11:34 is probably the funniest moment, you pronouncing half the sentence in kettle and all your friends clucking like turkeys in the background seriously kills me every time I watch it.
"Arguably something much worse or as lazy as those Reddit reaction channels." **Proceeds to casually insert Aqua FPS and Soothouse, before hitting that fattest dab of the century.**
Man hearing poobs voice now compared to in this video really reminds me of the old recordings I have of my circle of friends when we used to play like this.
Holy shit, that track at 13:17 its heavily modified but I recognise it from Age of Empires 2! what a neat nostalgia blast! Wheezetacular video by the way!!!
Sam's laugh is more infectious than an anti-vaxxer rally during flu season. Gotta love how that wheezy boi makes anything funny. "Well with the exception of Bumbo's channel."
Coming back to this after listening to the podcasts where they ask how they cultivated an audience that has Nazis in it. Bryan has a fucking black stick figure with big red lips and eyes eating watermelon on his part of the table. Truly a mystery lol
I love this video so much even after 1 year its flawless, Sam's wheeze, poob trying to justify his terrible sense of humor, everything about this is so classic to each person in the video and shows each persons true colors its fantastic
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: The World War 2 game Battlefield V features the S10 gas mask. This mask did not exist during World War 2. In fact, it did not enter service until 1986, 41 years after the end of the war. This fact only adds to the extremely long list of historical inaccuracies plaguing the game. Fun fact: The mark IV GSR is a mask that entered into service with the British army in 1926. It has a tan stockingnet cover over a rubber facepiece and features a large voice diaphragm on the front of the mask and a hose that leads from the chin to a chest-mounted haversack that holds the filter. Even though Battlefield 1 is a game that takes place in World War One, this World War Two era gas mask is the only one used by the Entente in game. Maybe the strangest part of their inclusion of the Mark IV GSR in the game is that the Russian soldiers all carry the filters for the model 1917 Zelinsky-Kummant gas mask but still use the Mark IV GSR. It's almost as if the developers had done no research into what the filters actually were or what masks were actually used in the war. Fun fact: In the trailer for Battlefield V, you can see two members of the German Wehrmacht exiting a cloud of, presumably, gas. They have filter plugs on their plugs keeping them from breathing.
I cannot decide if it sounds more like air escaping through cookie crumbs.. or the sounds of a farm sow's guttural breathing after getting its throat slit..
Just thought I'd let you know I'm sitting in the hospital waiting room waiting for my girlfriend to get some shit fixed with her heart and watching your old videos to pass the time so thanks for the entertainment
I got 45 seconds into this video and I was immediately dying of laughter from Sam's wheeze. I mean I couldn't breathe and it took me 2 minutes with the video off to stabilize
I can’t tell what I like more... Rich Evans’ laugh, Norm MacDonald’s cackle of laughter and twinkle in his eye, or General Sam’s steam boat wheezing. All amazing remedies to any bad day 😂
What's funny until it gets weird?
A *feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
1:36
A face FUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL OFFFF HUUUUUUUUUUURSE CUUUUM
still the best thing
A *FWHEEEEEEEEE*
GeneralSam.exe has stopped working
*girthy Jew makes kettle noises*
Sam should have hearted this
@@Ddrift1995 alas he will never know
This doesn’t have enough comment underneath it
He sounds like the Nazguls from Lord of The Rings.
I'm fucking dead
lmfao
best comment ever
Hahahahahhaa
EVILWIZARD640 14 dude, it’s uncanny!
People who wheeze when they laugh are a gift from god
Hi
Dude thanks
Amlith tyvm
I wish I had a wheeze cause it just makes everything funnier lol
MaJay-_-Yumi it’s not you get roasted constantly over a thing you can control
"taking a man's eyes and balls out, and putting his *WHEEZE WHEEZE WHEEEEEEEEEZZEEEEEE* "
11:33 a classic
I'd say it sounds like a mating call, but he's already married. Maybe Jews are polygamous.
@@obsidironpumicia4074 yeah, Jews are polygons
Yes, they are poloalkalagyamourus
I thought they were just all congested.
Nooooo i gave the 999th like whoever gives the next one is lucky
11:34 is probably the funniest moment, you pronouncing half the sentence in kettle and all your friends clucking like turkeys in the background seriously kills me every time I watch it.
HHHHHFEEEEEEHEEEFEEHEEEE
Seriously. This video makes me laugh to the points of tears
Those few seconds are genuinely iconic
1:55 is amazing too
Nobody:
Sam: *wheezes*
sam is todays big wheezer
*wheeses*
Love the profile pic Sal.
If nobody says nothing, everybody says something
oh look its the biggest loser
I like that Sam's laugh sounds like a gas leak.
He's channeling the power of his jewish ancestors from the mid 30's
He’s not even Jewish lmao
clicking on rocks just enjoy the joke...
The S U C C I am enjoying it that’s why I’m laughing my ass off
@@FumblsTheSniper he is tho, a true jew if you've seen his videos
"Arguably something much worse or as lazy as those Reddit reaction channels."
**Proceeds to casually insert Aqua FPS and Soothouse, before hitting that fattest dab of the century.**
He forgot sorrowtv tho
But that was a pretty fat dab
@@seuahucyourlord5964 Sorrowtv is actually good imo
@@opossumlord Funny voices are totally funny and never gets old lmao (crying emoji)
@@opossumlord well, when you're right you're right.
1:36 “ what’s fun until it gets weird? “
Sam: a FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
11:40 close your eyes and picture a bunch of Turkeys clucking
Wow
Damn
Dude so perfect
Nice
Holy shit. I can’t breathe
Sam wheezes precisely *42 times* in this video.
How many times did you watch this video
@@Naitanui1804 Lmaooo this man dedicated
what is the average length of wheeze though?
nerd
@@sg1fan93 Good question, but it's a given that the average human wheeze will become shorter when Sam jumps of the planet.
Sam forgetting how to breath for 13 mins and 36 seconds
I just love how he talks through his wheezes...
“Ah FeeeEHHHHEEEEEEEtus”
“LaHAAnd MIHHHNDS”
Sams wheeze is the mating call of the Supreme Jew Lord
The guy with the face And the bane of the Jew Torch
11:40 Everyone laughing at Sam's wheeze is just the greatest, sounds like a bunch of gulls.
1:37 "A fHHEEEEEEEEEEE" - General Sam 2019
Poob: that’s funny to you????
Sam: WHEEEEEZEEEEE
*_This can't get any better lmao_*
wait now your here to!?!?! wtf ive seen your comments on 3 totally unrelated youtubers by accident (0.o) and in all cases you get top comment.
What's this glorious game?
for real what are the odds?
Yup.
@@donovanschoor1473 because we have a new fucking likebotter on our hands.
1:37 Sam cleaning of a dirty wet glass pane
a fwEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"A feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
-general sam, 2019
11:40 sounds like a bunch of turkeys.
Another sub-par video Sam. Keep up the mediocrity.
Love you much
Sam give me an unenthusiastic fisting pls
Your 666th like
Sam got a hernia from this
"A feeHEEEEEEEE *WHEEZING* tus"
Man hearing poobs voice now compared to in this video really reminds me of the old recordings I have of my circle of friends when we used to play like this.
Hey Samuel, can we get a 2018 wheezing compilation?
Avox god please
Would actually pay to see that
DO IT!!! Upload that shit NOW
But it's only him wheezing. No context.
His name is jerry springer
1:56 ''A face full of horsshhhj cguumm''
11:39 When it's feeding time at my grandpa's chicken farm
he made tea for the chickens?
@@brertt8350 He's making fun of the fact that all of Sam's friends laughs sound like chickens clucking in the background
@@TheSkelzore and he was making fun of the fact that he sounded like a kettle with boiling water...
@@ngastakvakis4425 ooooh, lmfao. That's great 😂 no idea how I didn't get that the first time around.
Holy fuck that had me wheezing till it hurt
"Essentially just ten minutes of me wheezing" I love how Self aware Sam is.
I would watch this uncut, 3 hours of it. I haven't laughed this hard in a while
they play it in sam's new years stream on twitch, you might want to check that out
twitch.tv/generalsam
Same! i was crying holding in my laughs at 3 am in my dads basement cause im 23 and am a failure..
@@Ddrift1995 Are you still a failure?
@@jojak0512 yo alots happened since that comment and ya boi still gonna hit you with a, yup. #blessup #godsplan #wiisports
"It's essentially just ten minutes of me wheezing"
And we couldn't ask for anything more
What's fun until it gets weird? A FEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What’s fun until it gets weird?
Sam: “A FEEeEEEeeeeEEEeEEe”
Mr. Clean, *right inside you*
how did Poob sound like such a little kid just 3 years ago?
1:36
A *fEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH*
Thank you
Poob winning whenever Sam was reading is so goddamn romantic
Hearing adolescent poob again truly threw me for a loop
Holy shit, that track at 13:17 its heavily modified but I recognise it from Age of Empires 2! what a neat nostalgia blast! Wheezetacular video by the way!!!
My brother and I abuse the HD version on Steam and jam out to those sweet 1999 tunes
My god
ReptileVoodoo 8 player nothing nothing on DE?
everything about this comment makes me feel gross
Nobody:
Sam: F A C E F U L L O F
H O R S E C U M *WHEEEZZEE*
Best one lmfao
Sam's laugh is more infectious than an anti-vaxxer rally during flu season. Gotta love how that wheezy boi makes anything funny.
"Well with the exception of Bumbo's channel."
Alcatraz That guy on the internet only libtards get the flu vaccine
@@joedirt6212 Nice meme fam.
This aged poorly.
@@lucascoval828 So did their kids.
@@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465 enjoy the blood clots bro
4 years later and i forgot poob sounded like that
This is really neat and cool 👍🏼🤟🏻
Papa Poob poob ur stinky
It was a tag team effort orchestrated by Poob and Shinji in an attempt to obstruct a good time
Stalltt you didn’t think “some sort of bird man” was funny.... and that’s all I need to say about you
Hi poob i love you
You have smelly nose
Man Poob sounds so damn different now.
Quote of the video. " Mr Clean right behind you."
Mr Clean *_right inside you._*
Coming back to this after listening to the podcasts where they ask how they cultivated an audience that has Nazis in it. Bryan has a fucking black stick figure with big red lips and eyes eating watermelon on his part of the table. Truly a mystery lol
Something wrong with a stick figure enjoying a tasty snack?
Ive watched your videos so much that my laugh has turned into a wheeze
Going through Sam's old vids is one of the best things I can binge on right now.
_"Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any Worse"_
I don't know what you're talking about, Sam. I've never thought that.
I literally haven’t laughed this hard in a year. Thank you sam
Nazgul scream @11:36
Lmfaooooooo
What do you call a homosexual on rollerblades
Rolaids
That was epic
*LIKES THIS*
cool bro team reference dude ;)
Migrant *wheeze*
Got'em
Where do you send a Jewish kid who has ADHD?
A concentration camp
_from a South Park episode_
We sent them to the Hindenburg.
Polarity 😂 good meme
Stolen from South park...But good meme
Reallllyyyy old
OG fat nut I’m proud you know it haha
I love this video so much even after 1 year its flawless, Sam's wheeze, poob trying to justify his terrible sense of humor, everything about this is so classic to each person in the video and shows each persons true colors its fantastic
U wheezing literally made my day I haven't laughed this hard in years
I can’t believe how much of a child poob sounds in this 😂
He does that voice to mock people now
this video is like an emphysema commercial
Bryan's clown laugh combined with sams wheeze is a gift from God
Can't be any worst than RUclips Rewind
Spongebob SquarePants famous last words
Does squidward go hard on the clarinet
Ahhh its rewind time
I love when he wheezes the last part of a sentence and you can barely make out what he's saying, but you still understand it
a FEEEEEEEEEEE-
12:02 Sounds like a man asking a monster a deadly serious question and the monster roars in response.
10 minutes of Dad wheezing. YES
Holy fuck 11:40 sounded like a gaggle of turkeys. Im dead.
Sam sounds like that penguin squeaky toy from Toy Story
Sam's on edibles. He doesn't wheeze this much sober
The Quesadilla Explosion Salad, from CHILLIIIEEEEEEEEE
I return to this video when I need a pick me up xD
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy!
Fun fact: The World War 2 game Battlefield V features the S10 gas mask. This mask did not exist during World War 2. In fact, it did not enter service until 1986, 41 years after the end of the war. This fact only adds to the extremely long list of historical inaccuracies plaguing the game.
Fun fact: The mark IV GSR is a mask that entered into service with the British army in 1926. It has a tan stockingnet cover over a rubber facepiece and features a large voice diaphragm on the front of the mask and a hose that leads from the chin to a chest-mounted haversack that holds the filter. Even though Battlefield 1 is a game that takes place in World War One, this World War Two era gas mask is the only one used by the Entente in game. Maybe the strangest part of their inclusion of the Mark IV GSR in the game is that the Russian soldiers all carry the filters for the model 1917 Zelinsky-Kummant gas mask but still use the Mark IV GSR. It's almost as if the developers had done no research into what the filters actually were or what masks were actually used in the war.
Fun fact: In the trailer for Battlefield V, you can see two members of the German Wehrmacht exiting a cloud of, presumably, gas. They have filter plugs on their plugs keeping them from breathing.
k
Interesting read.
Never stop doing these
Fun fact: those are in fact video games, and not historical reenactments as you had apparently been led to believe.
Fun fact: giving half a shit about historical accuracy is what separates great games from mediocre ones.
this video is a certified hood classic from sam
Sounds like the penguin from Toy story
Precious General Sam wheezing + Raunchy banter + Age of Empires Ending Music = Best video of 2019
So, are we just supposed to ignore the gold mine that is 9:28? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
the fact that he laughed so hard in this video that he got a hernia is hilarious
The uber jew strikes again.
I cannot decide if it sounds more like air escaping through cookie crumbs.. or the sounds of a farm sow's guttural breathing after getting its throat slit..
I swear that Sams laugh sounds like that my grandma had a baby with a god damn blowdryer.
I did not know i needed 10 min of sam whizzing, but now i need a 10 hours of sam whizzing.
the wheeze to surpass metal gear
I haven't laughed so hard while getting yelled at to calm the hell down in a long ass time
0:00 - 13:36 Lmao wheeze
Just thought I'd let you know I'm sitting in the hospital waiting room waiting for my girlfriend to get some shit fixed with her heart and watching your old videos to pass the time so thanks for the entertainment
"What's fun until it gets weird?"
"A feEeEeEeEeEeEeEetus"
I got 45 seconds into this video and I was immediately dying of laughter from Sam's wheeze. I mean I couldn't breathe and it took me 2 minutes with the video off to stabilize
GOD HAS BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER VIDEO
it’s tradition to come back to this video every once in a while
11:35 I dropped my phone I was wheezing so hard
Sam was later found dead due to lack of oxygen
Great, now I've got a hernia too.
I can’t tell what I like more... Rich Evans’ laugh, Norm MacDonald’s cackle of laughter and twinkle in his eye, or General Sam’s steam boat wheezing. All amazing remedies to any bad day 😂
My girlfriend started looking at me funny when I started laughing
Ive never cried laughing so hard in a mcdonalds in my life. Im still in tears
He legit got hernia from laughing in this....
I aspire to be able to laugh as hard as Sam does in one sitting, I laugh this hard like once a year
I think I know why Sam complains about people who unenthusaistically read cards in this game on that podcast now
Yep
Criminally short coulda listen to that dry tuba wheeze all day
When he wheezes he sounds like the ghost rider people from LOTR
Fuckin wraiths 😂😂😂
@@Rinneganlean 'Nazgul' you uncultured swine
@@therope340 sorry baby
@@therope340 I'll do better next time.
11:43 is a pack of turkeys flying by
Quite possibly the best video on the internet
Sam's wheezing has in turn made me wheeze.