
We really need a soundboard for general sam quotes. like a whole group r/outofcontextsam or r/samisms except not reddit because reddit is for retards.
@@hendrik6720 If reddit is for retards then it's the perfect place for stuff like that.
@@LawkzBro you're too clever for your own good.
"I'm getting rid of my guns"
Pump action next to the desk lol.
With the past year, no ones selling guns lmao
Based sam
"you better watch your baby oil"
"you better watch that big ass forehead"
Bro Jippy makes some damn good music, all of these years just releasing bangers
Do you know the outro song?
@@nerohelvete3401 I don't but here's a channel with some of his songs
ruclips.net/channel/UC17Plu6pe6IJVXUttD2uIWAplaylists
@@s4n714g000 do you know the intro song tho?
At least you can know for sure the baby is yours just by looking at his forehead.
I like how sam goes off screen and starts making goblin noises on mic trying to tell us it's his "baby"
Aqua has reached the fifth stage of grief: acceptance
"they're going to think youre a dog" me 5 seconds before this statement thinking he had a pug
"I need to sell all my guns so my kid doesn't find them"
(Has a tactical 12 gauge leaning against his gamer station where he is seated holding his baby)
Wow, hearing that girl wheeze, you really can tell she’s your daughter Sam.
Watching Sam use the bomb lance in Hunt puts a smile on my face. It lets me know that although he’s a rat in Tarkov, he’s loving like a chad in Hunt.
The joke at 2:20 aged perfectly
Not really
Yo when I first started watching these videos I was like “Jippy’s music feels like some MF DOOM beats”, and after looking at those shirts I can definitely see the influence. Jippy your stuff is amazing(idk if you ever look at comments) and I’ll be sure to put your stuff on whenever I need that alternative hip hop sound without lyrics. Glad I found your music :)
R.I.P MF DOOM
Sam is the type of guy to walk around at night just to scare women.
As would I
He go boo
That's how I met my wife.
Another perfectly timed video theme! The title itself...enough to turn a grown man to tears
I like that Sam has a shotgun just sitting against the wall, in the same room that he streams in. The fact that he brought his baby in there, makes it even better.
"Howdy partner"
*at this point his brain had no longer existed and his head was 80% axe*
"wanna say something to the people?" *Estranged goblin noises*
@@CARILYNF yep
@@CARILYNF yeah, and you dont know how to tie your shoes! pathetic, what're you 30? cmon man. dont you think you're a lil old to be wearing velcro?
Another video that do enjoy watching during class.
general sam is the only teacher for me
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear fir
its almost 3am saturday forr me cuhh💪🏿😩
Dang bro I'm sorry I'm on break already
Letting the general ruin your education smh
Literally just yesterday I went through and watched all your hunt videos so I feel like I made this upload happen
Are we going to ignore that when it comes to Hunt:Showdown Sam is insane
Poob be like “what’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss”
I cannot wait until Sam's daughter finds this channel in ten years
Why does the new baby have hair like Marley's ghost from a Christmas Carol
You really got to ask that question?
@@joshwaterman5526 great point
Jippy and Sam's work together is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of RUclips
So its disgusting?
@@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 Disgustingly delicious maybe
@@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 who hurt you?
@@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 can I get the sauce of your pfp?
@@Ashhley_the_shawty Sadly No its Just a random fanart of Xiao
8:25 was just Sam out of breath from standing up to quick
This has aged like fine wine 2:10
Sam likes Artemis Fowl. My respect for him know no bounds.
7:10 Being in a group in-game with GeneralSam is like being in a relationship with Chris Brown
Same amount of times people get offended because the N-word gets said.
@@hedlock438 that makes no sense
@@ecco2ks why not?
23:07 never noticed he catches his shotgun shell mid air
Dude 11:44 as well
lmao watching the bit in 2:10 in 2024 is wild now.
It’s crazy the Israel vs Palestine joke was made almost 3 years ago 😂😂 shii still holds up to this day 💀
It's been a notoriously controversial topic in the US for decades. Y'all aren't uncovering anything new or unknown with the latest war, you know.
A guitarist is the only person that can say they broke there g string while fiddling with a minor and not got arrested
I was jamming out to Jippy's music at work last night; We need a Jippy bonus episode with a face reveal where they just roasts Sam and talk about putting up with his shit for years.
"hold on there's a baby crying" "shhhshh shhh" *CRACK* silence
Watching this after the Kendrick-Drake beef makes the "a minor" shit absolutely wild, Sam predicted the most poetic burn of 2024
THE WAY I WAS JUST THINKING THIS
Jippy really is out here huckin' bangers like a newspaper boy from Leave it to Beaver.
The baby bit's start legitimately made me feel like I was seeing Eraserhead again
Sam's baby has the same receding hairline.
Poor kid.
was about to do uni work but this uploaded 4 mins ago so suppose i'll watch a aging man make dad jokes instead.
its more important lets be honest
@@cabbageman5329 facts :D
I don't even know why I watch General Sam. I don't play Tarkov, I don't play Hunt: Showdown, I don't play RDR--his personality is just so amazing that I come back over and over again!
what is that greasy jam that plays when Sam whips out the break action shotgun ? 23:30
I'm looking for it too man, can't find it.
The best moment in life. Is when you go on your phone, and see a new notification saying General Sam posted a video. 😩
"Wanna say something?"
*starts beatboxing*
2:10 this aged well
I was thinking the exact same thing
And now everyone has moved on again
If you really think about it, Just by looking at that wood stove, it is producing heat in the real world via your computer.
14:53 Actually, "hoist by your own petard" is from Shakespeare
@2:11 ever more relevant Samuel
8:35 God I feel bad for your Wife's kids.
I am 100% picking up some jippy shirts, I love that guy
Why does that dude in the thumbnail look like No country for old men
I decided to actually get into hunt recently and have been loving it. Great to see a hunt video pop up from you!
Sam's kid has the same hairline he does
Criminally underrated game
2:10 aged like fine wine
bro shoutout to Jippy. Found out about him because of you and I cannot stop listening to him. Love Jippy.
how is all of sam’s content just super entertaining, dude’s a genius when it comes to entertainment.
"this video was sponsored by saudi arabia"
Man that Israel and Palestin bit hits different now 😅
You plugging the jippy shirts with his music fucking gave me nostalgia of when you used to do those cool intros with the music
Holy sh*t Poobs rush hour 4 joke at 10:45 made me burst out laughing so hard!!!! That was comedy gold. If you dont get the referance its because its something Tucker says in the blooper reel about a dude him and jackie just killed lmao
i love sam just talking to his baby whilst the only thing you see on camera is just a shotgun
When my kid gets too loud, I just start shaking him. Works every time.
2:09 Aged like fine wine
Bro we thought the same thing lol I commented it and then went to new comments and seen urs lol
lmao
I saw the baby's forehead and I already knew what the top comment was gonna be.
2:10 ooooooooooofffffff big oof
Can we just appreciate that we have a guy like gen Sam in 2021? I'm not sure how your not cancelled yet but I love it. Lmao
Cus he'a a Jew lol