Thanks for having me guys! I know I appear pissy or something, but this was a mix of being nervous (im a small time streamer and therapist...so clearly this is more views than anything I have ever done haha) and having a resting bitch/therapist face (we are trained to not show emotional reactions to ridiculous stuff). I actually had a great time! Thanks again Sam et., al.
I think most of the "he wants to get out of there" impression is nervous body language, yeah. Often looks like you're instinctively checking your exits. 😂
I totally get why Dontoni seemed uncomfortable in the highlights. You guys are absolute animals. Also good job to Stalltt for editing this awkward episode without killing himself.
He's a therapist he is trained to not show emotion when listening to various situations and he said himself he was nervous, he is only a small streamer. He wasn't being awkward at all.
He doesn't seem uncomfortable, he looks extremely bored. Like, it's a as if he was sitting with a bunch of close friends reminiscing about things he has no clue about.
Sam today is my 18th birthday. You may remember me, I sent you your first letter when I was 12 or 13 in 7th grade, with the atrocious handwriting and fallout recommendations. The cringe of that letter has sat in the back of my mind for 5 years for some reason.
Dontoni: “so basically dissociative identity disorder stems from trauma, and it’s like the brain’s def- “Skibadeedee doo daa, skibidy dee dee” Bro I was fucking crying, the timing on that
26:35 I've listened to this damn episode like 4 times, and I just noticed Poob takes a hard drag of his crack pipe, and it is an exceptional visual gag.
Holy fucking shit I nearly suffocated when I reached that part I was laughing so hard. That and when they said Callmecarson looked like a foot I was barely holding it together at work.
I came back to this video desperately hoping someone had marked this timecode, thank you good sir Honestly it might be the funniest thing Bryan has ever done
37:25 to 38:40 is by far the hardest and longest ive seen sam laugh and ive watched 90% of all of his videos, his laugh is so fucking contagious its unreal
@@Beardedburr doubt it would dox him. Pretty sure the story's as simple as a science experiment. Besides, Poob's doxxed himself several times on his stream as well as this podcast. I'm sure he's fine considering nothing bad has been sent his way and that he's still alive lol
@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 I would say, knowing, going into detail about it could/would open him and his family to some shit. Just sam having his brother on here, he mentioned later his brother was swarmed on Facebook.
"They were all incredibly childish and pretty much everything they talked about revolved around their crotches." Super crazy. Also, unique. No 20-something guy has ever done that before.
23:25 Dontoni's face when Poob called Sams wife a dumb bitch is priceless. I love how through the entire bit of Poobs dating life he just looked like "what the hell did I get myself into". Pure gold
Jordan Peterson says personal responsibility and values gives you meaning and in keeping your sense of meaning, also one of his things is life is pain, and what he means by that is that when you dwell on a problem you become more miserable as you're going to get plenty of problems of life
I love these guys, but when they talk politics or cultural issues it hurts. It clear they don't really pay attention and only repeat the same low information they hear to their younger viewers, which is also a big problem with twitch.
@@bojangles3518 I don't recall crying about anything? They didn't miss so much as they put words in the man's mouth. His talks are not at all about the pseudo scientific alpha, beta sigma Male crap. I was more perturbed by the therapist clearly not knowing the content than Poob, who can be assumed to be joking at almost any time.
My girlfriend and I listened to this entire thing. She has never seen any of your content before, but she very much enjoyed it. Yes we are normal people...congrats
When he brought up being anxious about a bear jumping through your window and eating you, I kinda just looked at my window and out at the fucking blue ridge mountain outside of it and I thought "That shit could probably happen....That glass can't hold a fucking bear back." And then I laughed and said out loud "...Bear back."
There’s a lot more to the idea of adopting responsibilities to help your depression then you guys discussed. It’s not just about being so busy that you don’t have time to be depressed. Let’s say you want to be a pilot. You attend flight school and in doing so you take responsibility for your education. You do whatever it is you have to do to earn your commercial license and start working as a pilot. Soon there are a lot of people in your life who have come to depend on you and your skill set. Not only have you committed time to developing a valuable skill, but the fact that others have come to view you as important has contributed to a greater sense of self worth. You’ve also started a laundry list of personal accomplishments that you can look to when you start to feel down on yourself. You get to travel the world and experience new things. You’re adoption of responsibility has earned you admiration from your peers.
Peterson also specifically suggests that, rather then getting behind the stick of a commercial airline, you begin somewhere small. The example he provided was one of his clinical patients who told Peterson about how he was absolutely rocked with grief following the recent death of his father. Peterson told him that, whilst he should take time to grieve appropriately, the first thing he should do is try and pull himself together enough to help plan his father’s funeral. There were other member’s of his family who were in desperate need of strength right now.
If he could find the strength he needed to honor his father by helping his family, he could surely overcome his own grief in time. Comforted in the knowledge that his father would be proud of how he acted.
Thanks for having me guys! I know I appear pissy or something, but this was a mix of being nervous (im a small time streamer and therapist...so clearly this is more views than anything I have ever done haha) and having a resting bitch/therapist face (we are trained to not show emotional reactions to ridiculous stuff). I actually had a great time! Thanks again Sam et., al.
I thought you were a great guest!
@@Joseph-fo8nq Thanks ! i greatly appreciate it
I think most of the "he wants to get out of there" impression is nervous body language, yeah. Often looks like you're instinctively checking your exits.
😂
@@saerain Gotta know where I can extract from at a moments notice haha
As others have said you were a great guest!
i lowkey feel bad for Dontoni.
imagine being caught between three closeted homosexuals who refuse to admit their feelings for one another.
And he didn't even meet Aqua
@@marctade4428
He would have taken one look into aqua's eyes and seen nothing but the apathetic glare of a psychopathic Tarkov player.
@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 probably would have started crying
@@joecool2721 If I looked at Aqua for the first time as he exists now, I would hug my monitor
the tension is palpable
I can almost squeeze it between my thighs
Dontoni is a brave man risking his entire professional career for more twitch subs
Yeah very professional looking man lol
This poor mans gonna get a lot is twich comments about jews
You kidding me? Watching these guys banter for so long, he has thesis after thesis on under developed brains xD
@@dimesman1379 the moment you read this at your home. Tell me...did you outdress him?
@@dinosaurpotatoes
It’s the tortoise shell glasses and the flat cap.
Brian has ascended and is now a voice in our heads
I was so confused when I kept hearing him
he's always been there
@@M.TTT. in our hearts
I totally get why Dontoni seemed uncomfortable in the highlights. You guys are absolute animals. Also good job to Stalltt for editing this awkward episode without killing himself.
Ya props to stalltt
@Blitz Man I feel like they only spared him because his career was at stake and its not satysfying to destroy a mans life before you know him.
He's a therapist he is trained to not show emotion when listening to various situations and he said himself he was nervous, he is only a small streamer. He wasn't being awkward at all.
He doesn't seem uncomfortable, he looks extremely bored. Like, it's a as if he was sitting with a bunch of close friends reminiscing about things he has no clue about.
@@kraanz nigga this was 2 months ago idc ahahaha
“We are as smart as we look” has to be the greatest quote I’ve heard in a while.
"Is it okay to say the N word? But you're not black, how do you know?" - Literally killed me
So hows being literally dead going
@@Ehxx how's he supposed to respond?
@@saltspire Ouija, "oui" so it is french not italian
@@unr3alistic Luigi Board
@@AdarinMonk water board
He looks like a therapist that would be invited on to Forehead Fables.
Very true he should go on forehead fables
@@alternaleft that’s actually hilarious.
@@arrrrrrrrrrrran that's actually hilarious.
thought it was an offbrand aqua
I’d like to see his face for once
Poob's dedication to taking puffs out of his fake pipe every 2 minutes is admirable
Hey, mans gotta commit to something
He took a puff as I read this lol
Especially when he brought the smoke gif up to his mouth and nobody noticed
Sam talks about Norman Bates a lot, sounds like he’s tying to suppress something
There is no General Sam. Only an Idea, of a General Sam.
A Jungian psychologist might say he represents Sam's shadow.
yeah there is no general sam its just norman bates
I don't get all the comments saying dontoni is super awkward or uncomfortable, I think he played his part perfectly this episode. Great job everyone!
Lol its not like they're shit talking him
Great job Stallt, re-upped my Patreon just for this episode. Excellent writing.
muh boi
boi muh
Moi buh
ioM hub
That's 50
Bryan saying he has never taken an IQ test makes me wish you all take an IQ test for a podcast bit
Bump. I genuinely want to know this
Yed
Make a fake iq test that makes poob disproportionately lower than bryan and sam
Everyone just gonna ignore Bryan going: "Brain lag" to cognitive delay
I fucking lost it when I heard that. They’re talking about how to make it less offensive and then he just slides in with that.
😂😂😂
i need me a time stamp bro
What about DonTonis glasses?
@@KwiatuAssassin 9:50 ish
Next Time on the Forehead Fables Podcast: The Gang sees a prostate doctor.
prostate exams are just rape in disguise
@@TheBinaryVampire molestation technically
Sam today is my 18th birthday. You may remember me, I sent you your first letter when I was 12 or 13 in 7th grade, with the atrocious handwriting and fallout recommendations. The cringe of that letter has sat in the back of my mind for 5 years for some reason.
Was your letter in an video?
Happy birthday for 3 months ago 🥳
Happy birthday from 4 months ago
@@The_Borisaurus yeah it’s in one of the of the early mail-time videos i believe
How your 20s going bub
17 minutes in and I can tell this dude already wants to leave
i jumped in midway and he cant keep up lmfao
We don't need a college degree to see that.
Dontoni: “so basically dissociative identity disorder stems from trauma, and it’s like the brain’s def-
“Skibadeedee doo daa, skibidy dee dee”
Bro I was fucking crying, the timing on that
Stalts occasional little messages are what’s keeping me going
I wish he butted in more! Audio clip or something
It’s what keeps me watching instead of just listening
Sams trying to cover up his massive forehead with that little hair curl
Those 12 inch strands of hair manage to cover a third of that billboard. Clever girl.
Covering it up with his small hair
forehead? more like bighead! 😩😩😩😩😩😩Xd
@@TudleP my man got a 8 head
Should've had aqua on instead of Bryan, I really wanted therapist guy to analyze that wicked man
@twizzm and throwing puppies at a brick wall
@twizzm I heard he was busy running over people's family dogs during this so he was busy
There is no helping that man
"Can I choose to just ignore some of this information?" -Bryan
26:35 I've listened to this damn episode like 4 times, and I just noticed Poob takes a hard drag of his crack pipe, and it is an exceptional visual gag.
He does it throughout
1:09:18 I haven’t cried from laughing in so long, thank you.
thank god for u good sir i was looking for this
Holy fucking shit I nearly suffocated when I reached that part I was laughing so hard. That and when they said Callmecarson looked like a foot I was barely holding it together at work.
I came back to this video desperately hoping someone had marked this timecode, thank you good sir
Honestly it might be the funniest thing Bryan has ever done
This was without a doubt the funniest podcast that the five-head has made so far
For real, the kill bill bit killed me man
@@tagtrenton8659 I liked Brian’s autotune solo the most
This man forfeited his certification after this episode
When sam asked whats Prozac i could see dontoni die inside lol
I love when Sam refers to Dontoni as “Therapist guy”
The collective number of showers had by the people within this podcast are 7 in the past 3 months
Poob had 6 of them
@@shdan685 dontoni had the other one
What you expect Sam to wash off his protective grease layer?
37:25 to 38:40 is by far the hardest and longest ive seen sam laugh and ive watched 90% of all of his videos, his laugh is so fucking contagious its unreal
Look up his cards against humanity video. It's like 90% wheeze
"Typically comes from trauma, so it's like your brains defense mechanism."
Skibbibe be ba baaa.
bro my ass laughed so hard at that moment my fucking throat hurts
It was so fucking funny what’s the time stamp
@@brucewayne7020 1:09:16
Dude I laughed so hard I had to put my head down, I'm still trying to find the audio.
No matter what day of the week it is or time of day no amount of good lighting could make Sam not look like a Sweatlord
That forehead is glistening
"Florida man wheezes"
Dontoni survived over 2 hours with these 3 wild animals, I'll have to check this guy out...
I love how many times Sam says something as a complete joke and Dontoni thinks he’s being dead serious
He probably knows he’s joking but is trying to remain professional
@@danmar2026 probably because most of the answers end up being actually very interesting
What up my fellow R words.
Ayooo
It's alright-we can say that. We took the word back.
Racket-ballers?
@@The_Borisaurus haha reminds me of Clerks 2.. "we're taking it back!"
I must of been drunk when I posted this..
Sam's the kinda dude to ask a good question then interrupt the answer with his own shitty ones.
Looking at Dontonis face through this, I get a sense of suppressed annoyance.
Lmaooo yea I think he expected to do some actual counseling
*Sam wheezing for 2 minutes straight*
Dontoni looking around his room
That's the best part
Dontoni is going to have to go through counseling
He kept looking to the side so means he didn't want to be there
Ngl When you said therapist I thought you were gonna have some Doc Mitchell looking geezer on here
Sam would put all his points in Luck
Thats how every therapist I've ever had looked. Not like a guy I'd play League with.
Poob's smoking trick around the 27th minute had me fucking rolling😂😂 Underrated moment
I didn't even see that while editing
27:40 ish
That's badass
I can't wait to see Sam and Bryan brake this poor man like they have done to many others
The gang sees therapist sounds like a scooby doo episode.
Probably an Always Sunny reference
@@gojiraass8961 yes it's directly that one episode
sigh
I've never seen a man wanting to escape from a situation this bad
U seen the Welyn episode?
Body language off the charts.
I love how Bryan's kept in his place buy not having a box.
i went to school for some lame buisness degree, and this dude Dontoni went to school to get a degree in being chill. wtf
Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN
Are we finally gonna hear about this milk rat project they keep mentioning but never talking about?
Its tough to give details on something that would arguably dox Poob.
@@Beardedburr doubt it would dox him. Pretty sure the story's as simple as a science experiment. Besides, Poob's doxxed himself several times on his stream as well as this podcast. I'm sure he's fine considering nothing bad has been sent his way and that he's still alive lol
@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 I would say, knowing, going into detail about it could/would open him and his family to some shit. Just sam having his brother on here, he mentioned later his brother was swarmed on Facebook.
Its like hidden lore like the guy you never meet in portal but you see his graffiti
How is this comment from a week ago?
Boy just now watching this from 2022 and boy this Kanye section age fantastically
Sam teeters the line between trans ally and transphobe between each episode, and I love it, he's mysterious like that.
He plays both sides, that way he always comes out on top
he's defo an ally just not performative
I'm waiting for sam to transition, honestly
"ally" you alphabet people are so weird lol
@@betrayer1350 I guess I belong to the trans axis
1:09:15 This part was too good lmao
Sam trying so hard to get Dontoni to fall into one of his Poob traps
Making my therapist uncomfortable for 2 hours: the podcast
Yooo
Moonman based
Dontoni is gonna get invited to somebody elses podcast and they're gonna ask him for his craziest stories and he's gonna quote this whole video.
"They were all incredibly childish and pretty much everything they talked about revolved around their crotches." Super crazy. Also, unique. No 20-something guy has ever done that before.
Poobs green screen should have had bryan on the couch so we got the whole gang
This mans career is done after this episode
And not just on twitch
I wasn't thinking of twitch lmaooo
Thank you for not making this a patreon exclusive
I feel like Dontoni slowly came to the realisation that these guys are far beyond even his help as a professional
Dontoni’s reaction at 23:25 is so priceless
Man sam’s forehead is nice an shiny this podcast
That hair curl really makes it pop.
A beacon of hope
It’s the coconut oil I’m telling you
23:25 Dontoni's face when Poob called Sams wife a dumb bitch is priceless. I love how through the entire bit of Poobs dating life he just looked like "what the hell did I get myself into". Pure gold
I'm dead ass serious this is your best episode yet and I'm only a quarter in
I loved this don toni guy, having a straight man observer like him was a lot of fun
Absolute banger real hilarious episode this time stalltt keep it up👍
I think it's smart that the therapist wore a wig, hat and glasses. Best to keep your professional career intact.
26:00 Sam flexing the black warrior pencil.
I call it, the black Warrior... The Black Warrior
1:31:42 sam- "we are as smart as we look" as he proceeds to mouth breath into the mic like a caveman
No breastfeeding makes sociopaths, huh? Never would've known.
Damn now i know
Welp. Guess I'm a sociopath then
Sam: I crammed a tube sock into her mouth
Therapist: y'all hear somthin?
Good job stallt this was really good
Jordan Peterson says personal responsibility and values gives you meaning and in keeping your sense of meaning, also one of his things is life is pain, and what he means by that is that when you dwell on a problem you become more miserable as you're going to get plenty of problems of life
Its becoming increasingly common to hear innacurate criticism of dr peterson by people who admit they've never consumed much if any of his work.
@@jorruskurren9408 There are no sacred cows in comedy
I love these guys, but when they talk politics or cultural issues it hurts. It clear they don't really pay attention and only repeat the same low information they hear to their younger viewers, which is also a big problem with twitch.
@@jorruskurren9408 what exactly did they miss? They didn’t say what you liked and now you guys are crying.
@@bojangles3518 I don't recall crying about anything? They didn't miss so much as they put words in the man's mouth. His talks are not at all about the pseudo scientific alpha, beta sigma Male crap. I was more perturbed by the therapist clearly not knowing the content than Poob, who can be assumed to be joking at almost any time.
My girlfriend and I listened to this entire thing. She has never seen any of your content before, but she very much enjoyed it. Yes we are normal people...congrats
We need the miles Davis poster back
Thanks sam for popping this on RUclips. Been waiting for sooo long for the sequel.
Can confirm, in high-school a friend of mine with aspergers gave me an r word pass.
this had me laughin through my saturday shift, dontoni was a great guest
funniest podcast in a long while lmao
This is my favorite episode, watching Sam Gaslight a therapist will always make me smile, Dotoni was really tollorent for how hard you rode him.
1:21:41 did he call Poob Pube because it's making me laugh so fucking hard
Dontoni made 1 (one) entire joke this whole podcast. A man after my own heart
Guys the costume on aqua isnt fooling anyone, please don't waste my time and get a real therapist
Nice stolen joke
@@justinsliversoap1706 what?
Nice stolen joke
Seriously quit stealing, Kracklin
@@Dafatepk Stolen jokes
When he brought up being anxious about a bear jumping through your window and eating you, I kinda just looked at my window and out at the fucking blue ridge mountain outside of it and I thought "That shit could probably happen....That glass can't hold a fucking bear back." And then I laughed and said out loud "...Bear back."
I usually listen to these podcasts, but I realized how shitty of an experience it is so I’m just gonna watch them from now on
The pka subreddit has turned me to this podcast. I love the humor here, keep it up!
There’s a lot more to the idea of adopting responsibilities to help your depression then you guys discussed. It’s not just about being so busy that you don’t have time to be depressed. Let’s say you want to be a pilot. You attend flight school and in doing so you take responsibility for your education. You do whatever it is you have to do to earn your commercial license and start working as a pilot. Soon there are a lot of people in your life who have come to depend on you and your skill set. Not only have you committed time to developing a valuable skill, but the fact that others have come to view you as important has contributed to a greater sense of self worth. You’ve also started a laundry list of personal accomplishments that you can look to when you start to feel down on yourself. You get to travel the world and experience new things. You’re adoption of responsibility has earned you admiration from your peers.
Peterson also specifically suggests that, rather then getting behind the stick of a commercial airline, you begin somewhere small. The example he provided was one of his clinical patients who told Peterson about how he was absolutely rocked with grief following the recent death of his father. Peterson told him that, whilst he should take time to grieve appropriately, the first thing he should do is try and pull himself together enough to help plan his father’s funeral. There were other member’s of his family who were in desperate need of strength right now.
If he could find the strength he needed to honor his father by helping his family, he could surely overcome his own grief in time. Comforted in the knowledge that his father would be proud of how he acted.
@@PhonesHQ they just dont get that
great episode, dontoni is truly a brave man for coming on the podcast
im on a dose of acid, and the fucking kill bill portion has me dying. fucking christ...
Pood did so great in this podcast, I couldn't stop laughing
God damn this is the funniest podcast I've ever seen, over the time length to joke ratio this is gold
Dontoni deserves more recognition n subs hes cool
Dontoni wears old woman cat eyed glasses, wears a grandpa derby cap, and vapes.. that's a tough hand to be dealt lol
Brian calling himself alpha had me damn near pissing myself laughing
"Dontoni navigates Sam's sociopathic palace."
30:35 he is trying to hold his laughter so bad i love it
The expression of mild annoyance on Dontonis face is amazing
A natural effect of hipster fashion, I think.
1:12:40
This little bit about Kanye aged well
Dontoni looks like James Murray from Impractical Jokers
Honestly, Sam please have Dontoni on for other podcasts too. He’s actually fun and added a lot to the show.
"Eel Soup" holy shit, i've seen some awful shit online, but that is bizarre
I love how Dontoni didn't manage to do any analysis
I mean the boys cracked a joke at any attempt to go further into their psyche, this is entertainment, not a psych evalv
In a way. He did
Intense podcast of couple therapy between poob and Bryan
Genuinely the best one so far, Dontoni was a very good guest!!