Don't worry, I'll balance it out by going on Twitter for some womansplaining. It'll involve a 50 tweet thread full of repeated phrases, clapping emojis, and gifs of celebrities.
I've started specifically looking for them since everyone is in agreement they're the worst gun. Nothing like teabaggin a fool after given them the 'bique.
Tip #1: It's a doggie dog world 1:29 Tip #2: Belittle your teammates so that in the event that apex legends adds a new champ, that is like a small defenseless fetus, your teammates wouldn't hesitate to do what it takes to secure that victory royale. 4:26 but beware 7:45 Tip #3: Be the bigger Chad, and come in for the big rez 8:49 Don't be a Bryan 12:35 Tip#4: Give Gamer tips 12:53 Tip#5: You gotta celebrate dude 14:26
I feel like you've hit a ceiling. You're entertaining and your videos could expand into so much more. I'll subscribe to all your media's moist with anticipation.
Sweet Caroline has the line good times never felt so good implying that cancer babes death was the best thing to happen to these people. What monsters.
I'm the best Apex teammate. Played it, died 30 seconds after landing, deleted the game and went to play Dark Souls. A good teammate is one that leads by example.
I did that with Fortnite back when it was new. Gave it a shot, realized how ADHD brain-damaged stupid you have to be to get good at it, then went back to real man's game, Wargame: Red Dragon. Kids run around and die. Men command them. GET ME MY OIL, YOU STUPID FUCKING BULLET SPONGES!
Hi sam, you really inspired me to get throught the tough moments in my life. You taught me that no matter what you go through, hitting your wife makes you feel better. You should see her, she has so much black and blue on her you could say she's a painting from picassos blue period.
In retrospect this entire video is rampant mansplaining. I apologize if it offends anyone.
stop
Don't worry, I'll balance it out by going on Twitter for some womansplaining. It'll involve a 50 tweet thread full of repeated phrases, clapping emojis, and gifs of celebrities.
General Sam those glasses really accentuate your nose
your mothers thighs are mine if you apologise for being alpha
You're on a one way trip to a new hernia
He's running in there like there's a cure for baldness
That burn left him not just speechless but hairless
Sounds like asmongold to me
420
try propecia
Sam's wheeze dropped a gear when Bryan said that
"I hit her for being a woman" Lmao
what really cracks me up about that was it made Logan laugh. Logan is our boy-next-door full of moral fiber and he never laughs at anything bad.
General Sam that means he got a dark secret
@@GeneralSam Wife beating is bad?!
@@GeneralSam Corrupting the minds of the Innocent sam? lol
My new motto
Nice bangs Sam. Next stop combover
and fade :^)
Damn did him dirty 🤣
The wheezes are getting more and more vicious
i thought you said viscous, but vicious is also good.
He has TB.
Eventually he's just going to expel his lungs from his body and I hope it's on camera.
He’s wheezing his hairline away
I can hear the tumors rattling
I often go 20 games in a row without even finding a gun.
HAHA like you would be playing an fps, get the hecc back to bookworm
Make another rice video
need to scream at your teammates more, that always helps.
That wouldn't be an issue if you were playing Bookworm Adventures Deluxe
dont u have a dunky to be yelling at
Not a general Sam video without quotes like 'i hit her for being a woman'
Bifocal Zebra7 or a good bit of wheezing
TheAnnouncer 😂😂
must took a long time to edit this what with bryan saying the n word every 2 mili seconds
"There hasn't been that much sexual tension since the bestiality scene from the Revenant" Im dying
I read this as he said it lmao
wheezing, prematurely smirking at his own jokes sam, is best sam LMFAO
I watch General Sam to hear his wheezing laughter.
He laughs like a teapot left on the stove too long
Time to ded
Of course, Sam plays as the crazy guy who specializes in trapping people in rooms and gassing them till they die
If you can't take a full on bukakke from your team to raise moral then you aren't a real God gamer.
If you're a Bangalore or caustic and don't screw up your teammates vision in close quarters combat you're playing them wrong
Hell yeah
theres nothing better
Nah you gotta train your teammates to handle adversity
Im a great Apex teammate I always ping a mozambique so my low level randoms can pick it up
you are actually a comedic genius
You evil mastermind. I once saw a noob pick the Mozambique over a peacekeeper it caused actual pain.
I thought everyone that was lvl 30 and up did that
Stalactite: Holds on "tite" to the ceiling
Stalagmite: "mite" reach the ceiling
That's how I learned it at Carlsbad Caverns.
NO!!! You learn the hard way like the American school system intended!! XD
OpenG73 C for ceiling or G for ground
"I'm not diabetic" Enjoy it while it lasts
14:58 best moment to me
Fax
Sam: *Wheezes*
Poob: “Bro you’re gonna give yourself another hernia”
Are You A Good Christian RUclipsr?
yes that's why I censor big boy no-no words
General Sam Then I’ll see you in the pews on Sunday, Sam.
Tell Margaret I said hi
Ambrose Burnside u rite
@@ilocosmetro hi
Rabona TV Hello there. Are You A Good Christian RUclipsr, too?
Sam saying “You need a hug” like an abusive partner to his friends is the smartest thing he’s ever done in the game
The kind that doesn’t sell out and doesn’t make 10 minute sponsored videos. The kind that raises their kid AND morale
dude stop ur cutting me to the core
General Sam holy shit
Chris Brass Did you buy the merch tho
Lenny Summers i don’t buy anyone’s merch lmao I don’t contribute to shirts that are made for 5 bucks then flipped for 40 bucks
jay bosher I love how you guys are trying to be edgy but really are just super cringy
dam bryan throwing out n word with the hard r like its a cod mw2 lobby in 2009 at 4:20
Better days man I wish cod would be like the old days
Sam is the minority slayer
This made me feel a lot better. Thanks papa
0:48 - that buildup and then the drop on that bass-boosted apex music...
excellent vids; excellent editing.
you're excellent.
High testosterone count leads to early baldness.
Sam=high T Chad confirmed?
This was confirmed in his VR vids.
Sam is the kind of teammate that I actually want to drop solo and fly to the opposite side of the map.
"you can probably learn something from this", coming from the guy that cycles through the med wheel to use a syringe already on hotkey.
Holy hot dimming damn 21 mins Sam you’re spoiling me!
Watch your language
6:28 that laugh of yours is why I'm alive today
15:13 is my favorite general sam moment
a Linus Tech Tips and General Sam is a crossover I never thought I would need so bad
*Linus sex tips
2:56 He’s runnin in there like there’s a cure for baldness
I feel so much shame that I stayed quiet when questioned at the beginning.
Barber: “what you want”
Sam: “you know caustic from Apex Legends?”
Barber: “say no more”
The best parts of these videos is the Chad Wheeze
That absolute terminator at the end just going after Sam like a jaguar after a wounded gazelle.
Every time I play as lifeline I purposely ping every mozambique I see just to hear her say “Mozambique hea”.
I've started specifically looking for them since everyone is in agreement they're the worst gun. Nothing like teabaggin a fool after given them the 'bique.
This is the video I've rewatched the most. Absolute cinema, Best insults ever.
Tip #1: It's a doggie dog world 1:29
Tip #2: Belittle your teammates so that in the event that apex legends adds a new champ, that is like a small defenseless fetus, your teammates wouldn't hesitate to do what it takes to secure that victory royale. 4:26 but beware 7:45
Tip #3: Be the bigger Chad, and come in for the big rez 8:49 Don't be a Bryan 12:35
Tip#4: Give Gamer tips 12:53
Tip#5: You gotta celebrate dude 14:26
I feel like you've hit a ceiling. You're entertaining and your videos could expand into so much more. I'll subscribe to all your media's moist with anticipation.
What's your team name, "Lung Cancer"?
"Asthma Pirates"?
"The Council of Wheezeards"?
Lung cancer sounds good
Steve: "Did you just compliment me?"
Sam: "What I meant to say was, 'It's the hat.'"
Sweet Caroline has the line good times never felt so good implying that cancer babes death was the best thing to happen to these people. What monsters.
Objectively the best Sam video
*ziplines away with all the loot, wheezing*
15:12 That shit got me kinda *HGGHORNY DAWG*
that saving scene made me feel some shit
"I take every chance to belittle and berate my friends."
I'm in love.
15:01 greatest clip ever
2:53 legend has it that he is still wheezing to this day
I'm the best Apex teammate. Played it, died 30 seconds after landing, deleted the game and went to play Dark Souls.
A good teammate is one that leads by example.
I did that with Fortnite back when it was new.
Gave it a shot, realized how ADHD brain-damaged stupid you have to be to get good at it, then went back to real man's game, Wargame: Red Dragon.
Kids run around and die. Men command them. GET ME MY OIL, YOU STUPID FUCKING BULLET SPONGES!
God damnit every time he laughs I think the stove kettle is boiling 😂
Dude, I love spitting ropes!
“WHERE’S MY POO?”
Looks like that Metamucil has stopped working.
To be honest Sam your looking more homeless then Aqua
This aged poorly
Why? Because aqua is the most homeless man ever
I love the hard prediction when you asked what teammates we are, and I sat there silently like an ape. Well done comedy.
That wheezing makes me drip
This video is just back to front fire one liners and I love it
Brian is literally my high school crush.
“Nah im not diabetic, I don’t wear tall socks”
only general sam can make me like a video of apex.
This is the best Apex video in the internet.
I dont play apex which makes me the best teammate
Holy shit you're godlike bro
@@MiorAkif I trained hard to be this good my man
10:03
That was the most Jack Sparrow shit I've seen in a while.
Everytime I get an ad on one of Sam's videos, I turn my adblock back on and refresh the page.
Last time I was this early Abby hadn't raped and pegged Sam.
I turn mine on only for Sams videos
15:03 best quote of the video.
Last time I came this early General Sam got a kid
Sam: I am a good teammate
Narrator: *Sam was not a good teammate*
A nice and long juicy video
I agree blue balls
4:22 wee woo wee woo, this is the Hard R Police, come out with your hands in the air.
God I fucking love Bryan. He needa make more videos. He’d probably get banned immediately from RUclips cause the sharpness of his edge.
Sam laughs like a bloodborne boss.
I like to let my teammates hit the rocks while landing :D
This video is probably one of my favorites yet, and I don't even play apex that much.
I Love ur videos
0:40 WW2 Auschwitz prison guard simulator
Holy bajingles, Brian is soooo selfish wow. Just share some of the loot with Sam gOsh
that caustic clip at the beginning was actually pretty sick
Hi sam, you really inspired me to get throught the tough moments in my life. You taught me that no matter what you go through, hitting your wife makes you feel better. You should see her, she has so much black and blue on her you could say she's a painting from picassos blue period.
*SWIGGITY SWOOTY GOTTA GET DAT LOOTY*
Why do you look sickly? You should eat some preservatives
Chick-fil-a poisoning
When he pointed to mic to the camera I yelled out; "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
I carried you in Apex
UPLOAD MORE MY GUY PLZ
Quad Parrot5262 I’m too busy being bullied in Sam’s videos
Quad Parrot5262 he’s not a man
The Narrator I carried you in Fornite
Damn he did you dirty with the “ cure for baldness “
What's goin on with your hair bro
Why is bryan so ruthlessly aggressive lmao
bro... you play apex?
bro... that's kinda BOTTOM TEXT
Sam out here lookin' like a braincel like it ain't no thang.
Imagine actually playing Fortnite 2: Zoomer Boogaloo.
Real hardcore gamers play Blackout on console.
real gamers whip out their battle chest and load up Diablo
Real gamer sip in their Monster energy and Play doom
Absolutely lost it at the doggystyle machine gun joke! Man! 🤣🤣
hello im jewish
2:08 *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
Nice to see Poob and Bryan have hated each other for years prior to the podcast lmao 🤣
3:09 Goddamn squirrels back in the attic
14:58 this lives in my head rent free
3:09 you can feel the utmost rage scream of all time.
Sam is killing it with this content, top tier stuff.
"A team that laughs together stays together"
Actually pretty true